He's a used car salesman. He has a heart of gold. He can't parallel park. He has two gay witch italian dads. He chops the wood. He has a magical talking cat mom. He's an assassin. He isn't an assassin. He's actually the cat from earlier. He's trans (female cat to male human). He's been shot through the heart. He was in Dewar. He was not in the war. He was in Dewar. He's on his last of nine lives. He just had a marble shoved down his throat. He's even bisexual. I didn't say his name, but he popped into your head, didn't he?
gnawing at the bars of my enclosure wanting to know what gwayne's relationship with otto is like because we all know how otto was towards alicent and apparently she was otto's FAVORITE CHILD 😭😭😭
"Hmmm…. my non-sexual senses are tingling. It seems like Valentino will have a significant role in this episode. Well, it is quite clear what I should do. I will ensure I make no appearances in this episode whatsoever...
H: "It has eyes, though, I don't believe it can see."
A: "And why is that so, do you think?"
H: "It is beyond our understanding."
L: "People have eyes, boy. Yet his Grace the King, it seems, will not accept what his eyes see. This flimsy shield alone stands between you, and the headsman. The willful blindness of a father towards his child."
H: "The last ring has no legs at all."
Helaena's first prophecy in S1 E6. The more I see it the more I believe it refers to Viserys' terrible parenting and how it propelled the events of the Dance and the end of the Targaryen dynasty as rulers with Bran the Broken.
what gets me is that amerie and malakai were never given a chance. first malakai is being secretive and amerie spirals so they break up, then malakai immediately dates someone else leaving amerie heartbroken, they either don't talk or fight, then malakai tries to kiss amerie but she stops him, amerie starts getting feelings for someone else, malakai fucking leave for switzerland and writes amerie a love letter that burns in the school fire.
the saddest part is that amerie and malakai love each other but never confessed..... they never stopped being in love.
“The Great Bookery” is truly THE Dragon Prince episode of all time. the main plot is going to a cursed library. Gren actually on screen for more than a few seconds. super booknerd Kazi. Bait both being used as a paperweight and thrown like a football in the same episode. Amaya’s apology and advice to Rayla that leads into tHE ARC ONE RAYLLUM MONTAGE. Rayla telling Callum about her parents?! Amaya picking Callum up when he won’t stop reading and Callum interpreting for Amaya. fighting shadow monsters. “I hope you know-” “I know”?! Zubea saving the day. “GO”?!? CORVUS SIGNING. so much season six setup. it even has Karim being an idiot. what’s not to love
YOU GUYS WERENT FUCKING JOKING IT LITERALLY WAS THE DESTIEL CONFESSION. NOT EVEN IN AN EXAGGERATING TUMBLR-IFIED WAY THAT WAS LITERALLY A CANON CONFESSION.
love how an ongoing theme in this show is that no one who ends up in the seat of power is taken as seriously as they'd like- rhaenyra, aegon, and now aemond have all had to have their "i am queen/king/regent" moments. add in the context of tywin lannister's quote about how "any man who must say 'i am the king' is no true king" and we've got some good fucking soup