#hp textposts

[stargazedmoony]

james: we’ve been friends for so long, sirius, that i can’t even remember which one of us is the bad influence

sirius: let’s just call it teamwork

[moaning-riddle]

3 am

harry, half asleep and looking for food: what are you in the mood for?

tom, smirking: world domination.

harry: huh, that's a little ambitious in this ungodly hour

tom: you're my world.

harry: that's nice

tom:

harry:

tom:

harry: oh-

[staliaqueen]

based on: x

[daddiesdrarryy]

Hermione: What’s the one thing we asked you not to do at the party, Harry?

Harry: Not kiss Malfoy

Ron: And what did you do?

Harry: I kissed Malfoy

[marauderstars]

James Potter was red-green colourblind so all the hcs about him accidentally wearing Regulus’ tie to breakfast are entirely accurate. That shit happened daily.

[totorohugies]

The fact that Sirius and Remus never saw neither James nor Harry pass age 21...

[doomedbythenarratives]

regulus: i’m not doing it

evan: just talk to him!

barty: yeah, it’ll go so much better than you think we promise :)

james: what are you guys trying to talk him into this time?

barty: oh, asking you out

regulus: nice one, barty.

[redadidassneakers]

Regulus: tell me I’m pretty

James: nothing in this entire universe is as pretty as you

*sees this*

Sirius: tell me I’m pretty

Remus: you’re pretty fucking annoying, that’s for sure

[that-bitch-kat3]

baby sirius: mum am i adopted?

walburga: of course not.

walburga: why would i ever choose you?

[siriuslygay1981]

*Sirius sobbing his eyes out*

Marlene- sorry about what happend but where did you get your eyeliner it looks so good and it's not smudging

Sirius- it's *sob* sharpie

[stargazedmoony]

peter: thank you for the plant, prongs!

james: that’s okay, pete. you just take good care of it

peter: of course! i will make sure to water it every day!

sirius: *under breath* you bought him a fake plant, didn’t you?

james: *also under breath* yes, but look how happy he is!

[rypnami]

ominis: [waking up after a long nap] did i die? is this heaven?

sebastian and mc: ominis!!!!

ominis: ah, i see. this is hell.

[cheridraco]

draco: can you like fuck the sad out of me

harry: how about you share what's upsetting you instead

[daddiesdrarryy]

Draco: Seriously, Potter, how many of you freaks do I have to fight?

Harry: Oh, I’m the only one that matters, Malfoy. See, you messed with my friends, and now I’m going to fuck you

Everyone: …

Ron: It’s “fuck you up,” Harry

Harry: Wait, what did I say?

[marauderstars]

James: Worst thing about dating a Black brother, on three.

Remus: Okay, easy.

James: One, two, three:

James: The emotional distance-

Remus: Fleas.

[maybebitterxox]

Harry Potter characters as textposts

A duo/ship one will be next