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losersclublol · 1 year
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If there’s one thing I’m sure of, it’s that time is a fucking circle
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starsoftheeye · 5 days
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TMAGP Live Reaction - Ep 13
This probably won't be a regular thing since I usually listen to the new episodes on my way home from school, but I wanted to do it today and no-one can stop me
Pre-Episode
Aw this dedication is so nice, reminds me of how I used to sign off on social media when I was younger
Pre-Statement
omg samcelia date samcelia date
they're so cute omg
"she also said that you dont know how cute you are" alice dyer youre not fooling anyone
i wanna hear what this interaction sounded like between alice and celia
"nobody, i'm mysterious" this isnt gonna come back to haunt us im sure
omg samcelia dating reveal already
JACKS HER SON OMG
"wild couple of years after i moved here" does this mean that celias way of coping with being dropped in a different universe was to just fuck... iconic
either that or jack got brought along with her and shes just covering it up. or jack has some mysterious origins that we dont know about
omg a horror protagonists with loving, alive parents wow
i was not expecting sam to be this relatable oh no
sam :(
oh no an "incident"
alice :(
i love celia just being "i know we're on a date and thats great and all but what do you think about the Horrors"
ofc you know theyre real you lived through the apocalypse
ah hello lena and gwen
ah gwen is learning about the consequences of delivering a random address to a living mr blobby knockoff
ooh are we gonna get some exposition
yes we are
these are our Fears i presume
you work in the government responsible for discarding peoples experiences and traumas gwen you werent exactly one of the good guys to begin with
guys i dont think shes gonna sort it
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hold music?? hello?? do we recognise this voice?? needles??
i cannot understand what the name of this company is but i do not like them
the autoresponder sounds so cunty who are they i must know
oooh a scottish guy we love a scottish guy
"i pay your wages" sounding ass. telling the autoresponder that youre the highest investor in a gambling app isnt the flex you think it is dude
i think if a website that directly involves the handling of your money does "weird background checks" and has a "janky interface", staying is less of a feat of loyalty and more a feat of stupidity
oh this guy does nfts for sure
are you allowed to blame the warning you didnt listen to for the consequences?
oh his friends suck too
damn all jokes aside i feel bad for this dude
ohhh so is this like the dice where things can only get so good before they go terribly? or is it like a "when your life gets bad your money goes up" thing
ah its the second option
tbf if its not against the law its not against the law
this guy is the definition of "20 pounds is 20 pounds"
suddenly i dont feel as sorry for this guy
i have a sneaking suspicion that this guy did not get his money
oh nevermind
OOOOOOH NEVERMIND THAT NEVERMIND
huh
HUH
DID THEY SEND A CREATURE TO GET HIM WHAT
Post-Statement
Alice!!
Ooooh he got pished
Alice really out here dissing every kind of date I've ever been on
oh no :(
sam no :(
sam apologise please
shes right tho youre in the wrong place if you don't want weird
alice :(
this is why a polycule would fix everything
alice i love you
sam i love you but you deserved that
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imsparky2002 · 10 months
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Mirrorverse Crossover - Rose
As the second day of meetings began, everyone could feel an increase of tension in the air. The dinner had not been pleasant to say the least, and the heroic students prayed that today would be even a sliver more peaceful. However, when Fairy GodBro saw who was next on the list to meet, he knew that things were bound to heat up again.
“I’m hopin’ today will be a little calmer. It’s great that we’ve all had time to get a good night’s sleep.” TiAlya said. Fairy GodBro just patted his girlfriend on the back. “Let’s hope so, tadpole.” he replied. The Mad King just scoffed at this.
“Oh pish posh! I want to see more chaos and bloodshed!” He said eagerly, giggling as his darling Poison King stroked his hair.
Inside the meeting room, Roselle awkwardly cleared her throat. “So... it’s clear that we didn’t exactly hit it off last night.” she admitted. The Queen of Candy just rolled her eyes. “Yeah, no kidding! You’re all such goody-goods it makes me sick!” QRC jeered. “You made that clear.” Roselle said quickly, before deciding to make an attempt at finding something in common with this tyrant.
“But I thought we could find some common ground to stand on. What about Juleka? She's lovely, isn't she?“
QRC got a lovestruck look in her eyes, humming with joy as she heard her darling’s name. “Yeah….my thorny is just incredible! So wicked, so powerful, and the most beautiful woman in the world!” she gushed. “Excluding the first part, I could say the same thing about my Jules!” Roselle agreed. “She's just so kind, so humble, and so elegantly dark. She lit up my life!”
The villain pretended to gag upon hearing this. “How sweet! Well, we both know that if it came down to it, my JuJu would burn your little beasty to a crisp!” she bragged. Both Juleficent and Julebeast watched from outside.
“Can't you villains agree with us for one simple thing?” Julebeast muttered. “Why must she resort to violence?” The Mistress of Evil just gave her counterpart a smug smile. “Because we are superior in every way, and it’s the only way you heroes seem to acknowledge that!” Juleficent sneered.
Meanwhile, Roselle decided she had enough of being soft with this girl. “Look, I really just want to have a simple pleasant conversation with you. Can we at the very least agree that our Julekas are the best thing to happen to us?” she asked. QRC pouted and reluctantly nodded her head. “Fine, whatever.” she groaned.
“Well, what about hobbies?” Roselle asked. “Besides killing and racing. For me, it’s reading.” The Queen paused and thought about it for a second, before getting a little smile. “Well…I guess I also have a thing for decorating! Mostly pink and candy, of course!” QRC chirped. For the first time, Roselle found herself nodding and smiling in agreement. “Ooh! That's nice! Pink's a good color. Does your Jules ever help you?“
Juleficent nodded happily. “Yep!” QRC beamed. “One of my favorite things to decorate are her horns!” The Mistress of Evil was giving an uncharacteristically shy blush. 
“My beloved queen is the only one who knows how to decorate to my liking.” she cooed. Julebeast smiled at her. “Hey, Rose decorates mine as well. See? We do have stuff in common!” Julebeast replied. Juleficent frowned once again, looking ashamed to admit she was correct. “I suppose so.” she muttered. All of a sudden, QRC got a wicked grin.
“Well, I know there's one thing we don't have in common. I could kick your ass in a race. In fact, that's what I'll do! I challenge you to a Sugar Rush match!” QRC shouted, pointing a finger dramatically at her heroic counterpart. Roselle just blinked for a second, and smiled.
“Sure! Sounds fun!” Roselle said.
“Yeah it wi- wait what?” QRC gaped. “Aren't you gonna say something like, ‘You're goin' down?’ Roselle shook her head. “Nope! I’m just really excited to see your kingdom!”
“The one she hijacked.” Julebeast muttered. This remark got her counterpart to glare at her. 
“W-well, you won’t be so happy when I leave you in the dust!” QRC sputtered. Roselle just shrugged. “If you say so! I'm sure it'll feel bad when I lose.”
Thanks to the power of magic, Roselle and her heroic classmates were able to be transported inside the land of Sugar Rush, specifically inside Royal Raceway. As the other heroes and villains watched from a special viewing room, Roselle took time to marvel about being inside a land made of candy.
“It’s even more wondrous than I imagined!” she squealed as she stared at the cotton candy clouds in the sky. She took out her diary and began writing about everything she saw. “Brings back memories of that wonderful book I read as a child, the one about the chocolate factory!” As she continued gushing about everything she saw, the Queen took the time to use her powers as a glitch to open the game’s code, modifying Roselle’s car to move at the slowest possible speed.
“Let’s see how long that smile stays on her face.” she chuckled. As both racers hopped into their cars, the heroes and villains looked on in anticipation. The light in front of them beeped three times, and they were off. Well, rather, QRC’s car sped off as Roselle’s moved at a snail’s pace. Julebeast and her heroic friends looked befuddled, as the villains grinned wickedly.
“Hey, our Rose’s car is barely moving!” Denise frowned. “What gives?!” Maxiro began to suspect foul play. “I believe it has been tampered with.” he replied. “Well, you can’t exactly prove that, pointdexter.” Mireides sneered, as the villains glared at him. “Oh really?” he challenged, looking at his robot buddy. “Markov, check your surveillance footage.”
Baykov made a soft beeping sound. He took a few moments to scan the footage after downloading and analyzing it. “Scan complete” he confirmed. Sure enough, the footage showed QRC meddling with the settings while Roselle was distracted. “I’m not even surprised.” Maxiro said.
“Didn’t anybody ever teach you villains that cheaters never prosper?” Julebeast snarled, as Jafardrien rolled his eyes. “They say it all the time at our blassted school.” he replied.
“Well, it seems like our Rose is enjoying herself regardless.” AriOndine beamed.
And she was! In fact, this was one of the most exiciting things she had ever taken part in! As she slowly made her way through the course, she oohed and aahed over boulders made of rock candy, peppermint trees, cherries the size of basketballs, windows created out of edible sugar glass, and so much more. She picked a lollipop flower and licked it happily. “Ali would love to visit sometime!” she chirped. Her brother was a known sweet tooth. 
A lot of her friends looked eager to come down there, especially those who cravings for all things candy-related. “I wish we could go down and check it out too! This place is really cool!” Adripunzel said excitedly. The villains looked flabbergasted. How were they not mad? QRC had just finished her final lap!
“We just wiped the floor with you! How is this not causing you to flip out?” ZoeHans sputtered. “Because y'all cheated!” TiAlya pointed out. “And even if ya hadn’t, we'd still be happy for Roselle for agreeing to do the race at all!” The demigod smiled at that. “Yeah, we don’t really care all that much about winning, barring battle where people’s lives are on the line.“ Kimules added. “Utterly ridiculous.” Lady Chloe scoffed. “You’ve got your ways of doing things, so do we.” QuasiIvan replied.
After Roselle finally made it to the finish line, QRC walked up to her with a smug grin. “Wow! I knew you'd be bad, but holy gumdrops you were awful!” She cackled. “I crossed the finish line an hour ago! Suck it, goody good!”
The hero just smiled gently. “I must admit, your skills as a racer are truly impressive. Nicely done! That was actually a lot more fun than I expected.”
QRC felt her eyes begin to twitch like mad at this statement. “F-Fun? What do you mean fun?! I BEAT YOU! What could possibly be fun about that?!” she squawked. “Oh, I didn’t really care about winning or losing, I just wanted to see the inside of a video game!” Roselle gushed. “It’s really quite interesting and beautiful!” The QRC stamped her foot in rage, snapping the candy cane she had been chewing on in half. “WHO GIVES A SHIT ABOUT THE SCENERY! You're racing! You gotta go fast or you lose!” she snarled. It was at this point, that Roselle’s beastly girlfriend walked up to join her.
“Well my flower never got the chance to go fast, did she? Because you sabotaged her car.” Julebeast frowned. Roselle blinked in surprise. “She did?”
She turned around to face her counterpart, frowning in disappointment. “The only thing accomplished by cheating is making a win hollow!” The Queen just stuck her tongue out. “Who cares if it's hollow?! I still got the W!”
Juleficent strode out to give her sugary scoundrel a loving peck on the cheek. “A victory is a victory, no matter how it’s achieved!” the villain stated, before sneering at the heroes. “Though I suppose you insipid heroes would value fair play and integrity.”
“Yes, but if she was the greatest racer ever, why would she need to cheat?” Roselle argued. The villainous queen’s face turned bright red, as she began to sputter a response. “SH-SHUT UP! I won, and that’s the end of it, you peabrain! I’m the greatest racer there ever was, and I won’t let ANYONE forget it!” she roared. Juleficent comforted her, cupping her face softly.
“Remain calm, my darling. Don't let those goody goods cloud your mind. None are as good at winning races as you.” Juleficent cooed. QRC nodded and nuzzled her girlfriend affectionately.
Julebeast sighed wearily and smiled at her own Rose. “I’m just happy you enjoyed yourself, my flower.” she said. “I can't wait to share what I saw with everyone else! Denise will be really interested!” Roselle squealed. As Julebeast nodded in agreement, they walked off to join their friends.
“So, my thorn, what should we do together to celebrate my victory? I think it's best if you choose.” QRC purred, stroking her darling’s horns. “Shall we force some of these pathetic peasants to build another monument in our honor, my dearest?” Juleficent grinned. QRC giggled and clapped her hands in eagerness.
And there you have it! Finally was able to finish the crossover, and Phase 2 is under way! Thank you SO MUCH to Weeby for helping with chunks of the dialogue! I’ll be helping her as well when she starts writing Mireille’s crossover, which is next on the list. As always, make sure to reblog, reply, post and ask. @artzychic27 @msweebyness 
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threadsun · 1 month
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"Whaddaya want, Cal?"
No matter how stern you try to sound, it never tempers that wide grin of his. Callum's tail wags even as he watches you cross your arms and tap your foot with a frown. Something's got him excited. And whatever gets him excited is certain to get you in trouble.
"Ah, there y'are! Thought you weren't gonna come down..."
You'd considered it. The lab is always chilly and eerily quiet compared to the loud club upstairs. Callum always makes it worth your while in one way or another, but you have to admit—if only to yourself—that you'd been tempted to stay upstairs in Etienne's laps. The magic he'd been working on you with those nimble fingers... He'd better make it worth your while, coming down here to help him out when you could be up there getting your rocks off with the boss.
"Got something new to try, thought you might be a willing test subject~" Callum's grin only seems to widen at the idea of testing on you, and you're a little worried his tail is going to knock over some important equipment.
You roll your eyes. "You couldn't ask Eti to test it for you?"
"No, no." He tuts and shakes his head, grabbing your hand to drag you over to the little exam table in the middle of the room. "I can't trust him with something this important. Besides, I need to know it's not interacting with anything. Yer not pished, are you?"
"No." Etienne has yet to ply you with drugs or alcohol, a rare occurence. "Not yet."
"Good, good!"
His eyes are bright as he bounces around the lab, grabbing various things that you don't even try to identify. You idly wonder what it'll be today. An upper, a downer, a hallucinogen... You never know with him. It's always something new, and he always seems to find ways to surprise you.
"Close your eyes~"
This is a terrible idea. An awful idea. Probably one of your worst ideas, after hanging out at the club in general. But something about his excitement is infectous, and you can't help but wondering what he's cooked up this time. So you close your eyes.
There's a few clinking sounds and then he's in front of you. Close enough for you to feel his body heat. To feel those warm hands on your hips. To hear his soft "up ya go" as he lifts you onto the table. To feel his hips against yours as he pulls you to sit right on the edge. To smell the overpowering cologne he always wears. Something about him makes your skin prickle. It's electric.
"Open up." His breath tickles your ear as he leans in, tongue just barely flicking out to tease across the shell.
Your lips part, body acting on his command before your brain even processes it. There's murmured praise that makes you shiver, and then you feel it. His fingers on your tongue. They taste very slightly of sanitiser and something sharper, almost fizzy. Sherbet? There's no way he dragged you all the way down here to lick sherbet off his fingers.
"Good... you're doing well... fuck you look cute sucking on my fingers... go on, get all of it..."
His voice is low enough to make you tremble, thighs clenching as you're reminded of the pleasure he'd dragged you away from. Etienne's fingers... would Callum's feel as good? They're insistent, that's for sure. Slowly fingering your mouth as you lick and suck at the sweet powder. He doesn't seem to mind the drool that drips down his hands. In fact, when he finally pulls his fingers out of your mouth, he merely laps it up with a low moan.
"There ya go~" He's still holding your hips, body pressed to yours as he waits for his newest creation to take effect.
The heat is what comes first. Though, it's hard to tell if it's lingering from your time with Etienne or something new. All you know is that it's getting stiflingly warm in the slight gap between your bodies. And you half wonder if that feeling is Callum's hips grinding into you. But more pressing is the tingling that fills you. The prickle of need, irritating under your skin.
"Good..." His eyes are dark and intense as he watches you, and you can practically feel how blown your pupils are. "Very good..."
It feels almost like a hazy memory, watching him slowly sink down to his knees in front of you. Like it's not quite real. Nothing feels quite real other than the heat pooled deep in your stomach and the itching in your muscles. The need for... something. For sensation. For pleasure.
A need Callum seems more than happy to satisfy with his mouth.
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spider-man-2o99 · 1 year
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what are your favorite comics?
as tempted as i am to just say “i’ll give ya three guesses, and the first two don't count,” and leave it at that for the sake of The Funny, lol—
im not gonna let myself keep going on and on and on for too long, or else this post’ll never get made, but this isn't. like. Everything. brain is just scrampled egg rn so these r a little all over the place but. w/e here r the first “favorite” books that’ve come 2 my mind:
(under the cut because i Ramble*) (*let us also proceed knowing that classic spider-man/spider-man in general goes without saying b/c i am Not typing that much.)
- Spider-Man 2099 (1992) big surprise, i know. lay off! it was my first comic! looking back on it, i probably shouldn't have been reading it as, like. a 9-10(??) year old kid. but. y’know. pish-posh. when the chips’re down, sm2099 was what i had during a real rough time that spanned years without letup, and as a result sm2099 has been a Really Important Thing for me ever since. has the relative decade’s worth of Enrichment ultimately also been worth the requisite Nigh-Obsessive Brainrot? 🤷 i’unno. i’m predisposed to say “well, duh, dude, no shit it has been,” so that's that.
- Spider-Man 2099 Meets Spider-Man (1995) duh. (in seriousness: fun romp of a one-shot, nd i really like that mig and mj were kinda-friends,., .,,.,)
- Moon Knight (1980) MK v1 was the run that REALLY got me into comic books as something more than just a passive casual interest, back in, uhh-- early-early 2020, i think? it definitely... shows its age in not a great way, at times, but otherwise i can’t help but feel a fond affection for the first volume of MK. (Plus, on the art side of things, it’s really cool to see Bill Sienkiewicz developing his iconic signature style over the course of the run!!!)
- Immortal Hulk: The Threshing Place (2020) .......and tbh, every other Immortal Hulk one-shot, as well, but. Threshing Place especially has some just gorgeous art. I can’t stomach visual body horror very well most of the time, but I otherwise really like what I've been able to read of Immortal Hulk.
- Ms. Marvel (2014) genuinely a really good book and also the only Inhumans thing i like (in no small part, im sure, because there is not a lot of Inhumans stuff in it). starting to run out of spoons at this point so i’m just gonna be blunt if u hate kamala khan Fuck You
- Unbelievable Gwenpool (2016) unbelievable gwenpool is Good it’s a Good Comic marvel has just been absolutely massacring the character ever since it ended. in 2019 the Defiler leah williams took poor gwennie out behind the barn and basically just shot her in the back of the fucking head. we will probably never see the character in any significant or serious capacity ever again :(
- Superman’s Girlfriend, Lois Lane (1958-1973) culturally important to the medium of superhero comic books As We Know Them Today. also generally batshit insane to an objectively hilarious degree ❤️
+ honorable mention(s): that one green lantern story where hal jordan slipped on a bar of soap and bumped his head so hard he not only  was immediately rendered unconscious but then also fell promptly into a coma.
ALSO Blue Beetle (2006) it's been so long that i barely remember what happens in it but i Do Remember that it was Good. i really need to reread the run sometime soon...
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realhankmccoy · 2 months
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"that shit is ass backwards. a person decaying is not beautiful."
pish. maybe to a nuclear-fried bourgeois, there's nothing beautiful in a person decaying.
this is an issue i had with that Nazi, too, who couldn't handle a little white in my beard.
it's the sign of a baby who can't handle reality.
many people love the white in my beard and have told me so. usually women are smarter than males here.
almost everyone is smarter than Baby, who is just like these assholes striding in on Facebook on me as i type this -- it's a lot to deal with multiple babies today --
so impressed with his own ability to string sentences together and glom em up with phrasing he finds 'smart'
that he forgets the core of what he's doing is
dehumanising
and
stupid as fuck
and
looking for a problem in somebody else when that problem doesn't exist.
that Babycuck is obsessed with fear of decay says everything about Babycuck and not me. it says Babycuck has issues with liberals that he thinks conservatism can solve. it says Backcuck thinks the left is just gonna lay down and die without BOSS BABY to stride on in and set the record state.
my dad, bruce, and bro are the same way.
kid, when you have something to say about ME rather than your own cucked, stupid idiot mainframe and what propels yr hatred through the universe, you can let me know
but you're looking for a problem that isn't there and it's truly exhausting seeing your replicate the same idiocy as these others
if you weren't so cucked, you'd have an original idea
instead of giving me this LIBERALS WILL DECAY THEY LOVE DECAY I GOTTA FIX THAT
seriously, stupid idiots like you
are the reason the Baudelaires and the Artauds of the world arise
because they're SOOOOOO FUCKING SICK OF YOUR BOURGEOIS SHIT
that they start celebrating decay and revelling in it just to piss you off, make freedom arise, and set the record correct -- getting you middle class-at-heart conservative fucks off their backs and off the backs of everyone in their neighborhood.
how lovely of them, and that's why i like those two -- among many others
Baudelaire and Artaud wrote to be a solution to YOU. We could use more Baudelares and Artauds in the world because there's spoiled and Trump's cuck is strong in number -- 100 million plus easy -- and you're one of em, especially when you act this way, you stupid fuck.
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askthespffcrew · 1 year
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strange places, familiar faces
ch.1 It's dark…..it's cold….something happened…what was it again? Strange sky….....flying….a strange group of creatures…pain…was there a pink one?.....I think he had star wings…..falling…why is it so cold?.......
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Bzzt-bzzt-bzzt!
The alarm goes off and startles the black and green puffball that was sleeping. At first their eyes refused to work properly while the alarm continued to set off. They then lazily reach for the alarm to check the time….and to shut the darn thing off.
As they were looking at it they then heard a commotion from downstairs. "DARNIT NEGATO!" The sound of a crash. "COME BACK HERE! YOU LITTLE JERK!" More crashes. They put the alarm back and started to rub the sleep out of their green eyes. "Better get down before one of them kills the other." They then get out of bed, put on their face mask and gloves. Walking downstairs they see the disaster called the living room. "WAT THE HECK IS GOIN' ON?!" A black, white, horned, and bat winged puffball suddenly freezes while a pink and purple puffball continues to run off into the kitchen. "Twist! Quick! Help me get the pink jerk, he's got my mask!" "Wait seriously? Again?" Both of them run to the kitchen to find it empty. "Darnit he must've gotten outside" Damien said while rubbing his head. "Are you kidding? It snowed yesterday! I doubt he'd want to go outside now." "Well if he didn't go outside then where did he go?"
Twist then hears a sound near the sink.
"I think I might know" they then walk over to the swinging doors. "Just get ready to grab the little stinker." They then slam open both doors while Negato runs out of the cupboard. Damien then manages to catch the pink puffball while grabbing his mask. "GOTCHA YA LIL' JERK!" Damien said as he kept a firm hold on the kid. "Lemme go!" Negato said as he squirmed about trying to get free. "Only until you apologize kid!" "ALRIGHT IM SORRY LET GO!" Damien then lets Negato go as he runs off into the living room. "Hmmph you can definitely serve it but ya sure as heck can't take it can ya." Twist then reenters the kitchenand turns on the oven. "So where's the others?" Damien then snaps out of it. "Ah they decide ta pay Durus a visit today. Negato didn't want to go and you were still asleep, so I told them ta go ahead and I'd watch ya two while they're gone." They then start mixing up some eggs. "So, they'll be back by 4 pm I suppose?" "No, they said this time they'll be back by six. Said that they wanted to give the kids some time ta hang out." Twist finished the eggs, brought out a pan and some leftover rice and started to cook the food. "By the way, how did Negato get your mask in the first place?" "He took it while I was sleeping the lil stinker." "Pfft seriously? You know he's gonna do something like why didn't you just hide it somewhere?" "I did! I hid it in the closet" "pfft must've not hidden it well if he found it so easily " "Oh shut up! It's not like he's  stolen your stuff too!" " oh pish posh besides breakfast is ready." They start dishing out the food. Negato then comes running in and jumps into his place at the table, while Damien also sits down. Twist then brings the food over and they begin to eat. "Still planning on taking your morning walk in this cold?" "Yep" "anything i can say ta convince not to?" He said jokingly "nope." Negato then pauses eating. "Are they seriously going to go out there just to freeze their butt off?" Twist nearly chokes on their food due to snorting. While Damien just continues to eat. "That's the plan apparently." "By the way, I heard someone was moving into the neighborhood soon." "Wait seriously?" "Yeah why?" "I dunno, last time someone moved here was Kno and Target, and that was before they took me in."  Negato then inhaled his food which surprised Twist. "Hey bud! What's with the rush?" Negato than begins to run towards the door. "I'm meeting some friends." Now it's Damien's turn to choke. "WAIT…..YOU GOT FRIENDS?!?....WHEN THE HECK DID THIS HAPPEN?!?" "A few weeks ago!" "Seriously?!" "YES!" He then continued on his way. "Huh….never thought I'l live tol see the day where he has friends." Twist snorts a bit. "To be honest you were the same." Damien then glares at Twist. "Oh stop it's not like you got any proof against it and you know it." He rolls his eyes. They then finish their breakfast. "Alright I'm gonna get dressed then I'm heading out you coming?....or you wanna stay here?" "Heck no I'm staying here it's cold. What the heck made you think that was a neccessary question?" Twist rolls their eyes. "Pfft alright i get it you don't like cold." They then start to head back to their room. "I'll be back in a hour if i take a bit longer then don't worry i got my cape with me." "Alright see ya soon." Damien said as he headed to his room.
After getting dressed Twist then heads out."Nice day today maybe I'll go explore the woods some."  They then continued on their way leaving footprints in the snow behind them.
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"Brrrr…I think it's about i head back."
They thought" they had walked until they had gotten to a thicker point of the woods they had known for most of their life. This to them was a , despite how deep they were in the forest at the point, was a well-known and familar part of the woods to them. In fact now that they thought about they were probably pretty close to wispy woods right about now. At first as they started to walk back they didn't notice anything. Until they heard a small noise.
At first they thought it was just the breeze….until it got louder. They then started towards the noise as it got louder. They then came to a pile of snow that appeared to be moving, they then shoved their hands into the snow and started to dig. After they finished digging they saw it was a small white puffball…with horns….and wings. But despite that they also noticed that their skin was starting to look bluish….and that they were whimpering. They quickly came to a decision and picked up the child, took off their cape, wrapped it around the little one, and started running like heck to get back to the house. As they were running they started to wonder……who the heck would allow a kid out in this weather….and why was this kid left all alone?
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SLAM!
"WATTHE?!" Twist had kicked the door open. "TWIST! WHAT THE HECK!?" "No time to explain! Get the chimey working!" "What are you talking about?! You're making no sense!" Damien then notices them with their cape all bundled up in their hands. "And what the heck did you bring? An animal?!" "Shut up!" "What?" "I told you there's no time to explain get the chimney up and running while I get a hot water bottle!" "But…" "I'll explain once we get the kid warmed up!" "Wait….A KID?! YOU BROUGHT A KID?!" "YES! AND IF WE DON'T HURRY, THEY'RE GONNA BE A ICE CUBE IN A SECOND! "Alright, alright, calm down!" "I WILL AFTER WE GET THE KID WARMED UP" they set the kid down on the couch then ran to make a hot water bottle, while Damien went to work on getting a fire set up in the fire place. After doing so he then gets a couple of blankets and pillows and set them in a pile near the fire and placed the child on top of the pile of pillows and blankets making sure not to accidently rub the child or to touch them too much. Twist then came running in with the hot water bottle while juggling it then quickly placed it on the cold child. "You didn't touch them too much right?" "In case he has frost bite? Of course not." "Yeah who knows how long the kid was out there for?" "By the way are you sure they even are a kid?" "Because of the wings and horns?" "Yeah." "I'm pretty sure they are, they sounded like they were pretty young p And they're pretty small for an adult if that's not enough of a clue." "Heck now that I think about it……" Damien rubs his chin. "Why the heck was the kid even out there alone in the first place? Even with the horns and wings, he looks like he's only a couple months old." "Yeah…" Twist said while looking at the kid, this made Damien concerned. "Want me to make some hot chocolate?" "Sure I'll stay with the kid till he wakes up." Twist then sits next to the child to wait for him to wake while Damien starts making the hot chocolate.
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The pink creature was winning……..the orb was losing…..at least that was what was happening….right?.....why does the orb want to hurt the pink one so badly…. And why is it so warm now?.............
Black colored eyes opened to slowly regain consciousness, as they opened the little one then realized that he was in unfamiliar surroundings. He then began to panic. "Hey…hey calm down..it's ok, you're safe now…." He felt a hand gently rubbing his head. "Hey kiddo you alright? Were you having a bad dream?" He looked to see a mask wearing puffball that was much bigger than him.
He jumped back a bit causing the elder puffball to flinch. "Whoa it's alright, nothing's here to hurt ya." The child slowly starts to calm down as Twist continues to rub his head. " geez you scare pretty easily for a kid…" the child then gets closer to them trying to get warm again. Damien then enters. "Is he awake?" "Yeah." "How is he?" "He still seems to be a bit cold but other than that he appears to be fine." Twist said, continuing to rub the child's head. "Though we should still think about getting him over to Reese's to fully get him checked out." They said rubbing their chin. "No telling how long he was out by himself….So let's make sure he is fine rather than finding out if he's not." Damien just nodded, he then went to the kitchen to find something. He could've sworn they at least still had one. "Ah found it!" Damien took out a small sippy cup and filled it with some of the hot chocolate, making sure to put an ice cube in it to make it not too hot. He then walked back to the living room. "Think he might want to drink this?" He said gently so as not to scare the little one. He wasn't sure if he knew how to handle a cup properly so he had prepared a sippy cup just to be safe. Twist sifted a bit as Damien handed the cup to them. "Maybe I don't really know if he'll be interested in it right now to be honest." Twist rubbed the white puff's head to wake them back up, they then showed them the drink. "Think you want some of this little guy?" The little one looked at the drink curiously, he didn't know what the bigger one was offering but he decided to give it ja try, after all they haven't done anything to hurt him….yet. He takes the drink and looks at it and then proceeds to bite the tap. "H-hey! Don't do that, you'll hurt your teeth!" Twist quickly grabs it back and shows him how to take a sip. It's handed back to him and he starts drinking it. He silently enjoys it. "I guess he likes it." Twist said quietly. "Is it normal for his eyes to be like that?" Damien asked, they then noticed the little one's eyes for the first time. "Probably, I've heard that our eyes can be that color but it can be extremely rare." "Huh." With a smile Twist then asked "how do you think Target and Kno are going?" "Knowing them i wouldn't be surprised if we found ourselves a new family member." "Heh wouldn't be surprised if you're right." Twist said as the little snuggled closer to them.
A little while later  Target, Kno, and the others then came home, and with no doubt Twist and Damien found themselves with a new little sibling. And that was how Mukou came to stay and became a part of the family.
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Ice Cream and Fire Oven Pizza - Chapter 16
Pairing: Elsa x Lea/Axel || Side Pairing: Riku x OC
Summary: Modern AU. She's an introvert ball of nerves who works at Ice Palace, a mall food court ice cream shop. He's the outgoing, sassy goofball who works at the Pizza Planet across the way. Hilarity, snark, and fluffy romcom hijinks ensue.
Word Count: 6,227
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Credit for super friggin’ cute and super friggin’ amazing cover art goes to the super friggin’ talented ky-jane here on tumblr!
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"No joke, you can for real get us the stuff?"
Rayne grinned over at Anna as the three of us walked side by side. "For real. I got a girl on the inside who can hook us up."
Her gaze narrowed dubiously, "Don't play me. I've been friggin' jonesing for a fix since March."
"You know I'm good for it, sweetpea," she slung an arm around her shoulders. "Trust me. My word is my bond, ya dig?"
Pinching the bridge of my nose, I puffed out a heavy sigh and grumbled, "You two are ridiculous."
A scoff from Rayne, "You'll be singing a different tune once that sweet, sweet ambrosia is warming your belly."
Rolling my eyes, I took another quick glance around the food court as we crossed it.
Still no Lea.
Boy couldn't get here fast enough.
Also, boy better hurry, seeing as how there was less than an hour left before my shift started.
My thumb absently rubbed the spot where his phone number still branded my palm as we finished crossing the sea of plastic tables and chairs, coming to a stop in front of the Lucky Cat. Working behind the register today was someone I hadn't seen before. A boy with a bandaid on one cheek and short, choppy brown hair sticking out from beneath the baseball cap he was wearing backwards.
Wait…
I squinted.
…or maybe he was actually a she. Hard to say. They were really quite androgynous, whoever they were.
Rayne smiled at us and held up a finger, indicating for us to just watch and wait. Then she stepped forward, approaching the counter. "Sup, Miharu! We're here to see…" she paused, looking around to make sure there were no eyes on her that shouldn't be, then she hunched forward and lowered her voice to a whisper, "...Spellweaver."
The coffee purveyor of indeterminate gender said nothing for several seconds, just fixed her with a dull stare. "...she's in the back, just a sec," they at last huffed before turning and disappearing through the door behind them.
"Spellweaver…?" Anna arched an eyebrow at Rayne.
She nodded solemnly, "The street name she goes by for all of her shady backdoor dealings."
"Oh good grief," I massaged one temple with my fingertips.
Deciding to steer this conversation towards something a little less silly while we waited for… ugh, Spellweaver to show up, I asked Anna, "So you really have no clue what Mother and Father are planning for this whole weekend family outing thing they're inviting us to?"
"Zip," she popped the P as she shrugged. But then she was crinkling her nose with a frown, "Weaseltown's gonna be there though."
I hugged myself, shuddering. "Thanks, that does not reassure me."
"Relax! Dad's probably just gonna be all, " she gave a lofty sniff, raised her pinkie and deepened her tone in what I had to admit was a pretty good impression of our father, "let's just put this nasty bit of business behind us, bygones and whatnot, chip chip cheerio."
"You are aware he's not British, right?" my eyelids drooped at her. I couldn't resist a tiny grin though and exhaled slowly, "...you really think he'll be that forgiving?"
"Of course! Well... that or he'll be all," up that pinkie went again as she scowled, "how dare you throw your life away like this, young lady, disgracing the family name thusly! I will not stand for it, pish posh!"
"...not helping."
Rayne shushed us as the back door behind the counter swung open again and that Miharu person returned. "Your weirdo friends are here to feed their disgusting habit," they deadpanned, speaking to their coworker that'd also come striding out behind them, presumably none other than the infamous Spellweaver.
Aka Aqua.
I should have guessed.
Gaze darting about again to ensure the coast was still clear, Rayne rapped her knuckles against the countertop, tapping out the beginning of "shave and a haircut." Aqua gave a good natured snort before responding with two knocks herself, delivering the punchline to the tune.
Seriously? What was that supposed to be, some sort of code? This was just getting more absurd by the second.
"What're you ladies in the market for today?" Aqua asked, propping an elbow onto the counter.
"We're here for… the Spice," Rayne put heavy emphasis on the word, giving her a wink that was the very antithesis of subtle. "You still got your super special secret stash?"
"Maybe," she inspected her fingernails, casually bouncing one shoulder. "You know I only stock the primo kind too. But stuff's not easy to come by this time of year. If I did have it, supplies would be getting pretty low. It'll cost ya. You got the munny?"
Anna suddenly pushed forward, grabbing Aqua by the front of her apron and yanking her down to her eye level, "Yeah yeah, you got the goods or what, bitch?!"
"Anna!" I snapped, horrified.
"What?! I was just playing along with the bit!" she defended, immediately releasing her grip.
Aqua gingerly smoothed the wrinkles out of her apron and fixed her crooked visor, "Normally just the munny and a please would suffice."
"Was your sister seriously just about to straight up shank Aqua over some coffee?" a low, amused voice said right next to my ear, making me jump. I spun around, discovering Lea snerking behind me as he straightened back up. Xion and Roxas were with him too, looking dressed to be on the clock shortly.
There was a tiny harrumph from Anna, "Everyone knows you don't get between a white girl and her pumpkin spice latte!"
That's right.
That's what this whole foolishness had been over.
Pumpkin frigging spice.
"Three please," Rayne asked sheepishly, handing Aqua the munny and shoving a hefty tip into the jar for good measure. Then she sighed at Anna, "We can't take you anywhere."
"It was a friggin' bit!"
"Hey, so," Roxas piped up, drawing my attention to him as he smirked. Xion bounced on the balls of her feet beside him, looking positively ready to burst with giddiness as Roxas leaned forward, "...are you like our new mommy?"
I blinked, "Wha-?" Then yelped as Xion, apparently no longer able to contain her excitement, threw herself at me with a squeal and squeezed me in a bone crushing hug.
"I'm so happy for you two!" Her death grip tightened and I wheezed, looking to Lea for help. He just grinned wider at me and shrugged. The useless punk. Thankfully, Xion pulled back, seizing me by the shoulders instead. "Tell me everything! How did it happen? When did it happen? Was it love at first sight? Gah, I still can't believe you two kept it a secret for so long and even guilt tripped me over that harmless lil car prank, you jerk!" she punched Lea in the arm, forcing him to hiss out a pained "ow."
Served him right.
The abrupt sound of someone noisily clearing their throat cut through the air. We turned to find a lanky guy with wavy, ash blonde hair down to his shoulders standing nearby, his lavender eyes giving us a pointed look. "Pardon me, if you would…?"
Apparently we were blocking his path to the Lucky Cat register where Miharu was currently stationed at.
"Oh!" realization struck Xion and she hurried out of the way, dragging me with her.
"Thank you," he bowed his head to us before sauntering up to the cash register with a sly grin, "Well well, don't you look absolutely ravishing today, my fiesty little barista of love."
"Bite me, Joshua," Miharu ground out flatly.
"Only if you insist," he purred.
I was distracted from that exchange by a steaming to-go cup suddenly popping up barely an inch in front of my nose, making me stagger back a step. "Here ya go, sweetie!" Rayne chirped from behind the latte she was offering me.
"Thanks," I mumbled as I took it, giving her a tiny and somewhat dazed smile as I struggled to keep up with the whirlwind of activity going on around me. Too many different things were going on at once and it was all just a lot, okay?
"Ah!" Anna sighed loudly and happily after taking a long, deep swig from her pumpkin spiced beverage. "Pure heaven!"
"Amen, sister!" Rayne cried, chugging some of her own. Then she gasped, snagging Anna's arm and gesturing towards the Ice Palace. "Look! Kristoff's on shift! Think you can work your feminine wiles and score us some free sundaes?"
"Ray-Ray, please. You worked your magic, now watch me work mine. Hold my drink." She handed her cup to my roomie, cracked her knuckles and skipped off, singsonging, "Yoohoo, Kristoff!"
That poor boy was about to get played like a fiddle.
Rayne spared a look my way, grinned and elbowed my arm before casting a significant glance towards Lea. "Have fun," she half whispered, half giggled to me before running off after Anna.
"We should probably get going too, Xion. Gotta punch in," Roxas said as he eyed the massive overhead clock on the other end of the food court.
"Aw man," she whined, looking from him to me. "Fine. But you and me? We're gonna talk more later, got it?" she brightened, giving my arm a squeeze before joining Roxas who waved goodbye to us as the two of them walked off towards Pizza Planet.
Lea shook his head with a soft chuckle as he watched them go, saying to me, "Ignore them. The kiddos are just super happy for us lovebirds."
"Oh." I looked down at my to-go cup, fingers fidgeting with the lid. "So you got a chance to talk to them about it."
"Didn't really have to. I think that bit of theatrics between Anna and your crazy uncle the other day spoke for itself. Whole food court's been abuzz." He flashed me a big smile, shrugging, "Face it, El. We're the new hot topic."
"R-really?" I stammered, doing my best to stop the blush I felt creeping up my neck dead in its tracks. I'd nearly forgotten about that whole embarrassing scene. I think I'd been subconsciously trying to block it out, pretend it'd all been a bad dream.
"Don't worry. It'll become old news pretty quick and chatter'll die down."
"I hope so," I frowned, taking a careful sip of my warm latte. I hated being the center of attention and having people talk about me.
"So…" his eyes crinkled as he took a step closer to me now, plucking the cup from my grasp and depositing it onto a nearby table so he could take both my hands in his. Tracing his thumbs in light circles along my knuckles, he murmured, "Hi."
That blush I'd been keeping at bay? Just called in reinforcements and broke through the bloody barricades. "...hi."
His eyes briefly flicked to our right, discreetly calling attention to the fact that Aqua was grinning at us as she prepared a mocha order. Ah, message received. We had an audience. And an audience demanded a show, one which Lea seemed only too glad to put on as he now brought my hands to his lips, placing a gentle kiss on the back of each one. "Didja miss me?"
My stomach flip-flopped. No, scratch that, it was doing goddamn somersaults like a gold medal gymnast on a set of uneven bars at the Olympics. Panicking a little, I hastily looked away and blurted out, "Miss you? Please, I just saw you yesterday. It hasn't even been twenty-four hours yet, I haven't had time to miss you."
What? I didn't know how to do the whole lovey-dovey thing, real, pretend or otherwise! Honestly, I was beginning to think it just wasn't genetically coded into my DNA.
He tsked. "That's not what you were supposed to say."
I gave him some side-eye. "What was I supposed to say?"
"Hm, I dunno… something like," he transferred his grip to my wrists, pulling my hands up to cup his cheeks, "how much you longed to see this gorgeous face again and how you cried yourself to sleep just counting the seconds until you could look upon its beauty once more."
"...I am not saying that."
"Huh," he smirked down at me. "Funny how ya didn't deny it though. Don't worry, we can work our way up to it."
I snorted. "Don't count on it."
A tiny laugh came from the Lucky Cat. With him still holding my hands to his face, we both looked over to see Aqua hiding a smile behind her fingers. She shook her head, "Sorry, pretend I'm not here. You two are just very cute."
I jerked my wrists free of his grasp and opened my mouth to say we most certainly were not. However, Lea was faster with a chipper, "We know!" With that, he picked up my drink once more, slipping his free hand into mine and cooed, "Let's go, shnookums," before walking off with me in tow.
Stumbling a few steps before matching his stride, I glanced back to make sure we were out of earshot. Then I looked at him. "No."
He cocked an eyebrow. "No what?"
My nose scrunched up. "Shnookums."
"Yes, sugarplum?"
I blanched. "No, that's not- I wasn't calling you-" I sighed, recomposing myself. "I was saying no to that pet name. Sugarplum's out too."
Lea pouted, "Aw, but they're classics. You sure you want to keep vetoing all of these? Pretty soon I'll have to start thinking outside the box."
"I'll take my chances."
"Suit yourself, don't say I didn't warn ya though." He then nodded to my cup, lifting it up slightly, "May I?"
"Uh…" I blinked. "...sure, go for it."
He took a sip then abruptly stopped us in the middle of the food court tables. "Shit, that's actually pumpkin spice. I thought your sister was only joking. October is still months away, how'd you guys manage to get your hands on this?"
My mouth pursed to one side. I can't believe I was about to say this. "...I know a gal who knows a gal."
A snerk huffed out through his nostrils. "Aren't you legally required to be wearing a trench coat and in a dark alley to say something like that?"
One corner of my lips twitched up despite myself as I took the latte back from him, "Was fresh out of trench coats."
"Well then, guess we'll just have to settle for this instead," he gripped the bill of my Ice Palace cap, twisting it sideways.
"Hey!" I swatted his hand away and spun my hat forward again. "I've got connections, I'm not a rapper. There's a difference."
"I know. I just really wanted to do that." His hand snaked up again, tweaking my cap to the left now. "Boyfriend privileges. Sorry, I don't make the rules."
Sighing, I straightened it again. "I've given you too much power. You're having way too much fun with this."
"No such thing." He went for the hat yet again but I caught his hand this time, narrowing my eyes at him. He grinned, shifting the hold so our fingers interlocked together instead, causing my heart to give a little flitter.
Then he used his other hand to turn the cap to sit sideways once more.
I drooped my eyelids at him. "I'm going to throw this drink in your face."
"And waste perfectly good pumpkin spice? For shame!" he chided playfully, thankfully having the common decency now to correct my hat back to the way it was supposed to be.
Ugh, this guy. Of all the people Anna could have shoved me into the arms of in front of the Duke on that fateful day, why'd it have to be him? I'm sure she'd only picked the nearest testosterone toting individual who just so happened to be strolling by in that exact moment but jeez, why couldn't it have been, oh I don't even know… Kristoff perhaps? Kristoff would have taken this more seriously. Kristoff I didn't have a maybe sorta crush on. Kristoff wouldn't have had my face toasting every ten stupid seconds. Seriously, I swear Lea had made me blush more in the past several weeks that I'd known him than I'd ever done in the rest of my entire life combined. I'm not sure who that said more about - Lea or my ex.
Shaking my head at him, I prompted, "So you said something yesterday about coming here to do some couple-watching?"
"Oh, right. Almost forgot." Lea glanced about at the shoppers enjoying their meals all around us. "Lessee here, who do we got…?"
"Why not Riku and Rayne? I mean, I live with them and they're in on the secret, I'm sure they'd be happy to coach us or whatever." I began to lift my drink towards my mouth but stopped it a few inches short, staring down at it with a tiny frown.
"Nah, they're not just a couple, they're married. Married is a whole different animal from dating. Trust me, what we're looking for is a cutesy-wootsy boyfriend-girlfriend dynamic duo." He took a break from scanning the area to focus on me once more, noticing the look I was now giving my cup. He quirked an eyebrow, "Problem?"
My eyes flicked to his lips, then returned to my latte. Then back and forth once, twice more.
...oh grow up! It's not like the boy had cooties!
"Not at all," I muttered, hiding my small scowl behind the cup as I finally took a sip, telling myself that the slight warmth I felt in my cheeks was only due to the heat of the beverage, nothing more. "What about them?" I asked hastily, gesturing back towards the Lucky Cat where... Joshua, was it? Was still talking to Miharu. "They're a couple." He was leaning across the countertop with a devilish little smirk, bringing their faces really close. Miharu, on the other hand, looked about ready to grab the nearest banana walnut muffin from their display case and shove it up his nose. I furrowed my brow, "...aren't they?"
He followed my gaze. "Who, them? Those two are… complicated. What they got going on seems to work for them, but it's not exactly the type of Hallmark romance we want to be emulating in front of your folks. No, we want too adorable and precious for this world. We want pure, unadulterated wholesome on a stick. We want cavity-inducing sweetness. We want…" once more, his eyes were darting from one table of mall-goers to the next until at last his face lit up and he pointed, "...them! Perfect!" And off he went again, dragging me with him.
We wove our way past several tables before coming to a halt at one in particular, seated at which was-
"Kairi? Sora?" I blinked at them and they both looked up at the sound of their names.
"Oh, hey guys!" Sora hit us with the full force of that blinding smile of his.
"Hiya!" Lea chirped, pulling out a chair for me. "Mind if we join you two?"
"Please," Kairi nodded enthusiastically, twisting her chopsticks into her chow mein that looked to be from Mushu's Kingdom. "Be our guest!"
I'm sorry, but couple-watching and couple-interacting were two completely different things. This is not what I'd signed up for. Still, I took the seat with only the barest hint of hesitation, feeling Lea push it in behind me before he grabbed the one next to me, spinning it one-eighty on one leg so he could plop down into it backwards.
Eyes dancing, Kairi spoke up again, "So, to what do we owe the pleasure of being joined by the Dusk Town Center's newest It Couple?"
"...It Couple?" I echoed, arching an eyebrow as I put my drink down in front of me, fingers fidgeting with the coffee sleeve.
"Told ya, El!" Lea chuckled, folding his arms atop the table, his elbow coming to rest against mine. "Everyone's talking about us. Can you blame them though? We did have a rather dramatic debut."
"Oh gosh," I smothered my face in my hands.
"Nothing to be embarrassed over, you're fine!" Kairi giggled, then glanced smugly over at Sora. "Plus, I got to tell this loser here that I'd told him so!"
He rolled his eyes, grin never wavering. "Lucky guess. You had no way of knowing they were already dating."
"Woman's intuition," she razzed her tongue at him, tapping her chopsticks to her temple. "It's never wrong."
Welp. It was wrong this time. Lucky for her, Lea and I had a cover to maintain. Good thing too, I don't know if I'd have had the heart to tell her otherwise and burst her bubble.
"Besides," she tacked on, slurping up a noodle, "it's always been plain as day for anyone to see on Lea's face. He has that whole lost puppy look going on whenever she's around."
"I don't have a lost puppy look," Lea scratched the back of his head with a sheepish laugh before glancing my way and insisting, "I don't."
Sora sniggered, "Yeah, Kai, I think that's just the way his dopey face always loo- ow!" That last part was in response to Lea reaching across the table to flick him in the forehead.
Ignoring the boys, Kairi sighed dreamily, "It's all just so sweet! Like some sort of modern day, food court, Shakespearian romance! One from House Pizza, the other from House Ice Cream, two star-crossed lovers defying all odds to be together!"
...okay, why were we here again?
"It's not like we're from two warring families locked in a blood feud." Lea snorted and muttered, "House Ice Cream and House Pizza… what even?"
"Shush, I was being poetic!" Kairi harrumphed before lightly slapping Sora's hand away as he tried to steal some of her chow mein.
Rubbing his sore knuckles, he whined, "Aw c'mon, Kai, all this food talk is making me hungry!"
"You've already eaten twice your weight in orange chicken, you big goob!" she shot back. But when he gave her the saddest pout in the history of all mankind - nay, the history of all existence - her shoulders slumped and she relented, stabbing her chopsticks into the noodles and twirling them, "Fine, open up, doofus."
He immediately perked up and parted his lips wide. Having wrapped a sizable portion around her sticks now, she gently eased it into his awaiting mouth. For all the care she took though, some sauce still managed to get on the corner of his lips as he started to chew. Kairi gave a soft tch and told him, "Hold still." Then she took his chin between her fingers, bent forward and kissed the smudged side of his mouth, leaving it clean by the time she'd pulled back, licking her lips with a tiny smirk.
Sora swallowed his food. "Thanks, bae!" he beamed, bowing his head towards hers and nuzzling the tips of their noses together, eliciting a titter from her.
Oh. Right. That's why we were here.
These two were cavity-inducing alright. I think I was already feeling my teeth begin to rot just by being within a five foot radius of them. Dear lord, I don't think I could ever be like that, especially not where people could see us.
...was Lea suggesting I act this way?
I glanced at him out of the corner of my eye, watching as he stretched a hand across the table towards Kairi's tray and dipped a finger into some of the excess chow mein sauce on one side of her plate. Lea then proceeded to dab the goo onto his nose, plant his elbow on the table, prop his chin in his palm and lean towards me with a cheshire grin, eyes hooded and eyebrows bouncing.
Apparently, yes. That's exactly what he was suggesting.
I stared blankly at him.
Yeah, no. Not happening, pal.
"Worth a shot," Lea snerked as he reached for a napkin to scrub the smear off with.
Kairi bit back a smile, "D'aww, she's shy! That's adorable!"
"That's my baby! Wouldn't have her any other way!" he tweaked my nose with a wink.
"Oh! I just had a great idea!" Kairi clapped her hands together. "Tomorrow night, Sora and I were gonna go out with Riku and Ray. Nothing fancy, just dinner and a movie. But what if you two joined us as well and turned our double date into a triple? How fun would that be?"
I don't know… dinner and a movie? She was asking a lot of little ol' hermit me. Maybe too much.
Lea looked to me, pressing his shoulder into mine. "How 'bout it, El?"
...well… I guess… for the sake of practice…
I gave the couple across from us a shy smile. "What time were you thinking?"
Taking that as a yes, Kairi cried out in delight. "Awesome! We're all meeting up at six. You can get the deets from your roomies!" She then picked up her phone to check the time. "Crap," she hissed, jumping up to her feet, "gotta run! Selphie's gonna murder me for taking too long on my lunch break!"
"Wait up, I'll walk you back," Sora called, taking the opportunity to snatch up the chopsticks she'd dropped and shovel what was left of the chow mein down his throat faster than should have been humanly possible. Then he grabbed the tray and hopped up as well, cheeks bulging with food as he muffled out, "See ya guys tomorrow!" before taking off after his girlfriend.
"So…?" Lea asked, one side of his mouth turning up as he stole another sip from my pumpkin spice latte.
I gave a small, incredulous laugh, "No. Also? No. No, no, no. No. Did I mention no? Because just in case I didn't… no. And just for good measure: no. So in conclusion? No."
"Pfft," he rubbed a hand over his lips. "Well I understand if they may seem a bit… advanced to you…"
"Advanced?" I scoffed. "Try critical mode. I had no idea such couples existed outside of children's storybooks starring princesses and prince charmings. Do they even know they're in the real world and not some fairytale?"
Lea's head tipped to one side. "...you do realize that was some pretty basic boyfriend-girlfriend stuff… right?"
A crease formed between my eyebrows. "You mean that was normal?"
"Well," he averted his gaze, scratching his cheek, "...all couples vary and do things differently. But I wouldn't say Kairi and Sora are abnormal. There's a lotta couples out there that are just as disgustingly cute as they are, if not more so."
I bit down on my lower lip and hunched forward onto my elbows, clasping my hands in front of my face just beneath my nose. How was it I'd been in a relationship for five years and was just now figuring out that I didn't have the first clue when it came to dating? "...my ex and I were never anything like that. Not even close."
"And that," he struck up a finger, "works out in our favor. After all, you dumped his sorry ass, one, cuz you weren't in love with him and two, to be with yours truly," his fingers splayed across his chest as he grinned, "a hunky dreamboat you are in love with, or so the story goes. Now it shouldn't be too hard to sell that to your folks, given your former beau has set the bar so pathetically low for us."
"But I don't know if I have it in me to…" I trailed off, my hands clenching to each other more tightly. "...if I'm even wired to be such an absolute… googly-eyed, twitterpated… mess like those two were." My insides squirmed at the very idea.
"No problemo!" Lea jabbed a thumb into his collarbone, "I can be enough of a googly-eyed, twitterpated mess for the both of us!" He stiffened, then coughed into his fist, "That is, I mean… ya know, for the sake of appearances. If that'd be okay with you, of course."
He was talking about him being, erm… how had he put it the other day? Ah yes… touchy-feely. My eyes darted to the right. "I suppose… for appearances… as long as I have time to get used to it all and there are no more surprises."
"Speaking of, we never really did get around to going over those PDA guidelines for what gets a green light and what's a big fat no-no."
I stared down at the cup, my finger idly circling the rim of the lid. "...what did you have in mind?"
"Maybe we should start by knocking out the most obvious one." I glanced up at him now, waiting for him to elaborate. His grin faltered almost imperceptibly, "You know, the big K?" I merely quirked an eyebrow at him. Eyes shifting about, Lea cleared his throat, "...kissing?"
"Not on the lips." The words sprung from my mouth faster than I could think them, causing me to clamp a hand over it in embarrassment.
But come on now, my brain had had a full system hard crash when the guy had planted an innocent little peck on just my forehead yesterday! I couldn't even begin to fathom what a real, honest-to-god kiss on the lips might do to me. Let's not forget how poorly I'd handled the Kissident and I hadn't even known the guy yet, much less potentially had feelings for him!
He blinked, then snorted and shook his head at me. "Nah, I'd already figured that would be a total no-go. Which is no biggie, lotsa couples out there aren't comfortable sucking face in front of prying eyes. But uh…" he rubbed at the nape of his neck, "What I have been doing… back of the hand, forehead… pretty much any other exposed bit of skin, that all fair game?"
Gosh, this was a weird conversation to be part of. Not to mention awkward. I could already feel my blush from earlier waiting backstage, eager to make an encore performance. Looking away, I said, "That, uh… y-yeah, okay."
It should be fine.
If I allowed myself to get used to it, of course.
Though that was kind of a big if.
"Okay…" A slow smile was breaking out across his face and he repeated, "Okay, good. Onto the next item of business then: hugs. Yea or nay?"
Jeez, this suddenly felt so official. And yet, slightly silly at the same time somehow. I ventured, "...y-yea?"
"You sure?" his finger tapped the tip of my nose. "You don't sound too confident there."
"No, it'll be fine," I said quickly. With proper mental and emotional fortifying, I hopefully could and would survive this. Hopefully.
"Alright," his eyes crinkled as he studied me for a beat. Then, "What about this?" He reached a hand for where mine lay palm down against the table, his touch grazing along my knuckles before softly tracing down the lengths of my fingers. "...kinda like hand holding, but a lil fancier," he murmured, lifting my hand up so he could brush his fingertips to mine for a few seconds before gently flattening our palms together, lazily weaving and unweaving our fingers. "Something for idle hands to be doing when we're just hanging out. That okay?" he asked, still lightly toying with my fingers.
This had no right to be spiking my heart rate the way it was. Not trusting myself to talk as it would probably come out more of a squeak right now, I settled on a tiny nod.
He smirked as he eased my hand back down to rest atop the table once more. "...and this?" Lea gripped one of my chair legs, pulling me closer to him. Then his arm stretched out past my cheek, reaching behind my head so he could sweep my ponytail forward over my shoulder. There, he wasted no time twisting the end of a lock around one finger, playing with the pale strands of hair. "...yea or nay?" he prompted again somewhat distractedly, green eyes locked on his hand as it slowly ensnared itself further.
Was there less oxygen in the room? I swear there had to be less oxygen. Why else was it getting so hard to breathe all of a sudden? Must be all that damn deforestation going on out in the world. Curse all those big evil corporations and their blatant disregard for the environment!
Licking my dry lips, I nodded again, hesitantly at first, then putting more force behind it. "Mm… mm-hm! T-that should be… sh-shouldn't be a problem." I withdrew my hands into my lap, folding and unfolding them only to fold them again. "After all, we ah… must maintain appearances, of course."
"Of course," his grin twitched wider. "So then, what about this?" Carefully disentangling his fingers, he lifted his hand to tuck my bangs behind my ear as he started to lean forward, his face closing in towards mine.
Conceal, don't feel!
Remember, this? This was just… just an act. We were in the middle of a very busy food court. He was merely putting on a show for the masses. Just playing the role that had been given to him.
...but honestly, did he have to be playing it so goddamn friggin' well?!
I swear I could feel every last drop of blood in my body dogpiling up into my face as he closed the distance. The tip of his nose brushed mine and he shifted over to the right at the last second, positioning his mouth next to my ear. My heart hammered wildly, threatening to punch a hole through my ribcage as he inhaled, preparing to whisper something, his lips grazing against my earlobe and-
"Fwunkle-munkle."
My eyebrows twitched and I blinked.
"Splubbet. Squippo."
...were my eardrums broken?
"Flerple. Mubble-whoomp."
I spluttered and snorted. "What are you even doing?"
Lea pulled back just enough to look me in the eye with a cheeky grin. "What's it look like I'm doing? Whispering sweet nothings into your ear, duh!"
My fingers went to my mouth and I choked back a laugh, "More like sweet nonsense."
"Eh, same diff. Now if you'll excuse me, I wasn't quite finished." He bent towards my ear once more, his voice low and breathy as he continued, "Yuppet. Smoorple."
"Stop, that tickles," I was cracking up now, putting a hand to his chest so I could push him away.
He didn't budge, just moved his own hand to cover mine. "Fleegget-smeegget. Kronkle. Pixie Petal."
That last one caught my notice. "As in the ice cream flavor?"
"Mm-hm!" he straightened up now, exiting my personal bubble and crossing his arms atop the back of his reversed chair. His eyes squinted at me and he pursed his lips in thought. "...but no, that's not your fave either. It's all sparkle, no substance. You need quality. Nothing but the best for you."
Fighting a grin, I shook my head at him, "You think you know me so well."
His face softened a little as he looked at me. "...I think I'm starting to."
My breath hitched.
Oh dear. Remember that maybe sorta crush I had? I think we could now safely drop the "maybe sorta" part of it.
It was official. I'd gone and caught feelings.
For a man who was totally unavailable at the moment. A man who'd made it clear he was only doing this favor for me as a friend.
This was a dangerous game I was playing. And with someone who was much better at the game than I was, especially when you considered that he didn't even know he was playing it.
My eyes shifted about, alighting on everything and anything that wasn't him before finally landing on the food court clock. "Oh!" I took note of the time and shot up to my feet, the chair scraping along the tiled floor as it pushed out. "My shift's starting soon, I need to get going. Tomorrow then? Yeah, I'll text you once I get the specifics from Rayne. Right. So… until then."
I turned to book it but hadn't gotten more than a step before I felt his hand close around my wrist. I glanced back at him to see him standing now as well, a crooked curve to his lips. "Leaving without a proper goodbye? I don't think so."
He then pulled me back towards him, taking hold of my other wrist as well and bringing both my hands up to cup behind his neck. There he left them, moving his arms down to snake around my waist, hugging me tightly against him as he once more bowed his head down next to my ear. His breath was warm, making me shiver slightly as he whispered, "Wear my jacket for our big date tomorrow. For appearances."
Then he tipped my hat up and smooched my forehead before releasing me, shooting me a wink and walking away with a whistle.
Leaving me a blushing mess leaning against a chair for support, feeling just about ready to go supernova and obliterate all buildings within a ten block radius of me.
Oh yeah. I'd caught feelings all right.
And I didn't like it.
How the hell do I get rid of them?!
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Author's Note: The whispering sweet nothings bit I wrote is one of my most favorite things ever. And at the same time, I hate it. It's so stupid. And yet, I love it so much xD Also, here, have some silliness with Aqua aka Spellweaver aka Command Style or Best Street Name For Shady Backdoor Deals Ever? You decide! And if you didn't recognize where the name came from that I used for the ice cream flavor this chapter, it's the name of a keyblade - the one you get from clearing Neverland in BBS, to be exact! That's right, I've resorted to keyblade names. I think I picked a few good ones too in the chapters ahead! That's all I use for the ice cream flavors from here on out in the story except for ONE of them, and there's a reason behind that one… which I'll only be too happy to explain when we get to it xD Anyhoo, if you were looking at the ice cream menu board, the description for Pixie Petal would probably go something like: "This lime soft serve in a green cone, garnished with white chocolate wings and gold edible glitter is sure to get you thinking happy thoughts!" Annnnnd side note: in case you're wondering, no, Miharu is not a character that appears in any of the KH games that you may have forgotten about - she's another OC belonging to my beloved bestie who I'm borrowing Rayne from xD She ships Miharu hard with Joshua from KH:DDD (or more specifically, TWEWY) so I just wanted to throw in a brief nod this chapter to that endearingly oddball lil ship!
Next chapter, how will this lil date night go? Will Elsa learn a thing or two about how to act like a sickeningly sweet couple? Now that she for sure knows she is in fact crushing on our dear fire boi, will she be able to keep her cool in front of him? Will Anna be checked into rehab for her unhealthy addiction to white girl pumpkin spice lattes? Stay tuned!
Thanks for reading, I super duper appreciate it! And an extra BIG thank you to those of you who’ve liked, reblogged, and followed so far, seeing those lil notifications always brings the biggest, goofiest smile to my face!
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Ugly Sweater 76 [Soldier76/Reader]
You swear you could hear the sleigh bells ringing when you woke up this morning, and you were loving it.
Looking up you found your super soldier still sleeping peacefully, having returned late  last night from a mission. This was one of the few times that you’ve woken up before Jack (you swear this man was up even before the birds sometimes), and you weren’t about to miss the opportunity to admire his features.
He looked so much younger when he slept, all the tension non-existent and if you listened hard enough, you could occasionally hear him emit a cute and tiny snore. Yes, Soldier 76, super soldier, ex-Commander of Overwatch and vigilante, snored like a little puppy or kitten. And looking on at him like this, you could not help but feel your heart overflow with love for this man. Stretching up, you pressed a soft kiss to the underside of his chin, feeling the day-old stubble tickle your lips into a smile. Jack stirred at your touch, his brilliant blue eyes focused sleepily on you.
"Go back to sleep, honey," you murmured, reaching up to caress his cheek. The old soldier closed his eyes as he leaned into your touch, turning his head to nuzzle your hand.
"Tempting, but seeing as the sun is streaming through the windows it’s probably late now," Jack hummed contentedly
"It's 9.15am, Jack," you smiled teasingly, sensing a familiar argument.
"Half a day wasted already, sweetheart."Soldier 76 stated, sitting up, which forced you to sit up as well since you were previously half lying on top of him. You gave his chest a light playful smack in retaliation, only to have him catch your hand and bring it up to kiss your fingertips.
"Good morning, lovely," The older man greeted you tenderly. Gods above you loved this man. Before you could return the greeting, the loud jingling of bells could be heard outside your door and a loud "Ho Ho Ho!" that sounded suspiciously like Tracer's voice.  You heard Jack groan above you.
"Seems like I forgot what day it is," Jack sighed as he ran a hand over his face.
"Aww come on it isn't so bad," you cajoled lightly, as you got out of bed and stretched freely.
"That's because you actually enjoy the holiday season," your significant other grumbled as he followed suit.
"I don't know, I think you'll actually make a really good Santa, right after Reinhardt of course," you teased, booping his nose gently. Jack actually looked mildly horrified at that sentiment.
"You take that back," he mock-growled.
"Pfft, make me," you declared boldly before sauntering towards the bathroom. You've not gone a few steps before you found yourself swept up by strong arms and a surprised squeak escaping you. Looking up, you saw a dangerous glint in the older vigilante's eyes.
"Challenge accepted," Jack smirked, striding towards the bathroom and ignoring your continued protests for him to put you down.
-S-
"Ohhh a present already!" You've opened the door to your shared room after the both of you have gotten ready for the day. There, sitting innocently at your doorstep was a blue box wrapped nicely with a red ribbon. Again, you could hear Jack emit a long-suffering groan. You both knew what it was. Bringing the present into your room and closing the door after you, you teasingly nudged your significant other.
"Ohh don't be such a grumpy wrumpy Scrooge," you chuckled, setting the box on a side table.
"Isn't that supposed to be McCree's job?” Jack scoffed, rolling his eyes.
"Well I mean if the Santa gig doesn't work out, you could always try out for that," you continued your teasing as you pulled at the red ribbon. Arms snaked around your waist and pulled you slightly back into a solid chest.
"You're being very...playful today," the vigilante's voice dropped into a low sexy growl as he nuzzled the top of your head. Fighting through the fierce blush that rose to your cheeks, you finally undid the ribbon and lifted the lid of the box and gasped. They were....
"SO MUCH CUTER THIS YEAR!" You squealed as you reached forward to grab the topmost ugly sweater, ignoring the hundredth long suffering groan coming from Jack.
"Look!" You exclaimed excitedly as you turned the sweater around, "there's even a 76 on the back of yours!"
"How many times have I told Reinhardt..." Jack sighed in resignation as he was forced to take the sweater from you. Internally, and he would never admit it, it was one of the much better looking designs he had seen in years. And well, the carefully embroidered "76" on the back was a really nice touch.  His attention was diverted back to you as you let out another squeal of delight as you held your own sweater up. Yours on the other hand had a similar pattern to his, only embroidered with reindeer, cute log cabins and snowflakes, and of course did not have a giant 76  on the back.
These ugly sweaters were a holiday tradition (well it’s only been running for a few years but still) among the Overwatch team, and Reinhardt always insisted that every one, every single one, had to have a new ugly sweater every year, whether they liked it or not. They also must wear it on the day of celebration, whether they liked it or not. You've been looking forward to this all year, with this sweater the second one you've gotten. Both of them were soft and fluffy, with great woolly material designed to keep the wearer warm. Hell, team members could be seen wearing them outside of the season, because it was just that comfortable.
"You know, I think I might like yours better," you pouted as you looked between the two ugly sweaters.
"I would happily let you have it but I can't fit into yours, not to mention the fact that I will have to endure Reinhardt's pitiful looks of disappointment." Jack's voice was muffled as he pulled his ugly sweater over his head, before proceeding to put on his gun holster and the rest of equipment. Yup, that was your boyfriend, always armed and ready even for parties. You pulled on your own sweater, darting in to steal a quick kiss before Jack attached his visor.
"We wouldn't want that would we?" You laughed as you reached for the door.
"No, we wouldn't," you could hear the smile in his voice as he replied.
-S-
"AHH JACK AND Y/N, HAPPY HOLIDAYS !" Reinhardt boomed joyfully as you both entered the common room.  And surprise, surprise, Reinhardt was dressed as Santa Claus, well, Santa Claus with an ugly sweater of lions wearing Santa hats.
"Happy holidays to you too Rein," you laughed as the older knight swept you both into a bear hug. "Thank you for the lovely sweaters!"
"Ahh it is but my pleasure!" Reinhardt grinned, patting you on the shoulder fondly before turning his attention to Soldier 76, " Jack! How do you like your sweater this year?"
"It is of excellent quality," your significant other replied gruffly, ear turning red ever so slightly.
"HAHA HE LOVES IT!" Reinhardt roared triumphantly as he happily whacked the soldier on the back, causing the man to stagger forward slightly. 
"You're gonna break my back old man," Jack choked.
"Pish posh, you're as strong as a mountain, at least that's what Y/N tells me," the lion knight winked at you.
"Wha-what?" You spluttered, your cheeks turning red to match your significant other's ears.
"Are you supposed to be Santa or Satan, Reinhardt?" Brigitte rolled her eyes, though her mouth was twitching.
"Maybe that red hat of his is hiding the horns," Hana remarked casually.
"What do you mean! I have no horns, see!" The older knight lifted the hat off his head, but somehow the hat made his hair stand up in two points.
"Demon!" Hana gasped dramatically, pointing at Reinhardt's hair.
"Demon?" Baptiste stuck his head into the room.
"Demon? Where?" McCree rushed in a little too eagerly.
"Onii???" Genji popped up from behind the sofa.
"BUT IT’S TOO EARLY FOR DEMONS!" Junkrat yelled from across the room, "THE GAMES ARE NOT DONE YET!"
"Calm down everyone," Ana walked in shaking her head indulgently, "there are no demons here." She gave a pointed look to Junkrat.
"Maybe just a little?" The junker pinched his forefinger and thumb together. Roadhog grunted in agreement.
"We'll see," Ana sighed as she walked over to supervise the setting up of the holiday games.
At this point, Jack had guided you to a quieter spot in the corner.
"Was the theme this year demons?" You asked confused, as the earlier commotion subsided and everyone went back to what they were doing before as more and more of the Overwatch team arrived. Finishing touches to the decorations were being done, a plentiful amount of food and drink were set up at one corner of the room, games (now supervised by Ana) were being prepared and conversations were flowing everywhere, everyone generally having a great time.
"No, that was vetoed by the committee as soon as it was suggested,” Jack chuckled.
"Oh Mr I-don't-really-do-the-holidays is on the planning committee?" You teased, poking his arm playfully.
"Well someone's got to get the practical stuff organised," the super soldier shrugged nonchalantly. You could tell, however, in the way he surveyed the party before him, he was genuinely satisfied with how things were turning out. You slipped your hand into his, bringing the older soldier's attention back to you.
"Come on, let's go enjoy the fruits of your labour," you suggested, smiling at him. You could feel his gaze through his visor, and after a moment or two he gave the small nod.
"Let's go then, sweetheart. I really got to make sure no one spiked the punch again this year." He turned, hand firmly holding onto yours, and led you over towards where joy, smiles and laughter reigned.
-S- When you woke up the next morning, you found yourself alone, which was not unusual. A couple of hours earlier, you've felt a pair of lips press softly against your forehead and a husky whisper of "Sleep well, sweetheart" before you fell back fully into a peaceful slumber. Now as you sat up in bed and yawned, you noticed something that made you especially happy. Yup, Soldier 76 has left his ugly sweater tossed on the floor when... well... when you both engaged in "heat-generating activities" to which a sweater will make it waaayyyy too warm. Giving a happy squeak you grabbed the sweater and rushed to the bathroom.
And that was how Jack found you an hour later, curled up in a chair with a cup of hot cocoa on the side table, reading a book... and wearing nothing but his ugly sweater and your undergarments. You were so engrossed in your book that you did not notice his entry into your shared room. Jack took advantage of your distraction, choosing to lean against the door frame and just admiring how simultaneously adorable and edible you look wearing his sweater and not much else.
You looked up at the sound of someone clearing their throat, only to see your boyfriend leaning against your room's doorway. Jack would never get over how beautiful you were, and how you practically glowed as you looked up and smiled at the sight of him.
"Good morning, Jack," you greeted happily, giving him a tiny wave.
"You really liked my sweater, huh?" The older vigilant observed casually as he approached you. Upon reaching you, he leaned down and captured your lips in a slow and loving kiss. "Good morning, sweetheart," he whispered as he pulled away, smirking as he saw you a little out of breath.
"Well I did tell you yesterday..." You trailed off shyly.
"And so you have," the older man hummed as he lifted you gently so he could sit in your place and sat you back down on his lap. "What are you reading?"
Smiling, you showed him the cover of the book. You both proceeded to cuddle and read the book together, as you sometimes do, reaching occasionally for a sip of your hot chocolate which you now shared with your boyfriend.
It was just as you finished the last of the drink when Jack started nuzzling your neck. You tried swatting him away lightly, wanting to focus on your book. For a moment, you've thought that you have successfully repelled his attention when a large hand grabbed your book from your grasp, another hand smoothly bookmarking the page you were reading and tossing it onto the side table.
"Hey! I was reading th-" You twisted around to glare at the older soldier only to have his mouth silence you in a firm kiss, your body swept into his arms as he swiftly stood up.
"Consider it payment for wearing my sweater," Jack intoned huskily as you both came up for air, his legs bringing you briskly to your bed where he dropped you gently. You barely bounced once before he was looming above you.
"Do you know, sweetheart, how hard it was to focus with you sitting on my lap dressed like that?" He asked, his voice husky and laced with suggestive ideas.
"You didn't like it that much anyway," You tried to shoot back defiantly, only to have your words come out in squeak. Jack pulled back slightly and seemed to be thinking about it for a moment, before leaning forward dangerously and pulling the sweater off in one swift motion and there the sweater returned to the floor. You laid there bare and blushing before your boyfriend save for your underwear.
"You're right, though I much prefer it off you," he whispered before kissing you hard and proceeding to show you his exact preference.
-S-
You both knew his ugly sweater was yours now.
A/N: So, the moment I saw Ugly Sweater 76, I was lost. I mean seriously I thought the sweater was extremely adorable and the next thing I know, I’m writing a fic about it. Yup, I really couldn’t help myself there. In other news... I’m actually in the midst of writing the sequel to To Be With You, titled (wait for it) Dragon Mating Season (if anyone is still reading or waiting at all lol). Anyway as always I hope you enjoy, cheers with love!
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reddeadmort · 5 years
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Might I please request Arthur fussing over pregnant reader, it gives me all the feels! 🙌🏻 like maybe someone bumps into her and Arthur loses it 🥰thank you!!!!!!!!!! ♥️♥️
Love me some fluffy, protective Arthur :D I’m hoping this satisfies your feels craving anon!Btw, heads up, I’m not bothering to have ‘swearing in my guidance/warnings anymore… if I wrote it, assume it’s in there somewhere!
Arthur Morgan x F Reader | “Pregnant, not dying”
Guidance: Minor blood/violence, some fluffy fluff. Brief yeet.
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Arthur Morgan was many things; gorgeous, kind, artistic, with a shoulder to waist ratio that made you weak at the knees, even after all these years. But, right now, Arthur was…….doing your head in. 
Ever since you’d found out about your pregnancy, he’d been treating you differently, trying to help with everything. But since you’d started properly showing, and now you were getting close, he was acting like you were made of glass. You were normally so independent, and not being able to do simple things easily, like picking up a dropped pencil, annoyed you terribly. As Arthur guided you to a chair near the campfire, he asked if you needed anything for what felt like the 10th time in as many minutes. 
“Arthur, god dammit, I’m pregnant, not dying” you snapped. As soon as the words left your lips, you knew they were a mistake. A horrible thing to say to this man that had been through so much. You sighed, quickly grabbing his large hand.
“I’m sorry sweetheart. I’m just fed up of not being able to help out and move around like I used to. And you know I don’t like clumping around in these damn dresses.” Arthur was hurt, but smiled at you sympathetically. No matter what you said, you were carrying his child, and he couldn’t love you any more than he did at that moment. 
“S’all right darlin’. I know you’re frustrated. Tell you what, Miss Grimshaw has asked me to pick up some supplies from town. Why don’t ya come with me. We’ll be takin’ the wagon, so should be a gentle ride.”
You smiled at him; while you were sure his fussing would be the death of you, you loved how much effort he put in to try to make you happy. 
“Sure thing darling, that’d be real nice.” You sat quietly, listening to the birdsong, feeling your baby kick inside you as you waited for Arthur to gather what he needed. It was peaceful here; but you could do with getting out again, seeing people that weren’t part of your odd little family.
The journey took longer than usual, Arthur being very careful to make it as smooth a ride as possible. He brought the cart to a stop outside the Valentine general store, and quickly made his way around to help you down. This was one moment you were more than willing to have his help; you were practically waddling instead of walking as it was, and getting down from a cart was no mean feat in your condition. You placed your hands on his broad shoulders while Arthur carefully hoisted you up into the air and gently deposited you on the ground.
“You go on into the store darlin’, I’ve got an errand to run in the gunsmith. Won’t be long, promise.” Arthur smiled at you and quickly kissed your cheek; you always loved the feel of his stubble against your soft skin. Arthur helped you up the few steps to the store, then headed off up the road. You lingered for a moment, admiring the view as he walked away from you, then opened the shop door.
“Good morning ma’am, lovely to see you again. What can I get for you today?” You liked the Valentine general store owner. He was a kind, family man, and never rushed you to make your mind up about your purchases. You’d made sure the gang knew not to cause any fuss in or near his store; they wouldn’t normally target a place like this, but you’d thought it best to make it clear to some of the more….challenging members of the group. 
“Good morning Francis! Quite a long list today I’m afraid, might take a little while.” You smiled, leaning against the counter, and handed Francis the handwritten note. “Oh and I don’t suppose you’ve managed to procure the item I..err…. mentioned last time?” You shuffled awkwardly, you had no idea why this embarrassed you so much. 
“Of course I have my dear! And please, don’t fret yourself, my wife had far stranger requests than yours when she was in the same way.” He smiled at you, chuckling slightly, as he reached under the counter and presented you with the object of your latest craving; beet juice. “Do be careful though, that red can be a devil for staining everything” he warned. 
“You’re a wonderful man Francis, I can’t thank you enough.” You left the jar on the counter as the shopkeeper turned away to start fetching the other items on the long list the gang members had cobbled together. 
Suddenly, two young well-dressed men burst into the shop, with a young woman trailing anxiously behind them. 
“Acrisius, you are too much of a coward to even buy bait, let alone use it!”
“My dear Proetus, I will be rubbing that bait on myself while you cower behind a rock!”
“Good man, two of your finest packages of Predator bait please!” they chorused at the shopkeeper, while their unfortunate female companion just stood there, shaking her head. 
You chuckled to yourself; Arthur had told you about these two. Constantly trying to outdo the other, he was certain they were going to get themselves killed one of these days. 
“You boys off hunting?” you asked, eyebrow raised. 
“Why yes I am dear lady!” Proetus responded. “I am going to prove how much braver I am than this fool by wrestling with a wolf!”.
“Pish, Proetus, pish!” Acrisius scoffed. “I will be wrestling two wolves while you are crying for mother!”. 
Smiling, you sighed. What idiots. 
“You boys ever even seen a wolf?” The two young men stuttered slightly, bravado slightly dampened. “Because I have. I’ve shot whole packs of ‘em. And I’ve seen what they can do to a prepared hunting man. Let alone two townies like yourselves.” The boys, attempting to cover their growing nervousness, tried to interrupt you, but you didn’t let them.
“You see, the first thing they’ll do is try and get you off your horse. So that means either you falling off as your horse panics and rears, or they’ll clamp their jaws around your foot and drag you off.” You continued, enjoying the expressions slowly changing on the boys’ faces. “Either way, you’re on the ground. And that’s when they’ll go for you. If you’re lucky, it’ll be quick, and they’ll tear your throat out in one go. If you’re unlucky, they may miss; and I can tell you first hand that the noises a man having his face torn off by wolves makes are ungodly.” Your words were having the desired effect; both boys were growing paler by the word. You really didn’t want these boys to end up in the wilderness.
“I’ve patched braver, stronger, men than you up after they’ve been savaged and survived, and believe me, they cried as I slowly stitched the holes in their cheeks together. One fella, I could see clean through into his bloodied mouth….” There we go. 
That last thought proved too much for Proetus, and he keeled over, face first, hitting the floor with a thud. You burst out laughing, you couldn’t help yourself; these poor lads were just too amusing to someone that had had a life like yours. Acrisius straightened up – you could tell he was trying his hardest not to lose his breakfast – and regained some of his previous bravado. 
“I believe it is finally settled! I, Acrisius, am the bravest brother, and am therefore…..” He stepped forwards, forgetting about his brother’s prone body. He tripped, flying towards you, knocking the beet juice to your feet. The jar shattered, splattering bright red juice up your skirt; Acrisius tried to catch himself, only managing to grab your arm and send you tumbling into the grain sacks behind you. They broke your fall well; it was undignified, but you were unhurt. The sight of them both sprawled on the floor was all too much, and your laughing became hysterical; you could barely breathe as you laughed so hard it actually hurt. 
Arthur was feeling quite pleased with himself as he strolled back from the gunsmiths. He’d carefully sneaked your pistols into his satchel this morning, and had gotten the gunsmith to fit the carefully carved pearl grips he knew you’d been pining over. You’d have never bought them for yourself; they were just cosmetic, and you were far too practical for that. He smiled to himself as he thought about how happy they’d make you; he knew he’d been coddling you too much, but he just couldn’t help himself. This time he was going to be there, to protect you and his child, no matter how much eye-rolling and grumbling his fussing produced.
Arthur was only a few metres away when he heard the crash, bang and muffled thuds. His heart stopped, his hand already pulling his revolver out as he sprinted the last few metres and crashed through the door of the shop. The sight before him made his heart break; you were on the floor, struggling to breath, tears streaming down your face, covered in blood from the waist down. 
He quickly scanned the room for the culprit, a mixture of panic and anger fuelling him. Acrisius was scrambling to his feet; Arthur grabbed the front of his shirt in his fist and helped him the rest of the way, and further. Poor Acrisius’s feet dangled in the air as Arthur shoved his gun barrel under his chin. 
“What the hell have you dumb bastards done now!” Arthur yelled in his face. “Actin’ like fools, I told you someone was gonna get hurt!”
You tried to speak to Arthur, but still could barely breathe from laughing so hard. Unable to get a word out, you grabbed the first thing to hand and launched it at his back, desperate to get his attention and reassure him before he killed these two flouncing morons. 
The apple sailed through the air, hitting Acrisius square in the forehead; the force knocked his head back, slamming it into the wooden beam behind him, knocking him clean out. This made you laugh even harder, clutching at your sides as you practically hyperventilated. You’d never been good at throwing, and what a way to miss. 
Shocked, Arthur dropped Acrisius in a crumpled heap on the floor. Rage subsiding, panic became his primary emotion, and he immediately rushed to your side. He grabbed your hands, tears welling up in his eyes.
“I’m so sorry (Y/N). So sorry I wasn’t here sooner. I’m a fool, I should never have left you alone, I’ve let you down.” Arthur’s quiet sobs quickly brought your laughing under control. 
Your hands broke free from his and you grabbed his face with both of them, forcing him to stare directly into your eyes. 
“Darling, look at me. I.am.fine.” You panted, getting your breath back. Arthur was confused, glancing down at your red soaked skirt.
“But, (Y/N), your….you’ve….” his voice trailed off as you followed his gaze downwards, finally seeing things from his point of view. 
“Oh my poor, handsome, protector.” You smiled at him, his face still clasped in your hands. “You’ve seen plenty of blood in your time. Look closer, does that look like blood?” You released Arthur’s face as he turned his head, taking the time to survey the scene properly. He noticed the shards of glass, how thin the liquid was. Not wanting him to be miserable any longer than he had to be, you quickly reassured him again. “It’s beet juice, my sweet. One of those idiots fainted, and the other fell, knocking it onto the floor. It was so comical darling, I couldn’t contain myself.”
Arthur’s shoulders finally relaxed, a huge wave of relief washing over him. “Oh god, (Y/N), I thought I’d lost you both”. He smiled at you, gently stroking your face. 
“I’m still here Arthur. We’re both still here for you. Now help me up, I feel like a damn turtle stuck on it’s back”. Arthur chuckled and helped you to your feet. As he did so, the two boys groaned, finally starting to come round. 
“I’m so sorry about the mess Francis, we’ll pay for the juice of course” you said as you once again leaned on the counter, this time with Arthur’s large arm supporting your waist.
“I’m sorry ma’am, but I won’t hear of it.” You’d almost forgotten about the girl that had accompanied the boys into the shop; she was stood in the corner, one hand to her forehead, shaking her head. “These two desperate, silly, men caused all the trouble, and I will make sure they are the ones to foot the bill. Please, anything you came for is on them. And do pick out a new dress for yourself. I’m going to make sure their mother hears of this.”
You laughed, and graciously accepted the offer. Arthur loaded the items into the wagon while the girl helped you select a new dress; she insisted on you getting one of the more expensive options. While you didn’t need the charity, you were grateful she did; a nice dress might make you feel a bit more like yourself again. The shopkeeper even managed to procure another jar of beet juice from the back storeroom, which you took gratefully. 
As you left the shop, you heard the girl start berating the two boys angrily. “I guess she’s finally had ‘nuff of those fellas antics then” Arthur smiled as he hoisted you gently onto the seat of the cart. The ride back to camp was relaxed, filled with laughter, as you explained what had happened. As Arthur came to a stop in the camp, he put his arm around you and gently kissed your forehead, before pulling away quickly. 
“I almost forgot (Y/N)! I gotcha a present in town.” He scrabbled at his satchel, quickly producing your two pistols, now adorned with their wonderfully iridescent pearl grips.
“Oh Arthur, they’re wonderful, thank you!” You threw your arms around his neck, kissing him firmly on the lips. He smiled his biggest, goofiest grin, before jumping down and hurrying around to your side to help. 
As he lifted you down, you playfully hit him on the chest. “By the way Mr Morgan, you better not panic like that when the baby comes!”
“I ain’t promisin’ nothin’ (Y/N)”. Arthur grinned, and you sighed, smiling, as you walked hand in hand into the camp.  
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I got a sudden flood of tired depression, work today is gonna be a pain. Just gotta pish through until i can get home and do some more writing.
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bewitchingwitch · 5 years
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Constellations pt. 6
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Hey y’all this I my first fanfic and since I’ve been obsessed with Newt Scamander lately I decided to do a series about him depending on if this part gets good reviews
Word Count: 2,800
Theseus was at the office filing out paperwork but his heart wasn't in it. He found himself starring at the clock watching as time slowly ticked by. It was thirty minutes till eight and you hadn't arrived yet. He knew that it was too early for you to arrive but he couldn't help but feeling that something was different about today.
He made his way over to his desk and faced towards the giant window as he watched the sun peak out of the landscape. A sigh escaped his lips. His mind kept drifting back back to the conversation he had with Mr. Smith a day pior. He didn't want to let you go but he saw the way his brother looked at you.
He stayed at the window lost in his own thoughts until he heard his clock chime, ringing in the new hour. He jumped slightly at the noise, furrowing his eyebrows in confusion. It was now 8 and you had not arrived. He made his way to the door and called out into the hallway, to a door that was halfway open. "Margret!"
"Yes Mr. Scamander." A witch in her late forties stepped out of the room a clipboard in one hand and a wand in the other.
"Has Ms. (y/n) (y/l/n) arrived yet." He already knew the answer but he wanted to be sure.
"No your girlfriend Ms. (Y/n) (y/l/n) hasn't arrived yet." Margret said as she made her way back into the room.
"Margret, what did you just say?" Theseus choked out, feeling heat creeping up his neck.
"Your girlfriend has not arrived yet Mr. Scamander." Margret said slowly as she smiled slyly.
"She's not my girlfriend."
"Oh please Theseus it's the talk of the Ministry."
"She's not my girlfriend!" Theseus repeated yet again his voice rising.
"Not yet. The whole Auror department has bets to see when you will finally ask her out. I bet sometime this week, and I have quite a lot of money in the pool so don't let me down!" Margret chipped as she scribbled something down with the quill she was commanding with her wand on her clipboard.
He stood frozen in place, did everyone at the Ministry really think that you guys should be together?
The blush had just crept onto his face. "Margret..." Theseus trailed off as his voice cracked.
"Yes do you need something Mr. Scamander." She asked as paused on entering back into her small office.
"Yes actually. I think I'm going to pay Miss (y/l/n) a visit to find out what's keeping her. So I will need her address." Theseus readjusted his tie knowing that Margret was going to make some side comment, taking his request as something else.
"Mhmmm, just to see what's keeping her. Well alright I'll send it to you in a bit. Make sure to tuck in your shirt you need to look nice if you're gonna help me win that bet." She quickly closed the door before Theseus could respond.
Theseus looked down and noticed that his shirt was untucked at the right corner of his pants. He quickly shoved the shirt back in hoping that Margret hadn't seen that she was right.
He made his way back into his office to wait for your address, he sat down in his chair and spun around in boredom. As he spun he kept thinking that everyone at the damn Ministry wouldn't leave him alone about going out with you. He had only just met you yesterday.
"Mr. Scamander-" Margret opened his office door startling him. He was spinning so fast in his wheeling chair that he toppled over landing flat on his back. "Oh Melin! Mr. Scamander are you okay?" She rushed over to where he was struggling to get up and struggling to make his embarrassment subside.
"I'm fine Margret." His voice cracked as he got up Margret attempting to help him by grabbing onto his forearm.
"You took quite a nasty fall," Margret rambled on as she attempted to smooth out his suit jacket. "Really you should be more careful."
"Margaret I'm fine."
She kept moving around him inspecting him for any injuries. "Are you sure I could have-"
"Margret! I'm fine!" He shouted.
She placed her hands on her hips. "Well excuse me for trying to help!"
"I'm sorry I'm just-"He lowered his voice. "I'm alright, my chair just toppled over."
"Toppled over? You knocked it over by spinning round in it like a child." She scolded a playful gleam in her eye.
"I'm a grown man Margret I can spin around in a wheeling chair if I want." Theseus replied mimicking her stance, and placing his hands on his hips.
"Oh pish posh. You're too much Theseus." She sighed at him, like a mother disappointed with her child.
"I think I'm just the right amount of much." Theseus said proudly.
Margret rolled her eyes. "Anyway I just came to  deliver Miss (y/l/n) address as you requested."
"Ah thank you." He tried to hide his excitement as she handed him a small piece of paper with an address scribbled on it. "Well that's a little bit away from here, I'll just pop in to see why she hasn't arrived yet"
Theseus made his way to the coat rack and slipped on his jacket, straightening out the collar. And was on his way out of the door.
Margret moved over to him and she reached up licking her thumb and wiping a smudge from his face, like a mother would do to a small child. "Maaargret!" He complained.
"I don't want you looking like a mess when you pop in unexpected into her flat."
"I don't look like a mess."
"Well you may not look it but you were just spinning around in a chair and fell out of it, so you are a mess in one way or another." She said  as moved to the side to let him pass. "Are you traveling by floo powder?"
"Yes, I hope she won't mind the intrusion."
"From a handsome man like you I know I wouldn't."
"Margret you do know how to flatter a man." Theseus winked at her as he waved goodbye making his way to the floor transportation center.
He stood in front of the fireplace like contraption and recited your address clearly. He felt himself zoom by and arrived at your flat in 5 seconds tops. But your fireplace area was quite small and he ended up bumping his head on the brick. "Ow."
He called out your name but had no response he thought that maybe you had overslept. He decided that since you were still sleeping there was no harm in just "inspecting" the place just in case you were danger.
Theseus looked around the room quickly taking in the interior of your house. He stepped out and the first thing he saw was the pictures on your mantle. He smiled softly at all of the pictures of you and your family and friends. He noticed that one picture was face down. "Why's this one turned over." He whispered to himself.
He lifted the picture to see a handsome man with tousled wavy raven hair, he was wearing a quidditch uniform, smirking like he knew everything about you and he was winking. "Oh." Theseus felt a surge of jealousy and placed the picture back down roughly. He heard a soft crunch of glass, Theseus had a satisfied smirk on his face.
Theseus lifted up the picture to notice the glass had cracked right across the guy's face. Theseus felt smug as he placed the picture back down again hearing another soft crack.
He turned away from the mantle and noticed in the center of the room Newt's case was wide open.
"(Y/n)!" He called our once more before he moved closer to the case and squatted down, he had a suspicion on where you were and he hoped that it wasn't right. Jealousy began to seep into his chest as he stared at the case hoping that he was wrong.
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You woke up sleepy eyed and found that for a moment you didn't know where you were. Then it all came rushing back to you. You were still leaning against Newt his blue coat wrapped around your shoulders. You blushed at the thoughts of you two kissing invaded your memory.
You shimmed out from underneath him, his head was leaned back, and his arm had been wrapped around you. You noticed that he snores when he sleeps and you stifled a laugh. He was so adorable on so many levels.
You looked the coat off your shoulders and draped it over Newt. You looked around searching for a clock figuring that it couldn't be too late.
You heard a soft ticking and noticed that Newt had a pocket watch in his pants pocket. You lightly reached in a pulled out the watch. You noticed the time and screamed.
Newt jumped. "W-what! What i-is it? I'm awake!" He was stuttering over words still half asleep.
"It's 9:15 I'm late for work and it's only my second day!" You ran your hands nervously through your hair.
"(Y/n)!" You heard a voice call from someone where above.
God? You were going to say before you thought better of it recognizing the voice. "Is that-"
"Theseus." Newt finished a slight look of confusion on his face.
"What's he doing in my apartment." You kept getting more confused by the second.
Newt took your hand and lead you to the staircase as you as ascended up together. Newt looked out first and Theseus saw his mess of curls poke out of the case.
"Newt?" Theseus stood up peering down into the case. Newt squeezed your hand before letting it go.
"Theseus."
You climbed up as Newt stepped out offering you a hand to help you out. "Hello Theseus." You smiled as you stood between the two brothers. "What brings you here?"
"Well I came to fetch you since you were late to work. I wanted to make sure that you weren't in trouble." Theseus remarked. He couldn't help but look you up and down noticing just how short and reveling your night gown was.
"I'm in no trouble at all."
"Thats good, thats good." Theseus cleared his throat. "Well since that's the case you might want to change."
You looked down at your outfit before looking up at Theseus who had quickly averted his eyes so you wouldn't catch him starring. He had his hand covering his mouth as the blush leaked through his fingers. He was a blushing mess and as were you.
"Yes um I'll go do that right now." You scurried past the brothers and into your room, shutting the door behind you.
Theseus watched you close the door before he turned back to his brother crossing his arms across his chest. "What are you doing at her apartment Baby Brother?"
Newt turned away not being able to look his brother in his eyes as he made a move to close his case, Theseus following him. "She asked me to stay for dinner and I a-accepted."
"Yes but why are you still here? Did you spend the night?" Newt could hear the anger laced in Theseus' tone.
"Y-Yes I s-spend the night."
"Hmph." Theseus turned away.
"What do you mean by hmph." Newt asked as he felt the rush of anger fuel his body.
"Nothing. Don't you think it's a little much to spend the night over at a lady's house who you've just met the day previous?" Theseus said nonchalantly.
Newt turned to look at his brother who was leaning against the mantle, arms still crossed giving him a nasty smirk.
"Really?" And don't you think it's a little much to pop into a lady's flat unexpected when you've just met her the day previous?" Newt shot back as he took a step closer to his brother.
"This is completely different Newton. It's purely professional. Unlike your crush on Miss (y/n)."  Theseus knew he hit a nerve, but at the moment he didn't care because despite himself he liked you and he couldn't stand that his brother was sweeping you off your feet.
"I don't have a crush on her." Newt whispered.
"Oh please, it's as evident as the freckles on your face." Newt could particularly hear the venom in his brothers voice.
"Well at least I'm brave enough to act on my f-feelings." Newt defended and he saw that he had struck Theseus in a sensitive spot. This gave him a small surge of courage to continue. "Instead of longingly starring at her, every chance I get."
"I do not do that. And how dare you accuse me of having a crush on Miss (y/l/n)." Theseus raised his voice moving to stand close to his defiant brother.
That was when Theseus realized his mistake. He admitted something that he shouldn't have. He prayed that Newt didn't catch it. But he could see that it wasn't so. "Newt I-"
"I never said anything about a crush." Newt lowered his voice fearing the worst. If Theseus had a crush on you that meant that he could never be with you. It meant that he had competition to win you over and his competition was the worst of all, his brother Theseus.
Because Theseus was always better at everything, growing up he was always the gold standard the one that all the girls sent love notes to. He won every award and he always got what he wanted. While Newt was always left behind in the dust.
"Do you have a crush on her Theseus?" Newt's voice was barley audible.
There was no noise in the apartment other than soft breathing and the ticking of the clock on your wall. "Well." Newt was getting angry. "Do you? Do you have a crush on her Theseus?" Despite himself he could feel the tears pooling in his eyes. He had already lost Tina to someone better, he couldn't lose you too.
Theseus looked at his brother and felt his heart break in two. He noticed the way that Newt in that moment seemed to have the life sucked out of him. The confidence that was there a second earlier was no where to be found now. "I-"
"I'm ready now Theseus." You interrupted as you walked into the room. You noticed how close the brothers were standing and how you could cut the tension with a knife. You took into account the panicked looks on Theseus' face and the tears that were threatening to spill from Newt's eyes.
"Newt are you okay?" You asked as you moved over to where he was standing.
"I'm fine." Newt lied as he took a step back. you were hurt that he had moved away from you. "But you look n-nice." He weakly attempted to change the subject.
You were wearing a very simple greenish blue dress that stopped mid calf. It had a slight slit that stopped at your upper thigh. You had a light black shaw that dapped over shoulder. "You look stunning as always." Theseus replied his cool composure back.
"We'll continue this later." Theseus said to Newt as he make a move to stand closer to you.
"But, Newt are you sure your okay?" You asked as you moved away from Theseus and closer to Newt. You reached up to brush his hair back, he leaned into your touch.
"I'm alright." You gave him a unconvinced look. "Really, I am." He moved his hand up to cup yours and you leaned into his hand. He kissed you lightly on your forehead, and you gave a smile.
Newt looked past you to see that Theseus was starring with sad jealously. Theseus was doing his best to keep calm, he liked you there was no denying that now. And as he watched how you stared at his brother he knew it was true. He knew that he wanted you and he hoped that he could win you over.
Well we better get going." Theseus cut in and he offered his arm out and you took it, he led you to your fireplace and Newt watched you.
"I hope to see you soon." It was the last thing you said before you traveled out of your apartment and to the ministry, and the last thing you saw was Newt waving at you a soft smile on his lips.
I decided to split this chapter into two parts. The next part is going to give you hella Theseus feels and it might have you questing what team you're on.
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WA-PISH! For Makoto Niijima
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Tsk, tsk, tsk... A very poor choice of actions, my friend.
To put a long story short, you saw her walking down the hall, probably on her way to a student council meeting or whatever, you didn’t really care, and you thought to yourself, ‘Today, I’m gonna smack Makoto Niijima’s nice ass!’
And well, ho boy, it did not end well, but what were you expecting? You just slapped the booty of the STUDENT COUNCIL PRESIDENT.
Sure, the entire student body now thinks very poorly of you, and you may or may not get called into the headmasters office later on to be suspended or expelled for harassment, but hey, at least got to briefly feel the ass of a queen, so it was kinda worth it...?
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(First film. Auradon Chapel. Day before coronation)
Ben: I yelled at Audrey just now
Doug (distracted by the planning for the next days ceremony): left a bit. Back. Back. Back
Ben: you know in this light you look a little bit like Cogsworth
Doug (horrified): ok you got my attention
Ben: Danke dir
Doug: de rien. So. What can I do you for?
Ben: I yelled at Audrey just now.
Doug: she probably deserved it. What did she do?
Ben: she kept poking my face seeing if I was under a spell. And. I yelled
Doug: what did you yell?
Ben: “please don’t touch my face”
(Doug looks like he’s seriously reconsidering Ben’s maturity level)
Ben: I went all beast on her
Doug: yes. I imagine that must be very difficult.
Ben: you’re not taking this seriously. She thought Mal spelled me
Doug: as much as I hate to agree with your ex. I thought so too
Ben: but you did it out of concern for me. Audrey’s just doing it to be
Doug: a bitch?
Ben: mean. And to try and get Mal jay Carlos and Evie expelled
Doug: you really can’t say that word can you.
Ben: it’s a matter of being willing to. Not being able too. I’m able to say b...that word but I’m not willing to. Especially when we’re in a church
Doug: it’s a cathedral. And besides we both know you don’t
Ben (slamming his hands over Doug’s mouth just as lumiere walks by): heh heh. Oh you. With your blasphemous rhetoric.
(He takes his hands off Doug’s mouth)
Doug: last year you said all religion was a scam
Ben: I was drunk
Doug: yeah we probably shouldn’t have let Lonnie convince us to break into your dads collection of port the night before our big geometry final
Ben: at least a got a C
Doug: minus
Ben: yeah. How do I apologise to Audrey without giving her any indication that I was any to get back together with her?
Doug: there’s only one way to make it up to Audrey. And you won’t like it
Ben: I’m not sending our friends back to the isle
Doug: then you can’t make it up to her. Let her be angry. Let her be pissed. As long as she directs all her bitterness at you instead of Mal then take the venom in good faith and accept she will be mad for a very long time
Ben: and if she goes after Mal
Doug: finish off Audrey and I’ll erase all record of her and we’ll make her family think they’re crazy
Ben: that’s cruel.
Doug: do you have any better ideas
Ben: garlic sesame blue cheese croissant
Doug: ok. That would probably work better.
Ben: phew. I don’t like people being mad at me. It feels like I failed them
Doug: you’re about to be the king of the entire realm. You’ll be feeling like that for decades
Ben: thanks buddy
Doug: you’re welcome
Ben: oh hey. How’d your date with Evie go
Doug: we danced. A lot. And she discovered maple pecan waffles. And I learned that ginger ale does in fact not settle my stomach
Ben: Doug you’re in perfect health
Doug: I’m not immune to first date jitters Ben
Ben: ohhhh
Doug: mhmm. C’mon. Cogsworth wants me to show you this
(They walk over to the dais. On it is an obscenely big statue of Ben looking all regal)
Ben: take it back. Reimburse the sculptors for the material used. It’s tacky. I’d much rather prefer one of my head.
Doug: that’s what I told him you’d say.
Ben: and he said
Doug (doing a frightfully good imitation of the former clock): “pish posh. It’s magnificent. It’s just like his fathers. You. Boy. Show it to him. He’ll be thrilled”
Ben: I don’t want to be my father.
Doug: I know. Want me to smelt it down and make cutlery out of it.
Ben: please
Doug: will do.
Ben: I have to get Cogssy back for this don’t I?
Doug: I wou (notices Ben’s sneaky expression) no. Absolutely not.
Ben (sense of childish wander on his face): yeah
Doug (parent voice): Ben. Don’t.
(They look at each other. Then Ben’s running for the doors Doug following close behind him. The half dwarf tackles the prince and they fall to the floor and Doug carries him to a side room)
Ben: let me go
Doug (hold Ben’s arms behind his back): no. (Ben goes silent) and I’m looking at the back of your head so the eyes shan’t work on me.
Ben: mean
Doug: yes. Unlike everyone else that cares about you I’m aware that you can handle a blow to the head.
Ben: fairs fair. But why not.
Doug: because. We’ve tried it. And you just look wrong in anything else but blue and yellow. So asking Evie to make you a purple and green suit will not work. And it’s the day before the coronation and you are not going to put that kind of stress on her
Ben: oh darn. I forgot
Doug: that’s ok nobody’s perfect. I’m going to let you go now ok
Ben: but. I might
Doug: no you won’t
Ben: yeah I won’t.
(Doug lets him go)
Ben: I’m gonna go tell Cogsworth to scrap the statue. Wanna come with?
Doug: sure. I love seeing his face crumble when confronted by the headstrongness of today’s youth.
Ben: you’re an old soul trapped in a teenagers body. You know that right?
Doug: yep
(They leave the sideroom)
(Later)
(Jaylos’s room)
Jay: so the exosuits fit?
Carlos: me.
Mal: Lonnie texted me. Hers and Jane’s fit ok.
Carlos: and what about a jay’s new favourite
Mal: Ben’s fits fine as well
Evie: So does Doug’s.
Carlos: So does mine.
Jay: so we’re all set
Evie: I’m going to bed.
Carlos: it’s only six thirty. It’s not even dinner time yet
Evie: I’m not really hungry. Heh heh. Haven’t said that in a while. Or at least not willingly
Mal: I’m gonna go to the library.
Evie: stop her
Jay: why
Evie: she’s got a letter. Yoink
(She reads it. Getting steadily more appalled)
Evie: you cannot be serious. You’re going to leave!
Jay: what
Carlos: no!
Evie: “Ben. I’m sorry. You need to be safe. There’s a chance this could all fall apart. You deserve better. Please take care of all three of my friends” You’re going to leave him. After all he’s done to help us?
Mal: if this all goes south then I’m taking the blame. For it all. She can kill me. Or I’ll go on the run. Either way. You’ll all be safe.
Evie: what the hell is wrong with you
Jay: she has a guilt complex a kingdom wide
Evie: not where it counts
Carlos: do you really want to get into that now?
Evie (scowling at Mal): no
Mal: fine. You want me to burn the letter. (She clicks her fingers and the letter bursts into flames. Evie drops it before she gets burned. It curls up into cinders on the carpet). There. It’s gone. Like it never happened.
(She starts to leave)
Evie: where the hell are you going now?
Mal: to the only place I can get any peace from you
(Mal slams the door closed).
(Halfway to the library)
Mal: I’m so sorry-hi
Audrey (scowling at her): what?
Mal (looking terrified): uhhhh
Audrey: oh please. Please tell me that someone finally stopped you running your fat mouth and you can’t ruin anyone else’s life.
(She pushes past Mal and goes to leave)
Mal: wait! Please. Wait
Audrey: what. What now. What more could you possibly do to ruin my life even more then you already have?
Mal: I have a book
Audrey (fake excitement): congratulations. You know how to read. Try not to hurt yourself
Mal: a spell book. You were right
Audrey: of course I was. What was I right about
Mal: we. We were sent here. Ahem. To get the wand. And. Release. Release our parents. But we’re not going to. Fairy godmother knows. So does Ben. And Doug. And Lonnie. And Jane. Here (She poofs up the spell book and shows it to Audrey) as you can see there’s no love spell. It stops three hundred pages in. My mother tore them out. There needs to be pre-existing feelings for them to work. And she doesn’t believe anyone could love me
Audrey (flipping through the book): smart lady. Bitch in the gutter. But smart. Why are you showing me this
Mal: because I’m sorry
Audrey: no you’re not. If you were you’d go back
(She throws the book at Mal’s face and stalks off, hiding a page in her blouse sleeve)
(The boys room)
Jay: so once this is all over. What are you planning
Carlos: pizza.
Evie: chemistry. Or fashion. But what ever it is. I wanna be better
(This is when “my declaration” happens)
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letthesparkleshine · 5 years
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You remembered.
Part 5!
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Members: Jungkook and Taehyung X you (by this point I should also add Jin)
Part 1 *  Part 2 * Part 3 * Part 4
‘‘Guys I have an incredible news.’‘ said Jungkook as he entered their dorm. He was smiling very widely, obviously showing his happiness.
‘‘What’s up Kook?’‘ asked Yoongi.
‘‘Y/N is coming on Thursday.’‘ 
As Jungkook said those words everybody started definitely listening if they weren’t before.
‘‘Wait, seriously? Or is this one of your jokes again trying to get me all worked up?’‘ asked Taehyung.
‘No I’m being serious, she said she would come to our dorm to hang out like we used to.’‘ answered Kookie.
‘‘Are you for real? You’re not joking?’‘ asked Jin sounding very serious.
‘‘Why would I be joking?’‘ asked Jungkook ‘‘You guys know how important she is to me.’‘ he said the last part kind of quietly.
‘‘We know. Hey it’s a good thing she’s coming. That means that she moved on Tae. And we used to hang out a lot, I missed her a little, I’m glad she’s coming.’‘ said Jimin. He was always very supportive of Jungkook, not just him but everybody else as well. His words meant to Kook a lot.
‘‘Yeah me too’‘ agreed Suga.
‘‘Is it ok with you though Taehyung? ‘‘asked Kookie. ‘‘ I kinda didn’t take your feelings into consideration, I was just so happy when she said yes.’‘
Tae looked at Jungkook with such love in his eyes: ‘’I can only imagine how happy you were. It’s ok with me, I know that you love her.’’
Jungkook was taken a back for a moment. He didn’t know that Tae knew about his crush on Y/N.
‘‘What do you mean you know? How, who told you?’‘ he asked.
‘‘It’s pretty obvious. But also Jimin gave you out, he really can’t keep his mouth closed for his life.’‘
‘‘Hey!!’‘ said Jimin a bit loudly. ‘‘I swear I’m never telling you anything ever again.’’
‘‘Don’t worry, I don’t think Jungkook’s  going to be mad. He does love her and he should go after her. She’s great.’‘ said Taehyung and Kookie just smiled.
The atmosphere relaxed and Jungkook said:’’Thank you so much Tae you have no idea what these words mean to me.’’
Everybody was chitchatting and laughing a little bit. Jungkook took out his phone and texted Y/N.
‘‘Everybody is excited that you are coming, there’s no way back now that they know, you have to come.’‘
‘‘I’m coming don’t worry, I miss those guys too.’‘
You put your phone away and sighed. What the hell did you get yourself into. You didn’t wanna go there but you also kind of wanted to. It’s been a while and you are still friends with them, well most of them. You were very deep into thinking when you suddenly heard a doorbell ring.
‘‘ Y/N it’s me, open up,’‘ said Miri.
You went to open the door to her. She hugged you and didn’t even give you a chance to say hi.
‘‘So Jimin told me some fresh news. someone is going to be hanging out with someone on Thursday. ‘‘ said Miri while giving you a sly look.
‘‘I swear the mouth on that kid. It’s a good thing he’s pretty.’‘ you said. ‘‘please don’t judge me it was by accident. Jungkook asked me when i wasn’t listening and I agreed before knowing what he was talking about. If i knew what he asked me I would have said no.’‘
‘‘I think it’s a good thing you’re going actually,’’ said Miri ‘’it’s been two months and you should be able to hang out with them, well at least others if not Taehyung.’’
‘‘I know Miri. That’s why I’m going to go and give it a chance anyway. Although I am a little bit afraid of seeing Jin. It’s just.. Ughhhh. Everything is just so weird-.’‘ you were nagging to Miri ‘‘-I mean, Isn’t it?’‘
‘‘Well of course it’s weird, you dated your bestfriend’s friend and slept with another friend of his. And they’re all friends.’‘ said Miri.
Her words got you thinking maybe you shouldn’t be going.
‘‘But there is no turning back now. You’re going Y/N. Besides don’t worry about a thing just go and try to have fun with them like you used to. You’re not still hung up on Tae, are you?’‘ she asked giving you one of her raised eyebrows look.
‘‘I wouldn’t say hung up but I do care about him still in a way. I mean we dated for 2 years.’‘
‘‘You’re right, you can’t just move on after 2 months but you’re trying and that’s all that matters.’‘ said Miri deciding to finish this topic for now.’‘Now, let’s get going.’‘
‘‘Where are we going?’’ you asked.
‘‘Oh I need a drink and you’re coming with me. I had a really rough day at work today. plus Jimin pissed me off earlier.’‘ she said.
‘‘Oh no..-’‘ you said jokingly ‘‘-trouble in lovers paradise?’‘
‘‘I swear Y/N one of these days I’m going to leave you.’‘
‘‘Oh relax, I’m joking, let’s go.’‘ you said while linking your arms together.
‘‘But just one drink for me.’‘ you said.
Miri looked at you as if you had just fallen out of the sky.
‘‘Okay, maybe two. But that’s it! You know the last time I drank it didn’t end well.’‘ you said remembering the night you spent with Jin.
‘‘Oh pish posh, it happened, don’t stress about it. Plus he’s hot so that’s a good thing to remember.’‘ she said making you laugh.
‘‘Oh Miri, what would I do without you?’‘
Days were passing one by one and pretty soon the very much expected evening at the guys dorm has arrived. You thought you would be scared going back there after such a long time but you were rather very excited, barely anticipating it. You remembered the good times you guys spent, all the funny and loving memories were coming back to you and you had a smile on your face. You just took a shower and were about to get dressed. Now how does a person who is going to hang out with their ex dress for the friendly occasion?
You stood for a solid 10 minutes in front of your closet just looking at it. At last you decided to go with regular jeans and over-sized Mickey mouse shirt. It was your favorite shirt. You got it from Jungkook when you were about 16 years old. It was the first gift he had ever bought you.
You still remember the day he bought it for you. You were just so happy. You thought he was going to confess that day since it was you 1 year friendship anniversary. You still remember the excitement you felt when you saw him that night. The little spark in your eyes, the trembling feeling in your stomach, all those memories came flooding back. You remember how you gave him a present as well. It was a mix-tape of all of his favorite songs, but you also added one song of your choice. Just so he would have a special memory of you. But nothing you ever daydreamed about or imagined happened. He didn’t confess but it wasn’t important, because pretty much soon after that you got together with Tae. And boy did he shake up your world; in a way you didn’t think it was even possible. You started thinking about all the nice moments you guys have been through together. You were very deep in your thoughts when suddenly your phone suddenly buzzed in your pocket and it stopped you with reminiscing the past. It was a message from Jungkook.
‘‘Hey where are you?’‘
‘‘About to leave my house but I have to make a stop by. I’ll see you guys in an hour. :)’‘
‘‘Can’t wait :) ’‘
You sent the message and put your phone in your pocket. You put on your jacket and took a deep breath.
‘‘God help me.’‘ you thought to yourself and left your apartment.
She’s gonna be here in an hour!’’ shouted Kookie to his friends. 
‘‘Chill dude, I know you’re excited, we all are kind of.’‘ said Jimin.
‘‘You don’t get it Jimin. Her coming here is the first step of our amazing love story.’‘ said Jungkook smiling very widely showing his bunny teeth.
Jimin just smiled at him and how adorable he was when he was in love.
Jin was eating with Namjoon in the next room. They heard the whole conversation. He couldn’t help but to feel guilty. Namjoon saw how his mood changed and so he said: ‘’Hey lighten up. It’s not going to be that bad.’’
‘‘Yeah I know I just can’t help but to feel guilty. Look how happy he is imagine if he found out.’‘ said Jin.
‘‘He’s not going to find out, because you guys agreed that you would keep it for yourself and pretend like it never happened.’‘ said Joon.
‘‘I know all that it’s just-’‘ he stopped for a moment. ‘‘-ughh.. you’re right. It didn’t happen, we moved on, so let’s just continue eating.’‘ he finished.
‘‘Don’t worry buddy, it’s going to be okay.’‘ he tried to console him.
An hour at the dorm passed by quickly, guys were lounging around, some relaxing and other anticipating the person they used to spend so much time with.
Suddenly they heard knocking coming from the other side of their entrance door.
‘‘Would you please just go Y/N and stop being such a crybaby. ‘‘ said Miri.
‘‘I know I just can’t help myself.’‘ you said ‘‘I had to stop by so you could put some peace and sense into my mind.’‘
‘‘Oh I think it’s way too late for that’‘ Miri said and you just couldn’t take her joking at the moment so you grabbed your things as she continued: ‘‘Hold on, calm down Y/N I was just joking.’‘ she said this time seriously and you stopped.
‘‘Yes it’s going to be awkward, because so much time has passed since you guys hung out and that’s ok. Things change, people change and there is nothing wrong with that.’‘
Her words were helpful a little.
‘‘But you love those guys, and so do I and please just go make things better so all of us can hang out again like we used to.’‘ she finished.
You took a deep breath and looked at your best friend.You never thought of other people when you and Tae had just broken up. She must have gone through so much as well. She and Jimin started to date seriously just couple of months prior to your break up and you and Tae ending things put pressure on their relationship as well.
You hugged her and said :’’I’m so sorry Miri.’’
‘‘What are you talking about?’‘ she asked.
‘‘I just haven’t been the friend you deserved lately and you have been so good to me. I promise I’ll make things good again.’
Miri’s eyes became a little teary as those words left your mouth. You hugged her once again as saying goodbye. You took a deep breath and headed towards the guy’s dorm. But before you left Miri said one last thing looking at you with so much love in her eyes: ‘’You are amazing  Y/N you know that?’’
You smiled kindly at her and left her apartment.
On your way towards the dorm you decided to not think about how things could go. You were just going to go with the flow and whatever happened, happened.
In couple of minutes you reached their dorm. Took yet another deep breath and knocked on their door.
‘‘I’ll get it!!’‘ Jungkook practically screamed while running from the other room to answer the door for you.
‘‘Chill or I’m going to leave.’‘ said Yoongi to him without a hint of sarcasm.
Kookie calmed down for a moment and opened the door.
It was the one person which could make him happy as no one.
‘‘You’re finally here.’‘ he said while hugging you.
You smiled at him. He could make any person happy with his charms without realizing it. He was simply just so adorable.
‘‘Come in, there are others here too.’‘
You left your belongings on the table near the hallway and followed Kookie to living room. There you saw Namjoon, Jimin and Yoongi. They all gave you a hug. And if you had to be honest with yourself at the moment, none of that felt awkward. The guys started asking you how were you and the conversation went on normally. You sat down and talked to them as if nothing has changed about everyday things. For a moment you looked at Jungkook and he was just so happy. It made you happy as well.
After an hour or so passed, you asked them: ‘’So where are the others?’’
For a second everyone went silent and looked at each-other as if they were communicating with their minds. It truly felt like an episode of telenovela.
‘‘Oh come on guys you know we have to get pass this Taehyung conversation. I promise you I won’t make it awkward, but you have to try too.’‘ 
Namjoon answered you: ‘’Tae and Jin went with Hobi to practice this new dance we’re learning.’’
‘‘Oh I see..’‘ you said. And after that there it was again, the awkward silence that you were dreading so much, hoping you could avoid it for the evening. It was just the looks the guys were exchanging. You could literally hear the conversation they were having between each other.
As you were about to say something Yoongi interrupted you.
‘‘ Y/N are you over Tae?’‘ 
You were taken back a little by his very direct question but you didn’t mind. The others however were so shocked by Yoongi’s words their eyes popped out and mouths hung open.
‘‘You cant just ask her that, like that Yoongi.’‘ said Jimin in your defense.
‘‘Oh, it’s okay Jimin I don’t mind-’‘ the others looked at you with their mouths still open but at least their eyes were focused now ‘‘. -no really, it’s okay to ask that question, we would have to get it over with at some point anyway. ‘‘ you finished the sentence.
‘‘Honestly, I am.’‘ you said and the guys gave you a kind smile. ‘‘I mean I still care about him of course, you don’t forget the person you spent with almost everyday for two years just like that, but I am moving on successfully as time passes.’‘
The company of four was quiet at the moment, probably having yet another ‘mind’ chat of their own so you just continued speaking.
‘‘And besides, he was very honest with me from the beginning so I think that helped a lot as well.’‘
‘‘Well I’m happy for you.’‘ said Jimin sincerely.
‘‘Yeah me too-’‘ added Yoongi. ‘‘-aaand, I think you could do better.’‘ said Suga making everybody laugh due to his unexpected comment.
‘‘I mean Tae is a babe but so are you, and you are a babe who also has a hot sister so would you mind introducing her to me?’‘ asked Yoongi.
‘‘Of course he has to go with her sister.’‘ said Namjoon while rolling his eyes.
‘‘What is it with everybody and my sister?’‘you asked very seriously but you made everyone else laugh. The atmosphere was very laid back at the moment and things were going actually really good.
‘‘Well for starters she is hot Y/N, like worldwide handsome level hot and I saw her first Yoongi.’‘ said Jin as he entered the room.
You were just as surprised as everyone else was. But there they were Jin, Hoseok and Taehyung entering their living room in all their glory. 
You stood up out of the habit to greet them but you didn’t know how to react. I mean you could hug Hobi but Jin and Tae, oh boy. At least Jin was acting it out and trying not to make it awkward but Taehyung. He was just standing there and looking at you.
‘‘Hi guys’‘ you said as normal as possible.
‘‘Long time no see Y/N, you look great!’‘ said Hobi while giving you a hug. You really appreciated his positive energy even in the most of the awkward of moments. He really was such a sunshine as he looked like.
‘‘Good to see you too Hobi and thank you, you don’t look so bad yourself.’‘ you said making him laugh.
‘‘And Jin my sister, really?’‘ you said facing towards him. Of course your one night stand was in your mind at the moment, I mean how could he ask such a thing. But it was Jin. Everybody loved him for his unique, yet sometimes self centered -but in a good way, sense of humor.
Jin as well remembered the night you spent together, oh he remembered it so well, but as you guys made a deal to ignore it completely, he tried to stay true to his side of the deal. He gave you a friendly hug and said: ‘‘What can I say, women in your family have a special charm.’‘
You hit him playfully as everybody else laughed. Suddenly you heard a voice coming from the other side of the living room.
‘‘You really do look good Y/N .’‘ said Taehyung.
You looked at him and gave him an honest smile. It was one of those smiles where you didn’t have to say anything yet the other person could understand you completely.
‘‘Well anyways, I’m going to take a shower.’‘ said Tae and with those words he left the room.
‘‘Okay now that the coast is clear, how about NOW, are you still sure you don’t have feelings for him.’‘ asked Yoongi.
‘‘Wow Yoongi, when did you become such a gossip, want to know it all?’‘ asked Jimin.
‘‘What can I say, I love a good drama.’‘ he answered very simply.
‘‘Honestly guys my answer is still no.’‘ you said confidently. Everybody was looking at you waiting to hear if you’re going to say something else in addition.
‘‘Guys I swear if you don’t stop looking at me like that I’m going to tell my sister not to come to my birthday party this year.’‘ 
‘No, no , No-’‘ they all started screaming in unison. You couldn’t believe your eyes. Men.
‘‘Fine, we’ll stop, just not your sister please.’‘ said Yoongi.
‘‘Once again, I saw her first Yoongi.’‘ argued Jin ‘‘And also, I’m older.’‘
‘‘Like that matters and besides, only by three months, that’s nothing.’‘ Yoongi argued back. 
They went back and forth with bickering like that for good 3 minutes when Jungkook cut them both.
‘‘Wait Y/N , does that mean you’re inviting us to your birthday party?’‘ he said with a voice full of hope.
‘‘Of course Kookie.’‘ You answered. 
He stood up and went straight to hug you. He was so happy.
‘‘No matter the past we are all still good friends and I want us to remain like that.’‘ you took Kookie’s hand. ‘‘Promise me you’ll come.’‘ you said while looking him in the eyes.
He took both of your hands in his hands , looked you in the eyes and said: ‘’I promise.’’ 
The whole room went quiet for a moment, everyone was looking at the two of you and it made sense, you guys looked like a couple. To shorten the much awkward moment you said a bit louder, this time referring to everybody else as well: ‘’You too. All of you.’’ pointing to everyone else in the room.
Everyone nodded their heads and agreed with your statement.
‘‘Me too?’‘ said Taehyung very silently standing at the back of the living room. You let go of Jungkook’s hands and walked over to him. You looked him in the eyes and said: ‘‘Of course.’‘ He smiled very vaguely back at you. It was a sweet moment that you guys shared. You felt your heart skip a beat but it was good. It didn’t bother you nor did you blush.
‘‘You are still a big part of my life. I can’t change the past nor that I wish I could. I‘m happy at the moment with my life, and I’m also very happy for you. Yes, I was mad at first but after thinking things through, I can finally say that I understand you.’‘ 
He smiled at your words. And again, it was that smile where you understood him completely without him saying a word.
At this point you realized everyone else was in the room as well, it wasn’t just you and Taehyung. 
‘‘Aaaand you guys are aswell a part of my past and I wish for you to stay as well a part of my present.’’ you said to break the moment.
‘’Aww look at our girl being so sweet. Group hug!’’ yelled Hoseok and everyone gathered around and squeezed you very tightly. You smiled at the current situation happening. Guys were around you hugging you like they used to and everything felt as if nothing had changed.
‘‘Okay break time I need to use the bathroom.’‘ you said breaking your hug and heading to the bathroom.
‘‘You just can’t accept our love can’t you?’‘ said Jimin and you gave him a very wide smile on your way to the bathroom. ‘‘Don’t miss me too much’‘ you yelled before locking the bathroom door.
‘‘Can’t promise you’‘ said Kooke very quietly but everyone around him still heard him.
‘‘Dude don’t say that to us, tell her.’‘ said Taehyung.
Other turned to Tae obviously more surprised by his words instead of Jungkook’s.
‘‘Why are you all looking at me like that?’’ asked V. ‘’I mean it, ask her out, she’s in a good place, you got nothing to lose. And don’t worry about me. I mean it, ask her.’’
The room went quiet for a moment. Jungkook didn’t know  what to say. He was happy that both you and Tae had moved on, but he was still scared. He was afraid he would ruin things with you.
‘‘Guys you know I can’t do that.’‘ he said
‘‘Kook, she’s wearing a shirt you bought for her years ago. Trust me if she wouldn’t care for you she wouldn’t have worn it exactly on this day.’‘ said Jimin,
‘‘That has nothing to do with us hanging out.’‘ said Jungkook in his defense.
‘‘I agree with Jimin, I think it has.’‘ said Namjoon. Everyone agreed and stood against Kookie except Jin. He was oddly very quiet and that is definitely nothing like him. Jungkok noticed his silence so he asked him.
‘‘Jin what do you think about it?’‘
At that moment another person’s voice could be heard.
‘‘Think about what?’‘ you said. 
‘‘Oh nothing just a song we’re working on.’‘ said Namjoon saving everyone’s asses. Jungkook looked at him and mouthed thank you.
You spent the rest of the evening talking with 7 ot them just like you used to. You didn’t ask anything about Tae’s girlfriend but it was weird to you that she wasn’t there. But on the second thought, Miri wasn’t there either so you decided to just let the thought go completely.
‘‘Okay everyone I’m going to go.’‘ you said after a while.
‘‘What? No! Why would you go so soon.’‘ everybody wanted you to stay a little bit longer. It has been a while since you guys saw each-other and evening definitely passed by too fast.
‘‘I have to go, I promised Miri I’d stop by her place.’‘
‘‘You see Miri all the time. Just stay a little bit longer.’‘ said Jin. His words sounded sincere as ever. You could feel his words and his actual wishing for you to stay. None of the guys found it weird except Namjoon. His body shifted a little bit after hearing Jin’s words and he looked at him a bit weirdly, almost suspiciously of something.
‘‘I really wish I could stay, but I have to go, I really do. I promise though to see you again very soon.’‘ you said while standing up and heading to get your belongings you left when you first arrived. 
You hug each of them, even Taehyung, and put on your shoes.
‘‘I’ll walk you out’‘ said Jungkook and you just smiled and waved goodbye to the others.
At the dorm...
Jin left straight to his room after Y/N leaving. Nobody thought of it as something weird but Namjoon definitely knew something was going on. He followed him, knocked on his door, and entered his room.
‘‘Okay what’s going on? he asked reading Jin’s mind.
‘‘Nothing.’’ answered Jin very simply.
‘‘Oh please, like I don’t know you.’‘ Namjoon argued back.
‘‘Just leave please.’‘ Jin asked of him semi patiently.
‘‘You like her, don’t you?’‘ he said very directly.
‘‘What? No, I don’t,-’‘ answered Jin ‘‘-and please, just leave.’‘
‘‘No can do, you like her, which means we have a problem. And it’s a very big problem about which we’re going to talk about Jin.’‘ he said.
‘‘Oh no, we’re not. I don’t like Y/N, so please, just leave already.’‘ Jin said this time a bit louder.
‘‘Jin, pleas-’‘ said Namjoon but he interrupted him, this time shouting loud enough for Namjoon to hear him, but nobody else: ‘‘Leave now, please!!’‘
Namjoon sighed and decided to go. Jin was in no mood for a conversation and he could very obviously see that.
Seokjin laid in his bed after Joon left. He was quiet for a moment just letting his thoughts pass by. After couple of minutes passed he took out a book from under his bed. It was his dairy. He opened it and continued writing where he left of.
Today I realized something. I think I’m in love...
Meanwhile in front of the dorm..
‘‘You really didn’t have to come out Kookie.’‘ you said while looking for a phone in your purse.
‘‘Oh no problem, I wanted to.’‘ he said.
You stopped searching for a moment to smile at him and then you continued walking. Jungkook was grinning to himself, You saw that so you asked him:’’ What’s that sly smile about?’’
‘‘I like your shirt.’‘ he answered still smiling like a baby.
You stopped walking and said: ‘’Thanks. I got it from this guy, he’s a bit weird but I like him.’’
Jungkook turned around to face you, he wasn’t having any of your sarcasm so he said : ‘’That guy must have patience of an 80-year old for dealing with you.’’
You laughed at his comment and hugged him.
‘‘I had a lovely time Kook, thanks for inviting me.’‘
‘‘Are you kidding? Did you see how everyone was happy, of course I had to invite you.’‘ he said very sincerely.
His words were very soothing to you, you liked that you had such a good friend like him no matter the situation.
‘‘Well I should get going, thank you for walking me out.’‘ you let go of him and started to walk towards Miri’s apartment. After taking couple of steps you suddenly heard Kook yelling
‘‘Let’s go on a date Y/N.’‘
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miron-kablam-ram · 5 years
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Wedding Day 💙~💜
Muse up and stretched out before getting dressed and leaving the house before Iron could see her and headed down to the boutique. It’s bad luck to see the bride before the wedding -w0. A few minutes later after she left Iron woke up and looked over to see she wasn’t in bed, for a minute He was admittedly scared that she was kidnapped or just left him for some other colt (marriage day jitters) but He realized the whole bad luck thing and try to think of were to go first. He got dressed and flew over to Twilight’s castle,
Once she made it to the Boutique, Rarity did the hair and light make up before heading down to Twi’s castle where the dress and shoes were. They got there and finished getting dressed. While twi was getting everyone in position/in their seats in an orderly fashion. Shining was helping Iron with the suit and getting his hair to look presentable as Liona follows beside Muse adding a few touches to her like a little glitter at the bottom of her dress and making sure her lip gloss was...well glossy to the right amount.
Muse: “Ladies are we sure this isn’t too much makeup? I’m not really the makeup type.”
R: Oh pish-posh darling, you look fabulous. Besides I know you don’t wear a lot of makeup. That’s why I only put a little here and there. To be honest, dear. You don’t need make up, you’re naturally beautiful.
Muse:?*blushes lightly* T-Thanks Rare.
Liona: I agree you look gorgeous
Liza: Says the one who added glitter
Liona: Hey it’s a good touch
*meanwhile Iron was nervous and pacing a bit in his prep room* “Oh god am I sweating? I think I’m sweating- what if she changes her mind? What if she just runs away and leaves me at the altar? Oh god I’m gonna be alone for the rest of my life-“
Muse: I wonder how Iron is doing in his dressing room? I’m sure Shining is in there keeping him at ease.
Shining actually gives Iron a smack along with Jackel and Phoenix
All: Pull it together man!
Jackel; You two have been together for so long you think she’s having second thoughts?
Shining; You said it yourself you don’t have a lot of money or big muscles so she clearly sees something in you that you might not see
Phoenix: You’re a lot like your father though...I swear he looked just as nervous as you are now...
Iron:“Do you think...he’s proud?...”
Phoenix; The great and amazing Phoenix shall never tell a lie...yes..yes I definitely do
Twi: *came back his dressing room and knocked on the door* It’s time guys, get into position and pair up with your bridesmaid to get ready to walk down the isle and in your spots at the alter.
They do so and Iron still look a bit nervous as I stood there clenching my hand feeling my heart pound. After the groom, bridesmaids and groomsmen went down the isle Twi went to go fetch Muse and her dad saying that it’s time*
Noctis: You look radiant, princess. My little sugarbat. *he said linking arms with her
Muse:Thank you daddy, you look very dashing as well and yes, I am ready.
Spike got the cue to start playing the wedding march as everyone’s eyes were looking towards the doorway waiting to see the beautiful bride walk through. One of the flower girls, sweetie bell, went before her, Fi following behind her. Soon it was Muse’s turn to walk. Shining dusts off Iron’s suit a bit
Shining; Here she comes
Iron: Thanks you guys...for everything
He stood up straight and watched her come down the isle with a tear in his eye remembering the times from their first kiss to when he proposed. She came in through the door and everyone gasped and smiled, Applebloom and Scootaloo walked behind me hold the veil train from dragging on the floor. some even got teary eyed, cough-cough Mom, dad was keeping his cool kinda since we was walking down the isle XD*
Muse:Daddy, you gonna be ok? It’s alright to cry, you’re filled with joyous emotions let it show. I think when men cry at their own wedding or at their child’s wedding is very heartwarming.
N: *was trying not to cry* I-I know babygirl. B-but I want this day to be the best day for my little girl.
soon dad let’s her go and kissed my forehead and looked to Iron and gave a determined ‘take-care-of-my-princess’ nod before taking his seat next to his wife while She took approached the alter, Iron helped her get up there.
Twi: *standing at the podium* We are gathered here today to wed this loving couple, Iron and Muse. Did you two have written vows?
Iron: Yes, Muse...from the day I first met you you’ve done nothing but ruin my loneliness and sorrow and filled it with your love and happiness. When I’m sad you’re there to hold me, when I feel lost you always know how to find me. I vow to be the best husband I can ever be no matter the challenge, there are thousands upon thousands of stars in the sky but you’re the only one I wish to look at
Muse: Oh Iron, that was beautiful.*smiles lovingly with tears in her eyes, luckily She wasn’t wearing mascara as she wiped the tears away* I believe it’s mine turn. From the first day of meeting you, I knew we would be close friends. I’ve never dreamt of having you as a loving partner in crime. You are the love of my life and I can’t see myself with anyone else but you. Our paths intertwining was fate and we’ve blossomed into something beautiful together. I’ll always have your back and I know you’ll have mine, no matter the reason. You’re my King, and I’ll be by your side for as long as I live, as your Queen.
He smiled and wipe a tear away but...He does something meaningful between water elementals, he levitated her tear as well as his and put them together in a heart but keep it levitated next to him for a reason
Twi: By the power invested in me as Princess of Friendship, I know pronounce you husband and wife.
Fi walked up with the rings and handed them over
Iron: *bends down to grab them* Thanks my little soldier *gives a quick salute*
They put the rings on each-others finger but with the ice heart of their tears Iron makes another ring and put it on her other finger
Muse: *blushed and smiled* Aw Iron.
Twi: You may kiss the bride, Iron.
He dips her and kisses as everypony claps*
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