#harrypottertextposts

[catluvus]

[ad_1] it's #felinefriday once more!!! wow time flies speedy when you are obtaining an existential disaster . . . #distractedmarauder#distractedmarauders #tumblr #catpics #catmemes #gay #random #textpost #amusing #hpfandom #harrypotter #funnymemes #funnytextpost #funnyposts #featureme #tumblrpost #cutecats #fangirl #lgbt #headcanons #fanboy #harrypottertextpost #shitpost #explorepage #funnycats #cutetumblrposts [ad_2]

[oldbutmarauders]

lily: you look happy. let me guess, your egg salad sandwich fell on the floor and they gave it to you for free.

james: no, can you do that? why doesn’t everybody just drop their sandwiches on the floor?

lily: i was trying to insult you

james: instead you gave me an amazing life hack.

lily:

(mine)

[m-a-r-a-u-d-e-e-r-s]

Slytherin: I will sleep soon, do you have anything to say?

Hufflepuff: I love you

Slytherin: Yeah you are right, I am a person to be loved. Who doesn’t love me?

Gryffindor and Ravenclaw: *raises their hands up*

[annabellelupin]

Lily: You can say please and thank you a million times in front of him and he won't repeat it

Lily: but you say fuck once and it's like it's the only word he knows

[harrysdoe]

Headcannon idea: so all the founding professors of hogwarts (ie. Rowena and Salazar etc) all were professors right. So everybody would expect like Helga Hufflepuff to be Herbology but can you imagine walking into DADA and you just see a little tout lady in puffy robes just go all badass is defensive spells. And walking into History of Magic and expecting it to be so boring, then Gryffindor walks up and is like that one who teacher who shows up in sweats and calls his students curse words and tells horrible jokes. And get this, Slytherin as Care of Magical Creatures. I don't know where I'm going with this but it's late and I'm here for this.

[weasleys-spellbook]

Regulus: You wanna do what models do on runway?

Sirius: No Reggie, that's a strut I said I am a slu-

[hogwarts-marauderss]

Sirius: It's okay if you don't like me, not everyone has good taste.

James: *hands cupped around his mouth* stop quoting things from the internet!

Sirius: Let me live okay!

[daisysinadarkmedow]

sirius: snatched me one of them,,uhhh,,, he/theys!

remus: ill eat dirt right now if u shut up

[umartspolymerclayartist]

Dementors? In Italy? At the light of the sun? Exactly! I am very lucky because I am adult! Or not? FOLLOW MY WIZARD PROFILE @sir_drakoni_wizardingworld #harrypotter #harrypotterfan #harrypotterworld #Harrypotterforever #hogwarts #dementors #harrypotterfandom #fighter #harrypotterstudios #harrypottertextpost #harrypotterfanart #harrypottertattoo #harrypotterfacts #harrypottercosplay #harrypotterandthedeathlyhallows #harrypotterandtheorderofthephoenix #harrypotterandtheprisonerofazkaban #harrypotterbrasil #dementor #harrypottermemes #dissennatore #harrypotterfunny #harrypotterstudiotour #harrypotterandthegobletoffire #harrypotterandthephilosophersstone #fantasy #harrypotternerd #umartschannel #harrypotterquotes #harrypotterfans https://www.instagram.com/p/B68RBF2luMN/?igshid=59nc7ud4al14

[yourschoolbathrooms]

Hello, I’m just wondering why NOBODY is TALKING about how Neville Longbottom cut off Nagini’s head and killed the last horcrux???????! HE TRUSTED HARRY’s last words without a single doubt, risked his LIFE to follow through with what he promised Harry without even KNOWing what Nagini was or meant. He just did it out of pure love and trust for Harry. :(

[oldbutmarauders]

i have a question: if hogwarts only starts when you’re eleven, does that mean that kids don’t have to go to school until they’re eleven in the wizarding world?

(mine)

[m-a-r-a-u-d-e-e-r-s]

Slytherin: *eats an apple*

Hufflepuff: *tries to force a muffin to sly's mouth*

Slytherin: I am on a diet!

Hufflepuff: Why are you even on a diet? You are pretty fit. And even if you gain weight, that means there are more to love

Slytherin: *blushes* Yeah whatever

[annabellelupin]

James: I wish I had a brother :/

Sirius: Me too

Regulus: am I joke to you

[weasleys-spellbook]

SO, Remus Lupin saw the most impulsive, loud, bold, clumsy, banished heirs of the Black Family and went "I want that one."

[hogwarts-marauderss]

James: How are-

Lily: No

James: I was just gonna ask how you are!

Lily: Oh! My bad I thought you were gonna ask me out.

James: Yeah about that will you go out with me?

Lily: No

[mugbarista]

DAM! (Daily Amazing Mug!) We’ll be posting a different amazing mug every day! Check daily for the new DAM! - Today’s amazing mug features Harry Potter’s pet owl, Hedwig! - Serving up vintage, hard to find, and retired mugs! Please click the link in my bio to visit mugbarista.com where you can see the mug shown above and thousands more! - ALL ORDERS SHIP FOR FREE VIA PRIORITY MAIL WITHIN THE USA!!! Visit our site: mugbarista.com - Visit our eBay store: https://www.ebay.com/str/mugbarista - #mug #mugs #coffeemug #mugsofinstagram #dailyamazingmug #coffeemugs #coffeemugoftheday #harrypotter #harrypotterfan #harrypotterworld #Harrypotterforever #harrypotterbooks #harrypotterfandom #HarryPotterCollection #harrypotterstudios #harrypottertextpost #harrypotterfanart #harrypotterfacts #harrypotterandthedeathlyhallows #harrypotterandtheorderofthephoenix #harrypotterandtheprisonerofazkaban #harrypotterandthegobletoffire #harrypotterandthephilosophersstone #slytherin #slytherinpride #slytherinhouse #harrypotterandthechamberofsecrets #harrypotternerd #harrypotterseries #hedwig (at Henderson, Nevada) https://www.instagram.com/p/CYrVK-pFHpz/?utm_medium=tumblr