#girl behavior

[scythe-array-a]

good evening to women who love cooking and sometimes accidentally cut their fingers off and serve the food anyway, women who could not care less about cooking but put their own bone marrow in the soup on purpose, women who burn an onion in the bottom of a pot then add water and vegetables and boil it until it mostly tastes like water then add salt so it tastes like salt, women who have never seen a salad before in their lives and eat it one leaf at a time, women who want some conversation during dinner, women who are cannibals, women who are cannibals but have standards about it, women who would rather eat sand and marker caps than actual food, women who think eating breakfast is sexy, women who have a threesome with god on the dinner table, and women who make mush for their adult roommates and call it 'num-nums for baby'

[wyrm-of-wood]

“Your crops will fail this year if you don’t sacrifice 2 goats to the Gods!”

Said while seeing the rainbow and about to pass out from lack of oxygen.

Girl Behavior! <3

[mongeese]

i can't leave this website because where else can i say that i daydream about being able to tear someone's throat out with my teeth

[valtsv]

always remember the Final Girl Code:

- do it alone

- do it scared

- do it with a knife in your hand if you have to

[livingisboring]

[disgustedlyscattereddd]

headphones aren't enough. i need the song to stab me in the chest

[lonepower]

yes i Am paying real money to make you all look at our new dog. we've had her for 3 hours and if anything happened to her I'd kill everyone in this room and then myself. her name is Tater Tot

[thecatcrew]

I…don’t think that’s possible right now…

[girlnut]

"boys will be boys" yeah boys will whine like a pup in heat while their pretty cock gets edged and overstimulated by a pretty girl over n over again until they cant take it anymore. boys will be boys though

[oldbutchdaniel]

one must wonder if any of the american actors attending the BAFTAs tonight know any of the david tennant and michael sheen lore. like do they know that what they’re witnessing is an intricate ritual beyond anything they themselves have ever imagined

[maddenplayer2006]

too tired to clean but i’m cataloging my vinyl on discogs lol

[clownsuu]

I would kill for some human Bill and Ford drawing together in your artstyle (I really want to see what a non cartoon Ford looks like in it!)

My golly they are silly lookin JDHDHDHD

Also extra doodle of ya boy, it was kinda tricky to somehow get him in my style, but a need regardless

[technically-human]

Girl things

[dungeonclown]

Fig drops out and starts hanging out at the Compass Points with Ayda and Aelwyn.

She’s trying to impress Mary Ann and gets them both Quokki Pets.

They both immediately become addicted to Quokki Pets.

Ayda and Mary Ann become an autistic maelstrom and fight their way to the highest ranks. They are unstoppable. Royalty on the Quokki Pets forums with achievement ranks so high that they unlock avatars and badges that no one else has achieved. The developers need to make more ranks to accommodate them.

Aelwyn tanks the Quokki Pets economy and starts manipulating the real-currency market to make a killing off of trading Quokki Coins.

Fig has one level 1 Quokki Pet named Quanda Shilda and she hasn’t been fed in weeks. Quanda is dying.

[70-nn-13]

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