#gay ppl love sharks i would know

[omatoxin]

happpy pride month :) i luv u

[your-local-pybro]

How do you use this thing?

Hello folks! I'm Jett!

Im the R.E.D's Pyro and the middle child of 8...yes, im sadly related to our Scout...yes im sadly related to our spy too. No Scout still don't know he's our dad still.

Uhh..I don't really have a gender. It's weird I know but it/it's and he are those pronoun things I'm confrible with

What elce?...oh I love sharks! Other than fire, sharks are one of my three favorite things in this world! I could talk about them all day!

Freinds would be nice. It would be cool meeting other people outside my team. So send me some mail. I have a mail box that totally is mine and I didn't steal off someone's front yard.

(Important OOC Notes below the cut!)

Hello folks! I'm the owner of this account! Idk how active il be on this(il try to be active as I can) but My main is @dani-fox (i use He/It) if anyone is wondering and if anyone wants to see my semi-non tf2 account/artwork.

Any artwork posted on this blog is mine unless stated otherwise. Might try and draw some for some asks/Rps

any OOC or Out of character things will be in Red to make things easy but il still use /OOC. I just want to make ooc stuff red to different from things Jett is saying from what im saying.

Here's some basic information about Jett

-Jett is in his mid 30s

-It is intersex, Agender, and Gay

-Jett is 10 years older than Scout (Scout in this world is currently in his early to mid 20s)

-Jett's main pick of wepons are the: Degreaser, Panic Attack, and Powerjack/Neon Annihilator

-Jett's Voice Cannon is Jschlatt(but raspy)

-it has undiagnosed Autism, PTSD, and Psychopathy but has diagnosed Pyromania

-It's vision Isint the worst but it has a hard time reading tiny print. It refuses to wear or get glasses.

-Jett has romantical feelings twords Red Engi but as of now, hasn't told him yet(I like ocxcannon and TexanToast so why not make a oc into both those things)

-Jett makes his own wepons and uses whatever it can find as a wepon.

-Jett owns a pocket partner but is suspicious about if it's haunted. (PocketPartner is haunted)

-Jett is terrified of Blu Medic and Blu Soldier (I have headcannon/Oc version of them that I may use on this blog. Also other tf2 ocs may make an appearance)

Here's Jett's ref for a idea on what It looks like

Now for boundaries

-Rps from Anons, Tf2 CC blogs and other Tf2 ocs are allowed and encouraged

-like the first one questions being asked are also encourage. This is ment to be a ask blog after all.

-please no NSFW asks or stuff you wouldn't say to your parents. The owner is a adult but isn't okay with weird asks being sent by random ppl I don't know.

-this isn't 100% cannon. It's slightly based on my headcannons/interpretations on some things like personal interpretations of Blu team and Spy having more than one kid with Ma, but I will try to stay cannon as I humanly can so please don't get mad if I say something that isn't 100 cannon

-Don't be a power player,write for Jett,or change its story in rps or asks. That's just mean.

That's really it. Hope.you guys enjoy this silly random RP blog!

[t4tails]

I’m so sorry man. I love max so fucking much but I love women so much more. This is for feminism. Also I am a twin and I would be betraying my own ppl. But as someone who’s silly guy lost first round, you have my condolences. That said tails absolutely deserves the win and if he loses too I’ll blow myself up

this is so devastating... to vote for a woman you vote against a gay man. i cant even put my full chest into supporting tails because as a huge fan of both i know max is sillier than him. im pulling the lever to drop you into a pit of sharks btw

[multifandombullshitbabes]

TOP GUN HEADCANONS: Bob Floyd edition (he's my blorbo)

Gotta honor my icon for my first post here. I love bobby, hes my bby, my son, my silly rabbit.

Let's start:

HE'S TRANS. hes a transman, but he still likes to explore his gender identity trough clothes n shit. basically, I wanna see him in a dress

hes done top surgery, 2 horizontal scars below his pecs and his nipples are heart shaped. cuz i think thats cute

hes not particularly interested in bottom surgery, but he DOES have a glorious t-dick. my son is packin ;)

i also hc him as gay, or just HEAVILY men leaning. I get the pan and bi hcs, but for some reason i see him as a man lover only

he has an insomnia disorder and autism, possibly adhd. at this point, bob will just deal with his shit raw

he has a hyper fixation on the ocean. throughout his years in the navy, he was also doing a marine investigator course, very surface (hah) level of course, but he wanted it official

bob has a scuba diving certification (he ALMOST went full ocean instead of the navy. almost)

bob's family is not his biological one. they are his childhood next door neighbors, who stepped in when his family was um. having issues. I'll make another post for that I think

im just gonna say that bob's mom sucked ASS and his dad wasnt there as much because of divorce when he was 4. he also worked for the USA government, secret service, so their time was limited

he's an only child, but Sirah, the child of his neighbor family, was always a big sister to him. She figured out bob's gender identity since very young, and always helped him make small but meaningful steps to learn n accept it himself

bob is a great cook, but he does prefer when someone else cooks for him. he thinks its very sweet

bob is a supernatural skeptic. he believes more in cryptics and aliens than ghosts n demons

bob's fav animals are cats, sharks and jellyfish

bob is also very interested in space, but more because his dad was, and they would trade facts of each others hyper fixations whenever they could

his aim is IMMACULATE, scarily so. never anger bob if theres throwable or shootable objects nearby. you will be hit

the reason bob doesnt drink with the other daggers is because he has this irrational fear that somehow theyre gonna be called for a mission, theyre all gonna be drunk including him, and for some reason he'll be needed to pilot, even tho thats not his position, n then he'll crash n die somewhere. so he never drinks to ensure hes at least sober if something happens. he knows its irrational, the fear is still there tho

bob is like a disney princess, and will charm any animals that come in contact with him. even that bear that one time. and that shark while he was drunk. he will fight spiders however, verbally

he knows how to play the guitar, but he also wants to learn the drums

bob was on puberty blockers when he was around 14 and started testosterone when he turned 17. His top surgery was his 21st birthday present

everybody growing up always said he looked like his mother, which he hates considering she sucks. it wasnt until he met his grandmother from his father side when he turned 20, when she saw him for the first time since his dads funeral at 14, that she says what shes always thought: that he was the copy paste of his dad. he cried a lot that day

bobs father is actually missing. he went on a mission he knew could be dangerous, a long awaited one, so there were a few years to prepare for that. something about radiation and handling dangerous substances. bob knows this, and they spent as much time together as they can

bob actually named himself after his dad. they are both Robert Floyd. ppl normally think its either spongebob, or the minion, or bob the builder for some reason. one person said robert pattinson from twilight specifically. bob didnt know how to feel (hes team jacob)

That will do for now. cuz its getting long. I'll add of bobs backstory cuz BOY. ITS DARK. IM SORRY IN ADVANCE

[owlmylove]

Ok so as someone who has never seen an episode of Supernatural in their life but understands a lot of references/whatnot from living through superwholock tumblr, can you explain what happened with destiel? I don't know what to google :/

as someone who has also never seen an episode of Supernatural but was slowly poisoned by the smog of secondhand fandom back in the 20-teens, I’ll do my best babe!!

Castiel apparently made some sort of deal with some sort of entity (??) that, if he was ever happy, he would immediately descend into Super Hell because obvi supernatural has lost all sense of consequences since they jumped the shark in like, season 2 and presumably have spent the last 8 years jumping a veritable Sea World’s worth of meaninglessly dramatic plot twists

anyway, Castiel told Dean he loves him in some of the worst heterosexual acting I have ever seen, somehow (????) felt happy while watching Jensen Ackles look furiously constipated, and then was immediately sucked down a firey hell tube into Super Hell (which feels very Freudian anal fixation 2 me), where gay people go if they dare to be happy for one (1) second

ALSO: the script has since leaked and Dean reportedly “Can Not Reciprocate” so CW rlly just handed us the fastest ever bury your gays speedrun and said “you’re welcome :) :) :)”

this news broke last night while most people were enjoying the bamboo-under-fingernails sensation of refreshing twitter every 5 seconds to check Nevada/Pennsylvania/Georgia results in the U.S. election, and APPARENTLY the New York Post decided this was a good time to come out with a headline that claimed Putin was stepping down as president

natch, the overlap of these 3 events was too much for our tenuous grasp on reality to survive and all hell broke loose. most ppl found out abt the Putin resignation (which has since been denied by the Kremlin) via tweets about destiel “becoming canon” (which has since been disproven by the script) and we all collectively took a tab of cultural LSD and astral-projected back to 2012

now johnlock apologists are apparently crossing their fingers (I think they’re getting a new season in 2022? because yeah sure why the fuck not) and i’m looking over my shoulder every 5 minutes in case the fucking once-ler rises again

soooooo thats what you missed last time on glee <3 

[hoteltrivagoallday]

Another Headcannon by my friend-

“Oki so mina was in bakugo's room, chilling and shit when she found the book heartstopper. She was taken back on why he would have a rommance novel and why this one. She was reading the book(like a noisy bicth) and found a piece of paper saying" I love the way ur lips feel. They make me feel like im touching a cloud" but this wasnt bakugo's handwriting. So she called her best man, denki. But denki couldnt firgure out who wrote it, thus the serch began.

They looked in everyone 's books to see who worte. Every single student in the school. And they failed. Mina went back and got the book and it had a next note" ur smile is like a lunar eclipse, so rare but when it happens, it so beautiful" She showed denki and the duo showed sero, sero had an idea of the person/persons who wrote it. All of them girls, but when the duo questioned these ladies all of them said no

Sad that they couldnt firgure out who wrote it and started to give up they decided to go back into bakugo's room and check the book. This time denki found a letter from bakugo to his parents" Listen, I dont care what you guys think or say but I'm gay. I know it's a shook and stuff but it's the truth, I've been trying to tell you guys since middle school but yall are way fucking dumber than my classmates and couldn't get a hint, so I'm writing it to you guys. Now stop asking me to find a girlfriend. P.S I'm dating someone" denki screamed when read this and gave it to mina, and they ran to the first person who they knew for a fact was bakugo would date. Midorya.

When they questioned midorya about this(he was lifting weights while they were questioning him) he dropped the weights and scream" W-WHAT? KACCHAN AND I COULD NEVER DATE !NO WAY! Idk who's the poor soul who fell inlove with him! Plus I'm dating tenya so yeah" Denki looked like his soul left his body and mina truned white and just mummered"holy fuck-"

So mina and denki were stuck. Who and why would someone date bakugo. So they started asking around and everyone said no. Now this Detective duo didnt know that bakugo was hearing about their behavouir, so being the devil he is he found each and every love letter his one and only left for him big and bold in the open just to make the duo upset cus they couldnt crack the case.

To bakugo's poor dismay, when he did that sero was with them. You see, sero knew one of these letters cus todoroki told him he saw the person wrote it. So when he say that particular letter, he ran to todorki(mina and denki behind) and shouted for the whole of japan to hear " MI AMOR REMEMBER WHEN YOU TOLD ME YOU SAW SOMEONE WROTE A LOVE LETTER TO BAKUGO?!"

Todoroki in the common room with the whole class shouting back" yh . Kirirshima wrote it" I kind you not the whole fucking room said simultaneously said "KIRISHIMA WHAT NOW" With pure shock and a "what in the fucking fiddle stick " facial expersion plastered all over their faces. All expect mineta and jirou. So now the whole class is screaching for kiri and bakugo to comfirm the blow that todoroki just dropped

After screaching for the "couple" they finally found them on the rooftop.Bakugo was laying on kirishima's thighs asleep, while kiri was was writing something on a page on muttering something. To be honest it was such a cute sight, cuter than seeing mina and uraraka cuddle, but ofc the moment was ruined when deku opened his bigass mouth and scream" KACCHAN U BICTH SINCE WHEN U WERE DATING AND OUT OF ALL THE PPL WHY THE DAMN SHARK"

Poor kiri, spined around so fucking fast u could hear his neck bone crack. "Wha- WHAT ARE U ALL DOING HERE?" He said in a flusstered, soft yell trying not to wake up his peaceful, sleeping boyfriend. "Kirishima why would u date bakugo" momo said in a dissapointed voice" the same reason you fell inlove with the purple version of shirabu" Momo was bout to jump kiri for saying that" Answer the question kirishima" Denki said

Kirishima just looked at him, and Denki knew he was right. Denki slowly looked at Mina , with the most dissapointed and confused look, Mina looked like she was about to cry. They all stood in slience until Tysu said" Did u guys have sex?" I kid you not bakugo woke up so fast and bolted towards tysu so fast all you can see was a yellow light grab Tysu. He whispered something into her ears wich made her face turn a bighter pink than mina. Bakugo turned around and said" I've been dating shitty hair since thrid year of middle school, now fuck off you homosexual dumbass extras" and just walked away.

Kiri looked so scared and just ran. It took everyone ten seconds to recongize what just happen,as soon as they did, Midroya, Momo and Mina chased after the couple as fast as possible, while everyone else was like "wtf". For a good 3 months the couple was questioned continuously about their relationship, but they didnt say anything. Bakugo now has a lock on his door and mina and denki got their asses beat”

[popchoc]

If they are making the redemption ark story for Sullivan in order to get him back to the Chief job position imma be pissed.

He’s selfish and he thinks he’s the righteous one, the savior, he’s just a self absorbed ahole and also a bit misogynist if I may so myself.

It’s clear that he’s only thinking about himself and his career, he doesn’t give a sh*t about Maya or the team, or who he crashes on his path to the top (like Ben said to him on the first episode, he encapsulated Sullivan essence perfectly)

He’s the one that took advantage of Maya and the situation she was in, he’s a shark, and she didn’t broke all the rules as he claimed, she saved a life while disobey an order, but Sullivan broke so many protocols while endangering himself and others, a probi and the whole Fire department.

Maya did what she did in order to save a life and support her friends and the black firemen (the protest and so on…)

If Sullivan become the hero I’m gonna vomit, but thing is, in the real world, it would probably happen cause he’s a man.

But the writers need to make a choice that I don’t think it’s been very clear yet from the first 3 episodes, but they already made him look like the hero twice, too forced imo…

Do they want Sullivan to be the hero or the villain?

In my eyes he’s the villain.

I loved what Maya said to Carina, that she should not blame him for her not wanting children, I think it was the rage speaking, but Sullivan thinks it’s all about that and the breaking the rules, he’s missing the bigger picture, he broke trust, friendship and respect of them all, especially Maya Carina and Andy.

Dean last season was spot on about Sullivan selfish behavior and he was pissed about Him, but once again the writers made it all go away with one episode…

It’s a clear pattern of behavior for Sullivan.

It’s more than that, he almost destroyed Station 19 twice and he always had the back up from 19, if it wasn’t for Maya he wouldn’t even be a firefighter any longer, but he seems to have forgotten that…interesting…

For the love of God please don’t do an episode where Sullivan and Carina are trapped together somewhere and he plays the hero once again,in order to be forgiven, I just can’t, I think if the writers want to redeem him, the journey must be longer and he needs to stop with his abrasive behavior and commanding attitude.

But I’d rather him be the villain than the hero, even if I hate when writers do so to a black character, but this is also one of the reason why i think the writers are leaning towards making him the hero and everything is gonna be forgotten, cause he’s a man and that’s what happens…

I think this season main team is “sexism and misogyny” as many ppl said and if they go with that route than Sullivan is totally one of the bad guys, masked as a hero, but I also never really liked how he treated and talked to Andy, he’s just so unlikable and self centered and psychologically and emotionally aggressive.

I hope Maya and Carina completely get rid of him and his shadow and can be happy in their own gay bubble!

Aaaaah remember when asks could only be like 200 characters long?! ;)

I'm not disagreeing with you though. I just don't think Shondaland really is about heroes and villains, they're about the grey in the middle. Good people make mistakes, bad people can do good. It's been like that for 18 years, and it probably will be so for the next 18. Who knows, if this show is gonna be as endless as Grey's, five or ten years from now, Maya might be about to marry Sullivan, after just giving birth to his twins. I'm just kidding of course, but also, you know, not really. Just be prepared. Always be prepared... ;)

[unironicduncanstan]

@alenoah and @icedancerhell did this and ik im definitely going to be cancelled for my taste but explanations below

prince of egypt: oh my gfucking god . bro the music. the ANIMATION. the story too like obviously its based on a religious tale but i mean the way its portrayed and interpreted and how it all comes across was so on point. and did i mention THE FUCKGIN MUSIC dude i would try to sing every song when i was a kid and i think attempting that literally improved my range growing up

shrek: ok when ur a kid literally all u want is to feel mature and cool. shrek was that in an hour and 30 minutes. all the adult humor. and even the shit that would fly over your head somehow still always registered as so funny. every line is burned into my brain bc i watched it so much it was so fuckgin funny and entertaining and the storyline was so depthful and important. shrek for president

sinbad: oh yeah he makes me wanna sin. Bad

rise of the guardians: oooohhg the plot was so cool and intriguing,,, the designs were so unique,,,, also i actually used to. cosplay jack frost when i was a teen osfkjskjfhksdjf i might have like One picture around here somewhere,

over the hedge: every character is perfectly designed and perfectly voiced and the humor was so good. me at like 8 years old watching hammy the squirrel drink coffee and frolic around in a slowed down world was the peak of comedy

madagascar: its just such a classic. another movie where every line is burned into my cerebellum bc i had it on dvd. id say out of this whole list this close to number one. idk where to even begin with how stupidly hilarious it was to me

httyd: lbr who didnt just do a full [lisa simpson face] when you got to the end and hiccup had lost part of a leg. the whole movie had this aura that it was like not tethered down somehow while still being great family friendly media. also im ace sexual and UHH big dragon

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antz: unironically i think it deserves so much more than it gets. the anti war messages are great the designs are cool and it goes back into the shrek maturity territory where they get to say CUSS WORDS. p much my only qualm is that woody allen had to be there 😔😔😔  

shark tale: ok dont cancel me but i really love the plot actually. i mostly love the mafia shark boy that dresses as a dolphin but even the will smith fish crash-and-burn fame hubris thing while annoying at times was rly intriguing. and the designs are the kind of thing that as a kid i loved but as an adult i do. struggle , w ith, a bit, but overall funny and entertaining story

el dorado: the music slaps so fuckgin hard thats another example of me tryna sing cartoon music to an embarrassing degree. also the Colorse . the designs . and the humor osjfsjdf the only downside is just a personal vibe bc the best friend conflict storylines make me anxious sometimes lol

flushed away: oh my god dont at me. some of the characters are so fuckgin annoying and some of the humor is just so much but i rly did like the worldbuilding and storyline. stupid posh ass rat was rly cool actually. also yet another mafia/gang violence plot in childrens media why is that so funny when ur a kid god

spirit: GREAT MUSIC GREAT STORY! i think the way the story goes like, its Better to be told with regular horses and narration rather than talking horses,,,, but my dumb whimsical child ass just didnt latch onto that style as much as the talking animal movies

shrek 2: rly good tbh all the new characters introduced are interesting and entertaining to watch, but i mostly remember it for i need a hero and human shrek. didnt rly hit the same mark as the first :/

httyd 2: another great movie with another great twist but it almost felt like too much at once for my little brain to handle. overloaded me with gay emotion 

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megamind: i love everything it stands for i just never saw it until like a year ago so its not that dear to my heart

kung fu panda: not my style of humor, i saw it once and can hardly remember it but i feel like the plot was wholesome and cute

the croods: so funny and good, ive seen it many times actually. but some of the humor just isnt my thing (its, well, crude, which also took me like 5 yrs to get that joke,)

bee movie: was pleasantly surprised the first time i watched it??? it was pretty good and it did kinda make fun of itself so idk why its so cringe to ppl. barry b benson entertained me unironically

chicken run: i saw it once when i was very young and it just didnt resonate with me also claymation most of my childhood terrified me

wallace and gromit: same as chicken run

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entire never saw it tier: dotn hate me i just dont have a lot of time on my hands. i know i will be oppressed into watching peabody and sherman within the week and i accept the charges

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monsters vs. aliens: someone got it for me on dvd and i hated it so much. its not even that bad its just a me thing like for some reason the part where the lady becomes a giant during her wedding or w/e was just like. the worst nightmare i could imagine i hated it and it made me scared to get married bc i thought that could happen to me. also none of the main cast is charming to me one of thems a bug and i have a bug phobia so i could never rly get thru it im sorry but i coudltn do it

madagascar 2: alex backstory was kinda good but the rest was forgettable for me

madagascar 3: visually kinda cool but. :/// felt really off compared to the previous movies, like an obvious cash grab. i mean who could forget the constant polka dot afro circus song advertisements

shrek 3: again mostly just remember it for the frog dad dying ,,,

shrek 4: i only saw it like 5 months ago for the first time. fiona being a warrior in an alternate timeline or w/e (if that was real and not a fever dream) was the only semi tolerable part for me

penguins of madagascar: the first few minutes with them as babies was cute the rest i physically could not keep my attention on. i dont remember anything else im sorry

[heyyylittlemo]

Ask game

1. Where did you hide the body??

Me: *pause* No, where did you hide the body—

*police stare at me with disbelief*

Me: there’s no—there’s not a single body here—well stop looking at me like that, you’re the cop! You should know! Why are you asking me for! Body? Whaaaaaat. Ahaha.

*cops shake head*

*whispers to my friend* Guys I think I pulled that one off

Police: you know we can hear everything you’re saying

me: 👁👄👁

2. Favorite rock? The 1975. Dominic Fike. Arctic Monkeys. Bad Suns. The killers. Pale Waves. Etc. That good good shit 👌

3. Most aesthetic season? Fall. Love them orange colors. The leaves falling. Though spring is also neat if you have a bunch of flowers bloomin in shit and winter is only aesthetic when it’s snowing. Boring ass summer tho just be heating me up.

4. When texting do u shorten words or spell out? I used to write stuff out all the time mostly but now it’s like half and half bcuz its just faster and nobody got time for it 🤣🤣

5. Vintage stuff? Hell yeah, but maybe not anything too expensive since some old stuff IS hyper expensive.

6. Colors that pop or blend? Not sure I understand what u mean abt them blending ahaha u mean like when they’re so similar to another?? Well I think it’s nice but honestly I prefer a pop and a bang, y’Know?

- At this moment I realized I was answering the last few questions from a completely different ask and felt like a dumbass 😂 anyways the actual number we’re on is three so imma just kickback

3. Worst dream u have ever had? I had sleep paralysis but was imbetween that and a lucid dream. At first I was paralyzed and could see my bed but my eyes felt closed and open at the same time?? A giant dark demon looking dog had towered over me and began to tear at my neck. It looked and felt very real I started to try to scream and it felt like a scream was coming out but no sound exited. Then I went into a lucid dream where I was being chased by this dog and running for my life I was running by and nobody could save me nobody in the dream when it caught up to me I was back in my bed and it was trying to eat me again. I was so terrified I couldn’t sleep for a whole week.

4. Lyric that comes to your mind? “And I don’t think I can be there. I’m paralyzed,I’m terrified of being alone. When you said I deserved what had happened.”

5. Blood make u uncomfortable? Yes, I passed out once when getting my finger pricked and a VERY small blood sample and another when dissecting a fish.

6. Even or odd numbers? Well I like the number 5,7,9, 3 so odd. (Like me 🤣🤣)

7. Something I hate that I love? Anything I’ve ever loved becuz love can be frustrating. Bruh.

8. 1st initial of someone I hate? Hmm...do I hate someone tho? Not that I can think of...

9. *Skipping down the lane* NOPE

10. Corn dogs? It’s funny cuz when I think of corn dogs my mind will always go to when we first moved to our current house because at our initial town we never had Sonic and while we were getting the house fixed up and moving stuff we use to always get Sonic since it was the closest to us most times to eat and that was a bunch of corn dogs and hotdog days 🤣 so thnk u corn dogs for ur service

11. I’m not a huge movie person so...I looked up movies from 2005 and movies Inlike from this time are Brokeback mountain bcuz it’s gay af, Shark Boy and Lava Girl damn I rewatched the shot out of it when I was younger, Narnia and the Chocolate Factory(although it low key creeped me out as a kid, and idk why).

12. Least fav music genre? Most country, most EDM, dubstep, screaming/really hard rock, some pop music, mumble raping.

13. As someone who waits on tables, my job is my least favorite restaurant experience 🤣🤣 just dealing with ppl...like ok, I’m half Hispanic right?? But I look white. Well, I work at a Mexican restaurant and so sometimes racist costumers will say shady shit just bcuz I guess they think it’s appropriate to say it to me just bcuz I’m not Hispanic in their eyes?? But it pisses me off and I feel like I can’t say anything without causing a drama which I hate and when the “costumers always right” it can be hard to budge and stand up and say “bitch wtf did u just say??” And there’s just folks who take things the wrong ways or ask too much at once or give u a hard time or just say something that sticks onto you for the whole day. One bad move can turn my whole day upside down.

14. 3 things never come near me? Cockroaches, Needles, and close mind ppl

15. Worst way to die? With regrets. Something really brutual, random, or where something just happened to go wrong (accident). Being killed by someone u love.

16. Unusual habits? Doing a Michael Jackson esque “hee-hee” after every sneeze I make, being extremely clumsy and making every task 100% more difficult, having the ability to talk as if I have an accent that comes from nowhere in particular just stupidity also I can’t speak my own language half the time 🙃getting words confused or misusing them in a sentence so I sound dumb having a very weird imagination and thoughts, I swear it like I never went to school and don’t know how the world works, plus many many more

17. Clothing style u want? I want to dress in a way that screams who I am and is a blend of both femininity and masculinity. A little vintage. Grunge. Urban maybe?? What do I know abt fashion 🤣🤣

18. Song or artist that deserves more? Dijon, hands down. I love his stuff. He’s like Frank Ocean meets light-singing beautiful lyricist with a more rock vibe?? Hidden gem. I also think Durand Jones & the Indications needs more love along with BadBadNotGood they sound like old-times but are new!! Oh, and Pale Waves is like a female The 1975 and kicks it. Bad Suns is a good alt rock band that no one seems to recognize :,D Toro y Moi too! His song with Flume “The difference “ is a banger!! Kid Cudi is my man when I want a blend of rock and rap. Also Dominic Fike,King Krule, and Roy Blair, who are all amazing!! Ok I need to stop 🛑

Duck I answered the past questions from a different post I’m sorry 😐

17. Emoji never used? There’s a bunch since I reuse the same over and over again. Lmao

18. 3 sentence Gatorade horror story? A faint quiver overtook the small freezer the Gatorade lay in; no one had come by in days, hours, weeks; when was the last time he met the lips of a thirsty body? They’d forgotten about him, as his last sips remained glued to his hollowing entrance. ‘Help, ‘it wanted to say, but it’s frozen lips could not be moved; It’d stay here, die here...just like the rest.” What am I doing with my life 🤣🙏

19. Do u know what an old bay is? A bay that is old? And old ocean? Idk!!!

20. Can u dance? Sometimes I dance when I’m alone but nothing spectral lol

21. What first comes to ur mind when u see ropes? 2 extremes. Sex and death. Hm. Ok. Moving on.

22. Make an obscure reference. “Even a bra couldn’t hold these nipples” *Holds a water gun to chest*

23. Fav balloon color? Pink or yellow.

24. If u were in court would u be innocent or guilty? Depends, what am I in court for 🤣 lmao jk honestly idk bcuz I don’t think I’d wind up in there

25. Are u hungry ? Nope

26. Unlucky number? Hm I don’t think so but I have a lucky number “123”

27. What’s “JMD”stand for? I’m guessing...Jamming my d—- 💀lol jk ahaha why am so dirt

28. Random inside joke? *chirpy squeak* I’m making a double batch of cookies

29. What sends chills up ur spine? Seeing disgust food or smell disgust or talking abt disgust things like gore

30. How many questions are in ur inbox? A pathetic zero ahaha no one want to ask me anything 😂

31. Someone real who scares u. 2 of my ex friends. One when I was 10 said disturbing things and I was kinda forced onto the friendship and everything they said make me fear for others lives...and then a different ex friend who seemed normal at 1st but became both low key psychopath cult leader type stuff and I booed out of there—-.

32. Run or hide? Uhh probably hide because I’d say even if ppl say “u can run but u can’t hide” u CAN just hide! that’s the point of hiding they not find u xD also why not combine them? Hide then run somewhere far away once I got them off the trial.

33. Last person who made u angry? A frickin beetle that flew at me and pinched me in the middle of singing in the shed xD also my autocorrect

34. What’s going on in ur head? I should probably pee soon—

35. Little thing that makes u Smile? A lot of little things bruh.

36. Are u a descisive person?

Not sure.

*pAuse *

Ok, I guess I’m not then 🤣

37. Would ppl say I’m paranoid? Hm maybe about certain things social situations, singing in front of others what ppl think abt me etc etc

38. Store least likely in? Any southern clothes shop, Abercrombie & Finch types shit, lol

39. Do I like hats fave type? Hm not wear many hats but I think they’re cool any type is cool for different ppl and their aesthetici just can’t rock a hat.

40. Bow ties or ties? Don’t really care but now want to see more bow ties

41. Who? You.

42. What? Reading this shit

43. Where? In ur ass

44. When? Now.

45. Why? Not even u know why.

46. How? We all want to know

47. Do u collect anything? Vinyl records.

48. What tome is it? Time to get a watch

49. Fav transportation? My car or walk is possible

50. Would u ever kill someone to save someone? Don’t want to think about that

51. Make a joke. Yo, it’s time to make a joke—so the other day I was working. And I was practicing my Spanish, yes? Anyone whose trying to learn anew language k n o w s that sometimes words can be so close to another u just confuse then! So apparently churros in Spanish is a desert but if u say it more harshly (it literally sounds almost the same) it makes a whole different meaning—diharrea, but like I didn’t know that so I legit just walked up to this person and asked if they would like some shit to eat. So yeah, that was great. Let’s not forget that I mixed up blood, watermelon, and sangria which is a wine. I legit once said I had mixed wine in my vines and another time watermelon 🤣

52. I’m really confused so I skip

53. Would ur dash be confiscated SFW? By dash do u mean this account? Um not 😬

54. Do I like to cuddle? Hell yeah and manhandle ppl all the time it’s my affection

55. What makes u angry? Close minded ppl or ppl who jump too fast to conclusions, strict schedules just dumb stuff that people try to force when I just want to be carefree 😭✌️

56. How many voices are in ur head? 😐

57. Do U consider urself mentally stable? 😐

58. Are u easily offended? Well U just called me mentally unstable and asked it there was voices in my head!!

59. What’s wrong with taking the backstreets? Uhm...

60. Any questions u want ppl to ask u? Nothing in particular but it’s be nice if someone care to ask me something abt me from personal question to my opinions on shit to 19 days fandom related junk 😌

Woooo I’ve finished this game! Thanks to @seiji-amasawa for introducing me to this ^^

[autisticstarseed]

if u could, perhaps, bless us with all the applicable symbols from that fic ask for hvh 👀

ooOoOOOoOO Rub s gay hands togehter omg ty friend 😍;;;;;;

💡 - What was the motivation behind the story?

hHH i hadnt written in 10+ years so when i latched onto this plot idea i just thought itd be a good time to jump the shark and try it again !! i just wanted smth really edgy and depthful bc im emo and the rest kind of snowballed

💎- What was your favorite part?

osdlfksd;lf it’s hard to pick a fav but the drunk scene was definitely the most fun to write at least

⛰️-  What was the hardest part?

THE SCENE WHERE THE GANG IS KIDNAPPED BY ENKI,,,, i debated toning down the violence but in the end i knew where the story was going (and where its still going) and that its gonNA be kinda dark so why hold back now ig

🎭- What was the feeling or mood you were going for?

BITTERSWEET AF,,, sort of just treading the line of ‘hopeful’ and ‘hopeless’ at all times to fully portray the feeling of being at your lowest, but with that classic tss ‘silver linings just around the corner’ kind of undertone

🏟️- Who was your intended audience?

mostly all the adults that watched tss as a kid and felt like spirituaLLY MOVED BY IT cuz i really tried to tap into that Emotion Tee Em we all felt when we found out that zak was [redacted]

🔬- Was there one scene you were building up to/knew you had to get just right?

hHH theres actually a LOT of scenes like that and i think a lot of my general motivation to keep going comes from that ‘WAIT FOR IT WAIT FOR IT’ vibe slkdf:SDF but the Plot Twist tm in the latest chapter was definitely a big’n, and theres a few more of those still to come :^)

🗝️ - What were you thinking when you wrote it?

kjdjFSDs:DF tbh whenever i start really writing, [’im shifting into soup mode’ seinfeld meme voice] im shifting into maladaptive daydreaming mode

🎥- Were there any tv shows, books, or movies that influenced this verse, if any?

:^) devilman crybaby pls forgive me for everytHing

📈- Was there a clear character arch you wanted____ character to go on?

i actually have a short list of what i somewhat consider to be the story arcs in my notes !! mostly just for organization and obvs i wont list the future ones but so far we’ve seen the kushtaka arc, the enki arc, and now we’re in what i call ‘the annunaki’ arc.

🎢- Were there any scenes you were nervous about? For audience reception or otherwise?

ALL OF IT JSHDJSKD, but again a lot of the enki scenes i was worried would be too edgy TM, and the whole annunaki plot as well i was worried might be too ‘out there’ for ppl, but it takes the story exactly where i always wanted it and lines everything up perfectly so i went for it lol. i was also ofc worried if people would like ila or not bc oc but most ppl love her actually which is so 😭❤️

☠️- Did you consider killing off any of the characters? Did you?

8^) [mickey mouse voice] this is a surprise tool that will help us later ,

✉️- Did you title your chapters? What title do you like best?

yes! the next one actually has my favorite chapter title yet, but so far i like ‘so strikes the harpoon’ since its a throwback to the first couple chapters

☀️- Was there symbolism/motifs you worked in?

o every single paragraph is an overly thought out middle school poem im entering in the talent show actually

🎵- Did you have a playlist/piece of music that went with this story?

Yes !! i have HVH insp part 1, Part 2, and an extra one for all those songs that have the vibes but just dont fit enough to make sense in a playlist

📜-Do you want to write something like this again in the future?

probably ! ive learned i definitely like the edgy/darker and emotionally driven stories with ongoing plot, so that trend will almost definitely continue. idk if ill write a dystopia again anytime soon, but i think my future stuff will at least retain that long and heavy vibe

💁- Did readers influence/change any part of this story?

oh yEA like basically i was ready to quit after the very first chapter before it was even written and kinda just got it all out on a whim of motivation but was expecting to flake on it like i tend to do with projects, but the invested response to it was just so uplifting that its what ive been riding on all ten chapters and im so grateful for it :’)))

✏️-Would you go back and change anything if you could?

hHHHHHHH yes and ok this is terrible but i actually tend to avoid re-reading my older chapters until i hAVe to bc i suffer from that sO much ,,, , its just little things like tiny words i wanna change or bits i wanna take out/put in and once or twice ive even caught a mistake or plot hole/smth i forgot to add that i rly do have to go back and edit and i just turn to dust every tim e

⭐- What’s a scene/paragraph you’re proud of?

i really liked the northern lights scene!! it was meant to be a pivotal moment of that ‘bittersweetness’ vibe i was talking abt and it was another one of those scenes i had been planning for a while;;;

“ I think of how much the rest of the family would love this. This isn’t like the moon and the sun, where I can see it and know that even if it looks different, they’ll see the same one soon enough, wherever they are. This reminds me only that I am not with them. It stings. It seems unnatural for something so gentle and natural to appear before us as if we aren’t in complete, total fucking chaos. After all we’ve been through, and the sky still dances. “

📣-What was the best piece of encouragement you got?

AVERY ALL OF UR LIVEBL OGS AND COMMENTS GIV ME SUCH L I FE, ,, ,, CRYIGN CAT FA ce

🔦-Did you learn anything while writing it? About yourself? Writing?

isdfhSDF YEs, part of my hesitation to write came from this thing where i always just assumed there was a wildly high standard of writing in fandom spaces like in original literature spaces, where you had to have like 10+ sentences to a paragraph and you had to describe every tiny detail of a setting and you had to follow every single grammar rule or it was unreadable but like. genuinely its like sculpting with words as long as you have a shape ppl get the idea which is such a weight off my shoulders lol, its still a lot of work but so much fun to know i can to an extent do what i want and ppl actually like it like that. i also learned that like most other writers i have to cause my favs emotional and physical pain,

🎁- Any writing advice for people who want to write something like this?

hhHHHH 1. please do it its so fun just give in to the edge my guy , 2. try to get comfortable re-reading your chapters, for me its like when ppl listen to themselves sing/act but im trying to do better bc its so much more consistent when i keep it fresh in my mind and it also boosts confidence when u can pick out the things u like instead of the things u dont, 3. trying to have at least one scene in mind for each chapter that ur excited to write so u can have motivation to update faster! for me it doesnt have to be smth i think would excite the audience either like it could be the most basic thing but just having an idea of it and knowing i want to see it come to life rly helps me stay on top of it all

TY SM FRIEND THIS WAS SO FUN x x )

[faunusrights]

DIRECTOR'S CUT ON DEEP-DISH REGRET, TOPPED WITH SPITE pls I must know the genius of your mind

this was the ONLY ASK sent in relation to the meme and maybe it’s fitting that this is how i die.

okay so i’m sure i don’t NEED TO but here’s the context for the entire fic in one (1) image. okay. did we all look at it? because that’s it.

WELL OKAY there’s more to this so here we go

so when i first saw this image my first thought i had as to who this would be was blake (because i mean. have you seen blake. what a dumbass) BUT then as i looked for longer i was like ‘yeah but blake doesn’t like the cold. and that’d be cold! and uncomfy. blake wouldn’t do that’. so i was sat there thinking who it might be when i was like ‘oh of course WEISS SCHNEE would have a field day with that shit’, and because i knew i was Right(tm) i started thinking... what sort of situation could Weiss Schnee, top tier bitch and baby shark, end up sleeping in a pizza freezer when it feels like smthng even she would be adamant to do? and w/ the image looking like she rly did just climb in for a nap, i was tryna like. connect the dots of Intent.

so as i sat on this lil egg i figured ‘oh you know what would be funnier? if my big all-time ot3 ended up meeting like this’ and so i figured hey, blake and velvet find weiss in a pizza freezer! and theyre dumb idiots who are gay! and somehow they end up dating! good work brain you’ve really rallied the troops here. EXCEPT AT THE SAME TIME MY BRAIN HAD ALSO BEEN MULLING OVER THE POSSIBILITY OF A HONEY-FRAPP FIC, because this was around the time we developed a shipname (thanks @thegreatersea) for weiss/yang/velvet/blake and i was really hankering to have an excuse to write it. so im sat here, weiss in the freezer, barbecue sauce on my tiddies and i go what if... pizza party!!! yang xiao long LOVES pizza parties!!! because i say so.

so i had my context: yang is turning 20, she’s having a party, blake and velvet need pizza, and weiss is also now an honourary pizza. OH YEAH. IT’S ALL COMIN TOGETHER.

so then i wrote chapter one in a frenzy of like. madness. temporary madness. and i wrote chapter one which we all know and love!!!!!!!!!! and it was pretty easy because the narrative style was a) NUTS and b) FUNNY and basically it was me shitposting with words and i let it get away from me and it was a good time!!! i had a rly good time writing that chapter y’all you can FEEL it.

and then i was done and thought ‘okay well that was stupid lets move on’

but i didnt

and instead a lot of ppl commented on the lil tidbit of weiss just straight up d i s a s s o c i a t i n g and wondered ‘hey whats going on w/ her anyway?’

dont we all want to know

SO I ENDED UP. TRYNA THINK. what WAS weiss doing. why IS she in a freezer. and how can i write weiss actually opening up to people (considering thats her weakest skill of all time, up to and including pretending to be heterosexual) and you know which good egg is rly good at cracking up considerably less good eggs?

yang xiao long

nobody else

SO THEN I WROTE CHAPTER 2, THE PARTY, IN WHICH WEISS TELLS US WHY SHE’S IN THE PIZZA FREEZER. NICE. and that was even BETTER because i do love college au and we had COCO there and there was some PUBLIC BDSM and RUBY WASNT EVEN THERE (BECAUSE SHE WAS RAIDING) and it was ALSO very fun very funnee to write and then i was like ‘oh okay im done here now!’

wrong

very wrong

wrongest

BECAUSE THEN i was like ‘but i did wanna do honey frapp and this is like the closest ive gotten so why not. keep going.’

and now we’re five chapters in and im in hell BECAUSE I DONT ACTUALLY. HAVE A PLOT. LMAO. ALL BECAUSE WEISS WOULD BE THE BITCH TO SLEEP IN A PIZZA FREEZER.

for all in tights and porpoises, i do enjoy writing the fic, but its REALLY HARD to do that when i dont. actually know where we’re going haha. and the fic is becoming less funny as weiss descends further into hell so i have to actually put on my game face to follow this thru BUT. BUT I SWEAR. IT WILL END ONE DAY.

just as soon as i also figure out the new plot for frapp logs v2 lmao bye

so yeah thats deep-dish regret which i named not for weiss but for my own personal vibes yr welcome sluts

[summerbummin]

Class 1A&B Fusion Headcanons

Yaoyorozu and Kendou Fusion: Momokendou

• mom friend

• will drag classmates away by the ear when they're doing stupid shit

• "Monoma for heavens sake-"

• teachers love them

• gets headaches from having their hair in a ponytail all day (and bc of their troublesome children classmates)

• drinks relaxing tea at the end of the day while listening to classical music

• was this close to grabbing bakugou and washing out his mouth with soap

• feminism increases 20% in their presence

• polite but will not hesitate to kick your ass 

• they would never step on you bc they're too nice but if they did you'd thank them

~

Monoma and Shinsou Fusion: Monoshin (Shinsou isn’t tech in class a or b yet but shhh)

• ambitious af

• will not hesitate to use you as a stepping stool

• "who needs flashy when you can be deadly instead?"

• *scoffs at class 1a* idiots

• their smile is hella unnerving

• choked by Aziawa's scarf on the daily

• cheats at board games

• everyone knows they cheat but no one can prove it

• they're the definition of that one post abt how "being gay is being totally narcisstic one second and then depressed and self-loathing in the next"

• doesn't know how to talk to people, they bluff their way through all social interactions and can come across as asshole-ish

• "dude did you even sleep" "hahaha sleep is for the weak"

• tests stress them out so they stay up all night studying and in the morning they be a zombie

• will glare at you with deadened eyes as they obnoxiously slurp their 7th cup of coffee that hour

•they're a brat

~

Tetsutetsu and Kirishima Fusion: Tetsukiri

• BRO

• gym rat

• uses way too much axe body spray

• [sees a shark] gasp brother?

• wears tacky tank tops that say things like "suns out guns out" and "I flexed and the sleeves fell off"

• slurps protein shakes out do gogurts for the aesthetic

• isn't aware of the notion of an indoor voice

• when they get excited they jump up in the air and scream

• have nearly deafened their classmates who have stronger hearing (jirou, shoji, etc)

• customary greeting is a hug but it's not always appreciated

• they're always sweaty bc they're working out constantly

• "bro do you even lift?"

• Fitbit count is higher than All Might's

~

Tokoyami and Kuroiro Fusion: Lord of the Eternal Night (they insisted to be called that, ppl call them "Night" for short):

• "what a mad banquet of darkness"

• wears black in July and is still surprised when they pass out from heat stroke

• single tear rolls down their face as they listen to black parade

• plays animal crossing

• wanna recruit Midoriya for their shadow cult after seeing his new black whip power

• "come to the dark side we have cookies"

• edgelord

• plays pranks on people but no one even suspects its them and they snicker quietly as someone else gets blamed

• people watcher

• speaks like some old timey oracle come to deliver a world altering prophecy

• "whatcha doing this weekend?" "bathing in the abyss" "cool"

• takes naps in trees

• "I am the night, shadows are the only thing I crave " "I don't care, eat your vegetables" "yes ma'am" (is talking to Yaomomo and Kendou fusion lol)

•sits in the dark and hisses when someone turns on a light switch

• "fake friends would cry at my funeral, true friends would know that I want to be dead and rejoice"

• A+ goth solidarity

• the fact that they still have school on Halloween is an unforgivable injustice

•will munch on birdseed with a deadpan expression and stare down the person that dares to try and speak to a primidoral deity such as themselves

~

I got a little carried away with the hcs for my edgy bois Tokoyami and Kuroiro ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[inspiringwhilerespiring]

Yall know i love this survey shit<3

1. List 5 things you want to do before the year ends.

-finish 5 books

-lose 20 lbs

-produce more art

-travel out of the state & country

-heal my heart and love myself a lil more

2. What color are your pants?

not wearing any

3. Favorite motivational quote.

damn, there’s A L O T. prob something simple and to the point. I like “proud, but never satisfied” and “the distance between your dreams and reality is called action”

4. When was the last time you drank coffee?

yesterday; got a new french press for christmas<3

5. What was the last thing you ate?

lmao the weirdest shit. hot cheetos, some hummus, and a bar

6. Favorite animal.

soo many; always been fascinated by sharks. Elephants are up there too.

7. Favorite song.

currently anything Kid Cudi - he soothes my soul

8. Last movie you watched?

National Lampoon family vacation I think?

9. Any turn ons?

of course; im one of those gay people who gets turned on by having an emotional connection first and foremost; but if were strictly talking physical shit - any neck action is sexy af. or just taking breaks to make eye contact.

10. Any turn offs?

bad breath lol and just being a dick in general or inconsiderate

11. List 4 big words off of the top of your head.

cognizant; superfluous; compelling; anguished

12. What are some meaningful movies?

First ones that come to my mind that left an impact or a meaningful message are Shawshank Redemption, Avatar, Wall-E (lol), Forest Gump

13. 2 most important people in your life right now?

Myself honestly 

14. What are 3 things you want to do before the month ends?

Find a desk, order a blender, and form a morning routine

15. When was the last time you read a good book?

Currently reading Michelle Obama’s -Becoming; before that I read the Alchemist and it was good

16. How long do you study for usually, if you study?

I don’t

17. Do you have any nicknames?

Pollo, Hayls

18. Favorite kind of perfume? (fruity, alluring, etc.)

Viva la Juicy, but honestly all of them - been sticking to essential oils or all natural shit lately - anything with Amber is good.

19. Do you have any international friends / friends who live out of state?

yes<3

20. What is something unique that you do every single day?

lol shower? I dont really do anything special i dont think?

21. If there was a movie based on your life, what would it be called?

“Becoming” lol because I feel like I am always growing and changing and adapting and learning and ill never just be one thing

22. When was the last time you bought a gift for someone?

Recently - christmas time

23. Are you a shopaholic?

no - but i just got an amazon prime account and thats game changer fa real

24. What are some songs that always make you feel better?

Love - Kid Cudi, 

25. List 3 activities that you can only enjoy by yourself.

Sitting in the tub (otherwise that shit is too crowded lmao)

Reading a good book

Masturbating prob?

26. If you could live in any biome (and survive) which biome would you live in?

Tropical island

27. How do you like being roused in the morning?

cuddles and soft music (prob reggae) and if i aint got shit to do a bluntttt fam

28. How was your day? What did you do?

it was ok - fighting some inner demons lately and feeling really low :/ but i got a little bit done so im giving myself a break

29. What did your last text message say?

“bye”

30. Do you respond to texts quickly?

depends on who it is lol

31. Who was the last person you called?

my mom

32. List 5 things that are on your wish list.

i wanna learn another language

I wish to be able to see more things change for the better in our world

i wish to skydive

i wish to live in another country for a while

and i wish to love myself

33. If you were famous, what do you think you would be famous for?

maybe being a host of a talk show lol

34. Winter or summer?

both

35. What is a quality that all people should have?

empathy

36. If you could have a large collection of one item, what would that item be?

my inner white girl and materialistic ass says shoes - but idk i think it would also be cool to have a collection of books or photographs - ya know that sentimental shit i be on

37. What have you been thinking about lately?

wow so much - a lot of reflecting honestly about who i have been and how i’ve treated others and how i am trying to change myself - so ironically enough, i’ve also been thinking about the future and trying to focus on who i want to be and where i want to be

38. What is the secret to a happy life?

taking it day by day im sure

39. What are some phrases you say often?

“nice” lol to my clients a lot

40. Favorite food?

lately its been asian - like thai and vietnamese. fuck now i want some dumplings and curry and egg rollllz

41. List 3 wishes.

already fuckin diiiiiddd fam

42. What are some of your greatest fears?

memory loss, dying, losing others

43. What is the last thing you downloaded onto your computer?

idk whats app prob

44. Most beautiful thing you’ve ever seen (in real life)? 

machu picchu

45. Spicy food:Like or dislike? 

LOVE

46. Scary movies:Like or dislike?

Depends

47. Do you like to travel?

Do you know me lol

48. Any regrets?

yeah always, but i try to live my life without any and honestly id never go back and change em

49. Do you like rain?

obsessed; fav weather actually

50. What do you spend most of your money on?

food

51. Would you rather visit the past or the future?

past bc im a sentimental person; future is exciting and i like surprises and the unknown and dreaming about that shit - id rather not know.

52. Favorite clothing store?

depends - urban outfitters is my style but i like goodwill just as much

53. What is the best advice you can give to those who are feeling down?

this too shall pass

54. How often do you think about your future? Does it scare you?

honestly not often enough, i try not to over think things or it tends to give me anxiety. why worry about things that are far out of our control? I just take shit day by day

55. What angers you the most?

ignorance. and rude ass people. when someone isnt being genuine

56. When was the last time you got majorly angry?

yesterday

57. When was the last time you got really sad?

today

58. Are you good at lying?

im sure everyone is to some degree

59. What foreign language would you like to learn?

spanish

60. How many languages can you speak and what are they?

just one - semi fluent in spanish

61. How often do you go to parties? If you don’t, what do you do instead?

lol 

62. What books do you plan to read this year?

not sure! I have a couple but we shall see

63. Do you have breakfast every morning?

yes i try to - its my fav meal

64. Tell us a secret.

then it wouldnt be a secret

65. How many concerts have you been to?

a few

66. Last hug?

wasnt long enough

67. Who knows you better than anyone else?

myself

68. Baths or showers?

ooooooh damn, depends

69. Do you think you’re ambitious?

i could be a little more

70. What song is stuck in your head?

lmaooo wake up in the sky by gucci mane and bruno - thats been my shit lately

71. Countries you’ve visited?

Peru, Canada, Mexico, Costa Rica, Jamaica, Caymans, Philippines

72. What do you most value in your friends?

Communication and laughter

73. What helps you to sleep better?

putting my got dang phone away from me

74. What is the most money you have ever held in your hand?

prob like 2 grand or some shit

75. What makes you nervous?

when i over book myself or take too much on and have a lot on my plate - so time management i suppose

76. What is the best advice you’ve ever been given?

to live in the present moment; and to take care of myself 

77. Is it easier to forgive or forget?

forgive for sure - i dont really ever forget

78. First mobile phone?

ayyy a flip phone and it was see thru and lit up and had a walkie talkie!

79. Strangest dream?

lmao ew no im so ashamed

80. Best dream?

flying or something

81. Who is the smartest person you know?

my grandpa it seems

82. Who is the prettiest person on tumblr?

idk

83. Do you miss anyone right now?

very much, always

84. Who do you love? Why?

everyone, because life is too damn short for hate

85. Do you like sharing?

yeah lol bc i expect ppl to share w me in return

86. What was the last picture you took with your phone?

idk actually

87. Is there a reason behind everything that happens?

yeah id like to think so

88. Favorite genre of music?

i was raised on hip hop so i feel like that is my go to but honestly i love reggae, alternative, a lil bit of electro chill shit, R&B, oldies, jazz, anything 

89. If you had one word to describe yourself, what would it be?

Understanding

90. Describe your life in 5 words.

roller coaster. fun. emotional. loving. growth.

91. Describe the world in 4 words.

crazy. beautiful. strong. vast.

92. Craziest thing you’ve ever done?

skinny dip?

93. First three songs in your favorite playlist?

cocaine model - zhu

is this love - bob marley

tadow - masego

94. Are you more creative or logical?

def without a doubt 100% creative/emotional/empath/sensative/does things based on feelings rather than reason type person lmao

95. Would you rather lie or hurt someone with the truth?

truth always

96. What are you most proud of?

my ability to communicate and understand people

97. What personality trait do you admire in other people?

strength/humility 

98. When you imagine yourself as really, really relaxed and happy, what are you doing?

smoking a fat ass blunt doing yoga on a sunny day while its 68 degrees out and im on a beach 

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Felt Relationship Time

Backing up here from the discord development session

He's as as spiteful as he is patient (and lazy). And can be as charming as he can be lewd. It mostly depends on his mood. He definitely has seen all of you naked before (past trails make that very easy). Full on voyeur and tries taking more or less sneaky photos of nude or uncomfy situations, and will let you know just for kicks to make you uncomfortable. That part may have actually mellowed a little over the years, but he may still try to provoke you or creep you out when the situation allows for it. That said, if he feels personally slighted (LOOKING AT YOU ITCHY, and also Die maybe, and Fin still a tiny bit. And oh, hi Droog.), he will not let you live it down until he feels he got proper retribution. He MAY forgive, but he'll never forget. And he will get his payback.

Besides that, he has a very quiet lifestyle. Loves to read books, build ships, loves to listen to music, dance and sing, has a slight compulsion with the number three. His job speciality is breakins, espionage and extortion. Assassination at times. He's not one to get kicks out of murder or violence (unless it's Droog), it's just a necessary evil and part of the job to him. Yay for being dead inside!

He actually despises Scratch, LE and the Felt as an institution. But he has deep loyalty for his fellow Felts (even if some of them regularly get his goat) and would do almost everything for them, short of dying for them (exception are Nepeta and Fin). They're his only home and family and he'll fight tooth and nail to protect them.

He has a healthy dose of respect for Snowman (actually, it would be healthy to have a little more), and while he lowkey dislikes any authority, he also realizes she's just as much an experiment and stuck in servitude, even if in different ways, so he also has some sympathies for her.

Percy (06/💀)Today at 9:33 PM

Die: Can I have any teeth and or nails you lose along the way

rooty (03/Dave)Today at 9:33 PM

Trace: Yeah sure

01 - They were surely closer back when Trace was more of a rowdy teenager himself. While Trace may still find him entertaining at times, they grew apart a bunch, and various conflicts between him, Die, Fin and Itchy certainly didn't help.   While he recognizes that Itchy has a few issues ™ , he'll not even try to get into it. Whatever Die may manage to do or not, Trace couldn't even do half as much and he got his hands full with his own two messes.

02 - Gotta need a lot more development on this front, but Trace enjoys both Doze's laid-back and no care attitude as well as his foul mouth. Also, soft tummy and tattoos. Hell yeah.

03 - He's lowkey highkey very narcistic. Because I forgot to mention that above: Additionally to being a voyeur, he also has exhibitionist uh.. tendencies. You've probably seen him naked around the hallways on his way from his room to the bath or back. He don't care. Also enjoys getting frisky in public, showing off in some nice lingerie, and definitely did it his own past trail before.

Homosexual Shark (05/CD)Today at 9:39 PM

ppl: fuck urself trace >:O trace: 8) 3 steps ahead of u

04 - So much headaches. He likes Clover. Really enjoys and respects him. Just as much as he shakes his head about him and is regularly disappointed. He's slowly trying to figure out how Clover ticks, with mixed successes. Certainly doesn't like Clover being so open and flirty with the Crew, but whatcha gonna do. Also shares a bunch of interests with him, and Clover is just generally easy to talk to. Most of the time. 

pixel~! (04/Dualscar)Today at 9:48 PM

> slowly trying to figure out how clover ticks good fucking luck youre probably one of the only people who can do it

05 - The love of his life, and likewise his biggest headache. These two have been at it since they were teens, first butting heads, later butting butts, though they only actually confessed their feelings for each other like what? Three, four years ago? (I.e. Trace punched Fin in a wave of m!a-induced overboiling emotions and then told him he loves him.) They had a very gay marriage a year-ish ago after the timeline broke apart and back together a few times.  Also, they've always had a very outwards flirty/open-ish (but also very jealousy-laden) relationship before becoming official, but only after Fin cheating with Itchy under the influence of drugs and Fin and Nepeta crushing on each other, they started working out something more open with rules I think. (If only Fin wasn't such a hot-and-cold type).

06 - It's complicated ™ . Die is so very much fun to provoke. He doesn't really enjoy the needle pain, but it's so satisfying to know it worked. But also he respects Die a lot, for being one of the more reasonable members of the Felt (most of the times), and there's good conversations to be had. But also he hurt Fin and that's definitely still on his mind, but Trace doesn't feel like poking that hornet's nest again anytime soon. But also it's so tempting to spook him and creep him out. P.S. Re: 06 - Die is also a very attractive man. Can't resist checking out that butt.

Percy (06/💀)Today at 9:56 PM

Die: I-- hm. -Presses knuckles to mouth :///T-

07 - ... 

08 - As mentioned above, he respects her, and he definitely adores her more as a boss than Scratch ever could be. He also has some sympathies for her (after all she was the Queen of Derse, now serving some human raisin and his mob), though he's fairly certain she doesn't need that. She is terrifying, yes, but rarely unfairly so. He's glad that Fin turned down the insolence that gets him hurt. He generally tries to stay on her good side, as long as she's willing to tolerate his excentricities

09 - He does great work, both in medicine and tailoring. He keeps them all safe, and taught Trace some of the basic necessities. Probably got a few lingerie requests from Trace. But you'll have to order Trace down personally if you ever want to fix up his coat or suits. He deeply respects Stitch. For now. If he ever heard about the romancing Droog, he would feel deeply personally insulted and betrayed, for all that has happened between him, Nepeta and Droog before. If he heard that Stitch gave away information to Stitch, all trust would be broken. You're a god damn old desperate fool and Droog is playing you like a fiddle. You're endangering all of us. Except probably Scratch who will be perfectly safe and fine. Good job.

10 - where u

11 - it could be so beautiful

12 - yeah okay

13 - Sweet summer child. Biscuits deserves to be anywhere else but in the Felt. He doesn't have a lot of common ground with Biscuits, but he admires how well Biscuits does for all he does and feels and fears. Keep it up, soft cookie boy. He's not as perplexed by the oven and some others may be. It's just a weird tool. The timeline has literally exploded before. Much surprise. So shocking.

14 - potentiallly too trigger happy, can probably stay away

15 - Fin stop trying to bang the big guy

00 - That motherfucker. What a tool. He hates Scratch. But he also learned to have a good amount of respect for Scratch and his methods. That won't stop Trace from testing the boundaries again and again. He has actually lost most of his fear for any punishment (most fear that remains is what Scratch could do to the other), but he still tries to be careful to not risk any. He'll follow Scratch's orders just fine. He may not always like it, but he does his job well, damn it. Partially because he hopes it helps dodging any other less favorable assignments.

Damara - What did she just say. No reallly, didn't understand it.

Handy - Oh sweet ram queen. Frankly, Trace respects and adores her, but he doesn't commonly associate her with more than chores and cooking. He knows she can be dangerous somehow, but he hasn't seen much of that yet. He also usually doesn't get to talk much with her. But he knows she can see and speak with ghosts (and she helped him contact and make peace with his dead lil brother).

LE - He can stay wherever he's at.

Caliborn - Same hat. He's loud, rude, and just looks exhausting.

Nepeta - Sweet sweet sweetpeta. His beloved moirail. Met her when he accidentially almost drowned her in a river, and bought her sushi to make up for it. It took him a while to really figure out the details of what a moirallegiance is like, but he's got it as good as a human could now. He loves her a lot, even if she can give him as much of a headache as Fin sometimes. (She also helps with dealing with them though.)  He really didn't want her to join the Felt, for all the danger, pain, Droogs and Scratches. But he's also glad she did and is around so much now. He'd love to say he'll do anything to protect her, but he knows she can kick anyone's ass at least 3 times better than he ever could. They especially share their passions for 3s, watching people, and seafood.

[sweetheartdyke]

was tagged by @80slesbian ! gonna answer some questions

nickname: i don’t really have one :/

gender: cis gal

star sign: virgo bb

height: like 4’11 ish? so close to 5’?? but like not???

sexuality: Lesbian!

hogwarts house: ravenclaw

fav animal: cats n sharks n fishies n moose

average hours of sleep: anywhere from like 6 to 12+ it just depends on how depressed i am

dogs or cats: ugh i LOVE cats but i’m p allergic so dogs ig

number of blankets u sleep with: just one big comforter

dream trip: would love to go be gay in greece

dream job: this is a loaded question bc i’m about to start college and don’t know what the fuck i’m doing but ideally i’d wanna be a writer or work with writing at some capacity so like editing or publishing or something. i’d also love to work with lgbt youth/women in lgbt/women’s spaces whatever that looks like in the future. if we wanna get really idealistic, i’d like to write lesbian poetry on a cute little lesbian farm with my lesbian wife and own a bookstore that’s also probably lesbian.

favorite songs of the week: been listening to a lot of florence + the machine lately so i’d recommend the high as hope album as a whole but specifically the end of love. god is a woman - ariana grande. 1950 - king princess. cherry wine cover - jasmine thompson. in my feelings - drake (how heterosexual local of me). go long - joanna newsom. kod remix - wynne.

things u find comforting: my cat, tv shows, books, journaling, candles, vinyl records

idk who to tag and i don’t wanna tag ppl who have already been tagged so just do this if u want to and ignore this if u don’t give a shit!

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Hej hej 😏 4,6,15,19,28,29,30,37,56,73,80,134 malo više njih odjednom al uživaj👉👉

Awww hvala 💙 4. 3 things I love. Sunflowers, cats, vanilla pudding. 6. 4 turns off? Chewing with open mouth, being an asshole... Idk man. 15. Favourite quote? Don't really have one. 19. What am I listening to right now? Tegan and Sara - I Know I Know I Know 28. Favourite movie? How To Train Your Dragon 1 & 2. 29. Favourite song? Awful Things by Lil Peep ft. Lil Tracy and Something Good by alt-J. 30. Favourite band? PVRIS, MUNA and Tegan and Sara 37. Tattoos and piercing I want. Tattoos: Lugia I drew, one other drawing I made about sea, sharks, a cactus, sunflowers and something gay. Piercings: Eyebrow and two lip rings. 56. If I could meet anyone on this earth, who would it be? Friends Ivy, @gorkipelin , @gay-programmer aaaand probably ppl from my fav bands. 73. Is there anything pink in 10 feet from me? Yeah, a pencil sharpener, some books and a letter. 80. What is my favourite word? Gay, fuck, damn, pasmater (yes I am very polite). 134. What do I want for my birthday? Uhhhhh Max. But you're probably asking so you know what to get me sooo a pink hoodie/ t-shirt or just something gay n cute.