#he literally doesn’t think.

[secretmellowblog]

On one hand, I hate adaptations that make Javert the sole villain responsible for every single solitary bad thing that happens in France— to the point of eliminating the novel’s criticism of police entirely, having Javert’s motivation be that he’s “obsessed with Valjean” for poorly defined reasons unlike the other Good Cops who are not obsessed with him, and etc etc etc etc.

But on the other hand….so much fanon takes the complete opposite route. “Javert was not a villain,” “Javert did nothing wrong,” “javert was a noble heroic etc etc etc”

And I don’t like that either. Javert iS a villain! Maybe not *the* villain of the story, but certainly a villain! I mean, Javert literally canonically hates kindness. He also hates thinking! and reading!

I could definitely see a whimsical Saturday morning children’s cartoon where a plucky young Gavroche leads a troupe of kids to defeat Javert’s dastardly plans every week, using the powers of Thought & family & friendship

[vita-divata]

Noatak running errands in civilian disguise I made for him <3

[ghost-bxrd]

Prompt:

It’s not that Jason forgot, per se.

But between smuggling a toddler out of the League of Assassins, trekking halfway across the world, and finding a suitable hiding place that’s also child friendly… well, it kind of slipped his mind that he’s supposed to be… dead.

Something that comes back to bite him in the ass when he takes Dami out for some ice cream and just so happens to run into non other than Brucie-fucking-Wayne

[armageddidnt]

Good Omens dropping hints that Crowley has apparently Forgotten at least some of his former high-and-mighty angelic status in heaven.

[blueskittlesart]

playing zelda with my family watching sucks because they have lots of questions but their questions are like “why do the zora have fish boobs” and “what’s up with the voice acting in this game” and “don’t you think that you should try something else instead of attempting to brute force your way up this cliff you’ve already run out of stamina on four times” instead of the fun lore questions i WANT to be answering

[st4rwrd]

It’s insane to me that Charles doesn’t know he’s in love with Edwin at this point

He literally compares him and Edwin leaving hell (after Edwin’s initial confession) to Orpheus and Eurydice

For those who don’t know, Orpheus and Eurydice is a Greek myth in which Orpheus goes to the Underworld to get back his dead wife, but there’s a catch; if Orpheus turns around to look at her before they exit the Underworld, he loses her forever.

A common interpretation of this myth is literally that if someone truly loves a person, they’ll risk everything for them

This was what Charles felt was an accurate comparison of him and Edwin’s ascent from Hell

Charles even backs this up by going on to tell Edwin the lengths he’d go to for him

Edwin is his Eurydice

Somebody sedate me

[thedesertpenguin]

I truly cannot stop thinking about how the second Penelope says that they’re friends, Colin immediately tries to rectify. That he didn’t know what he was thinking. He was so ready to take it back. If she had rejected him, he literally wouldn’t have fought it. He would’ve repressed the shit out of it. To let her go and find someone else. He might’ve been hellbent on telling her up to that point, but the second it seems that she isn’t on the same page, he’s ready to back off.

[cryptid-quill]

new colorfes cards made me rise from the dead, I give art of gay people as offerings

[puppetmaster13u]

Prompt 296

Through a series of miscommunication, the League is now under the impression that Batman, strange cryptid that he is, may or may not have given birth to the other vigilantes running around in Gotham. This was not helped by Bruce referring to all of his children, no matter how big they get, as his babies. Nor was it helped by Red Robin, in the middle of a narcolepsy-fueled imminent crash, mentioned how he had no mother. 

It also doesn’t help that no one is aware that they are in fact completely normal people, and not aspects of Gotham itself brought to life. Though really that’s on the bats themselves, because at this point they should at least count as undead. 

[legendoflozer]

Legend and Sky as a duo is so funny to me!!

Red to the last pic

[little-pondhead]

I have a simple fascination and joy in the thought that, for the Ghost King AU, most of the time Danny is literally so normal compared to other ghosts.

Like, he’s a kid. He looks like a kid. Going by canon appearances, he is the most human looking ghost we see (aside from Ellie). Even Plasmius is more inhuman, which is where all the vampire jokes come from. Every single one of this enemies is off even in a human disguise. They’re not human, and people don’t expect them to be.

So aside from the implications of Danny looking like a child ghost, I wonder what other characters would think if they summon the Ghost King, expecting this huge monstrosity worse than anything they’ve ever seen, and getting a totally normal human-looking kid.

I’d be terrified. Because if horror movies have taught us anything, it’s that the most innocent and normal looking people are the worst monsters you’ve ever seen.

Like, what is he hiding??

[doctorsiren]

Does Phoenix still go on a sabbatical after being defeated in court and does he also announce it using an extremely dramatic note?

Oh, most definitely. He is the MOST dramatic, so of course he does hehe

[twinsarekeepers]

This fandom does such a disservice to percabeth and Percy as a character when y’all make him out to be some clueless simpleton that doesn’t know she has feelings for him.

HE KNOWS!

He just doesn’t want to do anything about it, especially after Titan’s Curse, because if he does, he’ll start imagining a future for himself.

Percy forced himself to be the child of the prophecy so that Nico wouldn’t be, because he was trying to save Nico. Which means he had to get real comfortable with the idea of dying at the ripe old age of sixteen. And acting on his feelings for his best friend was not the way to do that.

That boy was hardcore yearning for her because he wanted to be with her so badly but he also couldn’t.

[sonicattos]

prime sonic listen to his friends challenge (impossible)

+

[astrobei]

will byers is:

a sweater thief ✅

clingy ✅

a morning person ❌

[ricky-mortis]

Curtwen Week Day 6: Happy Ending