#he has Standards

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[evelynnocto]

king dedede is a really good ruler actually

He's just very susceptible to mind control

In reality he's a kind, compassionate man who's good friends with that there kribeh and cares deeply about the safety and well-being of his subjects.

[igotsnothing]

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[lionfanged]

you can call him daddy, but he does have some rules surrounding it.

obvious rule is don't call him such around his actual children, and don't make weird faces at him while calling him 'daddy'. like c'mon. c'mon.

[puretopia]

[spiltcandycoatedpunkblood]

love how even when sakharine's doing his villainous scheming or he's straight (lmaooo) up fighting, he always has to look absolutely stylish and attractive doing it

[bonesandpoemsandflowers]

I know the internet says big dog in yard is incompatible with crow friends, but legit my mostly retired hunting dog stood on my stoop this morning, looked straight down the little sidewalk at a crow hopping on the ground, and the crow looked at him, and they both just turned and walked the opposite way from each other and attended to their own business. huge "whatever, man" energy. "not my fuckin problem."

[sofyachy]

"Oh no, I'm going to be discorporated because Heaven says I've made too many frivolous miracles!"

Five minutes later: "Dinner date? Sure, lemme just miraculously change clothes..."

[gyubby99]

Alastor: It's not that I'm incapable of being attracted to anyone

Alastor: It's just that you all are so below my stabdards!

Alastor: You're all so.. ugly.

[infordelity]

so.

is there anyone of age who you are not related to who you would not have sex with?

Whos that one sexiest guy with the podcast? Wouldnt hit that.

[hinamie]

to moving forward

[beautiful-songbird]

Remembering why I love this man.

[greentrickster]

Daughter of fantasy villains decides to rebel against her parents by actually going through with her arranged marriage to a local golden retriever of a prince instead of running off with some local villain-to-be or conquering said golden retriever’s kingdom and ruling it solo like her parents expect her to. Plus, sue her, she’s into the clean-cut earnest look.

At the same time, local prince charming discovers that he’s actually very into the gothic fiance his parents have landed him with in order to try and establish peace with the local evil lair down the lane, he would never have guessed a spiderweb pattern could look so fetching on a ball gown...?

Meanwhile, two pairs of parents in a tizzy because they both expected their offspring to whole-heartedly reject this union and give them an excuse to conquer their goody-two-shoes/evil neighbours, they’re not supposed to actually like each other-!

[oifaaa]

Annabeth is so much stronger then me I'm just saying if my mum got pissed and punished me for something my field trip partner did after i was nothing but the perfect child for the last 5 years meanwhile the guy who actually did the thing got nothing but praise from his dad yeah no Luke wouldn't even have time to ask me if I wanted to fight against the gods I'd already be starting my own revolution

[everwalldigan]

Ok but Bruce’s “batglare” except it has specific stages that mean you’re in varying degrees of trouble. Allow me to elaborate:

Level 1: isn’t even really considered a glare in Bruce-speak, more of a suspicious squinting

Level 2: standard Disappointed Dad look, the most you’re gonna get is a reprimand

Level 3: resting Bitch face. Less of a glare and more of a sharp look that WILL follow you around and creep you out

Level 4: worried batglare, features aren’t as sharp as with the standard batglare. Usually smooths out when his kids/teammates stop being idiots and putting themselves in danger

Level 5: standard batglare, regular criminals are usually at the end of it, most of the kids have gotten pretty used to it

Level 6: You’ve Fucked Up. Expect a screaming match or a lecture of at least 30 minutes. Also you’re grounded

Level 7: full batglare on steroids, makes grown men piss their pants, usually reserved for the joker. Most of the kids have received it only once and that was MORE than enough for them to never want to receive it again

Level 8: Alfred.

[chloesimaginationthings]

RIP Michael Afton, you would of LOVED Foxy’s log ride