#fuck these bitches for real

[babymadeofbones]

i actually can't fucking stand mulder and scully they drive me cuckoo crazy bonkers insane

[hyacinthsdiamonds]

Fuck anyone who makes jokes about a crash that literally sent a driver to hospital.

Max's crash at Silverstone is the third most severe crash we've had in F1 in the past five years (most severe being Grosjean's in Bahrain 2020, followed by Zhou's in Silverstone 2022).

Additionally, the fact he was sent to the hospital at all is significant as Silverstone has its own medical facility on the grounds. It says everything that even as a precautionary measure, Max (+ Alex & Zhou the following year) was sent to the nearest hospital instead.

Do not for a single second take a driver walking away from a severe crash for granted. Sometimes, the miracles don't happen. Sometimes, a driver doesn't walk away unscathed. You do not want to be watching when the worst-case scenario becomes a real possibility, or worse; a reality.

If the like from Lando's dad is real... I have nothing else to say, from the bottom of my heart; FUCK YOU!

[the-starry-seas]

I think the funniest possible codywan AU would be for Obi-Wan to drop his lightsaber like two seconds into Order 66 and seeing this just completely overrides the brain chip as Cody explodes with rage because this just happened two minutes ago YOU KARKING JEDI

[slutt4matt]

MATTHEW. the way he said “fucking bitches” has me going feral

[warning-heckboop]

Was going to write a little ficlet to go with this, but. Vaccine tiredness is killer.

A little bit of art for the FOP Nature au by @bunnieswithknives. I cannot recommend checking it out enough.

[laniidae-passerine]

positively obsessed with how Rockstar Lestat is the exact kind of guy one of my friends would show me a picture of and swear he’s really sexy and cool and brilliant. Whole time I’m thinking “oh dear GOD” staring at a trainwreck weirdo and wondering what’s happened to everybody else that is absolutely missing me. jesus christ he’s blond

[fishsinsareacknowledged]

Godddd. Pulling up Nikto's shirt just to bite and chew at his scarred stomach hnhgg. Making him flustered and embarrassed while I paw at his stomach, making biscuits on his fat like a fucking cat. Chewing and biting on his flesh like I'm trying to eat him whole because he just looks so delicious sprawled out under me, blushing and trying to cover himself because he's never been viewed as something to adore before. Shaded all the way down to his lower chest and covering himself in an orange hue and he just looks so pretty looking up at me with large, wide, shameful eyes.

[daftmooncretin]

big bummer that lestat slept through the 60s… like rip king you should have fucked simon and garfunkel

[darksber]

GROGU in THE MANDALORIAN CHAPTER 18: THE MINES OF MANDALORE

[whump-queen]

glasses whump cuz jinkies bitch I can’t see without my glasses

whumpee flinching too early or too late.

whumper making a big show of crushing their glasses underfoot

whumpee feeling a hand on their shoulder and jumping because they can just barely see the dark shape behind them but can’t make out their shadowed features.

a whumpee losing their glasses privileges early-on in capture. maybe they go years unable to clearly see their captor’s face.

a whumpee who hasn’t been able to read anything in years. anything short of a big headline is just jumbled black shapes. maybe they can’t even read a phone screen. could they call for help even if they had the chance? the feeling of uselessness at finally getting access to a laptop or a phone, only to find they can barely even see the icons on the screen. they get caught before they can even type in the password.

whumper trying to console them, promising whumpee they don’t have to worry about their vision any longer. there is nothing worth seeing apart from whumper.

glasses-less whumpee finally escaping into the big outside world. unable to read steeet signs, bumping into strangers, wandering into the street and getting nearly hit by cars. drawing so so much attention. panicking because they didn’t realize just how blind they really are, out here. just how unprepared. how useless. almost like they’re better off back with whumper. where things were painful, but at least predictable.

if they get a recovery arc, give me that moment where they finally put on a new pair again, and remember what it’s like to see, to feel like themselves. to be out of the dark and the fog, to finally feel like a person again.

[front-facing-pokemon]

[winepresswrath]

sudden yearning for time travelling teen jiang fengmian lands at lotus pier fic that winds up being about a perfectly nice kid having a varying series of "oh no. i don't like that. that's a lot" reactions.

[essektheylyss]

Okay this post does actually warrant a spoiler warning for Tales of Exandria (go read it. I am no longer asking.) but honestly I do think it is most likely that the circumstances of the first portion (chronologically) of the Bright Queen comics finished sometime in the past year or two prior to the current circumstances of the campaign and the subsequent portion is the one that takes place in 855 PD, but this does make Leylas's perspective on being in Vasselheim even worse and funnier, particularly if Ludinus does actually take the opportunity to try to show them all the Aeor footage. Like, your partner's dead, your divine child who was supposed to herald a golden age turned into a bloodthirsty drider and is also dead, and you'd love nothing more to murder Lolth with your bare hands. Instead you're in Vasselheim in endless meetings that absolutely cannot be emails because that smug jackass elf from the Empire, who stole your religious artifacts and started a war against you, thinks he's so smart for living an extra hundred years and is now attempting to claim that gives him the sole authority to break the moon open and kill all the gods. You're like three hundred years older than he is. You don't give a shit about the pantheon. He tries to give you his powerpoint presentation pitch. You disdainfully write "Ludinus Da'leth" right above "Lolth" on the top of your list titled, "To Hunt For Sport".

[beware-of-you-98]

thinking again about the look of devastation and heartbreak jj gave emily when she shared that she died for real in the back of the ambulance and want to punch things

[piosplayhouse]

My devilish mdzs opinion (wen qing was wwx's sugar daddy before lwj)

[greenlaut]

they’re in love your honor