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Spoilers for arcane!!
I wonder if Ekko ended up getting curious abt the father/daughter relationship between silco and jinx. I mean, in episode 7 we see a whole alternate universe where silco and jinx are good. I call bullshit if you’re telling me they’re not close over there. So imagine Ekko seeing this and suddenly recontextualizing basically everything he knows abt jinx. Especially if Ekko ends up talking to Silco and realizing he’s not actually that bad of a guy when he’s just hanging out.
I mean, for one, the silly potential of alt!Silco being like “I was a giant dumbass and I needed some damn therapy or at least someone to talk to” and Ekko slowly realizing that maybe the reason Jinx is so fucked up is because her and her evil dad were equally fucked up at the time and just trying to achieve their goals whilst coping, but he can’t say that aloud so what he does say is “huh.” Meanwhile silco is looking at him strange because the dude has the look of someone who just solved the world’s greatest mysteries despite him having heard this info before (in his perspective, at least.)
For two, the angst potential of “hey so I went to another universe where you and your dad Weren’t Evil and he was actually lowkey chill so I wanna know what he was like for you” and for a moment jinx just looks at him in a “wtf” kinda way but then she just accepts it bc That Might As Well Happen (also the added evidence of his little machine and injuries that Were Not There Before) and starts telling him stories ranging from stupid to cute to sad and she’s breaking down halfway through them because lately she hasn’t had that much time to grieve him properly especially since a lot of people hated him so to reminisce with someone who she actually cares abt who is willing to listen and not write her off is therapeutic. Also I just think Jinx absoLUTELY has some hilarious silco stories. They probably bond over the course of the whole thing.
#you cannot tell me that jinx doesn’t have some stories abt silco#I mean#imagine when silco takes this small child home#he has no idea wtf to even do with her#and it is a literal re-enactment of#‘uh… ya want a gun/explosives?’#‘Silco she’s like NINE’#‘WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO THEN?!’#or jinx being late for Silco’s eye injections#and she sneaks in to do it but he already figured she’s not coming#so he tries to do it himself but is having trouble and getting frustrated#and jinx is just watching unsure of whether or help or just laugh for a bit#or even just silco celebrating her first missions or bombs that work!#and her being so proud that A) she could help and B) her dad is proud#also just Ekko adjusting his worldview to ‘Silco was a girldad’#also that the reason they were so clingy to each other is because they thought they had nobody else that they could count on#but we’re not gonna focus on that#weirdocat83 ramblings#silco and jinx#jinx#silco#arcane#jinx arcane#arcane silco
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as hyped as i am for P3, i’m so scared that the fandom will sideline and ignore Clara even more than she already has been
#i really hope she has a big role in p3#like maybe she’s fully aware of daniil fucking with time#after all she knew about thrush and measly when artemy had no idea#so she has lines about that when daniil talks to her#and she’s like ‘bro wtf are you doing’#and doesn’t daniil have that plague finder thing?#imagine how cool it would be if when he pointed it at her she showed up all infected#since she’s the plague and whatnot#if that’s still even the remake games#i hope it is#i don’t see why they would have changed it#but i’m fully prepared for her to be ignored in favor of burakhovsky#which don’t get me wrong i like the ship#but the daniil-clara dynamic is SO GOOD#he is trying to defeat death and she IS DEATH#basically death anyway#LIKE THE POTENTIAL PEOPLE#man fighting death goes from fighting it to nurturing it#i love dadkovsky with clara so much#anyway rant over#pathologic#pathologic 2#pathologic 3#i can’t believe i’m alive to see that tag holy shit#i really am so hyped#daniil dankovsky#the bachelor#clara saburova#clara the changeling#daniil pathologic
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I actually cannot stop
This is officially a real hyperfixation. I’m writing that new fic some more for the gay toons
- sneak peak below-
“He opens his bill to say something but it clicks shut again from pure.. pure dumbfoundery! Because what kind of ridiculous idea is that? Daffy chooses to laugh nervously in lieu of a response, vehemently shaking his head afterwards when he finally gets the nerve to deny the statement.
‘What? No, no! Of coursthe not. Porky’s a guy- like you an’ me pal! Plusth, he’sth a plenty great friend! You can like your friendsth, Bugsth. Nothin’ to’t!’ His rambling goes on until he notices Bugs is remaining as unconvinced as he was before he started talking. ‘..nothin to’t.’ His voice trails off uncertainly and he feels his face warming. He thinks he IS capable of embarrassment, now that he thinks about it, hands wrung together in what feels like knots.”
#also do not be fooled bugs has no idea wtf to do in these situations so all his advice will be complete BS#he means well though (or does he)#anyways let me reiterate this will not have ANY Baffy in it not even a one sided version#ao3fic#dafpork#daffy x porky#porky pig#daffy duck#bugs bunny#bugs as a wingman question mark?#but like a really bad one#no petunia hate btw he’s just caught in jealousy for a bit I love her sm#anyway#look at me rambling half asleep#I should be sleeping but I’m doing this instead 💀
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Cookie Run Crack AU Ideas # 10: Who Made Me an Edgy King?!
One day, an average man, returning from his average work day got hit by truck-kun and died. However, the tiny voice in his head declared that “oh no! You weren’t supposed to die yet!”
So he woke up in another, fantasy world as the minor antagonist who is killed by the main character. Now, not only must he survive as the king of this harsh winter landscape, but he must do so while finding a countermeasure against the Main Antagonist who wishes to Thanos snap the entire world and his son, the main character.
Oh, and his idol-fans-like loyal subjects, who would notice if even a single hair was different when it came to their king.
With the sword by his side, and a weirdly heavy crown? Hat? On his head.
He would become Dark Cacao Cookie. The Magical Boy.
#fyp#cookie run kingdom#cookie run#crk#cr kingdom#darkcacaocookie#he's literally just a random guy#random guy turned into dark cacao#I don't even know anymore#Souljam: you ain’t the man I wanted 🤨#“Dark Cacao Cookie...”#“When the fuck did I start hearing voices”#The ancients immediately knows that ain’t Dark Cacao when the first thing he does when he sees them is smile#They’re just huddled up in a corner#holding PV up like a crucifix towards DC#They’re terrified. Dark Cacao has never scared or concerned them this much before#Like#he faces Dark Enchantress#and smiles a bit#and suddenly her whole persona falls apart in exchange for “WTF THAT’S NOT DARK CACAO WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU NEVER DO THAT AGAIN-“#I love WMMAEK.#this is actually au idea 22 in my list#Nevermore'sMusings
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I swear to you, I likely would not have ever shipped or thought Itakugi had a chance at going canon if it wasn't for that scene where her heart skips a beat, when faced with a girl who was in love with Yuji.
Like?? What was the purpose?? Only people with 0 literacy will say "Oh it's just that she didn't want Yuji to have a gf before she had a bf, she said it herself 🙄". One thing is what the character will say verbally and another is author intent. Show vs tell is KEY in fiction, and what that scene heavily hints at is that Nobara had feelings for Yuji she wasn't aware of before. So I just don't understand Gege at all. Why even write that scene that way if they weren't endgame? Why even plant that seed? I liked Yuji and Nobara's friendship just fine as it was and didn't think there was a chance at anything more between them UNTIL that scene happened. Seriously....
Anyway, this is just me ranting after checking out the JJK epilogue. I don't even want to tag this. I'll just tag the ship, because honest to God I don't want to interact with 14 year old antis in the JJK fandom 😅.
I HATE it when main characters end up with random characters who had either never shown up in the story, or showed up once or twice in the ENTIRE series and barely interacted with the other character. Authors forget that what matters to make a story pay off is that it concludes in a satisfying way with what the audience sees and experiences. Maybe the character knew the other character 12348438 years ago and was besties with them, but if the audience did not see those gazillion years of friendship and love between those characters, they are not going to care. We care about the story and characters we experience, not about random characters and moments we didn't experienced with these characters.
Again, Show vs Tell. You want to SHOW the audience how these characters come to care about each other, not TELL them. You can tell all you want, but if I didn't SEE it playing out, I simply cannot care.
I want to edit this real quick here, before someone like replies or something: I know Yuji didn't flat out end up with Ozawa, but that scene between them kinda hints at it. We see them meet up again, which, again, hints at them being the endgame eventually. We don't really see who he ends up with exactly. One could argue the same for Itakugi in a sense, since they do show up as adults together, but the scene with Ozawa being in an epilogue kinda hints at them being endgame in a more solid way, which prompted this rant. Ok carry on. lol
#bleh#I don't even go here#like I love(d) Jujutsu Kaisen but it's not the focus of this blog#so I probably won't go over this again unless I do finish that post in my drafts about how authors apparently HATE romance in their shows#series or manga etc#lately. It's so crazy and I have an idea why they're doing this but yeah if it's that then they're being incredibly stupid#Itakugi#won't tag JJK#Anyway if you're an anti don't interact I will just block you without answering 🤷🏻♀️#I don't have time for you#rant#I'll keep shipping them I don't care#But I hate that Ozawa showed up again like wtf just let that shit die#she was some random person who went to middle school with him#Nobara has experienced WAY more with him in just a year than he ever did with her in the whole of middle school.#It's also why I could barely care about Hinata x Naruto because I didn't see their connection I didn't experience their story#they had to make a whole movie to compensate for that
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swap au phighting regretevator except we don’t swap them with each other normally and we literally just drop spud in phighting and see what happens
#‘wtf elevator’just cram all. How many are there . Like 12 guys in one elevator idont think it’s 12 it might be 14 or whatever#JustWAIT BETTER IDEA#the elevator lands in the crossroads and some of them they’re like ‘what the FUCK is this’ *gets in* *disappears*#*the rest of the phighters phreak the phuck out*#church of the true eye vs whatever the fuck is happening with MR#SCYTHE VS POOB . SERIAL KILLER VS SCP 173 WHO WINSprohbaly woman but I woulg like to see subspace get his neck snapped by the :3beast#meanwhile putting a bunch of miscellaneous Guys in the phightingverse#no it’s called like . Inpherno or something o#infected is like skateboard but worse#no one does anyone in this game killPEST#he doesn’t want to but he would HE EVEN HAS MANDIBLES (LIKE HORNS#hey if the guy who ships pest and medkit sees this . Im not big on ships but ur real for that#pest is the most phighting character out of everything in regretevator#maybe besides Mach but I only mention her because wrowwwwww….. woman#she’s like Tall Banhammer Woman Sort Of. like scythe banhammer and whoever is the most ‘would host a gameshow’ guy. dom perhaps#canonically she’s. Wait *looks at the wiki*#‘an evolved species descended from a bloodline of manmade deities’ ok awesome#so do this . Make this occur
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@howthesleeplesswander || surprise starter for human!Spring! 〔´∇`〕
“Didn't I tell you to be more careful?”
And if Kaz had startled the poor girl by his coming up behind her with no word of warning or semblance of a greeting before delivering harsh judgment . . . Good. He slid in easily at her side, matched her pace in a heartbeat, and kept on walking with the nonchalance of this being entirely planned between the two of them. The hour was late, but the streets remained—as ever—loud and bustling with the night life of the Barrel: distant clattering of coin in the gambling houses, cacophonous whooping and hollering of tourists hoping for a lucky break after hours of emptying their pockets (too inebriated now to care about their losses), an entire collection of drunkards wandering the dimly lit paths (with a few simply tucked away in corners quite possibly whimpering into their knees over their life choices).
Simply put: Not a place where this particular woman should be. Looking like she did. Young. Fair. Pretty. Wide-eyed. Innocent. Gullible. So out of place Kaz almost wondered if she had put effort into it, as if she'd found a manual on all the ways to appear the easiest target and followed it to the letter.
She might as well just be wearing a sign.
Even if Spring had flinched and briefly stumbled over herself, Kaz continued with nothing more than a pointed look back at her: Keep up. Don't draw more attention. As his own gaze kept a vigilant watch over their surroundings, he pinpointed any set of eyes turned their way. Her way, specifically. And the less than respectful whistling from a small group of the aforementioned drunkards (the ones who were high off the intoxication rather than low and miserable) as they watched Spring pass was what brought Kaz closer to her side.
“You shouldn't come here alone,” he reiterated, choosing at that moment not to announce that he'd already . . . persuaded a few pickpockets off her tail mere minutes ago. “Especially at this hour.” Kaz pursed his lips, made a quick move to steer Spring down a quieter street. “What the hell are you doing? No one has a dying need for flowers so urgent you'd have to make a delivery in the middle of the night. Or have you just had a spiritual calling to a new profession?”
“Spiritual” was not the right description for the “profession” implied here.
#howthesleeplesswander#〣♚{ v: main }#〣♚{ prose }#hey so B))) remember awhile ago when we discussed these two#bc we thought it'd be hilarious seeing kaz interact with a sweetie pie like spring?#WELL :D !!!#i've been thinking more about it recently and i cOULDN'T RESIST ANWJOGHNAOJHA#so i apologize for forcing you to interact with this pos even MORE#(and you are also totally welcome to just ignore this since it came without warning jsyk)#bUT I HAD TO SEE IT IN ACTION#we can totally discuss some background here if you'd like! :0c#but i was thinking spring owns her lil flower shop in the university district of ketterdam? :D so like#she typically is in a SAFER part of the city most of the time#but i liked the vague ideas we had of kaz being familiar with her#due to occasionally needing information on customers she has :D#(nothing spring has to actually give away; kaz can acquire it discreetly u3u)#bUT REGARDLESS he values her and therefore is like GIRL PLS#do NOT get yourself killed wtf ARE YOU DOING#aaaaa again happy to talk more about this but yeee random inspo hit so here we are! ;w;/ <3#and as i said -- you are also welcome to just disregard this so please don't feel obligated !
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killing myself in front of the houses of parliament to change their life tragectories forever. and then maybe they will consider trying to make life easier for people in abusive situations
#why is everything so hard to DO#just registered to vote idk if i did it right#bc i searched up my name in her emails bc my school said we need to stay on top of all of it this year#and saw one asking me to register to vote and it said reply by the 19th but obviously she didnt tell me so i might just not get to vote idk#and didnt want to sign up for a postal vote bc of course they have to post the application to you and then she would be like why are you#trying to vote who do you think you are youre not allowed to be a person outside of what i allow etc etc#so ig when the time comes itll have to be in person#and you need id for that#and of course i dont have a driving licence bc im not allowed to learn how to drive so WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO#at least i can access my passport but there could be people whose parents/spouses hide their documents..#like dp you see what i mean . everythning is a trap#also im getting so much anxiety about not knowing how to drive#bc she'll never let me learn under her roof so wtf am i supposed to do like genuinely#ill just have to go about life not knowing this basic skill#at least my brother knows how to from pakistan so he can just do the tests#i dont even KNOW#theres just so many things like that which make my skin crawl#like the fact that my bank account is linked to her phone and this address so thats a level of control she has over me like for years#and this is my address for everything official basically#and i have no idea how id even start changing it when i do leave#think the only option left is to kms maybe then ill be free
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moshang soulmate au where sqh never wrote mbj a soulmate so when he transmigrated with a soulmark that obviously represents mbj he assumes it's a one sided bond and keeps it hidden bc he doesn't want mbj to pity him or assume he has expectations or ulterior motives,
meanwhile mbj has no idea wtf the airplane shaped soulmark he has could possibly mean but he knows he has to keep it a secret bc its a potential weakness
so he deliberately acts like he doesn't have a soulmate and avoids psychics and plants that could help him locate his soulmate bc if he knew who it was he isn't sure he could stay away
for maximum drama at some point mbj gets poisoned by something where the cure is the blood of your soulmate willingly given and whoever did it is sure this will be a successful assassination bc its common knowledge that mbj doesn't have a soulmate
and mbj is also sure he's going to die bc even if he could find the identity of his soulmate in the very limited time he has left (unlikely) his teleporting powers are already unreliable (effect of poison) and he isn't sure he could get them to willingly give him what he needs anyway
the cure won't work if there's blackmail or bribery involved it has to be pure intentioned or whatever and mbj has self esteem issues tbh
so mbj is sulking about this or whatever and sqh is like "my king forgive me" and slices his palm open and holds his hand over mbjs mouth
and mbj gets to go from wtf to WTF ITS WORKING and how long has sqh known (how long has sqh been KEEPING THIS FROM HIM years of such a secret/lie for what!!! is he that undesirable???)
so he is freaking out and pissed bc "why would you let me dishonour myself by treating my soulmate like a mere servant" or whatever and sqh is very "I didn't want to burden you my king so really we can just pretend this never happened"
and mbj is hashtag coping with a lot of feelings and desperately wants a distraction (or for the world to start making sense even though this revelation makes SO MUCH SENSE) and he asks sqh abt what his weird ass mark shape means +shows it to him
and sqh is now ALSO freaking out bc 1. really? a reference to his handle? what did he do to deserve this and 2. MY KING YOU HAVE A SOULMATE?
then u get the whole "YOURE my soulmate" "obviously I'm your soulmate but I'm your soulmate!?!" and an explanation about one sided bonds (very tragic, mbj feels WORSE knowing what sqh was thinking for years)
for extra pizzazz add in an immediate proposal and "you don't have to marry me just because I'm your soulmate + in love with you" speech where mbj learns that sqh also 1. is in love with him and 2. believes it to be a one sided state of affairs
...the doctor would love for this not to be happening bc it would be really awkward to interrupt and check on how the cure is doing but that's kind of her job
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okay but I kinda need read a fic where Shen Yuan is wife plotted (AGAIN) by some random papapa plant (dammit Airplane--) and he basically falls into a floating coma or something. on a hunt for some rare herbs with liu qingge, he's lured by the sound of his Binghe's (his lost little lamb) voice and ends up ensnared.
okay, imagine that he's being held high in the air by these vines, just asleep, and nothing can wake him, even after liu qingge cuts the monster plant down to get him. he's just sleeping, rosy-cheeked, unwakeable.
peak lords panic, and start trying to figure it out what this rare plant is. sqh wracks his brain somewhat and somewhat remembers this plot line.
they come to the conclusion that its the everlasting dreams flower or some shit. basically traps the victim in their dreams while it sucks out their qi until the person dies of dehydration/starvation or qi loss, whichever kills them first (sometimes, its not the latter, and if the person is a cultivator, they can last a while before their qi is fully drained enough that they can no longer practice inedia but also haven't died yet). meanwhile, the person won't even care because their dreams are so sweet, that they don't want to leave.
the only way to cure it? true love's song. someone who truly knows and loves the sleeper needs to sing something from the heart, and if it's pure enough or something, it can pierce through the pleasant dreams of the person and wake them up. yqy and lqg instantly become flustered, but both of them can't help but secretly wonder how it would feel to have Xiao jiu/shen-shixiong wake up at their song.
they confer with the rest of the peak lords a little outside of shen yuan's resting rooms on the Qian Cao peak, and yqy decides to sing a little lullaby he used to sing to Xiao jiu when they were still on the streets. he goes in, his voice is a steady but a bit nervous, but he croons that shit out. airplane can't believe his fucking ears. yqy could honestly be an idol its not fair wtf-- only, sqh knows he can't dance to save his fucking life, so.
when yqy finishes, he waits, but his heart sinks when Xiao jiu doesn't so much as stir. he hurries out of the room but sqh notices how the tips of his ears are red in embarrassment. of course, even when he still had his memory, Xiao jiu wanted nothing to do with him, why did he think it would change now, he just--
lqj goes in next. he murmurs a song that he constantly hears sqq sometimes strumming on his guqin, thinking that means sqq must love the song. he's not sure what else he can do, he doesn't know how to sing from the heart, but the feelings he has for his shixiong... he has to at least try to wake him.
he doesn't wake. lqj walks out in defeat.
airplane who has been wracking his brain all this time because he was trying to think of requirements for awakening so he wasn't paying attention suddenly jumps up. he doesn't mind the startled glances that the other peak lords give him.
he just remembered!
the song didn't have to be a romantic song or anything. the love for the sleeper didn't have to be romantic love, at all! he remembered this plot line that he added about binghe trying to wake one of his wives, but it was one of the wives' sisters that woke her, because she truly loved her sister deeply. causing binghe to realize that his love was becoming shallow, in that it wasn't enough anymore or blah blah blah. he scrapped that plot line and that plant after he got a ton of bad reviews for even suggestion that lbh's love (pillar) wasn't big enough and so he had lbh fix it with papapa, but whatever!
he shivered.
anyway, the story has been so warped over time that its only told that it has to be a romantic lover. but it didn't have to be.
he had an idea. he loved Shen Yuan! despite the rocky start, their shared transmigration and experiences led them to form a closer relationship, and Shen Yuan was his best friend. he knew him wholly, both in his bitchiness of Cucumber-bro of their old lives, and in the snarky-masquerading-as-pretentious SQQ he was in their new lives. He knew him as a whole of Shen Yuan, not as Xiao Jiu, or as the original goods.
and also, both he and Shen Yuan had discovered they both liked some similar songs during one of their weekly private meetings a few weeks ago, while Shen Yuan was there under the guise of planning their eventual escapes, but was actually just drinking up all his wine and ransacking his snacks.
he's got this! (he hopes.) (he would quite not like his bro to die from an unwakeable coma.)
confidently, with incredulous stares following him, he walks into the room and sits at shen yuan's bedside. and proceeded to sing, as smoothly as he could, a vocaloid love song. if nothing else, it might shock Shen Yuan awake to hear a random ass vocaloid song in his dreams. the lyrics are actually pretty sweet and soft, but he can't stop imagining the music behind it, making it funnier than it should be to sing it.
[Shen Yuan, whose dreamscape has become completely synchronized to his current living conditions and so he dreams of the serene bamboo hut: *sitting at his table with binghe pouring him more tea* *sudden hatsune fucking miku disturbing the atmosphere*
Shen Yuan: 👁️👄👁️]
while he tries not to giggle as the song comes to an end, the stares of the other peak lords boring into his back from the doorway (he can just hear them thinking, "yqy and lqg couldn't wake him up but you think you can?" but maybe that's just his imagination. or maybe they think the song is shitty, what does he know--), shen yuan's eyes flutter open.
airplane, who didn't think this would actually actually work (though he hoped), gapes at him. Shen Yuan, eyes half lidded from sleep, gazes back.
"uh..."
"The everlasting dreams flower, really? That was a really good plot line, can't believe you, ah," Shen Yuan yawns, "dropped it in favor of more papapa as always, you shitty author." He can't catch a break. Why did he wake this guy up again?
"he's awake!?" multiple voices cry out.
THUMP. yqy has fainted.
they both have forgotten their audience. liu qingge has goes outside to punch a tree. the other peak lords are in various states of disarray, disbelief, and discomfort. liu minyan has appeared out of nowhere to take notes. mu qingfāng rolls his eyes and comes in to check shen-shenanigans's meridians.
"Can't believed that shit worked, honestly," Shen Yuan says, eyeing one of the older disciples try to drag YQY to a cot. he is starting to rouse. "hatsune miku, really?"
"aw! well now you know how deeply and purely I love you, shixiong!"
THUMP. YQY has fainted again.
more sounds of breaking trees from outside. mu qingfāng warily calls out a warning to avoid his good medicinal trees, thanks.
after a while of conversation, with eyes closing a bit once more, from exhaustion, rather than the plant poison, Shen Yuan gives Shang Qinghua a small smile. As his eyes flutter shut again, he says, "I love you too, bro."
#cumplane#cucumberplane#platonic cumplane#or not#think of it as you want#mxtx svsss#svsss#scum villain#scum villian self saving system#shang qinghua#shen yuan#shen qingqiu#wife plots#yue qingyuan#liu qingge#wife plot plants#contrived coma#love songs#I just wanted to have sqh sing sqq awake okay??? I thought it would be cute and funny and urgh#mu qingfāng#imagine sqh having to argue with his system first that is totally within character to do this as sqh wdym#even tho he has no OOC blocks#I think#or imagine the reverse#if sqq had to sing for SQH#bruh I think everyone would lose their fucking heads#like him??? he's the one you want???#queerplatonic#I think?#it could be if you want
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The one with the group chat mix up
I could see Dick in young justice having two phones, one for Dick Grayson and one for Robin. The problem is, one day he’s rushing at the end of his lunch period and he sees a text come in. It’s from Wally. Dick hasnt slept in three days and he’s having a horrible day at school and he’s so so tired and so so mad that he doesn’t even open the message, he just pulls it down to reply just as the warning bell for the next period rings.
Dude I fucking hate it here istg Swanson is my arch fucking nemesis. I’m literally a fucking nerd and the man is actually so fucking evil he’s making me HATE bio dude is beefing with a literal 13 year old wtf!! Also he insinuated that B is doing inappropriate things with me so I think I will actually ruin this man’s whole life, I know he sells weed to the loser band kids after school. If u have a chance pls convince ur uncle to convince b to send me to keystone with u bc I actually fucking HATE IT HERE and I hate this stupid uniform I hate it I hate it I hate it
And then he slams his locker shut and runs to his next class.
His phone has so many messages the next time he checks it that he thinks the world is ending. And then he opens it to see what’s going on and instead he feels like he wants to puke. Because he sent that message to the team group chat instead of directly to Wally.
He promptly deletes it from the group chat and responds to everyone’s worried messages with:
Oopsie sorry u saw nothing u know nothing if u took a screenshot delete it now or ill hack ur phone and delete it for u<3
He’s shitting bricks as he waits outside of school for Alfred to pick him up, and he hacks into all their phones immediately to check their screenshots. Thankfully no one actually took any photo evidence. Maybe his teammates aren’t so bad after all.
But they do all corner him when he sees them at Mount Justice next. They didn’t know he was 13. They all assumed he was 15 like Wally and he never corrected them. Wally was the only one who knew.
The cause of his rant? His biology teacher is an asshole to him. And also gave him detention earlier that day for wearing socks with a logo on them instead of one solid color (as stated in the Gotham Academy dress code). Any other teacher would’ve given a warning or just ignored it entirely. His biology teacher is particularly assholeish with him specifically. He’s implied several times that Dick only skipped a grade because Bruce paid the school off or smth, and he has insinuated more than once that Bruce adopted him to be a boy toy. He has been Dick’s arch nemesis all year and his goal for the year is to get the man fired or arrested, whichever comes first.
It takes Artemis like two weeks to put the pieces together and realize he goes tot he same school as her. She’s sitting in homeroom when it clicks and she immediately types in the group chat:
Artemis: WAIT YOU GO TO GOTHAM ACADEMY TOO??
Robin: no idea what ur talking abt<3
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the disgraced pop princess
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summary: oscar is your salvation after things go horribly wrong
pairing: oscar piastri (no.81) x singer! reader
warnings: TALK OF SA and cyberbullying
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user13: WHAT THE FUCK
user15: This is all her fault. She's a bad person
-> user16: Where did you get that from? An anonymous twitter account?
user14: I AM A CHILD OF DIVORCE
Alexy/l/n: ❤️❤️❤️
CharlesOBrien: the end.
DarrelBowser: fin.
user82: WTF.
user45: how could she ruin this? doesn't she care about the fans?
-> user38: you have no idea what happened? stfu
oscarpiastri: GUYS I'M FREAKING OUT RN WTF.
-> user55: WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?
-> logansargeant: he's been a WINGS fan since he was a teenager. He's been in love with Y/n Y/l/n name since he was like 15.
-> landonorris: Can confirm he's having a breakdown rn.
-> alexalbon: It's all too much for little oscar piastri
->zbrown: Zandvoort is fucked isn't it? @/landonorris @/oscarpiastri
-> landonorris: Sadly, yes.
-> oscarpiastri: VERY MUCH SO, YES.
user90: oscar piastri being a WINGS fan was not on my 2024 bingo card tbh.
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BREAKING NEWS! POPULAR MUSIC GROUP ‘WINGS’ HAVE ANNOUNCED THE END OF THEIR WORLD TOUR, AND THEIR BAND!
Speculation has been flying for weeks due to various sources giving people an inside look into popular music group ‘Wings’. Many fans have been left wondering in recent weeks as the band has been seen arguing on stage, not speaking to each other off-stage, and even some of them have been refusing to go on and perform. Many people have been trying to point fingers to who’s at fault for the end of this historic music group, and various pieces of evidence against the front woman Y/n Y/l/n, the singer, songwriter, and lead bass guitarist of the group. Many pieces against her have been posted to the popular anonymous twitter account ‘@/anonymousmail’, detailing how she has been treating the rest of the band badly, by not letting them write their own music, becoming too controlling over the band, and even going as far as to threaten other members of the band.
Late last night after their last of 5 shows in Las Vegas at the historical Westgate Las Vegas Resort & Casino, where rock and roll legend, Elvis Presley played for years, the front woman Y/n Y/l/n posted a photo of her hugging her brother (and fellow band member), Alex Y/l/n with the caption ‘the end of it all. 12 year old me is crying. so is 22 year old me. bye for now and ever.’. On stage, they announced they were parting ways and were all in tears as they left.
This looks like the end for the group, and this publication is sad to see them go. We wish them all good luck, and we will keep our readers posted on any drama from the unravelling group.
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BREAKING NEWS! ‘WINGS’ LEAD GUITARIST SPEAKS OUT AGAINST Y/N Y/L/N!
In a new-deleted instagram story, the lead guitarist of the band called out Y/n Y/l/n with this statement
‘Good f*****g riddance to that b***h . F******g fame-hungry c**t who could never sing for s**t. Good f**k tho’
This left fans shocked, as Y/l/n has said in the past that they were ‘all friends and would always respect each other, even if the band broke up’ (2021 interview with Vogue). Many people have shipped the two online due to their flirty stage-presence and good banter in interviews, but they always vehemently denied the claims that they were together. In other shocking news, it seems the rest of the band Charles O’Brien (lead guitarist), Alex Y/l/n (new lead singer, ‘Wings’ second guitarist), Darrel Brown (drummer), and Axel Smith (new bass guitarist) will be continuing on with ‘Wings’ as this was posted to the band social media account just days after their announced split.

Y/n Y/l/n has refused to comment and all her social media accounts have gone dark. We’ll keep you updated!
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user12: ZAK BROWN IS WILDIN
user59: HE GETS US, BRING BACK THE REAL WINGS
landonorris: bro plz don't jump wtf
alexalbon: we're here for you buddy :)
logansargeant: he's crying in my driver's room rn. he's unconsolable.
-> user90: bro is DOWN BAD.
mclaren: Please don't crash the car Oscar. We'll bribe you.
-> user47: this is insane.
User58: hey so you're crazy.
georgerussel: We're here for you mate :(
lewishamilton: Missing WINGS rn.
user83: i feel bad that oscar just found out his celebrity crush is a bad person :(
-> user33: phone down. NOW. it's an anonymous twitter account with no credibility.
user55: what Charles said about her was mental.
-> oscarpiastri: AGREED. I ALWAYS HATED HIM.
-> landonorris: PUBLIC ACCOUNT.
-> WINGSfanno1: ur right, my b. AGREED. I ALWAYS HATED HIM.
-> user88: no way oscar piastri has a WINGS fan account 🤣🤣🤣
hater66: I hate Y/n, oscar should too.
hater36: she's a slut and an awful person.
hater22: Y/N Y/L/N HATE CLUB!
->hater82: me too!
->hater100: me too!
->hater3792: me too!
->hater38: me too!
->hater202: me too!
->hater26: me too!
->hater77: me too!
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BREAKING NEWS! Y/N Y/L/N IS SET TO BE ATTENDING THE DUTCH GRAN PRIX THIS WEEKEND!
According to anonymous sources, Y/n Y/l/n will be attending the Dutch Gran Prix this weekend. This comes as a shock since she's deactivated her instagram, most likely due to the break-up of her band. The rest of WINGS will also be in attendance, all as guest of McLaren, whereas Y/n is a guest of Sir. Lewis Hamilton, in the Mercedes garage. They have been seen in public recently and have been sparking dating rumours, despite their age difference. Many fans are now speculating that another reason the band broke up is the supposed cheating rumours. Y/l/n was apparently dating lead guitarist Charles O'Brien, but cheated on him with 7 time World Champion, Lewis Hamilton. Their paparazzi photos certainly seem to paint a picture...


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You woke up puffy-eyed and angry. 3 days ago, you were on tour living your life to the fullest, singing and touring with your best friends, and your chosen family. At least, that's what you thought they were. It turns out they'd all been trying to get you out of the band that you started, for a couple of months now. They'd been lying to the press about you, making every little thing you did seem worse than it was, and your 'best friend' Charles O'Brien decided it was time to get you drunk enough to sleep with him.
You felt used. Every time you four went in for a record session, a new contract, a new show, you were told that you were the only reason the band was famous. You were the real talent.You were the moneymaker. You always brushed it off, telling them that you were so good, because the band was so good. You didn't give a fuck about people telling you to get out before they swindled you and felt you in the dirt. Now you wished you had listened. Now you wished you hadn't seen so blind to their blatant disregard for you. Now you wished you'd broken off from them years ago, even your brother.
Charles had been the backbone of getting you out, that you knew. He'd always hated how you got credit for making the band popular, when it really was you who made the band popular. It had been your idea to start a youtube channel at 12 years old, it had been your idea to enter your schools battle of the bands at 13 years old, and it was you who took the risk and trusted a manager for the first time, even going as far as being the only one to sign the contract, so they could always get out of it. You'd always been so considerate, so protective, so blind.
Today was the Dutch Gran Prix, and Lewis had decided it would be best for you to get out of the hotel room you'd been rotting in and come visit him for the race. You'd been to Gran Prix's before, but mostly when you were younger and not in the middle of a world tour, like you had been for the past year and a half. You left your room looking better than you had in days, you'd done your makeup, worn your favourite outfit, and you'd finally stopped crying. Small victories, right? You hadn't checked social media in days, you knew what you'd find, and you didn't want to know what everyone thought of you. You just wanted it all to stop.
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alexalbon: Ok this is becoming pathetic now
-> logansargeant: YOU ONLY THINK IT'S PATHETIC NOW?
georgerussel: Poor kid :(
maxverstappen: 🤣🤣🤣🤣
danielriccardo: I'll swing by with some food. We can cry together brother
-> oscarpiastri: the only real one on the grid 💔💔💔 love you daniel
-> logansargeant: mate I held you when you cried last night.
-> oscarpiastri: and you're still complaining about it. Daniel doesn't complain.
nicolepiastri: Kids these days...
hattiepiastri: please take his phone away from him @/logansargeant, I can't handle anymore embarrassment.
-> logansargeant: I'm trying, I promise.
user67: can we talk about zak brown, wtf?
-> zbrown: he's too sexy to die (and crash my car)??? what don't u get????

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As you walked into the paddock beside Lewis, you felt the cameras on you. He was trying to shield you, but it wasn't exactly working.
"Y/n, how do you feel about what Charles said about you?!" "Y/n, are you and Lewis together? Did you cheat on Charles?"
What? How could you cheat on Charles when you weren't even dating him? That made no fucking sense. He'd assaulted you. You were going through the motions of suing him. How could anyone think you'd willingly have sex with the boy you'd seen as a brother for the past 22 years of your life?
"Follow me," Lewis whispered, leading you further away from the McLaren garage. "Don't worry about them, they're not going to talk to you."
You nodded, trying to put on a brave face as he led you to the Mercedes garage. You were used to the paddock, Lewis had known you since you were a young teenager embarking on your first tour with a new record deal, he'd shown you around as you stood nervous, just trying to do everything right, make yourself and the band look good. He gave you an important piece of advice that day.
"You don't need to worry about the cameras or the press, be yourself and the rest will come naturally."
A piece of advice you'd followed through your teenage years, and now into your 20's. You were scared again, but this time, you were alone. No band behind you, your brother wasn't there to protect you, and everyone hated you, for no good reason.
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As you sat down in the paddock, Toto gave you a look of pity.
"How's my favourite popstar?" He smirked, trying to cheer you up.
"Disgraced," you groaned, and leaned your head against his shoulder. Mercedes had been like a second family to you, you'd met everyone back when you were 14, just about to start a tour after a song you posted online went viral. Your first stop was Silverstone, playing for so many people made you want to run and hide instead of play, but Lewis and Toto had helped you out, calmed you down, and you'd smashed it. It skyrocketed your fame, and got you an extended record deal.
He sighed. "Not for long. Don't let the boys win, it's always a boy's world."
You chuckled. "Thanks Toto."
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Oscar jogged out of the McLaren garage as WINGS walked in. Logan had promised to let him stay at Williams if the band were too much for him, and he'd just had to listen to Charles O'Brien talk to his race engineer about how it was to fuck you. He felt sick to his stomach, and he didn't have anything else to do ahead of today, so off he went.
"Oscar!" Lewis's voice rung out and Oscar stopped in his tracks, turning to see where it was coming from. "Come here!"
Oscar walked over, confused by the sentiment. Lewis and Oscar didn't often speak before races. He walked over all the same, and there you were. Standing beside him looking gorgeous and flawless, and he knew he was fucked.
"Hi, I'm Y/n," you held out your hand to be shaken, and he did so with vigour, almost squeezing too hard.
"I'm Oscar," he smiled, then dropped your hand.
"See, I am a miracle worker," Logan's voice appeared out of nowhere, and Oscar whipped his head around to see him smirking. "I'm Logan," he introduced himself to you with a handshake which you reciprocated. "Oscar is basically in love with you and your music-"
"Mate!" Oscar tried to cover his mouth, but Logan was already in a laughing fit, as Lewis laughed with him. "I am so sorry about him, he's-"
"It's alright," you smiled. "It's honestly just nice to know that not every WINGS fan hates me now."
He frowned. "I'm really sorry about the break, it must've been awful."
You shrugged. "It was what was best for the band."
"I seriously doubt that. You were like, more than half the reason anyone ever listened," he chuckled. "You're amazing."
You felt yourself heat up. "Thank you. I think you're a pretty amazing driver."
"You watch F1?" He asked.
"Oh yeah, Lewis would kill me if I didn't," you chuckled. "It's also just really interesting, and congratulations on being like, the best rookie of all time."
He blushed and smiled. "Thank you."
You heard a camera snap and the small moment you two were having was ruined. Lewis and Logan had left you two to chat, and obviously now it looked... strange to say the least.
"God, I'd better go, sorry. You probably don't want to be seen with me-"
"I'd rather formulate my own opinion on you, rather than listen to what everyone else is saying. Do you want to go for a walk?"
You smiled, a real, genuine smile. "Yeah, that'd be lovely."
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"So... how are you?" he asked as you walked through the crowds of people.
"I'm alright," you answered hesitantly. "Charles isn't making anything easy."
Oscar sighed. "He's definitely not an easy person to be around."
"You met him?"
"For about 5 minutes before I had to leave so I wouldn't punch him," he chuckled.
You laughed. "He's good at first impressions."
"Evidently," Oscar smirked.
"Yeah it just sucks that he aired all that shit out y'know? It's just... so unfair, especially when the court case is still being pieced together by our lawyers-"
"Wait, what? What do you mean 'court case'?"
"I'm suing him, he assaulted me," you shrugged.
"Holy shit, I'm so sorry," he stopped and took your hand. "I'm so sorry that happened to you."
You stopped for a moment. In the last 72 hours, no one had apologised, no one had checked in, and no one had been so heartbroken for you. Did he have to be perfect?
"T-thank you," you sniffled. "I'd better go, it was nice to meet you, b-bye Oscar."
Oscar was left standing outside Ferrari as you walked off to the Mercedes garage. He felt awful, no one should have that happen to them, and you were so sweet and kind, he almost couldn't believe someone would take advantage of that. He knew one thing though, he needed to see you again.

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hater56: why is lewis still hanging out with her....
hater52: LEWIS RUN
hater79: lewis get away from the slut plz
oscarpiastri: ❤️❤️❤️❤️
-> lewishamilton: out of my comment section now.
-> y/nyl/n: stfu lewis
hater67: how is she still famous?
alexalbon: PLZ LET HER SWING BY WILLIAMS
-> logansargeant: I SECOND THIS ^^^^^
-> y/ny/l/n: omw rn
-> oscarpiastri: same. (just a conincidence)
-> logansargeant: 🧐🧐🧐
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hater77: she's so annoying, why does he like her?
-> oscarpiastri: girl. have you seen or meet her? THAT'S WHY
user66: This is insane.
alexalbon: nurse he's out again! -> logansargeant: he's scoping out Williams to find her. come back soon plzzzz
lewishamilton: it was embarrassing...
georgerussell: good luck with keeping away from you @/y/ny/l/n !
-> y/ny/l/n: 👍👍👍👍
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Oscar walked into Williams with one objective, to see you. He needed to talk to you again. As he was searching, he finally bumped into you.
"You found me," you smiled.
"I did," he smiled. "And I was wondering if you'd want to talk more."
"Well, right now I have to get to Mercedes," you explained and he deflated slightly. "But I can give you my number and we can get dinner sometime?"
He was elated.
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Months of texting and dating, healing with Oscar, getting into the studio, and finally, your next single was ready. It was called 'Labyrinth', and it was about how Oscar had turned everything around for you. He was perfect. Kind, a gentleman, funny, sweet, everything. You loved him. He loved you.
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a huge chunk of the pjo fandom has turned into such a superficial, judgemental and PROBLEMATIC group who defeat the purpose and point that the books were trying to make, it's so fucking atrocious. the prime example of mischaracterizing/reducing the value of characters who are already misunderstood/misjudged in canon. this fandom does this to every.single.character.ever omg
percy jackson is so relatable to many people is because he didn't have to capacity to absorb textbook knowledge but was HIGH on street smart knowledge that got him to succeed. the whole point of his character is that he had low self esteem because he was ridiculed at school by the faculty and the students for being a 'dumb' and 'useless' guy that made him think he's an inconvenience to his mom. the baggage he carried is so overlooked.
the fandom saying stuff like 'annabeth had adhd and dyslexia too but she carried percy' is so fucking disrespectful. one, she's an athena kid who's supposed to be smart that's like the whole point, and that does NOT mean percy wouldn't survive without her. he's a DIFFERENT character and he doesn't need to be a scholar to be a powerful demigod who has his own identity. stop belittling him and comparing all of their adhd/dyslexia struggles. just because annabeth is smarter does NOT mean percy has less value than her, and that whatever comes out of his mouth is just silly gibberish, which is exactly what y'all are trying to imply. no he did NOT get by with just "luck" he's smart and capable enough to actually achieve things. It isn't rocket science.
making jokes like his only purpose is to have a goofy personality and wondering how he 'pulled' annabeth is NOT cute whatsoever. just deprives him of his canon developement and fails to recognise him as an important person because he is not book smart. the level of belittlement. in a way rick also contributes to this character assassination because he added another scene of piper saying something along the lines of 'thank god annabeth is there to keep percy from going wild/doing something stupid' like no miss girl
I could go on about how the fandom infantilizes nico, brushes of hazel's flaws/traits because she's a 'smol' bean (when she literally cusses out octavian, why do y'all hate the idea of her being bold/badass when she literally is??) belittling frank's power because he's 'just an innocent goof', saying stuff like 'in my head leo is a tall guy because rick did him dirty with the height when he is so hot' that's basically implying that he loses his attractiveness because he's short and wanting to confine him into those toxic masculinity standards
slandering rachel and calling her a pick me for liking annabeth as though annabeth already had a claim over percy in BOTL when he wasn't even in a relationship and even had a small liking to rachel (belittling BOTH rachel and percy in the process, is percy not allowed to have feelings too? is he only obligated to like annabeth?), also with the fandom's clear misogyny in their treatment of nico liking percy vs rachel liking percy, go on a moral policing hunt when it comes to jason, piper and percy but goes right ahead to defend and glaze luke's behaviour to annabeth, percy and silena (also victim blaming silena because she was manipulated as a teenager by a fully grown adult who KNEW what he was doing, using her)
stubbornly not wanting to recognise jason as an important character and reducing him into a 'whiney pick me guy who wanted everything to be about himself' and that he's 'boring' not realising that his abusive environment both as a baby and as a teenager suppressed him into struggling and not being able to feel worthy to even have feelings of his own, villianizing and getting on pipers throat for calling percy unimpressive simply because she LOVED and was LOYAL to her then boyfriend?? is she not allowed to have a preference??? heck id be more concerned if she did call percy hot whilst being in a relationship wtf.
and DONT get me started on the grover belittlement and erasure please, saying that percy and grover are only annabeth's 'sidekicks' on quests, as though he wasn't capable to go on a hunt for pan all by HIMSELF not knowing he'll ever be back.
#y'all have issues mischaracterizing characters who are supposed to make us not feel ashamed of stuff defeating the whole fucking purpose.#and still cry when characters are written 'perfect' saying we need to more imperfect character representation#what a joke when y'all can't even handle flawed pjo characters that you feel the need to reduce the street smarts into 'clueless dumb kids'#this is sort of why I hate that one scene in moa/boo(?)#where it's mentioned that annabeth looks surprised at percy giving the team information like why was that necessary to be mentioned#pjo#pjo fandom#percy jackson#pjo series#pjo hoo#jason grace#pjo hoo toa#leo valdez#piper mclean#annabeth chase#nico di angelo#frank zhang#hazel levesque#hoo fandom#hoo#heroes of olympus
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Kindly requesting mma fighter!gf x blue lock boys 🙏
I’ve been hyperfixating on the idea for a hot minute and would like to know your take on these 🤭 As for characters, could you have Isagi, Bachira, Sae, Shido, Reo, Kaiser and Barou? (As well as any other characters you’d like to add) Thank you ☺️
“𝐝𝐨𝐰𝐧 𝐛𝐚𝐝 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐚 𝐛𝐥𝐚𝐜𝐤 𝐛𝐞𝐥𝐭”
a/n: this is giving “my girlfriend could kill me (and i’d let her)”
ft. itoshi sae, itoshi rin, isagi yoichi, bachira meguru, shidou ryusei, mikage reo, kaiser michael, barou shoei
itoshi sae
deadpan “wtf” when he first sees you break a guy’s nose clean in a sparring match.
not scared of you… just extremely respectful of you.
“remind me to never piss you off.”
secretly enjoys watching your training vids. they're always playing in the background while he studies game footage or stretches. he says it's for "noise."
loves that you can protect yourself. he doesn't worry when you're out late because who would even try you?
your bruised knuckles get the gentlest kisses. he's silent about it, but you catch the softness in his eyes every time.
itoshi rin
"your form’s off. tilt your elbow when you throw."
yes. rin critiques your fighting technique.
trains with you for fun, but it turns serious fast. you both end up full-sparring, and the neighbors call the cops because it sounds like a crime scene.
lowkey turns into your water boy during competitions. towel ready, water open, dead silent but there for everything.
he doesn't like people staring at you in your fight gear, but he'd never say that. instead, he’ll just glare until they combust.
jealous when you get press attention – “they should be watching me, not her.” (he’s just petty + he loves you.)
isagi yoichi
your biggest fan. like. front row, wearing a shirt with your name on it.
he gasps when you throw punches like a mom watching her kid in a karate tournament.
“wait wait wait was that a spinning elbow??? baby that was SICK!!!”
always tries to “train” with you and ends up flat on his back every time.
absolutely posts clips of you on his insta stories with heart emojis.
when fans flirt with him, he literally goes, “my girlfriend would kick your ass in two seconds.”
bachira meguru
he thinks it’s the hottest thing ever.
challenges you to play-wrestling. ends up in a headlock giggling like a maniac.
asks you to teach him cool moves just so he can show off in public and say “my girlfriend taught me that!”
gets way too into your pre-fight rituals. “do you want me to braid your hair? can i scream like a hype man before you go in?”
draws little doodles of you mid-kick. has a sticker of you on his phone case.
actually becomes a little possessive when other fighters flirt with you. all smiley until he says, “she’ll break your nose if you try that again.”
shidou ryusei
it’s a match made in hell. chaos x chaos.
you two flirt by trying to knock each other out.
sparring is just foreplay, honestly.
“babe you broke my rib that was so hot.”
starts fights in public just so you can jump in and “save” him.
he’s obsessed with your strength. like, genuinely obsessed. will brag about you to strangers like “my girlfriend could kill you with her pinky.”
also not-so-secretly into the idea of you pinning him. yeah…
mikage reo
shocked at first. like, his elegant, stunning girlfriend… punches people for a living?
gets over it fast and becomes the most extra supporter of all time.
hires a videographer to make hype montages of your fights.
“you need better sponsorships. i’ll call my manager.”
wears suits to your matches like he’s at fashion week.
deadass once tries to bribe your opponents to forfeit so you won’t get hurt. you banned him from doing that again.
gets really flustered when you pin him against the wall. “d-don’t use your pro moves on me, babe… please…”
kaiser michael
he acts cocky until he sees you knock someone out in 30 seconds.
“... okay that was kind of sexy.”��
makes it his life mission to look cooler than you in public. spoiler: he fails.
“you’re lucky i like strong women.” while actively looking like a golden retriever when you punch the heavy bag.
kisses your bruises like it’s romantic. it kinda is.
super competitive during sparring. refuses to go easy even when you dominate him.
also: “imagine our kids. they'd be gods.”
barou shoei
does NOT know how to process you at first.
like. you fight?? professionally??
refuses to admit he’s impressed. instead he says “your guard’s sloppy.”
you beat him in arm wrestling and he sulks for a week.
but deep down? he’s proud as hell. watches all your matches. complains when they don’t show your good side.
sometimes trains with you, but it always turns into a competition.
super protective even though you clearly don’t need it. “don’t talk to her. she can handle herself, but i’ll break your jaw too.”
© 𝐤𝐱𝐬𝐚𝐠𝐢
#blue lock#blue lock x reader#bllk#bllk x reader#blue lock headcanons#itoshi sae x reader#sae itoshi x reader#rin itoshi x reader#itoshi rin x reader#isagi yoichi x reader#yoichi isagi x reader#bachira meguru x reader#meguru bachira x reader#shidou ryusei x reader#ryusei shidou x reader#mikage reo x reader#reo mikage x reader#kaiser michael x reader#michael kaiser x reader#barou shoei x reader#shoei barou x reader#down bad for a black belt
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This Ken’s job is hockey ⋆ ★ N.Hischier
Pairings: Nico Hischier x reader
Genre: fluff, SMAU at the end
Summary: In which you have a famous podcast with your best friend where you talk about everything and anything including stories about your relationship even though people don’t know the identity of your boyfriend — that is until you decide to hard launch him
Warnings: none
Word count: 554
⋆˚࿔ tina's note 𝜗𝜚˚⋆ Wrote most of this last night at midnight when I couldn’t sleep and didn’t proofread it but here’s a little blurb to celebrate Nico’s second hat trick and the two wins against the wild.
You were in the middle of filming a new episode of your podcast when your best friend brings up the topic of men’s fashion “Like when men were wearing those stupid jeans with ribs on them” Your face contorts in cringe thinking back on it “Or skinny jeans but like really tight skinny jeans”
“You know what I hate? When I see a girl on a date and she’s all dressed up and the guy’s made no effort” You say, your friend agreeing
“YESSSS!!! I once went out on a first date with this guy and he wore sweats to it which I would get if our plans were just casual but we were going to a fancy-ish restaurant” You laugh at her story “You got lucky with Ken”
“He lives in athleisure when he’s home, you have no idea” You chuckle thinking “He’s so over suits which sucks cause he looks yummy in them”
Your friend winces at your last comment “Please never call him yummy again, anyways for those of you who don’t know Ken—”
“My boyfriend” You clarify
“Yes, his job requires him to wear suits and y/n loves it”
“I do love it” You nod at the camera
“You know, you’ve never revealed why you started calling him Ken online” Your friend says “Why don’t you share that story with everyone?”
“Oh well it started because I’ve never shown him in anything before and we’ve always talked about having a more private relationship since well you know I post a lot of my life on the internet” You say, your friend nodding as both of your content outside of the podcast is pretty similar “And there was this day when I was you know doing my usual making my coffee and sharing a story tiktok and the story was about how I’d had a bad day the day before I hadn’tslept enough”
“And you guys don’t want to deal with a sleep deprived y/n, it gets bad” Your friend adds
You flip her off before continuing your story “Anyways I was tired and cranky and my he had made plans for lunch that day but because I was in a bad mood we ended up leaving lunch early to take a nap because he knew I would be insufferable for the rest of the day if I didn’t get more sleep”
“Big nap household you guys are” You nod “I wish i could nap but I can’t sleep during the day”
“Honestly? I wasn’t much of a napper before him” You say “But now I love naps”
“Okay finish your story” Your friend reminds you knowing this nap tangent could keep going for way longer
“Right, so after I posted that one comment said ‘Barbie has a great day everyday, but Ken only has a great day If Barbie gets enough sleep’ and then I just started calling him Ken when I told my stories” You finish
“Well I think the nickname Ken does suit him to be honest, I will attest to Ken only having a good day if Barbie smiles at him” Soon after that you two finish the episode.
It’s months after, on your 2 year anniversary, after sharing dozen of stories about ‘Ken’ that you finally hard launched your relationship with an Instagram post.
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yourusername This Ken's job is Hockey! 2 years of loving you here's to many more 💘
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📌 nicohischier 2 years of having good days thanks to you
yourfriend you two are disgustingly cute happy two years!
user I was convinced she was dating a finance bro
↳ user2 no because me too! especially because of the suit comments
user3 it feels illegal to know this man's identity
user4 wtf do you mean nico hischier is THE ken
user5 thank you for introducing us i will now go back to pretending i don't know who this man is, happy 2 years though!
↳ user6 right? because he will always be ken to me
yourusename don't worry everyone, he'll still be ken in my story times!
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standing in the light of your halo, i got my angel now
summary: dating after harry surprising you at your show gave you the final push you needed, you two go public and quickly find out you weren’t as subtle as you thought. later, a wild lando appears.
vicious speaks: we’re finally here!! this is nothing but pure fluff for these babies 💗
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oscarpiastri y’all are so cute it makes me sick
⤷ yourusername you love us
oscarpiastri unfortunately 😕
fan1 day 56893 of asking ya’ll to post a selfie together
fan2 flower boyyy 💐
yourbff we love to see you being treated the way you deserve!!
ynharrysthird MY LOVES
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fan1 ohhh to be on a beach paint date with yn
fan2 don’t be shy, post a pic of you kissing
alexandrasaintmleux 💓🥹💓
fan3 you being active and posting personal pics is still something i’m not used to 😵💫
fan4 you in your bf era is such a serve
ynharrysthird i’m being soooo normal about this i promise (lie)
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harrystyles first of many 💗
⤷ yourusername 💕
⤷ fan1 I CAN’T HANDLE ALL THIS CUTENESS
fan2 *pretends to be shocked*
⤷ fan3 we definitely had no idea you guys were together
⤷ fan4 yeah this is such a surprise
⤷ harrystyles alright 😂
⤷ lilymhe clocked 😭
yourbff 💞💞💞 ♥︎ by author
mclaren our favorite couple 🥰
⤷ yourusername our favorite admin 💘
⤷ fan5 admin making it known yn’s still a mclaren girlie
⤷ mclaren always!
⤷ yourusername it’s a for life thing!!
⤷ fan6 stop, yn saying being a mclaren girlie is a for life thing is gonna make me cry 🥹
annetwist so cute! 💓
⤷ yourusername 🥰
⤷ ynharrysthird gem being in the likes and anne being in the comments is so personal to me 🥹
fan7 ADOPT ME
carlossainz55 he’s making everyone else look like bad boyfriends
⤷ carlossainz55 not me, though
⤷ yourbff lmao nice save
⤷ carlossainz55 love you, querida
ynharrysthird HAPPY VALENTINE’S DAY 💕
⤷ yourusername HAPPY VALENTINE’S DAY 🫶🏼
⤷ ynharrysthird OHMYGOD
⤷ fan8 how ya doing, buddy?
⤷ ynharrysthird NOT WELL
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fan1 thank u oscar for providing us with adorable ynharry content
yourusername omg i completely forgot you were here!!
⤷ oscarpiastri i could tell
⤷ yourusername 😭
f1 understandable, they’re really cute
fan2 going from you saying lando didn’t deserve yn last year, to you posting a pic of her and harry being all lovey dovey, oh we have never been more up!!
fan3 does this post you mean you officially give them your blessing?
fan4 this ain’t it
carlossainz55 you will be missed, amigo 😔💔
fan5 aren’t you supposed to be landos bsf 🤨
ynharrysthird when i’m in a biggest ynharry supporter competition and oscar piastri is my opponent
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fan1 dkfjgjd even you sound done with his shit 😭
⤷ landoupdates he doesn’t move for so long and once he does, it’s just to stir up old drama 😵💫 imagine how tired i am.
fan2 he needs to get over it, it’s been a year and HE’S THE ONE WHO CHEATED.
fan3 going this hard for lando is crazy, he isn’t gonna fuck you!
fan4 “that girl and her boyfriend” is crazy when it’s literally yn and harry styles
fan5 lando LOSER 🫵😂
fan6 the ratio has me crying
⤷ fan7 quotes are beating their ass 😭
fan8 he’s so desperate for attention, it’s sad
fan9 nah they’re right, oscar was a snake for that
fan10 lando you fumbled, move on bro
fan11 his audacity is astounding
francisca.cgomes she did NOT try to ruin landos life wtf HE tried to ruin his OWN life when he thought he could cheat without getting caught instead of making up his damn mind about who he wanted to be with
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fan13 all the wags, aria, and gemma coming to yns defense oh lando it’s so over for you
fan14 yeah lando’s definitely the problem
ynharrysthird mf GET A LIFE and leave these people alone lando
fan13 lando is currently in the “find out” phase of “fuck around and find out”
oscarpiastri if he were a real man he’d contact me instead of being a little bitch and liking tweets
⤷ fan14 WHOA
⤷ fan15 THE GIRLS ARE FIGHTINGGG
⤷ fan16 🕯️manifesting there’ll be cameras around if they throw hands 🕯️
⤷ fan17 i’ve got $100 on oscar winning
⤷ ynharrysthird i’ve got $200
⤷ carlossainz i’ve got $1000
⤷ fan18 your ass is always at the scene of the crime 😭
⤷ fan19 he’s just here to look pretty and be messy
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fan1 the caption fkgjfjdjdhs
ynharrysthird it was so lovely to meet you 💕 thank you again for taking time out of your day to have a conversation with me 🥰 ♥︎ by author
fan2 OMGGGG
yourusername WITHOUT ME?!?! just fell to my knees in a walmart
⤷ ynharrysthird omg 😭
⤷ yourusername i’ll meet you next time dw <3
⤷ fan3 WHEN IS IT MY TURN
yourbff omg the legend, the icon, the moment™️
⤷ ynharrysthird QUEEN
fan4 she’s been ur #1 supporter since day 1, this was def deserved
maxverstappen1 insane caption
fan5 lmao he’s so unbothered
⤷ fan6 he said “lando who?” 😭
fan7 ynharrysthird how does it feel to live my dream?
⤷ ynharrysthird pretty good, i’m not gonna lie
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carlossainz55 😘
⤷ yourbff 💋
fan1 just casually reminding us she’s dating one of ferrari’s hottest racers
yourusername missing you already 🥺
⤷ yourbff same ❤️🩹
fan2 not to be that person but the only other pic that’s in black & white is the one of yn…perhaps hinting at a paddock return?
⤷ fan3 omg DO NOT get my hopes up
⤷ fan4 God i hope so, i miss her race day looks
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