#groku

[skein-dalous]

I made baby Yoda for my mother in law's birthday. She's absolutely crazed for the little critter and I adore it.

I'd low-key make her 1000 green baby plushies if she asked me

(I'll update the post with a pattern when I remember to, it isn't mine I just followed one)

[brickmione]

Groku wants to share some love 🌹

[debmacx]

Season 3 approaches!

[moonbasetycho]

[silviomancinelli]

#groku #themandalorian #google #starwars https://www.instagram.com/p/Cp0TZp3IBjU/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

[offense-is-the-best-defence]

Kinda stuck on Groku's flashback. He was there when Order 66 happened. He watched his friends die & was powerless to stop it.

[veganmikehanlon]

bitch i forgot how ugli yoda is like goddamn

[bootyshitter]

Jason Todd poem.

Hi my name is Jason and this is my story

Buckle up yall cause it’s bout to get gory

Gory, what glory, no glory in this story

Cause your grandma and other assorted important people are boutta be shot by my gun.

Gun. Glock. On lock. Grock.

Groot? Grogu, groku.

All dead. I shot them in the head. This isn’t baby disney time this is GOTHAM! Take your sensitive ass back to Detroit.

Gottem .

…

(Pause)

His mama be hitting him .

Papa be hitting him .

Booty be shitting him.

Joker too, but that crazy man should be in the loony bin.

Trauma got me fucked up, my mama got me fucked up

damien got locked up, it's like Hakuna Matata

More like hakuno manono.

Cause ma-nono one survives Gotham, but by god I’ve got big ma-tatas.

And Because I’ve met gotham and he’s really mean. He hurt my feelings. I’ll kill him..

So don’t go tattlin.

I always got shit for my booty, the constipated gangster.

Batman Called me flat, I said bitch smell you later.

Took my ass to the store, called batman a whore, got my ass beat now the hospitals in store.

Called joker a whore he said HAHA my middle name is bbl all serious..

To that I said bro youve gyat to be delirious

Because real eyes realize real guys.

Delirious,I was Curious, how the joker bagged Harley Quinn

Furious cause no way he had a penis anything but thin

So I called he r up, asked her for the deets.Cause I’m nosy

She said HAHAHA and said well-

and I said

I killed your grandmother in gotham.

Cause no one is safe from me…

No one…

Not even anyone… not even Batman or gotham.

And maybe I was the joker all along.

And the bat man too

And possibly green Lantern but I need to test my poo

No one is safe..

Not even you.

[florianlaurila]

I just finished watching the Mandalorian and I was wondering would Groku rememeber Djarin after Djarin would eventually die. Most humans don't remember much about their childhood ecpecially not about early childhood. Djarin will probably die before Groku can age much. Of course Groku is a different specie so maybe his memory works differently to human memory?

[zander-slenders-son]

my new puppers his name is groku/yoda

[absurdthirst]

This is a bit rambling but (can I put a read more some where?)

I started a new job in another country because where I was before the cost of living/ the responsibility of the job and the payment all didn't matched. Basically not worth the trouble anymore (which is both sad and disillusioned for me. I wanted to be in that industry I was in so so bad and It was just horrendous). So I moved a bit in a hurry because the friend who wanted to help me didn't had a passport but NOT TO WORRY "I just do it myself when you are gone" and then she didn't. Because of course. Another friend then send it via mail -it wasnt that much but still 400 dollar in total because it was in another country and so on. And now there was a mistake in the system of the mail and they sent it back to my old address- where I dont live anymore. Nobody really knows where my stuff is,CS is useless and I had a meltdown because those few boxes is everthing I own. The "friend" who was suppose to pick it up (with suppose I mean she did offer) is now mad at me and dosnt answer anymore because I said that the whole thing is stressing me out.

That's just the set up to why I love my friends on the Internet.

I am now living in a hotel at the moment -payed for by my new workplace - until I am able to find a flat here. Today one of the receptionist were like "oh yeah the last one lived two years here" so it can take a while but also will save me a butload of money. Anyways. One of my friends where like "omg you are living the gothic dream" and I was like "you are right. I am the vampiere residence of this hotel"

Only comes out at dusk, wears sunglasses in the morning (the sun stings okey), sleeps during the day (I work nights), is never seen eating (when I eat at night I am alone in the office, and during the day it's to early for anyone to be there) I am strangly familiar with everyone and wander arround in fancy gowns sometimes just its funny to me. So yeah. Residence vampiere living the gothic dream not only brightened my day (so to speak) but also gave me a hella lot of perspective. The whole stuff that I probably will never see again would only clutter the hotel room and I can just get new stuff when I ultimately find a flat. In two years or so :D and I do have baby groku here and my oldest stuffed animal so not all is lost- I do have the majority of my cloth. I never wanted to decluter THAT HARD but maybe its for the best for now.

I am so sorry you are going through it! And international move can be very stressful and shame on your friend for being petty, they would be stressed if it was them in the same situation.

Hopefully there is sunlight ahead and those boxes turn up! 💖💖💖

[whumpypepsigal]

Din Djarin vs Homelander, who do you think would win? 🤔 Maybe Grogu is allowed to help

as much as i love my man din djarin and groku, definitely homelander will win this fight—the man has superhuman durability and is unhinged.

[multi-musemenagerie]

But Mando if you died Groku would be who knows where! You saved him!

"I know, if it wasn't for him, I would have shot the Droid before letting him take off my helmet. The kid was the only reason we both walked out of there. I didn't save him alone. I had plenty of help."

[thefact0rygirl]

Dude! Busticket nonie here. I just arrived at the hotel AND THEY GAVE ME NOT ONLY AN UPGRADE BUT the view to the harbour

I don't even need to leave my room to see everything I wanted to see. I pre ordered some food and going to watch black panther 2 with groku (I ran home and packed at least some stuff before leaving leaving). This was honestly the bestest idea

AYYYYYY THAT IS AWESOME 🥂💛 💛 That sounds like a dream! I'm so glad you went! Enjoy your weekend babes!

[hafsans]

Happy Star Wars-day, one and all!

[gianluc30]

Modern spaghetti western

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