#he got so bigggggg

[softiedingo]

ok but- SINCE WHEN DID HE GET SO BIG? LOOK AT THAT NECK AND THOSE ARMS

[hawkzeyes]

hey i'm so sorry i know you've linked to it probably a million times but i can't find it: can i have the link to your hawkeye reading list pleaseee and thank you 🥳

Hi Hi!! Please never apologize for asking I have the most unorganized blog in all hawkeye accounts LMFAOOO so not being able to find recs in here is understandable

Im assuming you mean Clint, but just in case not I will add Kate's in at the end!

So First of course is this icon's first appearance in

Tales of Suspense #57 (1964) - (he also shows up a few more times in tales of suspense but obviously this is the most important one!)

The Avengers #16 (1965) is when he joins and becomes our favorite little Avenging Archer (forewarning he is a little shit here. His favroite pass time in the beginning is driving Steve up a wall. I personally find this dynamic very funny but some dont)

He is with the Avengers for a really long time. Like more than 150+ comics(he isn't Hawkeye the whole time though as he does have a little bit I believe that starts in Avengers #63-#98 where he is Goliath. He comes back to us as Hawkeye in Avenger #99)

Hawkeye (1983) is his first solo ever! It's a mini series but its one of my personal favroites!

West Coast Avengers (1984)- this is where we get to see him take lead in a brand new team in California!

The West Coast Avengers (1985)- this is just a contitnuation of the previous mentioned!

Solo Avengers (1987)- We find out more tea about Clint's life prior to avenging here

He stays with the West Coast Avengers for a hot minute before we get his second solo

Hawkeye (1994) he's reaaaaal tough guy big feelings in this one

then he shows up in Avengers again in 1995 (yeah I know but hey he is the avenging archer so that's where youre gonna find him the most) He even gets a new lil fit and everything (he looks like he belongs in a boyband and I love it)

Thunderbolts (1998) is where Clint shows up ( in 2001 I believe) and takes over the team! He essentially helps try to guide them into being a good hero team and if I remember correctly I think its either #74-#75 where he leaves the Thunderbolts (I can't remember exactly I'm sorry)

Hawkeye (2003)- a third solo!!! look at our little guy go!!!

Then he... well he dies LMFAOOO in Avengers (2004) and the Clint Barton you knew and love is about to change forever

The New Avengers #26 (2006) if i remember correctly and it's.. well it's a sad one and he isn't the lovely Hawkeye when he comes back either. This is where Clint becomes Ronin, which is a rather dark time for Clint.

Secret Invasion (2008) This is also sad im sorry LMFAOOO Clint's morals are tested often as Ronin

The New Avengers (2009) Again he is ronin here so if youre looking for Clint just as Hawkeye he isn't here but don't worry he is back as Hawkeye soon enough

New Avengers: The Reunion (2009) whooooo's he getting a reunon with ;)

Hawkeye & Mockingbird (2010) guess what, that's who he got a reunion with I LOVE THIS COMIC

Widowmaker (2010) is basically a continue on of ^ with Nat involved

Avengers: Solo (2011) CLINT!!!! AS!!! HAWKEYE!!! Doin Hawkeye shit

Hawkeye: Blindspot (2011) do you like family angst? Good. Here. Have the family angst.

There is an event going on around this time called Fear Itself that he is involved in and also he is in Secret Avengers (2012) starting #21 or #22 where he becomes the leader.

Hawkeye (2012) We all know and love this bad boy. You could fit so many tears into it.

Secret Avengers (2013) again??? yes again.

Secret Avengers (2014) haha yeah again

Hawkeye Vs Deadpool (2014) it's fun! it's cute! Wade makes me laugh and he has a soft spot for the Hawkeyes

All-New Hawkeye (2015) there is some retconning done here

I don't wanna talk about Civil War II (2016) it makes me really sad LMFAOOO but yes he is in it and it should be read because well.. he makes a BIGGGGGG choice here that I feel has def echoed in his characterization since and has caused lots of misleading beliefs about Clint

Occupy Avengers (2016) Woooooooh I like this one it's fun

Secret Empire (2017) He is in it if I remember correctly but I grouch about this whole concept because I thought it was stupid. It gives the same energy as "What if Superman was evil" and I'm sure as a DC fan you know how annoying that concept is.

Generations: Hawkeye(2017) This is soooo cute I love this one. Kate meets a younger Clint in it and they run around together

Tales of Suspense #101 (2018) This will never not make me laugh. Him and Bucky working together is always funny

He is also involved in Kate's Hawkeye run during this time but I've got that on her list

West Coast Avengers (2018) I liked this. I love when Kate and Clint work together and I liked seeing the nods to the original WCA

Hawkeye: Freefall (2020) crying puking throwing up it's so good and fun until it's not fun anymore

Black Widow (2020) Not my favroite run for Nat... feels like the tone is off but he is in it

Thunderbolts (2022) I liked this...would have been super cool if Marvel had kept it as a continuing run because I feel like it didn't get to finish it's story. I'm still sour about it.

NOW obviously this is not everything ever he has ever been in and I'm certainly not perfect enough to have read every. single. appearance. So please forgive me if I missed something important cause sometimes my brain is not so greeat with memory.

x Kate Reading List!

[castlebyersafterdark]

you know something ive never ever seen discussed (in so many words) on here is the possibility of... i dont even know what you'd call it. a softness kink? mike or will (or both) liking each other when theyre soft and not hard yet. it's like the anticipation of getting each other hard (or provoking that reaction without touch even), of seeing the transformation, admiring the size change (if any - mike is just bigggggg anyway) and the tactile texture thing of being soft and snug in nice underwear. there's something so cosy and nice about them being obsessed with each other's crotches even when they're not 'in the mood' and i never see it discussed or even know what its called!

This one is very spicy and I am OBSESSED this was sent. And not just because I have a pretty blatant underwear kink that I'm not really shy about indulging and sharing on here 🤭 But I like it for the two of them as well. There's so much that's so sexy about the way a man looks in underwear. I've always hyped up and praised the concept that someone does not need to be fully nude to be appreciated and sometimes the way a garment frames the body and hides parts of the body is hotter than just, hey look here's a dick.

And it's such a common topic to explore with guys, and really formative especially when you're young and how that develops over time. There's an innocence that leads into lust, and I know some cringe like oooh don't use that word, but it's true! Some of the first instances of attraction are going to come from seeing other boys or men in their underwear - it's more common than just seeing naked guys. And that attraction remains.

All that to say, you are so onto it here with the fascination with the casual body or before apparent arousal. It's so hot to get up close and personal, to feel a cock before it gets hard. So intimate, and maybe they're just lying there and things haven't really gotten started yet, one of them is just trailing a hand casually over the other's body. They're lying in bed with music on, talking. Or they could be on the couch, TV on. They both know the night's going somewhere, as it usually does, but there's no rush yet. They're comfortable with each other, stripped to sleepwear, or a version of it. Big tshirts and underwear. That trailing hand is tracing over the hem of a pair of tight briefs, slipping underneath to feel soft skin at the crease of a thigh. A palm cups around the other's cock, just holding it there, feeling the warmth of the other man under the fabric, feeling the shape. Just a comfort, a tease to work up to something else. The ease and comfort and trust in just exploring each other.

I had several bold anons who've sent asks over time about "grower vs shower?" for each of them and I laugh about it, still a little bashful about sharing really detailed thoughts. But it's relevant and authentic! Most fall in between, honestly, but it's still fun to think about in regards to this specific scenario posed. The idea of Will going down on Mike, for example. He's still a pretty good size soft, and though our favorite size queen does appreciate Mike for all he's got going, he enjoys taking his time and working Mike up to it and feeling that wonderful sensation of him growing hard in his mouth, how he's able to get a bit more of him easily inside at the beginning doing this method. And Will loves it, savors feeling that eventual stretch and the way he's doing that to Mike, so blatantly, and indulges in the moments where it's easy to take him down before the real effort kicks in.

He especially loves it in the morning, on the occasions where they've an understanding that there's a freedom offered to the one who wakes first, the other's body is theirs to explore. And Will shifts down, flat on his stomach between Mike's spread legs as he's still dozing away. Pressing light kisses to Mike's pale inner thighs, leaving little red bites all over the skin. Licking at his soft cock, lips rubbing over the skin, just letting it sit in his mouth as he tongues at it, sucks languidly until Mike gets hard. He likes taking his time but so often when Mike's awake, he's too aware and Will turns him on too much, so these specific indulgences Will enjoys are often brief when both are awake. But Will likes to play. So this is different. Always Mike's favorite way to wake up on these very special occasions.

[celestie0]

🪷Thinking about how marathon sex with kickoff gojo would go crazy..ihm gramps don't got that type of stamina in him 🙂‍↕️

Just kidding ihm gojo (imsorrypleasefuckme) but kickoff gojo is HIM. Negative aura points for being a frat guy but he makes up for the shit vibes with his loverboy "pathetic loser when in love" antics and his dick game. Ihm gojo's elderly ass might try picking reader up for some spicy sex and slip a disc or two..💀

Ihm gojo on the other hand is giving bigggggg munch vibes. Like the type that stay put in your cooty cat as if it's their new home and their mouth needs to be surgically removed from it. And whichever anon was responsible for that thigh riding ask will be going to hell with me and we'll both be getting whipped for our lustful lecherous thoughts because wow. Oookay. Thanks for giving me a brainrot and endless thoughts of that visual. 🩷

I need them both who am I kidding. Sigh. Hope your trip has been great my sweet!!! It's so good to hear that you've been enjoying life and experiencing great things, I hope there's always more to come 🫶🏻

omg ya kickoff gojo got that athlete stamina but don’t underestimate ihm gramps either bae. he keeps things loose n greased up dww ✋🏼😔 he’s def close to the age where he runs the risk of pulling a disc when he tries to switch positions tho 😭 nah i’m just joking he’s fine he does his HIIT workouts n goes on runs he’ll be fine. let’s picture him as sexy dilf 🤗 and not gramps 👴🏻

yes kickoff gojo in lover boy status rn :/ jokes on him tho bc i lose all interest in a man when they like me back…so uhhh what now? (i’m only half joking. but if you notice kickoff reader’s got some avoidant attachment tendencies going on in this current kickoff arc, pls know i am fully 100% projecting 👍)

LOL SURGICALLY REMOVED. yea he IS giving munch vibes like even before i started writing for the fic he gave me munch vibes 😭 i can’t even explain or care to explain he’s just the type to drool all over your pussy while he’s eatin you out :/ no further questions. and yes the thigh riding thing needs to come to life fr

thanks darling!! yes trip is well, will be home pretty soon. hope you’re doing well too and enjoying yourself!! much love <3

- ellie 🐸

[teddybeartoji]

i'm watching the boys, i'm in the middle of s2ep4 and if anything happens to the families of the main cast i'll cry a RIVER they're all so easy to care for

now you may wonder why would i tell you this apart from the somewhat acquired pretense to be interesting and thus listened to? because of this one character named billy butcher, who can remind anyone in numerous ways of toji (wont say anything because EVERYTHING has spoilers, the plot twists/events of this series are rlly good imo)

you know what really gets me a lot of the time irl or in characters? the voice. suguru's voice in jap is INCREDIBLE (nanami's too, it's so good that sometimes i'm sad i can't bring myself to like him as much as my 4 favs), toji's is rich.. butcher's is AMAZING. he's got this accent and it's just so incredibly attractive (and soooo goddam cute) if you never watched the boys i encourage you to give it a try whenever you're free 😚

personally i'm hooked and it's so sad because i have tons of books to read before september and for some reason i cant read them as fast as i can with anything (probably cuz their style is naturally hard to grasp but still)

take care as always mickey, giving you a BIGGGGGG HUG

(oh btw saw a tiger yawning you will never understand how much tiger sukuna lives in my head- also for ur rb of him feeding you parts of himself!!! i just wanna reiterate that you're going to LOVE madk)

~ ☀️

SUNNNYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I LOVE THE BOYS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I WAS JUST THINKING ABT REWATCHING THE WHOLE THING LMAO AND AND AND I THINK YOU'RE VERY CORRECT ABT BILLY AND TOJI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i do think that they're very similar... from the crazy background and past to the i will do anything and everything for my family.... wahhhh i love them both sm!!!!!!!!!!!!!! you're gonna love the next seasons and you're gonna hate them lmao there's a lot going on!!!!!!

WAHHH I HOPE YOU CAN STILL MANAGE TO READ ALL OF YOUR BOOKS BEFORE SEPTEMBER THOUGH!!!!!!!!!!!!! i know how hard it is to read on command lmao that is not for the weak but i am keeping you in my thoughts nevertheless!!!!!!!!!!! AND I'M GIVING YOU A HUG BACK HEHEHEHEEH A BONE CRUSHING ONEEE>:333333333

[harryfeatgaga]

that baby wants to d*e….anyways thinking about bringing your fresh baby to a show to see her dad😔 Harry’s still a bit nervous about having her come to a show, worried about her tiny ears and eyes with all the lights, but you assure him you’ll be ok with her in the back and if it gets too much you’ll go back stage😔😔 so she’s got her little headphones on in her cute little fruit onesie. Of course by the 3rd song she’s knocked out sleeping😔 but when he looks over (very very often to check on her) he sees you holding her to your chest swaying and just thinks his girls are the most precious😔

IM GONNA FUCKING CRY PLEASEEEEJNFBHUJNBHHUJIKO he would be looking over SOOOOO MUCHHHHH AND SMILING SO BIGGGGGG 😔😔😔

[mrsbsmooth]

Hazeem NSFW Headcanons

Of course we never got anything to go on with Plant Daddy, but these are the HCs I've got for those of you who need a good watering.

I got an ask for this one ages ago, but I've been putting it off until I was done with TTIS, so I'll help put this poor person out of their misery.

18+ below the cut, obviously

-> M O U S T A C H E R I D E S

-> H U N G.

-> I T ' S T H E S I Z E O F A T R E E B R A N C H

-> Literally though. Man is hung like nothing else. Intimidatingly large cock.

-> Despite his enormous schlong, he knows what to do with it to avoid hurting her. Many a MILF has invited him in for a cool drink if you know what I mean. He's experienced. But no matter what, her eyes are going to be rolling back in her head.

-> He will warn her in advance. She will think he is joking. He is not joking.

-> And because he's aware of how big he is, he is the king of foreplay. See point one. MOUSTACHE RIDES

-> Looking at that moustache, you just know he keeps that downstairs hedge manicured. Takes presentation and hygiene seriously. But he's digging around in the dirt with plants all day, so you know he ain't afraid to get dirty. *chefs kiss*

-> Numbers are high. The girls want to climb this tree.

-> He also likes his girls with a little extra. He likes to be able to sink his teeth into some thicc, thicc, thicc, thicc ass and thighs. But he's bigggggg into titties. Loves them.

-> Might be also into dudes? I get a bi king vibe? I can also picture him actively enjoying butt stuff. He knows what he's doing.

-> Can and will teach her everything there is to know about BDSM. He is a dom. Proper and purist. Dom. But he's a casual one. He'll fuck however she wants it. But if someone's going to be tied up, it ain't him.

-> Can and will fuck her outside in nature. Knows a beautiful little forested spot that no one else will ever find.

-> He's loud in bed. He's yelling her name. And growling. He growls her name in her ear. "Yes, baby, just like that"

-> Grunting too. And groaning. Pick a noise. He's making it.

->Will pick her up and throw her over his shoulder if she wants him to. And have you seen him? She wants him to.

-> Fave positions: #3 - Spooning her, like Oliver. It's one of the most comfortable positions for her when he's hung like he is. #2 - Doggy. #1 - Up against a wall. He's so strong that it takes very little effort. Watching her eyes roll back as he holds her up gets. him. going.

-> I see him liking to cum on her face. I don't know why? He doesn't see it as degrading, nor would he want it perceived that way. The thing that gets him off more than anything is her enjoying herself. So if she's enjoying herself, he wants to come right there on the thing he's looking at.

[tender-rosiey]

Hey, hello, hi^^ hope u have a wonderful day because u deserve all the love and support ngl😔💕

How about a shy/anxious y/n who just clings onto her bf but immediately pulls away and starts apologising and becomes a blushing mess because she thinks she might be a little too annoying with Chuuya/Dazai/Atsushi/Akutagawa 💫

❥ Bsd characters with a shy s/o who thinks she is annoying

❥— Includes Dazai, Atsushi and Chuuya

ᴀ/ɴ: hey! thank you a lot bby <3 I hope you like this and that I did your request justice, i also got lazy about akutagawa so sorry; and I apologize it’s late 🥺💘 goodness did this take me so long to finish cause wow inspiration

Dazai Osamu:

He is observant

As we all know

Y/N don’t raise your flip flop at me stfu

He probably caught on your anxiety so he is always ready with open arms for you onto latch him

And he loves any attention from you so it’s a win-win

But he obviously noticed how you would pull back as quickly as possible when you notice you are clinging to him

And even start apologizing

That made him wonder 💭

Cause like you are usually somewhat okay with physical affection

So why are you pulling back?

Only to find out that you are thinking he might think you are annoying

To which he reacts to with

“HUH?! WHAT? ME? THINK MY BELLADONNA’S AFFECTION IS ANNOYING?!”

He is so offended oml

He would tower over you when he finds out also if you are tall/ the same height as him then he will stand on his desk to fully look down at you

Why?

Because he is a little shit like that and likes to have a BIGGGGGG entrance

Then would just pout and go puppy eyed

“Belladonna how could you believe that I think that your cute-self clinging to me is annoying? 🥺”

And ever since then if you ever do it again

He is biting your nose

Yes that’s still under the nose appreciation category

Or

Squish your cheeks

And if you blush once again then he will abuse his power to do so

He doesn’t care about whoever is watching btw

You are still going to be teased until you are a pot of fire

He does hug you a lot in front of people and even alone to show you that he doesn’t find it annoying

A little disappointed in himself because despite his efforts he wasn’t able to make you feel welcomed

That might lead to some rather sad thoughts of his past so make sure to be there for him

But he still won’t show you he is even having them

And if you are ever anxious while talking to someone

He will look at you for confirmation before directly the conversation towards him and being the one to answer

While he is holding your hand rubbing circles onto it

Chuuya Nakahara:

“HUH?!”

Chihuahua break out

Will glare at you a little cause like why would you think you are annoying?

He is literally all over you at home

I think Chuuya would be an absolute simp for the special someone he loves

Anyways back to this

It will take him a while to notice that you do so because you get anxious around people (socializing is hard bleh)

But he does get the hint that you are uncomfortable in the situation

So he takes the lead in the conversation and distracts them from you while holding you close

When you first latch on him and starts apologizing pulling back

He is like ???

“Why are apologizing, dove?”

If you shake it off then it will be under his list of “to be observed”

Time by time and he confronts you

“Y/N, why do you always apologize to me when you hug me outside in front of someone?”

Oh my he used your name 🤭

As I said before

“HUH?!”

Starting from that moment

He will try to show you furthermore affection

Why?

To show you that he actually loves it when you do that

Makes him feel all giddy inside that you find protection by him >w<

And he now picks up on the situation easily

He can tell when you start feeling anxious

So he will pull gently by the arm towards his embrace

Then when you guys go back home

He will pepper your face with kisses

So he can remind you that he loves you and that he doesn’t care about anything else

He openly feels prideful when you latch onto him too

He thought you might think its weird

But now you both revealed your secrets about said situation

Oh btw if you blush at first then I can see him smirking and teasing you just a little

Just a little unlike someone who is a brunette and by coincidence is in the same post 🙄

Other than that he will probably do his best to make you comfortable and happy <3

Atsushi Nakajima:

So you two are pretty shy

So affection was limited because you people get flustered by almost everything anyways

But let me tell you that he gets so happy when you cling to him

Still freaks out but we will take what we can get

He likes protecting and saving people so it makes him content seeing you rely on him

But then you pull away and start apologizing and he is like

“did I do something wrong? (つ .•́ _ •̀.)つ”

Yeah I am living my life with those faces, sue me

I think he would ask and confront you about it

“Hey n/n, did I do something that bothered you?”

And would constantly reassure you too so like “Wait why are you apologizing- there is nothing wrong!” or “It’s okay!”

So timeskip to one day when you courageously ask him “…Atsushi, do you think I am annoying?”

His mind would go b l a n k

Some time to process then—

“WHAT?! NO I COULD NEVER! WHY WOULD YOU THINK THAT?!”

Panic and more panic

Sorta like how he panicked when he was showing kyoka around and said it was a “date”

What did he do that made you feel that he thinks you are annoying? :(

He does end up being quite the determined one in wanting to show you just how much he loves hugging you

Initiating hugs, kisses despite being a blushing mess himself and so on and so forth

God I can’t wait for the weekend so I can sleep

Anyways so

you also told him about being anxious around people at times and so he cheerfully butts in the conversation to make the person stop paying unwanted and uncomfortable attention to you

He will hold pinkies with you too and squeeze it lightly to indicate that he gets it and is gonna help you out

I love how most of the time when I run out of ideas I just basically tell people

Which is right now btw

Lemme brainstorm some more wait

Let me include dazai in this

SO

Dazai’s subordinate is Atsushi, right?

Now dazai will tease the shit out of atsushi

So like when for example he holds pinkies with you and directs the conversation to him

Dazai in the back would be like “oh my, atsushi-kun is being such a gentleman, sparing his anxious love from the horrendous struggles of socializing with people~”

“CAN YOU JUST LET ME HAVE THIS—“

He in fact did not let him have this

Kyoka likes seeing you two together and how he is so helpful and supportive towards you, not to mention how she thinks it’s a bit cute seeing you apologize over something atsushi obviously likes (being hugged by you <3)

ITS A WIN WIN FOR THE AGENCY AND YOU AS WELL AS ATSUSHI NAKAJIMA OUR LOVELY PROTAGONIST

copyright © 2020 tender-rosiey

do not copy or plagiarize or you will be reported

[gar-trek]

give us your top 10 riker moments um also top10 geordy moments and also um 😁

Okay jeez I need to remember thees off the top my head

Riker:

10: when he grew a beard

In season two Riker grew a beard 😁 this was the most character development he ever got and it changed the course of TNG forever

9: when he ate gwak

In season two episode the one where he goes to a Klingon ship, we see Riker eating gwak. This proves that he’s a little bit of a freak who’s willing to try anything once 😁

8: his blue PJs

Throughout various episodes Riker wears unflattering blue PJs. They may be unsexy but they also expose his chest hair 😱

7: his trombone playing 😏

Nuf said. Wait actually no. I’ve seen people hating on his trombone playing. Fuck you if you hate that. Fuck

6: the 🤨🤨 look

It doesn’t matter what the situation is, Riker will always serve the 🤨🤨🤨 with his piercing blue eyes looking into your soul

5: he is so tall 😁

Even more taller then worf!!!

4: he can get a little crazy …

Riker may be very put together but sometimes circumstances cause him to loose his mind a little ☺️😸🙈

3: he has a bigggggg heart ❤️

He cares very much about many issues and is always looking out for his friends 😁😁😁

2: when his hair gets all messed up in the front

And he’s on the ground fucked up on the ground 🙈

1: he is so Riker !!! ❤️❤️❤️

Riker is literally Riker and there is no one else like him in the world!!!!!! Leave a like for Riker !!! Aka number one 😏

I’ll do Geordi later I need to drink coke this drained all my energies

[raysofcrosby]

What was Ethan and Melody’s first time having sex like? Did he plan something special or did it happen naturally? Or did she initiated it? 👀 Did Ethan went and talked to their parents before going for it or just let them know afterwards? I can’t imagine Matthew giving him the sex talk lol

never thought about it bc in the main chapters of wltay ethan’s 8 and like caroline i want him to stay that way ✨forever✨ but obvi after the teasing about 20 year old him and melody in the holiday special i kinda figured i might need to think up something bc ethan is like everyone’s adopted fictional son and they’d want to know.

obvi ethan got the whole puberty/seggs talk in school (and via educational book mentioned in scarlett’s pregnancy chapter. fun fact: there actually is a boys version of that american girl: care and keeping of you body book, written by the same author which i think is v cool), plus matt talked to him (and also recruited his dad, richard and brady bc mans really doesn’t want to talk to his 10 year old about puberty + seggs 😩) and he never really talks much about it (what kid would tbh) unless there’s issues or he has questions and more often than not, he’s embarrassed but still talks to anyone anyway.

BUT REALLY— ethan doesn’t start to ask questions till high school (bc hello, teenagers) and caroline’s normally pretty good at answering them, but also reiterates how he shouldn’t be doing anything until he’s ready and with the right person (but man has been dating melody for like a solid 1-2 years now so lol) and ethan’s normally like “ya i know, but you and dad did it when you were 15,” which is usually when matt butts in somehow with the “and we got pregnant with you at 17, do the math.” 💀 he never really takes it seriously bc man doesn’t want ethan having seggsy time at the risk he might become a grandfather “teen pregnancies can be generational, caroline 😩” and normally miss caroline is like “🙄 shut up matthew, not if we keep the conversation open” kind of reply. and they do, which is why he’s comfortable (while also being slightly embarrassed) whenever caroline or matt ask IF he’s seggsually active or thinking about it.

matt’s not a big fan of the seggs talk for sure, but he obvi knows it’s pretty important. so surprisingly he does however give ethan a bigggggg lecture when he goes off to play for usntdp because he is away from home, a teenage boy and playing hockey for a really good program— and matt knows how it was when he was playing and teen pressures and parties, so he just gives him an all around responsibility and slight threat of: ‘don’t do something stupid and cheat on your girlfriend’ lecture.

anywho, it's not until ethan turns like 16 and is home for winter break when he actually like...pulls matt aside and is all "so um...mel and i have been talking about...ya know." and matt's all red-faced bc hello?? but he talks to him and reiterates the whole safe-seggs thing and is also like "well...do you want your mom to know?" and ethan's all "i was kinda of hoping you'd tell her for me 🥴" and caroline just happens to walk into the room with 10-month-old payson (and is also 5 months preggo w/ oliver) and matt and ethan are just like "🙂" and ethan just blurts it out all "mel and i are thinking about having seggs." and caroline (who is just tired and pregant) is just asking questions about birth control, if they’re being pressured into it, etc all those parent things when it comes to learning your teen might b considering having seggs.

after the fact, they're slighty uneasy about him being seggsually active bc hello, he's their kid and also nervous about ✨babies✨ but also know trust him to be safe and to come to them if anything is ever wrong (esp since he's been open and honest with them since the beginning). so they basically tell him that as long as he's sure about his decision, is comfortable and is safe, that they're not going to like ground him or anything (unless he starts acting stupid and sneaks out and stuff– then they might get a little testy). matt buys him condoms, caroline gives him the re-rundown on safe-sex and pregnancies and both reiterate that birth control isn't 100%– so to use a condom every time and if something happens, then to tell them and they'll buy a plan b (since you have to be 17 to buy) and help them figure it out– bc that's exactly how they had him 🥰

flash forward seven months later, they're back home in st. louis for the summer– ethan's 16, scarlett's 4, payson's 1 and oliver is 3 months– and matt is like “hey, let's go out on a date since we haven't done that in a while. my parents or yours can watch the kids and ethan’s old enough to stay home by himself for a few hours.” well ethan’s all “mel and i are actually going on a date to the movies…so can you guys maybe not go there?” and they’re all “lol sure, cause we’re adults and go on dates at night, not to early evening movies.” and mr boy is hesitant to ask but he does anyway and he’s like “is it okay if she comes over after the movie?” and OBVIOUSLY matt and care are both like 🙂👀 and poor ethan is all “no, no please just stop that’s not what i meant. just to like order pizza or something.” and so they’re like “yes that’s fine, just don’t burn the house down and if something does happen— then be safe.”

both go on their dates, matt + care leave about the time ethan and melody come back from their early movie. they go to dinner and just walk around downtown to look at the sights, maybe hit up a museum or two— whatever parents trying to relax from having kids do lol— and around 10 they’re like “hm let’s head home bc tired.” on the way home matt’s like “do you think they did it?” and caroline just smacks his arm like “let’s not think about that. we told him to be safe, gave him advice and the stuff to do so. we just have to trust him.” and matt’s like “okay yeah, you’re right…but do you think they did it?” and caroline’s just like “i don’t know, matthew, he’s 16 and had the house to himself with his girlfriend over. what do you think?” and matt’s all “🙂 i did a lot with my girlfriend at 16 when no one was home…even when people were home. hell, we even snuck out—“ and caroline just laughs and is like “well, whatever happened, don’t bring it up and just…let him talk about it if he wants to. he’s 16, matty. you remember how awkward it all was when your mom caught us and our parents knew.” to which matt is like “yeah, i guess you’re right. hey, do you mind if we stop at the store?”

after stopping at the store they get home, the living room tv is on and awww melody and ethan are fast asleep (and fully clothed) on the couch and gretzky is sleeping soundly on the floor in front of them. matt’s like “😨 not my couch” to which Caroline shoved him and is like “shut up, they’re fine. just fell asleep, let’s go upstairs.” they do and she stops him from going to check ethan’s room and bathroom and he’s all “i just want to know i’m too impatient to wait for him to tell us when he’s too dumb not to throw the condom away in the bathroom trash or leave his bed unmade 😫” and caroline’s like “he’ll tell us if he wants. bed. now.” to which matt’s all “don’t mind if i do 🤪” (they don’t)

next morning caroline wakes up to matt coming back into their room, she goes downstairs to see ethan and melody are gone. makes herself some coffee and legs gretzky out. ethan comes down the stairs freshly showered and kinda hesitates when he sees caroline (bc hello, he’s a teen boy and it’s still awkward) but then doesn’t and is like “morning” and caroline’s all “morning, how was your movie with melody?” and ethan’s stands out on the backyard deck with her like “it was good. you guys should see it.” and caroline’s all “mm maybe.” like we’re talking some small talk to fill the awkwardness before mans just sighs and is like “dad already knows cause he came down this morning right after mel left and i told him. but we had seggs last night— and no, not on the couch, i promise we went to my room.” “that’s fine ethan, just as long as you were safe—“ “i didn’t mean for it to happen- i mean, it wasn’t planned. i didn’t lie to you guys when i told you we weren’t going to. it just kind of happened…i don’t know, like it felt right, does that make sense?” and caroline’s like “it makes perfect sense, ethan. dad and i were…younger than we probably should have been our first time, but for us it was we were with the right person, the timing felt right and we were comfortable with the idea and safe. so as long as that’s what happened last night, then it’s all okay.”

and ethan’s like relieved— cause even though matt + care said they wouldn’t be mad as long as he was safe, he was still nervous actually telling them bc hello it’s just kind of embarrassing telling your parents you lost your virginity, no matter how close of a relationship you have. but the awkwardness is gone and they just talk about how melody is doing back here in st. louis and the plans for today until Gretzky is ready to come back in. when he is, they all come back into the house where matt is walking into the living room holding onto the small cake he made caroline stop at the store for last night and is all smiles like “here you go, e! 🙂” (AND MAN LITERALLY PULLS A LONELY ISLAND I JUST HAD SEX CAKE GIF MOMENT)

to which ethan just turns red in the face and caroline’s like “THAT’S why we stopped at the store matthew? 😡” and matt’s all “nooo, we stopped at the store because i wanted cake. me writing this just all depended on whether or not he did it. and since he did, which thank you for not ruining my couch, i wrote on it in the best way to tease him in the most lovingly parental way i know how.” and meanwhile they’re all there like 😇🥴🐶👿 and ethan’s like “…thanks, dad.” and goes to grab the cake but matt’s like “oh no, this cake is mine. i just wanted to embarrass you the same way mom and i were embarrassed when mimi walked in on us in the hot tub.” and Caroline takes the cake from him and is like “we’re all eating the cake and i’m scraping this off. no more teasing him or i’ll tell him all the embarrassing times you—“ and poor ethan’s just panicking like “please don’t, i don’t want to know those...”and matt just laughs and pats him on the shoulder and is all “well, it’s just fatherly love, but really…thanks for being honest with us, it’s important to us that you feel comfortable enough to talk to us about this stuff. just, stay safe and don’t make us grandparents while we’re in our thirty’s thanks<3”

but that’s why Ethan gets so flustered easily whenever matt teases him (like in the holiday special) no matter how old he is bc mans literally got him a cake that said “congrats on the seggs” and gave it to him the morning after he lost his virgin*ty. 🥲

[mutenized]

Broken Bonds

Request: Yes

“Could I request a Thomas Shelby x male reader, where y/n is a younger brother who gets caught thieving?”

Notes: Reader is an estranged Shelby brother, didn’t want to be a part of the Peaky Blinders and ran away. Now, falling on hard times, Reader goes to rob The Garrison, not knowing Arthur now owns it. Reader gets caught by Tommy and the rest is history.

Warnings: light (kinda) violence, blood, light cursing, strained familial relationships, could be considered angst?

Ship: none, Tommy is reader’s big brother. Male Reader

Words: 2151 

A/N: This was definitely out of my comfort zone and I went with an ending that could leave you wanting more. I could make this a series of different phases of the reader and Tommy’s relationship. I had so much fun writing this as you can tell because this one’s a BIGGGGGG boy. Sorry if my writing seems a bit forced or rushed, it’s about 4 am lol SORRY.

With the creaking open of the office window opening, one long leg stretched inside before you caressed the windowsill with your legs before flinging the other over and silently jumping down. You knew you were risking it; breaking into the private room that your older brother, Thomas Shelby, practically owned. Yet your care seemed to be nonexistent as you saw the safe hidden in the open coat closet having whatever caution you had left thrown in the wind as well. You strode across the wooden floorboards of the darkened room to the coat closet and instantly knew the code. It was always Finn’s birthday. As the youngest Shelby, Thomas took a special interest in taking care of him before he went to war and even after. “Fucking lucky bastard.” You mutter under your breath as you twisted the safe’s dial between your thumb and index finger quickly, the safe door popping open as you twisted it to ’08.’ Oh glory, the treasures that the secured, secret box held were wondrous. A golden pocket watch, a well-crafted opium pipe, about one hundred-fifty pounds in notes, and a woman’s locket.

“Oh Tommy, how sentimental of you. Keeping your whore’s necklace for an inadequate service. Poor woman.” Laughing and shaking your head, you shove your findings into the hidden pocket of your jacket before closing the safe door and locking it once more. Turning, your stomach dropped as you heard the deep voices of your two eldest brothers. “Shit.” You mumble, swiftly making your way across the threshold which held floorboards that seemed a bit more unsettled and creakier than before. Using all of your upper body strength to pull yourself back up to the window you entered from before quickly hopping out and running down the darkened street. Looking back over your shoulder, you breathed a sigh of relief once the bar was out of sight and resumed your pace to a nonchalant walking pace before you heard it. The sound of someone pulling back the hammer of their pistol. Then it was the unmistakable accented voice of your older brother. “Aye! You think you can steal from the Peaky fucking Blinders? You must have some fucking balls!” Arthur yelled as you turned slowly to face the duo.

Looking into the blue, critical eyes of Thomas, you saw the look of realization. You knew after the war he wasn’t one to show emotions but for the first time in a while you saw the shock visibly wash over him as his body language changed. Before you even knew it, he had you by the collar of your coat. Dragging you back towards the Garrison and, subsequently, Polly’s house, you try to stop him. From digging the heels of your feet into the dirt of the road to struggling under his grasp, you finally got an angle where you swiftly pulled away from him. Pushing your cropped hair back, you immediately lost it.

“Thomas fucking Shelby, don’t you fucking touch me. You know how I feel about that after what happened when I said I wanted to leave. You caused me such a pain in fucking living my life, you know that? My partner wouldn’t even talk to me when we met because of the shit you ordered your ‘men’ to do. You’re a piece of work and dragging me like I’m some fucking child that you need Polly to punish isn’t going to cut it.” You admit, you shouldn’t have raised your voice, but the way your brother silently rushed to you and tried to haul you off to your aunt’s house for a family meeting was boiling your blood.

“(Y/n). Are you really going to act like you weren’t just in my fucking office in our brother’s fucking bar stealing from me? Are you fucking serious?” The anger in his tone didn’t shock you as he was planning it would, your hand fishing in your trouser pocket before pulling out a less-than-perfect cigarette and a box of matches. Lighting it haphazardly before placing it between your lips, you silently shrug before walking down the dark, quiet roads of Birmingham. You could feel Tommy’s anger begin to boil as the tensions began to rise, even Arthur noticed as he turned down Watery Lane. Home. No, you weren’t going to walk into that house no matter how much you missed seeing Polly’s face though she and Ada wrote you almost every week. Turning around, you planned for your escape as you walked back towards the way you came from without a word. That’s when it all happened.

Tommy quickly placed his large hand on your shoulder, turning you around before delivering a strong punch square in your face. With a crack of your nose, you groan. Not at the pain but at the fact you dropped your last cigarette into a puddle of mud. Punching back at your brother, it wasn’t much of a reach as you were the tallest of the family. Truthfully, you could hold him back with your hand on his head and keeping him at an arm’s length away but knowing his ego and his reputation, you decide not to. Instead, you dodge his attacks and aim for his knees. At this point, nothing was a low blow for you. As you punched Tommy once more, you went to go kick behind his knees when you felt the sharp pain of a razor gliding against your cheek. “Tommy, what the FUCK.” You yelled, losing it as you grab and twist his arm, not caring about who saw at this point. You felt as if he deserved to be humbled and using his cap on you rather than fight hand to hand just showed how temperamental he was. Dragging him to the house you used to call home, you swung open the door which would’ve most likely woken up the entire house if there was anyone asleep.

“(Y/N) Shelby, you don’t get to break into my fucking office and steal my shit and think you can get away with it. You were lucky I was going to bring you here with no fight, but you had to act out. Now look at you. Bloodied and bruised, pathetic.” Thomas spat as you shoved him into the offices that Polly hid behind the curtains. “Arthur, get the family here.” You simply stated, going back to the kitchen as you turned you back to your cold-hearted brother. Raiding the cabinets for gin or any other type of heavy liquor you could find, you fixated on the almost finished bottle of white rum and snagged it from its hidden spot. Unscrewing the top, you took a swig before pouring some over the wound on your cheek with a hiss. You heard the beginnings of a “what in the bloody hell is going on here?” which caused you to turn and lean against the kitchen counter. With a cheeky, half smile on your face, you greet your aunt, your mother figure, your only piece of sunshine in the bleak life you were leading in London. “Pols, hi.” That was all it took as she embraced you before addressing your obvious broken nose and the deep cut on your cheek.

“(Y/N), what’re you doing here?” Another deep, tired voice sounded, causing you to turn your head as you saw a very tired John make his way into the kitchen then into the large offices. “Just making a quick stop, visiting the old stomping grounds, I suppose.” You don’t let on that you were in The Garrison and that you stole from Thomas. A laugh left the aggravated male’s throat as he slumped back in his chair, a cigarette hanging off his lips as Polly noticed the thickening tension between the two siblings. “Alright. What happened? Did Tommy do this to you? What the fuck is going on?” The older woman demanded to know every detail, knowing what was going on in your personal life in London but deciding to not share it with the men of the family. For some reason they never forgave you for ‘running away’ from the family’s lifestyle. Before you could speak up, Tommy stalked over to the two of you before jabbing his finger at your chest. “This little shit was stealing from my office at the pub. Grace saw someone climbing in the window on her way home. She decided to follow him and found Arthur at the boxing gym after. When we got there, he was running away from the scene and the safe was empty.” Tommy glared up at you, shoving you backwards into a counter before Polly pulled him away. Shaking her head in a disappointed style, she looked up to you as well before looking to your older brother and sighing. “Give him his shit back (Y/N). Explain why you decided to target a family owned business.”

Tommy was frustrated she was giving you some slack, yet he let it go, not having any more energy to argue. With that, you took a deep breath. “Yes, I was in his office taking his shit. But it was less than what he deserves. When I moved to London, he had some of his fucking allies or Blinders themselves intimidated the people in my life. My partners, my landlord, my fucking place of employment. I got FIRED from the publishing company that I dreamed of working for. My whole life is stolen from me and my partner and I now are fucking scrambling around so we’re making rent and not eating scraps but it’s usually one or another.” You grumble as you make your way into the betting offices, leaning into one of the empty chairs. Sighing as the pressure was off your feet, you pull all of his items from the hidden pocket of your jacket and dumped it on the table in front of everyone. “There, you happy? Indulge in my suffering as you always do, lads.” You joke, kicking your feet up only to have them swatted off the table by Polly. She seemed shocked by your confession of your current living to your brothers but not surprised by the fact you were stealing.

The look and feel of guilt that began to hang in the air, the tension being replaced by understanding. John was the first to apologize with a simple “I’m sorry for not listening,” as well as a firm squeeze of your shoulder before going back up to bed as he knew this wasn’t the time or place for him to get involved, there would most likely be a family meeting with everyone, including Ada, in the morning. Arthur did the same but with not as many kind words. He took the piss out of your situation before laughing to himself and leaving to go wherever he was going to spend the night which left you and Tommy with Polly. Turning to go make tea for the three of you, the silence was thick and uncomfortable, yet you weren’t going to be the first one to speak up. No, you were far too stubborn for that, especially since you believed you weren’t in the wrong. Moments passed before you heard the clearing of Tommy’s throat and felt his elbows prop on the table.

“You know, I was mad at you for leaving us. I was mad you were barely old enough to go to the war, lucky fuck. I was upset you would watch us and set us up for failure for your own gain rather than help us here.” Thomas started, grabbing the bottle of white rum from off the middle of the table and finishing the last sip off before continuing. “When I sent some men up there, I told them to keep an eye out, not to fuck your whole life up. I’m sorry about your fucking displeasures, I’ll get you your job back, don’t worry about that. I’ll also find you and whoever you’re with a nice place to stay near Ada.” The words he spoke started to settle in, guilt hanging in your head, but you never would show that. Instead you grunted and looked over to him. Eyeing him for a moment, you knew he was good to his word. That and you were too tired to finish the conversation that would lead to guilt in both parties to rise. Relaxing in the wooden chair, you tilted your head back before turning your gaze to Tommy.

“You gonna replace my ciggy too? Fuckin’ broke my nose before I could even take my first drag and now its stewing in a puddle of dirt and horse shit in the middle of Watery Lane.” With a slight chuckle, you notice it was the first time in a year that you saw your older brother smile and the first time since he came back that you heard him genuinely laugh. You’d have to admit, you missed your brothers. You missed your family. 

[lesyah]

guardian stream of consciousness watchthrough ep. 20

I thought maybe he’d take off the wig. I was hoping. Since it is obviously a wig.

I love that all he did was grow his hair out and shen wei was like 💅🏻 do I know u

Why is he so mad that he got a cut on his face

The way zhu Hong looked up at zyl and then zyl looked up.....to just stare at shen wei for no reason for like 5 seconds.......I’m speechless rn

Also are chu shuzhi and lil guo just like....dead?

Why aren’t they more worried about that

I spoke to soon. Literally a second later they brought it up

It got warm??????

OH THE POWER WENT OUT

Duh I’m so dumb

Omg da qing

I missed u

What did shen wei do to them

Omg lil guo fainted

I’m—

They just shoved him over

Dead rn

Wait da qing is 10,000??? I thought he was 1,000

They just walked away and left him on the floor

Except for chu shuzhi of course

I don’t get what’s up with zyl’s dad

Like.......the two different people thing

Uhhhhhh how is zyl hearing that thing from the underground rn

Wtf

SUS!!!!!

Oh zhu Hong I’m sad for u

SHEN WEI!!!!!

“You are in zhu hongs heart”

SHEN WEI YOU JUST OUTTED HER LIKE THAT

IN DEAD SILENCE!!!???!!

YOU DO NOT PASS THE VIBE CHECK!!!!!!

“I know” omfg

“But she’s not in my heart” AHHHHHH POOR ZHU HONG

not that I wanted them together necessarily but OUCH!!!

“After all she’s a girl” Shen Wei you really aren’t passing the vibe check rn 😭😭😭

“I was born lacking in love”

Lol huh???

I’m assuming this is like a translation thing because English has multiple meanings for “love” I’m assuming he means he was never into getting married to a woman lol

Zhao yunlan tell shen wei what’s going on RIGHT THIS MOMENT!!!!

I don’t have time for this!!!!!

Guo’s face when he saw zhu jiu awake 🤣🤣

He was like 👁👁

“ZHU. JIU. IS. AWAAAAAKE”

Even zhu jiu was like lmao relax

Omg HES SO NICE HE SAVED DUMPLINGS FOR ZHU JIU?!!!!!

WTF!!!!

Guo changcheng always passes the vibe check

Someone fix his wig

Omg the way chu shuzhi just strode in and punched him 😳😳

Don’t take him to the bathroom guo. Don’t do it. Please. Omg.

Omg zhao yunlan is thats so raven

He took off the handcuffs too??

Oh changcheng nooooo

I feel like it would be so easy to catch zhu jiu rn

He’s like mega injured.

He ran for three seconds

Did he sacrifice himself??? Wtf?

Bigggggg yikes.

Who is the dude in the pillar

Uh oh

Things are getting spicy

And shen wei is away

“Night master” what a freakin title.

Zhao yunlan just said 🖐🏻😁

That guy really said the way to save humanity is to put them into the matrix 😭

Why does he look like shen wei 😫😫😫

He got all big wtf

Shen wei’s spidey senses tingled

Big yikesssssss

Bro is zhao yunlan ok 😭😭😭

Oh no sad music is playing

Bro what is happening I’m upset

Oh he’s ok.

I feel like the vine of the guy screaming no when the bear fell into the water and then saying “oh he’s right there” when the bear gets back out

“How come I find ye zun familiar” AHHHHHH

And why did he look like Shen Wei 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

I’m STRESSED YOU GUYS!!!!!!!!!!!!

Omfg

Is he blind

Omg omg

Osociwjcowjcojwofjwhdjwnkcownwkciw

WHAT

WHAAAAAT

GUYS HUH??????

IM S T R E S S E D

[marksdaydreams]

Heylo it's me 🐽 again~ there wasn't any VLive on my birthday but it was fun hehehe and I got a bigggggg unicorn plushie and a smaller tortoise one ♥️🐽♥️ how are you doing? I hope you are eating well hehe. Mark was absolutely insane for those concept photos (the red and black outfit things) and ugh I'm so mad at him for being so unreal 😭 like boi none of us are gonna get someone like you stop making me expect so much 😭😭😭 my future bf shall not exist at this rate

Hiii ~ 

I hope you had the happiest birthday ever 💖 i’m a big plushie fan and i can’t wait till nct drops an official neoplush because right now i’m just surrounded by my Koya plushies 😄 And yes, tell me the names of your plushies please 🙈 

Mark’s Arrival version concept photos... ah, my heart just will not be still! he is so enchanting, I swear — I am truly mesmerized by his beauty. 

(You don’t need a future bf if Mark is already there for you!)

[tangyyposting]

good evening,,,,,, made an (mostly) invincible nahobino with a bunch of passives (null fire, ice, elec, n force) and arahabaki’s essence. only thing i’m not immune to is light n dark and i at least resist them, so it’s pretty pog. had to sacrifice a lot of moves but i got bufubarion and kept ruinous thunder and profaned land. upped my profiency with those skills too,,,, ended up fusing a cybele and a loki along with slapping tao on my team and the game is going pretty smoothly so far. i’m lvl 60 rn, with tao lvl 61 and loki/cybele lvl 59. loki’s goaded, with heavy level spells of every element except light n dark, and cybele’ da great support. so is tao but her magic is great and she has megidola and hamaon :33 anyways taito is so unnecessarily bigggggg ugggghhhhhhh,,,,,,,, so many abscesses n so many demons and they’re So high level,,,, no leyline font in sight either, so i’m just battling my way through just to get to the abscesses to clear the map and get all the items b4 i tackle any of the former bethel leaders (vasuki, zeus, n odin) and like wow there r some rlly powerful demons tho,,,,,,,, rangda’s lvl 70 but reflects phys (which is soooooo pog :33) and the nabiros is lvl 67 and does jack squat so he’s ez exp :33 honestly having a mostly great time rn, being invincible is awesome and at least guarantees that my mc is alive at all times,, can’t say the same for my demons tho :// also taito isn’t nearly as bad as chiyado in terms of navigatability but honestly just as bad as an area imo bc of how fracking hyooj it is,,,,,,,, man these last few dungeons rlly fall off :// oh well, game’s still gr8 and i still have the shiva fight to look forward 2, gonna do the chaos ending i think so i can fuse nuwa and abdiel both in ng+ hardmode so i can wayyyyyyy more easily take on the demi-fiend once i get the dlc. suuuper hype to get cleopatra too she’s such a cool demon (smth that i forgot to mention in my previous post is that she naturally learns luster candy !!!!!! how pog is that ???!?!???!!!?!?!!!) anyways i’m gonna go play more byyyyeeeee

[killmeowself]

The Zodiacs As Quotes From My Friends P2

Aries: “Eat that booty like groceries”

Taurus:  “Lilith show me them kitty titties”

Gemini: “i can't sack it”

Cancer: “Ohhhhh Mistew Kwabs youw so bigggggg ohhhhh“

Leo: “Thats it im getting the beating stick”

Virgo: “You tried to vore the fridge”

Libra: “He’s a bad dragon”

Scorpio: “I like super suck sandy, and only super suck sandy”

Sagittarius: “In the butt...In the nuts...In the booty *smacking noises*”

Capricorn:  “Cause cars turn me on”

Aquarius: “ohhh~ fist meeeeeee!! fist me!!!! uwahhhhh” 

Pisces: “Sorry, but I got to go back to yiffing“

[gilmoregirlsbigbrother]

EPISODE #1

As the cast get settled into the Dragonfly Inn, tensions arise between a few guests. Personalities don’t always mesh and alliances are formed quickly in the first few days of the game. Let’s check in on the houseguests as we begin our journey on Gilmore Girlssssss Bigggggg Brother!

Andrew

Lov it is lit rally 6 hours ahead of est in italy and like my dummy dum dum ass was like oooooo lets play this fuckin game that starts in the middle of my italy trip?? so i love that for my brain. i saw the post, saw clash and dan got the twist thingy, talked to some people for a little bit, and then went the fuck to bed

Isaac

This cast fucking blows.

Randy

5 of the cast are women, 16 are bitches ding ding is it bad that i dont see myself not making it late game like i thought i had an uphill battle but these bitches accepted me so easily so this is gonna be easy

Chelsea

Hi everyone! I'm gonna try to stay on top of my shit but no promises. There are a lot of people that I don't know at all in this game, but so far Randy, Clash, Nick, and Dani have been the people to message me. Dani and I played Guyana together and did well, so it's nice to have her as someone to talk to this early on.

I don't really see any obstacles yet, it's all a matter of how i bring my game to the table and who i learn does it better. This is my second BB game so I have a little bit of learning to do since the gameplay is a bit different than Survivor.

I love the idea of going to Friday night dinner. Not only do i love dinner and Friday nights, but i think it's completely fair and chill. Your decisions may or may not help you and that's what I like. I enjoy seeing how advantages work for different people and how people make weaker ones work in their favor.

I joined this game last minute when I wasn't planning on playing for a while, so I'm still trying to get mentally prepared for the conversations and challenges ahead. I hope that doesn't put a target on my back.

Nick

https://youtu.be/KKrQn3xNd1A

( a little while later) 

Still no reply from Karen but according to Randy, Karen has a premade that she plans on sticking with all game. Randy also told me he wants me to win hoh but I don’t know if I really want it.

(a little while after that)

Karen messaged me which is a yay! I’m hoping he was just busy and didn’t see my message but who knows... can’t wait to play this first hoh and get last in it probably!

Andrew

at this point with the people left who can still win hoh.....i think theres a chance that dani or madison could put me up just bc idk them and im having very boring, fake conversation with them lmao. i love being a meninist! anyway-- i think id be fine with everyone else? i hope. so likeee fuck this hoh ig. i dont need it. if i somehow get it, ill just put up the people that ive talked to the least? also im lowkey worried JG would put me up just bc we arent talking a lot. i should talk to him more huh.. anyway i would hope im good w everyone else. nick - who i was worried about - even told me im good with him if he wins hoh and i told him same. so wow oh wow ive made my first deal of the game

Head of Household commences and Clash is the Head of Household after a water balloon fight. Alliances begin to form as a obvious friendship of Karen, Isaac, Ricky and Andrew is spotted by another emerging friendship of Nick, Madison and Randy. But, is everything as it seems? 

Liana

Hi first confessional here. I've been struggling with playing 2 games at the same time it's hard to keep up. Now i get some quiet time to catch up this lovely morning. This cast is fun and varied. I was excited to see some people I've played with in the past (Drew, Karen, Isaac, Andrew, Dan, and Ricky) and meet some new people. I'm finding it hard to message people because I hate the awkward small talk in the beginning but I don't want to get targeted. While I know those people from the past, they're also obstacles because I know, according to timestamps, Karen and Isaac targeted me in the HOH and they're probs definitely working together. I'm hoping I can stay under the radar for now and let large groups go after each other until I get a chance to build more relationships.

Madison

Let's review

In the past 24 hours I have: -implied f2 with Dan -implied f2 with Nick -f2 with Clash -Alliance with Nick and Randy -implied alliance with Bobby and Nick -alliance with Randy Adrian JG Clash

Nick

Clash winning HOH is acceptable! I think he trusts and likes me and he wanted me to win hoh when I was still in which shows something. On top of that we both had the same sorta idea to put Isaac and Karen up which I’m just here like “bye bye bitches” and these inactive players will hopefully learn how to speak some English.

Dan

Clash winning hoh is like a damn Hawaiian vacation for me. I don’t have to worry about being nominated, I still don’t have to talk to these crackheads, and I can maybe get noms how I want them. I love being pretty

Ricky

My first night in the Dragonfly Inn was riddled with terrible associative experiences in my real life, .org life, and romantic life. So....not great.

Adrian

im here and im ready to dominate

Drew

Right now i don't have a game, Andrew and I keep talking about maybe deciding to start playing but then everyone else who's like old school PI type people that we could tap (Ricky, Isaac, Karen) keep sucking massive ass

so the plan is to be just barely known enough to survive and then we'll reassess in like three rounds when i start wanting to win challenges

aka when the cast gets normal sized

Andrew

i mean im gonna work with isaac and ricky for sure i think bc we're a power trio and can fuck shit up when we put each of our single brain cells together. i like also wanna work with karen and/or drew and/or sammy bc they all me friends. i usually dont trust karen or drew for too long in games but like this is bb and not survivor and i play these 2 games v differently so we'll see what happens. madison and nick were really giving me nothing to work with night one even tho i wanted to have more indpeth convo with them. dan and jg i wanna try working with. clash..... we're gonna manipulate xoxo

clash has been involved with a lot of drama in this community and to be real i still dunno how i feel about him cuz like,,,,,ive only hosted him? and hes kinda immature but like also ig i can work close with him in an actual game and get better bearings on who he is.. maybe he can be a good ally? maybe i can just manipulate the fuck out of him and get him to say he loves me after knowing me for 6 days?

(a little while later)

me to dani: yeah it’s hard being in everyone’s pms haha Also me: rapid fire texting every single houseguest all the way from the homeland

(a little while later)

I'm tryna talk to everyone just so I'm not nominated because for whatever reason I have a bad track record of getting nommed week one? I only wanna win veto comps if I'm actually on the block. HOH rn is dumb and I'm just gonna do the bare minimum to keep myself from being nominated lol

(a little LATER after that)

okay so im gonna make a list from 1 being who i wanna mcshoot to 11 being no pls i dont wanna pull the trigger piglet

1. Madison ew smelly 2. Dani kinda smelly dont trust it 3. JG i like dunno where i stand w him 4. Clash i think he trusts me but that would be crackhead hour 5. Randy same with Clash but less hormonal(?) 6. Liana dont think she'd put me up.. 7. Karen same with Liana but im better fwiends w her uwu 8. Nick we made a deal so like? stick to it?? 9. Adrian a cool man that I wanna get closer to 10. Isaac we tryna power trio w him and Ricky 11. Ricky I think he'd have a better chance at beating Isucc

1 is take em out chief and 11 is sweet bb boi owo

(jesus take the wheel the cameraman gets super tired but Andrew keeps speaking)

Dear diary, clash won hoh today, and I hope he doesn’t put me up. If he does, then I’ll just bully him by constantly posting the screenshots of him confessing his love to Madison kimrey in the house chat. Till next time! Andrew <3

also yikes I guess dani assumes I’m the one who took her out in the challenge but like there were 8(?) of us left and lit rally lov we’ve talked for like 5 minutes so I could not give less of a shit lol

I could use Dani’s passive aggression to fuel a nuclear power plant

After the nomination ceremony where Isaac and Liana are nominated, tensions brew between Bobby and Isaac (which makes Isaac concoct a lie to make Bobby feel bad for being mean). The houseguests start to form alliances on late night calls, notably Madison’s two alliances Weiner Hard and The Chipettes. 

Nick

VL Cast Assessment/Opinions:

Adrian - We don’t exactly talk often but I feel quite safe with him... he gives me laying low type player vibes and I’m gonna let him do his thing! Overall like him a lot and there’s potential with him as an ally in the game.

Andrew - He’s quite chill! He and I talk a lot and I personally really like him and his attitude. I think he doesn’t scream threat but late game he may be the main social player and threat to win. I consider him a worthy ally

Bobby- I LOVE BOBBY! He’s overall really fun and has a great personality. We are definitely close in this game! The one issue is he makes it very clear he hates Ricky and that could put a target on him and possibly me if they think we are close. He’s someone who I will 100% have their back in the game

Chelsea - She’s sweet... nice personality and doesn’t seem to have any enemies. I think she’s a super nice person and there’s really nothing negative to say about them at the moment besides I wish we connected more sooner.

Clash - CLASH IS AMAZING! We knew each other way before this and we already had the bond but we never worked together... hopefully this time it will be different and we can work with each other long term!

Dan - I love him but the house thinks otherwise... people see him as a kind of a crazy over the top player based on past games... but in my opinion it’s better to have those types of people on your side rather than against you in these types of games...  sadly he might be a common target in this game.

Dani - Dani is so kind and I love her so much! We talk all the time  and the only issue I have with her is that she’s after Madison who I also like and trust. Their feud might ruin my game long term!

Drew - I like drew but I feel like he automatically thinks I’m with him because we know each other... we haven’t talked a ton but when we do I enjoy the talks a lot as he’s genuinely a good and funny guy!

JG - Same a Clash where I knew him before this and I trust him but we never played together! I think everyone likes him and he is someone who I gotta trust or I’ll fall out of the loop.

Karen - Rocky start but we actually talked a bit and connected a bit. I’m hoping for more but as of now I don’t trust Karen that much.

Liana - Chips wife omg I love you. they are nominated right now and I’m worried people will evict her because if she “puts the baby down” as some say, she may be really threatening long term in the game.

Madison - Hate this bitch... obviously joking but she can be trouble long term if I don’t keep an eye out for her... she’s going to create and be in drama and I gotta be ready to deal with the aftermath. Trust and love her but she can ruin everything for me in one day if she wasn’t in the right head space

Randy - This bitch is so funny! I want to work so bad with randy and I think it may actually happen! He is someone I hope I can count on long term in the game!

Sammy - We are slowly making connections and he reaches out to me very often so I’m happy to see someone is reaching out to make a bond with me rather the other way around! I’m excited for what’s to come!

Isaac - He might as well not talk to anyone at all because he’s basically inactive... he didn’t even speak to the hoh when they made nominations then got mad when they went up... it’s annoying that you think you deserve to stay over Liana who’s putting work in.

Ricky - I like him! He talks with me which is nice and I’m just overall looking forward to more conversations because I find him funny and interesting!

Andrew

I wasn’t nominated which was lit and clash said I’m one of his closest allies.. dunno if that’s true or not but I’ll run with it for now. Liana being nominated im neutral about but isaac could be an issue bc I’m supposed to be working with him. But sometimes he’ll go inactive in games? And idk why. I guess his aunts in the hospital which is a yikes but also he shouldn’t be surprised if he’s on the block. Also calling clash an incel and Bobby a dick in the chat is a look but also Bobby kinda WAS being a dick so like understandable. PS - who has the social tact now miss isaac? ... ily

Madison

Idk if I could trust Nick fully because he's already backstabbed Randiddy and my keeping things from both him and Bobby is just easier for me. I'm gonna keep my mouth shut this time and not cause too many fights but I also wanna fight most of these people. The noms are also sexy as hell and I hope Liana goes because she has a child to take care of and she should go back to that

Randy

https://youtu.be/QZC4skhewkg

The veto commences, and Sammy reigns victorious in the Word Ladder challenge. Isaac and Liana remain final nominees. But will rumors of the “premade” on a house call seal Isaac’s fate?

Ricky

literally not one single person has spoken to me today except sammy and he said hello and nothing else so i’m not doing shit until i am told anything

Randy

Andrew

so i think isaac is dying and people are coming to me like "i know hes ur fwiend uwu" and im like well im obviously not gonna be a dumb dumb bubblegum lookin ass bitch and rock any vote when im tryna play this UTR friendly to everyone game. my game rn is based purely on conformity and being a wallflower. so if isaac has to get sent down the river then bring me a boat bitch

Madison

i can't wait to evict all these boring ass people