Regulus: That's ridiculous, Potter doesn't have a crush on me.
Dorcas: Yes he does.
Barty: Yes he does.
Pandora: Yes he does.
Evan: Yes he does.
Remus: Yes he does.
Lily: Yes he does.
Marlene: Yes he does.
Random portrait on the fourth floor: Yes he does.
James: Yes I do.
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Draco: Seriously, Potter, how many of you freaks do I have to fight?
Harry: Oh, I’m the only one that matters, Malfoy. See, you messed with my friends, and now I’m going to fuck you
Everyone: …
Ron: It’s “fuck you up,” Harry
Harry: Wait, what did I say?
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James Potter was red-green colourblind so all the hcs about him accidentally wearing Regulus’ tie to breakfast are entirely accurate. That shit happened daily.
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The fact that Sirius and Remus never saw neither James nor Harry pass age 21...
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harry: I love you
harry: I said I love you
draco: you fucking better
harry: bitch
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James would 100% procrastinate normal, everyday things. Need to pee? He’ll wait till the last minute because he’s too busy playing quidditch. Stomach rumbling? He forgot to eat because he was too busy reading a quidditch magazine, and now he’s too deep into it to stop.
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regulus: i’m not doing it
evan: just talk to him!
barty: yeah, it’ll go so much better than you think we promise :)
james: what are you guys trying to talk him into this time?
barty: oh, asking you out
regulus: nice one, barty.
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Regulus: tell me I’m pretty
James: nothing in this entire universe is as pretty as you
*sees this*
Sirius: tell me I’m pretty
Remus: you’re pretty fucking annoying, that’s for sure
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baby sirius: mum am i adopted?
walburga: of course not.
walburga: why would i ever choose you?
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*Sirius sobbing his eyes out*
Marlene- sorry about what happend but where did you get your eyeliner it looks so good and it's not smudging
Sirius- it's *sob* sharpie
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Hermione: What’s the one thing we asked you not to do at the party, Harry?
Harry: Not kiss Malfoy
Ron: And what did you do?
Harry: I kissed Malfoy
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Remus: I love making short jokes about Sirius.
Remus: They go right over his head.
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ominis: [waking up after a long nap] did i die? is this heaven?
sebastian and mc: ominis!!!!
ominis: ah, i see. this is hell.
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draco: goooood morning to my beautiful scarhead
harry: it's 11 at night
draco: ok well you're supposed to be asleep and weren't supposed to open that until the morning so fuck off
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now, what the fuck-
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