#funny snape

[severussnaperevived]

Y/N: summons McDonalds then giggles

Severus: "what's so funny"

Y/N: "my father was a muggle and asked me how summoning works"

Severus: "what's funny about it"

Y/N: "after I explained he said some poor person will be looking for their food , so everytime I summon food I get an image in my head of a muggle trying to figure out where their meal went"

Severus: smirks at the idea

[ravenshavenn]

Snape: I'm a feared death eater and I've-

Y/n: Hot.

Snape: Killed peop- wait what?

Y/n: Hot.

Snape: What no?! That's horrible?!

Y/n: Hot.

Snape: That's my darkest secret and you just-

Y/n: Hot.

Snape: ok...

[digitkame]

3 professors forced to share a hotel room during a travel to a wizard expo ... due to budget cut because Hogwarts have sustained yet another annual Voldemort-related disaster( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[retrogamingblog2]

[lostmyremembrall]

WB giving me more Slytherin boys to fall in love with

I finally know what my type is:

It's literally just angsty Slytherins Compelling characters with great arc

[legilimens-library]

*Severus and Y/N are lying in bed for the night*

Y/N: *rolls over and pokes Severus’ back* Hey, are you awake?

Severus: *grumbling under his breath* No

Y/N: Come on, this is important.

Severus: *rolls over to face them* Fine, what is it?

Y/N: *kisses him* I love you

Severus: Lucky me…now go to fucking sleep.

[moonlightdancer26]

"He hated my dad like he hated Sirius! Haven't you noticed, Professor, how the people Snape hates tend to end up dead?"

All Harry did was prove that Snape is so iconic that those who did him wrong are automatically guaranteed to die.

[severus-snaps]

Talking to your autistic friends about autistic snape like

[lilithofpenandbook]

You know what's the funniest part about Snaters reducing Snape's feelings for Lily into a schoolboy crush that he should have outgrown and making it seem like he was just lusting for her the whole time?

They're making the exact same assumption as Voldemort did

[rewritingcanon]

lily clocked james so bad with her ‘toerag’ comment he had to go on a whole redemption arc can we talk about that

[ravenshavenn]

Snape's spirit animal is a really grumpy, old raven that will scream at you. No I won't be taking any questions.

[tbosasincorrect]

How this scene went:

[shrimpalbuspotter]

Snape waking up everyday and choosing to serve cunt in every way possible

"He serves the dark lord" oh yes he does!!! You go king 🙏 I support woman in all their rights and wrongs

[giulscomix]

And so it begins XD A new little sketched series. Don't get any weird idea, Severus and Minerva are just FRIENDS, I’m following the fanfiction's scene where she is giving him company during one of his many lonely Christmas.

[retrogamingblog2]

[wolvesandshine]

AU where Lily got sorted into Slytherin and became best friends with Regulus cause you know they would hit it off. Anyways fast forward a couple of years and Regulus is basically gathering information from Voldemort as a spy and passing it to Lily and together they find out about the horcruxes so they go on a horcrux hunt and obviously they’re going to be successful cause have you met a more fearsome and competent duo?? Anyways once they win the war they go to Dumbledore and (very petty but well deserved) say that they accomplished more at 19 years old in the span of two weeks then he did in decades