#get roasted

[m0thxy]

party poison? more like gay

[xx-grin-xx]

ROASTED

[sassykinzonline]

im kinda glad we dont have western psychiatry in konoha because i would have drop kicked shikamaru after hearing him go on and on about how women are inferior, get called out on it, then go "sorry i have aspergers" like the redditor he is

[spooky-chainsaw-princess]

What you need is an older man that wants it as much as you do, and knows so many ways that you've never heard of!

Omg buddy, thanks for a reason to laugh this morning 😂😂😂

Trust me, your dick isn’t some sort of magical stick that can fix all of my problems 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

So many ways I’ve never heard about? Who do you think I am?

Seriously, I almost snorted my coffee this morning.

Im so sick of guys that are my real dad’s age trying to hit on me. Late thirties is my personal limit for dating. Don’t think just because you’re older you know better. I’ve dated men in their forties and had them wrapped around my little finger.

[biggestdev]

The Bored Ape Eye searing event is even funner than you think it is

You may have seen some news recently, if you keep up with the nft space crashing and burning. The Bored Ape nft guys held a big concert in China where germicidial UV lights were put up instead of normal blacklights, causing eye injuries and skin damage.

That in it's own is goddamn hilarious, but what's even funnier is WHERE the harmful lights were! One of my fave youtubers, Big Clive, has an opinion. He's techie dude, I don't know his actual job, but some of his "on the road" videos suggest he's some kind of backstage electrician/lighting guy for big events like this. Anyway, he released a video where he breaks down each type of stage light used at the event:

He's fairly confident all the stage lighting/dj table is all proper blacklights or LED lights. As funny as it is to imagine, it's not likely that everyone stared awestruck at the stage as their eyeballs slowly started to smoke.

Instead, he suspect they were installed here:

The pictures he shows are of a photo-op booth off in the corner of the event space somewhere, with a weird "swamp-beach" asthetic, and toilets gussied up to look like they're covered in slime (is that a theme for bored ape stuff? Gross). He's pretty confident the light tubes used to ring the booth are the eye-searing UVC lights in question. Skip to about 6:20 in the video to hear his justifications, but i suggest watching the whole thing, it's pretty apparent he knows his stuff about lights, and imo has a captivating presentation.

I just think this makes the whole thing 100x funnier. Get punished for taking your shitty photo booth pic at the shitty monkey jpeg party, by being roasted online AND in real life! Funniest shit imaginable.

[aredeemantagonist]

this AI low key just roasted me

Chara: "Sherlock I'm being threatened with a fucking gun." Sherlock: "I solved the case. This is no longer my problem."

[eurosleaz]

❛ how's the wine? ❜

sadie doesn't make an effort to hide the distant evident on her face. she knows stories-- well, mostly what percy's told her. still, she's able to put context clues together. her fingers grasp harder around the stem of the wine glass, prepared to throw it if the situation calls for it.

" it's not good. you spent too much money on something that tastes like swill. i'm pretty sure i've had things not made legally that taste better than this. i've always heard money can't buy taste, so it's actually great to get confirmation on that. "

@feliicis

[thisissoulsapparently]

You look like you get oneshot by a dude with a longsword at SL1.

[twisted-moose]

I am extremely attracted to men with permanent bags under their eyes. You’re a sleepy little guy huh? Bet that dick is legendary

[egophiliac]

C'MON TO THE THEATER!

I love these guys so much. forget NRC, I want to attend their terrible disaster school for disaster children that might actually be plastered on top of the smoking remains of an actively sinking ship. I may or may not actually learn anything, but I will have the time of my life.

[thepillarsofmarsandvenus]

kabru: "God, I hope this doesn't awaken something in me."

[willow-lark]

SHE MET THE FATE OF A PINECONE

[hotdogmchiggin]

I guess DARE wasn’t a thing in Goron City

[diabolichare]

Is this courtship?

Danny is going to Gotham for his scholarship.

Good news! There's another halfa in the city, and he seems to be a good guy. Bad news: the nearest path to his university is through that halfta's haunt. He could take the long way around, but the costs would be more than his budget can handle, and he'd like to avoid dealing with a pissed-off Red Hood.

Hopefully the offerings will be enough to sate his annoyance (and help maybe, god that man has the most malnourished core he's ever seen).

Jason is getting incredibly confused over the strange gift baskets that keep appearing on his patrol routes.

[twistedappletree]

mfw i’m only 16 and have single-handedly made several of the most powerful cultivators cry simply by calling them stupid and telling a few “yo mama” jokes without any repercussions from the elders of my own clan who let me do/say whatever the hell i want because they’ve given up on trying to stop me

[tenrosedyke]

I love Logan being in his pathetic little depressed cunt era. Like yeah thats right. your kids all hate you and fucked off like you told them to and they were the only people that challenged you and now you're stuck in room after room of people who cater to your every whim and are too afraid to even crack a joke at your expense. you got everything you wanted and now you're dealing with the consequences. BITCH