#he is so cute im gonna hurl

[cupiidzbow]

oughhhh ghh ( WAILING )

[transmasczappa]

中雑把 by 六代目 on pixiv (April 8, 2008)

[jrueships]

ted i have no idea of the context of this but i have Vital maxey content to show you https://twitter.com/ChrisScorch/status/1724566019812012282

it's like my favorite thing ever when videos just suddenly end with a silent selfie

[delulana]

he’s much taller than me but when there was a big scary hornet he HID BEHIND ME

[lunerna21]

I FINALLY CAUGHT UP TO THE UPDATE FOR BOOK 7 AND I WAS NOT DISAPPOINTED WITH HOW MUCH I ENJOYED IT

***SPOILERS FOR BOOK 7 JPN SERVER AHEAD! YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!!***

***ALSO SLIGHTLY LONG POST AHEAD! MY APOLOGIES!***

UM CAN I MENTION HOW HARD I LAUGHED WHEN SILVER WAS TELLING THE STORY ABOUT FLOYD GRABBING RIDDLE'S HAIR TO SEE IF IT WAS HOT?!

AND JADE HYSTERICALLY LAUGHING WHILE AZUL IGNORES THEM!!!!

If they ever animate that scene, I'm gonna hurl from seeing Floyd just being catapulted off screen and Jade enjoying himself 😂

Floyd being so bored of his dream and just him swaying like the seaweed was freakin hysterical 😂

It just reminded me of this for some reason:

I mean it makes sense since Floyd is always up for a challenge and isn't afraid of basically anything, so of course Malleus's vision for Floyd's dream wasn't going to be very exciting

ALSO WE CAN TALK ABOUT FLOYD HAD THE BALLS TO FIGHT MALLEUS, LEONA AND EVEN FUCKING CATER?! CATER WIPED THE FLOOR FIGHTING FLOYD BUT I WASN'T EXPECTING CATER TO KICK ASS

HELL YES CATER!!

.......And then we jump into Jade's dream...

....The moment I saw how Jade imagined both Azul and Floyd...

AND THEN SOMEONE POSTED THIS ON TWITTER AND I ABSOLUTELY LOST IT

JADE BY FAR IS THE MOST HYSTERICAL CHARACTER IN TWST AND I CAN'T BELIEVE FLOYD HAD TO SEE HIS DOOFY LOOKING FACE LIKE THAT

I don't blame Floyd for duking it out with Jade I would feel the same if thats how my siblings imagined me lol

And finally, Azul's dream!!

First of all, AZUL WAS SOMETHING ELSE DURING HIS DREAMS

Azul being a coral rush player?! AND KINDA BEING JOCKY?! I wasn’t prepared for that! 😂

(special shoutout to Idia for throwing shade at his first image of a cocky player, that was 👌🏻)

JADE JUST GRABBING POOR IDIA'S TABLET AND GETTING AZUL'S SIGNATURE ON IT 😂👏🏻👏🏻

AND IDIA JUST SLOWING MOVING OFF TO THE SIDE THIS POOR GUY HAS BEEN THROUGH SO MUCH 😂

When the mermaids started harassing everyone and knocked us over, I WASNT READY FOR AZUL TO CARE WHEN WE GOT HIT

I WAS A FREAKING MESS IM SO DELUSIONAL AND I KNOW HE'S NOT ALWAYS NICE BUT AHHHHHHHH HE WAS SO CUTE HERE (Ignore me I'm delusional and I've missed Azul so much 🥺❤️)

It was so bizarre to see Azul playing a jocky player and being popular in school, but once Idia explained that any negative moments or lessons Azul had to face (bullying, losing the contracts) were no longer a thought because of it only being a dream with no negative emotions

It’s still mind boggling how detailed everyone’s dreams are but terrifying like damn Malleus has so much power and yet he can juggle so many of them

After Azul invited us to the party and was INCREDIBLY NICE for someone like him, and Idia got suss:

I knew something was up, especially after he made everyone wear the anenomes for the party AND GRIM SHOULD'VE KNOWN BETTER HE WENT THROUGH THIS BEFORE WHY DID HE BELIEVE THIS

Floyd and Jade bouncing off Azul being a bully was soooo worth it

It's kinda scary how I preferred the old Azul, considering he wasn't a cocky jock straight from a manga/book ICK ICK ICK

AND THEN AFTER AZUL FELL INTO THE BLOT, HE WAS A PAIN IN THE BUTT TO CORNER I WAS SO IMPRESSED WITH THE PLANNING AND HOW WE HELPED DESTROY THE CONTRACTS ONCE AGAIN

But this devastated me 😭

It still must've felt pretty shitty having to go through that again, but I started to cry I'm just so happy Azul woke up from his dream 😭❤️❤️❤️

Azul's battle with himself! *chefs kiss* I love how they reference it similar to the battle from The Little Mermaid and how Azul's blot form began to grow

But let me tell you something:

I WOULD DIE IF I COULD FRAME THIS!! JUST SEEING THE GLOWING EYE AND AZUL DOING THIS POSE! PERFECTION!!!

ITS SO GOOD TO HAVE YOU BACK AZUL!!!❤️

This chapter was such a fun trip, and I'm so glad we're slowly getting closer to releasing everyone from their dreams

BUT ONE LAST THING! TWST INTENTIONALLY DID THIS TO HURT MY FEELINGS!

HOOOOOWWWWW DARE TWST FOR SHOVING THIS IN MY FACE I WANT MY BEST FRIENDS BACK SO BADLY AND THE FACT THAT THEY DO THIS CONSTANTLY AND ALSO GRIM BRINGING THEM UP IS JUST AWFUL

I MISS THEM SO MUCH I NEED TO SEE THEM AGAIN

NEXT UP, SAVANACLAW!! (RUGGIE I MISS YOU SO SO MUCH!!)

Enjoy the weekend~~!!!❤️

(Screenshots from https://youtube.com/@gasmask01?si=lpin67yaOvHDdg_c )

[yappyappyapp]

Can i rq a ringo x reader were the reader is an assistant for The beatles and is really burnt out and tired and ringo tried to care for them?<3

What’s up buddy 😝😝

Hello! First req ahh n this is so cute !!!

If I fell in love with you

Warnings: FLUFF. (And John being annoying.) (and bad writing.)

You happened to be an assistant to one of the biggest bands at the time, and it was absolutely lovely. Just kidding!! The Beatles made it a bit more difficult to work, John who would take his sarcastic and idiotic comments and remarks to a whole new level, eventually annoying the living crap out of you. George was okay, but he honestly talked your EAR of when he had the chance, how could anyone CONSIDER him the ‘quiet Beatle’? Paul was… okay, he had very pretty eyes, though. And then there was little old Ringo. He wasn’t as annoying. He had a pretty voice.

Brian had assigned you to keep an eye on the boys in a hotel in America, as it was their first time, and they strictly needed to stay in the hotel at all times for the show the following day.

“Would’ya pass me the water, Macca?” John asked innocently, his nasally British accent rang out. Paul passed over the salt as he had a burger half in his mouth. John grinned. ‘Oops.’ He muttered, still smiling as he poured the whole jug on Paul’s head. Macca’s eyes widened as the water trickled down his face and clothes, and he slowly turned to John. “It’s on, Lenny.” Paul picked a handful of whatever the heck was on the table, and hurled it towards John.

“Boys, please-“ you tried to interrupt, knowing their suits were freshly washed, dried, and ironed by indeed, you. You sighed deeply and wiped a hand down your face. You shouldn’t have signed up for this position. It was silly.

“John, food down!” Your voice raised slightly, a thing you never did, catching the attention of John, who put down the food and shrugged, still giggling at Paul, and Paul was doing the same. You could never control these boys, and it was like a war zone job if you did say so yourself.

After the food fight, no, literal war, you went back to your room and curled up on the bed, staring at the ceiling, praying to God that tomorrow wouldn’t be as bad.

A soft knock was heard on the thick wood of the door.

“Come in!” You hollered, (your nationality) accent wavered a tad.

The door creaked open. Maybe it was a serial killer? Just kidding.

Ringo stood in the doorway, plate in hand.

“hi.” You said, rushing to sit up and fix your skirt and hair, nodding in the process.

“Hello, love.” Ringo nodded, stepping farther into the threshold of your room. “Brought ‘ye supper.” He said softly, approaching your bed. You studied his face, his nose, and how his eyes were a perfect china shade of blue. You noticed how his hair falls on his forehead, and how the brown colour accentuated his rosy red cheeks.

“Why are you doing this for me?” You ask quietly, taking the plate, fingers heating up from the bottom of the plate.

“‘Cuz yer workin’ hard, and John n Paul n Goergie ain’t makin’ it easy for ye.” He shrugged and sat beside you, smiling a bit.

Gosh, his smile.

“Aww, Ringo.” You blush, smiling slightly. He smiled back and put his hand on your shoulder, squeezing it slightly and getting up. “I’m gonna run you a bath.” He grinned playfully, running off into the bathroom.

How sweet. Maybe being The Beatles assistant isn’t that bad. <3

(Ik this isn’t really the req im sorry i had trouble thinking of stuff : , ( )

[red-might-be-dead]

HOLY FUCK. ELLIOT. EL YOURE GONNA MAKE ME CRY. THESE ARE SO SO FUCKING CUTE OH MY GOOODDD IM SO HAPPY RN LAKJDFHKJDHFJLSKHGFLKADHJ AAAAAAAAAAA LOOK AT MAX AND BASIL OMGGG AND DJGHSLKGHLS AUGH FAGGOTS ON MY SCREEN YAYAYYAYY I LOVE LOVE LOVELOVVVE BASILS FACE LOOK AT HER SHES SO DONE KJDFHLJDHF AND MAX IS SOSOSOSO SILLYYY ELLLIOTTTT THIS IS THE BEST FUCKINGTHING EVER EVER EVEERRR AUGHHHH WET CARDBOARD BOX LOOKS SO COOL OLISFHLDFHLAKFHAL HES ABSOLUTELY FUCKING SWAGGING IT OUT YOU GOT HIS LIP SCAR AND EVERYTHING AND KFHAKLFHD BENNY LOOKS SO SO SSILLY YOU DRAW THEM ALL SO COOL ELLIOT. EL. ELLIOT. OHHHMYYY GOD LKFAHALKHFGLAD WHEN I FUCKING GET YOU THIS IS THE BEST GKSHLSDHFGLAHFKLDHGL SCREAMING CRYIJNG HURLING IM GOING TO DIE AND GO TO HEAVEN AND THESE DRAWINGS WILL BE THERE!!!!!

[eleplay]

i finally decided to head into moonglint tower and

HIIIIIIIII RAGHNALL HIIII ur looking as cute as usual

i love that they were like yeah the arisen's (or at least caine's) expression is going to be "im so happy to see you" because that's what im feeling! hi raghnall hiiiii!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 🥰

oh 🥺🥺🥺🥺😱😖😖

jk im still into it. let's do intricate rituals let's cross blades babey.

(it was not a sexy fight. i literally Just had caine switch vocations to warfarer but he only has archer and magick archer stuff and his skills are mainly focused on buffing the pawns so it was me running around looney tunes style trying to whittle at his health with just normal flavor projectiles trying to avoid being stabbed while the pawns watched amused from the side 🧍🧍🧍)

^ this is so romantic im gonna hurl

bro is this the key to ur heart (im shaking this was sooooooo. i don't care what happens in this tower after this, raghnall im obsessed with you)

[sanzuballs]

short n sweet zoro hcs! sfw & nsfw

warnings: fem bodied, smut, jealousy, drunk stuff, bite ish, basic smut smut stuff ykyk

hai guys. i love doing these bc theyre so fun and take no time to write and im busy and sleep deprived. SOOO ENJOY QUEENS AND KINGS AND EVERYONE <33

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gets you gifts but never gives them to you in person because hes embarrassed. youll find a cute little teddy on your shared bed!

aquarium. room. sex. he doesnt care if someone might walk in because hes risky and thinks luck is on his side.

blushes and yells at you when you compliment him when hes around the crew. when youre alone hes gonna fuck you good.

carries you when you complain about walking or anything.

trusts you more than anyone

his sex drive isnt crazy but when its high its real high

needs you after a long workout. he thinks about you the whole time and at the end of the day, youre his little reward.

if hes drinking you have to be near him. he doesnt know why but he loves it

sleeps on your boobies

sleeps on your thighs

sleep + you = heaven

he tries to hide his moans and groans in the beginning but he knows he cant do they just all come out eventually.

he likes giving you head more than recieving it.

hes not a mean bum to you and all serious around you, hes gentle and flustered around you.

sometimes you guys argue because he can be insensitive but he makes it up to you everytime.

he smells so manly, sometimes you almost hurl but sometimes its the hottest thing ever.

drools on you

he loves you soooslsslslslslslsloooo muchhhhh

in his mind he wants to bite you and mark you up so bad but he keeps that to himself.. like he has the urges to carve “ zoros’ ” on your chest with his swords but he doesnt.

showering with him is so adorable. even if he does it WEEKLY.

literally youre the first woman hes been with

sanji literally CRIES over the fact he has you and makes sanjis life a living hell

he thinks youre so cute.

loves booty.

WOULD NOT CALL YOU WOMAN.

would call you baby when youre alone

hed stick to a special cute nickname when hes around the crew and others

if anyone else called you by his nickname he made hed probably get jealous and explode

piggy back ride king!!

out of all my op men, zoros gotta be my fav!!!!! i love him smmmmm

baii ☺️

[lilithsterrarium]

hiii! real girl with a lizard here! saw an ask down below and it got me thinking...

how could i *not* take you home? you're such a cute little victim after all. it'd be a shame to just leave you out there like that.

here, i got you a coin! i know it's a bit large for you to flip but do your best!

what are you flipping for? i'm glad you asked. i'm gonna put a blindfold on you and drop you into my pet's terrarium...

heads, he swallows and digests you alive. tails, i smear you with female hormones first and he rapes you into submission because you smell like his mate!

oh, i know it'll hurt, sweet little incon! i'm counting on that! it makes me so wet to watch you suffer... to watch my pet pin down a cute little piece of rapemeat like you and fuck you until you forget who you are...

now flip the coin. do it now or i just toss you in there and it's my choice - and i think you know what i'll choose!

don't look at me that way. i'm giving you a chance to win a less cruel death. really, i'm being nice to you.

now thank me.

good girl!

FNDFJSHDJDDHDDDSND FFFUCK OH GOSH UM. IM. SHFHSHHDSHDBD <3333

TTHANK YOU

Even something as simple as opening with "real girl here" made my heart flutter... crawling into your outstretched hands, letting you take me home- holding the coin awkwardly, struggling to even lift it slightly while you smile down at me and explain the rules...

Letting out a loud whimper when I hear my options, trembling as I think about my choices... your grin as I shudder, trying so hard to use the coin to hide my growing arousal as I stammer...

I'll do it, weakly hurling the coin as high as I can, scrambling out of the way as it falls with a deafening clash... I'm guauenteed something slow, painful, and insignificant as being a rapetoy or a snack for a lizard-

Shuddering more as I realize how badly I'm hoping it lands on tails...

With the loud clash of metal as it clammers to a halt, the coin reads in the air for you to read... I won't look down, I wan't it to be a surprise- all I can do is weakly stare at you and whimper out...

"T- thank you, ma'am..."

[sugar-omi]

I CANT HELP IT OMI. THE HOES ARE ENCHANTED BY MY SINCERE WONDER AND CHARMING DEMEANOR. WRITHES IN PAIN. later found out she's pansexual too so like...am i about to bag another baddie within the first month of classes? perhaps...

she's literally the sweetest ever too. omfg. i invited her out for elderflower cordials (overheard that those were her favorites) and she was DELIGHTFUL company. i tried a move out of archie's book and kissed her hand goodbye at her dorm door and I COULD SEE THE HEAT BLOOMING IN HER FACE. PLEASE.SHES SO CUTE IM GONNA HURL

and to keep the cavity train chugging along, you will not BELIEVE what i found out after work today.

so one time, when saro came to meet up with me and archie instead of the other way around, he brought one flower for each of us. i have NO idea how he found out white tulips are my favorite because i literally never told him . but he DID. and eventually it became an everyday thing, even when we would go to him instead..... he'd keep them in his bag wrapped in paper AND IT WAS SO SWEET BECAUSE HE'D ALWAYS GET ALL NERVOUS EVERY TIME LIKE WE'RE HIGHSCHOOLERS AGAIN AND I JUST AAAHDGJFJSDHFJHDSF

to say the least of what happened when he met our sweet girl...

PLEASE.WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON. YOU GUYS ARE TOO POWEFUL. STOP IT. YOU GUYS ARE TOO SWEET. TOO CHARMING....

but ykw I can't say anything, bc the more shy they are the better for me.... and they BLUSH?!? omg im having my cake n eating it too bc wtf. I love that shit. I will literally eat you up

[transmasczappa]

筋肉質乙女チック by ひみ (August 6th 2009)

[bluehwale]

excuse ur first unconventional encounters with ateez

OMG EACH ONE OF THE ENCOUNTERS ARE SO FREAKING GOID ND SO MUCH FUN TO READ LIKE I REALLY LOVED EACH ONE OF THEM hongs one was so cute like literally emo boy which is actually a softie !!!!!!

ND THE PARK SEONGHWA HELLO THE TIME I SAW THE ARRANGED MARRIAGE ONE ND THE ZOMBIE BRIDE IDEA OMG IBWAS LIKE YOUTH OF MAYYYY YAYYYY I Remembered THEIR FRST ENCOUNTER ND ITS SI FUN NOW I CANT GET PARK SEONGHWA AS HWANG HEE TAE ND ITS GONNA BE SUCH A NICE THING CUZ IM WATCHING YOUTH OF MAY ND OHHH ITS SO GOODDD

and then the yunho one it was so appropriate to his character nd the way he got a shoe thrown on his face like damm 💀💀💀 it hurts my man got hurt for being a gentleman 😞😞 but ut was nice ND THE JONGHO ONE MY GOD U MADE HIM SO HOT CAN IM EVAPORATING ND OVERALLY I really loved ur writing md it was such a refreshing thing to read after so long nd im so exhausted with uni hope U are doing well taking care of urself love u <33

the scream i let out when i saw ur ask— USER DIORWOO IVE MISSED U SM !!!! </3 THANK YOU SM FOR READING AND LOVING IT and yes hongjoong is the emo boy with disney princesses band aids all over his arms and has abba blasting in his black headphones 24/7 </3

YES IM SO HAPPY U GOT THE YOUTH OF MAY FIRST DATE SCENE REFERENCE !!/!:!:!:! SEONGHWA AS HWANG HEE TAE >>>>> MY WEAKNESS FRR I LOVE THEM SM (oh but i did nOT love the amount of tissues i used while watching that kdrama IT BROKE ME but in a good kinda way bc i loved it) PLS TALK TO ME ABOUT IT WHEN U FINISHED WATCHING IT

when i was writing yunho, i vividly imagined wooyoung shoeless on one foot while hurling the shoe straight to yunho AND I HAD TO TAKE A MOMENT TO LAUGH💀💀💀💀💀 AND YES JONGHO<3333 im a simp for that man so i reeally try my best when i write for him IM GLAD U LOVED IT<333 and thanku so soO much for saying that u enjoyed my writing bc it means so much to me u hv no idea❤️‍🩹❤️‍🩹

and omg pls dont forget to stay hydrated and eat well!!!! uni is important but i hope ure putting yourself first!!! it’s much more important for u to get enough rest <333 i ditch classes atleast once a week sometimes >:-D THANKU AGAIN FOR THIS ASK ILYYY<33333333

[naughtynanzhu]

HES SO CUTE IM GONNA HURL

[nishinoyawn]

His eyes shine the entire time you talk, blush deepening until even his hands were tinted pink. At your confession he blinks, eyes widening before they shut suddenly, hanging his head as he wrings his hands. He’s actually trying really hard to hide his smile but his efforts are painfully futile.

You really...think all those things about me? That’s- wow- I didn’t- I never thought-

He chuckles a little, a hand moving to rub the back of his neck as a sneaks a glance at you sneakily.

Me? That’s so- wow...That’s so cool! Thank you! ‘Tsumu did say something about you being happy to see me come around but I thought he was just playing around again, most people are more into him or Bokuto! Well- they like me, but not like how you like me. That’s...that’s really really cool! I wasn’t expecting that answer...heh, now I’m glad I offered to come for the food today.

— Shoyo

gosh this is so wholesome I’m going to CRY

[I blush more at his words, my smile morphing into a grin at how cute and excited he sounds. Upon hearing Atsumu snitching on me, my head shoots up, my eyes widening and my face nearly on fire. Though, my embarrassment turns into annoyance as I huff.]

He- he said that? I’m....he can never keep his mouth shut can he?...god I’m gonna beat his ass.. but, ah no, it’s you! And don’t sell yourself short. Please, the amount of people I know who love and adore you is..gosh a lot..people are just.. shy to admit it.

[I turn to the stove, putting a pan on it and some oil. I start to fry some the vegetables while I also start to cook the noodles. My cheeks burn realizing he had just come from practice, probably starving.]

Sorry this is taking so long..You would have been eating by now..I’ll be honest, I thought Atsumu was coming by so I was gonna torture him and make him wait longer.. but now it’s you and I feel so unprofessional..

[hoodiehan]

ARE YOU KIDDING ME?

CHANGBIN ACTUALLY GREETS THE SUN WHEN HE STAYS UP TOO LATE ???

HE SEES THE SUN AND GOES "Hi sun, you're up. Now I'm going to sleep~"

BYe I am in tears He's so precious 😭