#greatest chickens

[eminsunnytoons123]

Heres my ship names for the muppets:

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Kermit x miss piggy x fozzie - rainbows, fashion And comedy

Gonzo x Camilla - greatest chickens

Pepe x Rizzo x yolanda - spain, And two sarcasms

Dr bunsen And beaker - nervous science

Scooter x Walter - Ginger haired and Brunette-blond

Skeeter x summer - the tomboy and an artist

Leon x Lindbergh - lizard in kiwi Bird's feathers

Digit x Maya - robotic bass

Dr teeth x sam eagle - groovy liberty

Lew Zealand x Crazy Harry - fishes and explosions

Zoot x Lips - saxophone and trumpet

Janice x Floyd - blonde and red

Animal x Tammy - drums and red hair

Flash x beard - the blond haired And a beard

Solid foam drummer (Kimberly) x chip - the red haired And the nerd

Zondra x Isabella - a goth and a softie

I'll make a part two later ^////^

[sodaft-potato]

I just got a temporary new tablet cord and this is one of the first things I've drawn with it.

[yurisorcerer]

shout out to the red junglefowl btw

[akkpipitphattana]

first kanaphan knocked the fuck out in a hospital bed cinematic universe

[hot-take-tournament]

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Submission 474

vocaloids (and all similar non-Yamaha-owned vocal synths) are bad. all of them.

It's a mockery of the human voice. Frye from Splatoon 3 of all things is the closest we will ever get to having any interesting vocal technique in a voice synth bank. Singing styles around the world are so interesting and take so much skill and you abandon them for a glorified MIDI file? I also blame them for the rise of AI-generated covers, because they first started the devaluing of the human voice and the usage of it as an instrument - a really boring one that will never know advanced or diverse technique. Congrats, Miku made Minecraft, now all of SpongeBob has sang Billie Jean by Michael Jackson. At least the SpongeBob characters have distinct and interesting voices.

[from follow up asks]

hello. vocaloid take submitter here.

i didn't expect my submission to gain as much traction as it did, i thought it was lukewarm at best. i thought there were more vocaloid haters out there. this is tumblr, though, so i guess not. still think vocaloid is ass though.

i will say, it might add context to my take that i myself am a singer and have natural perfect pitch. while i haven't sang in any professional capacity, i've still done some voice training and lots of lower level performances. i have very strong feelings about singing, and hold what the human voice can do in high regard.

i also have a better ear for picking up smaller things in the human voice (re: natural perfect pitch) and the difference between humans and vocaloid is extremely striking to me. no amount of tuning can make a vocaloid not sound lifeless to me, because i will never, ever hear a human voice, and instead of letting the lead of the song Not Be Vocals - which has never been a novel concept - they HAVE to put the voice bank in.

also, re: "frye isn't a voice bank dumbass", congrats! you took away something i felt was actually interesting! god i wish more people knew about more singing styles that they couldn't easily replicate!

while now i know that AI voices are not a continuation of vocaloid, sorry, still think it's bad, go to hell and learn to compose a song without lyrics.

also - still the vocaloid take submitter - to continue:

i will eventually send a link to a playlist of all of the Vocaloid songs i have ever listened to, because i am sure most of the people who think i submitted that think that i do not even know what Defoko is, or that i've heard exactly two Hatsune Miku songs. i know what Defoko is. i know she's entirely computer generated. i've listened to her voice. i still think it's bad. have any of you big shots heard of Big Al? i've listened to him. also bad. it's bad.

Submission 111

I think chicken breast is disgusting and I would rather blend it up into a shake than eat it with my teeth

It’s fast, it’s efficient, it’s nutritious if you add fruits and vegetables. It’s easy to prepare and you can drink it on the go. I need the protein but chicken breast tastes disgusting either way, and I’m tired of putting in so much effort to make the joyless rubbery meat taste good.

My friends and family are wrong, this is the future.

I see some of you not voting! That's cheating!

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Think of it like choosing the lesser of two evils!

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[eiraeths]

ghoap but they both have an avoidant attachment style

[my-destiny-my-chicken]

Wanted to let you all know that my obsession with bbc’s the adventures of merlin is renewing like the earth after a winter’s frost so prepare yourself!

[peachandpinwheel]

Every year P'Aof releases a new show and I think "Wow, this is it, there will never be another depiction of two people in love as honest and true and beautiful as this." And then 12 months later I have to eat my words as he one-ups himself again. He can't keep getting away with this.

[stealingpotatoes]

You forgot to ask a boon

oh shit yeah. i'll take one of the rat king's rats then

[heraldofcrow]

is sephiroth just the character you let loose on your mutual when you want her to stop harassing you?

AHAGSSG?!?? UHH??

I GUESS??

helpp help, this ask is fucking killing me, i can’t 💀💀💀

I GUESS HE IS. SHE CAN’T STAND HIM BECAUSE HE STALKS HER AND HE DISTRACTS ME LIKE A LASER POINTER TO A CAT and she is totally similar to genesis too which means she probably secretly likes him AND WHENEVER I START TALKING ABOUT HIM SHE JUST GOES:

“UUUGGHHHHH”

And walks away! It works every time! He is like my crucifix lmao.

[hells-greatest-performers]

Lucifer, you should probably make sure Alastor's okay when he wakes up. He probably feels like absolute garbage, and really guilty for dropping the baby. And at least in my experience, guilt isn't good for a fever

*a few hours later*

Alastor: *wakes up still with a high fever*

Lucifer: Hey. How are you feeling?

Alastor: *remembers what happened* Caelan? How’s Caelan?!

Lucifer: He’s fine. I was able to heal him. He only had a bruise anyways. No real harm done.

Alastor: I dropped him…I feel awful about it.

Lucifer: Don’t be too hard on yourself. He’s perfectly fine. Actually everyone but you has recovered from the nasty flu thanks to Belphegor’s medicine. And nothing spread outside of the hotel so that’s good! The babies are being baby sat by Emily and Rosie so don’t worry. They’re in good hands.

Alastor: *lowers his ears and looked away*

Lucifer: I realize that was a bad choice of words! But here! Please eat! It’s chicken noodle soup! I hear this is what people eat when they’re sick!

Alastor: Not hungry. *stomach growls*

Lucifer: Yes you are! Now don’t make me feed you like a baby and make train noises. Choo-choo!

Alastor: *smiled a small bit* you could always make me laugh…

Lucifer: There we go! Eat up!

Alastor: *starts eating the soup*

[mxtxfanatic]

While I initially believed that Xie Lian was derailed from destroying Yong’an by a random act of kindness, upon further reflection, I don’t think Xie Lian would have gone through with the destruction, whether that old man had stopped to talk to him or not.

The thing about tgcf is it’s about a person still being their core self, whether they are at the highest or lowest point in their life. We see Xie Lian at his highest point: a beloved prince revered by all who ascends to godhood and is personally taken under the wing of the heavenly emperor, who is extremely moral. Then we see his descent into his lowest point: betrayed by the people he abandoned the heavens to protect, abandoned one by one by his loved ones, watching his kingdom descend into civil war before ceasing to exist, all the while he has his faith in himself and his morals tested over and over again. And by the end, you think Bai Wuxiang has successfully broken Xie Lian, shown him that being moral and upright has no benefits because everyone you love will leave you anyways, so why not use your power to oppress instead? Except, Xie Lian doesn’t.

He gets real close to it, sure, when he collects the spirits of his dead soldiers to release in Yong’an as payback for destroying Xianle, but I don’t believe he was ever truly going to go through with it. If we break down that series of events, we see that Xie Lian collects those spirits with “full intention” of releasing them… except he doesn’t. He specifically does not do this when it would have been the quickest and easiest route to revenge, and instead, makes a stipulation to himself that he will spare the people if at least one person shows him an act of kindness by removing the sword he has impaled himself on from his body. By Xie Lian’s own stipulations, a people who are so self-centered and callous as to not help a stranger are deserving of destruction, so he would be justified in releasing the human face disease. And what happens next?

Nobody helps him.

Sure, some people contemplate it, but those people are easily dissuaded away from his aid and nobody helps him before his deadline. So Xie Lian gets up and is preparing to “enact his revenge,” except the moment he rises, an old man comes up, talks to him for a little, and gifts him his own used bamboo hat. Originally, I thought this was the moment that made Xie Lian see the humanity in mortals again, but that isn’t true. What Xie Lian was trying to convince himself of was the inhumanity of mortals and that that inhumanity was deserving of destruction, but that is not a belief he has at the core of him, so he couldn’t commit. In the same way that the people who were easily dissuaded from helping him didn’t actually want to help him and were just looking for someone else to confirm their base instinct to stay away, so too does Xie Lian want even the smallest crumb to dissuade him away from this genocide that his own morality rails again. Had that man not shown up to talk to him, Xie Lian’s turning point might have been watching some children peacefully play or watching travelers share food and a tale or watching strangers display small kindnesses to each other. The old man was his confirmation in the story, but it didn’t have to be the old man, because Xie Lian would have turned away from his path of revenge for any reason. (On that note, he is then affirmed in his decision to save the people when those same people refuse to commit violence against him in the face of death to save themselves, a reversal of an earlier scene.)

In conclusion, at his highest and lowest points, Xie Lian cannot conceive of himself using his power and authority to destroy others for his own petty reasons because that isn’t who he is at the core of him, and what he needed in that moment was just the validation in himself to see that being good was still worth personal tragedy, as long as you helped someone and could prevent more suffering. Because tgcf is about being yourself and being able to remain true to yourself in the face of adversity, not about random kindness saving the day.

[w98pops]

no big updates because i finally got a full-time job, and i have a lot of commissions and trades to draw. BEAR with me here guys 🥱

[fieriframes]

[Roast Beef 1000. You still doing the same greatest hits? Memory is not what the heart desires? We're going to make our Roast Beef 1000. Why'd you call it the Roast Beef 1000?]

[akkpipitphattana]

sorry your mom died. also sorry i don’t look hot as fuck right now, i usually do but my boyfriend dumped me and i went on a bender. it was a whole thing. anyways, here’s my card—

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Submission 111

I think chicken breast is disgusting and I would rather blend it up into a shake than eat it with my teeth

It’s fast, it’s efficient, it’s nutritious if you add fruits and vegetables. It’s easy to prepare and you can drink it on the go. I need the protein but chicken breast tastes disgusting either way, and I’m tired of putting in so much effort to make the joyless rubbery meat taste good.

Submission 127

Microwaved warm & soft cereal is actually really nice

Who would eat something cold in the winter instead of something warm and comforting?? And you don't have to wait for your cereal to soften at all, you can get it to the perfect consistency without risking forgetting about it while you wait and ending up with overly-soggy cereal.

I see some of you not voting! That's cheating!

It's ok if you agree with neither take! Just choose the take you agree with slightly more!

Think of it like choosing the lesser of two evils!

Propaganda is always encouraged, and remember to reblog your favourite polls for exposure!