#hange especially what the F U C K is that

[colossalarmin]

I would watch this show in dub if eren armin and hange were better

[blowedtvhead]

𝒞𝒽𝑜𝓈𝑜'𝓈 ℒ𝓊𝓈𝓉𝒻𝓊𝓁 𝒟𝑒𝓈𝒾𝓇𝑒𝓈

Choso x Fem!Reader

Warnings: backshot mention, hair pulling, cunnilingus, lotus position, praise kink, masturbation, body worship, exhibitionism mention, vaginal sex, cock ring mention, teasing, marking kink, cock description,

NSFW Alphabet!!

A = Aftercare = Choso is the kind of man to get you anything you need when giving aftercare. You want a bath? He’s already running the warm water. You want sweet cuddles? He’s pulling you into his muscular chest, massaging your body. If you asked him if he had some kind of preference, he would answer, saying he enjoys a warm bath. You sit together, wrapped in each other’s embrace in the warm, scented water.

B = Body Part = If Choso had to choose, he’d say your thighs. Whether it’s in a more innocent scenario like holding your thigh while driving somewhere or being crushed between as he draws orgasm after orgasm from you.

C = Cum = Choso loves backshots. Like LOVES them. He loves being able to see his cum run down your spine to the curve of your ass. It’s almost enough to make him hard again, to be honest.

D = Dirty Secret = Pull this man’s hair. When he’s eating you out or making out with you, he loves it when you grab his scalp. Like he’ll moan into your mouth or pussy when you do so.

E = Experience = Well, Choso isn’t exactly all that experienced. However, he is more than willing to learn. You’ll only have to show/tell him once, and he’ll get the hang of it.

F = Favorite Position = He loves the lotus position. He loves being so close to you - your chests pressed against each other and his arms about you. God, he loves it.

G = Goofy = He’s not very goofy during sex, I’d say, but if you are, he’s not opposed to occasionally laughing at a joke, maybe.

H = Hair = He never paid any mind before getting with you. However, when the two of you began to be intimate, he kept himself groomed - definitely wanting to impress you.

I = Intimacy = He loves the intimacy behind it. He loves holding your hand while pounding into you and setting up a romantic atmosphere. He loves praising you to high heaven like this man is a die-hard romantic. I stand by that.

J = Jack Off = When he’s not with you, he’ll probably indulge in some masturbation. He just can’t help it when his thoughts trail to you (which happens like all the time, ofc).

K = Kink = As I said before, definitely hair-pulling, lmao. But also praise kink - he loves praising you as much as possible. Going in hand with praise, I will also say body worship. He loves both giving and (receiving), although the latter is not something he will ask for lol.

L = Location = He would prefer the privacy of your own home, but he is not entirely opposed to a quickie outside of your privacy (but it would probably take a LOT of convincing).

M = Motivation = He has no specific motivations because he loves everything about you. Therefore, if you were to ask, he’d probably simply say, “Just you.”

N = No = He would never want to hurt you or your feelings. He would say because of his love and respect for you.

O = Oral = Giving for sure. He loves hearing you moan for him as he eats you out. (It’s the best sound he’s ever heard).

P = Pace = It depends on the mood of either of you. However, He prefers a slower and rougher pace because he gets the most beautiful reactions from you.

Q = Quickie = He does prefer to take his sweet time with you, but if he’s pent up enough, he might occasionally indulge in a quickie with you.

R = Risk = I feel like he’d be relatively okay with experimentation. Def a lot of prep for it tbh.

S = Stamina = He can last however long he needs to (basically, how long you want him to lowkey).

T = Toys = He likes using toys on you especially, but not too often for himself. He’s more likely to use them on himself when away from you. I’m thinking he uses a vibrating cock ring, honestly.

U = Unfair = He usually loves giving you what you desire. However, he does enjoy teasing you every now and then just to hear you beg for him and his cock.

V = Volume = At the beginning, he’s more likely to groan and grunt at a reasonable volume. However, when he’s about to cum he moans close to your ear. So, he’s not too loud and prefers only you to hear how good he feels.

W = Wild Card (A Random Headcanon For The Character) = He lowkey likes when you mark him up, whether with hickeys or scratching up his back with your nails.

X = X-Ray = He’s probably packing 7-7.5 with a pale pink tip, which will flush when hard.

Y = Yearning = He does have a decently high sex drive, but nothing too crazy (considering he’s not human). However, he isn’t always in the mood lmao.

Z = Zzz = If he were to fall asleep, he would wait until after you did.

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[s4turnzbarzzz]

michael myers (dead by daylight) nsfw alphabet

requested: no

Tw: smut

A= Aftercare (what they’re like after sex)

michael wont stick around after sex, your on your own to clean up

B= Body part (favorite body part their own or their lovers)

he likes his arms because he knows how strong he is

his favorite body part of yours is your neck because he loves the sounds you make when he chokes you

C= Cum (anything that has to do with cum basically)

he will cum anywhere but prefers to creampie you, he likes the way his cum drips from your overly used hole

D= Dirty secret (Pretty self explanatory)

he loves it if you try to fight back but hell never show it

E= Experience (do they know what they’re doing)

hes not very experienced but he learns fast

F= Favorite position

missionary, he loves how he can see himself thrusting in and out of you, he also likes that he can choke you and see your facial expressions

G= Goofy (how serious are they)

hes serious, not because hes a dick or anything, he just struggles to laugh if you crack a joke and doesnt see the point in being aything but serious during sex

H= Hair (grooming habits)

he isnt groomed and he doesnt care if thats what you prefer. hes never had the time to focus on that and youll just have to accept it

I= Intimacy (in the moment romantic or rough/dirty)

hes rough with you, he only really has sex to get himself off but he will subconsiously learn what you like and will eventually get you off too

J= Jack off (do they masturbate and how often)

he doesnt really jack off, why would he need to now that he has you?

K= Kink (kinks what they like possibly unusual)

dacryphyllia (crying), knifeplay, bdsm, choking, manhandling, hair pulling, primal play, voyeurism, cnc

L= Location (where they like to get it on)

anywhere, as long as youre the last survivor

M= Motivation (things that makes them tick)

he gets off on stalking and chasing you, especially if you put up a good fight

N= No (turnoffs or absolutely won’t do)

hell try anything once, but you have to suggest it

O= Oral (receiving or giving and how skillful they are)

he prefers recieving because he knows hes in control. if you ask him really nicely im sure hell eat you out though

P= Pace (how fast they are and how long they last in bed)

he goes fast and hard, he has really high stamina so i hope youre ready for at least 6 rounds and then some after he gives you a break

Q= Quickie (do they prefer fast and hard)

he prefers to take his time with you but wont tyrn down the oppertunity to have a quicky

R= Risk (do they like to try new things)

he will try new things but you have to suggest something first for him to consider it

S= Stamina (how many times they can go and how long each round lasts)

hes got really high stamina so he can definently go 6-7 rounds without a break, but if he takes a break its 10-12 rounds

T= Toys (are they game for using sex toys on themselves or lovers)

hes not a fan of toys but if you want them hell let you use them on yourself

U= Unfair (how do they tease or do they enjoy suspense themselves)

he'll tease you but he wont tease himself or let you tease him

V= Volume (are they loud, what sounds, and do they talk)

the most youll hear from him is panting and the occasional groan, hes not loud by any means

W= Wild card (nsfw headcanon of any sort)

he would absolutely take photos of you after youre all fucked out

X= X-ray (what’s down below in dem pants)

11 inches hard, 7 inches soft and hes girthy with afew larger veins un the bottom and sides. his dick also hangs a little bit even when hes fully hard (good luck♡)

Y= Yearning (sexdrive level)

his sex drive isnt super high but if he sees you doing something hell get hard from watching you while youre oblivious

Z= Zzzz (do they sleep after if so how quickly after)

im not sure he sleeps at all actually but no he doesnt sleep afterwards, he just gets up and leaves to do something else

[lloydfrontera]

thinking again about lloyd in the context of him being an only child and then living alone for years.

he's really particular about where his things go and gets really irritated when someone leaves them out of place.

he always asks permission before borrowing anything and is really offended when someone doesn't ask before grabbing something of his even if they're really close. he finds it especially maddening when someone asks to borrow something and then just grabs it without waiting for him to say yes.

he can go hours without talking and not even notice and doesn't really find silence uncomfortable or boring. even when he's hanging out with someone there can be really long stretches of time where he just goes silent and doesn't find it weird or remarkable.

he's great at connecting with people older than him. he can charm old people into liking him sooo easily. put him in a room with a couple grandpas and grandmas and he will leave having been adopted several times over. they think he's a 'very charming young man'. he's got an old soul. he does not know how to socially connect to people his own age and when he actually manages it is the exception and not the rule. he's the twenty-something years old going 'kids these days' at people two years younger than him.

sharing a living space with someone makes his skin itch and it takes a long time before he stops feeling vaguely irritated when there's someone in his room or they enter without knocking.

sometimes he just unconsciously drifts to the room where his parents are and just hangs out doing his own thing, not even particularly looking to have a conversation with them, just soaking in their presence for a while before leaving just as casually.

he gets easily grossed out when it comes to sharing personal things. he does not get the concept of 'sharing spit'. one time javier takes a sip from the same cup lloyd was drinking from and he can just stare in horror because ew. javier points out he does not say that when they're kissing. lloyd retorts that's a completely different situation. they agree to disagree.

he kinda just assumes he will take care of his parents when they grow old. he doesn't even really discuss it with julian or even arcos and marbella. this is just a fact of life for him. the idea of leaving them on their own doesn't really cross his mind at all.

this one is embarrassing and he will never ever tell a soul about it but sometimes he does feel it a little jarring to share their parents' affections with julian. like. he loves him and is beyond thrilled to have a little brother, would not change that for the world. but what do you mean he's not his parents' most especialest little guy. that does not compute. he's aware this is ridiculous and only child syndrome speaking and that's why he's taking it to the grave but like. he needs to be the center of their attention at least once a day or he'll start biting.

it takes a while for him to finally register that even when marbella and arcos pass away he won't be alone in the world without anyone to rely on. that he won't have to bury his parent and mourn them on his own. that there will always be someone he can call family even with his parents are gone. this does not make the idea or the pain of losing them any less heavy, but it does make it easier to carry.

also sometimes julian will talk about a childhood experience and lloyd will think it's just another way og lloyd was an abusive ass only for sheherazade to cheerfully comment that she and her siblings used to the same thing and actually no it's a really common thing and he's left going 'what the fuck what the fuck w h a t t h e f u c k' under his breath through that entire conversation lol

[minheelovelee]

Could you write about &team nicho smut?

yes! i liked my a-z nsfw w epex, so i'll start that w my other groups as well. nicho first!

nsfw a-z: nicholas

warnings: nsfw :)

A = Aftercare (what they’re like after sex)

things can get quite rough when nicho is in charge. catching your breath is the first step. that cliché where two people pant and stare at the ceiling, then look to each other and smile. that's nicho.

he flips a switch and goes back to his silly self. he's a good boy, so he'll cuddle you real tight and whisper cute things in ur ear. also, he makes sure to clean u up with a warm towel.

B = Body part (their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)

he's quite confident in himself, so I don't think he has a favorite body part. he does like the way you hang off his neck and leave little bruises, though.

legs. he's a sucker for a long pair of legs. kisses everywhere! he also likes spending his time between them.

C = Cum (anything to do with cum, basically)

he doesn't mind getting messy at all. clean-up is an inevitable part of sex. he's fine cumming anywhere. inside, on ur face, in his hand. whatever you're most comfortable with, he'll do.

D = Dirty secret (pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

he wants to see you squirt. so bad. he won't tell you, because he knows that'll just make it harder. but he is obsessed with the thought. there are days when he doesn't tend to his own needs at all. his focus is on you. his fingers and mouth work your pussy until you can't go any further. then he'll fuck his hand and finish on your tummy, he's ready to try again tomorrow :)

E = Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they’re doing?)

it's hard to put a label on him. i think he knows a thing or two from porn and word of mouth. but has he ever experienced the real thing? i'm not sure.

F = Favorite position (this goes without saying)

mating press. he wants to be so deep inside that you feel it in your tummy.

G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.)

i don't think that he's all that goofy during sex. he's a silly boy outside the bedroom. but inside, he takes sex pretty seriously, especially if you're in a relationship.

H = Hair (how well groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes? etc.)

i don't think he does much to clean up down there. he doesn't care at all. same goes for his partner. shave. don't shave. it's all the same to him. he eats starbursts even if there's a little wrapper left on it.

I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect)

nicho is so romantic. in and out of the bedroom. there's so much build up to the actual deed. he'll spend hours loving up on you before he even gets his clothes off. sex actually means a lot to him.

J = Jack off (masturbation headcanon)

he jacks off at least once a week. i think his needs are quite high when he doesnt have a way to channel them.

K = Kink (one or more of their kinks)

dirty talk. he's nasty. he lives to see your reactions when he says wild things. if you're not reacting how he expected, he'll push further. even he is surprised by the words that leave his mouth. he's so naughty.

L = Location (favorite places to do the do)

bathroom. he likes the false feeling of security. anyone can come in or bang on the door to ask what's happening. seeing how scared you are by the idea of getting caught turns him on. he doesn't really care if he gets caught. eventually they'll leave.

M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going)

he likes to feel powerful. there's something so special about having control over someone. he takes that role seriously.

N = No (something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)

he hasn't tried everything yet, so he can't say.

O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)

bro loves getting head. he likes it sloppy and rough. he might even take away your control, fucking your face the way he wants.

he's not bad at giving, either. he's a fan of face sitting.

P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.)

he's so rough. he can't help it, just feels too good. you might have to ask him to slow down or let up on his thrusts, bc it can be quite a lot.

Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)

he would be totally fine with quickies. he would do just about anything to get his dick wet. if that means pulling you into the bathroom for a quick fuck, so be it.

R = Risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.)

he would be fine with just about anything. he's an open-minded person and believes that you can't say no to something unless you've tried it.

S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?)

up to two. usually he'll just want to cum once. sex is pretty hot and sweaty with him, so you might be too tired to go more than two rounds.

T = Toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?)

he's a fan of toys. he likes a bit of bondage, so he probably owns handcuffs or a cute ribbon for that purpose. he probably has a vibrator to use on you and sometimes himself. i also feel like he got a vibrating cock ring as a gift. lol.

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)

he's such a tease. it's unreal. he never stops talking, always filling the air with some sort of sound. his teasing words are next level, he'll say some real nasty stuff sometimes.

orgasm control :( he'll make the situation all about you. letting you have his fingers and tongue bc you're so good. then he'll rip it away once you're close. he's mean like that. he edges himself too, so he can last longer.

V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)

like i said before, he doesn't stop talking. but when he makes sounds of pleasure, it usually consists of groaning and hissing. when you do something he really likes, then you'll hear his cute moans.

W = Wild card (a random headcanon for the character)

he's so embarrassing. being in the dorms with him is a nightmare. he doesn't care if the boys hear you. hell, he doesn't care if they see you. he'll eat you out on the kitchen counter in the middle of the night if that's what he wants. that's fun and all, but when fuma comes to get a drink,,,,, and sees you,,,,, that's not fun.

and sometimes he imitates your moans. if you let one slip out when ur supposed to be quiet, he'll repeat it louder. he thinks its funny...

X = X-ray (let’s see what’s going on under those clothes)

he's pretty average in length and width. he fits his body proportions well. he might be a little longer than most, but he's relatively thin and has a nice vein that runs down the side.

Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?)

he has a high sex drive. not as high as others, but high enough where sex is an important part in a relationship.

Z = Zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)

he usually gets his energy back quickly and can stay up for a while. he might just lay in bed after, but he can lie awake and talk for hours.

[l0sercat]

wesker for the nsfw alphabet plss

Y'all the amount of requests I have rn are crazy and I'm so fucking tired so I'm going to be slow to update and just do he asks I feel like doing so I dnt burn out. Hope y'all understand :')

Albert Wesker NSFW alphabet

A = Aftercare (What they’re like after sex)

There is aftercare if he has been rough. He will prepare a bath and get you whatever you need.

B = Body part (Their favourite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)

He loves his eyes. They are just so cool and makes his look intimidating. And they always seem to make you shiver when they pierce you. He loves you ass. That's all I need to say.

C = Cum (Anything to do with cum basically… I’m a disgusting person)

He doesn't like messes so he prefers to cum in you. Also because he wants to breed you..

D = Dirty Secret (Pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

You came to his work wearing a small skirt and it got him really distracted and hard. So when you left and he could slip away he jerked off. The image of you in that short tight skirt plagued his mind and he moaned our your name.

E = Experience (How experienced are they? Do they know what they’re doing?)

Hardly has experience but what he lacks in experience he makes up in confidence.

F = Favourite Position (This goes without saying. Will probably include a visual)

Cowgirl but he's still dominant. Or doggy style. I can't pick 😮‍💨

G = Goofy (Are they more serious in the moment, or are they humorous, etc)

He more serious. What's so funny about sex?

H = Hair (How well groomed are they, does the carpet match the drapes, etc.)

It's all nice and trimmed. What else did you expect a bush? No not from this god. Nothing is messy or sloppy. It perfect.

I = Intimacy (How are they during the moment, romantic aspect…)

He can be romantic. It usually is but sometimes it's not. He can be really sweet and gentle. It's kinda rare.

J = Jack Off (Masturbation headcanon)

He hardly masturbates he just doesn't feel the need to.

K = Kink (One or more of their kinks)

He likes gags. Especially gag rings.

L = Location (Favourite places to do the do)

The bedroom. You guys have privacy and it's easier to breed you.

M = Motivation (What turns them on, gets them going)

Seeing you all dolled up for him. Seeing you in your best clothing and hanging onto his arm it's gets him going.

N = NO (Something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)

Share you. You are his and his alone.

O = Oral (Preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc)

He prefers to give. He just loves tasting you and having your juices coat his face.

P = Pace (Are they fast and rough? Slow and sensual? etc.)

It's depends. Most of the time the speed is n between fast and slow.

Q = Quickie (Their opinions on quickies rather than proper sex, how often, etc.)

He doesn't really like them. You don't have them that often. He prefers proper sex so he can properly breed you.

R = Risk (Are they game to experiment, do they take risks, etc.)

He doesn't take a lot of risks and he's okay to experiment as long as it's not too risky or bad.

S = Stamina (How many rounds can they go for, how long do they last…)

He can last for hours. With uroboros he has so much stamina.

T = Toy (Do they own toys? Do they use them? On a partner or themselves?)

He does not own toys he doesn't need to. He will never bring the into the bedroom. He has himself and his tentacles so toys are not needed.

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)

He likes to tease but doesn't do it a lot

V = Volume (How loud they are, what sounds they make)

He grunts a lot and here and there he moans. If your sucking him off and catch him off guard he'll whine.

W = Wild Card (Get a random headcanon for the character of your choice)

He likes to be edged. Idk why but I feel like he'd just love you to tease him back and try to take control.

X = X-Ray (Let’s see what’s going on in those pants, picture or words)

He's 8 inches long and 3 inches thick.

Y = Yearning (How high is their sex drive?)

It's not that high. But when he's horny oh boy...

Z = ZZZ (… how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)

He waits till you fall asleep then he'll fall asleep a little after.

[channiesposts]

bang chan nsfw alphabet

felt like i wanted to do smth like this bc i’m stressed and sad abt life and i think writing helps me not think abt the bad things in life <3 lmk if you want this w other members, bad things are constantly happening so i’ll have enough inspiration lmaoo <3333

don’t think i’m gonna add a warning but obvi mdni!! thank u <3

a - aftercare

chan is such a softie, i am too just for him. no matter how rough he gets, he’ll make sure you’re properly cleaned up, hydrated, and calm before letting you go to sleep. this guy is the sweetest person ever, his aftercare will be reflective of that.

b - body part (their face body part of theirs & their partners)

his favorite body part of his is probably his arms or abs. he works hard on them, he’s proud of them. his fave body part on his partner would probably be…everything. idk man, i think he wouldn’t be able to choose just one part he likes about you. if anything, he’d probably say your eyes. or your ass.

c - cum (anything to do with cum)

i’m glad that everyone here makes things abt chan having a breeding kink bc that is it! i feel as if he doesn’t really care much about cum. his own, specifically. he’ll cum anywhere. and he won’t mind if he’s just cum inside you or in your mouth. he’ll still eat you out / kiss you.

d - dirty secrets

i feel like his biggest dirty “secret” is his breeding kink. he knows that it’s smth not a lot of people enjoy. i think his biggest “secret” though is that he has a special little photo album of pictures of you that he jerks off to. he’s also a big pillow guy iykyk

e - experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they’re doing?)

i saw someone say that he isn’t necessarily experienced but i think he has a good amount of experience. not tooooo much, but he has enough experience to know what he’s doing. he’s a quick learner as well, so he’ll experiment doing something once and get the hang of it. he fs knows what he’s doing.

f - favorite position

missionary. he loves doing other positions as well, but he’ll always somehow come back to missionary. he loves just looking at you, especially when he’s fucking you just how he likes. he also does like it when you’re on top, especially in the studio.

g - goofy (are they more serious in the moment or are they more humorous)

chan has his moments. since sex is such an intimate experience, and considering how rough he can get, it’ll mostly be a bit more serious, but there are times where it’s a little more giggly.

h - hair (how well groomed are they?)

fuck it if i knew, he doesn’t really care about hair ig.

i - intimacy (how are they during the moment? romantic aspect)

this man has had casual one night stands and i stand by that! but, he does like it to be a little more romantic. he’d prefer to have an actual connection w someone but a man’s got needs.

j - jack off

busy busy people have to rely on themselves sometimes. he does it a moderate amount, especially when you’re not around.

k - kink (one or more of their kinks) ((all giving))

we’ve got the breeding kink down. feel like he’s into choking, perhaps sadism (very very slightly). feel like he’s into a bit of humiliation. he’s got a vvv dirty mouth. idk, these are the first ones to come to mind.

l - location (favorite places to do the deed)

in your apartment. he likes to take his time w u most times, so he’ll want to do it somewhere more private, where he can’t actually take his time.

m - motivation (what turns them on and gets them going?)

anything you do turns him on. i saw a post once about how chan loves manicures and painted nails and i think that’s smth that needs to be talked about more. he sees you got a manicure and immediately, no matter how ashamed he is of that though, thinks abt how your manicured hands would look around his cock. he also loves seeing you in crop tops. honestly, he gets turned on by the littlest things you do. you can look at him and he’ll want to fuck you into next week.

n - NO (something they wouldn’t do, ever)

don’t think he’s that into piss stuff. idk the name for it but we know what i mean. tbh, besides that, i don’t think there’s not much he wouldn’t be willing to try at least once. he’ll try it once, decide it’s not for him, and move on.

o - oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill)

prefers giving. he just love seeing what his mouth can do for you. he loves receiving, he loves seeing you on your knees for him, having him just the way you can. but there’s smth abt having you lay there while he’s pleasuring you. seeing your face, seeing the way you squirm, the way you chant his name over and over again. saw somebody once say he’s a pleasure dom and i will die on that hill as well.

p - pace (are they fast or rough? slow and sensual?)

he can be both. he has those days where he will be rougher, will make you call him daddy, will edge you for hours. but he also has days where he just wants to show you that he loves you. he’ll be much more gentle, constantly kissing your face, holding you, and telling you he loves you whenever he catches his breath.

q - quickie (their opinion on quickies, how often)

busy busy people have to rely on quickies sometimes. he’s always so consumed with work and the way they’ve been working, it doesn’t allow him to spend as much time with you as he would like. i don’t think he’s that into public sex, etc but he will drag you into the nearest closet or bathroom and take out his frustrations that way.

r - risks (will they experiment? do they take risks?)

definitely experiments. definitely takes risks. it def takes a couple of times to get him to fully take risks but once he gets there, he will make you dizzy w all the suggestions he has.

s - stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?)

he’s learned to control himself so he can cum with you, after he edged you for hours. he can last a long long time. it depends on his mood, when it comes to how many rounds he can go. some days, he’s down for one, two rounds. some days, he can go for what seems like hours and hours and hours.

t - toy (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?)

don’t think he has any toys he uses himself. but if you have toys, he’ll be more than happy to use them on you. won’t do a lot with them but will definitely bring them out once in a while.

u - unfair (how much they like to tease)

i live and breathe the bang chan being a tease agenda. he teases on his lives, who’s to say it doesn’t bleed into his actual life? he teases a LOTTT. sometimes it’ll be for what feels like hours, bc it probably has been. he loves edging you and will continue his teasing until he feels like you’ve had enough. or when he’s had enough and he needs to find his own release.

v - volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make)

i don’t think he’ll be the loudest person but you’ll definitely hear him groan and moan a handful of times in one night. usually just heavy breathes. he knows it drives you insane when he groans right in your ear so, position permitting, he will definitely lean down to let out the loudest grown right by your ear.

w - wild card

jealousy sex with chan. i will not explain any further.

no but he isn’t the type to get jealous but the days that he does see somebody get a bit too close to you or whatever else, he will fs show you exactly how he feels during the night.

he’ll make sure you wear that pretty little butt plug while he viciously pounding into you. he’ll be saying all sorts of things under his breath before he flips you over. will take one look at you like that, spreading you apart and looking at what is his. a breathy laugh leaves his mouth.

“you really are my cockslut, aren’t you? letting me use all your holes, knowing you love every bit of it”

x - xtra piece of imagination

dirty talk with him gets a hell of a lot dirtier when he’s about to cum. will be saying all sorts of things.

“want me to fuck you full, yeah? gonna take every single bit of me. fuck, look at this baby. look at how you’re taking me in.”

y - yearning (how high is their sex drive?)

he’s in his mid 20’s so it’s calmed down a lot but it’s hard to be around you, see you looking like that, and not want to do something with you.

z - zzz (how quickly they fall asleep after)

my insomnia twin 🙌🏼 jk but i think he’d fall asleep after you fall asleep. he makes sure you’re comfortable before he even thinks about sleep. in the meantime though, he is rubbing your back and making sure you’re at ease, hydrated, and just feel good.

edit : x is originally x ray but i didn’t feel comfortable with saying how “big” he is and all that. ik my blog is all about talking abt how much of a whore i am for bang chan but i personally have a limit and i think it’s talking about how big he is. i’ve written stuff about him fucking you into next week but i really do draw the line at like “oh how big is he” or “how many veins”. i’ll talk about him being “big” when it comes to a lil drabble but other than that, nope. idk if this boundary is reasonable or not but i just can’t see myself writing about it. sorry if this disappointed you :,(

[sagittariusmars2]

(Top to bottom) who’s watching ur social media and why

Pile 1

I see someone with Gemini/Sagittarius placements are watching ur social media, they’re trying to manifest u back into their life. I see that they’re watching you because of how good you look or they’re noticing the changes, they’re watching you live ur life to the fullest. They’re watching who u hang out with and how you spend ur money, they’re hurt by you but they’re too scared of conflict/confrontation. They’re watching you make better choices and change. Signs- cancer/Leo, initials- B, O, A, T, W, K, G

Pile 2

I see that this person has Aquarius/Gemini placements, they’re watching you because you’ve been busy and you’re looking great since u stopped talking to them. They’re watching u because they’re heartbroken over the situation and they still don’t see what they did wrong, they watch ur socials because they’re still attracted to you and can see themselves having a relationship with you. They may have big feet, shaved head/low haircut and small eyes, they’re watching because ur birthday just passed or it’s coming up. They’re watching you because they love your hair especially if you did something different to it recently. Signs- Aquarius/ Aries. Initials- I, C, Y, F

Pile 3

I see multiple people could be watching ur page, they have Leo, Aries, libra, and Taurus placements. I see that these people are irritated by what you’re posting, they’re jealous of you and how good you look or how good ur life is. They’re jealous of how fun/free u are and how u don’t care about what others think, they’re watching you because they have low self esteem and they either try to criticize u/copy or even both. They’re watching you because you’re making healthy changes in ur life or you dyed ur hair, some people are watching you because they’re turned on by you. Signs- Virgo/Aquarius, initials- B, L, Y, W

Pile 4

I see someone with Gemini, Capricorn, or Virgo placements is watching ur social media because they want to talk, they’re watching ur social media in hopes that they can get the courage to communicate with you. They’re watching how wealthy you are and you intimidate them, they’re very attracted to you but don’t feel worthy enough to talk to you/anxious. They like ur eyes and ur feet, they’re nothing how you’re going through changes. Signs- Pisces/cancer, initials- A, O, C

Personal readings always available, please watch my 18+ pick a card reading

[windhamsrotunda]

With Those Angel Eyes - Chris M.

(picture of Chris is NOT mine, credits goes to the original owner).

Pairing: Chris Motionless x Female! Reader

Summary: It's late at night and you decide to facetime your boyfriend when he's away on tour.

Warnings: Language, Fluff / Sexual Themes, SMUT, Fingering, Jack Off! Facetime Sex! Flustered!Chris, Visuals, Edited, 18+ ONLY

Word Count: LONG

Tagging: @abadamn and @pitiful-anonymous-vampire

Your mind surrounded the thought of wanting to facetime your boyfriend, Chris late at night. Your eyes focused on the contact's name you put into your phone. "Christopher 🖤".

How would he respond to your facetime request, especially this late at night? What if you wake him up?

Fuck it. We're doing it.

You positioned your camera on your phone, and pressed "Facetime Christopher 🖤".

You rested your calloused hands on your face, and waited for an answer. Without expecting it, Chris answered the phone.

"Hey babe." He greeted over FaceTime, lightly rubbing his eyes.

"Hi baby. Did I wake you?"

"Nah, you didn't. I was just taking a shower. Another concert finished." Chris chuckled, resting his palm on the side of his face, giving you a content look.

Your black lipstick covered lips curled into a smile, you tapped your fingers onto the surface of the bed as you gave out a sigh.

Chris was laying in his bunkbed on the tour bus, half covered up in his blankets as you saw parts of his tattooed arms and chest area over FaceTime.

"What's wrong?" He asked, his bottom lip puffed out and eyebrows furrowed.

"I can tell you anything, right?"

"Of course you can."

You hid half of your face in embarrassment, your cheeks began to turn a rosy pink while you were gathering your thoughts together. An awkward silence broke, he patiently waited on what you were going to tell him. Chris was most known for being a patient guy when he was talking with his best friends, bandmates, or even you.

Twiddling your thumbs, Chris gazed through the screen with no judgement on his face at all.

''It's okay, Y/N. I can be on the phone with you all night, I wouldn't mind doing so.'' He stated to you, running hands through his bleached blonde hair.

''U-uhh, is there anyone with you right now?'' You randomly asked out of the blue, feeling a bit panicky because of what happened last time between you and him.

He looked behind him

''Nope. No one.'' He replied.

''Not even your band mates?'' You chuckled nervously, swiping a hand through your h/c hair.

Remember when you and your boyfriend got caught having sex by the rest of the band?

You have.

***FLASHBACK***

''Mhh, fuck Y/N!'' Chris moaned, his hips aligning with yours, your head arched back hitting the wooden headboard.

''F--fuck!'' You exclaimed,

''K-k-keep going, please---''

Justin, Vinny, Ryan, and Ricky all happened to walk in at once, one of them had froze up. Which was Justin.

''What in the---''

Chris dead stopped, and looked back like a deer in the headlights at a laughing Vinny, a screaming Justin, along with Ryan and Ricky standing there with their mouths hanging open.

''OOO, CHRISTOPHERRR I'M CALLING YOUR MOTHER,'' Vinny yelled dramatically, laughing and pointing at him.

Your face flushed a deep red, quickly covering you and Chris up.

''I thought the door was locked?'' He whispered while he gave you a stern glare, ignoring the comment Vinny just made.

''I thought it was also---''

Justin cut you off,

''Next time, leave the door locked, will you? 'Cause you almost gave us a heart attack!''

***END OF FLASHBACK***

''Y/N?''

''Earth to Y/N.''

''Oh, right. Sorry babe.'' You snapped out of your thoughts, feeling a bit embarrassed from zoning out on him.

Chris chuckled, sitting up from his bunkbed, revealing his mesmerizing tattoos on his chest that was no longer covered by the blankets.

Fuck.

''I promise there is no one here, I checked already while you were daydreaming. Besides, it won't be like last time if you know what I mean.'' He commented, giving a charming smile to you.

Right.

Your heart began to skip beats in and out of your chest, it's been quite a while since you and Chris had a sexual encounter with each other. You didn't want to be caught and humiliated ever again by some people----

''So, uhh, Chris. What do you think about FaceTime sex?''

You did not just go there, what the fuck Y/N? you thought.

''I actually never done it with anyone. If I had to do it with anyone, it would only be you, guaranteed.'' He laughed under his breath.

You couldn't believe him.

You just couldn't.

''Let's pretend I have never brought up the subject, and move forward with a normal conversation. Yeah, disregard what I just asked--''

He cut you off short of your sentence, you saw him run a hand down the side of his hair again.

Damn you.

''Uh, Y/N? are you sure you want to proceed with a normal conversation instead? You know I am up for anything, anytime, anywhere.''

Your mind was now racing quicker than your heart, you brought the topic up, and now you have to keep your word. Well--

A creaky sound came from the call, it was Chris getting up quickly from his bunkbed, you could hear him mutter something quietly to himself.

''What was that?'' You scratched your head.

''Oh, I was going to request something very dumb for you to do, since you wanted to do FaceTime sex.'' He snickered.

''Well, spill it babe.'' You urged while you felt your legs spread apart, seeing your boyfriend this flustered made you question humanity.

An abbreviated sigh came out of him, he tilted his head back up to give you the attention you've been craving from him.

''I'm going to count to the start of ten and go down from there. I want you to pleasure yourself in any way you do when I am not there. Pretend that your fingers are my cock. No questions asked.''

You nodded, and proceeded to do so.

He switched the camera view to aim down on one of his large, tattooed hands appearing to be resting on the surface of a kitchen counter.

''Ready?''

''Yeah.'' You uttered, biting down on your bottom black lipstick covered lip, watching your boyfriend's hand grip the edge of the marble kitchen counter, then lazily sliding it off of the counter as both of his tattooed covered hands now appearing in the camera. You weren't able to see what his facial expression was because he didn't have it aiming at his face. All you could see and hear were his large hands getting into position to count, and his heavy breathing in the background. Oh, how you wanted those hands all over your body.

''Ten.''

You inserted one of your fingers inside your wet, pulsating garden.

"Nine."

Picking up the pace of your rhymtic finger, you slid in another one, your e/c eyes tightly shut. You tried to add a picture in your head, how Chris looked after his band's concert.

"Eight."

As you listened in on his counting, you felt high off of his voice, you needed him more than ever. His voice was so... hot.

"Seven."

"Ahh, f-fuck I need you here s-so ba-bad." You stammered, knowing Chris was watching like a hawk, probably fantasizing about wishing those fingers of yours were his veiny cock.

"Si-six." He continued, his hand gestured into a "Six" count, while the other hand worked its way down slowly to his throbbing cock, enough to tease you.

You moaned aloud, shaky ghost hands pointing the camera down at your pussy.

"Fi-five. Fuck, po-point the c-camera back a-at your fuckin' face! W-want to see y-your face, I-I want to ruin it!" He let out a growl, the sounds of him pumping his cock being heard from the background.

"C-Chris, b-baby, I'm so c-close!" You warned, practically crying out for him to fuck you mercilessly on the bed you laid out on, knowing he wouldn't be home until one more day.

"F-four, don't c-cum yet."

"Thre-three, f-fuck!"

Your eyes were wandering all over the place, you couldn't hold it in much longer, goddamn it Chris!

"Tw-two, a-almost." The sound of him leaning his body weight against a wall now, with quickening paced breathing, with your toes beginning to curl onto the sheets.

"O-one!" Chris yelled, releasing into his own hand.

"Oh my god!" You exclaimed to the heavens, the bundle of nerves in your legs beginning to jitter following your orgasm after him.

''Fuck, look what you made me do, Y/N. Now I got to go clean up,'' He set his phone down, which was now facing up towards the pitched black ceiling, his heavy footsteps could be heard distantly, getting farther and farther away.

Your sigh escalated through you, you lifted your phone off the bedsheets, bringing it with you to the bathroom waiting for your boyfriend's return.

Setting your phone straight up on the bathroom counter where the sink was, you hummed slightly to yourself.

''I'm back, baby.''

Chris lifted his phone off of the kitchen counter, putting front view again on his camera.

You checked the time on your phone, ''1 am''.

''Oh shit,'' You quickly said to yourself, surprised at what the time was.

''What? What? Is there a spider?'' He assumed, you laughed and rubbed your eyes.

''No Chris. It's 1am here, and you should get some sleep, don't you think?'' You suggested, getting a little tired.

''Okay, I will see you tomorrow when I get home, baby. I love you, goodnight.''

''I love you more, goodnight.''

A/N: I am probably gonna do a part 2 of this, but with Chris coming home to the reader, and it's going to be fluff <3

[stylusmusings]

Joe Keery NSFW ABC

As I'm trying to grow this account, I really do appreciate reblogs, follows and letting me know who else you guys want to see?

A - After Sex

If you’re in a relationship, he likes to cuddle and just enjoy each other’s company afterwards. If not, he’ll probably get out of there to avoid your parents.

B - Bottom or Top

If you want to make him a more submissive, just tug on his hair. However, he’s usually the top and takes the dominant position.

C - Cum

Joe likes to cum in your hair but hates when it is done in return - that’s practically a dealbreaker for him unless its an accident. Though, it normally throws him off of his charm.

D - Dress Up

He secretly likes dressing up in the sailor costume that he kept but that’s usually only far in a relationship. He’ll also let you call him Steve in it if you ask nicely.

E - Experience

He’s got quite a bit of experience with a lot of different women but with the amount of times he’s been with Joseph Quinn, it has evened the field.

F - Favourite Bodypart

Hair, both his own and other people’s.

G - Gag Reflex

Joe’s got a normal gag reflex of about 5 inches.

H - Hair

Joe does grow out his chest hair as it makes him feel quite manly and it draws more attention. He does shave it from time to time as it is preferred when he’s acting.

I - Intimacy

Joe is quite intimate but there are various dealbreakers that he has that are pretty set in stone.

J - Jerking

Doesn’t really have the time but if he’s on set with Quinn than it might be more than usual.

K - Kinks

He does occasionally like fucking you in between scenes but those tend to be quickies. He much likes seeing you walking about after with a little limp in your step.

L - Lube

Joe likes making it comfortable and uses lube.

M - Massages

It isn’t really a thing that he does. But, it does get him in the mood after a long day on set which tends to be helpful - just watching the tent rise as you rub his shoulders.

N - Nopes

Comes back to being called Steve or mistaken for his character in general. There’s also people who come to him for the fame or asking to meet the other cast members. If you want to be fucked silly by both him and Joseph then you have to earn it, not ask for it.

O - Oral

The one thing that you can count on is his mouth all over you and he wants the same in return. It takes a while to get him to stop talking every other second that he’s got his tongue in you.

P - Position/Place

He loves fucking you on set, in dressing rooms etc.

He prefers to fuck you in reverse cowboy/cowgirl.

Q - Quickies

Big fan of quickies and if it happens to be that you’re walking around with his cum leaking then all the better.

R - Risky

Extremely risky and is very likely to have a video leaked in the future but he keeps on promising that it is safe so he can fuck you more in public.

S - Sexts

All the time, especially when he’s with Joseph. It might be a dick pick or it might be an ass pic - hell, might even be him jerking off. He loves sending dirty messages when he can see how you’re reacting from afar.

T - Toys

The pairs of handcuffs hanging off his bed at the moment are telling of what he does to you every night in his own bed.

U - Underwear

Joe sticks to boxers - although you can sometimes bribe him in the morning with a blowjob to go jockstrap instead.

V - Volume

He’s rather quiet in bed surprisingly, although you likes hearing a lot of noises and it keeps him turned on.

W - Wrecking Ball

Joe isn’t particularly rough unless things on set were really rough, then he wants to fuck you silly several times. There was that one time you broke the bed frame, the same night that he fell asleep while in you.

X - X-Ray

Joe’s got a 6 inch, narrow, cut cock. He grows out his pubes with the occasional clean-up trim.

Y - Yep

He really likes a long kiss when you grip his hair and grab his ass, your body practically attached to his. Probably will end with him picking you up and fucking you till the wall has a hole in it.

 Z - Zest

Joe isn’t the horniest of people but he’s down to fuck at least two or three times a week.

[mysticalnightenthusiast]

NSFW Alphabet-Lando Norris

A-aftercare (what they’re like after sex)

Lando is the sweetest boy and always asks what you want or need after the act.  If its been messy he’ll get up and fetch you a washcloth otherwise he’ll make you a cup of tea or run a bath.

B-body part (their favorite body part and that of their partner’s)

Neck.  Its his least favourite body part to exercise when working out but is proud of the results from the effort he puts into it.  On you its your legs which lead to your arse :P

C-cum (anything to do with cum, basically)

High key loves finishing on your face but lately has finished inside.

D-dirty secret (pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

Lando has never expressly vocalized it to you but he absolutely loves it when you tug on his balls during oral.  Not to the point of actual pain but close to it.

E-experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they’re doingv?)

Had a couple of girlfriends but nothing serious enough to go to the bedroom. He’s just been far too consumed with racing to have time for a girlfriend and is not the type for one-night stands or cheap lays.

F-favorite position (this goes without saying)

Cowgirl without a doubt, especially when you lean forward, and your boobs hang over his face.

G-Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.)

When you were working out what worked for the both of you it was sweet and awkward and he giggled all he time but for the most part Lando is serious.

H-hair (how well groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes? etc.)

A little bit of fuzz in the off season but otherwise waxed clean every month.

I-intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect)

Intimate AF.  Lando’s love language is physical touch and he’s always intimate where it be sexual or non-sexual.  Behind closed doors he’ll hug you and kiss you like a man possessed but in public he’s a bit more reserved due to the attention he gets from his fans.  You had been dating three months before he held your hand in public and a year before he kissed you in public.

J-jack off (masturbation headcanon)

Did it all the time before you met and began dating but now only does it when he’s away and on the road and you can’t come with him.

K-kink (one or more of their kinks)

Choking, loves it when you put your hands either side of his neck as you ride him.

L-location (favorite places to do the do)

Wherever you can be alone and yourselves.  Home alone is the preference for both of you or your favourite holiday villa on the French Riviera.

M-motivation (what turns them on, gets them going)

When you flirt with him.  He blushes, giggles and squirms like a little girl but as soon as you’re behind closed doors he’ll pounce.

N-no (something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)

Anything that involves physical pain or bodily fluids.  Cum is one thing but anything else....ew just ew.

O-oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)

Absolutely loves a good blow job, you’re brilliant at it so when the mood strikes he will spread his legs and pull your hair into pigtails whilst you suck him off.

P-pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.)

Whatever the situation calls for, neither of you are fussy when it comes to pace because whether he’s slow or fast it’s always good.

Q-quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)

Loves a quickie and is forever suggesting one especially when you’re at the track

R-risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.)

Not risky in any sense at all period.  His job is all the risk he needs in his life thankyou very much.

S-stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?)

In the beginning Lando had zero stamina in the bedroom but that is improving all the time.

T-toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?)

Doesn’t own any himself but will use the few you have on you if the mood strikes.

U-unfair (how much they like to tease)

You’re more of a tease than he is but he is the master of subtle flirting and when no one’s looking he’ll pat your bum or reach under the table to finger you briefly and light the fire enough that when you get back behind closed doors you’ll be the one wanting to rip his clothes off.

V-volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)

Lando is loud all-the-time and more than once that’s placed you in a more than awkward position.  You were visiting him in Monaco once at the same time as his parents and you both got frisky after they went to bed.  He bellowed like a stallion at the moment he came and the noise was so loud it roused both Cisca and Adam from their slumber and got them both running into the living room where they caught you on his lap in flagrante delicto.

W-wild card (a random headcanon for the character)

Lando actually lost his virginity to you.  You had been dating for nearly six months and had yet to move your relationship to the bedroom, you could see he was reluctant to go that deep and confessed when pressed that the reason he was reluctant to go to the bedroom was because he didn’t actually know what to do.  Up until that point you had assumed being a popular young F1 driver he would have been drowning in pussy but that proved to be the very opposite of true.

X-x-ray (let’s see what’s going on under those clothes)

Average length but thick and cut.  More than once you’ve seen the outline of his cock through the crotch of his race suit.

Y-yearning (how high is their sex drive?)

Once you taught him what you like Lando went into overdrive and was keen to have sex all-the-time but due to your schedules clashing he doesn’t always have the opportunity to take you to bed.  The reunion sex you guys have when he comes back from a race is always off-the-charts good.

Z-zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)

He almost always falls asleep before you but that’s due to his stamina not being as good as yours.  You don’t mind though, one of your favourite things is to watch him doze off.

[truckreincarnation]

head empty thoughts un(vee)fined | Vee | Trial 2.2 | Attn: Nao

The pounding on their head is growing stronger by the minute as others continue to contribute their two cents' worth to the discussion. For a moment, it seems like they're getting close to a conclusion, but ambiguity keeps the group undecided on what might have actually occurred. And unlike what happened with Vivianna two weeks ago, he doubts the guilty party will be quite as keen to fess up, knowing what would follow in their wake, to their wake.

Vee wishes they were simultaneously more and less intelligent. A more intelligent person would have already solved the case and found the culprit, and a less intelligent one would not bemoan their inability to as badly as they were. They're running on fumes as it were, the crushing weight of Perry's demise continuing to hang over their shoulders, inescapable until justice was found for her. He doesn't want to think about the alternative result.

"Those j-jewels serve no p-practical purpose for healin'." They'll at least affirm. "I'm... n-not actually sure if t-they were part of t-the craftin' room to begin w-with... They should b-be, but if any of y-you have seen Manami's new d-dragonstaff, that has r-rubies inlaid into its tip. C-Could they have come from somethin' l-like that or...?"

It's not clicking together in their mind, the uncertain state it's in proving to be a hindrance to their train of thought. There has to be something they're missing. "Just to... t-thin the field d-down to who realistically c-could have been responsible for t-this, per Germain's inquiry." He mumbles, trying not to let his quavering voice freeze up on him. "Assumin' n-no two people are c-coverin' for each other, the p-pairs of Germain and Luz, Esmée and Y-Yuliya, Harriet and Avery, and M-Meili and Theophania a-are all accounted for."

Half the pool, gone. "I have n-no reason to think Shinjuku w-would do this, not considerin' many of us c-can vouch for him lookin' a-around for Pears. Similarly, it's u-unlikely Manami could have g-given her blindness - she would not have b-been able to see b-blood trails, and I can't i-imagine she wouldn't have left f-footprints stumblin' around if she was on t-the second floor. I'm..." Would it be too selfish to say it? Perhaps not, given the circumstances. "Eliminating myself as w-well. I hope I don't h-have to explain w-why."

They glance over to Nao and Bian. "The t-two of them were seen o-on the first floor, and while I s'pose t-there's also no one w-who can vouch for them individually across o-our timeline, there's little p-pointin' in their direction that w-would suggest either of t-them knew Pears was dyin' u-upstairs to go there. Though Bian could h-have seen the note, it s-seemed untouched where it w-was found on the library's f-first floor." They turn to Frank. "Which leaves F-Frank. But I don't... know h-how tenuous his alibi is either, e-especially since with the l-level of bleedin' that Perry experienced, I'm not s-sure how... Maybe with o-one of her skills?"

It really is going nowhere fast. "I just... C-Can I ask for you a-all to empty your p-pockets, maybe? It's a l-long shot but... there's somethin' I w-want to check based on w-what you're holdin' with y-you, since the r-rooms were not opened for o-our checkin' use." They ask absently, trying to ignore the scream of pain bubbling underneath the bridge of their nose. "And... While I k-know you've been wearin' that g-glove for some time, even before y-yesterday's events, Nao... Could I a-ask if you remove it f-for a quick check? And the o-other two to roll up your sleeves t-too. If the Shatterstone was d-detonated from afar, we'd find n-nothin' anyways, but... seein' nothin' w-would also be confirmation of t-that, I guess..."

[praebitorem-glaciei]

nsfw asks - finn edition

A = Aftercare (What they’re like after sex)

I always use the aftercare section to talk about what kind of positions my ocs like. anyways. a switch!! when he tops, he's very gentle and caring with aftercare.. will make his partner a snack, get them a drink, clean them up. and when he bottoms he's j really clingy, he wants kisses in a warm bath with a bath bomb..

B = Body part (Their favourite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)

Finn is pretty insecure about his body, he's incredibly dysphoric. But he thinks he has really nice hips! though they're a bit more feminine than he'd like, he knows they're nice. On his partner? hands... simp.

C = Cum (Anything to do with cum basically... I’m a disgusting person)

He's pretty average with wetness? So I'll go with the fact he tastes a lil bit sweet with that hint of musk...

D = Dirty Secret (Pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

Breeding kink. He really really didn't think he'd be into that and then Fennel suggested it and now he's REALLY into it.

E = Experience (How experienced are they? Do they know what they’re doing?)

Virgin before his current bf.. No experience whatsoever. But he's soo determined.

F = Favourite Position (This goes without saying. Will probably include a visual)

The Lotus! He likes how close it is..

G = Goofy (Are they more serious in the moment, or are they humorous, etc)

tends to giggle a bit, he's kind of ticklish so.

H = Hair (How well groomed are they, does the carpet match the drapes, etc.)

messy and light brown. doesn't shave that much..

I = Intimacy (How are they during the moment, romantic aspect...) 

LOVER BOY... pet names, kissing, forehead touching..

J = Jack Off (Masturbation headcanon)

Didn't really masturbate before Fennel and then proceeds to masturbate and send him videos every night before they move in together lmao gn.

K = Kink (One or more of their kinks)

big big big exhibitionist.. really likes bondage, especially tying up his partner with fancy knots.

L = Location (Favourite places to do the do)

Anywhere. Not like.. on a stage or anything. but he's open to most places..

M = Motivation (What turns them on, gets them going)

KISS HIS NECK.

N = NO (Something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)

unsanitary kinks, cnc, he wouldn't take drugs..

O = Oral (Preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc)

Likes to give! He's so eager to learn that he quickly gets the hang of it!

P = Pace (Are they fast and rough? Slow and sensual? etc.)

When he bottoms he likes when it starts slow and sensual and gets rougher the more needy his partner gets for him. When he's on top he's a bit of a tease.

Q = Quickie (Their opinions on quickies rather than proper sex, how often, etc.)

Not his favourite, but not infrequent.

R = Risk (Are they game to experiment, do they take risks, etc.)

Super game to experiment. He hasn't done anything before this so... Why not?

S = Stamina (How many rounds can they go for, how long do they last...)

Sorcerer stamina real... Can go for a few rounds!

T = Toy (Do they own toys? Do they use them? On a partner or themselves?)

Probably? Probably for both..

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)

BIG tease without even meaning to be sometimes.

V = Volume (How loud they are, what sounds they make)

LOUD, bottom or top, he's a very vocal lover.

W = Wild Card (Get a random headcanon for the character of your choice)

he's really.. really into (consensual) frottage.. j rubbing is.. ugh. idk somethin sinful about it he loooves.

X = X-Ray (Let’s see what’s going on in those pants, picture or words)

cute,, small.. tiny boy.

Y = Yearning (How high is their sex drive?)

Tends to match his partner's.

Z = ZZZ (… how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)

not immediately! he loves himself some pillow talk first<3

[salty-basement-shroom]

Ghost Pal

◇reader x ghost friend◇

It had been ten years since you last stepped foot into your old school. School was a time you didn't look back to too fondly, to be honest but nevertheless did you accept the invite for the reunion.

When you had graduated you had sworn to never come back, especially not to some shitty reunion party organized by the woman who had been the girl borderline bullying you in the past.

Sure she was nice enough now, even greeting you with a hug, but she never apologized. She and her white picket fence life, with a job that required more empathy than she had, and her two children, and her husband who worked at the car shop down the road could suck your ass for all you cared.

So why did you accept?

Simple, because it has been ten years and curiousity gnawed at you. How are all these assholes doing now? You simply had to know. Well, that was one reason. Another reason was also the cause for you sneaking around the dark halls of the closed school.

The meet up itself was in the cafeteria (it must have been a funny gag idea by the former popular kids) and you were instructed to spend the rest of the late afternoon to evening there and in the courtyard. Did you listen? Hell no, you were a grown adult who hated school more than anything, why the hell should you listen to them now?

No, you were searching for someone. An old friend.

The hallways were admittedly really eery. You kept the lights out and only used what little light fell through the occasional window and your phone flash light. You didn't want to be caught by the janitor, that would be really goddamn embarrassing.

Your friend always liked to hang around the biology lab when you were in high school and that is where you usually found them back in the day. Chances were they weren't there anymore but a little voice in your head whispered to you

"Go on." Yes, that was definitely them. They used to mess with you so much back in school, playing little pranks by calling you in the middle of class or while you were on the toilet. They loved to embarrass you it seemed, although they would say otherwise.

You thanked your crazy intuition and memory for bringing you straight to the old lab. And you thanked whatever god was watching you for granting you the luck of finding it unlocked.

Inside was the usual room, unsurprisingly not much had changed in those 10 years, even the cheap posters of local flora and fauna were the same. It brought a smile to your face as you slowly walked through the room and traced the wooden desks.

"Boo."

"M o t h e r f u c k e r -"

You painfully rammed your back into the desk behind you as you jumped violently from the voice appearing beside you suddenly.

"Oh, what a greeting, I'm hurt!" The bodyless voice pouted, now on the exact opposite side of you.

"Shush, who greets people with 'boo'?!" You sassed back and searched the room for your old pal.

And there they were. Sitting on one of the cabinets with all the microscopes sat the figure of what looked like a boy with tight black curls and dark glowing skin. The hazel eyes looking at you shone with mischieve.

"Well, good to know one of us didn't change." You sighed but couldn't help the breathy laugh escaping your lips. This was your friend.

They don't have a name and the way they look really are only cosmetic to them. They are a spirit.

"I can make myself a bit older so you don't feel left out." They winked and laughed afterwards, jumping from the cabinet. Their grin turned wicked as they suddenly appeared beside you.

You huffed "Did you just call me old?"

"No, because you are literally an infant to me. Train another 1000 years and we may talk." They replied and began sauntering around you as if you weren’t of any real interest to them.

"Okay, so now you call me a child?"

"Bingo."

"Oh look at the old dusty ghost using the language of the youth~ Where did you learn that?" You asked teasingly and their face snapped towards you.

"You are aware I reside in a school."

"It was a rethorical question, moron."

"You-!"

"Anyways." You cut them off before they could go on a tangent about how I was disrespecting higher forces or some bullshit, "What have you been up to, Frog?"

"Ugh, that name is so stupid."

"I know, and that is why I love using it."

You basically called them frog because you had discovered them for the first time in your freshmen year while you were cutting up a frog and they were way too interested in it. You had cut your hand from the shock upon spotting them floating above the desks.

"Well, I have been... here." They waved their arm around the room with fake grandeur and looked back at you, "Not much to it, really. I don't know what you expect to hear."

You hummed in thought "No, more so if you have made new friends?" You questioned and sat down on one of the tables. Frog leaned back and stared at the ceiling,

"Nah, none pique my interest quite like you did."

"Is that supposed to be a compliment?"

"The highest I can give." They lamented and grinned right after, "So what about you? Other than you looking old now, what changed?"

So you caught up with them, telling them off your job, your studies, what you were up to now. You also told them about your family. It was really nice.

Frog kept their dark eyes glued to you in so much interest that it honestly baffled you. They never were that invested in your life, only serving more as a companion to battle your loneliness and you helping them with being less bored.

"You definitely changed too." You stated with a small grin after finishing a story about a stupid colleague of yours. Frog perked up with a frown and suddenly decided to walk on the ceiling.

"I doubt that a spirit of MY age and wisdom would change in a mere ten years." Their face stopped roughly before mine and they looked down at me with a grin.

"Oh, yeah sure, the wisdom of leaving up toilet seats so kids fall straight in when they sit down, please grand me more of it." You rolled your eyes and ignored their souring expression, "No, but seriously. You are much more... interested. In my life, you know?"

"You think so? I am just being polite~"

"Ah, but that didn't change. You are still a shitty liar."

They suddenly appeared right before you and your noses nearly touched. Their gaze turned threatening but you weren't scared, "You really think you are that special?"

"Yes, I do." Was your nonchalant answer and they drew their head back with a huff "You are insufferable."

"No you."

"Not this shit again!" They growled at you and you couldn't help but laugh, one Frog joined with a soft chuckle. Your dynamic changed, yes. But it was good to know that Frog was still more or less the same.

"I missed your dumbass." They admitted and you smiled at them with adoration you hadn't shown until now.

"I missed you too."

A comfortable silence settled and Frog and you stared at one another. It felt meaningful and in this moment you wished you had Frog with you at your workplace to keep you company. It was dreadfull being a corporate tool so a ghost friend messing with your asshole boss would be amazing.

But also just because... they were your best friend once upon a time. As much as school had been horror, at the end of the day you had Frog by your side. Your mystical little secret pal.

Their eyes softened at you and you only remembered now that Frog could read minds. Lovely. They raised a hand to softly stroke your cheek.

".... you wanna prank your old classmates?"

"God, yes."

♤♤♤♤

Nothing much to say, I introduce Frog, a spirit that may or may not be a higher being trapped in a high school.

Just to clear up, Frog is not a dead kid. They are a spirit, not a ghost (I called them ghost in the story once cause I imagine a human friend of theirs probably wouldn't know their true identity and would simply either assume or not care for the difference)

[parkerluvsu]

hii parker, ur nsfw yelena alphabet made me feel some typa way..could u maybe make the hange version please? 🥺 thank u🥹💓

cw/tw: nothing except someone does walk in on you two having sex..

a/n: thank you for this ask anon!! i <3 making people feel some typa way

hange nsfw alphabet

A (aftercare - what are they like after sex?) i think hange would have to learn what you prefer after sex, if you would rather just have some time to shower, or would you want to take a bath together? but once hange learned what you liked, expect to be very pampered with cuddles and kisses <3

B (body part - their favorite body part of theirs and their partners) i think hange really likes their arms, let me explain. they're pretty strong, i mean working on experiments all day, hange uses their arms a lot. and im a personal believer that they have freckles on their arms which they really like as well. on you, they would have a hard time choosing but they really love your lips. no matter what size shape color it doesn't matter!! they love how soft they are and how they feel against their own lips. and ofc your pretty smile always makes their heart flutter <33

C (cum - anything to do with cum basically) like yelena, they really like to cum on your face, (especially if you let then sit on your face). they prefer when you cum whether from riding their thigh, they love to see just how messy you get♡ or all over their fingers, just cuz they like to taste you after <3

D (dirty secret - self explanatory) i think hange doesn't really keep any secrets from you??? they're pretty open about any kinks they have or anything they wanna try, although they have thought about you domming them and gotten painfully aroused <3

E (experience - how experienced are they? do they know what they're doing?) in both the canon universe and modern! au, i don't think they would have much experience, honestly they just don't have the time (and being a scientist and all, they would have done some research on how to pleasure themselves so they really had no need for anything else). but once they had you, they had a new project. they researched your reactions to all the things they would do to you, studying your face as they fucked their fingers in and out of you. once hange knows what makes you feel good, trust that they will pamper you over and over until you can't take it anymore <3

F (favorite position - self explanatory) hange really loves fucking you on their desk, in any position they don't care, as long as they've got you pressed up against their shiny desk, they're happy <3

G (goofy - are they more serious or humorous) i think sex with hange is usually filled with them cracking little jokes, but trust me they can definitely be serious during sex.. <3

H (hair - how well groomed are they, does the carpet match the drapes?) i don't really think hange shaves, it just feels unnecessary to them and they are honestly more comfortable with not shaving and ofc they don't force you to shave or anything either, intimacy with hange is all about being comfortable. and yes the carpet does match the drapes <3

I (intimacy - how intimate are they in the moment?) hange is very intimate with you. they aren't the hookup type so you're more or less the first serious relationship they've been in. every time you guys have sex it's ultimately a chance for hange to show just how much they love you, and even if you're just fucking on their desk during their lunch break, with the way hange treats you and your body like the most precious thing they've ever touched, it's always very intimate <3

J (jerk off - how much do they masturbate?) before meeting you, hange probably masturbated quite a lot, sometimes to relax and relive frustration, sometimes because they were just horny. but after meeting you, hange doesn't really masturbate at all, because why would they touch themselves if you could? and you do it so much better than they ever could <3

K (kinks - one or more of their kinks) THIGH RIDING. hange is a very busy person and sometimes they just don't have time to fuck you nice n deep like you want :( so resorting to fucking their thigh will have to suffice for now (don't worry they get so incredibly turned on that they will do absolutely anything you want after). PRAISING. they love praising you and they love when you praise them, they'll say things like, "ah that's it sweetheart, s' good for me yeah?"  "you always do so well for me baby you feel so good"  DADDY KINK. it's just my personal thoughts that hange likes to be called daddy in bed they find it really hot because of the power it gives them. BONDAGE. hange thinks you look so pretty with red silk wrapped around your body, making sure you take all the pleasure they can give you <3

L (location - where do they prefer to have sex?) as i mentioned before, they like fucking you on their desk, whether it be in your own home or their office, they just think you look so pretty all spread out over their desk. they also like the intimacy of fucking you on your shared bed, the soft sheets smelling like the both of you as hange slowly pounds into you <3

M (motivation - what turns them on?) just being needy for them, not even in a nsfw sense, just whining about how much you want to be near them is really hot to hange and trust you'll be whining for a whole different reason once hange has their way with you <3

N (no - something they wouldn't do) they aren't into unhygienic stuff (piss etc) and they aren't into hurting you at all like never ever it's an extreme no for them. also harsh degrading would be a huge turn off for them, they just believe that being intimate should be all about loving that person. although anything else is pretty much on the on the table with them, as long as you're both completely comfortable <3

O (oral - do they have a preference for giving or receiving?) hange is all about your pleasure, and honestly it's pleasuring enough to just watch your expressions as you cum all over them♡ but they also aren't opposed to you giving them oral as well, they won't deny how pretty you look in between their legs <3

P (pace - are they fast and rough? slow and sensual?) they can switch from one to the other in the blink of an eye, even for they're pounding you to a different fucking universe on their desk, they'll still do it lovingly. and when they're feeling more sensual, it's the most soft loving sex you'll ever have <3

Q (quickies - their opinion on quickies vs regular sex) i don't think hange is a big fan of quickies at all, they would just rather have the time to worship you and your body the way you deserve. however... if you begged them long enough and gave them the good ol' puppy dog eyes, you might find yourself pressed up against a wall in a secluded place, with hanges hand covering your mouth and the other one pleasuring you just like you wanted <3

R (risk - do they like to experiment and take risks?) hange is a scientist ofc they like to experiment! they own a plethora of toys to spice up your sex life with them and find out what makes you feel good <3

S (stamina - how many rounds can they go for, how long do they last?) hange can go for as many rounds as you like, if they're just pleasuring you, sometimes they go a little overboard and overstimulate you until you're practically seeing stars. but if you're pleasuring hange, they can last for about 4 rounds before getting a little tired <3

T (toys - do they own toys? do they use them?) hange has so many toys i cant even describe (but i will ofc), multiple dildos in different sizes and shapes, vibrators with settings that will leave you breathless, and pretty ropes to tie you up in <3

U (unfair - how much do they like to tease?) hange is a teaser im sorry :( they will edge you for hours and hours until you're practically screaming for release but.. if you tell them just how much you want it.. they might let you cum sooner <3

V (volume - how loud are they?) hange is very loud, either just talking you through your orgasm, or while your in between their legs making them feel oh so nice. they moan and groan so prettily, sometimes they're so loud you have to put a hand over their mouth so you don't disturb everyone in a close range <3

W (wild card - random headcanon) someone has accidentally walked in on you guys in hanges office, luckily you didn't see who it was, as your back was to the door, but hange could see the way levi's eyes narrowed with a slight blush on his cheeks as he closed the door <3

X (x-ray - what's under their clothes?) in my mind hange has a cute little happy trail leading to their pussy and its so pretty <3

Y (yearning - how high is their sex drive?) hange has a normal sex drive i think, but it sort of comes in waves so sometimes they get VERY needy just roll with it and they'll reward you graciously <3

Z (zzz - how fast do they fall asleep after) once they're done with aftercare, they will happily hold you in their arms, tucking you close to their chest under the fluffy blankets. usually hange falls asleep pretty fast, so you get the pleasure of looking at their softened features before you drift off to sleep in the arms of your lover <3 

[chiefdirector]

Hi!

Could u please write a fluff alphabet for Ikaris, with a human s/o? Or with the one u used for Druig

Thank u for your time! Hope u are doing well :)

Ikaris A-Z fluff alphabet w/ Human s/o

A – Anger (What was their first fight about? Any big or recurring arguments?)

The biggest argument would be about your mortality and how you should be more careful in a world with aliens, wizards, heroes and villains. This would be especially bad if you were one of the vanished in the blip.

B – Best (What would they say is the other’s best trait?)

Him - Your humanity. It is what sets you two apart so it is what he cares for most, it is something he can't have so he admires it in you.

You- His strength. Not everyone can say they have a superhero S/O so you enjoy it thoroughly

C – Camera (How do they document their relationships? Who likes to take pictures? Or videos?)

Selfies on Instagram. You'd have to force him to learn initially but once he gets the hang of it, every aspect is on Instagram (just don't introduce him to food photos, he would most certainly love food photos, idk why but he would.)

D – Dates (What are their dates like?)

Very romanitc, especially in the early stage of your relationship. Candle lit dinners, walks in the parks, slow dancing under the stars. Once your relationship develops more, these romantic dates still happen, but in between dates to the arcades and movie theatres.

E – Early (What was the first month of dating like?)

Awkward, you wouldn't know about him being and Eternal at this stage and he would know he would outlive you, so guiding the relationship up would've been hard.

F – Friends (How is their relationship with each other’s group of friends?)

You're not. He hasn't spoken to his fellow Eternals in a while and he honestly doesn't care too much about your friends. He cares about you enough to attend these functions but you don't make him, knowing how much he doesn't want to be there.

G – Gifts (Do they like giving each other gifts? What kind?)

Ikairs isn't the gift giving type, if he does it'll be a single flower he found which reminds him of you or something of the like. Pretty rocks are a common gift.

H – Hugs (All things involving hugs)

Common known fact: Ikaris gives the best hugs ever. There warm, and inviting and safe. 100% best hugs in the multiverse.

I – Inside Jokes (Do they have any?)

I don't think there would be any specific inside jokes.

J – Jealousy (Who gets jealous easier? How do they show their jealousy?)

100%. Ikaris is a jealous boy. Will fight to the death if anyone tries to touch you or propose themselves on you. You are his and everyone will know this. Might lead to super hot jealousy sex if he is super annoyed.

K – Kiss (How do they kiss? Who usually initiates?)

It goes either way, he ignites some but so do you. But it doesn't matter who initiates them, they are full of love and passion.

L – Love (How do they first say those three words?)

It would be around six-eight months into the relationship. He says it, thinking that you're asleep but you heard and said it back.

M – Movies (What kinds of movies do they watch together? Is it a regular Netflix ritual?)

Movie date nights happen fortnightly. Just cuddled up on a sofa with a blanket or two, not really watching the film but enjoying each others presence.

N – Nicknames (Things they call each other)

You see each others names. Nicknames aren't it for Ikaris.

O – One (Tell us about the moment they realized they were with the one.)

He doesn't know, he just slowly fell more and more in love with you. He would deny it. You're mortal, you're a means to an end he can't love you. But he does and its a love that consumes him

P – Pizza (What is their favorite food to eat together?)

Anything, I don't see Ikaris being a picky eater so you get to choose the menu more often than not. If he does pick, its 100% some ancient food you haven't heard of.

Q – Quit (Do they break up? Almost break up? What happened?)

When the mission the Eternals were set is coming to fruition, he ends things, knowing that the end is coming. He doesn't say why, he just disappears one day, leaving you alone.

R – Rainy Days (How do they comfort each other on dark days?)

He makes food. The house smells like it has been blessed by the best chefs on earth with all the food he makes. And all of it is the best food you've ever had.

S – Soft (Something one of them did that turned the other into absolute mush)

The way you look at him. When you are destined to live forever, you become resigned to the fact that human emotions may not be for you so to have you look at him like he hung the stars warms him deeply.

T – Texting (Do they text each other a lot? What do they usually talk about over the phone?)

He texts when he isn't with you, otherwise the phone is off and in a draw somewhere and he expects the same treatment from you.

U – Unique (Tell us about some of their odd habits that surprised one another.)

Singing in the shower - this surprised him, especially if you can't sing well. Either way he finds its adorable.

V – Vanity (Something they’re proud of in themselves and their partner)

Ikaris is a very proud man, so mostly everything about himself is something to praise but for you, he is proud of everything you achieve, how could he not? You're perfect to him.

W – Wedding (Tell us about your wedding head canon if they’ve gotten that far. Or if not, have they talked about it?)

No, I don't think he would marry a human, especially since he is already married to Sersi.

X – X (Something they hate about the other)

You're mortality, it is one of his biggest fears: you dying. He hates you have a limited time as he wants forever.

Y – Youtube (What are they like online? Do they post about their relationship constantly?)

Except form instagram, I don't see him using the internet very often.

Z – Zoo (Are they into animals? Do they want pets? What kind?)

You have a cat together. Its a little orange tabby cat you called Achilles. (mainly because of the way Ikaris looks at the cat. The cat is Ikaris' Achilles heel. 100%)

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