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painedpen · 1 year ago
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I saw a tiktok about Ron yelling at Hermione and embarrassing her in public (he would never), and Draco punching him in the face and I am so. Tired.
Like. We’ve already established that once Ron is committed to his relationship with Hermione, he’s peak husband material. He’s lovely. Househusband extraordinaire. But the idea of Draco Malfoy beating him up???
I like Draco as much as the next person, but we need to acknowledge that he’s a lil bitch. Every time he pisses someone off, he eats shit. Ron beats that twink into the ground on the regular. Come on people, let’s be real.
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bibinella · 10 months ago
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dyke sit normal challenge: impossible 🧍
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idontwasteink · 4 months ago
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JEREMY JORDAN CAN NOT DANCE
it’s so cute though
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wiirocku · 9 months ago
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2 Timothy 2:13 (NKJV) - If we are faithless, He remains faithful; He cannot deny Himself.
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m1ckeyb3rry · 3 months ago
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i almost spammed the dash with that picture of ph**non in my header. but i refrained. are you guys proud of me
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therealkiyondoishida · 4 months ago
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Can I solve balanced chemical equations?
Solve this one
KMnO4 + HCl = KCl + MnCl2 + H2O + Cl2
Kiyondo: "hey bro can you help me with some chemistry bullcrap?!"
Kiyotaka: "as long as you aren't trying to trick me into telling you the ingredients for meth like Leon did, sure!!"
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ff7-has-taken-me-over · 1 year ago
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Zack used to think of running away. Before the whole Hojo thing and Nibelheim, he’d thought of running away with Cloud. Just whisking the blond from his bunk and disappearing off into the sunset with nothing but a stolen bike and their weapons. Becoming mercs and travelling the content, avoiding the Shinra presence and pretending Zack’s eyes didn’t glow in the dark with mako.
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yaoi-hate-machine · 9 months ago
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nooooooooooo i am experiencing a deep sense of insanity that i used to use cigarettes to soothe
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remyfire · 1 year ago
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Hawkeye can you please stop gayly presenting for two seconds
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milfdarthrevan · 2 years ago
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Of course you can. Of course you can.
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altarfates · 5 months ago
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this is haru when the men purr i fear.
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kstarlitchaotics · 2 years ago
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An envisioned moment came from a animal version of Jason and Tim's relationship kind of reminds me of the bull dog and small kitten from Looney Tunes
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f4ll3nf34th3r5y5t · 2 years ago
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You can't run forever Mr the Missile.
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rexonalapis · 2 years ago
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whoever convinced christopher nolan that he could write movie without jonathan nolan…. why were you lying?
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travelingtwentysomething · 9 months ago
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That's because we're all on the same wave length: going down with the ship.
i am y'all
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wonderland-irwin · 13 days ago
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I stg if I see ANOTHER POST ABOUT BUCKY DYING I WILL RIOT
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