#he cannot

[painedpen]

I saw a tiktok about Ron yelling at Hermione and embarrassing her in public (he would never), and Draco punching him in the face and I am so. Tired.

Like. We’ve already established that once Ron is committed to his relationship with Hermione, he’s peak husband material. He’s lovely. Househusband extraordinaire. But the idea of Draco Malfoy beating him up???

I like Draco as much as the next person, but we need to acknowledge that he’s a lil bitch. Every time he pisses someone off, he eats shit. Ron beats that twink into the ground on the regular. Come on people, let’s be real.

[remyfire]

Hawkeye can you please stop gayly presenting for two seconds

[kstarlitchaotics]

An envisioned moment came from a animal version of Jason and Tim's relationship kind of reminds me of the bull dog and small kitten from Looney Tunes

[milfdarthrevan]

Of course you can. Of course you can.

[bibannana]

Fives *holding his long curls infront of his face*: I can't believe I need to wait 3 weeks to get this cut!

Echo *with freshly cut hair*: Well that's what happenes when you miss your allotted time.

Fives *grabs some scissors*: I'm just going to cut it. What's the worst- *tackled by Tup*

Tup *who can cut hair if need be*: Don't you dare touch it you butcher!!

[letthestorieslive]

Asked by @ksbbb : Mason + purple, white and gold

[birf]

Carter’s main enemy are bikes

[msue0027]

i finally watched season 4 finale of doctor who. i thought that after s2e6 of good omens nothing can hurt me now.

oh, i was wrong. i was so terribly, utterly wrong...

[skittsyteacup]

You can't run forever Mr the Missile.

[sparklecryptid]

You know those invisible lines everyone has? A reveal AU centered around that but when LCs are near each other intricate lines appear on their skin in the color of their magic! Ardyn's has black mixed in showing the starscourge corruption!

Ace avoids the royal family. He avoids them like he isn’t the heir to an army of daemons. Ace avoids Regis and Noctis as if they’re the ones struck with Starscourge and not his uncle.

He has a reason for avoiding them, for disappearing whenever he feels their magic press near the Glaive courtyard when he’s visiting. And although his reason might be deemed shallow by some Ace thinks that it’s perfectly valid thank you.

Ace really doesn’t want to light up like a Christmas Tree and show off the jagged lightning marks and that dance along the lines of his body. The lightning marks on his arm is fine, those he cannot make fade gifted to him by Ramuh as they are, but the other ones; the ones that glow and react to the presence of unknown magic are an annoyance.

Of course, things come to a head when Noctis -small and fifteen- warps into the courtyard to tackle Nyx to the ground.

Ace freezes, takes a breath and lets Nyx’s laughter centre him even as he can feel his magic rise to his skin and show off the glow of the lightning embedded in his skin in all its glory.

His smile is strained when he hears the laughter from the two fade. Around Ace the Glaive are still.

“Ace.” Luche sounds tired. “Explain?”

“No.”

“Go to hell.”

“Already been.”

Luche scowls.

Ace smiles at his friend, a smile that fades when he realizes that Nyx and Noctis are standing now and Noctis’ own markings look like dragon scales glinting blue and sliver with the light of his magic.

Noctis looks at Ace with something like awe.

“Who are you?” Noctis asks.

“Your half-brother,” Ace says dryly as Nyx walks over to him and tugs him into a one armed hug.

Noctis’ face goes through a flurry of emotions.

“Hm.”

“Whatever you’re thinking don’t,” Ace advises, “He doesn’t know.”

“He will by now.”

“I hate that you’re right.”

[rexonalapis]

whoever convinced christopher nolan that he could write movie without jonathan nolan…. why were you lying?

[fablewritesnonsense]

So like, wild thought inspired by current writing shenanigans', but if ghouls have been so irradiated that their nose is gone and they're infertile... why do so many of the named ones still have hair?

Like Daisy, Tommy, Bobbi No-Nose... All of them have full ass heads of hair.

Are they wearing wigs?

[otterknowbynow]

I love my dog but it is 4am and we JUST went outside for you to pee can you please clam tf down

[silenthilllz]

CAN YOU SEE OVER YOUR TIDDIES

[plushyluke]

l-l-luke…no more pls

[burnt-squid]

if we get some kind of reunion between these two in btsv i’ll bawl my eyes out