#genderswapped nations

[alfiely-art]

Flirting

[lucishell]

"welcome to lou and lilou's magic show" or smth

[badbutsadgirlwithed]

I edited a female version of Ozai (part 2)🔥

I'm considering doing this with the entire Fire family members. Thoughts?

Also HOT DAMN! Say what you want about Ozai but no one can deny that he's a total dilf😭

Naturally, his female version had to be a milf as well..

The original photo:

Here's a collage to make the comparison clear

[rabiosass]

Genderswapped zucest,,,,,,little brother Azulon creeping on his big sister Zuka.......

This would be so insane though...i could totally picture azulon having a deranged fantasy of bringing back zuka to the fire nation [after crossroads of destiny in canon] so that they can get married and he can be half of the most powerful couple ruling the whole world under the glory of the fire nation.

[toto-the-cactus]

Go check my most popular (and less popular) works

Changing Tides (One Piece)

AO3 | Fanfiction

A genderswap AU where Luffy is a girl and that basically changes nothing within the plot except that a few idiots fall in love with Luffy. The story varies from each POV to give the chance at how everyone reacts to this new Straw Hat but the adventures we all know are still there, with some little side stories to give some dynamic each chapter. (Zoro x Luffy, Law x Luffy, Eustass x Luffy)

Romance, Hurt/Comfort, Adventure Status: Unfinished (7/?) Word Count: 20,313 Slow Updates

To See You Go Far (Naruto x One Piece)

AO3 | Fanfiction

Sakura reincarnates/transmigrates after she decides to sacrifice her life to finally defeat Kaguya. She ends up as the older sister of three rascals and with no nation to belong to or a purpose, the pinkette set sails to find her new path in life while rooting for her brothers' dreams.

No Romance Centered, Hurt/Comfort, Adventure Status: Unfinished (8/?) Word Count: 26,022 Slow Updates

To Fear Silence (SCP x Jujutsu Kaisen)

AO3

A reader-insert story where you, dear reader, are a runaway SCP with an imposible to explain Regenerative Adaptation and Resurrecting Replication thanks to a traumatic event when you were only 13 years old. Technically, you manage to escape the ever watching eyes of The Foundation by crossing an anomalous door that transports you to a different dimension where you settle down for a normal life... until Dr. Alto Clef crashes down your little illusion and introduces you to a whole new world of curses and sorcerers. (Nanami x Reader, minor Gojo x Reader. Reader is referred as female)

Romance, Horror, Body Horror, Action Status: Unfinished (5/?) Word Count: 18,768 Slow Updates

Enjoy!

[leanuponmybar]

OK LONDON CAST ANNOUNCED SO I HAVE THOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUGHTS

Butch Lesbian Greaseball?

AMAZING 100% CAN'T WAIT IM SCREAMING IM IN LOVE I CANNOT WAIT TO SEE HER SLAY

Return of Tassita? I'm excited. Before now, Tassita hasn't seen the light of day, only appearing in the 2017 Workshop before the 2018 rewrites. We'll see what this character looks and acts like. Hopefully, they'll have an actual personality but we'll see.

About the casting of a male identifying actor as Tassita, I'm not sure how I feel about it. The coaches have always been ladies. When Volta and Wrench were covered by guys, the coaches and Joule were the only girls in the show pre-2018. I bet that Benz (First Cast Tassita) and all of the other Tassita covers will definitely do an awesome job and totally slay on stage, but I don't know how to feel about the genderswapped!Tassita. This may be just me and my tism brain but idk. I wish all the Tassita's an amazing run and to break all of the legs once it opens! (ofc not literally)

A Rusty and Pearl of color? Amazing. It's awesome that we're back to having a black Rusty since the role was originated by a black actor in London. Ray Shell, the original Rusty, has said multiple times that he's very thankful for getting to lead a West End show as a black performer and I love that this brings Rusty to his roots. Similarly with Pearl. There have been first cast Pearls of Color and covers of color before but they've been a tragic rarity. Ofc the queen Reva Rice originating the role on Broadway is continuing to do an awesome job on the Bochum stage. I cannot wait for these two to step into the skates of these iconic characters!

Overall, I'm cautiously excited. In general, I feel like the show is mixing the 2018 changes and some of the changes introduced in the 2017 Workshop. As for the new characters, we'll see more about them closer to opening night.

Now, to speculate. I feel like characters like Orange Flash and Grey Wolf may be racers or new Nationals of some kind. It's not new to add new Nationals so those names sound more flashy while characters like Porter and Lumber may be additional freight. Seeing context clues, Lumber might be some kind of wood transportation car ( i dont know the official name for it)

Well, what do you think? Do you like these changes? Do you not? Do you like the cast?

[ryuichirou]

Replies

A bunch of shorter ones today, but first!

We posted two top-centric hc lists yesterday, and I somehow completely forgot to mention Jack in either of them 🥳 I am so sorry to Jack Nation and to the goodest of boys himself, so at the end of this post there are hcs about him on both of the yesterday’s topics… (I’ll also add them to the respective posts, obviously)

This weird oopsie aside, here are the replies:

feverish-dove asked:

THANK YOUUUUUUUU♥️ i don’t think you realize how happy that made me. i love speedpaints but when an artist takes the time to break down what they did so i dont have to try (and usually fail) to do so myself it just goes brrrrrrr<3 im soooooo happy rn. you and katsu are awesome

You are so very welcome!! ♥️

I am very happy that the post was useful and any of my explanations were cohesive enough to understand something. And I really love talking about my art process, so thank you for your question!

Anonymous asked:

I just wanna say i'm in love with genderswap twst headcanons and arts... Thank you for sharing a full course meal-

You’re very welcome, Anon! I am super happy that you’re enjoying these. Like I’ve already said, drawing and writing these are a treat and a national holiday for me lol

Anonymous asked:

I’ll break Idia, you say? Well, I did always want to wreck him… 😏

Anonymous asked:

You can't tell me what to do 😠

I'm swallowing your art whole as you speak

Anons are misbehaving… Anons are getting wild 😳 breaking Idia left and right and not chewing stuff properly!

I love the chaos.

Anonymous asked:

I also have an Idia plush and he’s cheeked up.

His clothes sold out though so he’s naked. I put a Nagito jacket on him to hide his shame i.e. his butt.

Damn Anon this is even better though. Imagine Idia with a Nagito jacket barely covering his naked body. This image is doing something with my brain.

Anonymous asked:

HELP do you have any thoughts on azurido??? its been on my mind since i saw Floyd say Azul (probably) wouldnt mind keeping him as a pet for winter (?) break

Indeed, Anon, here is the tag!

Oh we love that line from Floyd lol This whole scene happens so fast and feeds us with so much stuff that it takes time to process.

Azul absolutely wouldn’t mind keeping him as a pet… it’s upsetting that Riddle probably wouldn’t be much of a help at the Lounge (the main reason for Azul to keep pets lol) but knowing how much Riddle’s existence wounds Azul’s precious ego? He would get super smug with Riddle temporarily being his lap cat. Or a little chihuahua.

Anonymous asked:

I’m not sure why but I would love the idea of Epel talking about how girls are weak and then getting his butt handed to him by a girl in Magical Shift. The competitive, tomboy in me would be grinning like a maniac.

Epel absolutely needs to have a girl kick his ass, and it’s weird that he even needs this to happen to realise that “girly” doesn’t mean “weak”; just look at his meemaw and how scary she can get. I’m sure Epel’s mom isn’t any better lol

Anonymous asked:

I had a sudden thoughts last night

So coway au

But it's just Riddle riding Floyd in a cowboy outfit

Thoughts? 👀👀👀

Anonymous asked:

yeehaw 🤠

I wonder… if you two are the same Anon… maybe not. Maybe we just mentally entered a saloon somehow and now I am a sheriff.

To answer the first Anon, this would be insanely hot, and I feel like if Riddle is drunk out of his mind enough, he could do that. He wouldn’t succeed though, because riding a horse is one thing, but riding Floyd while being completely drunk is totally different lol But it’s the attempt that counts. Floyd is going to be very entertained either way. Or annoyed, you never know with him.

Alright, so JackJack hcs.

strap hcs for fem tops or if they even use them lol.

Jack could’ve been very good at it if someone made her use it, but I feel like she thinks that this is too obscene of a thing to do. It’s not like she’s prudish, but wearing a strap is a bit too far for her. Even though someone would probably look at her and think that it looked very good on her…

Based on that one post about the bottoms getting creamed up inside how would the tops react if their partners are demanding/begging for them to cum inside them?

Jack – he is probably the type to start thinking about pulling out when he starts to feel his knot growing, you know, being responsible and stuff, but if he hears his partner begging or demanding him to cum inside, his brain would shut down completely and he would go even deeper than before and fill his partner to the brim :( He would be very embarrassed of himself afterwards.

[mthofferings]

iam93percentstardust

See iam93percentstardust’s existing works here and here.

Preferred contact methods: Email: iam93percentstardust@gmail.com Tumblr: iam93percentstardust Discord: iam93percentstardust Twitter: im93prcntstrdst

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Will create works that contain: Happy endings, angst with a happy ending, fluff, smut, established relationship, getting together, mutual pining, team as family, slice of life, friends to lovers, most AUs, omegaverse dynamics, dark characters

Will not create works that contain: Incest, MCU-compliant after Age of Ultron, Hogwarts AU, high school AU, alcoholism/drug abuse, kid fic, major character death, noncon, graphic depictions of torture, sick fic, genderswap, hanahaki disease, character/ship bashing, hurt no comfort, mpreg, unhappy endings, homophobia, bathroom kinks

  -- Fic or Other Writing --

Auction ID: 1063

Will create works for the following relationships: Steve Rogers/Tony Stark - MCU

Work Description: I’m offering a 15k to 20k fic that I can begin work on in early 2024. It will most likely take me around 2-6 months depending on the length of the fic and how busy my school/work schedule is. I’m happy to include background relationships, preferably platonic but we can discuss romantic as well. I work well with specific prompts but don’t mind working with something more open-ended. I also have a list of works that I’ve been thinking about writing if you’re not sure about what you’d like to prompt. While I prefer to write bottom/sub/omega Tony, I am open to discussion. Please feel free to contact me with any questions about prompts, ship dynamics, or AUs.

Ratings: Gen, Teen, Mature, Explicit

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[zizz-asdf-re-r-o-u]

NU:Carnival Gambler's Paradise Event Review/Analysis

Warning for spoilers! (Note: This was written before Rusted Nation event came out, so some of the gore/assault stuff I talk about is missing)

Ok so I'm technically new to playing Nu Carnival (as in, since Sunburst Festival), so I can only compare it to Sunburst Festival, Misty Vale, and the reruns since Sunburst Festival. But I thought I'd share my thoughts on why the Gambler's Paradise event was so good.

As a disclaimer: I'm not into fluffy stories and personally prefer horror, gore, action, and ofc smut. So if that stuff ain't your cup of tea, then what I'm saying are positive things, may not be your thing. I'm also a lesbian so I'm not playing this game with the intention of self inserting myself to be banged by the guys. I can only think in terms of the quality of the sex and story compared to other porn games I've played. 

The story/sex:

One thing many people have said about NU:Carnival, is that its a gay porn game, but with "an actually good story and good characters". However, if we look at it realistically in terms of what most players can afford, then it's more like a gacha turn-based RPG, with a few porn scenes locked away. With the exception of the 1st opening scene, in all the main storyline chapters, there is no sex, unless you pull for character cards. At most, we occasionally get characters talking about their sexual exploits and Chimes of Darkness event had an off-screen orgy. Naturally, this is still a gacha game and the H scenes will never be available for free. 

But in Gambler's paradise, a very taboo sexual crime (vore) is what kicks off the plot, characters are deliberately flirty for plot reasons, a magical cock ring is what solves the day, and so on. It's a very horny event, mixing porn with plot and that's what I think makes a good porn game. A porn game shouldn't be censored or fluffy- it should have horny first, and then to elevate it from being just a bad cliched average porn game, it could also have a good plot. 

The SSRs:

I personally think SSR Aster & Morvay battle stats kind of suck, so we'll just ignore that. Instead, their SSR designs are very good. I do really miss femboy twink Aster, but full form Aster is not bad and actually made me notice/appreciate twink Aster more. Morvay, however, is standout because he doesn't have illogical gravity-defying skintight clothes and has fatty pecs. All the big titty guys (including Morvay SR/R/N) in NU:Carnival have perky tight muscular pectorals. But SSR Morvay? His are borderline sagging! To everyone who complains that there is are no fat guys in Nuca- first up its a porn game so it'll never happen, but SSR Morvay is the closest we can get to so far. Nuca's other claim to fame is the clothing damage. I don't have every card so I'm not sure if any other cards have it, but I think Aster & Morvay might be the 1st SSRs with visible marks on their bodies (kisses, handprints, rope, etc). 

As for the rooms- I did look up kink stats for all rooms, and I gotta say- Aster & Morvay have THE most creative H scenes in the entire game so far. Nuca is actually kind of vanilla if we think about it, and they BROUGHT the kinky shit. Most other porn games have more far extreme (or stupidly ridiculous >_> ) stuff than these 2 rooms, so Nuca is finally starting to catch up. 

I would like to bring extra attention to Aster though. I've read a lot of BL manga, I've played a tiny number BL games, watched many more BL game Let's plays/livestreams, and have researched many titles/looked at many people's recommendations, so I think i know a decent number of titles. At this point in history, there are absolutely 0 transguys that have sex in BL (not including "magical MTF  genderswapping" that hentai/anime is known for). There's also 0 use of strapons in smutty BL. We've also still haven't seen Aster naked or directly using his junk into/with someone else. Yes there's mention of Aster's "rod" & something gushing/leaking behind Eiden's back in his SR room, but we don't see it, there's no "orgasm splashing sound" that Nuca's H scenes are known for, and Aster's VA is also not orgasm-moaning/screaming during it. 

Several other tumblrs have already speculated that Aster might be trans and reddit has speculated that Aster might be ace spectrum/sex repulsed.  So Aster might be the 1st male character in all of explicit East Asian BL to use a strapon, possibly trans, and possibly on the ace spectrum. Also also- Aster's a shapeshifter, he can probably make a dick appear & reappear at will! And transguys can also do packing! There is just so much evidence it can't be just coincidences. I think that's SO cool. 

The gameplay: Unfortunately, the battles were the same as any other NU:Carnival battle. Nothing novel about this.

The gore/horror/assault:

This is the point where MOST people will disagree and turn away, so trigger warnings for everything. And just cause I enjoy the horror, does not mean that everyone needs to. It's valid for someone feel uncomfortable/horrified by it, but also you should not yuck my yum. Like I mentioned, I'm not into gay porn to pretend I'm being banged by guys.

Anyways, NU:Carnival, is a mostly vanilla gay porn game, so there's only horror *sometimes*, and it's usually just fighting/killing, psychological manipulation, or Kuya. Well, Gambler's Paradise opens up with serial killing and vore. We also "see" onscreen sexual mutilation, onscreen sexual assault, murder, and Aster & Morvay technically cannibalize Leroy. (They're familiars, Leroy is a familiar, so cannibalism?) Depending on how you interpret Aster & Morvay's relationship, you could view Morvay's room 5 H scene to be Aster assaulting Morvay too. Note that all the violence and stuff is still limited by the mobile game animation format, so the animation isn't great, but the text and SFX communicates the horror well enough.

Now, there are actually a LOT of horror BL visual novels/games with sex and most of them are high quality horror compared to NU:Carnival. However, one thing NU:Carnival offers is it's signature self-awareness, genre-saviness, and the opportunity to do sexy comedy horror. And ofc, since it's a regularly updated online gacha game, that means it has the time to be relevant and to experiment and try out different genres, so if this event isn't for you, there is the main story and other events that could suit your taste. Gambler's Paradise takes what it's best at, takes the risks & opportunities its' genre can offer, and makes it unexpectedly fun. (Except the whole gacha/pulling/price shenanigans, and ).

[frogblast-the-ventcore]

As requested by @thediam0ndt, the list of Frogblast's headcanon Ace Combat AU major characters (in order by game release date). Genderswaps abound:

Phoenix: cis/female/aro-ace

Nemo: Genderfluid-genderqueer-enby/pan

Mobius 1: cis/female/bi (additional notes: married to Yellow 4 post-war)

Cipher: cis/male/gay (additional notes: furry)

Pixy: cis/male/pan (additional notes: married post war, had a son, who became Osean fighter pilot 'Tabloid')

Blaze: enby/pan (additional notes: married to Nagase post-war)

Nagase: cis/female/pan (additional notes: aeromorph fetish enjoyer (she was really into the Arkbird after all...; married to Blaze post-war)

Bartlet: cis/male/bi

Chopper: cis/male/bi

Grimm: cis/male/pan

Snow: cis/male/straight

Talisman: cis/female/bi

Trigger: cis/female/lesbian (additional notes: full name and titles: Countess Anamaria von Hartmann; country of origin: Belka; DoB: 06/06/1995; place of birth: Stier Castle (family estate); confirmed furry; involved with Rosa Cosette d'Elise by several years after the Lighthouse War)

Count: cis/male/graph straight (additional notes: dating Huxian post-war)

Huxian: cis/female/straight (additional notes: dating Count post-war)

Jager: cis/male/straight (additional notes: married, with one child)

Mihaly: cis/male/gay

Hugin: Genderfluid-genderqueer-enby/omni

Munin: Genderfluid-genderqueer-enby/omni

Monarch: transfemme/enby/pan

Prez: cis/female/poly

Diplomat: cis/male/pan (additional notes: married to Comic)

Comic: cis/female/bi (additional notes: married to Diplomat)

Crimson 1: cis/male/gay

K-9A Driver: cis/male/straight

K-9A Eye-Tee: cis/female/straight

K-9B Bookie: cis/male/pan

K-9C Cobb: enby/straight

K-9D Brick: cis/male/gay

Additional notes on this AU below the cut:

* Some of the aircraft flown by certain squadrons got upgraded from earlier models to the newest and best versions available, assuming the nation is either the originator of said variant, or IMO able to afford it monetarily and diplomatically

* includes fanon names for many characters not given full names

* McKinsey's first name is Dick (in canon we know it starts with a D), and I cannot be convinced otherwise

* a new LRSSG squadron has been made (Gorgon) to fit the reassigned Spares (Alexander "Tabloid" Foulke is squadron lead, members include Avril, Full Band, High Roller, and other former Spares

* all squadrons are now properly 12 aircraft, though most of the members do get the "generic Spare" treatment bc I cannot be bothered to fill up 36 spaces on a TO&E, even for the LRSSG). Rage and Scream, old friends of Trigger's, had their contract bought out by Trigger herself and now fly with the group.

* many cool fanon skins have been turned into full squadrons

* Brownie lives and becomes squadron leader after Knocker bites it being dumb and trying to fight Mihaly (who properly ignored two retreating aircraft openly broadcasting that they were doing so)

* Razgriz is here! It consists of Blaze (proper name I made up for him: Daemon Nacht), Bartlett (now married to his Yuke spy waifu), Chopper (who landed in the river, and still listens to Blurry) and Grimm (who remains as extremely competent as ever). They now fly F-14

* OMC and OANG squadrons get some love!

* Labarthe lives, and unites a lot of the Erusean Conservatives into a functional faction that properly allies with the Oseans. Shilage's independence claim is respected, and so Mihaly doesn't get shot down and gets to fight alongside Trigger

* Some of the named Aces show up (pulled from an excellent mod on Nexus that created actual assault records for the enemy aces from 7; the Su-47 from Cape Rainy, an EASA test pilot; the F/A-18 from Faceless Soldier; now an EASA field coordinator for a whole Hornet/Flanker drone squadron, has a Copro unit as a backseater like Mihaly, named "Copine"; the MiG-21 ace from the first mission returns to head a squadron that all use Su-35s, except for him: Silber vibes); the Mirage ace from Stonehenge shows up as the leader of Erusea's demonstration team that got swept up into actual combat; the Su-35 ace from the night Anchorhead mission is retconned into a Conservative ex-noble who stays alive.

* Many named squadrons survive/get reconstituted as they would in actual wartime.

* Yellow Squadron is here! Yellow 4 didn't act dumb and stayed behind after getting guerilla-bombed in AC04, so she leads the Yellows now. She and Mobius got along so well after the war that they got married. Her name is Algerian-based and her callsign is the French word for "catgirl" bc some Yellow 13 concept art had a catgirl on his flight jacket.

* Rosa gets Royal Guards now, some flying F-15EX and some flying X-02S. They are very competent, despite their ceremonial functions and fancy white-and-orange Erusean rose paintjobs.

* An Erusean intelligence/internal security squadron called "Polonium" works with the LRSSG in taking out the Alicorn

* The Alicorn has an anti-mutiny occur during the events of SP03, and doesn't get sunk, goes on to form a naval dream with the Marigold and the Eminent Domain. Torres gets to rant about "crisp white sheets" in a jail cell.

* The Erusean cowboy F-4 pilots from SP01 get to stick around since they weren't TGTs in that mission, and they were fun as hell

* The one poor MiG-31 with all the "mechanical issues" from SP01 and SP02 ends up leading the squadron by virtue of being the only one still alive, which may or may not be one of the squadrons that did the Erusean side of the satellite oopsie via ASAT missiles (like the MiG-31 can carry IRL)

* Nuclear ordnance is considered as a backup to Stonehenge in taking out the Arsenal Birds. Luckily Railgun Mommy McOnie gets Stonehenge working as in canon (and without randomly using civilians as surveyors)

* Lots of countries represented in an actual multinational IUN set up! Yukes! Belkans! Ustio! Emmeria! Estovakia! Cascadia! The Federation!

[rimouskis]

if you like podcasts, you should check out the podcast "three books, one plot!" it's a twilight podcast where the hosts go through Twilight _and_ the Edward PoV book _and_ the genderswap book together and analyze all of them. it's very funny! and there's a lot of discussion of what (public and private) twilight fandom meant/means to all of their guests :)

midnight sun is a national treasure and proves meyer should have gotten into action and horror fiction. life and death is a travesty and deeply funny as it's her attempt to prove twilight isn't sexist and instead it makes it MORE sexist. I will be listening to this podcast immediately

[stiltonbasket]

i've noticed that you're fond of gender-swap fics, but they're...a certain flavor of genderswap? Especially in the fem!wangxian au, since there are social limitations for the female characters but it's not about suffering under patriarchy either?

The fem!wangxian AU (aka Flowers in the Palace) has a theme of women living on their own terms in a way that seems to follow social conventions, but goes against them under the surface. This is because most of the "harem" cast (i.e., Lan Xichen, Jiang Yanli, and Wangxian) grew up in families that chose not to uphold traditional gender roles; but when marriage enters the picture, all four women are forced to leave their natal families and make their way in a strictly gendered world.

For fem!Lan Xichen, her marriage isn't the issue: but her role as Empress comes with the expectation of obedience to the Emperor, managing a harem to foster political harmony, and raising sons who will either a) inherit the Emperor's seat or b) hold high-ranking positions in the army. Personally, Nie Mingjue expects none of these things from her, but the stability of the nation partially depends on how well Lan Xichen can play her part. Eventually, she chooses to follow her own path and gives up all pretense of wifely piety with Nie Mingjue's full support.

Lan Wangji's struggle mostly concerns Wei Wuxian, as it did in canon: for while men are allowed to have same-sex marriages, provided that they have brothers/cousins to carry on the family line, marriages between two women are completely unheard of. Thus, Lan Wangji is forced to keep her feelings hidden until Jin Zixun pursues Wei Wuxian against her will, driving away her other suitors and leaving Nie Mingjue as her only viable option. Before this happened, Lan Wangji spent years coming to terms with the fact that Wei Wuxian would marry and have her own children with someone else.

On the other hand, Jiang Yanli's turning point in the series comes when she decides to raise Jin Ling on her own terms instead of giving his paternal family a say in his upbringing. She decides that she wants to have full custody of her child and educate him as she sees fit; and by choosing to do so, goes against the Jin clan's wishes as well as her own family.

Wei Wuxian's story is much shorter, but her refusal to enter a loveless marriage or let the Jiang clan suffer on her behalf leads her straight to Lan Wangji. Initially, her only two options after JZXun proposes are a) save herself from marrying a man she hates, or b) protect her family from ruin - and in true Wei Wuxian fashion, she manages to do both.

[badbutsadgirlwithed]

Female Ozai edit🔥

At this point, she just looks like an older Azula😭

[eleanorfenyxwrites]

FTH 2024

Fandom Trumps Hate bidding is live as of today and this feels like a good time to tell y'all that I'm offering two gift works this year! I had to skip last year as I had just way too much going on, and while I guess technically I'm still just as busy I really missed writing as much last year so I'm prioritizing it now. But anyway - my offerings! Here's the link to my offering page itself if you'd like to look there or think about donating, but for the full breakdown (and a bit of explanation) click the readmore 😌

So as I said I'm offering two works this year, one 5-10k words and the other 10-20k words. The minimum bid for the smaller fic is $5 and for the longer one it's $15. My ships/tags/special interests/etc. are the same for both, and for those of you who are familiar with what I write I'm sure you can guess what they are lol but I'll put it all here anyway!

Ships I will write (and they are listed in order of personal preference for writing): 3zun (or any pairing within it), Wangxian, Chengqing, Xuanli, Junior Quartet

Especially interested in: Fix-its, AU's (specifics can be discussed), Canon Divergence, Slice of Life, Fluff, Angst with Comfort, Smut, Gender Fuckery™, Rule 63/Cisswap

Ships I don't want to write: SongXueXiao or any pairing involving Su She, Wen Chao, Wen Xu, or Jin Guangshan.

Unwilling to address: Angst with No Comfort, Bathroom Kinks, Underage, Rape (I can make exceptions at my discretion depending on context)

Other notes: I can be fairly flexible! I've worked before with a bidder who wanted an extra written for one of their own stories, I can write requested extras or missing scenes for any of my existing stories/universes, or we can come up with something completely new. I prefer specific prompts, but please allow me some wiggle-room for my own interpretations, we're working on this as a team!

Special interests: F/F ships, Poly ships, Genderswap/genderbending, Canonically trans or nonbinary characters, Trans or nonbinary interpretations of canon characters

This year I've chosen to select specific charities I'd like donations to go towards, and I chose ones that take international donations and that focus their efforts on people of color, children/youths, and LGBTQ+ issues.

Organizations this auction benefits:

In Our Own Voice ["...lifting up the voices of Black women leaders at the national and regional levels in our fight to secure Reproductive Justice for all women, girls, and gender-expansive individuals..."]

Middle East Children's Alliance ["...organization working for the rights and the well-being of children in the Middle East...They are currently responding to the Gaza crisis with medical supplies and emergency assistance for displaced families."]

Never Again Action ["A Jewish-led mobilization against the persecution, detention, and deportation of immigrants in the United States, NAA takes on campaigns against detention centers and ICE training programs, and organizes mutual aid and deportation defense."]

Sherlock's Homes Foundation ["...provides housing, employment opportunities, and a loving support system for homeless LGBTQ+ young adults so that they can live fearlessly as their authentic selves..."]

And that's it really! I'm really excited to be doing FTH again, I loved it the first time and I love feeling like this ridiculous hobby does some material good in the world in a way that's a bit more targeted and magnified than the writing usually does on its own. Financial contributions to good causes isn't something I've been capable of managing in a very long time, but I can spend my time writing a thank you gift for those who can and do ❤

[danpuff-ao3]

Top 5 LEAST Read (or kudos) Fics

I was tagged by @lumosatnight here and @greenmegsnoham here for a tag game for National Author's Day! Tis a tad late, but oh well!

I've written so much and there are many fics that are near to my heart that never got the attention I had hoped for them! For this, I looked at the bottom 20 fics sorted by hits and kudos and picked my favorites out of there. I tried to exclude anything newer, since their stats could improve with time (though some of them I don't really expect to.) (Looking at you, dead dove monstrosity and kinky lady love fic.)

Anyway, time to give a little love to my lesser loved babies!

Haunted

Harry/Severus. Rated T. 1k. Mystery & angst.

Harry Potter haunts Spinner's End.

Take Heed, Dear Heart

Harry/Severus (or: Holly/Severine). Rated M. 3k. Dark. Genderswap.

Are you willing to die for the one you love? Are you willing to kill for them?

Close Enough

Harry/Severus. Severus/other. Rated E. 1k. Sex work. Unrequited love. Open ending.

He likes them best as poor substitutions.

Play Me the Classics

Draco/Kingsley. Rated E. 4k. First time. Married Kingco.

Draco and Kingsley spend their wedding night in Paris.

The Knudhavn Conspiracy

Cho/Luna. Rated T. 6k.

Cho never saw herself investigating conspiracy theories in Sweden or falling for strange girls, but part of growing up is letting go of childhood dreams and chasing new ones.

Tagging 5: @silvereye5 @writcraft @perverse-idyll @likelightinglass @onbeinganangel (but no pressure!)

[blondiest]

Have you thought of F Matt x M Halle? How would the dynamic change in your opinion.

i have not thought much about this, mostly because when i genderswap a m/f ship, i usually just make it f/f. i don't, like... completely hate the idea of F Matt x M Halle, but there are a few things that make it less appealing to me than non-swap or sapphic-swap:

the age difference and the fact that Halle is substantially stronger and more capable than Matt is, imo, a bit less fun in a F Matt x M Halle setup. obviously even in the non-swap setup there's a bit of a power imbalance there, but i think some of it is evened out by the gender dynamics at play in canonverse. i feel like the power imbalance is too stark in this swapped configuration.

i do HC Matt as bisexual, but i tend to see Matt as more attracted to women than men, regardless of whether or not Matt's gender is swapped. this is a little different than my view on Mello's sexuality [who i think of as bisexual with a preference for the same sex and an inclination towards somewhat androgynous partners]

that being said, if someone wrote a F Matt x M Halle fic, i would read it. we're starving out here in hallematt nation.