#games minecraft

[daily-spooky]

[artist-gogh]

The Sorrowful Truth

June of 2020

[madame-helen]

[toastbutteregg]

[saturnisfallingdown]

[ID: A variety of word art sentences strung together to form a post. Burning red text says “i use a windows pc”. Purple and blue all caps text says “I am aware that solitaire is no longer totally free”. Gritty blue text reads “it was just an easy comparison”. Bubbly orange text reads “I am also aware that minecraft costs more money now”. Clean silver text reads “im glad you liked my post though”. Bold golden text reads “Have a great day”. End ID]

[skull-pun]

God is dead and we killed him

[one-time-i-dreamt]

Minecraft had to pull the Minecraft movie and fully animate it and they deleted the trailer and shii. They also send the producers to jail for like 6 months for making a bad movie so far. I fear.

[catchymemes]

[sunsetcorvid]

dear mojang

add more crops in minecraft im begging you im on my hands and knees give us tomatoes give us onions give us strawberries give us peppers

add more food recipes please give us sandwiches give us more pastries give us pudding or some shit

sincerely, the farmer of every minecraft server

[nutmargaret]

An excerpt from a comic I made a couple years ago about fishing in video games. Full comic is on my ko-fi for free (or a couple bucks if you’d like). Happy fishing!

[rizzager]

My take on the Shulker

[boozois]

i couldn't reblog this gem so here you go

(donations)

[the-restless-bones]

Started showing my brother Hermitcraft, because he’s pretty young and asked me to show him Minecraft. Since then, he has said some pretty funny things, which include but are not limited to:

“I like Gem the best because she’s my favorite and a girl and I like girls. They’re smarter than all the boys in Minecraft”

“Why does Grian have a beard? Is he trying to be like daddy?” (Our dad is blonde with a beard)

“His name is B-Dubbs, but I can still call him whatever I want. He won’t know 😈”

“I think Doc is my favorite, because he’s a doctor (He thought that’s what doc was short for) I don’t think he’s a very good one though. He died.”

[wickcipher]

*steve oof sound*

[beensjamin]

The real Minecraft movie will always be the unofficial 90 minute cut of CaptainSparklez music videos loosely stitched together by shitty commentary I watched in elementary school.

[divorciada]

something I haven't seen people mention about The Hunger Games trilogy and movies is how it genuinely revolutionized the Minecraft server scene