#fukuchi x reader

[usagi-chwan]

Here are all the links to each of my currently published writings on Bungou Stray Dogs (basically, a summary) :

One-shots & Two-shots :

ADA!Dazai x PM!Reader - See you, I love you

Dazai x Reader - Broken Memories

Dazai x Reader - The evils of my soul

Dazai x Reader - A second chance

Dazai x Reader - The truth, only the truth (part 1/2)

Dazai x Reader - The truth, only the truth (part 2/2)

Chuuya x Reader - A new world (part 1/2)

Chuuya x Reader - A new world (part 2/2)

Chuuya x Reader - A choice without regrets (part 1/3)

Chuuya x Reader - A choice without regrets (part 2/3)

Chuuya x Reader - A choice without regrets (part 3/3)

Chuuya x Reader - Change of Plans

Chuuya x shy!Reader - Incomprehension (NSFW, Part 1/2)

Chuuya x shy!Reader - Incomprehension (NSFW, Part 2/2)

Atsushi x Reader - Nine Roses

Atsushi x Reader - True hapiness

Kyôka x Reader - For a better future

Dazai & Oda - Funeral Melody

Akutagawa x Reader - Love and Duty

Fukuzawa x Reader - Where I belong

Ranpo x Reader - Dreams of greatness (part 1/2)

Ranpo x Reader - Dreams of greatness (part 2/2)

Ranpo x Reader - One Step Ahead

Kunikida x Reader - The most beautiful gift

Poe x Reader - This voice of yours

Fyodor x Reader - Black Sun

ADA x Reader - Revenge is a dish best served cold

ADA x Reader - A well deserved rest

Oda x Pregnant!Reader - A piece of hapiness

Oda x Reader - Love always finds its way

Tachihara x Reader - Everything for your smile

Elise x Reader - In your child's eyes

Mori x Reader - What is part of me

Mori x Reader - Cursed

Headcanons x Reader :

Do you know Candy Crush? (Ranpo, Kunikida, Kenji, Oda, Akutagawa, Yosano, Atsushi, Chuuya & Dazai)

... Can you repeat what you just said? (Part 1 - Dazai, Kunikida, Chuuya, Ranpo, Oda, Ango, Atsushi, Sigma & Fukuzawa)

At the haunted house with BSD's characters (Part 1 - Ranpo, Kunikida, Yosano, Akutagawa & Oda)

At the haunted house with BSD's characters (Part 2 - Kenji, Chuuya, Atsushi & Dazai)

Who's doing the dishes today? (Kunikida, Francis, Ranpo, Chuuya, Atsushi, Ango, Tachihara, Fyodor & Dazai)

Is this little one yours? (Part 1 - Ranpo, Oda, Atsushi & Sigma)

Is this little one yours? (Part 2 - Dazai, Kunikida, Chuuya, Ango & Fukuzawa)

Feel tired all of a sudden? (Kunikida, Oda, Chuuya & Yumeno)

Yes, I do (Part 1 - Kunikida, Atsushi, Oda, Chuuya & ADA!Dazai)

Yes, I do (Part 2 - PM!Dazai, Ango, Ranpo & Yosano)

Alright. What else is new? (Kôyô, Mori & Chuuya)

The enemy nobody wants to have (Part 1 - Kôyô & Mori)

The enemy nobody wants to have (Part 2 - Akutagawa & Chuuya)

Jealousy is a bad habit (ADA!Dazai, Ranpo, Akutagawa, Chuuya, Atsushi, Yosano, Oda, Tecchou & Lucy)

Single life is no longer for me (Oda, Fukuzawa, Chuuya, PM!Dazai & ADA!Dazai)

Nice to meet you! (Oda, Kunikida & Fukuchi)

First meal with the in-laws, it goes wrong? (Chuuya, Dazai, Atsushi & Oda)

I'm not your father... Or your mother, for that matter (Dazai, Chuuya, Kunikida, Oda, Fukuzawa & Sigma)

I have no regrets (Dazai & Chuuya)

I didn't see anything, I swear! (Dazai, Chuuya, Kunikida, Atsushi, Oda & Poe)

Period, the devil's invention (Kunikida, Chuuya, Ranpo, Sigma & Fyodor)

If only I'd known... (Chuuya, Mori, Fukuzawa & Kunikida)

I remember (Part 1 - Dazai & Kôyô)

I remember (Part 2 - Mori & Fukuzawa)

Will you marry me? (Part 1 - Dazai & Chuuya)

Will you marry me ? (Part 2 - Oda)

Oops, I misspoke (Atsushi, Ango, Oda, Chuuya & Dazai)

Can I do anything else for you while I'm at it??? (Dazai, Chuuya, Fukuzawa, Oda & Mori)

That's not what I meant! (Chuuya, Dazai, Atsushi, Sigma, Tecchou, Fukuzawa, Oda & Fyodor)

Have kids, they said... (Part 1 - Chuuya, Fukuzawa, Oda & Dazai)

Have kids, they said... (Part 2 - Fyodor, Sigma, Jounou & Poe)

Reflex ! (Nikolai, Dazai, Chuuya & Kunikida)

... Can you repeat what you just said? (Part 2 - Mori, Hirotsu & Kôyô)

Enough is enough! (Kunikida, Hirotsu, Fukuzawa & Mori)

There's no doubt about it: you're gorgeous (Mori, Fukuzawa, Chuuya & Dazai)

A flood of good news (Oda, Kunikida, Chuuya & Dazai)

Headcanons :

You're under arrest! (Kenji, Yosano, Kunikida, Chuuya, Atsushi, Dazai, Kyôka, Tanizaki, Kajii, Ango, Mori & little bonus)

To cook or not to cook, that is the question (Dazai, Ango, Oda, Kunikida, Atsushi, Kyôka, Sigma, Chuuya, Ranpo & Fyodor)

I won't do it again, I promise... (Fukuzawa, Chuuya, Dazai, Yosano & Kôyô)

Ouch!! It stings!! (Ranpo, Atsushi, Chuuya, Dazai & Poe)

Do you want something else? (Chuuya, Yosano, Dazai, Kunikida, Oda, Nikolai & Fyodor)

A sweet tooth? (Kunikida, Ranpo, Dazai, Yosano, Fukuzawa, Kyôka, Atsushi, Kenji & Tanizaki)

[mncxbe]

𝐦𝐲 𝐟𝐚𝐯𝐨𝐮𝐫𝐢𝐭𝐞 𝐛𝐨𝐲𝐬 𝐨𝐧 𝐯𝐚𝐥𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐞'𝐬 𝐝𝐚𝐲

𝐆𝐞𝐧𝐫𝐞: bsd, csm, headcanons fluff n smut♡

𝐀𝐮𝐭𝐡𝐨𝐫'𝐬 𝐧𝐨𝐭𝐞: since Vday will be here soon I wanted to do a little something♡ hope you like it babes

ღೀ๋࣭ ⭑ ღೀ๋࣭ ⭑ ღೀ๋࣭ ⭑

𝐃𝐚𝐳𝐚𝐢

sneaky bastard. he pretends to forget about Valentine's day just to see your cute pout– "aww bella didn't know you cared so much about this silly little day. fine, fine, you got me. I did get you a gift"

totally gets you a very thoughtful gift and writes you a letter. he's really not good at expressing his feelings through words, so letters have to do

he wakes up early so he can pick fresh flowers for you from the park. I really think Dazai isn't the type to buy you tacky bouquets. and of course he makes you breakfast in bed– "rise and shine, beautiful. I made you your favourite." he'd purr, placing a plate of hot blueberry pancakes in front of you "dig in, we have plans today"

definitely skips work so he can spend time with you, but he eventually has to go to the Ada office after Kunikida threatens to fire him. don't worry tho, he'll make up for the lost time when he comes back home in the evening

that night he's more gentle than usual, making sure that you enjoy yourself. after all the day is all about you and he's going to do his best to please you– "Ah fuck 'donna you're doing so well. you like it? s-sure hope you do angel 'm gonna make you cum f'me alright? atta girl..."

𝐂𝐡𝐮𝐮𝐲𝐚

he's such a gentleman omg

because of his job, he can't be there with you when you wake up, but you can be sure he's going to leave you a romantic note on the nightstand

he sends you flowers and expensive praline boxes at work just to make sure that your female colleagues envy you–"everyone needs to know how well i treat my pretty girl, right baby?"

in the evening he finally gets the chance to give you the rest of his gifts: lingerie, expensive perfumes and of course, his affections and undivided attention♡

a candle lit, bubble bath with a glass of wine is mandatory. you lay in his arms, your back flush against his chest while he plays with your hair, whispering the sweetest things in your ear "i love you, pretty girl. i'm glad that you're mine never forget that"

𝐀𝐤𝐮𝐭𝐚𝐠𝐚𝐰𝐚

sweet boy, he's so confused and overwhelmed

he doesn't really understand the whole point of Valentine's day but he wantes to make the day special for you

he plans it weeks ahead, asking Chuuya for advice. i see him talking to Gin about what gifts he could give you; she's his sister after all, she must know what a girl wants

Akutagawa buys you books for Valentine's day. a book-bouquet to be more specific and makes you dinner at home

please show him that you care and appreciate his efforts. he's super anxious about it– "You mean it was nice? you enjoyed yourself with me, right? oh thank god"

after dinner, he wouldn't mind getting down to some more intimate activities♡ if you want that ofc. once he's back in your arms with his face buried in the crook of your neck as he fucks you slowly, he finally manages to relax, all worries seeping out of him "My angel... I-I love you so much ah fuck- please never leave me" yea, he gets very emotional

𝐅𝐮𝐤𝐮𝐜𝐡𝐢

he straight up forgets about Valentine's day, it's just not a priority for him and no matter how many times you try to hint at it he doesn't get it

he's confused when he sees you pouting and doesn't really understand what's wrong? but once he gets to work Teruko tells him that it's Valentine's day he's so mad at himself.

ofc he tries to make up for it in the evening when he gets home from work

he brings you a bouquet of roses (one of the pre-made ones y'all know what i'm talking about💀) but it's the thought that counts and apologises for forgetting– "i'm sorry sweetheart, didn't mean to upset you, ya know? i had a lot on my plate lately and it just slipped my mind. c'mon baby don't be mad"

he doesn't drop it until you accept his apology. if you're up for it he takes you out to dinner at the most expensive place in town♡

𝐊𝐢𝐬𝐡𝐢𝐛𝐞

man... where do i even start

he doesn't get the point of it either, just sees the day as an opportunity to spend time with his beloved♡

despite his cold demeanour, Kishibe's a real thoughtful person. he doesn't buy you any overly expensive gifts but he picks flowers for you probably sneaks some from the cemetery too

if you wanna do something special he's totally down for it– "Hm? You wanna go have dinner at that new place in town? Sure, dear, I'll book us a table don't worry about it."

he's not very affectionate either but once you two are back home, in the comfort of your apartment, his tongue loosens a bit–"Ya know, princess, you're one of the best things that happened to me. thank you, really. why're you laughing, i'm serious. you know i don't joke about matters of the heart"

𝐀𝐧𝐠𝐞𝐥 𝐃𝐞𝐯𝐢𝐥

you probably have to explain the concept of Valentine's day to him

Angel's too lazy to plan anything for the two of you so you have to settle for ordering takeout and watching a movie

lets you cuddle him if you insist enough and make sure that every inch of your skin is covered so he doesn't accidentally drain your lifespan

hear me out now. stargazing with him >>

he's the happiest man on earth if you gift him a pack of ice cream cones or some flowers. he's definitely the type to press them just because they're a gift from you and he treasures every little thing you do for him, even if he doesn't always show it

[diagonal-queen]

Omg you're backkkk<3 I hope uni's going well for you!

Maybe the Hunting Dogs with a s/o who's kind of mean/petty?

Hunting Dogs with a mean S/O

♡ pairing: Fukuchi Ouchi, Jouno Saigiku, Tecchou Suehiro, Teruko Okura (platonic), Tachihara Michizou x gn!Reader

♡ synopsis: How are the Hunting Dogs with a mean and petty S/O?

♡ cw: Swearing, u r a BULLY >:((, dw it's pretty chill though, non-graphic NSFW with Jouno, teensy bit of NSFW with Tachihara, mentions of violence, crime and torture

note: ahhh hello yes i'm back! uni's pretty great actually. i love being able to tell people i go to law school lmao, it makes me feel smarter than i am. uhh but i've been swamped and a bit busy, and i'm going back home for a week so i might not be super active over the next couple weeks, i'm so sorry my babies </3 but i'll still be lurking in case you wanna chat! as always, apologies for errors and i hope you enjoy x

Fukuchi:

Mf you think he cares?? He hired Jouno and Tachihara because they committed crimes, and he's more than happy to keep Teruko around. Bro doesn't give a FUCK that you're mean

If you're dating Fukuchi you clearly do give a shit about the welfare of society and world peace, so your individual quirks are just that. Quirks

He will fully let you just be a dickhead sometimes, because...like, why not?

I feel like Fukuchi is obviously often a very intimidating individual who strikes fear and commands respect from everyone else. But you? You just walk all over him

In some ways for him it's probably kind of refreshing to have someone around him who doesn't idolise him at all, or look up to him as a superior. It gets exhausting, for sure. Sometimes he just wants to be humbled and that's so okay Fukuchi, you deserve it actually /mean-spirited and condescending

Don't get me wrong it's not like you're an abusive partner! You're still obviously nice to your partner and you love him, but you definitely don't go out of your way to sugarcoat things or try to avoid any necessary confrontations

And Fukuchi genuinely really respects that about you. He's pretty similar like that, though still definitely goofier than you

I mean he won't want you sitting around with an RBF when he's at formal events and whatnot, because that really wouldn't have the best impression, but he's usually very gung ho about letting you be yourself

You're lucky he loves you man...lmao

Jouno:

He loves it. Full stop.

You two are just sadist central over here. Like he'll be torturing a suspect and you're just watching. Bored. Not a care in the world

(Jouno, I don't think you're legally allowed to invite your partner to watch you do your job- much less one like this, but...eh...)

You two are always just talking shit about people to each other, and like when you're out in public on dates you're just whispering to each other and judging people T-T

Lowkey kinda gets turned on when you guys argue. He thinks it's hot when you get heated and angry. Usually it ends in rough "passionate hugging", and the pillowtalk is when you both actually resolve the issue (dumbasses)

He might even purposefully rile you up sometimes because mf is just THAT much of a horny degenerate. You guys can call him classy and gentlemanly all you want, but we all know he's secretly deranged

Like an angry, horny goblin with a knife...someone stop him

Tbh you should probably bully him a little bit every now and then. I think he needs to be taken down a peg sometimes

Hey, he's more likely to listen to you than Tecchou, isn't he? Besides, it's nothing genuinely malicious. Just couple's banter

Oh, you guys are fucking LEGENDS at the couple's banter. Though you never do it in public, because a lot of the times the things you both tell each other as jokes can come off as really cruel jabs

Nah your senses of humour are just not family-friendly (violent and malicious)

You guys have very strange ways of showing your love and affection. But, hey, it works for you and that's what's important :)

Tecchou:

Ah yes, arguably the least meanie of all of the Hunting Dogs. Yeah uh he doesn't really like you at first

Tecchou doesn't understand being mean just for the sake of it. I mean like, for Teruko, she uses it in her career, and Jouno is sadistic and weird and also uses it in his career. You're just petty because you can be

But the more time you spend together the more he realises that you're really not that bad- you're really just more of the loveable asshole type

An acquired taste, yes, but this is Tecchou we're talking about! That's his thing!

He learns to appreciate the things about you that many others would probably consider flaws. He influences you for the better definitely...

...BUT you also kinda make him worse

He will adopt your 'deal with it bitch' attitude sometimes, but it doesn't hinder his relationships or work so it's fiiiiine

(Jouno isn't a huge fan of it though...but at the same time he kind of respects you)

Tecchou probably won't admit it but he really likes to listen to you rant and bitch about people you don't like. He just likes to listen to you be angry about trivial things, he finds it equal parts endearing and entertaining

If you're mean to someone who deserves it? Well I mean...who is he to stop you?

At the end of the day you're definitely emotionally self-sufficient, so that's one less part of you for him to fret over. All's well that ends well or some shit idk

Teruko (platonic):

You guys are literally the best of friends

She's the loud fiery kind of mean and you are the 'I will straight up meticulously ruin your life' kind of mean

You on some r/nuclearrevenge type shit and she fucking loves that for you

Like she's fully willing to plot and scheme with you and do whatever mean shit you suggest. You two are menaces and she should absolutely not be a military soldier

Teruko WILL smite your enemies. And by smite your enemies I mean she will actively do what she can to ruin the lives of people you don't like, with absolutely no remorse (pretty sure she actually commits crimes to do this)

She LIVES for your cruel one-liners and clever insults. Every time she hears one she absolutely hollers

Teruko enjoys it when you're mean to the other Hunting Dogs (except Fukuchi). They can handle a couple bitchy words so it's not a huge deal, but she's just extra amused by it

For the record you're not *mean* mean, you're just...humbling them (which let's be real they could use from time to time (Jouno, again, looking at you))

Nobody is surprised by your guys' friendship really

You're a dangerous pair. Please stop

Teruko kinda likes that you hold grudges so frequently because she'll never tire of hearing you shittalk the same exact people and events over and over again

She'll shittalk them too

Dia doesn't approve of this friendship

Tachihara:

You guys know that scene in B99 where Jake says that he can't decide if he's scared of Amy or turned on by her and then decides that he's both? Yea, that's Tachihara with you

He is a good person at heart, and outside of his mafia gangster persona he's really not that mean, and as such he does not encourage mean behaviour. But like, when you do it? Mm...

Bro is WHIPPED

Lowkey he probably gets some of his mafia persona ideas from you 💀

His mafia coworkers have no questions about how you two get along, and they generally like you. The other Hunting Dogs have a few more questions

Tachihara isn't some shy, quiet introvert, but he is generally pretty chill and a nice person. They like to playfully tease him about how different the two of you are (though if it gets too far he knows he can count on you to rip them a new one with no issue)

Dw they still like you though! Especially Teruko

He has absolutely no problems with you for being cold and blunt. It's nothing he himself can't handle, and in some ways it actually makes talking to you easier

Again, I'll stress that you're not mean to him, you're just not the most lovey-dovey person out there. But you DO put effort in and that's what Tachihara cares about, even if it isn't in a stereotypical way

If anything else, you're certainly loyal!

Tachihara loves you for all of your different eccentricities, and he's also kinda turned on by them. Win-win? Win-win.

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[starb3rrys]

could I request hc of what thing make hunting dogs fall in love with her more

Hi! This is such a sweet request, I’m such a sucker for some sweet fluff! I wasn’t too sure if I should’ve added Teruko or if you only meant the male hunting dogs- so I decided to go with the safest option (sorry Teruko). Anyways, without further ado, enjoy these head-canons!! <3

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Things that make the hunting dogs fall deeper in love

Fluff

Hunting Dogs x GN! Reader

Ft. Tecchou, Jouno, Tachihara, Fukuchi

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Tecchou

Loyalty: Tecchou always catches his heart skipping a beat whenever you express your loyalty. Wether it be your loyalty to him, your beliefs, your ambitions etc. he can’t help but love you more for it, to him loyalty is something that shows strength in a person.

Open mind: Tecchou has a very open mind when it comes to food combinations, so it’s no surprise that he loves it when you’re open to trying his weird food combinations of the day. Aside from food, Tecchou also finds it admirable when you agree to try new things; new style, new haircut, literally anything your sweet heart desires he will 100% support you.

Support: Tecchou adores knowing that he has you there to support him. The times when he is feeling down and you’re there to hold him and motivate him to get through the day is enough to put a smile on his face. He cherishes the moments when you make it clear that you’re on his side, the moments when you encourage his job, his dreams, his goals and ambitions are the one’s he carries in his heart.

Jouno

Communication: Jouno loves being able to have open and honest conversations with you. Something about being able to sit down and just talk about each others troubles, concerns or even needs makes him happy. He doesn’t like having to guess what’s troubling you so he appreciates it when you yourself are honest about what is upsetting you, communication is key!

Reactions: Jouno is always amused with your reactions whenever he’s around. He finds it precious when your heart beats faster as he talks to you or walks by, or the way your body relaxes as he wraps his arms around you in a tight loving embrace.

Voice: The sound of your voice is the most entrancing thing he has ever heard. He could spend hours or even days listening to you talk about your day, your hobbies or even interests and he would never get tired. Your laugh is like music to his sensitive ears, nothing could ever compare to it.

Tachihara

Understanding: Since Tachihara has to go undercover for two different organizations with totally different values, he appreciates it when you try to comprehend him and his actions. His heart flutters every time you are willing to look beyond his exterior and see from his point of view.

Trust: Tachihara adores the fact that there is so much trust in your relationship. He cherishes the trust you have in him; his abilities, his words, and decisions. He can’t help but smile knowing that he’s fortunate enough to have your unwavering trust.

Patience: Your boundless patience was one of the first things that captivated Tachiharas heart. It was the little things— your gentle smile after he came home late, the understanding nod when he made a mistake, and your calm reassurance during his moments of doubt. To him, your patience is a gift he treasures with all his heart.

Fukuchi

Respect: Fukuchi is deeply touched by how respected and appreciated you make him feel. He can feel himself fall deeper and deeper in love whenever you respect his decisions, his time, his efforts. He will make sure to let you know just how much he appreciates you :).

Independence: Allowing each other to have your own space and privacy is something he loves in your relationship. Fukuchi can be very reserved at times, so having a s/o that respects that and isn’t hovering over his shoulder every minute of the day is like heaven.

Compliments: When I tell you- his brain shuts down whenever you give him the slightest compliment, I mean it. He literally CTRL+ALT+DELETES whenever you tell him something simple like, “You look handsome today!”. Fukuchi is no stranger to praise and compliments, but when it comes from you? He doesn’t know what to do with himself.

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Im ngl, I forgot Tachihara was in the hunting dogs.

It didn’t click in my head until I was just about to press “Publish”- I still love him though!

As always, I hope you enjoyed these little head-canons!! <3

[ha1taniwh0re]

BSD TOPICS

‼️Spoilers,ped0 mentioning, mafia content?‼️

Ready for hate once again

So im back at watching BSD and im currently at season 5, so I want to talk about some things I see on tik tok recently.

Mori effect

We all know about Mori's "children". Dazai, Yosano, Elise, Q and how Mori traumatized them. First Dazai, he was traumatized before he even met Mori so Mori didn't traumatized him but he did gave him some bad memories(aka killing ex boss Infront of Dazai), Yosano wasn't really traumatized directly by Mori. Mori is a person who will try not to make much mess, he would rather make one person to lose mind than millions of people lifes. Let's remember that ADA and PM have same job, they protect Yokohama's people, ADA is light and Port Mafia is dark so Mori isn't really heartless, he killed ex boss so millions of people wouldn't die just like in war(The leader of an organisation is at the pinnacle of the organization and, at the same time, he is its slave. The leader must be more than willing to commit any atrocity in order to insure the survival of the organization.). At the time yosano was traumatized by Mori she was in war. That experience is already traumatising, her ability was really helpful but it wasn't just Mori who traumatized her but also a soldiers too. They started to hate her at some point because of her ability Mori is doing what anyone in military would do if they were in Mori's position while they are in the middle of the war. Elise, elise is his ability. Yeah yeah she was a young girl before Mori transformed into little girl, but now she is just an ability and Mori controls her how he wants she can't be really traumatized as ability, she doesn't seem like she remembers that she was a real person before. Q is indeed traumatized by Mori too but most by Dazai, Dazai was the one who locked Q.

ADA member transfer to PM

Where to start here? There are some of things that are hinting on Dazai being next boss. Mori predicted that Dazai will be boss at 23(now he is 22), Dazai took off his blue thing off (that was sign that he is with Ada), Mori not sitting in openings and Dazai is scene before that and after. All ADA members having white background in outro s5 but dazai has red. And much more that I saw. People also said that Dazai won't be a person will be back to PM because of Oda. Let's remember that Oda was famous mafia member that never killed someone. So Dazai can be like Oda and he is still keeping his promise to Oda but also he will save ADA people from being in PM.

Better villains

BRO YOU GUYS COULDN'T HANDLE THESE TWO AND YOU WANT "BETTER" VILLAINS. They are THE BEST villains you guys just see one wrong thing and you become blind af. You saw for Mori being ped0(still bad not defending) and never saw anything else but he just is soooo not important. If he wasn't important he wouldn't be still alive. Fukuchi was SOOOO GOOD never could guess he was fifth member. Poor Tachihara became blind T^T

[maislovebot]

GOOD MORNINGGGG

how do you think the rest of the DOA members would be like vampies? :3

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GOOD MORNING!! Sorry that this is so late, my professor assigned some super hard assignments smh🙏 I honestly find it very interesting to think about the bsd characters in some vampire au so ty for this ask:3

I don’t normally write for Fukuchi but because this is just a small blurb I figured why not! Bram is also different from the others, as his doesn’t take place in an au and instead takes place in canon. Everyone else’s takes place in an au where their vampirism has a completely different set of rules from Bram’s!! You won’t become mindless if they bite you ty

I feel like Fukuchi has the most control out of any of them? He doesn’t really bite you often because he feels like it’s immoral. He’s already committing enough immoral crimes that completely go against everything him and his image stand for. He’s a war hero after all, why would he want to hurt more people than he already has to, especially when hurting you isn’t even going to save anyone. The only real exception would be if he was quite literally starving, and if you’re in poor health? Forget it. He’s never biting you. He would never bite you recreationally, it would only be if he was hiding from another organization and hadn’t eaten in multiple days.

If he were to bite you though, it wouldn’t be very different. He is a man with a lot of willpower and control. He’s able to control himself better than anyone else on this list, in all honesty. He’ll drink the amount he needs to be sustained, then he’s finished. No more no less.

He would enjoy eating nice meals, like perfectly cooked steak, or other things similar. He wouldn’t be very fond of roadkill, because he has the funds to eat at 5 star restaurants pretty much every day. Why eat things he sees on the side of the road?

Bram is similar in the sense that he has self control. He’s aware of the fact that if he were to bite you, you’d be subjected to becoming nothing more than a mindless, blood sucking creature. That isn’t what he wants from you. He wants to be with you for the rest of his days, even if he knows it isn’t realistic because you’re merely human. He’ll try to simply come to terms with the fact he won’t have you for very long, but it’ll only take him maybe 4 months after he’s gotten his body back for him to go on the hunt for something that can make him human, or safely turn you into a vampire. He’s aware of the page because of Fukuchi, and it’s his number one goal to get a hold of it now. He’d prefer to get it by teaming up with whoever is in possession of it, but if that doesn’t work out, he isn’t afraid to take a more villainous approach. Anything to keep you.

In terms of biting you, he never has because he knows what will happen. But oh god has he fantasized about it. It’s all he thinks about. You’d look so pretty with his fangs in your neck.

He didn’t really eat much before he got his body, only being fed whenever Fukuchi had someone he wanted turned, but that didn’t happen much until the vampirism outbreak. Now that he’s gotten his body back, he doesn’t bite people as one, he would feel unfaithful to you, even if nothing became of it and it was purely for feeding. He also wants to make a conscious effort to be good for Aya’s sake. He eats food you make for him. He doesn’t really like going out in public often, so he allows you to cook for him. You’ve made plenty of meals with blood in them, like animals, but you’ve also introduced him to other types of food, and even if they serve him no nutritional value, he finds them delicious.

Fyodor would love to bite you. If you’re just another pawn on his comically large chess board, then he’ll drink your blood with no real intent of giving you anything in return. Sure, he’ll toss you a rag, but you have to clean yourself off! He’s so horrible. If he cares about you, however, he is strangely tender. He has a sense of self control, but sometimes he gets so desperate for your blood he can’t help himself! He’ll hold you down and nibble into your shoulder. He likes biting your shoulder a strange amount. He can’t explain it, it’s just a nice, convenient spot to bite. This is why he loves it when you wear tops with thin or no straps. Makes for east access! Also let’s not forget that this man is anemic. He’d like to bite you to help get his iron levels up, so at least him constantly asking for you to let him bite you has some practical use? If you say no to him biting you, he’ll respect it. He cares about you, he wouldn’t do anything against your will. You’re the light of his life, after all. You’re perfection, therefore, what you say goes.

Whenever Fyodor does bite you, he’s quite literally on top of you, straddling you. He likes the power it gives him, even if in your opinion, he looks rather pathetic biting you while literally straddling you and trembling from how good you taste. He also likes to bite you from the back sometimes. He’ll walk up behind you, hugging you and swaying from side to side before grazing his fangs over your shoulder, awaiting your permission. He is capable of pacing himself, but if he begins ti notice you're getting dizzy more frequently, or you're getting woozy while he's biting you, he'll stop and clean up your bite, wordlessly cleaning you up and cuddling you.

He also likes to eat fine dining. Nothing can quite compare to the taste of your blood, but there are some fair substitutes. He will drink your blood whenever the opportunity presents itself, but he'll also take the two of you out to a nice restaurant and let you order whatevee you please, while he'll order something simple and bloody.

Nikolai is certainly the most strange when it comes to his behaviors. When he bites you he’ll take the blood left over and wipe it on your cheek or something weird like that😭 he also likes biting you in weird places because he finds it funny?? Like he’ll nibble on your fingertips and shit just for funzies?? Similarly to Fyodor, he would bite you whenever given permission. He doesn’t try to limit himself, if you give him permission, why stop? He’d treat you like fine dining. You’re sweet and yummy and Nikolai can’t get enough of it! If you were to tell him no, say that you don’t want him to bite you, he’d roll his eyes playfully but agree. He obviously wouldn’t want you to leave him because he bit you without asking! Then he wouldn’t be able to drink your yummy blood anymore. He also does care about what you have to say, even if he doesn’t admit it because he feels like it makes him seem less free.

As I said earlier, he likes biting weird obscure places, like your fingertips. He’ll lean down like a gentleman and kiss the top of your hand, slowly trailing down and kissing your knuckles, then your fingertips, before finally nibbling your finger tips. As he kisses you he places him hands on your stomach to press you down onto the nearest couch or bed, so you’ll be sitting up comfortably while he leans ahead of you. He also likes biting places like your collarbones, arms, etc. as much as he likes biting in weird obscure places, the neck is nice too. It’s simple, but affective.

He pretty much only drinks your blood..he’ll go a few days without eating (luckily vampires can last sufficiently longer without food that normal humans can), so once you’ve rebuilt your energy he can drink your blood again. Rinse and repeat that process over and over again, and you’ve got Nikolai’s eating habits. He’s also a messy eater..there will be blood pretty much dripping from wherever he bit you when he’s done so he can wipe it on your face or body.

We’ve already talked about Sigma a fair amount, but I’m down to cover the basics. He loves to bite you, in fact nothing can quite compare. He’ll bite you and once he’s done he has this appreciative look on his face. He loves that you’re willing to let him bite you, but he also feels bad. He tends to space out when he bites you, and he prefers biting you in places that have more fat so it hurts less. He’s already a thigh guy but he especially loves biting you there.. your neck is also a good spot to bite though. It’s a little more painful for you, though, so he tends to not bite you there often.

When he’s finished biting you he’ll just lick up the blood, and get a towel. If you’re too tired he’ll just set you down and take a bath with you, bandaging up wherever he bit you. If you’re not, he’ll treat you real good to make up for it. He may love biting you, but somehow, seeing how you’re attached to him at the hip, clinging onto him for the rest of the day is even more satisfying. He finds it cute.

He loves eating stuff you make for him and stuff from nice restaurants, and despite the fact nothing can quite compare to you, he knows he can’t realistically drink your blood every day. You’d get sick, and not to mention it would cause a lot of swelling and bruising. He’d rather space it out.

I was tempted to make this sufficiently more nsfw, but I decided to refrain from anything sexual outside of biting as I didn’t wanna deviate from the original prompt too much..

[bonne-chanson]

✉︎ 𝒉𝒖𝒏𝒕𝒊𝒏𝒈 𝒅𝒐𝒈𝒔

fukuchi ouchi

nothing here yet…

suehiro tecchou

nothing here yet…

saigiku jouno

nothing here yet…

[fairybonesandstardust]

@sonics-atelier said "mr. i tried to destroy the world because my bff didn't dick me down" and i've been thinking about it non stop. imagine if ranpo woke up on the airport alone only to have atsushi find him and help him. they don't know where fukuchi and fukuzawa are, ranpo knows their alive and injured but for some reason he can't figure where they went or what's happening. atsushi and ranpo are trying to figure out the next step when fukuchi comes walking up, he looks like he was fighting for his life, like demons came for this mans soul. he's readjusting his clothes. atsushi tenses ready to fight but ranpo stops him he can tell fukuchi isn't here to fight theres something else.......fukuzawa appears after fukuchi he's limping and covered in blood. "fukuzawa was right," fukuchi says. "destroying the world, the state this isn't the answer. i rewrote every thing back to normal. “

later when everyone's reunited, the news is covering the mysterious destruction of the airport. the men's bathroom and several other area's are in complete wreckage. later that night tachihara and mori cry themselves to sleep.

[f1orina]

I need more Fukuchi x reader fics especially smut I find Fukuchi hot and my friends think I’m weird for that but that is ok ^_^

[ladyrashelougai]

Would you accept if Fukuchi asked you to marry him?

“HELP, I'M AFRAID OF FUKUCHI!

And I hate him after all, alas”

(And I'm so glad he doesn't have a rp blog )

[bacedwatch]

(NSFW) fukuchi x reader, reader is a hunting dog and gender neutral. This one’s not exactly new, but I’ve never shared it here

[usagi-chwan]

Nice to meet you! (BSDxReader)

🌸 Characters in this chapter: Oda, Kunikida, Fukuchi.

🌸 Spoils: knowing who Oda is is enough to be able to read his part; for Kunikida, it is essential to know his former profession. On the other hand, for Fukuchi, knowing his past and having seen seasons four and five are essential to be able to read.

Here is a new request from someone onAO3, who wanted me to imagine the very first encounters between the reader and the BSD characters.

I tried to vary the characters a little, but in the end I could not write as much as I would like, since I had others in mind that I did not have the time or courage to write about. But maybe that will be the subject of a second part, who knows...? The parts of this chapter are rather long, though!

Be careful, by the way; Fukuchi's part includes mentions of blood and violence, so read with caution.

I wish you an excellent read!

Oda

- The two of you met like in a very clichéd romance novel... But it has brought you to where you are today, in your relationship.

- Perhaps his extraordinary ability has helped your shared destiny; to tell the truth, you are absolutely certain of it on your side. Because, thanks to this ability, it was Oda, among many others, who was chosen to rescue you from the clutches of your captors.

- Ah, I forgot a few details to explain how you ended up being kidnapped all those years ago... So!

- You are simply the heir of a powerful business partner of the Port Mafia, kidnapped in order to demand a substantial ransom for your release.

- The only downside: even after your family had paid the ransom, there was still no sign of you... So your parents asked the Mafia for help, and they sent one of their most powerful ability users to respect the commercial and financial ties that bind them: Oda, the one and only. You guessed it.

- You will always remember this moment, when you were imprisoned and your fate grew darker by the day. Then, a young man of your own age suddenly appeared to deliver you, with a lack of facial expression that, you must admit, rather disconcerted you at first. Especially after all he had had to do to get to you.

- But, of course, you soon learned to love these discreet and oh-so-difficult-to-decipher facial expressions... At least for anyone who does not know their owner. Which is far from being the case for you....

- After all, it is quite rare to get engaged to a stranger, is it not?

~

Kunikida

- This encounter is simplicity itself, as if it had been personified. Kunikida is a rather simple person, after all, I would say!

- Remember when our dear Kunikida was a math teacher? Well, the two of you met during that dark period in his life (I am joking, of course... I think), when you were both teachers at the same school/college/high school.

- You were particularly fond of meeting up to eat lunch together; or simply finding each other at the end of a corridor to walk together to your next class, or running into each other in the break room to exchange a few words.

- You had always been impressed by the passion with which he taught his subject, which certainly helped your feelings for him to develop; so, when you heard he had resigned and joined a detective agency, you were not surprised. It was simply a job that would bring out all his best qualities, and he is not devoid of them, far from it...

- But, strangely, when you told him this... He then turned into a blushing, stammering mess, not helped in the least by the hysterical laughter of a certain bandage-covered colleague, who was listening intently to your conversation with the blond.

- But hey, someone need to tell him, right? Otherwise Kunikida would not know it, what a tragedy...!

~

Fukuchi

- In this case, your encounter is anything but a fairy tale. It took place amid bodies and blood, fear of death and indelible images etched forever in your subconscious.

- On the battlefield, having someone close to you is a double-edged sword: on the one hand, you cannot wait to get back to base to find your friend, the only joyful moment of your day; on the other, you cannot help but anguish at the thought that you may never see them again.

- This is precisely what happened to many of your comrades, who died in battle or as a result of their wounds. And you could not even imagine for a second that this might happen one day, in a future perhaps closer than you dreaded, to Fukuchi, one of your oldest battle comrades. And the most precious.

- You have witnessed the same horrors, lived through the same tragedies... Life-changing experiences that have brought you closer together than he is now with Fukuzawa, a friend he has known since childhood. But never, ever, could you have been aware of your friend's dark thoughts and plans; perhaps a sign that you were not as close as you thought, who knows...? 

- Destroyed by war, you have also been devastated by the loss of your only living friend, who has distanced himself from you and enslaved the entire world. 

- And this despite the fact that, as soldiers, your mission was precisely to protect as many citizens as possible, to save them and keep them from death as much as you were allowed to. 

- But can you really blame Fukuchi for losing his mind, despite everything? Can you blame Fukuzawa for not wanting to take part in this veritable butchery, and thus for instilling in Fukuchi a sense of betrayal that has never left him? 

- For you, the war sounded the death knell for all your bearings. It left you barely able to pick up your life where you left off, but the truth is you simply cannot.

- The images remain, without you knowing what to do with them, of course. Whereas Fukuchi... He has found something to dedicate his life to, his new beginning, has managed to find a goal to reach, even if it is dark.... 

- Even if it is far from you.

And there you have it! If you have any suggestions for a possible part two, please do not hesitate! Or even for a headcanon that has nothing to do with this chapter ;)

[mncxbe]

helloo could you do... spicy prompt 3 (car sex) with fukuchi... possibly... I need him

fav dilf mentioned i'm here to serve😳🫡 hope you like it nonnie♡

3 — Car sex

ღೀ๋࣭ ⭑𝒄𝒘: office dynamics, power imbalance, he's a bit mean, hair pulling

"Come on, darling, I don't have all day" mocked the man behind you, a large hand soothing the globes of your ass. You huffed in response, shifting your hips, trying to lower yourself on his cock.

What on earth made you think you could take him with no prep? God knows, but it sure didn't seem like a good idea now that you were barely able to take half of his dick in. But at least you were facing away from him so you couldn't see the shit eating grin on his face.

"You're almost there, sweetheart. Just a few more inches" he mused, but you could hear him suck in a breath when your hips came flush against his lap, his length fully sheated inside you. "There you go that's it move your hips like that" he instructed, aiding your movements.

You were damn lucky the car had tinted windows and no one could see you fucking yourself dumb on your captain's cock but if any of your colleagues were to come and check why Fukuchi was late for his speech and found you like this...

A harsh tug at your hair snapped you out of your trance as Fukuchi pulled your back flush against his chest. The new angle allowed him to fully hit your sweet spot, making your body tense up in anticipation "S-sir–"

"What's the problem, darling? Worried someone might see you letting me use you like the slut you are?" he taunted, bucking his hips up against yours "Everyone knows you're fucking me already. No need to be shy about it"

Your anxiety spiked at his words. Fuck, this could be bad, the last thing you needed were rumors about you making it to the hunting dogs because you were fucking the captain. Your performace was poor anyway and such a scandal could probably end up with you losing your position. "Did you tell?" you babbled out between huffs and mewls.

" 'course not sweetheart. But it's plain as fucking day. You latch onto me like a lost puppy. Swear you're worse than Teruko, at least she's got some dignity and doesn't let men have her way with her"

Despite his amused tone, his words struck a cord– were you really that bad? was it that damn obvious that you liked him? Before you knew it, Fukuchi lifted you off his lap and turned you to face him, a shadow of concern looming on his features. You really were so damn sensitive, always reading too much into things and taking everything personal. He wouldn't normally mind it, but he had a soft spot for you– he even felt bad for teasing you like that.

Caressing your cheek with his thumb, Fukuchi tilted your chin up, making you face him. "Hey, darling. Don't overthink it, just relax and let me take care of everything, ok?"

You nodded hesitantly, toying with the buttons of his uniform "Promise?" "Of course" he chuckled, his hands finding purchase on your hips again "Now, I can spare a few more minutes, so how about you ride me like the good girl you are?"

𐙚prompts closed

[diagonal-queen]

HELLO!! i keep requesting them sotty im obsessed but what about hunting dogs with a s/o who has a child😅😅i got silly again

Hunting Dogs with your child

♡ pairing: Fukuchi Ouchi, Jouno Saigiku, Tecchou Suehiro, Teruko Okura (platonic), Tachihara Michizou x gn!Reader

♡ synopsis: How do these goofballs fare as stepdads? (or, in Teruko's case, fun auntie?)

♡ cw: Swearing, unofficial stepfathering, unrealistically good stepfathering, reader's ex situation is not established but it's assumed that their baby momma/daddy is not in the picture (Tachihara), mentions of violence

note: I just haven't written anything in ages, and for that I apologise. Wow, being in university is time consuming! I've had block for months and it's been an absolute pain in the arse but I'm back babey! Keep your requests coming anon- I am the Hunting Dogs whisperer and I will write them till I die. Apologies for errors and I hope you enjoy x

Fukuchi:

My dude is so so so enthusiastic. You mean to tell him that he gets a beautiful loving partner AND a new little guy to hang out with?? Sign him tf up

This man buys your kid so many presents it's genuinely concerning. Your child is spoilt to hell and back by Fukuchi. You need to discourage him from this behaviour STAT

He constantly uses dad words like 'buddy' and 'pal' and 'kiddo' to refer to your kid and they eventually start responding to these nicknames lol

He would totally also do dad stances and just embrace the fatherly aura that is slowly overtaking him day by day (bro starts falling asleep on the couch while the game's on at 9pm)

He's actually surprisingly gentle with your child. If they cry he'll pick them up and comfort them very well. He's like a whole different person when your kid is scared or sad- it's the cutest thing ever

If your child ever gets him a Fathers' Day present he'll probably cry like old man tears of joy. In fact if your child ever does anything nice for him he'll be incredibly touched. Kinda reminds him what he's doing his job for :')

Tells your child great exaggerated (CHILD FRIENDLY) stories about his heroic achievements as a soldier before bed. It's genuinely super cute you guys

If the kid ever runs up to him in excitement when he arrives home in the evening he returns the energy and is like 'omg there they are! that's my kiddo! how have you been??' and picks them up and AUGH they're so cute

Just....🥺🥺

Jouno:

Your child is probably scared of him at first. Within their first meeting he probably makes them cry.

Sorry y'all 😭 but he doesn't exactly come off as much of a teddy bear...and nor does he really act like one with anyone else other than you in private

Jouno just isn't good with kids. Not in the sense that he's scared of them but that he doesn't really know how to interact with them without being intimidating or otherwise just detached

But he really loves you, and he wants to be a good parental figure to your kid, so he tries to warm them up to him by getting them a gift. That probably helps- he might not know much about kids but he's right to assume that they fucking love receiving gifts

Whatever your child's hobbies/interests are, Jouno genuinely does try to connect with them over it, and after a while it does work.

Soon enough your child and Jouno are inseparable and your child is spewing sadistic military rhetoric and oh dear god you've made a terrible mistake introducing the two of them

Yeah, Jouno probably teaches your kid all KINDS of horrible things. He will tell your child stories about times he's tortured suspects, or slaughtered gangs, and just stuff that is not family friendly. You have to nip that behaviour in the bud or else...

He's generally pretty good at taking care of your child, but like, if your kid cried because they were scared there was a monster under the bed, Jouno would probably be like "Yeah. There is. Good luck." and then turn off the lights and leave 💀

Just give him time. He'll learn how to be an emotionally available parent at SOME point

Tecchou:

He's not the step dad. He's the dad that stepped up

Tecchou is definitely very aloof and awkward around your child- like, he knows how to interact with you, but children are different. Children are frightening. And they are his biggest fear maybe

In spite of this, he is fiercely protective of your kid. He will make sure that child is as safe and calm as possible at all times, and he certainly prefers to show that he cares through actions rather than words.

He usually wouldn't initiate physical contact with your child but if they hugged him he would hug back, if they gave him a hi-five he would do it back, etc etc. he will never let your kid down

If your child likes make belief, you can bet you'd walk into a room and find your kid all dressed up, off their rocker in full theatre mode, while Tecchou is sitting on the floor, also dressed up, but looking more depressed than ever before

Save him from your baby. They are taking YEARS off his life

He probably accidentally sends your kid to hospital at some point because he cooked for them. Damnit Tecchou, how don't you realise that a child's stomach wouldn't be able to handle a combination of chocolate and beef

It's okay though, he does learn from this. Plus, he takes care of your child and buys them presents and hangs out with them until they're better <3

He might not join your child in the ball pit, but he would watch them swim around in there with the softest, faintest, most affectionate smile on his face. And that is all that matters folks

Teruko (platonic):

The funnest, meanest, coolest auntie ever

Teruko will lead your child down a dreadful path. Limit their visits to holidays and birthdays for your own sake and the sake of your young one

She's really more than happy to negatively influence look after your child if you need her to though, and they love her because she's super chill and lets them get away with all kinds of things (that aren't violent crimes against humanity)

Your parent says one cookie after dinner? Screw it, have six. I won't tell if you won't. - Teruko, probably

She uses her ability to entertain your kid sometimes- usually she'll decrease her age so she can join them in things like building pillow forts and playing on jungle gyms

I'm just picturing them playing at the park and some concerned parent coming up to them asking where their guardian is and Teruko just fucking transforms into a grown woman on the spot and goes 'WHO'S ASKING' 😭

Teruko is a super cool fun aunt. But she is very wise, and she really will give your kid good life advice on occasion.

She'll also cheer them up when they're feeling down, and if they're feeling scared she helps them step out of their comfort zones and confront their fears (in a safe way!!)

If your kid is like, getting picked on at school or something, Teruko will nag you to phone their school about it. If you don't, she does. If they don't do anything about it, she does. Bottom line is NOBODY fucks with your kid when Teruko is around

I guess technically she really is scary dog privilege lmao

Tachihara:

Help he's so nervous at first? Tachihara this is a child, not a wise sage- you can be normal around them

He just wants to make a good impression on the child okay he's doing his best

But (obviously) your kid immediately loves him, and thinks he's the coolest guy ever, and wants to hang out with him all the time

Tachihara has a bit of a concern that the kid will think that he's trying to replace their other parent, which is fair, but it's unfounded because your child absolutely adores him and does not care about that at all

If your child ever calls him 'Dad' watch his soul fucking transcend to a new plane, he's so surprised and honoured that this beautiful person's child would consider him their parent

Your kid has Tachihara wrapped around their tiny finger. He will oblige them with anything- if you've got a toddler who likes uppies and piggybacks, say your prayers for Tachihara's upper arm and back muscles because he will carry them for hours

You really need him to stop leaving weaponry around the house, though- the absolute HEART ATTACK you had when you saw your precious baby carrying around an unloaded pistol

Also, Tachihara, babe, STOP SWEARING SO MUCH AROUND THE BABY. I CAN'T HAVE MY KID SAYING 'FUCK' TO STRANGERS - you, probably

Doesn't really ever talk about his job(s) with your kid, all they know is that he 'kills bad guys', and they think that's cool as fuck

He's not perfect, sure. But he is trying so hard to be The Perfect Parent™ and, more importantly, he loves your child to bits

taglist~ ♡ @gettinshiggywithit, @fyodorhatr, @flower-of-darkness, @bejeweledgirl, @kokoenjiandco, @pinkiipeachiikeen

of course, thank you to anon for this req!

[starb3rrys]

Hiiii! I literally I’m in love with your blog theme😭😭so so prettyyyy!

Well, i was thinking, hunting dogs x kdrama cliches :) which cliche do you think would have each member?

AGH!! Thank you so much for the compliment! (Pink is my favorite color o3o). To be honest, I have never watched a K-Drama in my life but I researched popular cliches just for you, Darling! I hope I did a good job.(￣▽￣)

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Hunting Dogs as K-Drama Cliches

Hunting Dogs x K-Drama Cliches

Crack?

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Tachihara

Tending to his wounds

It's no secret that Tachihara gets hurt a lot. From small cuts to full on gashes; Tachihara always has some new wound that needs some patching up, and that's where you step in. While you clean and bandage his wounds, Tachihara's eyes tend to always stay on you, he seems to love how protective and caring you are with him, often asking himself how you put up with his bullshit for so long. But those loving eyes of his won't save him from what's to come, because after patching up his wound-- comes the scolding. HE JUST SITS THERE WITH A POUT AS YOU LECTURE HIM ABOUT BEING WRECKLESS LIKE A 5 YEAR OLD-. Half the time he isn't even scared of the wound itself, he's scared about the scolding, lecture, and glare he is gonna get from you when he gets back home. But at the end of the day, some love and kisses are shared, you do love him after all.

Making heart signs

Something about Tachihara just screams--Silly peace and heart signs across the room. If you two are ever across the room from each other and you happen to glance at him; he will smile, point at himself, make a heart with his hands, then point at you! ("I love you" btw--if you didn't get it). If you get on the bus to go home for the day, he will 100% make heart signs outside of the window to let you know that he loves you and will miss you, as the bus drives away. To be honest, it's become a sort of cute habit, he often does it in pictures or just to see you smile. (I love him so much.)

Sharing a coat

If it's ever cold outside, his first instinct is to open up his coat, and pull you inside-- wrapping you both with the warm/comfy coat. He definitely uses the excuse "You just looked cold", in order to hug and hold you from behind. A bit off topic, but he is always so warm, his hugs are always tight and loving!

Jouno

Enemies to Lovers

The common "Enemies to lovers" troupe fits Jouno perfectly in my opinion. Let's be honest, he can be very annoying at times and there is a high chance you wouldn't get along. From shit talking, all the way to full blown arguments, there would always be a conflict present. Inevitably, as time passes by--that hatred turned into something more. You'd find your heart beating faster as Jouno walked by, and Jouno quickly caught on. What used to be petty insults, turned into playful teasing...and playful teasing turned into a shared kiss under the moonlight.

Bumping into each other

(Its literally his pass time to bump into random people/J). The first time you two met, you bumped into each other. The blow had caused you to fall onto the floor, pain filling your senses. When you looked up, you saw Jouno standing over you, you both felt a small sense of attraction towards each other...but unlike the K-Drama's, he did not help you up. He probably told you to "Watch where you're going", then proceeded to walk away. (He is so annoying. I love him sm).

Sleeping by his hospital bed until he recovers

Taking into account the monthly surgeries the hunting dogs have to go through, they are bound to be in a hospital bed for at least a few days. You'd often visit Jouno while he rested in his hospital bed, delicately holding his slim hands in yours, hoping he would recover soon. You couldn't bring yourself to leave his side, so you stayed on the sofa next to his bed, slowly falling asleep as your lover recovered.

Tecchou

Piggyback ride

Tecchou is such a sweet man, especially with you. "You're tired? Here...get on my back", easy fix. He will literally kneel down in-front of you so he can give you a piggyback ride. To be honest, he definitely got into that habit because of Teruko, since he often gives her piggyback rides, why not give you one?. He will carry you with such ease and make you feel like the lightest person in the world! "You sure I'm not heavy?", you asked worriedly as your hands were wrapped around his neck. "Of course not, you don't weigh a thing", he said calmly as he carried you around the park.

Arguing then confessing in the rain

I love Tecchou with dramatic cliches. A petty argument between you two had begun, it got so heated you literally walked out of the building during a rainstorm. Tecchou quickly chased after you, even though you two were arguing--he didn't want to risk you getting hurt, you were too important to him. His hand reached for your arm, ultimately grabbing your wrist. "Let go of me, Tecchou!", you protested as he pulled you closer to him. "I won't! I can't let you go!", Tecchou argued, refusing to let go. You glared at him, "Why not?! Why can't you ju-" "GODDAMMIT, BECAUSE I LOVE YOU!!", Tecchou yelled, cutting you off. Your froze, eyes widening as the water continued to pour on the two of you...what did he just say?...

The 360 degree camera revolving kissing scene

This one is following the previous cliche. After his confession, you both immediately moved closer and grabbed each others faces, your lips connecting in pure desperation. The 360 camera would definitely fit your needy kiss. The camera shows how the rain dripped down your wet clothes, his arm wrapped around your waist while his hand held the back of your head, not wanting to let go...

Fukuchi

Trimming his mustache

I just know his lil mustache needs regular maintenance, thankfully he has his lovely s/o to help him out. He happily sat on the toilet seat as you spread shaving cream on his face. He allowed you to move and tilt his head as you pleased. Fukuchi couldn't help but look at you with such love in his eyes while you trimmed his mustache. The focused look in your eyes, the way your eyebrows scrunched together in an attempt to be as accurate as possible was absolutely adorable to him.

Flashbacks

The iconic "Flashbacks to random events" cliche fits Fukuchi in my opinion. He often finds himself looking at you and having flashbacks to moments between you two; when you first met, your first kiss, your first embrace, those memories fill him with pure joy. The flashbacks themselves are probably more dramatic in his head than they actually were. Unfortunately, his little flashback sessions often distract him from his present work, so you often need to snap him out of his own thoughts.

Hangover Cures

This man gets blackout drunk. He literally peed on the agency's banner when drunk-. So it's no surprise that you have to take care of his horrible hangover the next day. Cue the montage of you running around the house like a maid taking care of him. From bringing his drowsy state some water, to helping him throw up all of the alcohol he consumed, you do your best to take care of him in his hungover state. In addition, he is definitely clingy when he's both drunk and/or hung over, so expect a lot of needy requests. (Please god, save the reader.) He will make sure to express his gratefulness for you with a bouquet of flowers and a nice dinner...before getting blackout drunk again-.

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I decided to add multiple cliches--rather than just one--that would match the hunting dogs since there were so many to choose from! This was one of the funnest requests to research (Really had me over here giggling and writing notes). I hope I did a good job researching!! Love ya!:)

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the fact that I devoured this and yet couldn't formulate a proper reply since the dawn of time is a crime punishable by damnation to eat artichokes for a whole week... better late than never I suppose... do forgive me squishmeow...

DAZAI. AWFUL. look at him using your pregnancy as a means to slack off from work... then again. he probably uses you to slack off in general, accusing you of seducing and distracting him so he can't focus on his work... at least it's good that he's flirty as ever so you don't feel bad about the changes in your body...

CHŪ MY BELOVED... HE'S SO PRECIOUS TO ME I'M SOBBING... the fact that he thinks he can't believe he's getting a real family, his very own family, even, is so very sad, so is the fact that he thinks that he doesn't deserve something as wonderful as that... he deserves nothing less... he deserves happiness above all... gnawing on Mori's bones for sending him away as frequently as ever... horrible man, cut the father-to-be some slack... THE PM FAMILY HELP MY MEOW MEOWS I LOVE THEM SM.... Kōyō seems like she'd pick the best maternity dresses and the like, perhaps even comissions some custom made ones made from the most comfortaable fabric available, making sure that they are extra convenient like. pockets and straps and easy to put on and take off... Tachihara would be the errand boy for the pregnancy cravings, shooting up from his seat the moment you even ponder if you're craving this or that to get you both... Hirotsu not only makes for good, calm company (especially good when your hormones are raging and you're emotionally unstable HAHAHS) but I'm pretty sure he'd make the best nanny, too... he also feels like he'd quit smoking for a while, at least around you or when he knows he'll spend the day with you... Gin and Higuchi would also support you the best they can, physical and mental support alike... now that I think about it not only the pregnancy would be super comfortable but the first few months after the baby is born as well, since the baby would have so many trustworthy nannies and backup backup nannies meaning you and Chūya can get some sleep occasionally... ALSO. Chūya seems like the type to hug you from behind and lift your belly up when you're quite far along to take some weight off your back (literally)... either with his own strength or with his ability... NOT THE SELF SACRIFICAL WORDING PLEASE... no one is sacrificing anyone... is he planning on widowing you and leaving a signle mother behind... stinky...

MY HUSBAND MY HUSBAND HE'S SO!!!!!!!!!!!! THE JOY AFTER GETTING OVER THE DISBELIEF AND THE KISS AND. HE'S SO PRECIOUS... HELP???? NOT HIM WANTING TO KEEP ME AROUND ALWAYS... I appreciate the thought but it would be so exhausting to get up so early and go to the office with him every day, so unfortunately not... he should work from home instead if he's so concerned... he may leave for important meetings... ALSO. being pregnant as Fukuzawa's wife means. ADA family... big bro Ranpo... one of the rare occasions he shares his snacks with you... !!!!!!! I honestly wouldn't be distressed at all if he had to leave my side for whatever reason... both Kunikida and Yosano are more than capable enough to take care of me... HAHAHS I've seen Kunikida taking care of that kitten once and I just know he'd be a good caretaker... he probably goes full on chinese confinement during or after birth, too... ''Wear these socks, you must keep warm. No chores or work of any kind. You can't carry heavy things, just call me if you need anything. You're also forbidden from watching or engaging with anything that will stress you out.'' HAHAHS time to be a lazy cat and be taken care of meticulously...

FYODOR!! AS HE SHOULD... I knew it... he does give off the vibe of someone who'd know more than the doctor when going to your regular appointments with you (or getting you checked in at home with him present)... strict yet soft and somewhat indulgent... peak husband behavior... HELP HAHSHS JUST IMAGINING IVAN TRYING OUT PREGNANCY YOGA WITH YOU IS SO FUNNY... as he should... a sweetheart (not by choice)...

POE???????? A WHOLE SWEETHEART HELLO??? a pocket dimension sounds amazing honestly... he could create some kind of wonderland or a tropical place or a literal paradise for you to stay in safely... THE SNACKS AND EVERYTHING HELLO?? he's surprisingly a solid choice of a man to take care of you when pregnant... filthy rich and attentive and a whole sweetheart...

Nikolai too is surprisingly a sweetheart, at least during your pregnancy... HAHS good for him for validating your odd choices of snack combinations... an entirely new side of him has emerged, it seems...

SIGMA THE POOR MEOW MEOW HE'S SO STRESSED.... him having not one but two people he loves and must protect is as sweet as it's stressful for him... more study time is added to his daily schedule, planning for everything that can happen during or after your pregnancy, like a roadmap or flowchart... he wants to be prepared for everything...

JŌNO TOO... surprisinly a sweetheart... him being so loving and doting on you is so sweet, actually... HAHAHS him not even taking into account threats from outside... he knows no one can touch you with him around (or without, really. he's fast.), as he should... MOVING PRIVILEGES YOINKED... you may not do anything ever... leave it to him... something tells me he'd materialise out of thin air to open up a jar of peanut butter for you if you were struggling...

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ANOTHER MY HUSBAND!!!!!! MY BELOVED... another husband has been added to the roster I see... the first time I saw his name I squealed... wasn't expecting him at all... PLEASE HE'S SO SWEET?!?!?!? DYING. YOU'RE MAKING ME SO RIDICLOUSLY SOFT FOR HIM... I truly wouldn't expect him to be around so much, busy as he is, but him taking days off and trying to spend as much time as possible with me gets me tearing up, honestly, and it's not even the pregnancy hormones that trigger the waterworks... I love this old man too much honestly... I hate you for the gift of prophecy.... ''haha, a lover from DOA next'' -''NO'' ''yes.'' and it happened. awful. ebil. cuddling him and his stupidly warm and comfortable self always... he also seems like the type to lift the heavy belly to relieve some pressure off your shoulders, either because he read it somewhere or someone told him to, or simply because you asked... and in true influential lover fashion, it's a buy one get four for free... the hunting dogs are suddenly all guard dogs...

୨୧·࣭࣪̇˖ 𝆬  pregnancy headcanons𝆬 𓏸

feat.: Dazai, Chūya, Fukuzawa, Fyodor, Poe, Nikolai, Sigma, Jōno, Fukuchi

content: f!reader, pregnancy and related symptoms, soft....

If you truly believe that DAZAI is anything but awfully flirty during your pregnancy, you're wrong. He constantly mentions just how gorgeous and breathtaking — or, in certain situations, outright hot — you look, making sure that you never have any reason at all to feel insecure about yourself, even if you gain quite a lot of weight. Like he cares; he's fond of all women, after all, but especially you, and, in his eyes, it's impossible for you to be anything but beautiful.

That also means, though, that he won't keep his hands off you, constantly fondling your now larger chest, your hips and stomach and everywhere he can reach, really. Deep down, he doubts he'll make for a good father, though he's determined to try his best for the sake of your small family. This includes shedding his usual lazy attitude and helping you with household chores, as well as laying off the alcohol, hopefully.

“You're terrible, bella. Honestly awful — how am I supposed to get any of those papers done when you're next to me, looking this irresistible? It's like you're trying to set me up for failure. Ah—, but I'm sure Kunikida will understand if I take a small break, hm? Get over here, darling.”

CHŪYA suddenly spoils you even more than he did before the announcement of your pregnancy, though, really, he's just awfully overjoyed. The thought of actually getting a child with you, a true family, still seems surreal to him, like a situation out of a dream rather than something that can happen in reality and, for a moment, he wonders whether he's deserving of something this wonderful. Unfortunately, he's rather busy, but, naturally, he makes as much time to be with you as somehow possible, rolling his eyes at Mori whenever another oh so “urgent mission” comes up.

To make up for him occasionally not being home, you get Kōyō, as well as Higuchi, Gin, Hirotsu and Tachihara who make sure to constantly keep an eye on you. Even if you're simply going out to get some ice cream, one of them accompanies you — and, luckily, they make for surprisingly great friends. While Chūya's life style, being a dangerous ability user who works for the Port Mafia, isn't the safest, he's fairly content that he'll be able to protect you and your child from any harm whatsoever — he'd give his life for yours, after all.

“Hm? I'm not mad. I just—, not at you, at least. I wanted to take ya out on a proper nice date tomorrow, made a reservation and everything, though the Boss just assigned me some apparently important mission. Yeah, I know. Sorry, sweetheart. I'll make it up to you, yeah? Ah, it's already paid for, though. You can take Kōyō or Gin, if you like. They should be free tomorrow. Sorry. I love you.”

FUKUZAWA never felt for anyone as strongly before as he now does for you, meaning he never imagined himself to eventually grow old surrounded by a loving family, with a partner and a child, even. It sounds too perfect to be true, not like a situation that'd fit into his current life, and yet he finds himself overjoyed after overcoming the initial disbelief, his smile dripping with love, with affection as he gently meets your lips in a kiss, arms immediately curling around your body to hug you close.

During the pregnancy, he's all the more protective of you, unwilling to ever leave your side. If things went his way, you'd accompany him to the Agency's office in the morning and would leave in the evening together with him, though he admits that he sees why that might be a tad boring. He simply aches to keep an eye on you, worried about what might happen to you when he's not around, though several Agency members assure him that they, too, will keep an eye on you.

“I'm afraid I can't accompany you today, dear. I'm sorry. An urgent meeting came up, but I'm sure Kunikida or Yosano would join you. Alright? We'll go there together next time. Just— be safe, yes? I trust you're in good hands. Still, don't hesitate to call me if anything happens.”

You best believe that FYODOR has made sure to inform himself as much as humanly possible about pregnancies the moment you announced that the multiple tests you did are positive. While he's the slightest bit strict when it comes to topics such as what you should and shouldn't consume, as well as anything else related to the yours and baby's health, he naturally makes sure to completely indulge most of your cravings, too — when you're the one to bring new life into this world, who is he to forbid you from having another pastry or a second bowl of ice cream?

He's so very gentle in everything he does, carefully caressing your stomach before cupping your cheek and pressing a soft kiss to your lips, his smile warm, like he can't believe his hands, tainted ones, are allowed to hold something this pure, this holy. It's safe to say that you've always had multiple security guards hovering around you to ensure your safety, though, now, Ivan makes sure to tend to your every need, too, often bringing you the meal you're aching for or even trying out silly yoga techniques for relaxation with you.

“Ah, now—, careful, dear. Allow me to get that for you instead — you should call for Ivan when I am not around. You mustn't overexert yourself. I would hate for you to hurt yourself. Simply sit back and relax, will you? .. Please, for the sake of us, of our family. It won't matter in the long run whether you or someone else got a snack for you, but it will matter if you climb atop a shelf, fall and hurt yourself gravely. Yes?”

POE honestly does not quite believe his ears when you first mention you're pregnant. When you end up showing him the positive test, however, his smile is blinding, the most sincere one he's had in what feels like ages. He, unfortunately, is the type to worry; while he's still more than delighted, he's almost tempted to create a pocket dimension in a book for you where you'd be safe and cared for, though he has to stop himself from doing just that. It'd be a little overbearing.

Given how he's more than wealthy, you don't have to worry about anything at all. Whatever you crave, it's yours immediately — as fast as premium online shipping works, that is —, whether it's new clothing to accommodate your changing body, furniture for the child's room, certain snacks only available in a foreign country; anything, really. He also makes sure to constantly check in on how you're feeling, asking multiple times every few hours and, when he's not home for whatever reason, he leaves you a surprisingly large amount of text messages, telling you to call him immediately if anything feels.. odd.

“Are you experiencing anything like cramps? Nausea, perhaps? No? That's a relief. Ah, I just—, that's merely what it said on the Internet, symptoms that could happen. I'm relieved if you truly are alright for now.”

Usually, NIKOLAI is a force to be dealt with. He's unpredictable, mood changing quickly, his smirk wide and his eyes sharp, though, once you tell him you're pregnant, he's surprisingly gentle in the way his hands move to rest on your stomach, his revealed eye sparkling with joy as he coos at the barely visible bump as if the baby is able to hear him. He keeps carefully running for once bare hands over the stretched skin, telling the child stories and that you're both excited to meet it; anything that comes to mind, really.

If you get odd food cravings during the pregnancy, he's not afraid to supply you with whatever you want, as well as to try them out with you. Perhaps ice cream with hot sauce and pickles will be a new family dessert; he's anything but scared of new possibilities.

“Ah, what are you having, doll? Allow me to try, please? Hm? I'm not stealing from you; now, now, don't be mean—, alright, alright. I admit defeat. At least let me say hi to our sweetheart then, yes?”

The moment SIGMA learns that you're expecting a child, his child, he's ecstatic. He'll make sure you have everything you might want or need, ranging from all kinds of different snacks you could possibly crave to a personal masseuse if you're feeling sore. The more your bump starts to show, the more often he can't help but rest his hands on your stomach, gently caressing, or even pressing soft kisses to it. There's nothing that gets to him more than the idea of having a family with you.

Despite his initial joy, he's another one who's prone to worrying and overthinking, his warm smile making way for a deep frown when he knows you're not looking. He borders on overprotective with how much he keeps an eye on you, even more so than usual, given how, now, he has two loved ones to protect, not just one anymore and, oh, he's admittedly stressed, constantly thinking that something might happen to you, to the baby.

“How are you feeling, love? Is everything alright? Promise you'll tell me if you feel anything odd, yes? I'm not worried. I just don't wish for anything to happen to you or the baby. Alright, I'm admittedly the slightest bit worried, but I really can't help it. I love you, after all.”

JŌNO honestly never expected to ever have a child of his own in the first place, meaning that the knowledge of you being pregnant is something he needs to process for a bit first. Nonetheless, he's happy, of course. How could he not be? It's an odd thought, one he'll have to get used to first, but, in general, it's a pleasant one. Naturally, his job comes with some dangers for you and your future

He's protective by nature, having found pleasure in saving people rather than torturing them, and you're no exception. Seeing you smile, knowing that you feel safe with him is the best feeling he could ever ask for, though his desire to protect you from all harm quickly gets overwhelming. It's less harm from outsiders he fears — he deals quickly and efficiently with criminals, thank you very much —, but more you harming yourself, perhaps by tripping and falling when he's not around, resulting in him preferring to take every little task out of your hands. Oh, well.

“My, my, stay seated, dear. I'll handle this. Hm? I'm not treating you like you're fragile. I know you're not sick, merely pregnant; you mention it often enough. Still, is it so wrong for me to care for you? Yes, that's what I thought.”

FUKUCHI is a busy man. Really, being a war hero and the Hunting Dogs Captain — as well as Kamui, but perhaps that's not something for you to know about —, you'd expect him to be busy with work even while you're pregnant with his child, though that's far from reality. Instead of prioritising work and his reputation, he makes sure to come to every doctor's appointment with you, constantly by your side, and spends as much time as possible at home with you, one hand of his ever so often resting on your stomach, even when the bump is barely visible.

He claims he's able to feel the child's heartbeat already — whether that's true does not seem to matter, not when he's busy peppering your skin in kisses, smile never leaving his face as he wonders aloud whether it'll be a girl or a boy, what their name should be and if their eventual first word will be “mum” or “dad”; his bet is on “mum”, by the way, even though he pretends to be heartbroken by the idea, all too dramatic.

“You look surprised to see that it's me picking you up rather than some chauffeur, sweet thing. Why's that, I wonder? I already told you I'll accompany you to every doctor's appointment you have. The rest of the Hunting Dogs can cover me for one evening. I wouldn't miss this for the world.”

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