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I don't have an explanation for this
#bfb#bfdi#tpot#bfb snowball#bfb eraser#bfb pen#bfb blocky#bfb coiny#bfb basketball#bfb golf ball#funny how gb is quoting draco (no I have never seen hp)#🥇🎩 art#osc
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The Rise of Sindel
For centuries Earth has used Mortal Kombat to defend itself against the Outworld Emperor Shao Kahn. But, Kahn becomes frustrated by failed attempts at taking Earth through tournament battle. He enacts a plan which began 10,000 years ago.
During this time Kahn had a queen. Her name was Sindel and her young death was unexpected. Kahn’s Shadow Priests, lead by Shang Tsung, make it so Sindel’s spirit would someday be reborn, not on the Outworld but on the Earth Realm itself.
However, due to a curious alignment in Earth’s leylines, the site of the resurrection ritual must take place at Hole 5 on the golf course at the New York Country Club in New Hempstead, New York...
(Shang Tsung and a group of men in purple hoods and robes are gathered in a circle, chanting. Before them the ground twists and contorts, taking shape as Sindel’s body regrows before them. From behind Tsung, a man in a tacky golf outfit, silly hat included, approaches)
Golfer: What’re ya doing!?
Shang Tsung: ...We’re fixing a divot.
Golfer: Oh. (Turns and calls to his friends) They’re fixing a divot!
#Mortal Kombat#Mortal Kombat 3#Incorrect Quotes#Source: Space Jam#Shang Tsung#Shadow priests#golf course#golfer#Midway#Warner Bros.#resurrection#ritual#New York Country Club#leylines#humor#funny#divot#chanting#sindel#shao kahn#outworld#earth realm
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(dj khaled voice) gatorade.
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#playing golf: not using golf terms edition#roblox quotes#roblox meme#funny meme#funny#humor#comedy#super golf#real roblox quotes
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"I got sad and played golf"
-my sister
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"What! I went through Crystal's hole."
- Joseff P.
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book lover. (LN)
summary: you’re a booktuber, always posting about your books, coffee, music, and of course, your amazing boyfriend, lando norris.
warnings: none!
note: i’ll probably write another book reader for daniel as well. (the polls were close and idk i think they’d both be cute.) also, another note, haley pham, sara carroli, and destiny sidwell are bookstagram/youtubers, so keep that in mind while reading. this is for my taylor swift and books lovers, cuz me too.
masterlist here -> masterlist link
^ check my list for all posts! ^
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y/n.user: “and it would’ve been sweet, if it could’ve been me”
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landonorris: are you breaking up with me????
|> y/n.user: HUH??
|> landonorris: the caption??????????
|> y/n.user: thats a taylor swift quote, lan. and it’s about the book i’m reading
|> landonorris: you NEED to update me on these posts before you post them
|> oscarpiastri: he was literally running around the paddock thinking you were mad at him
|> y/n.user: oh no, my baby 🙁🫶
haleypham: i cant wait for your new video :))
|> y/n.user: :))
|> booksfan: Y/N AND HALEY COLLAB????
georgerussell63: how on earth did you take a picture of your phone with your phone…
|> y/n.user: that’s not my phone….
|> georgerussel63: we’ll it isn’t landos?
|> y/n.user: i have other friends besides lando
|> landonorris: *boyfriend*
|> y/n.user: right, he’s also my only boyfriend
readerpop: live, laugh, love, y/n <3
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landonorris: my little book worm🫠❤️
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danielricciardo: what book is she reading, lando?
|> landonorris: i think “the tales of the housewives”?
|> y/n.user: i’m reading THE HANDMAIDS TALE LANDO
|> landonorris: i was close
f1wagsupdates: OUR book worm, actually
landonorris.fanpage: they are too damn cute
carlossainz55: mate, i think she rather read than be with you rn😬
|> landonorris: she said she’s “escaping reality”
|> oscarpiastri: so “escaping you”
|> landonorris: what
|> y/n.user: THATS NOT TRUE, STOP STRESSING HIM OUT
formula1.fp: cutest f1 couple
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y/n.user: new video out with haley!! we read, drank wine, played uno, and suffered listening to lando and ryan talk about football🙁
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haleypham: literally, suffered. but at least we got reading time
|> y/n.user: so true
f1.edits: am i obsessed with the fact that y/n gives us lando snippets? yes, yes i am
|> y/n.fans: just wait, she said a while ago that she’s posting a video from game night with the grid
|> y/n.fp: is that even still happening??
|> y/n.user: mwahahaha, soon
|> y/n.fp: i think i j shit my pants omg
landonorris: everyone go watch my girlfriends new video!! she’s so pretty and cool and awesome and sexy and funny and adorable and etc
|> charles_leclerc: there isn’t a better promotion for this video
|> y/n.user: thanks lando! my boyfriend is also so pretty and cool and awesome and sexy and funny and adorable and etc!
|> landonorris: you think i’m pretty?🥹
|> y/n.user: my pretty boy
|> landonorris: ive passed out
|> maxfewtrell: YOU BROKE MY BSF
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landonorris: date nights consist of book shopping, reading, and y/n taking pictures of me in a golf cart!
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y/n.user: good thing you’re the photographer in this relationship
|> landonorris: and you can read enough for the both of us
f1wags: cuties are being cuties
bookstagram.edits: so y/n has GOOD book taste, i see
alex_albon: i think y/n has an eye with the camera
|> landonorris: don’t lie, alex
|> lilymhe: at least y/n can read
|> y/n.user: GO OFF QUEEN LILY✊
formula1updates: pls pls why are they so sweet, WHY AM I SINGLE
carlossainz55: how did you manage to get a girlfriend who reads and deals with you
|> y/n.user: he offered to buy me books, so i give him gf content
|> carlossainz55: ah yes, this makes sense
|> landonorris: thats not funny
|> y/n.user: hehe
|> landonorris: let’s see how “hehe” that is when i don’t cuddle you tonight and throw ur books away
|> y/n.user: NO MY BOOKS
|> carlossainz55: AHHHAHAHA MATE OMG
|> landonorris:…..cuddles……
|> y/n.user: I MEAN- OH NO I NEED MY CUDDLES
f1xupdate: omg the comments HELP
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y/n.user: “he was sunshine, i was midnight rain” (lando its just a t.s. song lyric i love you.)
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landonorris: i love you more☺️
taylorswift: you guys are adorable! i wish you nothing but happiness and love <3
|> y/n.user: TAYLOR!? OMG YAYWBFLWNR KENT FI CSMT OWKFKS HELP DIDKSD OMGBRODK
|> pierregasly: uh oh, taylor broke y/n….
|> des.sidster: OMG Y/N TAYLOR AHHHHHHHH
|> y/n.user: IK AHHHHHH WKEKDOSK IABRFKDJE
|> maxverstappen1: lando. your girlfriend is glitching
|> landonorris: she’s sobbing in my arms, she’s more than glitching, mate
f1.edits: i am LIVING for taylor being here
y/nxlando.fans: where did taylor, mother, come from?
y/n.user: GUYS TAYLOR FOLLOWED ME. TAYLOR ILY AND I HATE JAKE GRRRR JAKE
|> arthur_leclerc: GRRR?????
|> olliebearman: i get it
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#formula 1#f1#formula one#lando norris x y/n#lando norris blurb#lando norris x reader#lando norris fluff#lando norris#lando norris x oc#lando norris fanfic#lando norris x you#lando norris fic#ln4#ln4 x reader#ln4 imagine
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Third-Wheeling - Lance Stroll x MexicanOlympicGolfer! Reader
Plot: Your best friends with Lily Muni He, as your fellow Golfer. She tries to set you up with all of Alex’s friends, first it was Carlos, then it was Charles, then it was Lando and then it was Yuki, finally Lance comes along suddenly interested in his new hobby!
You participated in golf and met Lily at a young age. You’d been friends and rivals ever since.
Once Lily met Alex, and you got your first Olympic medal, going to the races was very very exciting for you as it was a chance to see Lily away from the golf course and meet lots of other athletes.
Eventually you, Alex and Lily became a sort of meme on the internet, Alex and Liky were funny enough on their own, joking around and making funny TikTok’s that the fans loved, but once you were added to the equation fans saw you three as a family.
You never really considered yourself to be third-wheeling however it did feel slightly like you were their adopted child.
You were a very anxious soul and weren’t a confident person when it came to speaking out or anything, unless it was on a course when you were competing. As a result you didn’t go out much, and when you did you stuck to Alex and Lily like Glue and Lily could see the pondering looks you gave some of Alex’s friends so that’s when the operation started.
SET Y/N UP
You didn’t know it was going on at first as Alex and Lily were incredibly subtle about it, not ever giving away that they could possibly be the ones behind the increase in boys messaging you. Particularly F1 drivers.
The first boy to reach out was Carlos Sainz, he had sent you a really sweet text, in Spanish which you were very thankful for as your English still wasn’t as good.
You guys went out on a lovely date, walking along the Spanish beach you were smitten. But there was issues that came with it. You were 22 and he was 29 and there’s was clear differences in maturity, and both of you were not looking for that. It was an easy conversation really, both agreeing that it wasn’t in the best intentions to move forward.
Months later and he had a picture up with Scottish Model Rebecca Donaldson and you couldn’t be happier for him.
But you were still single and Alex and Lily wouldn’t give up.
When they tried to set you up with Charles you were immediately shut down, he was in a relationship with new partner Alexandra Saint Mluex and once you met her you both got on so well. Being similar ages and now you could say you had another friend within the wags on the grid.
Charles and you also became good friends and you got a lot of hate at first because Alex wasn’t in the eye of the media unlike you were and not many people knew that her and Charles were dating and they thought it was you, calling you a homie hopper or a grid hopper.
You guys addressed it immediately, and that was that.
The next person was Lando, and this was half your own flirtatious self working and half Alex and Lily whispering about you in Lando’s ear.
You guys had fun, like lots of fun. You were spotted golfing with him. You were spotted in clubs with him, and then spotted going home with him where you guys … well.
But when you thought it was about time you had a conversation with Lando about becoming serious he was ready to tell you he was happy to keep things strictly as friends with benefits and he just wanted to fuck about.
Lots of fans were confused when you had stopped being sighted with Lando as they actually thought you guys would be the perfect pair after his last good relationship.
But when he was spotted out with Magui, it was clear you’d been fucked over. You’d posted a lot of self-help and self-improvement quotes on your twitter feed furthering the fans thoughts that Lando hadn’t been as loyal or something.
Thankfully Lily was there for the backlash when you cried to her about not knowing what you did and if there was anything you should have done differently.
After Lando, they tried to set you up with Yuki, but you were so so different. Communication was pretty difficult, the common language being English with you both, meaning you did struggle.
Yuki was also very shy around you, and it just … didn’t work which was really unfortunate as you absolutely adored Yuki.
Alex and Lily were on the verge of giving up, not many of the other drivers being age appropriate in their eyes or they weren’t single.
Lance had of course noticed you. How couldn’t he, you were incredibly beautiful and so smart and accomplished in life.
So he picked up golfing, he tried to find local courses whenever there was a race on that you’d be going to attend with Alex and Lily.
You hadn’t noticed Lance and his new golf obsession.
That was until you were golfing alone at a range just practicing your swing and Lance Stroll was there with Fernando and his father.
They immediately recognised you, as a pretty notable golfer, having two gold medals under your belt now and many LPGA championships.
And after that you got Lance’s number. Without the help of Alex and Lily who had not even considered that you and Lance would get alone as friends let’s alone date.
“Golfing today?” He asked as you were polishing and cleaning up your clubs.
“Mmmmm, would you like to come with me?” You asked, Lance loved coming with you, even after you’d noticed him and got together.
“You know I’d love to mi amor” he smiles pressing a kiss to the top of your head.
Lance’s favourite days with you were going out to the local golf club, spending the morning golfing having a nice fancy club lunch before you both trained in the gym. It meant that you were both doing stuff you needed to do for training but you were able to do it together as a couple.
You would never trade these days in either. You loved paralleling with him and feeling like you were working together as a couple to reach both your goals.
You also loved going to family dinners with him and Chloe. They came to your family home where your mum made them typical Mexican cuisine and then you’d go to the Stroll family home for your favourite breakfasts with Canadian Maple Syrup.
Life couldn’t get any better and Lily and Alex when they found out, couldn’t be happier for you.
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williamsracing: when will you next be in the paddock :(
-> lilymhe: she’s been cheating on us I fear admin
-> williamsracing: WHAT DO YOU KNOW
-> user1: admin panicking fr
->astonmartinf1: 👈🏼👀
-> user2: TELL US WHAT YOU KNOW ASTON
alex_albon: why do you never get candid pics of me, but always get candid pic of Lily…
-> y/user: she’s always camera ready … unlike Mr. EyesShut
-> lilymhe: I slay always 💕
lilymhe: you are so beautiful 🤩
-> y/user: says the literal princess 🌸
lance_stroll: Woah hermosa 🥰
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Lily ditched me, so I had to find a new golfing buddy @ LanceStroll 👋🏼👀
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i am late in sharing this post that became popular days ago, it contains quotable quotes from wyb. he is know to be a man of a few words, but when he does speak his mind, expect the impact. 💥
"I want to say, don’t pursue something blindly, if you purely like it, then just persist and stick to it purely."
"I am actually not a particularly argumentative person, but I am a competitive person. Some things actually don’t matter. Many people may take everything seriously, but for me, I just put myself first in the things I want to fight for."
"I also thought it was quite funny, but it was just a matter of truthfully speaking what was in my heart at that time, without any detours. In ten or twenty years, I may have changed, but at the moment, this is still Wang Yibo"
"I have learned a lot about life through movies, for example: people should adapt to the environment rather than the environment adapting to people, and to achieve perfection in anything is art."
"I don’t want to lose, but I also don’t let myself get addicted to victory. I know how to control myself."
“I prefer not to compete with others for things, what’s yours is yours what’s mine is mine. but if something belongs to me and you insist on getting it, then i’ll fight with you.”
“I like to be exposed to new things, and I also hope to stick to it as much as possible, but sometimes my hobbies may change quickly. For example, I was still enjoying golf, but suddenly I started playing tennis again. There is no way to change a hobby. To practice and improve all the time, maybe study in time periods. So I think I have many hobbies, but I am not good at them. But I just like so many hobbies, which make your life richer and more interesting, and can keep you in a relatively good state in your spare time, including your mental state. Well, exercise is very good"
"Actually, i’ve always been mentally preparing for the day when i will be “not popular”, maybe i’ll go open a shop and sell motorcycles, maybe i’ll open a dance training class, and dance until the day i can’t dance"
"I just want to do things according to my beliefs and never regret it."
#wang yibo#yibo the man that you are#he just keeps getting better and better as a person & as an artist
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👩🏻🎨 ͡ ꒱ STELLAS RELATIONSHIP WITH HER BESTIES
au masterlist — you can find asks under #💌stellahughes!
°. — LILY!
Their theme song is ‘I Ain’t Worried’ by OneRepublic
Lily met Stella when her family moved in next door to the Hughes. Lily had accidentally Jack in the face with her volleyball, and Stella instantly befriended her after the sassy remark Lily said to Jack when he started to whine about being hit.
Stella and Carmen were having a tea party in Stella's backyard and Stella invited Lily over and the three became inseparable since then!
Lily dreams of becoming a professional volleyball player, she is one of the star players for umich team, she got a scholarship to go to umich.
Lily is an amazing golfer and Stella finds it amazing because Lily has never had any proper training. Lily just once went along to the golf course with Stella and her brothers and they were all shocked at how good Lily is. Lily and Stella are an unbeatable duo!
Lily’s nicknames are: lils, lilypad,and lee.
Lily is the ‘Crazy one’ in the trio
Lily is very protective of her friends and family, she will do anything to make sure they are okay!
The quote blondes have more fun is perfect for her! Lily is always up to something
A big party girl!
There are rumors around the campus that there is a thing going on between her and mark, but they have neither confirmed nor denied!
‘Do you wanna play mermaids?’ She was that kid!
Lilys love language is words of affirmation and threatening to beat someone up for you
Lily has 1 older sisters and a year younger brother that she loves to tease.
Lily loves spending summers with Stella and everyone, but she goes to France every summer with her family!
Lily has a small crush on Cole and everyone knows but she continues to deny it, Lily is such a confident girl so it’s funny to see how shy she gets in front of Cole!
Lily and Stella got their nipples pierced together !, Carmen holding there hands
She’s always flirting with Stella and Carmen
She has a loud but fun personality, definitely someone you would want to be friends with
°. — CARMEN!
Their theme song is ‘Dance With Me Tonight’ by olly murs
Stella and Carmen have known each other the longest, their parents being very close friends. It was always Carmen and Stella until Lily came along, and they happily became the most iconic trio everr.
Carmen is on the figure skating team with Stella, they have been skating together since they were very little.
Carmen loves figure skating but her real passion is photography and videography, she has said many times that Stella is her muse.
Carmen's nicknames are: mins, minnie, and caro
Carmen is the ‘mom ’ in the trio
Stella is the ‘shy one’ in the trio
Carmen is pansexual
Carmen also likes going to parties, almost always is the designated driver
A lot of people assume Carmen is timid from her appearance and how she portrays herself but she is far from that!
Carmen had a crush on Jack for a few weeks until she got the ick watching him dramatically celebrate beating her, Luke and Stella in monopoly. They were like 13, and she confessed to Stella after she realized the crush was over!
Carmen’s love language is gift giving and physical touch with her besties !
Carmen almost always spends summers with the Hughes family, their family’s are very close and are always together, celebrating holidays, going out, all of it !!
Carmen is an only child !! But her older cousin Liam has lived with them since he was 6, he was adopted and is great friends with the Hughes brothers. (Liam is the same age as Quinn)
Carmen wants to make a podcast with Stella and Lily!
Carmen is secretly a yapper!
Can not flirt to save her life
Carmen is very competitive, and won’t let anyone talk down on her because she’s quieter than others!
°. — TREVOR!
Their theme song is ‘Team’ by Lorde
Stella and Trevor have known each other for a long time! They had gone through a lot of phases in their friendship.
The first phase was that Stella couldn't stand him (lasted for like 5 months) he was loud and obnoxious, she had made it clear she preferred cole . . . by a lot ! The next phase was Stella realizing she had a crush on him (that did not last long) They had become close very fast after Stella realized that her crush was gone, Stella now thinking of Trevor as another much more annoying brother!
Trevor will always be on Stella's side no matter what! And boy did that annoy Jack but there's nothing anyone can do about that.
Trevor is always one of the first people Stella tells anything too!
Trevor’s nicknames are: trev, Z, and trevi.
They talk at least once a day!
These two have so many inside jokes, they will just break out into laughter and everyone is like ???
Do not leave them with a golf cart
If Stella is not ready to tell her brothers something she will tell Trevor first.
Many of his ex’s hated Stella for how close they are!
Trevor is always yapping about Stella !!
So many iconic moments of them being shown on the big screen at games !!
Stella hates swimming and has a big fear of drowning, but she feels a lot more comfortable in the water with Trevor
They are always teasing and having play fights !
Trevor is the one who has been featured the most on her YouTube channel
These two are such gossipers together
They are true besties mhm!!
˖ ་ 💭 roro’s notes ( I know this is short! But I really wanted to get it out and I honestly didn’t know what else to add! But basically Stella has a great and close relationship with them all! I was thinking of adding Tate to this because she is also really close with Stella but I decided not too! )
˖ ་ 💭 roro’s notes ( I didn’t put a lot of information, so feel free to send in questions about Lily and Carmen !!! And Stella’s relationship with them and Trevor !!! )
°. — taglist ( @privatemythss @cixrosie @toasttt11 @lxvelyzoe @lovings4turn x )
#⋆ ˚。⋆୨👩🏻🎨୧˚ stella hughes au!#👩🏻🎨 ͡ ꒱ stella hughes!#💌stellahughes!#rutger mcgroarty au#trevor zegras x reader#nhl x oc#nhl x reader#hughes!sister#hughes sister#nhl#nhl hockey#hockey imagine
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part two of my headcannons for the batfam
bruce likes golf
like really really likes golf
when he was younger he really wanted to be a detective, he guess he kinda is one if you thought about it in a roundabout way
dick is a health nut
like multiple protein shakes a day, avoids junk food for the most part, he really likes rice cakes, etc etc
but he always has junk food for when his brothers are over at his apartment
jason gets addicted to things really easily so he tries to stay away from things like drugs, alcohol, and excessive amount of caffeine and sugar
instead of one giant streak of white, i think jason would have something more along the lines of pre-mature graying
(i think that can happen when you're under excessive amount of stress for long time, don't quote me on that)
he has scars from trying to give himself piercings as a teen
he also has like three tiny stick and poke tattoos (also from when he was a teen)
all his electronics are from way back when. like he has a box tv, a landline, and even an iphone 4(no one really knows how it still works)
the only games tim has on his photo are games like sudoku, crosswords, and puzzles
he also only watches hours long youtube videos, things like 'i spent 1000 days in hardcore minecraft' or any video essay as long as it something he's interested in
tim also likes to read fanfics
mostly ship fics of red robin and superboy because he thinks it's funny to send them to kon
he always wears socks, even to bed
when he was ten or so he had a youtube gaming channel but the audio and quality are so bad you can't really tell it's him(they're bad because he literally just looked up 'headphones with mic' and 'web cam for youtube' and chose the first options
damian is a sticky ipad kid
like he watches channels specifically made for kids
not like cocomelon but like the really weird ones that made videos about spiderman and elsa having kids
he won't admit it but he loves kids movies
like inside out and toy story 3 make him cry every time he watches them
and finally the main 5 that i talk about(bruce, dick, jason, tim, and damian) plus alfred all have matching family bracelets
it started out as just the batbros having them but they eventually convinced bruce and alfred to wear them too
the colors are: blue for dick, dark red for jay, bright red for tim, and green for damian
#batfam headcanons#batfam#batfamily headcanons#batfamily#dick grayson headcanon#jason todd headcanon#tim drake headcanon#damian wayne headcanon#bruce wayne headcanon#dick grayson headcanons#jason todd headcanons#tim drake headcanons#damian wayne headcanons#bruce wayne headcanons#dick grayson#jason todd#tim drake#damian wayne#bruce wayne
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More of my favorite funny quotes from The Princess Bride book (pt. 2)
"The pain is worse than I imagined!" Yeste cried. "How can it hurt when the point of the weapon is still an inch away from your belly?" Domingo asked.
"Get him out of my way. Move the infant." "The infant is ten and he stays," Inigo said.
"I wish I could remember what it was like when I was dead," the man in black said. "I'd write it all down. I could make a fortune from a book like that..."
"No good," the man in black replied. "I've know too many Spaniards." "I'm going crazy up here," said Inigo.
"Anytime you want to change places, I'd be too happy to accept."
"...milkmen where still in charge of bones, the logic being that since milk was so good for bones, who would know more about broken bones than a milkman?"
"Good got attracted to good, evil you flushed down the john and that was that."
Westley to Vizzini: "If she stops breathing in the very near future, it is entirely possible that you will catch the same illness?"
"I let him die laughing," said the man in black.
"There's death coming up, and you better understand this: some of the wrong people die. Be ready for it. This isn't Curious George Uses the Potty."
He was never very popular, what with his hunting fetish..."
"We do not see that much of each other." "Tender couple."
"Widows happen. Every day- don't they, Your Highness?"
"...What did you think a resurrection pill looked like?" "Not like a lump of clay the size of a golf ball," Inigo answered."
"I'm not stupid, you know." "Quit bragging."
"...excuse me, I've got to go belch my witch..."
"Chocolate was one of his favorites, right after cough drops."
...Max exploded right back, "and don't you mock my methods-tickling can be terrific in the proper instances..."
#the princess bride#westley#buttercup#inigo montoya#fezzik#vizzini#prince humperdink#count rugen#miracle max#nerdygirlramblings
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Trolls Band Together Commentary Notes Part 3/4
- Zosia Mamet's performance of 9 to 5 was longer than what made it into the movie, but the rest of it made it onto the soundtrack. - The Hustle moment originally came later, after the group found Clay. They wanted a way to move the plot to Mount Rageous quickly. It was decided to push it to earlier because the later scene was a more serious tone so it didn't fit there. - The idea for the Hustle-verse was that they were sliding through different dimensions to travel faster, and each one would be a different art style, especially 60's and 70's animated art styles. - Viva's design is supposed to be like a superhero, with a chest emblem and a cape. She was originally a more stoic, warrior-like character and then somewhere down the line they decided they wanted her to be more energetic and eventually defined her as being "more Poppy than Poppy." - The Bergen mini golf course idea was originally thought up during the first movie, as one of Gristle and Bridget's dates, before they finally settled on the roller skating rink. They decided to bring back the idea for the third movie. - Commentary quote: "Those are the best looking french fries in CGI history. They should have loaded Rhonda up with those fries and taken them with them." - Producer Gina Shay REALLY wanted the joke about Clay's room being the little shack/admin building and she had to fight the studio hard to keep it in the movie, because they didn't think it was funny. - There was constant pushback from many of the crew against Poppy having a sister too, thinking it would feel too contrived with Branch and his brothers already being the core plot of the movie. Many, many notes were sent around, all suggesting they drop Viva from the movie. But they were firm and adamant about Viva staying and they ignored all the suggestions to take her out. Her involvement in the plot allows Poppy to see from Branch's point of view, about family being complicated, and also allowed them to have a moment when Branch supports Poppy like she supports him (outside the golf course gates). - Poppy leaving her scrapbook at the gate was supposed to tell the audience that Poppy is not abandoning the new sister she just found. She planned to come back afterwards, once Floyd was safe. - Everyone working on the movie worked very hard on finding a balance for V&V, making them antagonists but still likeable. It wasn't easy and the two characters went through many iterations before they finally found what worked. - V&V are purposely a dark mirror to the protagonists, showing what happens when siblings don't work through their problems and respect their differences, as the Trolls learned to do.
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i just know that eddie would ruin so many jokes/memes because of how often he'd say them. it would be so bad that you'd have to stop yourself from ripping your hair out with how much annoyance it caused you.
you're lying on your back, the comfort of his mattress pressing into you. eddie is hovering over you, wedged between your legs, as the two of you makeout.
little gasps and moans fill the room, he's grinding into, making you pant even harder. against your wishes, he moves away from your mouth, trailing small kisses down the side of your neck and up to your ear.
removing his mouth from your skin, his mouth is right next to your ear and you can hear and feel him breathing heavily.
"baby," his voice is husky and dripping with desire. after you answer with a small hmm, he goes to talk again. "do you want to know what i think?"
pulling his face back, he's now looking down at you. a millisecond of silence goes by and he's grinning down at you playfully.
"i think," before you know it, he's shouting "LIFE IS ROBLOX."
making the both of you fall into fits of giggles.
it goes on like that for weeks, him saying random dj khalid quotes every time you try to have a conversation. at first it's funny, always making you burst into laughter. but after so many times it genuinely starts becoming blood boiling.
the two of you are in the middle of target, you're crouched down reading the labels between two different face cleansers. your first mistake was leaving your guard down, the second mistake was taking your boyfriend to the store with you. before you know it, Eddie is shouting at the top of his lungs.
"LETS GO SHOPPIN. LETS GO SHOPPIN."
the minute it leaves his lips you drop both bottles and scurry out of the aisle with your basket. when he finally catches up to you at the self checkout, he's laughing so hard he's crying. you're not though, you can feel the burning sensation of embarrassment all through your body as other shoppers stare at the man who caused a disturbance.
it doesn't stop there though, oh no.
you're out at dinner, it's a fancier restaurant, with the rest of the gang. everything is going well, a bottle of wine has been ordered for the table, fancy little appetizers being shared between all of you, when the waiter comes over to take everyone's orders.
you should've known what was coming, really you should've but when you realized what was about to happen it was too late.
the middle age man wearing a white button down shirt and black slacks, stands next to eddie asking him what he would like. it seems like your boyfriend just couldn't help himself because he's shouting out,
"TELL THEM TO BRING OUT THE WHOLE OCEAN!"
immediately you cringe, hiding your face behind your hand as you sink lower into your seat. although you and other patrons don't particularly find it funny, some of the group can't help but find it amusing.
all you want to do is cry when you see the poor waiter's face, scrunched up in confusion, trying to understand whatever joke it is that eddie just said. finally after the most awkward ten seconds of your life, the boy next to you finally has the common sense to order what he really wants at a normal volume.
it's all the time that he does these things. you ask him what he wants to do for the day and he's responding with,
"LETS GO GOLFING."
you're sitting on the couch on a zoom call since it had been a work from home day. while you're trying to talk to everyone in the meeting, eddie walks out of your spare bedroom with his acoustic guitar. he starts playing atrociously like dj khalid did after receiving Bob Marley's guitar. to make matters worse, he can be seen in the background with the way you're sitting. he knows this since he placed the guitar down and starts dancing the same way the celebrity did in multiple videos.
it's exhausting and honestly it's starting to piss you off to no end.
you're in the car with him when you finally break, yelling at him that it's not funny anymore. he's quiet, letting you rip him a new asshole. when you're finally done, all the pent up rage leaving your body, all that can be heard is your hard breathing.
finally, finally you had some peace and silence in the car. you couldn't get too used to it though because before you know it, he's saying something else.
"LETS GO TO THE BEACH! LETS GO SWIMMIN' !"
after that day he seems to quit with all the stupid quotes, giving you a sigh of relief. what you don't realize is that you defeated one beast and woke up another.
one morning you ask him if he can take a look at your car, see what's causing it to make that weird noise. you can't help but feel your heart sink when he answers you.
"i would love to babe, but i'm just ken."
for the next month that's how he's answering all your questions and every shopping trip is stopped short the minute he breaks out into song and dance, singing the popular song from the movie at the top of his lungs.
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#eddie munson fluff#eddie munson blurb#eddie munson fic#eddie munson x female reader#eddie munson x you#eddie munson angst#eddie munson fanfic#eddie munson#eddie munson x reader#eddie munson smut#eddie would be such a menace#he's just in a silly goofy mood :)
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"I don't like touching other people's balls."
- Crystal M.
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notes from jjk light novel 1 ch. 1
Ok i love this cute itafushi scene from ch 1 of the first jjk light novel. Basically Megumi decides to follow Itadori for their day off because he’s worried that he’ll get lost or in trouble on his own sure Megumi we believe you and aren’t obvious at all.
But what really stood out is this quote describing Gojo and Itadori. Megumi claims they have similar chaotic energy but talking with Itadori is like a game of catch that turns into dodgeball. Having a conversation with Gojo is more like playing golf or baseball, meaning the ball or conversation never comes back. This is supposed to be funny but imo is a spot on analysis of Itadori and Gojo’s personalities and interactions with Megumi. Although he cares for both of them, it’s why he vibes better with Itadori’s chaotic energy than Gojo’s who feels out of reach. Also it’s adorable how grumpy Megumi is and how much he still indulges Itadori in this chapter. There are too many satosugu parallels with itafushi and it worries me
#jjk#jjk light novel#itafushi#fushita#fushiguro megumi#itadori yuuji#gojo satoru#satoru gojou#Megumi is so obvious with his crush on Itadori#this quote makes me feel sad for gojo too since once again we see no one understands him#my ramblings#jujutsu kaisen#im on my bs again and a little too excited with this official translation#mine
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