anyone here follow YouTuber drama?
if no, a mid-30s OG YouTuber who's been making obnoxious cringe content for over a decade has had a bunch of weird shit dragged into the light recently including but not limited to being in group chats with her 11-15 year old fans where she talked about her sex life and vented about her divorce, performed a skit live on stage that involved inviting a 9 year old to stick his hand down her pants, and recruiting her underage fans to try and dig up dirt on/harass a 17 year old ex-fan who made a video about her behavior. she said nothing for three weeks and then put out a 10-minute long response video where, I am not kidding you, she played a fucking ukulele and sang a written and rehearsed song about how everyone on the internet was being mean to her and lying about her.
the chorus calls it the "toxic gossip train", and one of the lines is "the only thing I've ever groomed are my two persian cats, I'm not a groomer, I'm just a loser."
to those who do follow youtuber drama, Colleen apparently put up the song for purchase and has started copyright striking videos that used it. I want to make bets on what batshit fuckery she'll do next but honestly I'm still trying to process the ukulele
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hahaha super high up exec is gonna come in on friday and im not gonna be here bc fridays are my day off
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my mom texted me to tell me that my hair better look “normal” before the next time I see her and her parents so I booked a haircut with my barber for the day before I think I’ll have her shave a design in it this time and touch up the green 🥰
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When I was a kid one of my moms would call her period "moon time" or "her monthlies" or shit like that and my other mom straight up stealthed it, but when I'm a dad I think I'm gonna go straight down the middle and call it Werewolf Week. Like sorry kids, dad can't roughouse right now, it's Werewolf Week
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I feel, personally, like not enough people focus on the fact that in this iconic big tiddy moment
Falin is. Splattering someone’s brain on the pavement like a fine ragù.
Splat.
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Sir, I hope you have your will updated and notarized.
Episode 53 Part 21
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Season 1, Season 2, Season 3, Season 4, Season 5
Ep 41, Ep 42, Ep 43, Ep 44 Ep 45, Ep 46, Ep 47, Ep 48, Intermission, Ep 49, Ep 50, Ep 51, Ep 52
Bonus:
I broke myself to give Koki Marina and Vesperia Space versions even though I hate power ups. They're for emergencies only! Like chasing Miraculous thieves! And getting to the hospital at the speed of sound!
(I couldn't leave Fox Trot out though!)
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The VAs for Jax and Zooble are at my local con, so I whipped these up real quick and gave em these as offerings, they said they liked em! <3
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i am (the rhythm of) the night
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legit kind of sad about the my lady jane cancellation. it just really sucks to be living in an era of television where it feels like you can't get invested in anything new and interesting without constantly fearing that it's going to get yanked away from you and unceremoniously cancelled
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S: when the light caught your hair, for a moment, you seemed her perfect likeness.
M: whose likeness?
S: why, Lady Galadriel's, of course.
THE RINGS OF POWER
S1.E8 ∙ Alloyed
S2.E5 ∙ Halls of Stone
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Lady Gotham and Phantom are friends- Lady Gotham and Phantom are coworkers/friendly to a degree with each other- Lady Gotham sees Phantom as her child adjacent blah blah blah
Consider the funnier option:
*Lady Gotham and Danny fucking hate each other.*
Danny takes two steps into the city and he can feel the city physically vibrating she wants him gone so badly. Unfortunately for her, Danny is a teenager that fought god (pariah dark) once and on a principle doesn’t listen to authority.
Just give me two city-spirits having the absolute worst beef with each other for no reason whatsoever.
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i dont think we talk enough about how popular merlin is with the ladies. like, this boy got gwen - the everyone has a crush on her gwen - to kiss him in the span of four episodes. he got morgana's "he's a lover" approval in less than three. he had freya falling for him in less than two days. mary saw him for less than a minute and insulted the prince of camelot to his face. he and mithian had basically the same or even more chemistry that she had with arthur, who was set to marry her. and then he has a quintessential anime meet cute "i bumped into you and helped you pick your things up from the floor" on the first episode of season 5 with sefa
forget lancelot being a knight in shining armour, hot rugged gwaine, hunk percival, loyal swordsman elyan, leon being leon, or literally any other bachelor including arthur "every woman in the land is attracted to this boy! i'm almost attracted to him myself" pendragon. ladies see merlin and immediately label him as marriage material
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tea (2)
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