#he should be thankful JA is a nice guy

[graceslcver]

all da ladies love leo valdez ! leo x daughter of poseidon!reader

｡ꪆৎ ˚⋅ in which, leo has a crush on yet another girl that’s beyond his league, percy’s sister … and his friends flame him for not being able to confess his feelings!

— this is set in like… university ?? obviously jason doesn’t die…hope u enjoy my first ever fic on here!! might be ooc, soz🫐 also jeyna is a thing…. sorry not sorry!! 🤓😂 (it’s actually not even relevant to this story, but i thought i’d let u know…)

IMSG, “THE LOST HOES 🫤” July 4th, 2024

beauty queen

do yall ever wonder how it’s impossible to not pull hoes

like it sounds like a real SKILL issue

superman

who are you talking about, pipes?

beauty queen

who do u think I’m talking about???

the only mfo who doesn’t have a gf???

do NOT play dumb jason grace

latino elf

oh wow

talking shit in the gc is crazzyyy

superman

i wasn’t!

she was.

beauty queen

do not make me pull up our private messages

latino elf

i see how it is…..

😔 it’s always the bitches u think u can trust…

superman

ok

beauty queen

why is he the driest man alive

this why we didn’t last ong😭

latino elf

or maybe because ur lebanese ???

superman

she’s cherokee huh

wait is that supposed to say lesbian?

latino elf

isn’t that what it says…

beauty queen

💀💀

ok… anyway can we talk about the fact that leo has

been madly in love with y/n since like… forever???

latino elf

no thanks

didn’t ask

not true

lying on my name

superman

yeah yeah whatever helps you sleep at night

beauty queen

he’s down bad shhh

latino elf

OHHH GODDD 😭😭😔😔😔

ok so what if i like her shes so fine

and so nice and sooo mermaid 🧜‍♀️

beauty queen

she is very fine and very nice

and yes she’s very mermaid

superman

we all know he isn’t going to say

anything to her, though, right??

latino elf

hahaha 😂 wdym 😂

i’d tell her if percy weren’t her brother

superman

that didn’t stop you from trying to

flirt with MY sister though???????

latino elf

yeah that’s different tho

she COULDNT go out with me

beauty queen

not like she wanted to anyway

latino elf

gtfo

anyway i don’t plan on telling her that

i have any slight interest in her! 😎

superman

you should though

bet she likes you too

beauty queen

don’t feed into his delusions

superman

gosh pipes, pipe it down a notch

latino elf

fr listen to my bro ‼️

how would i even tell her dawggg

WHAT IF she rejects me 🤨 BOOM FRIENDSHIP GONE

superman

yeah i guess so

but yolo ???

latino elf

yolo my ass bro😒

superman

ok sorry for trying to help

beauty queen

this why she dont want u

latino elf

yeah nd thats why yo relationship was a LIE 🤣

superman

😐

beauty queen

🖕🏼

latino elf

lol ur mad

ok bye u guys are a snooze fest 😴

beauty queen

go talk to ur gf

latino elf

i will, beauty queen 🫡

IMSG, “Y/N 🦈” July 4th, 2024

leo 🛠️

hey hey mermaid

y/n 🦈

hi leo !

whats up :)

leo 🛠️

the sky duh

nothing much tho, just chilling in my dorm

u should totally pull up

y/n 🦈

we’ll see 🧐

i’m in the library rn

leo 🛠️

nerd alert ‼️

y/n 🦈

ok but when u fail our exams dont come crying

leo 🛠️

if it were math/science i would be resting peacefully

but no fr i did study, trust 🙏🏼

y/n 🦈

not that u needed it though

you’re smart enough

leo 🛠️

wowie thanks mermaid

da ladies wish they had my smarts

y/n 🦈

🤨🤨

leo 🛠️

sorry that came out SO wrong 😭

y/n 🦈

ok ok well pull up to the library

perhaps i need ur smarts

leo 🛠️

si señora

will be there in a few 😎

shark_girl • 2h

send message ♡ ➣

pipermstealer replied to your story

omg he wants uuu 😳😳🤣😂

shark_girl

why are u insane

😅😅😅

pipermstealer

i am not insane he wants u

what boy willingly wants to study w a girl

shark_girl

one that’s my friend???

pipermstealer

friend my ass bro

he wanna kiss u so bad…

matching usernames??? THE MAAAN WANTS UU 😭

shark_girl

be fr we’ve had them since we were

like fifteen 🙄🙄

pipermstealer

bro get out I’m actually DONE

u have to wake up queen 😭🙏🏼

IMESSAGE, PIPER & JASON July 5th, 2024

pipes 🌸

i am so SO DONE with yn

jason ⚡️

why

pipes 🌸

bc she’s convinced that leo don’t want her

jason ⚡️

i think its very obvious

do you think yn wants leo thats the real question

pipes 🌸

ABSOLUTELY ?????

she has extreme heart eyes for him

but she’s better at hiding it

jason ⚡️

wait are you being serious

NO WAY

NO WAY??

a girl out of his league actually wants him 🤨

piper 🌸

wait I thought u knew???

jason ⚡️

uhm no

she must be good at hiding it

piper 🌸

or boys are just dense

jason ⚡️

ok well…….

we have to get them together

cause I’m so tired of hearing leo ramble abt her

piper 🌸

ok well i’m tired of yn too

how do we get them together

jason ⚡️

uh I don’t know?????

now why would you think I know

aren’t YOU the daughter of aphrodite

maybe YOU should know 😒

pipes 🌸

someone’s mad

but i don’t know?

one of them has to say something eventually….

jason ⚡️

no way, leo would never… not too sure about yn though.

leo cares too much about their friendship

and he is convinced she only sees him as a friend

and he’s deathly afraid to ruin their friendship

pipes 🌸

why do we have dumb friends

why can’t THEY SEEEE

jason ⚡️

yeah it’s very annoying

man, maybe we shouldn’t interfere?

let them figure it out themselves

pipes 🌸

unless u want leo to date the first girl

who gives him the opportunity to date her,

i think we SHOULD interfere! not a lot just a tiny bit 🤏🏼

jason ⚡️

well i guess you have a point… but how?

pipes 🌸

OK hear me out fr

u share a dorm with leo, yeah?

he always leaves his phone unattended

go into twt and make sure he isnt logged into his private account

jason ⚡️

where is this headed

pipes 🌸

ok shut up

OK but make sure hes on the main

since he always talks about her on his priv

so if yn sees a tweet about her then

SHES GOTTA KNOW

jason ⚡️

FIRST OF ALL thats an invasion of privacy

SECOND OF ALL what if she doesn’t see it before

leo realizes that wasn’t tweeted on his private account

pipes 🌸

no she like stalks his twitter so she’ll see!

and uhm so what if it’s an invasion of privacy

he’ll thank us once he gets the girl of his dreams 🙄

jason ⚡️

ok then….

i’ll do it

but if this backfires i was not apart of it

pipes 🌸

yeah yeah whatever

i’ll take the blame

FIVE DAYS LATER, TWITTER!

IMSG, “THE LOST HOES 🫤” July 10th, 2024

latino elf

HOLY SHIT

HOLY SHIT

IM JUMPING OFF THE NEAREST CLIFF

it was so nice knowing u two

superman

don’t kys ur so sexy haha

what happened though

latino elf

i accidentally tweeted something

about yn.

on my main.

superman

hey man, maybe she didn’t see?

beauty queen

yeah she probably didn’t

latino elf

yeah u guys are RIGHT 😅

she DIDN’T SEE IT!!!

beauty queen

mhm

latino elf

you’re being oddly quiet…

beauty queen

sorry????? IM BUSY

latino elf

yeah huh

superman

you’re crazy

latino elf

oh my god i’m gonna throw up

my friend ship is over with her

she messaged meEEE

HELPPPP

superman

MESSAGE HER BACK???

GO GO GO GOOO BRO

latino elf

no i’m leaving her on delivered

beauty queen

i swear to gods if u don’t message her

jason and i WILL jump you 😭😭

superman

exactly!!

latino elf

it was so nice being her friend 🫤

beauty queen

BRO STFU AND READ HER MESSAGE???

latino elf

ok fine

bye…..

IMSG, “Y/N 🦈” July 10th, 2024

y/n 🦈

leo did u mean to tweet that?

leo 🛠️

tweet what 🤨

y/n 🦈

you know what I’m talking about

you’re not stupid

leo 🛠️

you’re crazy

i got hacked by

jason

y/n 🦈

you’re crazier for thinking I’d believe you

so… u did mean to?

leo 🛠️

i don’t want to ruin our friendship

please don’t let this ruin it

you’re my bestest friend

y/n 🦈

gosh let me talk

i thought you didn’t like me

so i never said anything…?

but i like you, leo. i really do

leo 🛠️

oh my god

are you serious

wait i’m going to your dorm

y/n 🦈

what??

Delivered

Leo looked at his phone for a good second and then left it on his bed, unattended. he ran to your residence hall— it didn’t matter to him that it was quite literally on the other side of campus. he needed to hear you say the words he had been waiting to hear since he was fifteen. he’d always had a slight crush on you, mostly off and on.

But during the summer, he had fallen for you even harder than he thought he could. he never thought that he could love someone as much as he loved you. anyway, he was practically dying as he ran to your dorm! his hair was disheveled, and he was panting a bit. he wasn’t sure if he was sweaty because he was nervous, or because he had just ran to get to your dorm.

He knocked on your door three times.

You jumped out of your bed. you felt like throwing up from how nervous you were. you quickly slid on your slippers, and looked in the mirror before you opened the door for him. (making the poor boy wait). you adjusted your hair, making sure it sat right.

You took a deep breath before opening the door. you almost didn’t, but a voice in your head was telling you that you’d be an idiot if you didn’t open the door. your hands gripped the doorknob, and then unlocked it. leo was practically dying because you were taking years to open the stupid door. you finally opened it, getting met by a disheveled-sweaty-flushed leo valdez.

“Hi.” he croaked out, his voice cracking slightly. he felt like he was on fire, literally. he wanted this to be over with! well, no, that’s a lie. he just wanted to be your boyfriend already.

“…Hi.” you answered, your voice was quiet. you had an awkward smile on your face. you were praying that you would just drown at this moment. you’d much rather enjoy that than this.

He cleared his throat, and finally spoke after a long minute of awkward silence. The two looked at each other “I really… really like you. I.. Uh.. You obviously know that already, but I wanna tell you in person?” he said, nodding along with his own words. his hands went to fumble with the hem of his shirt, anxiously waiting for your response.

“I really like you, too.” You replied. you didn’t feel as nervous as anymore when he started to talk. you felt your face getting hotter, and your smile getting bigger. he grinned at you like an idiot.

He thought that he was dreaming when you said you liked him. The start of something. “Really?” He asked, just wanting to hear you say it again. He couldn’t help but grin like an idiot. He thought never in a million years that you’d ever like him! You were totally out of his league. you were so awesome, so pretty, and so sweet.

You nodded again, rolling your eyes. “Yes, really.”

THREE MONTHS LATER… INSTAGRAM!

shark_girl

🎶 let the light in : lana del rey (feat. father john misty)

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shark_girl happy three million years with my boy!!! i love u so so so much leo 🫶🏼🫶🏼

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lava_boy who is that sexy man in the 2nd slide

→ shark_girl idk i found him at the store……

lava_boy we’re literally like this 🤞🏼👩‍❤️‍💋‍👨

lava_boy te quiero !!

→ shark_girl 🤍🤍

lava_boy ugh why do we literally solo everyone in new rome

→ shark_girl ntm on percabeth !!!!

→ percysbeth 🫡🫡

pipermstealer yeah you’re welcome 🥱

→ supermantaylorsversion i did all the work

→ pipermstealer i gave u the idea

→ lava_boy thank u jason 😒 thank u piper 🙄

→ pipermstealer i hope she leaves u

→ shark_girl woah guys no need to say that

percysbeth i support 🤫 (pls cook for me leo)

→ lava_boy on it 😎

lava_boy

🎶 ivy : frank ocean

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lava_boy I would like to thank poseidon for being a father to my wonderful girlfriend of THREE DECADES 😎

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shark_girl I THOUGHT THAT I WAS DREAMIN’ WHEN U SAID U LOVEEEE MEEE 😭😭😭

→ lava_boy the start of nothin 🦈

shark_girl i’m taylor lautner

→ lava_boy FORREAL

shark_girl hi bf 👩‍❤️‍💋‍👨

→ lava_boy hello girlfriend.

→ shark_girl 😭😭😭

pipermstealer no because you guys are actually cute

→ lava_boy ACTUALLY cute 🤨

→ pipermstealer what do u want me to say yall are actually ugly

→ shark_girl pipe it down a notch 😔

supermantaylorsversion he’s a romantic now

→ lava_boy erm i’ve always been one get out 🤓

percysbeth no cause yn has actually dressed up as a shark

→ lava_boy send pics or it didn’t happen

→ percysbeth check imsg

→ shark_girl i thought that was PRIVATE

→ lava_boy LMFAOO U LOOKED SO GOOFY

→ shark_girl you’re done….

｡ꪆৎ ˚⋅ hello….. first smau done 😎 hopefully u really like this bc i died ten times whilst making it !!! uhmm pls lmk what you thought about it 🥲!!! i was sort of rushing at the end, so umm.. shhh 🤫…. @thelostheroo @amoosarte

also i will have a master list soon….???? (hopefully) and my requests are OPEN! so, plsplsplspls request…. con amor, mo!

[taasgirl]

planned / jude bellingham

summary: jude an y/n are aaaaall about soft launch, until a certain grealish ruins it

jobebellingham Proud of you brother. Birmingham will always love you #bvbbound

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judebellingham Lots of love little bro 🫶

user4562829 their love for each other >>>>>>

bvb Welcome home starboy ⭐

ynusername up for some german lessons @ judebellingham

judebellingham ja bitte!

ynusername you're getting there...

ynusername i don't wanna leave home :((((

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maddygrech please don't leave me here with the eshays

ynusername oh god. good luck

jobebellingham God when can I come over 🙄

user272937 always was always will be 🖤💛❤️

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ynusername us.

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user3452893 strangely cryptic...

user1280282 100% confirming that she's a wag

user0927652 anyone else here from that one tweet?

user5793723 HOW IS NO ONE TALKING ABOUT HOW IT SAYS 'US'?

erlinghaaland Hearts for everyone. Thank you to everyone who came out tonight, a biiiig 3 points on the board.

ynusername sigh.

erlinghaaland fine take him back 😳 liked by judebellingham

judebellingham Germany is black and yellow!! 🖤💛

username456297 yn and jude this, yn and jude that. LETS FUCKING TALK ABOUT ERLING AND JUDE

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flowers for my pretty guy <3

ynusername is it really a date if i'm not ordering pasta?

judebelligham idk if you're scamming me but pasta should not be $40 a dish

user563920 WHAT THE FUCK????????? user019373 TEARS DOWN MY FACE RIGHT NOW

maddygrech my pretty girl

jackgrealish i wonder who was taking these photos 💁

user65283 he's so unserious omfg

judebellingham some photos with some of my favourite people 🩷

trentarnold66 nice to see that you've done me dirty

jobebellingham i hear you. look at my eyes smh

user672939 SOFT LAUNCH I REPEAT SOFT LAUNCH

jackgrealish i wonder how y/n is feeling now that you've finally posted her

jobebellingham JESUS JACK ITS A SOFT LAUNCH

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judebellingham i think i'm gonna love you a long time @ynusername

ynusername @ jackgrealish we wanted the soft launch to last longer gosh

jackgrealish DON'T BLAME ME I CAN'T KEEP SECRETS

jobebellingham idk what she sees in you

judebellingham 🍆

user458274 yeah they're my parents fr

ynusername i really wanted to drag out the soft launch but @ jackgrealish had different plans...😶

jackgrealish I DID YOU GUYS A FAVOUR STOP BASHING ME

judebellingham my beautiful girl 💗

user567822 NAWWWWW

user682629 ok they cute af

Let me know if ya'll like this ❤️ Jude and y/n got me cheesing

[zyonsay]

Parisienne im Mund SKI AGGU

Summary: Shooting the Balla Balla MV!

Reader: Genderneutral

Warnings: Smoking

Now playing: 'Balla Balla' by Ski Aggu

AN: Heya everyone! Finally some Ski Aggu content! I feel like there's such a lack of fics about him, which probably is since he's a german artist who doesnt cater to anyone besides german speakers- At least thats how i imagine it?? Anyways! This was really hard to write cuz in my mind lil bro does NOT speak english, which makes it sooo difficult for me to make him speak english. Idk, maybe im just yapping. Alsooo!! I mostly write male readers but i thought since theres barely any ski aggu fics i‘d give a lil treat to fem aligned people too :)

 Die, die ich date, hat uns Karten für die Oper gekauft Doch ich kann heut nicht, weil ich mich mit meinen Govas besauf' Jemand legt mir eine Peitsche, doch die macht mir nichts aus, Weil ich hab' viele tolle Ranzen wie Scout

A row of dressed up people stood around, waiting for their cue. You were currently doing a favor for your friend from Hamburg, Luca. Recently he made more time for his main passion, filming music videos and social media content. Long story short, his buddy needed a bunch of people for a music video and since you owe him a favor, you gladly came along.

Ja, ich bin ein heißer Atze, ich tanz' bauchfrei im Club Hol' meinen Perso raus, doch nicht, weil ich mich ausweisen muss

The camera panned around the entrance of the club and music filled the room. Just beforehand you were personally introduced to the man in whose music video you’d appear.

“Hey, das ist Y/N. Basically meine rechte Hand.” Luca placed his arm around your shoulders, pulling you slightly into him while smiling widely. “Oh hey, danke fürs kommen!”, you blinked for a second, your german was sadly quite rusty. “Oh umm, sorry but my german is absolute shit.”, you pursed your lips shyly. The young guy in front of you smiled. “No problem! I’m Aggu by the way.” He held his hand out to dap you up. You interlinked your own hand with his. “Nice to meet you, love your music.” A genuine smile spread across your lips, which he immediately mirrored. He was known to wear a ski mask, but right now you were glad to be able to look into his blueish grey eyes. Something was drawing you to him, maybe his sharp features, his messy blond hair or the crooked but sweet smile. “Thanks! I’ve heard so much about you from Luca.” You tilted your head, nudging your friend who was still next to you. “Only good things, right?”

The smoke machines were going ham and the air inside the rented club was getting way too hot. Someone had brought along a bubble gun, so colorful glycerin blobs now bobbed through the air and occasionally landed on a person’s head. “Ok, nächster Take in 3, 2, 1!” Luca began filming and just how the instructions earlier had said, everybody started jumping around and dancing, mimicking the nightlife at a club. Music boomed trough a speaker, helping Aggu keep the pace and time his gestures correctly. The lights flashed, you purposely spilled your drink while dancing, the messier it looked, the better. It all began to feel more and more like a fever dream. Aggu had lit a cigarette and was wildly gesturing at the camera while singing to the lyrics, the melody of which flowed through the crowd.

Ich rapp' darüber, was in meinem Leben passiert, Treff' 'ne Granate im Backi, die meine Nägel lackiert, woah, mh Sie sagt mir: „Komm, wir gehen von hier“ Weil der Backstage Arsch ist wie ich später bei ihr.

Next up was a scene at the backstage, Luca had insisted stubbornly that you should play in that scene. Two seats were smushed into a corner and a few things were thrown around to make it look messy. You propped yourself in one of those seats, facing Aggu. He was rapping about something something nail polish, but all you knew is that you had to whisper in his ear for a take. Carefully, you leant closer to him, your back was turned against the camera. His scent was intoxicating, a light hint of smoke lingered on him. Feeling a bit cheeky, you laid your hand on the front of his shoulder, practically resting yourself against him. A slight flush spread across your cheeks at the proximity, you were thankful that the camera wasn’t filming your face.

Aggu leant over the bar and let out an exhausted huff. “Fertig!”, Luca grinned from one ear to another. The takes you had now were pretty damn good and even though it was fun, everybody was happy to finish the video shooting. “You ok?” You spun around on one of the barstools. “Hm?”, he hummed while tiredly lifting his head from where he was resting it, buried in his arms. “Yeah, just tired. But I’m happy with how it turned out.” You nodded lightly, stopping your endless spinning. “C’mon, I’ll sponsor you a Cig.” Even under the ski goggles you could see his eyes light up.

You placed a cigarette between your lips and then held out your pack of Parisiennes to him. The two of you were sat on the step of some stairs at the back entrance of the club, your legs touching. “You got fire?”, a slightly embarrassed look flashed over your face. Somehow you always forgot to bring your lighter – or you lose it by the time you need it. “Mhm.” Aggu hummed. He had taken the ski goggles off and once again you found yourself glancing at his eyes. He expected you to take the lighter into your own hands, but you just held your cigarette in place and leaned in towards him. A few strands of hair loosened and fell into your face. He couldn’t help his breath hitching at the closeness, he could smell your cologne. It smelled like green tea mixed with a minty undertone, or to put it differently, a breath of fresh air. It took Aggu a second to register your movement, but he then reached his lighter forward, holding the flame to the cigarette between your lips. The orange light illuminated your face and made it glow; he was mesmerized. Your eyes fluttered open and you caught him looking at you, a slight smile spread across your lips.

Ich bin balla-balla Komplett gaga Parisienne im Mund, ich bin ein toller Macker

With a sweet, slightly stupid grin he lit his own cigarette. A light chuckle escaped you, he seemed to fancy you as much as you fancied him. He took a long drag of his cigarette before leaning against your shoulder, the nicotine rush fuzzing up his mind.

Ich bin balla-balla Komplett gaga Ihr Swag 2010, sie trägt einen Rock mit Brakka

[queen-of-the-avengers]

Game Day

Pairing: NHL!Steve Rogers x Female!Reader

Word Count: ~1.9k

Warnings: fluff

Summary: You're a nanny for a famous NHL star player whom you have a major crush on. You take his son to one of his games, which he loves, but it's revealed later on that Steve wasn't playing for his son... he was playing for you.

Squares Filled: engagement (2021) for @avengersbingo

Author’s Note: any and all comments are appreciated <3

x

You’ve been sitting in the driveway for five minutes just contemplating whether or not you should go inside the house. This is your job. You shouldn’t be nervous. You’ve been coming here for two years. Should you look for a new job? Would that make things better? With a shake of your head, you get out of your car and head up the porch steps to the house.

You don’t even have to knock. Steve knows you’re coming over.

“Steve? I’m here,” you announce as you enter.

Steve doesn’t come down right away and you breathe a sigh of relief. You’ve had a major crush on him since you started working for him, but you’re his kid’s nanny. You can’t do anything with him anyway. Instead of facing your feelings, you push them down in hopes you can survive another day. It sucks because you love babysitting his son, Jasper. He’s such a sweet boy and has grown into a very energetic kid. You’ve been with Steve and Jasper since Jasper was born after Steve’s wife left him.

“Y/N!” Jasper squeals when he sees you.

Jasper runs over to you on little legs, and you scoop him up when he gets to you.

“Hi, Jasper! I’ve missed you so much!”

“I miss you!” he grins and hugs you tightly.

Steve comes jogging down the stairs to the left of you and your mouth immediately goes dry at his outfit. He is on the New York Rangers NHL team so he’s dressed in skin-tight clothing that will go under his official uniform. However, the skin-tight spandex stretches over his chest so deliciously that it’s taking everything in you not to set Jasper down and feel his bulging muscles. He has a game he needs to get going to so he asked you to babysit last minute. His sister was going to take him but she backed out at the last second due to medical reasons.

“Thank you for coming on such short notice,” he says.

You put Jasper down and he runs off presumably to get something for you.

“It’s no problem. I love being here.”

“Well, you know my schedule and everything about Jasper. I won’t have my phone on me so if you need anything, call Bucky. I asked him to be on call if anything happens.”

“Steve, don’t worry about any of this. I got this.”

“You’re the best.” He brings you in for a hug which causes you to stiffen up. His clothes don’t do a good job of hiding how strong he is. He is built like a monster even though he is one of the sweetest men you’ve ever known. “Oh, I’ll be home late. The team will probably want to hang out afterward, win or lose.”

“You guys are going to win,” you smile and pull away from him, “but I don’t mind staying a bit later. Be careful, it’s snowing a lot.”

“Nice to know you worry about me,” he winks.

Just like that, he’s gone. You let out the breath you’ve wanted to let out since seeing Steve in his uniform. Jasper comes back with a picture he was coloring shortly before you got here.

“Alright, Jas, what do you say? Want to surprise Daddy at work?”

“Yeah!” he giggles.

“Okay, let’s get ready.”

You were planning on going to the game with tickets you bought yourself, but what better way for Jasper to show his support than to be there for one of his dad’s games? Steve knows you love going to his games so he’s reserved seats for you if you ever wanted to go. It doesn’t matter if you go or not, those seats will always be available to you for every single game he plays.

You and Jasper get ready before getting into the car, and you make the careful yet short long ride to the stadium he’s playing in. The snow is coming down but not hard enough to keep people off the roads. Luckily, you’ve lived in New York all your life so you can navigate a few icy roads.

When you pay for parking, you two head inside and find your seats quickly. They are some of the best seats in the house, right in front. There is a small ledge between the glass and the wall that someone can stand on if they’re small enough. Jasper is only two, so his small feet fit perfectly on the ledge. You allow him to stand there while holding his legs so he doesn’t fall over.

Steve and his team skate onto the ice, and Jasper gets so excited that he starts doing a little dance and clapping his hands. Damn, he looks so good in his hockey uniform. He doesn’t have his helmet on yet since the game hasn’t started.

“Daddy!” he grins and taps on the glass with his tiny hands.

Steve skates around to get used to the feel of the ice beneath him. He looks at the audience in curiosity when his eyes lock on yours from across the rink. A smile breaks out on his face but he keeps himself from skating over to you. He waves at Jasper who waves back and you almost melt at how cute their relationship is.

The game is about to start but he is going to do his best to make every shot knowing you’re out there watching him.

The game starts off without a hitch, and you sit on the edge of your seat hoping Steve’s team wins. It’s neck and neck until the ref calls for a timeout to settle a disagreement on the points the Rangers just scored. Steve takes this moment to skate over to you and Jasper while taking his helmet off. He puckers his lips which means he wants a kiss from Jasper, and the small child kisses the glass since that’s the best he can do. Steve kisses the glass right over his son’s before winking at you.

It’s the smile combined with the wink that makes butterflies erupt in your stomach. Why did he wink at you? Was he hinting at something more? Was it just friendly? He’s sending you mixed signals that are making you confused, but the last thing you’re going to do is ruin it and confront him about it.

The rest of the game went really well for the Rangers, and they won 38-30 just as the buzzer sounded off. Everyone who is in the stands are Rangers fans, so almost everyone cheers for that team. Steve and his team had to get off the ice fairly quickly and into the locker rooms so you didn’t have time to catch him after the game. Plus, he did say that he and his team are going to hang out afterward, win or lose, so it’s time to pack up and get back home.

“Alright, did you like that game?” you ask Jasper when you walk into the house.

“Yeah! Daddy was awesome!”

“Yeah, he was,” you grin. “I’m glad you had a good time but it’s nearly bedtime. I’ll read you your favorite story.”

“Okay!”

“Go brush your teeth and I’ll be right there.”

He runs off to his room while you grab a boxed dinner from the freezer. It has to microwave for ten minutes so you pop that into the microwave and heat it before going to Jasper’s room. He’s not a fan of brushing his teeth at night which is why it only took him thirty seconds to do it, but you’re working on getting him to do it longer.

Storytime only takes six minutes because Jasper is wiped out by today’s events. He didn’t do a lot of running around but he did do a lot of cheering and eating stadium foods. Bedtime has always been easy for Jasper, which you are grateful for.

By the time you got changed into comfier clothes, your dinner was done. For the next two hours, you eat dinner, drink some wine that Steve bought specially for you, and watch one of your favorite TV shows that you’ve seen a million times.

You don’t even realize you fell asleep until Steve got home two hours after that. He shakes off the snow from his jacket before hanging it up and finds you sleeping on the couch with the TV on low volume. Your half-eaten meal and empty wine glass sit on the coffee table, and he lets you sleep a little while longer as he cleans up your mess quietly.

“Doll, wake up,” he whispers and moves some hair away from your face. 

You jerk awake but calm immediately when you see it’s Steve. You look at the time and almost curse because it’s so late. You weren’t meant to fall asleep but you had an extra glass of wine that put you right out.

“I’m so sorry. I didn’t mean to fall asleep.”

“I don’t mind. I only woke you up because you can sleep on something much more comfortable than this couch.”

“No, I should just go home. It’s pretty late.”

You get up and stretch, and Steve can’t help but look at the patch of skin that shows when your shirt rides up slightly.

“Y/N, it’s snowing pretty bad out there. I had a hard time seeing the road while coming back. Just sleep in my guest room. Honestly, it’s not a problem.”

You should have said no. You should have insisted on going home, but you didn't. Instead, you nod in agreement and follow him to the guest room. You have kept some of your clothes in here from when you had to stay the night previously, so you use those for tonight. After brushing your teeth and doing half of your skin-care routine, you get into bed. Snow isn’t as loud as rain when it hits the window, but you can see it through the shadows and patches of moonlight outside.

It’s hard to fall asleep knowing Steve is only a few doors down from you. Suddenly, there is a knock on the door and you know Jasper didn’t do that. You get out of bed and tread through the darkness to the door. Steve is standing outside fiddling with his hands. There is enough moonlight to light up his face so you don’t bother putting the lights on.

“Is everything okay with Jasper?”

“Yeah, he’s okay. He’s sleeping. I just didn’t thank you for bringing him to the game today.”

“I was already planning on going and figured what harm could it do to bring him along? He had a lot of fun, and he loved seeing you on the rink. You played really well.”

“Yeah, I had someone I needed to impress out there.”

Your heart beats faster at his words but you try to keep the conversation neutral.

“Well, your son was very impressed by you.”

Steve raises his arms to lean them against the frame of the door and moves a bit closer to you. Even in the darkness, you can see how blue his eyes are.

“That’s not who I was trying to impress.” You don’t think you can say anything to him even if you want to. What would you even say? He leans in closer until there is only a few inches between you. “Were you impressed by me?”

“What are you doing?” you whisper.

“If you tell me you’re impressed, I’m about to kiss you. So, were you impressed?”

“Maybe a little,” you tease.

He leans in the rest of the way and kisses you, and just like that, everything between you two changes. He only kisses you that night but makes it a point to do so after every game he plays for the rest of the season. Even when the season is over and done with, he still kisses you as if you’re the only woman that matters to him… and you are.

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[jay7543]

okay so I absolutely LOVED your king!Konig x reader! I was wondering if you could do a Mechanic Konig and male reader? So reader has absolutely no idea how to fix his car and he goes to Konig’s shop for help, it can be fluffy or smutty

I love your posts and I can’t wait for the next update!!

Your hot new mechanic, könig

M4m

Sfw

Thank you so much! I’m so happy you liked it, I feel like there needs to be more gay/ bi man stuff so I am happy to provide. It’s a bit shorter than my other stuff, but I might make a part 2 that has more spicy stuff, so let me know if you want that too

Feel free to make requests!!! Doesn’t have to be cod

You have had your car for a pretty long time, by all accounts it’s an absolute piece of shit, but you love it. Lately you’ve been having so many problems with it, every fucking light is on and you just don’t know at all how to fix it, and honestly, you don’t care that much either, but your friend told you about a new mechanic nearby, and apparently he’s hot. You decide to call him

Reader-“hello? I’d like to bring my car in”

You say hesitantly, really not wanting to spend the money but also not sure about this supposedly very hot guy

König-“Ja, sure, come in when you can”

He immediately hangs up the phone, not even asking your name, well, if he’s as good as you’ve been told then who cares. You drive to his shop, not far from your house. When you get there he’s already waiting outside wearing partly ripped jeans and a white, sweat soaked t-shirt, almost as if he’s trying to show off, you guess he doesn’t have any other customers. You park near him and get out.

Reader-“hey uh, I talked to you on the phone?”

He looks you up and down, taking in you and your average looking self. You do the same to him, yet he looks a lot better, his hands covered in dried oil, his shirt soaked in sweat, his bright blue eyes staring at you, you can even see his abs through his shirt.

König-“I know, so, what’s wrong with it”

Reader-“uh, well, I don’t know much about cars, every light is on though”

You say with a nervous smile. He keeps his blank look and sticks out his hand, assumably for your keys, you hand them to him. He opens your door and pops your hood, doing…well you have no idea, you assume he’s doing what he’s supposed to, you hear him yell

König-“Was zum Teufel! When was the last time you changed you oil, or changed the damn battery”

You look around, debating whether or not you should talk

Reader-“well…I guess a few years”

He peeks out from the hood and glares at you

Reader-“I can pay whatever you need, i-I just don’t wanna get a new one. I don’t know a lot but I really like this one you know”

You say quietly, getting a bit embarrassed and sentimental about your shit box car. His gaze softens and he nods

König-“well, it won’t be easy, nor cheap, but i understand, and I’ll get it done”

He closes the hood and walks over to you, only a few inches away, you blush a bit as you start to smell whatever cologne he has on mixed with his sweat, it smells oddly good to you.

König-“you know, you’re a very pretty man, I’m not surprised you don’t know much about cars”

He chuckles. You blush even more, he called you pretty!

Reader-“I uh…well I guess you’re right. And thanks for the compliment, you look nice too”

He smiles at your obvious nervousness.

König-“let me go get something for you”

He walks away and comes back a few minutes later, he hands you a set of keys to a nearby car, an average car, nothing special but a car nonetheless.

König-“since you clearly can’t drive yours, use one of mine, I do expect It back however”

Your mouth hangs slightly agape, he’s letting you borrow his car till yours is fixed? This has to mean he likes you.

Reader-“well I-can I get your number? So we can call and text about my car. I don’t wanna have to call your shop”

He smiles and exudes an aura of confidence, as if he was waiting for you to ask. He grabs a piece of paper out of his pocket and a pen he had to write his number. He he takes your hand and places the paper in yours, keeping it held in his

König-“you know, feel free to call me, even if it’s not about your car, I know more than just cars.”

He kisses your hand and leans in to whisper in your ear

König-“I also think I could please you. No?”

He smiles and pulls away, letting go of your hand. You’re so shocked that you can’t even come up with words to respond, you just nod and stumble over to the car he’s letting you borrow. You’re definitely gonna call him

[wordsbyvani]

My gift for @comfortless. Congrats on your milestone, beloved!💖

Today is the spring equinox in the northern hemisphere (my favorite season), so... a little blurb. König goes on a cute picnic date with his lovely. No content warnings, just pure fluff. :o)

“Thanks for doing this.” 

“Ja.”

This is ridiculous. He shouldn’t feel this nervous. 

Willing, praying, his palms stay dry as you both walk together, hand-in-hand, through the forest, toward the lush glade you’d talked so much about.  

Rays of sun peek through wispy clouds, a light breeze rustles branches budding with fresh blooms. A sparkling lake ripples, casting sparkles and glimmers through cracks in the tree line. Colors, green, life paint the area in messy splotches, having yet to find their place in nature.

Spring is here.

You had droned on endlessly about your love for the season, your excitement for the earth to come alive once more. Perhaps you thought he paid no mind to your silly ramblings. But he did. Every detail, every word, every expression; he drinks in every drop. 

Even though you haven’t known each other long, it feels like forever. Everything flows naturally; conversation comes so easily. For once, in a social setting outside of work, he doesn’t feel nervous. He wants to talk to you, wants to spend time with you. 

He simply wants… you.

So of course, when you mentioned how excited you were for warmth, for sun, he planned something right away. Shyly approached you with his request for an outing, which you readily accepted. Silently pleaded with the weather to cooperate as he planned, waiting for the day to arrive. 

Now here you both are: strolling through nature, his heart leaping whenever you pat his arm and point to whatever catches your eye— a picnic basket in one hand, you in the other. He can’t imagine a more perfect moment than this.

You fit right in with the surroundings. Your laughter, your being— the birth of something new within him, just as the earth births new life. He didn’t used to think much of spring, more of a winter guy himself— tucked away, cozy from the cold world. But now he supposes spring is pretty, pretty like you. 

You reach the spot, a large tree surrounded by patches of grass and the beginnings of blooms. A blanket is placed between the gnarled roots that welcome you, settling in and chattering as you unpack the basket.

He isn’t certain whether it’s the sun or you bringing him warmth. He wants you to be his sun, his moon, his entire universe. Or perhaps you already are. You glow brighter than any celestial body as you serve him portions of food from your favorite restaurant; how could he possibly know you loved this place? But he’s made it his goal to learn everything about you. 

Maybe he’s a creep. Should have admired your beauty from afar; afraid to interact with it, to touch it. He’s known to destroy lovely things, a touch from him pure corruption. But he couldn’t help himself. He’s selfish, obsessed, craves the vision that is irresistibly you. And by giving it a chance, giving in to his self-centered desires, a new type of beauty grows along with the changing of the seasons. 

Picking at his food while you prattle on about how nice it is, how you’re glad you guys are doing this, he waits for the perfect moment. One where he dares take the leap, dares take your relationship to the next level. Beyond the shy glances, chaste touches, innocent hand-holdings. To claim this piece of heaven as his own. 

He feels like a silly teenager; fiddling with frays in the blanket; eyes darting wildly to avoid meeting your own as you pull out dainty desserts to share. If he thought the years of hardness, years of confidence grown could calm the squirrely feelings and nerves, he thought wrong. His piece of frilly cake is left untouched as he watches; the way you savor your treat, savor this simple moment in time, savor life. He wants to savor it with you. 

Taking a deep breath, he gathers every ounce of courage he can muster as he zeros in on the frosting gracing the edges of your lips. Your focus from the delectable thing shifts to him instead, eyes wide as he leans closer, locking a stare with neverending pools of tenderness hidden behind a fog of weariness. 

“Ah, you have…”

“Wha-”

A collision of his lips with your own cuts off your mutters, time frozen, electricity pulsing between skin. 

His hand moves on its own, calloused fingers cupping your cheek, pulling you closer yet somehow not close enough. He runs his tongue to collect the speck of frosting, but the taste is incomparable to your sweetness. 

He’s dizzy in the head when you don’t pull away, but rather lean in to meet his advances. Lips parted to allow exploration, giving him permission to take, to indulge. Faint moans from the back of your throat drive him wild, the urge to take the sound between his teeth and rip them to the surface so he can hear them properly nearly overtaking him. 

He’s never been riddled with a passion such as this before. It’s not his first kiss, but it is his first kiss with you. A kiss with someone who truly matters, with someone dare he say he loves. One who awakens feelings and sensations he thought impossible for himself to experience. 

Sure, he’s basked in your warmth, taken in the comfort of your aura. But being engulfed in it now, he knows he can never go back. He’s selfish, he wants more, wants neverending. Never wants this instance to end.

But when you do break apart, heavy breaths and tousled hair make the two of you quite the sight, he doesn’t miss the twinkle in your eyes he’s been dying to see up close. A sparkle that invites him to lose himself in the pool of a neverending cosmos, a bid to which he would happily oblige. 

He tsks while pulling away, contemplating the flavor of the sweet and of you. “There was frosting.” 

You let out a snort, a smile forming at his attempt at a cover-up. “That was cheesy.”

He feels heat shoot from his cheeks to his ears, attempting to avoid the grin that illuminates your face lest he turn redder than he already suspects himself to be. 

“Tut mir leid…” he mumbles, unable to shake the feeling of fear creeping from somewhere deep within. A place that holds those dark thoughts, insecurities, things that can’t be covered with feigned confidence. But any idea that he may have muffed what he suspects to be his greatest gift from the universe is squandered when gentle fingers brush against his jaw, beckoning him to look in your direction.

“I like cheesy.”

Warm, willing lips pressing against his once more signify his success. He is yours, and you are his— everything and anything he could’ve ever wanted. Whatever was growing and budding between the two of you is now fully in bloom. 

Spring is most definitely his new favorite season. 

[neomujinjja]

Not according to plan

Pairing: Myung Jaehyun x reader

Length: 775 words Genre: Request, Fluff

Warnings: birthday setting, confession, crying / wanting to cry, reader isn't in the first half, my attempt at a poetic confession, dramatic jaehyun & reader, abrupt ending(?)

Synopsis: Jaehyun decides to confess to Y/N at their birthday celebration he planned. But things don't exactly happen as he wants, but the boys lucky convince him that he can still confess.

Note: Sorry that this took so long, Anon. But I hope that you enjoy this imagine & it's close to what you were thinking. I finished writing this before work so i apologize if the end seems a little rushed. What does everyone think of the new comeback, though?

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Jaehyun smiled in satisfaction as he looked at the decorations he set up around the room. 'Perfect timing' he thought as he heard the dorm door beep open. Jaehyun rushed to the members, crowding them in the entryway. "Let me see the cake," he asked with hardly contained excitement.

"Hyung.." Woonhak trailed off, an awkward grimace on his face.

"There was a mishap with the original cake," Sungho spoke up, pausing as he passed the cake container (that apparently didn't hold his cake) over to Jaehyun's hands. "But we bought a different one that Y/N should still enjoy." Jaehyun blinked blankly before clearing his throat. He trusted the older male so it'd be okay as long as everything else went to plan.

"Okay, what about the flowers?" he turned to face Leehan and Taesan.

"Ja-Jang!~"

"Perfect, but where's the second bouquet?"

"What?"

Jaehyun lowered his head, taking a deep breath to hold back his tears. "Riwoo-hyung, please tell me, that picking up the necklace went better?" He was nervous now; the necklace was supposed to be his cherry on top. Jaehyun planned on giving it to Y/N after his confession. The silence that followed increased his anxiety.

"The necklace wasn't in the store. Sorry, Jaehyun," Riwoo apologizes. Jaehyun's worst nightmare had come to fruition in front of his eyes.

"Everything's ruined. I can't confess anymore," he whispers to himself, but the rest of the boys hear it as well. They look around at each other, feeling guilty at the state of their leader.

"Hey, it'll be okay. You know Y/N; they wouldn't want a superficial moment. Don't let this stop you," Sungho says as he places a hand onto Jaehyun's shoulder.

"Yeah, Sungho-hyung is right. Let's continue setting up and it can still be a nice moment, hyung" Taesan adds. The other members all chirp in, agreeing to the sentiment.

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"Hi, Hakkie," you greeted the younger male as you walked into their dorm.

"Happy Birthday, Y/N!" he greeted back with his signature smile. Your smile grew as Woonhak led you into the decorated living room.

"Aw~" you started, "you guys didn't have to do all this"

"It was all Jaehyun-hyung's idea" Leehan says before passing a costume crown to you. You turned to the said male, your heart fluttering at his effort.

"Thank you, Jae." you walked over to him, giving him a hug and peck on the cheek. Jaehyun blushed with a silly smile growing on his face. The other boys took the moment to quietly escape to the kitchen.

"It's no problem. You deserve it all," he says bashfully. Jaehyun gently takes your hand, leading you to sit down on the coach. "I have to tell you something," he tells you, looking at your clasped hands. You nod, rubbing your thumb over his hand.

"You can tell me anything," you reassure him while scooting closer. His other hand rubs at the back of his neck before he looks up at you.

Jaehyun's cheeks are flush at your words and actions.

"I like you. Whenever I'm around you, I become a love-sick fool. I can't think because you turn my head to mush & I can't breathe due to the butterflies you cause in my chest. I'm so enamored by everything you do. And I can't bare only having your friendship, I want more." Jaehyun stopped, searching your face for any sign of uncomfortably. While he knew his confession would change the relationship but he didn't want to force anything onto you. But to his surprise, there were tears streaming down your face. "Why are you crying? What's wrong, Y/N?" Jaehyun asked, closing the distance between the two of you. He brought you into a hug, your head resting on his shoulder. His hand moving to pat your head in a comforting manner. Instead of responding, you shook your head while crying harder. "Are you okay?" he asked in concern. When Jaehyun thought of confessing, he didn't imagine there would be tears involved.

"I'm okay," your voice came out brittle as you responded. Pulling away from Jaehyun's shoulder, you tearily looked into his eyes. With the male's shirt in a vice grip, you nasally confessed back.

"Then why the tears?" Jaehyun said lightly chuckling as he did, his hand caressing your hair.

"I'm just really happy," you replied, still sniffling and tears rolling down your cheeks. Jaehyun smiled, moving to wipe them away while cupping your face. He leaned in close, space non-existent between the two of you, lightly pecking your lips with your approval. The both of you jumped as the other members re-entered with cheers and cake.

[biwritesfics]

Peaches & Patience

18+ Minors be gone ❤️

Jasper Hale x Fem! Reader

WARNINGS: Smut, patronization (in a hot way, at least for me), pushing but not breaking of boundaries.

I wake up blinking sleep from my eyes. I freeze my body, a cold heavy weight against my back. I relax as quickly as I panicked. I grin and roll over. “You stayed! I said you didn’t have to,” I greet the tall blonde who is taking up about 85% of my full size bed. “I said I wasn’t leaving you darlin,” His southern drawl is thick. God! He was a sleepless ageless vampire he should not have a morning voice let alone one that hot. “Still it’s nice of you.” I’m blushing heavily.

He chuckles deeply, pulling me into a gentle kiss. “I’m taking you somewhere, how fast can you be ready?” For him? Five seconds flat. “Hmm, thirty minutes if it’s casual and only if you stop me from switching outfits twice,” I tell him as we both know my indecisive nature. “Sounds like a deal sugar, your showers’ already running.” God he was perfect. “Thank you!” I give him a peck on the cheek before running off to take one of the most rushed showers known to man. I shave so quickly it’s a miracle I don’t skin myself.

I exit the steaming hot bathroom with my hair fixed, wrapped in a towel. Jasper had seen me looking much worse but I refused to walk out looking like a drowned rat. Strong stone cold arms wrap around my waist as I stand in front of my closet contemplating my outfit. He peppers kisses along my jawline before whispering oh so sweetly in my ear “You’re at the 45-minute mark, much longer and I'm dragging you out naked.” That's not the worst thing I can think of. “You pick then” I motion to the closet.

He picked very well, the green sundress fits perfectly. I climb in the car and Jasper hands me a warm butter croissant. I had learned not to question the magical vampire speed so I just accept the croissant happily. “Are you just not telling me where you’re taking me?” I question him between bites of buttery goodness. “You’ve got the right idea Darlin, don't worry your pretty little head about it.” He squeezes my thigh posessively to punctuate the sentence. To outsiders, it sounded patronizing but to me it was sweet. He was giving me the option to relax instead of overthink what was to come. Overthinking being something that I did often.

The scenery is picturesque as we drive out of forks usual rain into sunshine and fields. We approach rows and rows of trees. Jasper pulls off the road parking. I look at him quizzically. “You’ll see in a minute Sugar, you’ve just got to be patient.He reassures me, stepping out of the truck before walking to open my door and setting me down outside. He lifts me like I'm weightless. We walk hand in hand approaching the trees until I stop in my tracks gasping happily.

“Peaches!” I grin excitedly. “Took you long enough little one,” Jasper chuckles. “Jas peaches do not grow in Washington how-?” He grins “I knew a guy who knew a guy and here we are.” This beautiful gorgeous man had searched for Lord knows how long to find an orchard of my fruit. Most likely the only peach orchard in Washington. I tear up a bit and throw my arms around him. “Thanks, Jaz that's so sweet” He squeezes me tightly. “Anything for you babydoll”

I let go of his embrace and spin around in circles giggling madly. Jas produces baskets from the truck and carries me on his shoulders so I actually have a chance of reaching the fruit. I savor every moment. Each fuzzy peach smells more sweet and delicious than the last. He sets me down in the sun-speckled field. “Are you gonna try one?” I sort through the basket pulling out the ripest one. I sink my teeth into the sweet fruit the delicious flavor exploding on my tongue.

I groan happily as the sweet sticky juice dribbles down my chin onto my neck and chest. Jasper looks at me with an intensity that makes me blush. “Such a sweet messy lil thing” Those words do things to me I am not prepared for. He pulls me into a deep hungry kiss, his tongue demanding and receiving entrance to my mouth. I whimper softly as he takes the time to taste every inch of my mouth. He has me in his arms, my legs straddling his waist faster than I can process.

He presses my back against the bark of a tree but I hardly feel it as he claims my mouth. I can hardly breathe when he pulls away. He places soft yet hungry kisses along my neck that makes my sensitive skin sing with pleasure. I'm a goner, I feel my panties growing wet as he nibbles and sucks at my pulse point. “Jas,” I moan softly. “Good Girl, make those pretty noises for me darlin.” I'm a damned puddle; absolutely melted in more ways than one.

I gasp out loud as Jasper licks a bold stripe down my chest. He pushes the straps of my dress down slowly, leaving room for me to protest. I don't and he trails hickeys down my chest. I grip his hair tightly. “Jas! I-” “Shh Darlin I know, I can smell how wet you are, can almost taste ya, sweetheart.” He grins against my chest no doubt able to tell that turned me on even more. I mewl his name when his mouth wraps around my nipple teasing the sensitive spot suckling and swirling his tongue deliciously.

Jasper pays the other nipple the same attention sliding my dress the rest of the way down, leaving me in just my wet panties. He looks at me, his eyes dark and blown with lust. “So pretty, so sweet.” he purrs, kissing down my stomach. I’m squirming and panting with need. “Jas please!,” I beg. “Patience pretty girl soon you’ll be begging me to stop.” I shudder at the intention behind his words. He pulls down my panties revealing my glistening and swollen pussy. He lips a bold stripe down the length of my slit making me moan out loud. “Tastes so good babydoll,” He groans into my folds

I moan and whine as Jasper traces every inch of my cunt with his tongue before delving it inside me. “Oh-!” I cry out. He grips my thighs tightly pulling me closer working me up with every motion knotting my pleasure tighter and tighter. He traces his tongue around my clit and I shake violently. “Jas m’so close!” He grins against me and sucks my clit into his mouth, making me fall apart. I cum feeling like molten hot pleasure as he laps me up like the sweetest nectar.

“I try and squirm away as I grow more and more sensitive but he pulls me tight. “Not so fast Sugar we’re not done yet.” He growls, stretching me with his fingers,rubbing against my g-spot harshly. I moan and clench around his fingers feeling the pleasure spark and pulse throughout me. He presses his hand down, compressing my abdomen, making everything feel that much more intense. I wail as I feel something inside me snap and I squirt all over his hands. I gasp violently trying to catch my breath. Jasper leans over me grinning. “See pretty girl you just had to be patient.”

[loveanaox]

Enhypens personality Off Camera

(This was a request from @sungine , thank you so much for the request!)

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Jungwon

Cards pulled out: The hierophant, the fool reversed, knight of swords, temperance

Yeah so what im getting is that off camera he's a very traditional guy with traditional values here and there he shares it, off camera he still can be a bit reckless like all the kpop idols, cause we all know they're humans. A little neglectful. But even the cards say a leader lmao. Still witty, sometimes daring, very like single- minded. But ja

He's a balanced guy off camera and has a little bit of patience and calmness. It's like he doesn't let things get to him, but he only gets to himself. If you know what I mean.

Overall pretty good tbh.

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Heesung

Cards pulled out: Knight of pentacles, the tower, the hermit, queen of swords reversed

Okay damn, so off camera he is practical, logical, hard worker, making his dreams come true, but at the same time extremely chaotic, which causes him to like go home take a shower and think deep about what he has done and how chaotic shit is. Very pessimistic too which causes him to be very nasty at times and make cruel comments, bad at communicating too.

He's a good person deep down and he means well, but communication skills are bad and he's too focused on the bad and being perfect.

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Jay

Cards pulled out: four of cups, the empress, page of swords, seven of pentacles.

Okay so he's very in his head a lot and he's so in his head that he misses good opportunities for him and he even refuses some offers to him, idk if it's pettiness or just because he's so stuck in his head, but he had a lot of nurturing and creative energy, not shocked from all his Taurus placements.

But he's more on guard and tries to think before he speaks and tries to not get into arguments. But ja sometimes he questions things a lot. Too in his head, but nothing too bad. He should just get out of his head otherwise depression starts.

Overall chill, but ja something he should work on.

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Jake

Cards pulled out: Ace of wands reversed, chariot, seven of cups reversed and the devil reversed.

So I feel like off camera he does have a lack of enthusiasm and gets bored easily and has a blocked creative side. Idk what stopping it but I think he's fixing it rn. He's overcoming obstacles and has self-discipline and some will power in him.

He's too focused on materialistic things and I feel like he feels trapped, but I think he out himself in that trap not gonna lie, he tries to avoid these problems but I think he realized he can't now.

Now he's getting over his addictions and gaining control again. Yaya yaya

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Sunghoon

Cards pulled out: king of wands reversed, seven of cups, queen of cups, the emperor reversed

Idk this is confusing, so he can be very nasty and abuse his power and be a bitch, but still very emotional like nice and kindness and shit, womanizer bro. Anyways. He might break a lot of his promises

He has a lot of options and he procratinates a lot and has a lack of enthusiasm, I don't blame him.

But he's very controlling ngl and abusive, or abuses his power. He seriously needs to get a grip of himself.

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Sunoo

Cards pulled out: Nine of cups, five of swords reversed, two of swords reversed and four of pentacles.

So off camera he is still very cheerful, optimistic, confident and had a high self-esteem. But he can be a little relentless and be emotionally cold to some people and be like cold and gone.

He can be very indecisive and he holds onto his fears and anxiety a lot. But that's not all he holds on to, he holds on top people, his belongings, ect ect.

A little stingy ngl and ja very possessive.

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Niki

Cards pulled out: all reversed, knight fo swords, three of cups, ace of pentacles and ace of cups.

Damn. So he can be a little hurtful with his words and be sarcastic, sometimes a know it all, he goes with the flow and is a follower. So he just follows the group.

He had a lack of social life and friends which is sad and he has a lack of security and he can be a little stingy with his money, he's very heartbroken though. Ngl I can imagine, he basically doesn't even have a proper teenage fun years. He has blocked emotions and stuff. Shame man he just needs more friends and people that will hear him

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I hope you guys enjoyed the readings. Till next time. Byeeee

[klaprisun]

One Sunny Day

(Stardew Valley)(Haley x Female Farmer)

Chapter 38

Anxiously, I sit along my front porch the next day awaiting the arrival of everyone who would like to participate in my little get-together. Part of me thinks that absolutely nobody is going to show up for some reason, but I know that a few definitely should show up. Leah and Elliot being two that will come support me no matter what. As for everyone else, it’s hard to say. I desperately wish for Haley to hopefully feel better today as well so she can come over too. I would hate for her to miss out.

My farm is scattered with supplies and items for people to examine, admire and taste test. I know it’s not a tasting contest, but the best things to display usually taste the best. That and the people will need things to eat while being here. I have other refreshments set up that aren’t meant to be picked for display too.

Today feels more like an autumn day than ever. The air is crisp and if you don’t have a sweater it will be chilly for sure. I have a small campfire going on for people to warm up by if they need to, as well as blankets to sit on or warm up with.

To my joy, the first few people arrived at my farm. It was Sam, Vincent, and their mom, Jodi. Vincent takes one look at my farm as his eyes light up in excitement. Behind them, I see a whole wave of people walking up to participate in my event. I quickly stand up from my front porch, ready to greet everyone and explain what is going to go on. Unfortunately, I did not see Haley in the wave of people.

“Hi everyone! I didn’t expect such a crowd. I didn’t think anyone would want to come,” I sheepishly scratch the back of my neck.

“Of course we would come, Danny. You’re great!” Leah shouts from somewhere at the back of the crowd. It makes me chuckle but I continue my speech.

“I just wanted to say how grateful I am that you all welcomed me into your amazing community of Pelican Town. This little thing I got going on here was me hoping to thank you all, but also get everyone interacting and involved with my stand at the fair next week. I have such a hard time deciding on things that I need a LOT of help. So feel free to look at things, pick up things, dig up the crops that are marked with a star, taste things, and find things that you think I should put up for display at the fair next week. I have an empty table set up for everyone to put their voted items on, so I can go over what has been picked and narrow it down from there. Does anyone have any questions?”

To my demise, the only person raising their hand is Sam. I let out a small sigh and gesture to Sam to speak.

“What’s with all of those?” he waves his hand over to my project area that I’ve marked off limits. I feel my cheeks heat up and I shyly turn my face away as I reply.

“That’s…for Haley…”

The whole crowd erupts with “awws” and “ouuus”. I do an awkward smile and let everyone get it out of their system.

“We should have guessed,” I hear Elliot call out from the same area as Leah was. I see everyone start nodding their heads and laughing.

“Now not to be cliche or anything, but the most important rule is to have fun. Actually it’s “don’t hurt the chickens” but I know you guys wouldn’t do that. Please be nice to my little munchkins.” I gesture to the chicken coop which causes Vincent and Jas to immediately start running over there. The rest of the crowd breaks apart to go their separate ways as well, finding stuff to look at. I stand with my arms crossed, feeling pretty proud of myself.

I watch Pam immediately bring a glass of beer and a glass of pale ale to the empty table. She then went back over to where the other glasses were and started chugging them. I’m going to run out of beer and pale ale very quickly.

Leah and Elliot are giggling away by the wine bottles, each with a glass of some in their hand. I decided to make my way over there to talk to them.

“Someone’s been having an eventful few weeks,” Leah nudges me in the shoulder when I get closer.

“Yeah it’s been crazy. I can’t even keep up at some points. It’s all going so fast. I can’t believe I’ve almost been here for a full year.”

“Yeah only a few more months! I take it you are not going to leave any time soon?” Elliot asks.

“I don’t plan to. I have the life I’ve always wanted here. I could not ask for a better life at this point to be honest. Best decision I’ve ever made.” I start leaning against the table with the wine, kicking my boots around in the dirt.

“You could always go and get Haley a mermaid pendant if you are so set on staying and enjoy life here so much…” Elliot looks behind him, pretending like he wasn’t the one to just suggest that.

“I mean… isn’t it a little soon for that? We haven’t even been together for that long.”

“I thought lesbians always move faster than usual in relationships?” Elliot adds, making Leah laugh out loud.

I hold my hand up in Elliot’s direction to stop him from saying anything else, trying hard not to crack a smile. I didn’t try very hard because I broke into a huge smile with a few chuckles.

“I can’t believe you guys. You crack me up,” I say to the two of them.

“You have all winter to think about it since it doesn’t rain during our winters. Do whatever you think is best, Danny,” Leah tells me.

Our conversation is interrupted by Sam, Sebastian, Alex, and Abigail hollering me over to where I cut wood blocks.

“Oh no,” I whisper to Elliot and Leah. They give me sympathetic smiles and pat me off into their direction.

“What did you guys do?” I hesitantly ask, afraid to hear the answer.

“Nothing! We just wanted to know if you want to have a wood chopping competition?” Abigail asks me, all of their eyes looking at me with anticipation.

“You guys realize that with me here it’s hardly a competition, right?” I say while rolling up my sleeves, getting ready to join them. “What happened to finding things for the display?”

“We already found our stuff! It’s already on the table,” Alex points to the overflowing table. I cringe just looking at the mess realizing I still have quite the narrowing down to do despite everyone trying to help.

“Alright let’s make this quick then so I can go look at what everyone has picked,” I clap my hands together and yank my axe from the stump I use as my base. The rest of the townsfolk around my farm begin to gather to form an audience to watch our little competition. We decided that whoever gets the most wood chopped in a minute wins.

“Who is going first?” I question the competitors. They all pointed to Sam who was the only one pointing at me. He frowns when he sees that everyone was pointing at him, but takes the axe from my hands reluctantly.

“If you INSIST,” he hisses. I run into my house and come flying back holding a hand held timer I use for cooking. I crank it so that it will start at 1 minute and count down from there. I hold it in place until Sam announces he is set to go. He quickly throws a chunk of wood on the chopping block and calls out for us to start the timer.

We all watch in amusement as Sam has an absolute struggle of a time trying to chop the wood. His aim is quite off and it requires a few hits to each block of wood for them to finally break. When the minute had passed, he managed to chop 2 and a half.

Abigail had volunteered to go next. I know she has a bit of experience with swinging swords, so it should be a bit easier for her to do this than poor Sam. She sets up her first wood block and I start the timer. She manages to surpass Sam after half a minute, but only by two in the end. In total, she chopped 5.

After Abigail, Alex took the axe and decided to go. Repeating the same thing as the other two, I set the timer, let him set up the block, and let it go when he was ready. Alex constantly works out, so I have high expectations for him. He doesn’t need to worry about the strength, just the aim and form of swinging. If he can land it okay, he should be fine. They really aren’t huge chunks of wood, so it’s not super tough to break them on the first swing. He did manage to get nearly all of his split on the first time except for a few he missed his aim on. In total, he chopped 7.

Sebastian was last to go before me. I gestured for him to go next since I know this will be a piece of cake for me. He better go before me or else he won’t want to even try. I have no idea what kind of experience Sebastian has with this, so it will be exciting to see. I’m going to guess he will do just under Abigail, but maybe he will surprise me and beat her score.

One last time, I do the whole routine and he goes on his way, chopping at the blocks. He was better than expected, but he didn’t beat Abigail’s score. He ended with a score of 4 and had just almost the 5th one. He didn’t fully break it in time.

Now it was my turn. I cockily strolled up to the chopping block after handing Sebastian the timer. I snagged the axe from where Sebastian left it and got settled in place. I gave him a slight nod and off I went.

Just as I was about to hit the 7th one, I saw someone entering my farm from the corner of my eye. I hesitated on bringing down the axe because I was too busy looking over. It was Haley who had made a wonderful appearance. I quickly dropped the axe and bolted over to her, leaving the competition without a second thought.

“Where are you going?!” I hear them shout after me. I quickly point to where Haley is, not breaking my stride.

“I guess I win then!” Alex flexes for the crowd, bowing dramatically as he gets a round of applause.

When I met up with Haley near the entrance of my farm, her eyes weren’t focused on me. She was busy looking past me to somewhere off in the distance. Nearly forgetting, I finally clue in to what she is finding so interesting.

[stevenbasic]

Growing into the Job, Post 381: Photoshoot for Channel 5

“Wow you’re all so gorgeous,” Alicia Ray, new morning anchor at Channel 5 said as the small crowd of girls rearranged themselves at her photographer's direction. Since some of these photos were going to be used over the next couple of days, they’d decided to do this photoshoot in the waiting room of the old clinic, and wait for this weekend for the reveal of the new construction. “Your boyfriends are all so lucky!”

“Pffft… ‘boyfriends’?” Randi Mongillo chuckled, “that’s rich.” For today she’d dressed in a smart, simple black dress that showed off her nice legs, knowing there’d be cameras. She’d helped organize all this, the press for the grand opening, and would be half-glad when it was all over. 

“Oh, no boyfriends?” Alicia asked, dropping an extra dash of incredulity into her voice. Despite her new job as an anchor, she was here at this medical building on a regular reporting assignment. In the end the higher-ups had wanted her to cover this personally, even though it was obviously beneath her. Honestly, as far as she was concerned, it should have gone to Aly or Julie or some other reporter. Though she knew she had to focus on the assignment, there was also another reason for her to be here. After they were finished with this photo shoot for the stills they needed, and she’d done a couple quick interviews and some filler for the B-roll, she had an appointment in the clinic. She’d be getting her treatment, her next injection of this stuff that was making her prettier, more charismatic, more magnetic on cam behind the news desk. She knew she had it to thank for her recent advancements at the station, the squad of girls she was assembling like Aly and Julie and Marta, and for the whispers she was hearing of further promotions. Her imminent rise into the upper atmosphere of national news, she’d been told, could be meteoric if she played her cards smart. 

(Wait meteors go down, right?)

“Some of us had boyfriends before coming to work here,” answered Josie, also dressed up for the day and not wearing her typical scrubs. “Like, Stephanie,” she began, “Whatever happened to that guy you were dating from the gym?”

“Yeah I ended that shit, told him to find another place to work out,” responded the shapely blond gym bunny. She’d been posed to sit on the arm of a chair here in the office waiting room, to show off her muscular calves. 

“And Amelia, you were dating, like, three guys, right?”

The platinum blond beauty, statuesque in a plunging green dress that would have been mini on a girl six inches shorter, shrugged. She continued looking at her nails. 

“And Julia, didn't you dump Mark?” Angie asked. Not invited to the shoot, she was here anyway in her black, ribbed sweater; she’d removed the weird shoulder pads. She’d been the one to pick up Dr. J’s suit from the tailor, so she figured she deserved to be included. “I did the same with AJ.”

“Doctor Ja-…uh, this job is enough work for all of us haha,” Josie told Alicia, “We don’t need outside boyfriends that need us to take care of them, too.”

“Shanette has Scottie?” asked Bobbi, from behind the reception desk. The photographer, a sweaty little guy in his twenties, was snapping some stills of her and Brittni. She could tell that he thought she was cute.  

“Yeah they’re dating?” added Brittni. 

“Yeah I don’t know if I’d call it ‘dating’ anymore,” Shanette chimed in. “He’s adorable, but more like, I dunno. He’s like practice, like a substitute for…oh, here he is now!”

‘OOOOoooooOOOoooo!!’ cooed the whole crowd of them, the waiting-room full of staff members who’d been asked to the photoshoot (and Angie). 

“Who’s this handsome man?”

“Look at you!”

“Dr. J you look so nice!!”

The man, a short man in a suit and tie, came into the room where his patients usually sat and waited before their appointments. He tried to get his bearings. Most of the chairs had been pushed off to the side. There was camera equipment, some portable, stand-up lights, and a gaggle of gorgeous women.

“Okay well here we are!” announced the shapely news reporter, as she stepped towards the man, “Now we can get started. Hello Doctor, I’m Alicia Ray. I don’t think we’ve met.” She extended her hand.

Wow her grip is strong, Dr J noted, shaking the news lady’s hand. This woman, taller than him by a foot, was gorgeous in heavy makeup and a red sheath of a dress that hugged her buxom figure. Though he hadn’t seen her as a patient himself, he knew she’d been a study subject here, recognizing her name from charts and her face from the late-night news. Whether her appearance was natural for her or the “supplements” were doing her a world of good, everything about this woman - from her dark mane of hair to her shapely legs - was striking. There was something else about her, too, that brought Melissa to mind and suddenly he found himself looking about the room and wondering. Where is she? I thought she’d be here. His level of anxiety began to grow.

After a few barks at her squirrel of a photographer, Alicia had the photoshoot in full swing. The bunch of them, grouped together, posing.

“CHEESE!” Josie called.

“Say ‘Cheese’ Doctor J,” someone else directed.

The bunch of them were giggling, laughing. Alicia had them all in a good mood - aside from the doctor, who still looked a little nervous. Shanette had been licking her fingers, and continued to try fixing his hair. Shoes were changed, tops adjusted, hair fluffed, and lipstick reapplied. The estrogen levels in the room seemed to be climbing by the minute and Dr J - along with the wobegon, gangly photographer - was just trying to keep his head above water, swimming in it. 

“C’mon ladies, stick ‘em out,” Alicia sang, as more flashes went off, “if there’s one thing our male viewers like it’s BOOBS.”

Laughter filled the room and Dr J was suddenly hit by a face-full of Lakshmi’s chest. “Oh, I am sorry Doctor!” she exclaimed, making Josie hold back a giggle and Amelia let loose a full-on snort. 

“Patrick remember, your job is on the line,” Alicia suddenly snapped, as the photographer struggled with one of his reflector umbrellas, “There are at least five girl interns who could take your place, probably do a better job.”

“Yes yes okay Ali-....ma’am,” he answered.

Brittni and Bobbi giggled. 

“Is Melissa coming?” Dr. J finally asked, as the news reporter was taking a moment to straighten his tie.

“Maybe in a bit,” Alicia replied, stepping back to get out of the shot, “we’re doing a whole separate piece on her, so I already have a lot of her stills. But getting her in a group shot would be nice. Okay, everyone - ready? Pose!

“Cheese!!” sang Josie

Dr. J stood as straight as he could, but between Amelia and Shanette he felt like a dwarf.

The flashes went off. Again. Again and again. Girls were rearranged, Dr. J now made to sit in front of them all. Someone had said they should put him on Lakshmi’s lap, and everyone laughed. More flashes. At Alicia’s command, the photographer began showing the early pics, the results of his efforts, to her and the other girls on a connected tablet.

“Omigod, Dr. J, look at you!” Josie squealed, “it’s like you’re so different than the rest of us here now!”

“Yeah you’re so small,” Julia beamed, “So little and silly.”

”You’re like our goofy little play-man,” said Marisela, dressed in a bursting blouse which showed off cleavage and her tattoos. She’d been pretty quiet, up to this point. 

“ooooo you could be our little mascot!” Josie suggested.

“Oh yea! That’d be so cool!”

“Haha our little man-mascot!”

“Our ‘man-scot’!”

More laughter, which both made his skin crawl and his cock thicken. 

“Would you like that?” Randi asked, voice smoky, cocking her head. 

Some girls began laughing. Some were more reflective, thinking of the possibility. 

“No, seriously,” Randi cut back in, placing her hand on her boss’ shoulder but speaking to the group, “What if we used him like a mascot? Like, bring him around with us when we do these appearances they want us to do, show him off?” She was ‘Director of Social Media’ and her wheels were turning. 

“You mean at, like, these new satellite clinics they want to open? That we’re going to be traveling to? Maybe we can take him with us?!?”

“Yeah they want me to go to the Far Horizons opening in Cleveland. I wouldn't mind some company,” Josie said. 

“I’m going to Duluth.”

“They bought me a ticket to fucking Omaha,” drawled Amelia, checking the meticulously manicured nails of her right hand. She herself had already been considering bringing him on-cam with her, in one of her daily streams. The tips would be amazing; she knew her viewers would love to see him dwarfed. They’d already started asking for it. 

“I do not know if Melissa would like that, come to think of it,” Lakshmi offered, “him traveling without her?”

“Yeah you’re right Kiki,” Stephanie answered, “She’s gone pretty mama-bear these days.”

This whole time Dr. J had been stammering, trying to break into the conversation, but it was to no avail and he couldn't work up the nerve to raise his voice. This whole ‘mascot’ idea was dehumanizing enough (they couldn’t be serious, right?) but…huh?? Far Horizons was turning into a - what? - a chain? A franchise? This was the first he was hearing about ANY of this. What was happening?? He had to talk to Sheryl and find out what was going on.

In the meantime the girls continued to talk over him, leaving him to stutter in his disbelief. 

“After Amelia’s clip went viral he is kinda famous,” Randi posited, “We could use that, actually make him into a mascot.”

“Let’s talk to Lexi,” Josie suggested, “She’s our Marketing department, right?”

“I think they’re hiring her three new girls for her…”

“We could use his pictures in our new ads…”

“These are all great ideas, ladies!” Alicia Ray lauded, privately considering how she could use it, use this shrunken little twerp of a doctor to Channel 5’s - and her own - advantage. A private photoshoot maybe? A private, exclusive, interview, by her? That might do the trick. Especially if she had the right camera angles, him sitting alongside her. Or, maybe even better, she thought, if I got him to sit on my lap as we talked.

“We’re trying to expand? Hire even more girls?” Shanette offered, “That’d bring them in. They’d want the job just to see him.”

“Imagine how many clients we could get into the Evolution clinics in the new wing?” Stephanie suggested. She was being moved to the physical training department as a manager, and would be excited to be busy. Nothing helps motivate a girl to get big in the gym better than seeing a four-foot-eight twerp of a man walk in. 

Suddenly, the door to the main hallway opened up, and Aubrey stepped in. She’d been asked to be in the photoshoot but had declined out of shyness. Something about the look on her face made everyone stop, and turn towards her.

“Um, guys,” she announced, her voice shaking with worry, “A bunch of men in suits just came in. They have a bunch of papers. They say they’re lawyers...”

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thanks to ElephantPorn for the images of our team in the group photo, and RiF for editing work

[notahungryjoke]

Hun_groupchat talks

Alias the one, where Milos breaks Captain Domi's infamous skull necklace.

milos: i have to tell you something

ddibusz: I already don’t like this. 

milos: :’((( 

milos: but promise to not get mad

szancso: Oh, Lord, help us all!

milos: i may have, sort of, accidentally, broke the csk’s skull necklace

séfi: oh.

séfi: lol.

séfi: you are so dead.

séfi: like so dead. 

sallai_roli: How did you even do that? 

callumstyles: No, the question we should be asking is why did you even have that in the first place?

milos: Barni dared me to steal it 

séfi: lmao 

ddibusz: @vargabarna You are a grown man, why the hell are you playing dares to a kid?

vargabarna: it was supposed to be just a joke!!

vargabarna: then Milos dropped it

vargabarna: how was i supposed to know he would drop it??

ddibusz: Because you are the adult in the situation. You are supposed to be responsible! Mentoring him, guiding him, not daring him to steal his captain’s necklace!

adamartin: send picture. maybe we fix 

milos: *picture sent*

sallai_roli: Yeah, there is no fixing that!

milos: fuckkk:(((

milos: now what

callumstyles: Pray?

ddibusz: Milos, It’s time to face the consequences of your actions. It will be alright, just be honest and say you sorry.

vargabarna: sorry? lol, good one, kid was laughing like a madman like 10 mins ago

milos: bc im literally stressed!!

séfi: i can take you casket shopping. we will find you a nice, comfortable one. 

szancso: Stop freaking him out! He’s just a kid, he made a mistake, so what? We all make mistakes, it’s not that big of a deal. We just have to move on, you can't bottle up emotions like that, that will just put so much unnecessary stress on a young player, like Milos!

ddibusz: …

ddibusz: Is this still about the own goal against Serbia?

ddibusz: Because I am telling you, I am not mad. No one is. 

willi: Ja, it’s okay. Told you. 

szancso: Sigh, no, I was just talking some sense into Milos.

ddibusz: Sure. But still. It’s ok. We won anyway. Happens to the best of us. 

willi: Ja. 

szancso: Thanks guys. <3 You are the best.

ddibusz: <3

willi: <3

milos: uhmm sorry, can we get back to ME and how im literally going to DIE?!??!?!

sallai_roli: Just tell him. Say you sorry, that it was an accident. He’s not going to kill you.

kevinute: and if he does get angry and want to kill you, you can always just blame it all on @vargabarna

vargabarna: one day, bro, i will end you. 

kevinute: yeah, like how you ended your career when you signed for fradi? 

ddibusz: That was not nice.

séfi: no, but, it was fucking hilarious.

milos: ?!?!??!?!? im literally crying and throwing up, what do i do

sallai_roli: Tell. Him. 

szancso: Just go speak to him. If it doesn’t work out you can always hide in my room. I’m taller than Dominik anyway. 

milos: <3333333333333333333 szancso

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captaindomi: who the fuck broke my necklace?!

séfi: xdddddddddddddddddd.

sallai_roli: He didn’t tell you?! But it has been hours!

captaindomi: who?! bro, i was on the phone, then had to do press, i just got back like 15 minutes ago, and saw my FAV necklace broken, like wtf?!

sallai_roli: Oh, fuck me. 

callumstyles: fuck me, indeed.

sallai_roli: What?

callumstyles: what

captaindomi: so… who was it?

adamartin: the kid. 

captaindomi: elaborate??

adamartin: young. 

kevin_ute: i swear bro, its like you are trying to talk to a rock

vargabarna: why do you have to be such an asshole all the time??

kevin_ute: im not being an asshole, im being REAL, keep up old man.

ddibusz: He’s not even that old!

willi: Ja. Not old.

kevin_ute: well, he is older than ME

captaindomi: I DONT GIVE A SINGLE FUCK HOW OLD IS VARGA, WHO BROKE MY NECKLACE?!

baloghboti: Hello! Sorry to interrupt, I just wanted to say, that when Martin said “the kid” he didn’t mean me, because I didn’t do it. I swear, I was talking with Mr.Rossi about my time in Italy. You can ask him.

captaindomi: I know that it wasn’t you, don’t worry! <3

baloghboti: Thanks kapi! <3

captaindomi: ok, so looks like nobody will tell me

captaindomi: so, i will have to summon the big guns. 

captaindomi: @séfi, who was it?

séfi: why are you asking me, like you don’t already know it lol.

séfi: we all know who “the kid” is. obviously, the youngest one in the squad. go take a guess who that is.anyway.

milos: snitch:’(((((((((((

captaindomi: MILOS

callumstyles: Wow, he did actually snitch.

sallai_roli: It’s not actually snitching, because Domi summoned him and Séfi has a free pass.

callumstlyes: What, why?

adamartin: Neuer

kevin_ute: seriously, we all are just going to pretend that Ádám does not communicate like a caveman?

vargabarna: yeah, just like we all pretend you are not a little bitch

ddibusz: Enough!

gula: Who’s yelling in the corridor? It’s nearly eleven in the night, some of us are trying to sleep!

adammartin: the kid

gula: Why?

adammartin: fight

gula: Ok, thanks. 

kevin_ute: this is NOT normal

[yourimagines]

Hi! I really love your work and I was wondering if you could write a series for Nate Diaz.

It’s about Nate. He wants just like Nick someone who’s going to make a documentary about his life. He meets the reader and they slowly fall in love with each other over the years.

I hope it’s a good story for you to write about, if not I understand 🙏🏻

Yess, I really love this idea, I watch those short videos on YouTube about Nicks documentary. That guy has 7 years of footage and he’s trying to make it complete. Check out his YouTube channel Pink Grenade Entertainment to support Nick 👊🏻

Your life on camera

* English is not my first language I apologise

* Triggers: Swearing and fluff

Nate 30 years old , reader 25 years old

Part one is a bit short, part two will be longer

Nate POV

Nick told me he met the guy from the other night in vegas, Steve was his name. He’s going to record everything in his private life and will make a documentary about it. I didn’t think it was worth the time and effort but the guys at the gym made me think about it again.

“Why not? You can try and if you don’t like it you can stop.” Jake says as we both were watching the others train. “I don’t know, the guy seems nice but he also has other projects and I don’t know.” I was fiddling with my black belt as I told Jake that. “It doesn’t need to be him, you can search for someone else to do it.” I turned my head and looked at him. “Would you do it?” He nods. “Yeah why not, just try it out.” I looked back to the others. “Sure, why not.”

Y/n POV

I was shooting a small video for my brother’s friend Gilbert. “Thank you Gilbert for trusting in me today.” I shyly said as I grabbed my bag. “No worries y/n, your brother is a good friend and I saw your work so why not.” I shyly smiled and grabbed my jacket. “Thank you Gilbert, that means a lot to me. I’ll make sure this is all finished by the end of next week.” He gave me the thumbs up. “Sure, I’ll see it then, take care y/n.” I waved at him and left the place, ready to go home and finish this thing off.

“Hi mom, I’m going upstairs. I just had my first client.” She was standing in the kitchen, preparing for dinner. “Oh really?! That’s amazing honey. I’ll bring you some food when it’s ready.” I quickly walked over and kissed her cheek. “Thanks mom.” She smiles and waves me off. “No problem at all, now go upstairs and work on that project, we can talk later.” I nodded and went upstairs and sat down behind my computer. ‘She’s the best.’

Nate POV

Gilbert came in the gym, later than he’s usually is. “Hey guys.” He gave everyone a fist bump and sat down to wrap his hands. “Hey man, where you been?” I sat down on the ground and took a sip from my water. “I was at Josh’s, his younger sister just graduated in video and photography and I needed some new content for advertising, so we did some shooting and I’ll get it next week.” Jake hummed and slightly kicked me with his foot. “Nice, she’s good?” Jake asks as I shoot him a glare. “Yeah she good, I saw her work beforehand. Really cool stuff.” I nodded and Jake nudge me. “You know, Nate over here wants a documentary about his life. Do you think she could do it?” Gilbert looks up, looking between Jake and I. “Really?” I nodded slowly. “Dude she’s amazing, I saw some cool stuff. I think she’s very talented to do that for you.” Jake patted my shoulder. “See, easy.” “Should I ask her? Maybe you can meet her first and talk. Who knows.” I sighed. “Man I don’t know, a young girl filming me the whole time, this is not a place for someone like that.” I stood up and brushed my hands over my pants. “I don’t think I want her to be around this.” I waved around and walked away from them. ‘Stupid ideas.’

—— few days later——

The guys were whispering as I walked up to them. “Sup?” Jake smiled at me and nudge me to look to my right. I looked to our training room and Gilbert was talking to a young woman. “Who’s that?” “Y/n, Josh’s little sister.” I looked immediately at him. “No.” I said and Jake sighed. “She’s here for all of us, Gilbert asked if she could make some pictures.” I groaned and Jake smiled at me. “Just be nice, she’s a bit shy.”

Y/n POV

There I was, holding my camera as the rest of the guys walked in. “Just do your thing.” Gilbert says and walks away to his friends. I saw Nate freaking Diaz looking at me, he looked a bit annoyed and immediately looks away as he saw I was looking at him. ‘Great, he doesn’t like you already.’ “This is y/n, she here today to make some pictures, just ignore her and everything will be okay.” I shyly smiled at the guys. “Alright, let’s begin.” They all went to do their own thing. Gilbert walks away with Jake and they leave Nate behind. He starts to stretch his arms and legs. I sat down and made a few pictures of him. ‘He’s very photogenic.’ Something about him draws me closer to him, the way his aura flowed around him, just like with Gilbert…

The whole day went by fast and before I knew it I was on my bike riding back home. I immediately went upstairs and started up my computer and started to edit those pictures and videos of today. After a good solid 2 hours I was done, I emailed Gilbert the whole file, his private shooting and from today. I hit that send button and logged off, ready to lay down in bed and relax for the rest of the night.

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Yourname_captures: Big thanks to this guy for allowing me to capture some awesome photos 📸 👊🏻

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GilbertMelendez: no worries, you’re always welcome to come and shoot some pics 👊🏻

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Joshmma: awesome job lil sis 🔥

Yourname_captures replied: thanks big bro 👊🏻

[charlottedabookworm]

Dawntrail Day 7+8 (part 1/2)

spoilers up to: lvl100 msq quest Dawntrail

original draft date: 4-5/7/24

scheduled release for: 31/7/2024

working on day 7 so i’m merging these. since i’ve only got a couple hours i'mma do my tribals on picto and then do the instance i stopped at yesterday, hopefully get close to a dungeon/trial unlock but really not got much time. day 8 i'm finishing up msq 100% no matter how long it takes me and then hopefully doing the two optional dungeons!

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…completely forgot that zoraal ja gave the order to kill all the civilians in solution nine

nice way to start the morning

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“I have no more use of you, begone”

hmmmm thats an odd thing to say considering you were claiming he wasn’t your son before

fingers crossed nothings up with gulool ja

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annnnd fade to black with the echoing sound of an execution shot lovely haven’t heard that since shadow ringers

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pfft that last one!

except i really don't care what sphene thinks ngl

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otis is back!

yes!

really didn’t want to kill him

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damn

he was a good guy

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okay but-

where is erenville?

they wouldn’t kill him off offscreen i know that much but we’d better not find him dying i swear to fucking everything I will-

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*stares at crying child*

fuuuuck i really hope you're not a trap

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oh thank fuck he's alive

also sorry your mums dead and has been a probably a long time mate

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huh

he didn't mention it

why didn't you mention it erenville, what are you thinking rn?

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no, please

this actually is important information to have

considering your mum is possibly the same sort of endless otis is and she had to end up that way somehow

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love looking at this ngl

so much easier and nicer doing it as you progress through the zones

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i made it to the fifth dungeon unlock but since there's almost certainly a trial afterwards and i have barely enough time to do the dungeon if i zoom through it, i'mma wait and do it in the morning

soooo wondrous tails time for picto ig

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oh

thats just rude we didn't need that

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ayyy alphi esti and shtola!

only reason theyve shown up just before i should be unlocking a trial is cos it can be done in trust? maybe? pls?

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fuuuck that looks like a voidgate to me

zoraal ja wtf have you been doing

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oh?

could it maybe lead to whichever reflection the alexandrian's are from

final zone in another shard? maybe?

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so ig it’ll be like ‘we beat him he flees we chase’

boom final zone and trial and dungeon?

either that or sphene will actually be the final boss which still wouldn’t surprise me

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the framing reminds me of hades ngl

like it tho

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i know you're having a crisis but has it occured to you that you were born because your dad liked kids? like i know your entire existence is like. a miracle and gulool ja ja didn't know he could have bio kids til you were born but that man obviously lived for being a dad

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this music-

just gonna sit here and listen to this for a bit before i enter the trial lol

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genuinely forgot that y'shtola used to run around as a conjurer

it feels like so long ago now lol and i half expected them to have rdm healer ali again

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okay his second phase actually looks cool

and isn't a massive floating head sitting at the edge of the arena which gives many bonus points

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zoraal ja looks pretty dead to me and we still have a dungeon and trial to go so-

sphene, cachuia, or some third unknown threat? taking bets now

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yeah it’s sphene 100% isn’t it

‘deliver my people’ huh

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yeahhhh there we go

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once again, i agree with ali

how many will you slaughter, sphene, so that your endless (yourself included) will live another day

how many children will you sacrifice so that your may live your hundredth lifetime

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but they aren't remembered

i'm gonna scream how dare you say that when your system removes the memories of a deceased person from everyone who knew them

how dare you-

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how dare you bring his mother into this

his mother, who everyone from his village has forgotten because of your system-

i-

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don't worry koana, it's not the first time

this is basically a tuesday for me i'll keep your sister safe

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i love him he's so sweet

i'm so glad gulool ja didn't turn out to be a trap

that probably would have broken my heart

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that graphics update really looking peak on the af gear

wow

look at that metal

(now to time glam back over it)

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so thw question is

another dungeon immediately?

huh nope

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ooooooo it so pretty

it has canals

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cachuia i'm guessing

i see where erenville gets the pretty from

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oh

oh erenville love you're not going to take this well

your mother is dead and alive (did she get a choice? did they just pluck up her memories adn make her endless?) and she wants them all to die again

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i love this

but also raha breaking my heart every expansion he's in

love him for that

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oh so we're continuing to traumatise both erenville and wuk lamat i see

great

wonderful

thank you very much for that square

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screaming crying throwing up why are you doing this to me

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"I'm put in mind of Lyhe Mheg"

a tribe quest reference? in my final fantasy 14 msq?

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this cutscene is legit one of my favourite parts of the expansion

sure we gotta shut down the memories of all these kids but we'll give them something nice before that

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ayo wtf

those are kriles bio parents

so i see we’re spreading the trauma to krile to join with erenville and wuk lamat

glad she can maybe get some closure tho

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love raha running up to krile and her parents and just chomping down on ice cream to break the ice between her parents

he’s such a good friend

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....oh i hit the image cap.

alright part 2 incoming

[sparfloxacin]

helloooo, okay don't ask me why but for some reason I've been feeling really nostalgic about BC in the summer of '21 recently (mainly I guess because of how much content we used to get back in the days 🤧) and so I ended up spending most of my evening walk thinking about Aleksi and Olli spending time together late at night in Aleksi's studio, making music and drinking lonkero (because staying hydrated is important in the summer!) and they're having such a fun time together just giggling and joking around, and maybe it's because it's the summer after Eurovision and they're feeling exceptionally happy and carefree, or maybe it's because they're getting a little tipsy, but at some point they realise just how beautiful the other guy is looking and somehow they end up making out slowly and they get really into it too until one of them realises how funny/weird it is that they're kissing and they burst into giggles and go on making music until stupid o'clock and never talk about what happened ever again, because why should they? it was nothing but some drunken summer fun between bros after all, right? until some years later when they're on tour abroad and sharing a hotel room and one of them gets too drunk so that the other has to help them to bed, and the drunk one suddenly confesses how nice it was to kiss him that one time and 'you're a good kisser' just moments before passing out, and the more sober one is all 😳😳😳🫠🫠🫠 because he realises he wasn't the only one who's been thinking about that kiss all this time 😭

siiiiiiiiiiiiiiiigh 😔

hellooooooo!????!!!! ”the drunk one suddenly confesses how nice it was to kiss him that one time and ’you’re a good kisser’ just moments before passing out” I love all of this but especially this part made me hnghghhhghhghhgghh 😩🫠🫠 why is this 100% Olli 😭😭

but yes yes yes yes!!! summer of 2021 🥲💕

I was about to talk about that car interview and how they watched their old gig videos but then I remembered it was 2022 🤧 anyway I wonder if they sometimes look back to those 2021 fond memories and how they fell in love 🥺💕💗💖

and aaaaaaaaaaaa I’m sure they’ve had those drunken (kännissä ja läpällä) kisses a lot and then never talk about them again 😩😩😩😩

thanks for the ask hope you have a great evening 💗💗💗

[ayyponine]

much like last year i got to enjoy some studio visits this weekend B)

(commentary in addition to description linked to each photo individually)

started out fresh w an art gallery (1, 2, 3) w some cool, colourful, eclectic and playful pieces on display. made a quick stop at work to say hi to a colleague i hadn't seen in a while before making my way to

my second location and biggest must-see (4, 5). Had a nice chat w artist who saw me look at one of her canvases frm the side so she was like lol do you paint or smth. bc i recognise how you're viewing these works when i go to a museum i do the same exact thing. I loved getting her perspective and a glimpse into her work process even if it's so different from mine idk it was cool! There was a whole collective of lil art studios scattered about the building surrounding a courtyard so i also entered a diff place and look. they were all about making zines. a group of ppl was chatting and making em. so i entered and was like hi ja sorry i kom ff binnenvallen maar ik weet niet goed wat er..... te bezine valt. which instantly made me cringe so hard i was ready to leave but the girl leading the workshop seemed thrilled to have me and explain the setup even if internally i was still like oh god why am i like this rip. i think i missed out on some more ateliers but mostly bc a lot of the artists were gathered in the lil courtyard having drinks and chatting and i was too intimidated to ask fr info or be spotted looking lost like some IDIOT so on i went rip.

quick stop at kids clothing shop which always cheers me up it's so whimsical and i want their stuff fr

Then onto 6, 7 where they had some cool stuff fr sure but the location was such a cramped and cluttered old row house and i had already spent my whole day walkign around in a T-shirt so especially trying to navigate around other visitors this was just not it babes. i moved on before having seen it all despite being interested bc i just needed to get tf out.

Managed my good deed fr the day when i spotted a confused looking older couple w a wheeled suitcase and personally guided them to their hotel

THEN on to this hidden lil atelier where i also went last year + attended a grand total of 2 life drawing sessions in the months after. again while arriving i was faced w the distinct feeling of having barged in on a private party of artists all at a table sharing a leisurely drink on a dreamy sunday afternoon rip BUT. the artist i talked to last time/followed the drawing sessions with was there, still knew me by name and made some small talk to help me feel welcome what an absolute gem. he even proposed i sit w them at the table & hang out fr a bit, when i said like hmm thank you but to just join up w a group of friends who all know each other it's a lil daunting he even said like but i know them, and i know you so its all ok :) i was internally like cool. i would takea fucking bullet fr you btw this is totally fine and i can not believe you are still willingly talking to me, the single most embarrassing person to ever exist in the world

anyway i did not accept the offer to stay fr a while but did chat w some of the other artists which was again super cool, to get more info on the diff works on display. they seem like a rlly sweet and charming collective of people and i wish i didn't feel so ashamed of myself so i couldve spent more time with them all but aint that the way. debating atm whether i should sign up fr another life drawing class or if the guy was only being nice bc he felt obligated and would actually prefer i keep my flustered and off putting vibes tf away from his personal and professional work space idk.

anyway. i had the wrong address so almost missed out on my last visit but in the final hour it was still possible i did manage to find the last location (8, 9) w an exhibit on themes of europe, durability and the meaning of home. there was a really cool piece on trees & difficulty in their sap stream where you could touch a chunk of wood and feel clicks resonate through a speaker mounted on the back, a glass installation on koekhappen re: jumping through hoops fr resource accessibility & probably my fave: the audio of welcoming messages. esp smth about the french speaker was so warm idk there seemed to be genuine relief in the confession of "je suis tellement heureuse de te voir, que tu m'as manqué" which also btw. god ive always loved that expression. ive missed you you have been missing FROM me or smth more in that direction of semantics i. insane

then biked on to my moms again to get some got damn. peace and quiet. and a cinnamon roll w vanilla ice cream <3