#g..girls.. p.. pr.. pretty…

[shadow-riley]

What if, hypothetically, Simon got to hunt the reader down through the woods behind their cabin. (Consentually of course.) And once he caught them he takes them back to the house and fucks them like he's trying to get them pregnant.

TYSM for the idea Anon!!!!

RUN, LITTLE MOUSE SimonRiley x reader

MDNI

tw: consensual pr3y/pr3dat0r, r0ugh s3x, cussing, unpr0tect3d p in v, d3gr@ding, slight pr@ise, cre@mp!e, 0ral (f recieve)

f!reader x Simon Riley

You and Simon had taken a break from 141, to really form a life with him. One night, you decided to be a brat, then ran outside, Simon chasing you. Hunting you. This was consensual of coarse. something about the thrill of being hunted sent an exhilarating chill through you as you ran through the woods of your 5 acres.

"C'mere, ye brat" His voice is thick with his British accent

Simon soon catches you, slinging you over his shoulder and carrying you inside. The second the door is shut and locked, he's fucking you like he wants to be a father.

"SIMON!" you gasp.

He slams you down onto the kitchen floor, your back hitting it with a hard thud, Simon leaning down and kissing you hard.

"You don't get to run from me. Brat."

He flips you over into your stomach, bringing your hips up, and uses his knees to bring yours further apart.

You gasp, the change in position giving you a moments break to breath, but that was short lived until Simon rammed himself into you mercilessly, his dick hard and hitting your g spot everytime.

"Holy fuck simon!"

"Love, you will listen to me. You are mine. I will not stop until you understand that you are mine. I will not stop being possessive over you, and I will not stop making you submit to me"

You soon become a trembling mess, gripping at anything, hell, the kitchen tiles.

"Shh...my pretty little slut...."

He brings his hand around you, rubbing tight circles on your clit, his other hand on your neck, keeping your head up, forcing you to watch yourself in a full length mirror not far from where you lay on the cool tiles.

"that's my girl....fuck..."

He continued to fuck your brains out, only pulling out to see his white slick dripping out of you. The sight makes him feral, his tongue finding its way to your dripping hole.

You can't do anything but whimper and moan, an overstimulated mess.

He buries his face in your sex, not coming up for air.

"you're MINE....i own you...." He grunted.

After he cleaned you up he pick you up off the floor and carries you to your room, where he lay with you, marking your body.

Not too much softer, just less on edge after that.

XOXO tysm for reading!! not proof read!

[drvirgus]

My Girl

??? X G!P Reader X Ryujin

Description: You were always satisfied. A single Woman that occasionally sleeps around Campus since your Heart already belongs to someone without your knowledge. But what happens when Ryujin asks something of you? Will you forget your first Love and start loving Ryujin?

Warnings: Smut, Reader G!P

Chapter 2:

Startled, my eyes widened. I immediately sat up straight and looked around, astonished to see Ryujin with wide eyes. I just stared at her for a while, unsure of what to say.

Ryujin looked at me with her eyes wide open, "What?" she asked as I got up from the couch. My jaw slightly tensed. I yawned tiredly and stretched myself. As quietly as possible, I went to the kitchen. Ryujin followed me closely. I turned on the coffee machine and opened one of the cabinet doors to take out two cups.

"What on earth am I doing at your place?" Ryujin asked, observing me as I placed the cups on the counter, her eyes narrowing and her face looking pale. With narrowed eyes, I looked at the woman who's only 4 Centimeters taller then me, "Good morning, first of all," I said, and almost immediately I heard Ryujin starting to breathe heavily.

She mumbled a good morning back. I smiled contently and pressed the button to make myself an espresso. I turned to Ryujin, looking at her closely, "Would you like an espresso too?" I asked curiously, and she just nodded, her eyes fixed on me.

"You were pretty drunk last night. Your friends were gone, and you were completely unresponsive," I said as I put some sweetener in my espresso and stirred it with a spoon. I turned back to the coffee machine as Ryujin's coffee was also ready now. "So, I brought you here," I finished my sentence.

I looked at Ryujin. "Sugar or sweetener?" I asked, and she blinked several times. She cleared her throat, "Sugar. Two spoons, please," she replied, and I did what she asked for. I handed her the small cup. With mine in hand, I leaned against the counter, looking straight into her eyes as I took a small sip.

"Feeling nauseous? If you want, you can take a shower, and I'll prepare breakfast. I have a few hours before I need to go to the lecture," I said with a smile as I put the empty cup into the sink. Ryujin hesitated. She bit her lip and then handed me her empty cup, which I also placed in the sink.

Ryujin looked uncertainly at me. I smiled, "I'll pick out some clothes for you. The bathroom is down the hall, the door on the left," I said, pointing with my hand, "I also have a spare toothbrush, I'll get that for you too," I added and went to my bedroom. Ryujin followed me silently.

I rummaged through my wardrobe and took out a pair of joggers and a T-shirt for her. As I took out a bra as well, my eyes fell on her chest. My mouth opened slightly. She blushed visibly, "I... I can manage without it. It's too big," she mentioned, and I nodded understandingly. I turned to the other wardrobe, "Um... as for underwear, feel free to pick something. I usually wear boxers, but I have some regular ones I recently bought," I said, pointing to another cabinet.

Yes, I had an extra drawer with underwear, just in case one of my girlfriends, with whom I also slept, stayed here.

Ryujin nodded and grabbed a pair. Smiling, I led her to the bathroom. Her eyes immediately fell on the three to four toothbrushes of different colors in a glass. She blinked several times but didn't say anything. I grabbed another spare toothbrush from one of the cabinets and placed it on the sink.

"There's a towel you can use. If you need anything else, just call me. My name is Y/N," I said with a smile as I left the bathroom after showing her how the water control worked and how to adjust the warm water.

I closed the bathroom door and went back to my bedroom. Surprisingly, it was only now that I realized what I was wearing. I slept in just a tank top and boxers...

I licked my lips and put on white shorts, pairing them with a longer white T-shirt. I then went to the kitchen and started preparing breakfast. I decided to make some pancakes as they were quick to make. I had already set the table.

Grinning, I looked at the messages I received. I laughed at some of them, as most of my friends asked why I hadn't shown up for a lecture yet.

Minji (9:17): WHERE THE HELL ARE YOU?!!! I had to go to the lecture all alone! What do you think you're doing, leaving me alone?

Minji (9:20): It's okay, Ji-hyo already told me that Rosé is back in town. Have fun.

Minji (9:30): Who are you with? I saw Rosé on campus. Just don't disappear on me!

Roseanne (8:10): Good morning. I hope you got home safely? I'll see you later, and don't oversleep.

Roseanne (9:00): Your best friend looks really lost without you. Is everything okay with you?

Min Jeong (8:40): Meet me in the toilet on the 2nd floor in 10 minutes... It's been too long.

Min Jeong (9:00): As I can see, you're not here... Let's postpone it to tonight then? I'll treat you to JYP Bar's drinks. Let's drink, dance, and then go to my place. How about that?

I laughed when I saw all these messages. I immediately took the time to reply to each one. I was smiling at my phone too much, which prompted Ryujin to mention it as she entered the kitchen again. Her hair was still a bit wet, but she had tied it up.

Smiling, I looked at her. She looked cute in my clothes. I chuckled and put my phone in my pocket. I smiled, "Why are you grinning?" she asked, glancing to the side. I looked at her for a while and decided to ignore her tone.

I gestured for her to sit, which she did. With a plate full of fresh pancakes, I came to the table and placed it in the center. I sat across from her. Her eyes followed every movement I made as I placed one of the pancakes on my plate.

"You were sleeping around, huh?" she asked, and almost immediately my eyes widened. I looked at her, "Did... we also...?" she asked, sounding a bit more uncertain now. This made me smile, "No, we didn't. I don't sleep with a drunk person unless we're both intentionally drunk," I replied, and Ryujin nodded her head.

I placed a pancake on her plate as well. In her glass of water, a tablet was slowly dissolving. "Here. Drink this, then you should feel better. It may sound incredible, but it really helps," I said, pointing to her glass. She smiled gratefully and took a few sips. I began to spread some applesauce on my pancakes.

"So... thank you... for yesterday. You didn't have to bring me to your place, but thank you for doing it," she said, her cheeks slightly blushing. I smiled and waved it off, "It's all good," I replied. After that, nothing else was said. We both just ate in an uncomfortable silence.

By the door, I put on my shoes, and Ryujin followed suit. "Oh... can I ask you something?" Ryujin asked, looking at me curiously. I hummed and looked at her, giving her my full attention, "Why... were there so many toothbrushes? Do you have roommates?" she asked, which made me smirk.

"No," I simply replied, and I opened the front door.

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Together, we arrived at the university. I immediately recognized a familiar woman coming towards me, which automatically brought a smile to my face. The woman who's slightly taller then me, looked at me and also smiled. She raised her arms to hug me but stopped when she saw Ryujin beside me.

Mina simply stood in front of us. Her eyebrows raised as she looked at me, "Wow... Have you changed your taste?" she asked, smiling friendly at Ryujin. Ryujin, however, looked at the stranger with a cold expression. I laughed at the comment, "No, my taste is still the same," I replied, turning my gaze to Ryujin.

"Don't get the wrong idea. I would never sleep with someone like you!" she retorted, almost angrily, and then stomped away from us. I watched her walk away, surprised, with wide eyes. Mina looked at Ryujin, then back at me. I shrugged.

"Hey," I said with a smirk as my arms wrapped around her waist. Mina also smiled as I initiated a hug this time. She wrapped her arms around my neck and pulled me close, "How on earth did you get in touch with someone like her?" Mina asked, laughing.

Curiously, I tilted my head, "You know, you like friendly, sweet, and calm women. She's stubborn, loud, and not sweet at all," Mina said, shrugging her shoulders, "Not that she's repulsive or anything. She's really sexy, and many people like her, but... she just doesn't really fit your taste, you know?" she asked, laughing lightly.

I simply smiled, "When we were alone, she was kind of sweet... but we didn't do anything, so it's not even a topic," I replied. Mina nodded, understanding.

"There's a mixer at JYP Bar tonight... will you come?" Mina asked, sighing. She leaned closer to me, looking at me with puppy eyes. I chuckled, "No, I already have plans for tonight. I'm going out with Min Jeong," I answered, and Mina nodded in understanding.

She sighed again, "Tomorrow?" she asked, and I nodded in response.

Happily, she almost jumped into my arms, "How's Chae-young?" I asked, visibly interested. Mina smiled even more, blushing, "She's doing well. She just has a slight cold and stayed home today to rest," the Japanese woman answered, and I nodded, understanding.

Smiling, I looked at the woman in front of me, "You look really happy. She makes you happy, huh?" I asked, and Mina blushed even more. Shyly, she giggled and gently tapped my shoulder while I watched her.

Mina noticed my gaze and nodded in response.

Satisfied with that answer, I nodded as well. It hasn't been long since Mina and Chaeyoung started a relationship. Before that, Mina was by my side, but we naturally remained good friends since there was never anything serious between us. There was never anything serious...

"Maybe you'll finally find the woman of your dreams at the mixer tomorrow?" Mina asked, nudging me with her elbow. I burst into laughter. Together, we finally entered the university. We both had the same lecture to attend.

But it was wishful thinking. My life was good as it was. I was single and enjoyed every moment of it, my grades were good, and everything else was just the same. I didn't have to change anything. Although slightly monotonous and almost boring, my life was good enough. I had no student debts to pay off and no other debts. Everything was good just the way it was.

"Finally! I've been cursing you," I heard Minji almost shouting from afar. I laughed. Mina and I went over to her, which made Minji look at us with wide eyes, "Oh no. Are you at it again? What about Chaeyoung?" she asked, visibly stressed. She also hit my arm, causing me to move away from her in pain.

"No, we just met outside. Besides, I'm older!" I replied, indignant at the younger one's behavior, but she waved it off. Her attention turned back to me, "Then who were you with? Or did you just oversleep?" she asked, much calmer now. Apparently, she had already released all her aggression.

"With Ryujin," Mina whispered as she nodded her head towards someone. Minji's eyes followed and she gasped in shock. She looked at me with wide eyes, "Are you crazy? Why her?" she asked as she hit my arm again. I let out a painful sound, "Nothing happened! Just chill," I replied, taken aback by her reaction.

"Hello? She's one of the most famous people here!" Minji exclaimed with wide eyes. My eyebrows raised, and I blinked in disbelief, "So what?" I asked, and Minji immediately hit me again. She chuckled nervously, "At least sleep with her and bring us into the group," Minji demanded, and I furrowed my brow. My face became more serious.

"Chill... it was just a joke," Minji said, now speaking more softly. She looked away. I simply shook my head and sat down. I immediately took out my laptop and the assignment we were supposed to submit at the end of the lecture

[minheelovelee]

god im so in love with everything you write thank you for all your work!♡♡

could you please write an amin nsfw a-z as well?

thanks for making me fall in love with you anon. for sure! let's goooo.

Amin Nsfw A-Z

warnings: nsfw :)

A = Aftercare (what they’re like after sex)

-he's sooo sweet. sure, he might have called you a stupid slut 6 minutes ago, but now you're his babygirl again :)

-cleans you up with a tissue he found tucked behind his mattress. gives you his clothes and showers with you.

B = Body part (their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)

-likes his neck. likes when you leave marks with your nails and lips. sends you mirror selfies in the morning.

-loves ass. all ass is good. grabs it and bites it. he doesnt play.

C = Cum (anything to do with cum, basically)

-cums on your boobs. he's a pull-out god. likes finishing in your mouth too.

D = Dirty secret (pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

-secretly wants to do slutty school girl roleplay. just once would be enough.

E = Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they’re doing?)

-has zero irl experience. he's watched pr*n and knows the basics. such a quick learner. you would never know he was a virgin.

F = Favorite position (this goes without saying)

-reverse cowgirl. likes having ass access and letting you do your thing. he thinks confidence is sexy.

G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.)

-he can be really goofy and lovely. sometimes he just want sex that's full of appreciation for one another.

-othertimes, he can be a real hard-ass. he can get into a dom persona.

H = Hair (how well groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes? etc.)

-doesn't try too hard. keeps it clean up to his standards.

I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect)

-not crazy intimate. he doesn't think that sex needs to be anything special. if he's in love, then he can be pretty romantic. not anything crazy though. just enough to make you feel wanted.

J = Jack off (masturbation headcanon)

-would rather sleep than jack off. he doesn't do it often. maybe in the shower or late at night.

K = Kink (one or more of their kinks)

-degradation. he can be so mean. sometimes he likes to through in some praise with it. but he's really good at being mean and acting like he doesn't care. he does doubt himself though, so remind him that you still love him and you like being his whore.

L = Location (favorite places to do the do)

-bedroom for sure. if he wants to truly give himself to you, then he needs privacy. not really into being watched. he has to really trust someone to let them in.

M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going)

-loves when you get all clingy. like if you lay your head in his lap, hang off his shoulders, or sit on his lap. he loves when you give him all of your attention. also loves when you initiate kissing.

N = No (something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)

-does NOT sub. it's against his morals.

O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)

-would trade one of his members just to get sloppy one more time. LOVES getting head. fucks ur mouth too.

-also gives head. he secretly likes receiving more than giving.

P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.)

-fast and rough. he wouldn't ask for anything else. if you were struggling, he would let up and take it slow.

Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)

-loves quickies. he doesn't have a ton of spare time, so if you can fit it all into 13 minutes, that's awesome.

R = Risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.)

-likes trying new things. he doesn't have a ton of experience, but he has a soft spot for you and would try whatever you like.

S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?)

-he can go for like 3. 2 is ideal for him. the first one doesn't get it out of his system, but that second round really does it for him.

T = Toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?)

-i dont think he owns any tbh. might like using them to tease you. probably is a little scared of them.

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)

-you already know the answer to this. of course he likes to tease. he thinks he's funny. likes making you beg for it.

V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)

-he's not loud at all. likes to talk a lot though. you have to tell him to stfu so no one hears you.

W = Wild card (a random headcanon for the character)

-one of the only members who would have sex before getting in a relationship. it's not a big deal to him. he's also pretty eager to lose his virginity for some reason. also the only member i see being down for a one night stand situation.

X = X-ray (let’s see what’s going on under those clothes)

-he's kind of a mystery to me. i think he's on the bigger side of average. 6 inches on a really good day.

Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?)

-pretty average. he wants to fuck 3-4 times a week usually. might do less if he's busy or away.

Z = Zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)

-he's up for a while. has enough energy to get a drink and turn a movie on. doesn't fall asleep for a couple hours.

[the-biggest-lol-asks]

G-g-g-girls….p-p-p-p-p-p-pr-retty

You will get the girls. The pretty girls are coming.

Sunny:

(Gonna make this my next drawing of them while I work on the comic)

[coupleofasexuals]

─ OC Profile ─ Serena Gray

"The world is wonderful even if you can't see it."

【Ｎa m e：】

— Serena Lina Gray

【Ａｌｉａｓ：】

— Lina.

【 B i r t h d a y：】

— February 14, 1977

【 Z o d i a c S i g n：】

— Aquarius

【 A g e：】

— 14 - 23

【 B l o o d t y p e：】

— O+

【 H e i g h t：】

— 150 - 163cm / 4'9'' - 5'3''

【 W e i g h t：】

— 45 - 55Kg

【 G e n d e r：】

— Femenino

【 S e x u a l i t y：】

— Heterosexual

【 A p p e a r e a n c e：】

— Serena is a girl of short height, with light brown coloured hair and green eyes with white pupils. Her hair arrives to her upper back, wearing a lifted bang to the right. She can normally be found wearing a brown sweater with a robust, moss green colored jacket. Black tabled skirt, brown colored leg warmers, red sneakers and a red scarf. Thanks to the abuses of her mother, she often appears with bandages and bruises.

【 E d u c a t i o n ／J o b：】

— Highschool Student / Braille books transcriber.

【 F a m i l y：】

— Claire Gray (Mother).

【 F a v o r i t e F o o d：】

— Lemon Pie.

【 H o b b i e s：】

— Recording casettes, listening to music,going out with her friends, being out of home in general, knitting crochet.

【 P e r s o n a l i t y：】

— Thanks to the constant abuses from her mother and father in general, during her whole life, Serena has learnt to be a closed and quiet person, keeping her desired of meeting good people that would love her for who she is. During her childhood she was an energetic kid full of life until the moment she lost her vision, where not only her parents started to neglect her, but she also had to adapt to a new world that was leaving her behind. Her accessibility problems caused her to save her thoughts and feelings for herself, because her parents were never up to listening to her and the kits only made fun of her. As she kept on growing she developed an empathetic and kind personality, but still saving for herself everything she felt. Once she met Sal and the rest, she started to look much more bright and extroverted, but still with the fear of bothering her friends with her feelings.

【 R e l a t i o n s h i p s：】

× [Close Family]

— Claire Gray (Mother)

Despite staying with her and "mantaining" her, Serena's mother has been an abusive and violent person with her, blaming her for his father leaving the house and calling her useless at each opportunity. Claire never supported or helped Serena with her visions and ever since she only uses her to take out all of her anger. Even though, Serena doesn't hate her mother, and just wishes deeply that the day in which she changes and receives therapy arrives.

— ? (Father)

Serena has blurry memories of her father, and just remembers the moment in which he discussed with her mother because of her blindness diagnose. In the morning he wasn't home anymore, and she hasn't seen him since then. Serena doesn't have any burden agaisn't her father, and often blames herself for making him go away.

× [Friends]

— Nina Brown

Ever since Serena found out that Nina wasn't able to (or more accurately, didn't want to) speak, the brown-haired centered her attention on her, insisting pretty often and playing games with her just to make her talk. Thanks to this, the both of them became to get closer to each other, finding mutual likings and helping each other. Soon the both of them became best friends, being Nina's house the place to where Serena always went to run away from her mother, spending a great amount of days, afternoons and nights together listening to music or speaking nonsense things. In the end, they support each other because they understand each other, developing a strong bond.

— Larry Johnson

Serena has always admired Larry's humorist personality, being one of her favorite persons in general. Every time she needed help in something he lent her a hand if he knew something, which Serena appreciates dearly. The both of them never were so close, but they still appreciate each other and help the other with problems about their best friends (Larry helps when Serena has a problem with Sal and Serena helps when Larry has a problem with Nina).

— Todd Morrison

Todd and Serena mantain a very casual friendship, but still, they got their touch of strangeness. Todd often asks Serena things about her blindness, which leads to a long cientific talk between the two, in which Serena listens with attention trying to understand everything that Todd says. In the end Serena is a fan of Todd's knowledge, she appreciates his curiosity and she recurrs to him when she needs a logic and objective opinion.

— Ashley Campbell

As with Todd, Ashley and Serena don't have a very close relationship, however, Serena recurrs to her everytime she needs a crazy opinion or any advice on "girls things". Serena really likes Ash's secure personality, and for Ash, Serena is like a small child to take care of, so she helps Serena every time she can.

— Travis Phelps

During their highschool years Travis and Serena had a weird dynamic, despite his constant bullying to Sal Fisher, Travis didn't seem interested in- or rather, he avoided at all costs -making any mock or joke towards Serena. She used to think that it was because in the end Travis had a limit, and he felt too bad to make fun of a blind girl. Despite this, and despite all of the insults and jokes towards Sal, Serena never hated Travis, because during a conversation she got to know about the abusive relationship he had with his father. This not only moved Serena, but also made her feel empathetic of Travis, trying to get closer to him in various attempts that didn't work out well.

After the conversation that Sal had with Travis, Serena was able to approach him and, eventually, they become quite closer until the day in which they decide to run away from their homes with Nina's help. As they are all living together now, Travis eventually softens himself and goes to the point where he holds a good frienship with all the band in general. Serena is very lovingly and kind to him, plus she supports him in anything. The two of them maintain a very pleasant relationship of mutual help.

× [Couple]

— Sal Fisher

Upon meeting him, Serena felt great attraction to Sal, in the sense where she thought he was a really interesting and peculiar person. For Serena it was the first time she met someone so unique, so she started to make better efforts to get closer to him and get to know him better. As their relationship kept unfolding, and they started to go out more together, Serena started to fall in love with him, especially thanks to his kind and empathetic personality. Due to their great shyness, none of them was sure about what the other felt, and so, they started to relate romantically in the shadows, without anyone knowing, until the breaking point came and the both became a couple officially (Even though they had been doing "romantic things" since a couple of years ago).

Serena and Sal had shared with eachother things that no one else knows, things about their past and their feelings, they have tried to help eachother in every way possible and have spent a long amount of hours together. Serena hasn't felt this bond with anyone in her life, and is scared that Sal may leave her, therefore, she always tries to keep him happy and make his life more enjoyable, also giving him all her support about the ghosts theme. In the end, she tries to be his emotional support every time she can, giving him all her love. It's the first time that she feels so in love with someone, and wishes to stay with Sal forever.

"People think that you're hard to understand because they can't see your expressions.. They clearly don't know how to analyze your words and actions."

─ Actual Sprite (Placeholder)(Picrew):

This OC belongs to Admin Mina :3

[cadavertrolls]

Sooo daph... you're hanging with a certain country boi? //gayly sits on ground

"Mmmhm, I supp✿se I haven't been keeping it t✿✿ secret have I? ✿range pr✿bably c✿ntributes a l✿t as well h✿nestly, but I can't be mad at her at all. She's the ✿ne wh✿ set us up in a strange way. P✿✿r b✿y was s✿✿✿ embarrassed by ✿range he c✿uldn't l✿✿k me in the eyes f✿r the rest ✿f ✿ur brief interacti✿n that day. He was just the cutest... said the sweetest things ab✿ut me, he really kn✿ws h✿w t✿ charm a w✿man."

"I can't say I've ever met any✿ne like him bef✿re. He's respectful, hands✿me, a little pathetic but I l✿ve that in a big str✿ng man like Jaevya... ✿h... did I say his name? ✿✿ps~"

"He d✿esn't have appr✿val fr✿m Twig like C✿ntra d✿es but I think with en✿ugh f✿✿d he'll end up c✿ming ar✿und. C✿ntra set the bar pretty high t✿ be fair, that girl sp✿ils him r✿tten. He's still in the ankle biting stage with Jae, it's very very funny t✿ watch albeit embarrassing... he tried t✿ g✿ for his tails last time and I had t✿ put him outside. Little m✿ngrel."

[alienaiver]

modern au where you meet lenalee at work, shes working for her brothers company and youre the new intern. shes so pretty that you just. shake and stutter around her and shes so nice about it as she gives you a tour and shows you the ropes. you bond over impossible deadlines and time-skewed lunchbreaks (or midnight snacks as you help them through a time crunch). as your internship ends you'd been fighting to get the courage to ask her out but as you stutter and splutter she interrupts you, "i hope you dont take this the wrong way but i was wondering if you'd like to go out sometime.. on a date?" and you combust on the spot - for a solid moment shes unsure if you're interested or insulted

[goldenguillotines]

Hey Lammek! You're a part time model, right? Do you have any model friends?~

"Y(s)ure a-s>king me n(s)w? Terrible timing I mu-s>t -s>ay. I wa-s> ju-s>t ab(s)ut t(s) g(s) (s)n f(s)r a -s>)((s)(s)t... )(mf. I'll make it brief."

"C(s)rdell )(a-s> been ar(s)und f(s)r a minute, -s>)(e u-s>ually p(s)p-s> up )(ere and t)(ere t(s) a-s>k me ab(s)ut Ciidii. S)(e -s>eem-s> t(s) be w(s)rried ab(s)ut )(er departure."

"Pinkky )(ad been ar(s)und. S)(e'-s> alrig)(t. Far t(s)(s) muc)( energy f(s)r me. T)(e girl i-s> party party party. I can't imagine living a life like t)(at. I alway-s> catc)( )(er at my club. Crying int(s) )(er drink (s)r )(ig)( a-s> )(ell -s>itting in -s>(s)me guy-s> lap.Ive been w(s)rried ab(s)ut )(er. But n(s)t my place t(s) interfere."

"Julian i-s> like my little br(s)t)(er. I've been keeping an eye (s)n )(im -s>ince we've been grub-s> and I t(s)ld )(im I )(ad )(i-s> back.. and I w(s)n't break t)(at pr(s)mi-s>e. )(e'-s> a bit dramatic and tend-s> t(s) t)(r(s)w )(im-s>elf (s)n y(s)u -s>(s)metime-s> but )(ey.. -s>weet guy."

"Finally.. )(m. R(s)di-s>a. I enj(s)y )(er pre-s>ence ar(s)und me, -s>)(e'-s> talented and definitely fit-s> t)(e bill f(s)r being a m(s)del. I l(s)(s)ked )(er up and wa-s> pretty -s>urpri-s>ed by )((s)w expre-s>-s>ive -s>)(e i-s> in t)(e r(s)le-s> -s>)(e get-s>. Alm(s)-s>t a-s> if t)((s)-s>e c)(aracter-s> were made wit)( )(er in mind.. it kinda make-s> me a bit embarra-s>-s>ed )((s)w I gav- )(mf. N(s) t)(at'-s> all I'm g(s)ing t(s) -s>ay.. N(s)w if y(s)u d(s)n't mind.. I )(ave w(s)rk t(s) d(s)."

[electro-kins]

hiii !!! can i get a kin matchup for genshin and kakegurui?

i’m a capricorn, infp, moon in scorpio and ascendant in gemini !! sadly i don’t have irl friends, but i have pretty good grades. i sometimes feel like that’s the only good thing about myself lol

i’m not a videogames person, but i’m currently loving genshin impact, which is weird because it ain’t something i’m obsessed with, and i’m a person who gets bored of people and things way too fast...

oh, when i get a new hyperfixation it can last for months btw

once again, i like reading (books and manga), but it’s hard for me to keep my full attention on something if i’m not currently hyperfixated on !!! so i often forget i was reading something :/

i CRAVE for validation, i love when people praises me for doing the right thing !!!

i don’t like hiding, but it’s hard for me to talk with other people without getting nervous, so i usually pretend i’m someone else and i’m building a complete different character up for that specific moment (if that makes sense) and leads us to say i kind of like acting !

i’m also a cry baby, i cry for very stupids reasons and have worries for everything even if it isn’t that of a big deal !!!

oh, and i like girls!!! because g-g-girls p-pr-pretty!!!

i don’t know what to add, but i hope you answer this !! also my pronouns are she/her <3

you kin...

SAYAKA AND NOELLE!!

wowow hii irl sayaka and noelle <3 they both lovelove girls and validation, which is why they work so hard towards helping the ppl they care about!! they both wouldn't have many friends and a huge part of sayaka's character is her smarts. ALSO THEM HYPERFIXATING ON VIDEO GAMES.. even tho they're not gamers.. canon!! you sound like a lovely person, thanks for the request!! i hope you're happy with the results (๑>◡<๑)

[if-the-crown-fits-translate-it]

Discord pt 50

[Date: 25/02, 6.59 PM - 25/02, 07.51 PM GMT]

[‘Puppet’ from the Ib OST is playing in the VC.]

fetch: “:)”

Prince: “Oh! Crown said this was a good song! He says it reminds him of being a kid again! Don't you guys think so?

:)”

fetch: “YOU RE R I GHT PR INCE ! TH IS JS A VE R Y G OOD S ONG .” [You’re right Prince! This is a very good song.]

Prince: “I like it! It makes me feel all happy inside :)”

fetch: “TH OUG H ITS A L ITT LE F AST ER TH AN WH AT I U SUALL Y L IS TE N TO . N IG HT COR E HA AHA AHA .” [Though it’s a little faster than what I usually listen to. Nightcore haahaaha.]

Prince: “It is a little fast, but it's very nice :D”

Prince: “It makes me kinda sleepy :) How about you, fetch? :)”

fetch: “I GU ESS A L I TT LE HA HAA . B UT I GOT PL ENTY OF SL EE P LAS T N IGH T!” [I guess a little hahaa. But I got plenty of sleep last night!]

IM SO ENE ER GIZED AND R E ADY FO R THE D A Y” [I’m so energized and ready for the day]

donti: “Isn’t too much sleep a little bad for someone?”

Prince: “I don't think so :) It's nice to sleep. You don't have to think about all the things that might be stressing you out :)”

fetch: “I AG REE PR INC E . SL EE P IS NNI CE B UT D OGS CA NT S LE EP ALL D A Y ! THAT S A CAT TH ING TO DO L OL” [I agree, Prince. Sleep is nice but dogs can’t sleep all day! That’s a cat thing to do lol]

[‘No One in Sight’ from the Ib OST starts playing on loop]

fetch: “N OT AS G OOD AS THE LA ST ONE B UT S TILL A BOP” [Not as good as the last one but still a bop]

Prince: “Oh! This one is nice, too! Relaxing, like you’re outside listening to the breeze~”

Prince: “I can put on the other one again! :D”

[fetch: “ HM . TH ANF YOU PR INCE BU T I LIKE VA RIE TY SOM E TIME S :)” [Hm. Thank you, Prince, but I like variety sometimes]]

Prince: “Oh, ok :)”

fetch: “IM H APP Y TO SEE C R OWN ANS W E RIN G T H IN GS! YO U M UST BE H APPY T O O” [I’m happy to see Crown answering things! You must be happy too]

[donti: How had your day been so far Prince, while you’re here? This music really gets me in a convering mood.]

Prince: “It's been great! everything is fine :)“

fetch: “TH AT S GOO D :D” [That’s good :D]

[donti: Thats nice to know! How’s everyone in the court doing?”]

Prince: “Everyone is doing well :D i miss Knight, though... He hasn't been around in a while.”

fetch: “AW SADGE D: I H OPE Y OU F IND Y OUR KN IG HT BUD D Y SOON !” [Aw Sadge D: I hope you find your Knight buddy soon!]

[donti: Oh no! did something happen? Do you know where he is?

Prince: “No... He just... Went away one day... Crown said he'll find him for us and bring him home again, though, so it's ok! :)“

fetch: “AW HA HA HA H OW N ICE OF. H IM :) :) :)” [Aw hahaha how nice of. him]

[‘BGM008′ from the Ib OST starts playing]

[Povas: “Where did you last see knight?”]

Prince: “Um...Here, I think :)”

fetch: “O H G OOD SON G [Oh good song]

TH IS MAK ES THE FUN NY PIA NO T INK Y NOIS E” [This makes the funny piano tinky noise]

Prince: “I like the tinky noise too! :D”

Povas: “Why is it giving me a sense of dread?”

fetch: “I DK WHA T YOU M EAN BY D R EAD :/ ? IT S OUND S F INE TO M E !” [Idk what you mean by dread :/? It sounds fine to me!]

Prince: “Yeah! I think it's lovely! :)”

Povas: “It might just be me”

fetch: “PR OBAB LY Y OU LOL :D” [Probably you lol :D]

[donti: “Hm, change of music aside, whatcha been up to?”]

Prince: “Not much has been happening :) I just like to listen to music here. You can't be sad if there's nothing to make you upset, you know? :)”

[fetch [responding to donti]: “WH O ME ? OR PR INC E ?” [Who, me? Or Prince?]

donti: “Either or! I care about both of you :D”

fetch: “OH IM D OI NG GR E AT :D APP A RE NT LY M I SS E D D INN E R LA S T N IGHT SO M ONA (G OOD GO OD F RIEND MO NA) L EFT OUT A BR EA KF AS T FOR M E TO M UN CH WHI LE SHE WE NT TO W O RK” [Oh I’m doing great :D Apparently missed dinner last night so Mona (good good friend Mona) left out a breakfast for me to munch while she went to work]

[fetch: “HAV E BEEN VE RY TH IRST Y SO D RINK ING W AT ER” [Have been very thirsty so drinking water]]

Prince: “That's good! Drink plenty of water and eat plenty of food and get plenty of sleep! Crown would want you at your best :D”

fetch: “Y E AH :) TO AST WITH RO SE PET AL J AM M M  AND GO OD C E R EAL” [Yeah :) toast with rose petal jammm and good cereal]

[‘The Little Doll's Dream’ from the Ib OST starts playing]

fetch: “OO OO O GUITAR R R [ooooo guitarrr]

I LI KE GU IT AR” [I like guitar]

[donti: Prince, you have a very wide range of music in here! Where did you find so many songs?”]

Prince: “Oh, i just like to listen to a lot of things! These songs are from a game called Ib! You should play it :)“

[fetch: “IT I S A VER Y F UN G AME ! GARRY IS MY F AVOR I TE CH AR ACTER” [It is a very fun game! Garry is my favorite character]]

Prince: “Garry is my favorite, too! he's so nice! :D”

Bea (she/her): “I've heard of that game before. What's it about?”

[fetch: “A G IRL GO ES TO AN A RT ME USE UM AND THE N SHI T GE TS F UCKED LOL PAI NTINS COM E TO L IFE N S H JT” [A girl goes to an art museum and then shit gets fucked lol]]

Prince: “I guess... But i'd describe it a little differently...”

[”Inquiry” from the Ib OST starts playing]

fetch: “I M EAN AIN T THAT WH AT HAP PENS LOL” [I mean ain’t that what happens lol]

Prince: “A girl named Ib goes to an art exhibit and ends up in finding herself inside a painting! She meets a nice man named Garry and they have to make their way out together! There's lots of different endings and lots of puzzles! :)”

fetch: “MY DE S C RI PT ION W AS BE T TER LOL” [My description was better lol]

donti: “Oh! So its not a horror game?”

Prince: “It can be a little scary sometimes, but it's not terrible :)”

fetch: “ANYW AY NIC E B OPS IM GONNA GO EA T THE R ES T OF THE ROSE PETAL JAM :) Y UM BY E G UYS DONT FOR GET TO AS K CR OW N TH IN GS” [Anyway nice bops I’m gonna go eat the rest of the Rose Petal Jam :) Yum bye guys don’t forget to ask Crown things]

[donti: Alright! What other games do you play?]

Prince: “Lots of games! I like Skyrim, Overwatch, Undertale and Minecraft the most, though! :D”

[donti: “thats awesome! I like Minecraft too! I also play Pokemon and some rhythm games :D”]

Prince: “Ooh, what's your favorite Pokemon? i like Mimikyu and Ditto the most! :)”

donti: “Gengar and Joltik! the Mareep line is also pretty cool!”

Prince: “Oh, I have to get going! Crown's asking to see me :)

Bye bye! :D”

[purplesurveys]

1111

Something a little bit random and silly for my 1111th, just because.

survey by joybucket

List three things you love that start with each letter.

A: Art and most forms of it; anchovies, in most cases; and Angela.

B: Burgers, Beyoncé, and buffets.

E: Escargot, the name Eloise, and elephants.

F: FISH, Friends, and some folk indie.

S: Sleeping, signing off work at the end of my shift, and all kinds of seafood.

T: I’m obsessed with tteokbokki; trying out new food; and table tennis.

Q: I like the quiet time I occasionally give myself; quail eggs, especially in the form of kwek-kwek; and quattro formaggi pizza.

R: Rainbows, the rain, and riding planes.

O: Old movies, the ocean, and Okinawa milk tea.

List a phrase including an adjective, noun, and verb for each letter. Examples: "angry artist anticipating", "rude rascals running", "dirty dogs dancing", or "empty elephants eloping." Have fun!

A: Adorable animals appearing.

F: Fabulous fingers frolicking.

C; Chummy classmates cooking.

S: Suspicious self salivating.

R: Rambunctious raccoon running.

T: Tired turnip tumbling.

Q; Questioning quail quipping.

J: Joyful joggers jamming.

I: Inquisitive igloos imagining.

L: Luxurious lemonade luminescing.

Z: Zesty zebras zoning out.

E: Ethereal eagles embracing.

List three different occupations starting with each letter.

O: Orthodontist, oceanographer, opthalmologist.

E: Engineer, equestrienne, elementary school teacher.

F: Firefighter, flight attendant, farmer.

S: Scientist, singer, seamstress.

T: Talent agent, tricycle driver, tennis player.

I: Illustrator, inspector, IT technician.

E: Economist, editor, electrician.

L: Lawyer, librarian, lifeguard.

A: Accountant, actor, architect.

Y: Yoga instructor, youth pastor, yogurt maker?? if that counts, lol. Otherwise I got nothing else.

List three adjectives that begin with each letter.

A: Affable, abrupt, adequate.

B: Broken, blunt, bleary.

C: Crazy, clear, clingy.

D: Daunting, delirious, dark.

E: Existential, enraged, exemplary.

F: Fantastic, far-flung, flavorful.

G: Ghastly, gentle, gigantic.

H: Harrowing, healthy, hopeful.

I: Intelligent, identical, impervious.

J: Jovial, jaded, joyous.

List three nouns that being with each letter.

K: Kangaroo, keychain, kiwi.

L: Lemonade the album, lemon the fruit, and Liz Lemon.

M: Mall, maple syrup, and mop.

N: Nightingale, nest, napkin.

O: Ogre, olive, orange.

P: Piano, panini, and pizza.

Q: Queen, quill, quilt.

List three verbs that begin with each letter.

R: Running, raking, reliving.

S: Singing, sailing, surfing.

T: Tricking, tossing, teeming.

U: Understanding, urging, unwrapping.

V: Villifying, venerating, vaccinating - get vaccinated, folks.

W: Wandering, washing, wriggling.

X: I don’t know if there are any and I can’t bother to look it up.

Y: Yawning, yelling, yearning.

Z: Zipping, ziplining, zapping.

List three...

girl's names you love: Olivia, Mia, Emma.

boy’s names you love: Mason, Jacob, Lucas.

girl’s names you dislike: Karen, and our local versions of Karen, Marites and Marivic.

boy’s names you dislike: Chad, times three.

things you hate about summer things you hate about winter things you hate about spring things you hate about fall things you love about spring things you love about winter things you love about fall things you love about summer Crossing these out because my Southeast Asian ass can’t relate, but if you do decide to take this survey feel free to un-strikethrough them!

things you miss from your past: Having more freedom to make mistakes; not having to worry about the future; and friends I’ve since lost.

people who have really hurt you in the past: Gabie, my mom, Marielle.

names of people you have had crushes on: Gabie, Andi from 5th grade...and that’s it, really.

names of people you have gone on a date with: Only Gabie. And I guess maybe Mike? Since he asked me to go with him to his ball as his date.

places you've been and would love to go again: Sagada, Jeju, Bali.

places you want to visit before you die: Morocco, Spain, Thailand.

items on your bucket list: See Times Square, live in a condo, plan a solo trip.

health conditions you have: Scoliosis, lactose intolerance, and very possible depression.

health conditions you've had in the past but don't anymore: Dehydration, UTI, and some kind of weird low-platelet-count thing that was just that, and never diagnosed as anything.

things you are allergic to: Possibly some types of grass, and maybe face masks. Idk how to confirm it really; I just know my skin gets irritated around them sometimes.

youtube channels you love to watch: Good Mythical Morning; the KBS YouTube channel mainly for clips of Return of Superman and 2 Days 1 Night; and Binging With Babish.

favorite drinks: Water, coffee, Long Island Iced Tea.

favorite foods: Sushi, chicken wings, pizza.

favorite desserts: Cheesecake, MACARONS, cupcakes.

favorite holidays: The only one I care for and get super excited about is my birthday, if that counts. Christmas is fine, but I only get the excitement for it on the actual day itself.

favorite colors: Pastel pink, white, maroon.

people you would like to meet: Ysa and Bea, my teammates at work. I’ve met them only once before, and I wish we can be allowed to report to the workplace physically soon so that I get to see them more often and strengthen my relationship (both working and personal) with them. I’d also love to be able to chat and chill with Hayley Williams even for just 30 seconds.

people you want to meet in Heaven: I don’t believe in that, but I’d love to have met my great-grandfather on my maternal grandfather’s side. Also, Audrey Hepburn and Princess Diana.

good names for a dog or cat: Depends on their personality.

reasons why you get up each morning and keep on living: Because I’ve been able to see myself get better, and why stop all the progress?; because I’d want to be able see if the future will get better; and because I’m afraid of what will happen to/who will look out for my dogs if I’m suddenly gone.

For each name, think of three people you know with that name, and list their occupations.

Amanda: I only know one Amanda, and she’s a friend of my ex’s younger sister. She’s only in senior year of high school. I know an Amandine which is close enough I suppose?? and she’s a dentistry student.

Sarah: She’s a media contact and I’m constantly in touch with; she’s the editor-in-chief of a local magazine. I think she’s the only Sarah I know.

Ashley: Also a media contact. I’m not sure about her title, though.

Beth: @bionic-beth is a teacher! :) But I don’t know any Beths in real life, I think.

Katie: Well I know Kate, and I’ll sometimes playfully call her Katie. She works in a government agency and she’s one of their PR people. The HR person who recruited me to come work at my current employer is a Kate, but I have never and have no plans to call her Katie.

Matt: That’s too foreign-sounding a name where I live.

Emily: Don’t know any Emilys, either.

Chris: Media contacts. They run blogs or news sites of their own.

Mike/Michael: The one Mike I know is currently a med student. Not sure if he’s working on the side - I think he is, since I saw him post about a job update on his Facebook a few months ago; but I can no longer remember what he does, or if he’s still doing it.

Jessica: I went to high school with a girl named Jessica but I don’t follow her on social media, so I have no clue what she’s up to now.

Becca/Bekah: Rita’s sister is a Becca. I think she is currently a grad student.

For each name, think of three people you know, and list one adjective to describe each person. (Skip if you don't know anyone with that name.)

Laura

Michelle: Hilarious.

Victoria: Strong.

Tessa: Friendly.

John

Claire: Influential; motherly.

Briana/Brianna: Bitch.

Vanessa

Brittany/Britney, etc.

Allison/Allie/Ally, etc: Kind. 

Olivia

Jordan

Jo/Joe: Ambitious; pretty.

Corey/Kori

Sophie: Sweet; quiet.

Mitch/Mitchell: Tall.

Madison/Maddie/Maddi

Out of all the people you know or have met, list three...

redheads: Yeah, you’re not going to find them in most of Asia. West Asia and some parts of East Asia, probably, but definitely not for the rest.

tall people: Jo, Chesca, and Shaun.

people with really curly hair: I know Kleo has naturally curly hair from her Aeta roots, but it’s been straightened for a very long time now. I think Chesca also has curly hair, albeit slightly. There is also Liana.

sets of twins: My sister had two sets of twins in her high school batch, but I can no longer remember their names. I also had an English class with a pair of twins named Ardy and Thirdy.

of the cutest babies you've seen on social media: My workmate’s baby. My friend Jar has a super squishy niece/nephew pair of twins as well.

people you miss: Angela, Kate, my grandpa.

people with beautiful eyes: I can only think of my ex.

people with nice hair: God I have not been around people for so long, I can barely think of anyone for this.

people who are the same height as you: Aya, Hannah, Tina.

own one of the same clothing items as you: Angela since we went to the same high school and have several of the same school shirts; Laurice since we share a college org and we have our own trademark polo shirt; and my brother and I have our own pairs of Nike Cortez shoes.

make you laugh: Andi, Hans, and this girl I had a couple of history classes with, Rose.

List three celebrities who...

are the same height as you: Lady Gaga and AJ Lee are the only ones who are coming to mind. I wouldn’t call AJ a celebrity though.

have the same hair color as you: Mila Kunis, Kelly Rowland, Dita Von Teese.

look like you: Only based on comments I’ve gotten in the past and not because I necessarily claim these for myself, Lucy Hale, Anna Akana, and Kakie.

List three....

adjectives to describe you: Timid, stubborn, sensitive.

academic courses you enjoyed: Philippine social history, international relations, anthropology.

words you always forget how to spell: Rhythm, committee, accommodate.

things you wish you were better at: Singing, dancing, drawing.

things you are really good at: Writing, reading people, and knowing the best things to order at most restaurants hahahah.

jobs you'd like to have: Ideally, a lawyer or doctor. But realistically, I’d love to have a leadership position in the PR sphere.

jobs you've considered having: ^ Again, lawyer and doctor. Also a journalist or news anchor, back when I still thought I was passionate about journalism.

jobs you'd hate: Journalist, an LTO clerk, an assistant to an asshole celebrity.

things you miss: Being a student, many parts of the past, and deceased family members.

names your mom considered when naming you: Ariel, Kathleen, Katrina.

things people call you: Robyn, Byn, Bynbyn.

*Bonus*: what is your name? (first and middle)? I always feel like just sharing Robyn.

[nyturfrp]

Do you see that? It’s 36 year old HAYDEN KOSMOS of the VINELLI ALLIANCE; He is a CEO; I heard some people say he resembles JAMIE DORNAN. Luckily he’s OPEN. 

L O O K I N G   B A C K

Hayden Kosmos is far from the social butterfly that his younger brothers are. Lots describe the man as moody and reclusive, dramatic, and temperamental. He’s always been the one to get easily annoyed by others and to not care much what people thought of him. His brother being his parents pride and joy, Hayden was the one that they were always trying to make excuses for his behavior. While his brothers were in the spotlight and living it up Hayden spent his time studying. A reclusive he was content never to have to deal with anyone seeing as they all irritated him to no end. Especially is arrogant obnoxious siblings. If Hayden could he would have separated himself from everyone including his family, but he also knew that as annoying as they were he needed to be there for his brothers after all he did care about them. 

Not really the type to be the face of the company Hayden was however the one with better business smarts. His father had wanted his precious Zander to run the company, but Zander was not the business running type of guy. He was more of the socialite the pretty boy partier type and that was good for PR but bot for making sure of efficiency. Hayden however was able to organize, and run multiple aspects of the organization. Because the man wasn’t concerned with his reputation or appearance, he was able to delegate and command running with an iron fist and keeping it so that nothing would go wrong. 

C U R R E N T   E V E N T S

With a smoothly running company Hayden sometimes gets annoyed with the “Face of their company” He goes out has his fun and quite often makes reckless decisions. Then so many people think that precious Zander is the one keeping them thriving and successful it’s enough to make Hayden’s blood boil. He does all the work and just because he’s a little more surly he’s cast away to the wayside. Hayden gets annoyed with the lifestyles of his brothers thinking them reckless and irresponsible, while they left him to keep filling their pockets. Hayden became a resentful guy and he was sure that didn’t help with his overall approval rating but once again he really didn’t care. 

When he isn’t in the office taking care of things he’s doing his best to try to enjoy some sort of social life; the only problem is that Hayden doesn’t really enjoy much. Due to the hectic nature of his work most people tend to bore or tire him. The few people he wants to spend time with can’t seem to get along with him for more than five minutes. He’s also dealing with his ex-girlfriend trying to get him to explain why they broke up to which he avoids Hayden and emotions don’t mix. All he wants is to spend time with his dogs and possibly try to talk to his brother about calling it with his chaos but life just seems too complicated for that.

P E R S O N A L I T Y   T R A I T S

+ Mysterious, Striking, Powerful  - Introverted, Blunt, Perpetually Annoyed

R E L A T I O N S H I P S

Melanie Vinelli {Ex-Girlfriend} : Toxic is probably the easiest way to describe Hayden and Melanie’s relationship. Sure they were magnetic and their attraction was real. The fighting however, and the manipulation, all the things that make a relationship bad well that was Hayden and Melanie. Sort of like the girl with the curl when they were good they were very good and when they were bad they were awful. They broke up and Hayden is pretty much over it, although he still holds some resentments towards her. 

Zander & Percy Kosmos {Brothers} : Even if his brothers annoy him to high ends Hayden loves them. He knows that they mean well or at least he thinks that they do, and so Hayden tries to be sympathetic although they don’t make it easy. Hayden does his best to be the man they all need to be but he’s starting to get resentful of how much his brothers take for granted and advantage of him. 

[avenging-fandoms]

Dacre Montgomery A-Z

*this was requested a few times, i just can’t find them anymore :(

A = Aftercare (What they're like after sex)

he would be in the moment. not take out his phone and text his friends "yo i just had sex" it wasn't anyone else's business. he couldn't keep his hands off of you, pulling you close and sometimes if you were laying on your stomach, sleeping, he'd trace soft patterns into your back and just watch you sleep. as creepy as it sounds, he thought you were the most gorgeous person ever.

B = Body part (Their favourite body part of theirs and also their partner's)

we all know how dacre was bullied in high school and he wasn't very confident, but after pr and his body was built, his favorite part of himself was his biceps. he'd look at himself in the mirror, proud. "what a narcissist!!!!" might sound that way to you, but he deserves it.

his favorite body part of his partner's was their thighs. dacre's hands couldn't stay away from them. if his partner was straddling his waist, his hands wouldn't be on their back or ass, it'd be on their thighs. he especially loved thicker thighs, there was more to grab.

C = Cum (Anything to do with cum basically... I'm a disgusting person)

dacre would be ecstatic when you started birth control because he loved to cum inside of you, pull out and just watch it drip down onto the sheets. he loved nutting in your mouth and seeing some of it dribble out of the corners of your mouth.

D = Dirty Secret (Pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

dacre likes light bdsm. tying up his girl on her hands and knees and pushing a vibrator against her clit until she's a whimpering mess. the thought of tying her up and doing that to her can make him cum in his pants so fast.

E = Experience (How experienced are they? Do they know what they're doing?)

yes. there's no doubt in my mind that he isn't experienced. he's a good looking guy with a nice physique and i bet he knows just what to say. he knows what he's doing. you ever see that episode of friends where chandler's trying to get kathy more pleasured than when she was with joey, so he goes to monica for help and she tells him the 7 spots girls are the most pleasured? dacre knows all of those spots, and what order to do them in.

F = Favourite Position (This goes without saying. Will probably include a visual)

oh jeez he loves doggy style. he loves watching your ass bounce with every thrust. dacre loves to scratch down your back, smiling at the red lines. but he absolutely loVES to choke you as he's fucking you, tilt your head up and kiss you.

G = Goofy (Are they more serious in the moment, or are they humorous, etc)

really depends on the situation. if it's on set in his dressing room and he's wearing his mullet or some shit he'll go "save a horse ride a cowboy" and he'd make you reverse cowgirl on him and he'd make stupid jokes about his mullet and shit.

H = Hair (How well groomed are they, does the carpet match the drapes, etc.)

when you first met dacre, he was shaven, not knowing if you liked hair or not. but then you two got to talking and he mentioned how he liked to have pubic hair, but not where it's huge. he likes to keep it trimmed. i feel as if his pubic hair is a little darker than his hair, but it's still blonde.

I = Intimacy (How are they during the moment, romantic aspect...)

my god his eyes would be filled with nothing BUT love and lust. his eyes never leaving yours as he kissed down your body, or his eyes locked with yours as he's going down on you, fingers intertwined with yours and him smiling as your hand squeezed his when he pleased you the right way.

J = Jack Off (Masturbation headcanon)

dacre only jacks off when you aren't around. when he's away for work or a panel, he'd jack off. he wouldn't watch porn of two strangers, he'd watch the video he took on his phone of you two having sex, but his way. you tied up and him pressing the vibrator against your heat, and your moans and whimpers loud. his hand going the speed of his thrust in the video, and his eyes fluttered shut when he heard your moans speed up when you were close to your orgasm. his hand sped up, orgasming over his hand and chest, when you came in the video. dacre sighed and went to snapchat, taking a photo of the mess he made with the caption "thinking of you"

K = Kink (One or more of their kinks)

like i said, he's into bdsm. oh, and biting. either him biting you or you biting him. he LOVEDDDDDDD to see his teeth marks. he didn't know what it was about it, he loved it. dacre loved getting bitten on his neck, collarbone, shoulders and chest. if he was working on his laptop and you noticed he was stressed and you bit his neck or shoulder, he'd instantly relax.

L = Location (Favourite places to do the do)

in the comfort of his own home, or "play room" as he likes to call it. calm down, christian grey. anyways, he liked to do it in his house because he could pleasure you so well where your moans are loud and no one else could hear. he loved to hear your moans and how the progressively got louder.

M = Motivation (What turns them on, gets them going)

as mentioned before,,., biting. if he's sitting on the floor and you're on the couch and you lightly bite his neck or shoulder as you lean down, he'd get turned on. he also gets turned on by you wearing one of his shirts, thigh highs and underwear. when you bend over or lean up and he sees your underwear, he's turned on.

N = NO (Something they wouldn't do, turn offs)

sure he's into bdsm, but light. candle wax? not a chance. he hated getting hurt, whether it's a fire, hair straightener, he hated it. so candle wax play was a no-go.

O = Oral (Preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc)

receiving, he's vocal. "god baby you suck my cock so good" "you want my cum in your mouth, huh dirty girl?" his fingers tangled in your hair. he'd let you go at your own pace, until he was close to his orgasm. his eye thrown back against the couch or pillows on the bed, eyelashes touching his cheeks, and his teeth biting into his bottom lip. giving, he's a fucking GOD. he knows how to work his fingers and tongue, and he knows how humming or moaning against you makes you squirm.

P = Pace (Are they fats and rough? Slow and sensual? etc.)

really depends on the situation. if it's after a stressful day, it's quick. if it's an anniversary or special occasion, slow and sensual.

Q = Quickie (Their opinions on quickies rather than proper sex, how often, etc.)

dacre loved quickies, because it made him feel like a teenager hiding from his parents. how often? twice a week. he didn't do it more than proper sex, though. but he enjoyed the quickies very much.

R = Risk (Are they game to experiment, do they take risks, etc.)

since he likes to cum inside of you, he takes risks of pregnancy, but i bet he's got the morning after pill or some shit in his bathroom.

S = Stamina (How many rounds can they go for, how long do they last...)

like i've been saying, really depends. if it's been a long day, one. if it's a good day, two or three. in the beginning, dacre would last 10. now, he lasts around 25-30 on a good day.

T = Toy (Do they own toys? Do they use them? On a partner or themselves?)

oooohhhhh yeah. dacre likes to use vibrators and gags and blindfolds and handcuffs. he has a vibrating cock ring but he would only use it with you. if he was by himself he couldn't use it.

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)

oh jesus fuck he loves to tease. if you're tied up, he'd press the vibrator against your clit, and then slowly press it down harder. thrusting his cock into you hard for a few thrusts, then pulling away, wanting to hear you beg for more.

V = Volume (How loud they are, what sounds they make)

he moans and whimpers he's close to his orgasm. but when you're going down on him or you guys are having sex, he's vocal. "you're so warm baby girl, you feel amazing" "god your lips feel so nice"

W = Wild Card (Get a random headcanon for the character of your choice)

l a p d a n c e s. oh god, he loves those. if he's sitting on the couch or bed watching tv and you sit on his lap and grind slowly on him, my g o d he was so happy. his fingers almost leaving bruises as he gripped your hips and ground your ass into his crotch.

X = X-Ray (Let's see what's going on in those pants, picture or words)

hmph. 6 1/2

Y = Yearning (How high is their sex drive?)

in the mood, it doesn't stop.

Z = ZZZ (... how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)

if it was 2-3 rounds, fairly fast. 10 minutes after, maybe? if it was a rough day, he'd watch you sleep, tracing patterns into your back. a soft smile on his face as he saw the corner of your mouth turn up a little bit.

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Coco NSFW Alphabet 

A = Aftercare (What they’re like after sex)

He loves to hold you. He likes the intimacy. He likes to rub your back, feel your head on his chest or snuggled into his neck. He likes to hear your breathing return to normal, staying pretty quiet until you’ve both come down. He always checks on you, sometimes jokingly asks how he did. He stares at you, watching your face because he loves that little smile you wear. 

B = Body part (Their favourite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)

He likes his eyes. You always tell him that you can read him like a book through his eyes and how he can have silent conversations through his eyes that tell you exactly what he wants. On you, He loves your shoulders. He loves to touch them, to kiss them, to rest his head against them when he spoons you pr fucks you from behind. it’s simple but it shows him that you trust him entirely, giving him your back and surrendering yourself powerless to him. He loves that you have that trust in him 

C = Cum (Anything to do with cum basically… I’m a disgusting person)

He doesn’t particularly mind, but he prefers to finish inside of you. He loves feeling like he’s claiming you and making you his. Plus he just gets so caught up in you that he can’t be bothered to pull out

D = Dirty Secret (Pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

He likes to watch you shower, usually without you knowing that he’s home yet. He loves how relaxed you are and how the bubbles and water run down your body, how your hands glide over yourself. he likes to tease himself like that for a little bit before he finally joins you 

E = Experience (How experienced are they? Do they know what they’re doing?)

He’s pretty experienced, maybe not as much as others in the club but he’s been with plenty of the club girls and he’s got multiple children so he’s got a couple things under his belt 

F = Favourite Position (This goes without saying. Will probably include a visual)

Him against the headboard with you in his lap. He can see you and touch you and you both share control, taking what you need from each other. He loves having his hands all over you and no other position gives him the access to you more than him cradling you in his lap 

G = Goofy (Are they more serious in the moment, or are they humorous, etc)

More serious. His number one priority is making you feel good and he doesn’t want anything taking his attention away from that. He doesn’t make it seem like a chore though, he only wants that you know you’re the only thing on his mind

H = Hair (How well groomed are they, does the carpet match the drapes, etc.)

He stays natural but trimmed up some. It’s manageable but he doesn’t sit there for an hour perfectly manscaping or anything 

I = Intimacy (How are they during the moment, romantic aspect…)

Super intimate. Kisses to your cheek, your jaw, nose, forehead, neck, anywhere. He loves to shower you in affection and make sure you know just how much he cares for you. He loves foreplay but not to tease you. He just wants to make sure you’re ready for him. 

J = Jack Off (Masturbation headcanon)

He prefers to just wait until he can get his hands on you but he will when he needs to. He’ll do it to hold himself off. He doesn’t bother trying to make it feel like you, he knows he could never mimic how you do it so he doesn’t try. He just makes himself come and goes about his business. 

K = Kink (One or more of their kinks)

Praise kink. He loves to know that he’s doing a good job. He loves to have you tell him that he feels good or that he drives you crazy. Nothing cheesy, he doesn’t want any fake pornstar overplayed moans, he just wants you to be natural and guide him so that he can make you feel as good as possible.

L = Location (Favourite places to do the do)

He prefers to do it in bed or on a couch. Gives him more room. Anywhere really that he can lean against. He’ll take you in the clubhouse only if he knows that he’ll have some privacy

M = Motivation (What turns them on, gets them going)

Knowing that you need him. When you call him whining because he’s taking too long at the clubhouse or yard. When you call him and he’s on a run. Just knowing that you need to be with him and have him near you and crave him is enough to get his blood pumping. 

N = NO (Something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)

Anything that is going to hurt you. Even choking or getting rough with you takes some convincing. He just wants to treat you nicely and he never wants to do something that is going to hurt you physically unless you ask and convince him. 

O = Oral (Preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc)

I’d say it’s an even split, maybe more leaning towards giving. He loves to see your legs shake and have you lock your fingers in his hair, holding his face to you. He loves knowing that he’s the one doing that to you and hehe could do it for days, but he also loves having you blow him and provide with that selfless devotion as well. 

P = Pace (Are they fast and rough? Slow and sensual? etc.)

More gentle but with a decent pace. He likes to take his time, but not really drag it out. He just wants to worship you and give you a good time. He can be rough when shit goes south with the club or he’s upset with you after a fight, but he’s not one to rush. 

Q = Quickie (Their opinions on quickies rather than proper sex, how often, etc.)

He’ll take a quickie anytime. He rather have you quickly than to not have you at all. He doesn’t have much of a preference. He loves the rush of having to be done fast but he rather be able to take his time if he could always have it his way. 

R = Risk (Are they game to experiment, do they take risks, etc.)

Within reason, he’s game to try anything you’re into. If it turns you on, it turns him on, even if he’s not swayed by it either way. Just the fact that something makes you wet, he’s into trying it. He can definitely be a little risky, having sex with you in the storage closet of the clubhouse or in the dark corner of the yard at a party. 

S = Stamina (How many rounds can they go for, how long do they last…)

He can go for another round if he’s really fired up, after a run when he misses you or if he’s pissed, but usually, he takes his time the first time and really gives his all that sometimes neither of you have the energy for another round

T = Toy (Do they own toys? Do they use them? On a partner or themselves?)

He doesn’t mind them. He prefers to watch you use them on yourself, especially if you send him a picture or a quick video when he’s away or working. He’s not really one to incorporate them into sex on his own but if you wanted to he’d be down. 

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)

He teases himself more than he teases you. He never wants to frustrate you, just get you wet and absolutely ready for him. He has been known to like being teased himself though. He loves when you make him wait or beg for you, or to think about you all day on purpose when he’s on a run so that when he finally gets alone and on the phone with you, it’s worth it. 

V = Volume (How loud they are, what sounds they make)

Not very loud at all, he much rather hear you. Maybe a little dirty talk here and there, mostly just breathing 

W = Wild Card (Get a random headcanon for the character of your choice

He likes for you to tie him up. He likes giving you that power, as well as him liking to be teased. Touching you is one of his favorite parts of sex, so being restrained kills him and also makes him harder than usual. 

X = X-Ray (Let’s see what’s going on in those pants, picture or words)

I’d say closer to average but that’s not necessarily a bad thing. He takes care of his woman no matter what and he knows that good sex is about more than just having a big dick 

Y = Yearning (How high is their sex drive?

It’s pretty normal but can get kicked into overdrive hella quick. It doesn’t take much to get him ready for you and he will always want you. He likes both of you initiating. 

Z = ZZZ (… how quickly they fall asleep afterward)

Not too quickly. He likes to lay there with you for a little bit, relax with you in his arms, have a bit of pillow talk. He’ll try to stay up until you get sleepy too and then he’ll fall asleep with you 

[kmp78]

All you have to do is look at those crazy hens who keep opening accounts on IG and Twitter all the time. There are 1-2 crazy chickens who are constantly harassing Valery and Jared. they always write the same stupid things. JL and Val are getting married, the kid’s coming ….. LMFAO!

They are:

ilovejaredletojo Valery and Jared 💏👰⛵🏖️ ilovejaredletojo @jaredleto you go Italy your husband @jaredleto is there with @alessandro_michele 😍😍😍🇮🇹🇮🇹🇮🇹🇮🇹🇮🇹🇮🇹 ilovejaredletojo 👰👰👰👰👰👰 ilovejaredletojo @valerykaufman you go camp Mars Croatia with Jared? Hope so 💏💏💏💏💏 mila.vorotyntseva.85 Where is Jared Leto? 😍

prittii Where is Jared Leto? 😍

ilovejaredletojo My love When you tell the world you are secret married with @jaredleto @valerykaufman tell the true please ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️👰👰👰👰👰👰 ilovejaredletojo Valery is Jared Leto wife ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️ clouds.are.mine @mssharonmariejones He should come out and be honest, though

@mssharonmariejones Who would put up with it, though? I mean, they were at the grocery store and she’s hanging on him like a lost puppy… Why does he enable it? It just makes him look bad. She looks like, no offense… a kid… I know that her body is one of a underdeveloped young kid… What gf would allow this to go on?

ilovejaredletojo Jared and Valery 👰💘💘 ilovejaredletojo @clouds.are.mine I think she is him girlfriend the fans have to accept LOVE ❤️❤️

clouds.are.mine @mssharonmariejones he’s 47, not 48… you can’t be anything to him if you don’t even know his age. ilovejaredletojo @jaredleto WIFE so pretty when u both have a kid @valerykaufman? 😘❤️😘❤️😘❤️💋💍👶👶👶👶 mafu86 @artemisgodessofhunt_ and you are another girl who knows who is the real girl… Yep.💜

artemis_amandac @mafu86 Yes, She is amazing.💕Super excited for them. Perfict match they are.💖I am happy for them both.Seeing this fake crap anoys me cause I know how happy him and his girl are together and how Val is try g to make some connection that’s not there.Smh.

artemis_amandac @mafu86 She was trying to make it look like she was the same place as Jared.He did not see her atall. His real girl was connected with him the whole time span of Val working and he was nowhere near Val.The point is how V.K is trying to pain a image that’s not true of her being with Jared.Jareds real lady would not stand for it. artemis_amandac @artemisgodessofhunt_ Jared doesn’t go with fake girls that used to be a man. Jared’s girl is a real woman. Anyone that wishes the best for Jared would not want to see his name stuck to a fake man now women. Thats just one thing fake about her leeching on him the list goes on and on with this leech.😂It’s super sad. artemis_amandac She is as real as her googled platypus pic😂😂😂😂😂 she used to try and make it look like she was in U.K.😄😂

firesofares @clouds.are.mine I ask cause I follow a few accounts that are very diligent about finding photos of the two of them, and I’ve never seen such a picture. I didn’t even think she was anywhere near the set, the first time she was even on people’s radar was in New York City during her birthday and Jay was on break firesofares @clouds.are.mine lol, you know what that wouldn’t surprise me at all if she did that, considering out of the two of them, she is only one who really shows an ounce of attention to Val’s account. I bet she saw the pick and asked Jay if it was cool if she hit that like button for the sake of getting Val some attention on her insta. Seeing as how those two are such great girlfriends doubled_echelon @clouds.are.mine I’m not going to name her it’s not my place too

doubled_echelon @firesofares spot on. She doesn’t want people to know he has an amazing girlfriend as that means less attention for her… Yeah exactly no-one except the Jalery Shippers care. The echelon know Jared doesn’t want to be with her…

isabelgothechelon @lafayettebitch6 because this Hollywood industry Cameron don’t need Jared leto to be famous lol 😉 doubled_echelon @cindylaryy no I didn’t think so because it didn’t happen… 🤦🏼‍♀️Jared and Valery are not together…. He would never ever ever marry her… He has a girlfriend (A fricking awesome one at that)

firesofares @athenanike91 true dat….and this whole Val and Jared thing, I don’t understand why some people can’t grasp the simple concept that they are just friends, have been just friends, and this whole relationship thing that started in 2015 was more than likely just another PR stunt

clareeee123 🐍🐍🐍

So the user names have changed, but the text has remained the same.

https://www.instagram.com/p/B1RdJb-g7uB/ kallywa9

When she’s drunk she gets so hot. Valery even dances you for free. 🍷🍷🍷🚬 @jaredleto’s girlfriend could be a stripper.

https://www.instagram.com/p/B1Rau5bAFIh/ kallywa9 Valery Kaufman Drunk again 🍷🚬 @jaredleto 👏 #ValeryKaufman

https://www.instagram.com/p/B1RaEMAAg92/ kallywa9 Smoking and drinking habits are still there. Valery only needs two drinks for another woman to try to take her clothes off while she drinks and smokes at the same time. @jaredleto Is your girlfriend bisexual? She does not control her smoking and drinking habits, so anyone can take her clothes off and have sex with her. #ValeryKaufman

https://www.instagram.com/p/BzyybJoAvEj/ The show in Russia of @30secondstomars is coming on July 13, 2019 @jaredleto will we see the Russian model there?

https://www.instagram.com/p/BwvJeb0AyeK/

KMP78 you are connected to or created by this last IG account, I’m pretty sure! You are insane woman!

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Lol... I am?

Well excuse me for pointing out that I´m not the one who just compiled a mile-long essay on useless social media accounts.

So.

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Here’s a funny mental image for you all -- Silva accidentally stumbles upon Hope looking at Saucy (but like, ultimately SFW, Hope is A Professional) Pictures of Ada, and Hope is simultaneously mortified and embarrassed, but also like “..but look at my girlfriend, though;;;” b/c Silva’s like the last person she thinks would judge them and Hope is actually entirely incapable of not being a big ole’ queer around girls she likes.