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phantom-does-a-thing · 1 year

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PHANTOM hey hi im being normal about ashe winters do you have any thoughts about her . (if not u can leave this ask no worries)

I keep forgetting you send me this ask Oli hold on ok I don't really have that many thoughts, but I will just give you the general way I characterize Ashe:

She/He swag.

I recently watched Yakko's beating every 3d sonic game in a week video and that for some reason has greatly shaped my view of Ashe Winters. Interpret that as you will??????? I have no idea how to explain it.

He and Vyncent stay back a lot whenever Will n Dakota go out bc they both have issues with being out in public (and neither of them like being alone)

she's the perfect balance actually to the triad bc it always means they're able to duo off and no one is left alone. Her n Vyn bond over not liking to be in public n also not being really human. With William bc they are both emo and with Dakota bc he is an extrovert that adopts introverts and is so charming.

whatever way I write Ashe, he will never be fully human in my mind, sorry can't write him normally.

If I give Ashe Wings: they're like silver wings the same color as her hair and she has feathers all the way up her back and behind her ears. She is super fluffy and there are even feathers in her hair. She also has VERY big wings like they are proportionate to her body, if she were not frail and vitamin deficient she would be able to fly with them.

But he also never takes care of his wings because he doesn't know HOW. No one ever tried to show him and he is too uncomfortable in his body to try and look up. It also doesn't help that his wings are MASSIVE. He can only reach like an itty bit on the inside of his wings, so preening is useless.

She can chirp and click and chitter and absolutely HATES that she can and that she does it unintentionally a lot. She hates it so much because she knows it's not normal and that that's not how to be human. So he tries to hold it back as much as possible.

I think it's silly bc Vyncent also chirps but they chirp in wildly different tones so it's always a jumpscare for both of them. But like a good jumpscare. Bc Vyncent hasn't heard similar tones in a long time and yet Ashe can also chirp and woah. We aren't that different actually.

The fact that Vyncent isn't human either is a big reassurance to Ashe. Like they bond fr!

if I give her scales!!! ohohohooo so silly. Idk what color scales she would have but they are iridescent and don't work very well to be scales, they are fragile and very weak. Her scales will break easily and constantly peel off bc gene issues and humans are not supposed to have scales.

She has scales on her cheeks (like freckles), down her neck, her shoulders/collar bone, at her hands and wrists, down her back and on her legs. They're a lot less noticeable than Mark's so she doesn't necessarily have to hide them as much bc if you don't look close they're hard to see. But they are very itchy and uncomfortable.

He wears a scarf and fingerless gloves both to hide the scales and to make them easier to deal with. Compression = doesn't itch as bad so it helps.

Mark gave him literally NO information on the scales thing. Like what the hell do you do when the only other person in the entire world that might know what to do or understand the situation is your FATHER who is never there and you would never go to for personal questions like this? Ashe had to learn everything himself.

He does not know how to deal with shedding. It is a very painful process bc he doesn't know how to do it. He could just soak in a nice warm bath for a bit and it would be so much easier but it's Ashe, she doesn't do that.

She has been alone for so long that now she actually has some friends, he gets so nervous when left alone. Him :handshake: Vyncent.

I keep comparing him to Vyncent but they are both creatures, ok last comparison tho. They both have probably the worst people to ever base how to be normal off of, especially for Ashe.

Like Vyncent is not human, Ashe cannot use him as a basis on how to act normal. William is... well he's william, he's one end of the extreme spectrum. Dakota is at the complete opposite end.

They are the worst influences on Ashe, sorry. They are.

Ashe is very quiet during conversations and doesn't contribute much, he just watches and observes. He listens and remembers and does who knows what with that information.

He has curly hair, sorry I hit all of them with the curly hairification beam I can't describe any other hair type. Very long, frizzy curly hair, not as bad as Dakota but he also doesn't take care of it much.

He is a GAMER this is CANON but I think it's SILLY and I need to reiterate it.

He is probably the best at video games out of the four but that isn't like a big achievement. It's like Jay being the most sensible of the riptide pirates again. But he is actually really good at video games.

William forces him to play horror games and he shrieks anytime something scary happens (he HATES Horror).

Back on the fact that he is a very quiet person, however... there are a few things that he will go on HOUR rants about (video game plots, movies, tv shows, stupid internet facts. He knows so much internet lore) and it's like finding cheat codes to get him to talk about something. bc without being prompted, he won't contribute to a conversation at all.

She is a tumblr girlie sorry. William is a reddit mf.

Parallel play is her love language fr, but like he literally doesn't know anything else because no one ever spends time with her lol

There's probably more I could say but I don't feel like thinking of more things. Have this list, I didn't mean to go on a tangent.

#asks #oli tag #rambling #phever dreams with phantom #jrwi #ashe winters #phantom posting #jrwi pd

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kitsunefyuu · 1 year

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Why did I make Izuku good with clothing design? I like fashion but how the heck am I supposed to have him help design stuff?

Mistakes were made but this is a bed I have to lie in. So going to write down vague idea of his 'alterations' to canon design.

Outfit Redesigns by Birdcage!Izuku:

-Izuku's outfit was originally like the canon's first one pre-game and dad offered to make one. He refused but did accept the critic that it kind of defenseless. So he has altered and changed it constantly over the years with his experience with different outfits and clothing. It was now darker in color because One; he was embarrassed by how bright it looked (All Might) and it wasn't flattering on him when tested the colors with some fabric. So settled for dark colors which are slimming without standing out so much, this results in his first uniform being kind of a black bunny. But with slightly more armor on his feet and legs since uses super speed and rants to avoid breaking his legs. Also because of his power, he isn't sure if can wear gloves but he settled for fingerless gloves with the center of his palm a bit 'exposed'. Better safe than sorry.

-Shoto first outfit (The half ice guy) got accidentally 'overhauled' by Izuku being highly critical and forgetting this was his friend's costume, not his. Shoto didn't mind since was flattered he thought so hard for him. It is imagined with a thermal regulator on his back to help him cool down or warm up. No half-ice-looking nonsense he got some boots for better traction. It is still close to canon later designs since simple is best since it is risk of burns or freezing.

-Ochaco costume was modified a bit. It was mostly because her ideas were vague and all he did was clarify it a bit. Made them platform shoes for cushion and still pink. His outfit still tight tho, because The reason you would want it skin tight is for the same reason acrobats wear them! It less air resistance especially if you going up or dropping you want the least amount of drag! But ends up sounding like he wants her in skin tight and he awkwardly tries to brush it over.

-Iida keeps his design because that's his family and already has a design. Izuku likes it as it fits the family of heroes theme!

-Me enjoying the slice of life because they deserve some treats. Yes, he's a 'traitor' but he needs some happiness before it turns on it head. And Bakugou definitely going to play a role for sure.

-Shoto getting jealous and smitten while Izuku baffled is going to be a running gag it feels like. Not as a mean thing just a thing to show how neither know how to deal with emotions. Especially when had almost a year of just dealing with each other. It's fun.

#Birdcage Fanfic #Birdcage #Izuku Midoriya #[ In another life he was a fashion/support designer. ]#[Working on new chapter. ]#yoly’s fanfics

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triglycercule · 1 month

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my mtt designs + design notes

they had a glow up. anyways same designs just redrawn better!!

horror + killer similarities

unzipped jacket

same pocket type

shorts

actual shoes

jacket fuzz

killer + dust similarities

covered necks (absurdumsid reference)

gloves

socks

same type of fluff (sherpa??)

horror + dust similarities

jacket length

black pants/shorts

(formerly) white shirts

eyelights

lighter colored pockets

ok ok design thoughts....

for horror his outfit is incredibly similar to undertale/horrortale canon because i'd say that he's the one who still considers himself to be the most sanslike so he wants to cling onto that identity (that's why his jacket is still blue.) his clothes are kinda fucked up tho bc living in horrortale messed it up. his shirt has short sleeves under and used to be white but then it got dirty and stained. the only reason he doesn't have gloves like dust is because his fingers keep ripping holes in the fabric and he thinks fingerless gloves are stupid because they're the complete opposite of what gloves are supposed to do (protect the fingers from chills). he used to have a zipper on his jacket also like dust but then it broke and he couldn't fix it despite his best efforts. actual shoes because he has to move around to swing his axe n stuff (even if he has majority of his normal sans attacks like bones and (probably) blasters. he prefers to conserve that magic)

dust i thought that shorts didn't fit him at all and it just felt awkward to draw him with shorts despite the fact that he'd probably still try to cling onto the sans identity like horror (blue jacket = sans) (even if he feels like he doesn't deserve it. a sans who kills is no longer sans.) also he's just more covered up in general to cover himself from the dust all over him (if he covers his head with the hood to prevent dust then why not the rest of his body?) like horror his formerly white short sleeved shirt is now darkened by dust (like the rest of his outfit.) his jacket pockets are different (definitely not because i wanted to give him different design elements than horror and killer no no) because his cigarettes kept falling out of the jacket and he was willing to make the sacrifice to change jackets since those pockets were more secure and he could just put his hands in his pants. dust has slippers because he doesn't move that much in battle unless the enemy gets close to him (and then he goes off and loses a slipper but that's what the socks are for. backup foot protection.)

killer definitely has the most variety compared to dust and horror because of his colors i'd say all because he's trying to differentiate himself from being sans but also trying to stay comfortable (because he's still sans under all that denial. which is why you don't see him wearing those slutty sleeveless tight fitting sweaters. he wouldn't wear that dude...) his jacket is more green and tealish because that's nightmare's color and that's his way of saying he's affiliated (owned) with him. dark sweater and inverted bottom because again he's trying to be different from the classic white short sleeve and black shorts combo (his outfit is still similar enough that he's comfy and looks like a sans.. so is it REALLY that big of a difference? killer says yes but it's really not.) killer has fingerless gloves because holding onto the wood in his knives gave him splinters from how hard he was holding onto them. (at first it didn't effect him but after it kept happening too much and he couldn't hold his knives properly it started to piss him off) but ALSO he wants easy access to be able to actually feel the metal with his fingers (it's a sensory experience for his fucked up nerves that can hardly process stimuli.) the jacket is PURE cosmetic. there is no zipper and the pockets don't actually work and he doesn't have pockets in his shorts BUT he still manages to carry 4+ knives on him either by hiding them in his sleeves, in his socks/shoes, or on the underside of his jacket/sweater/shorts. he has different fluff from horror because the seperated strands on the classic jacket kept on getting stuck to his eye goop and spreading it around and getting stuck to his face and after a while he processed it feeling uncomfortable and it made him look more messy so for the sake of style and convenience he swapped fluff style

#tricule art

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lenmatcha · 3 years

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Here’s an impression of all the Zhang Qiling’s from The Lost Tomb adaptations and some criticisms

because I have nothing better to do.

These are based on my personal viewing experience and reviews by novel fans

they may not match how you think about these versions and that’s fine.

We all have our personal preferences.

The Lost Tomb (2015, drama)

played by Yang Yang

2010’s eboy vibes

Probably buys fingerless gloves from Hot Topic

Emo hair (I will not stop talking about that hair cuz that’s all I remember)

Tattoos looking like they’re drawn with a ballpoint pen

*Strikes pose to show off abs*

Most audience were unsatisfied with the hairstyle and how the actor played ZQL simply as the “cold, strong, expressionless” character without any depth.

Time Raiders (2016, movie)

played by Jing Boran

Sci-fi steampunk aesthetic (this was supposed to be a movie about tombs…)

Probably bench presses with his 200 pound sword

THICC

Fur coat fashion

“Not bad.”

“I know.”

--- Actual lines from the movie, i swear im not making this up

“There is no movie in dmbj adaptation.”

Yeah most fans don’t want to acknowledge the existence of this movie...

Tomb of the Sea (2018, drama)

played by Xiao Yuliang

he is baby

Exists only in flashbacks

Had less than 8 minutes of screen time but somehow nailed it

Him with the robe (藏袍) it’s just *chef’s kiss*

Highly recommend behind the scenes video of the Xin Yue Restaurant scene cuz they edited so much of the stunts out.

Like how a tattoo artist on Bilibili analyzed, this version of ZQL didn’t really have the best tattoo design. Also in one of the flashback fight scenes (ep 35) , the editing was so awkward it made it look like the people he fought fell before he even kicked them.

The Lost Tomb 2 (2019, drama)

played by Cheng Yi

Defies gravity.

Can fly

Learned martial arts from some sort of xianxia drama

*Does a split in the middle of fighting some wolves*

Sir, this is an adventure drama, not an idol romance drama

*holds Wu Xie gently*

This version of ZQL was kinda out of character in a fanfiction kinda way. Also the fight scenes relied too much on wires, which some say it’s because the actor is used to playing xianxia dramas.

Reboot (2020, drama)

played by Huang Junjie

Get’s his own soundtrack for every dramatic entrance

The hood still confuses me, like, what is that thing at the front?

Smirks 24/7

Like dude why are you still smiling

Lost so much blood, I’m starting to think he’s invincible

Fans complained about how this version of ZQL smiles too much and is being treated like a background character. The Iron Triangle vibe isn’t really there, perhaps it’s because the actors didn’t communicate enough with each other.

Ultimate Note (2020, drama)

played by Xiao Yuliang

Yeah I know it’s the same actor as in Tomb of the Sea but I think he deserves a whole another section

Cat energy

Is finally loved.

Has an 8 pack but still skinny af (Like, somebody pls feed this child)

DEM LEGS THO THEY HELLA LONG

Did most of his own stunts, which is pretty impressive

Everyone say thank you Ultimate Note cast and crew

Unlike other adaptations, in Ultimate Note we get to see more of ZQL’ vulnerable moments, like the Akun flashback, getting amnesia, and getting injured multiple times.

#the lost tomb #dmbj #zhang qiling #xiao yuliang #yang yang #cheng yi #dao mu bi ji #ultimate note #终极笔记 #盗墓笔记 #重启 #the lost tomb reboot #张起灵 #chinese drama #cdrama

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polizwrites · 2 years

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Cherry Red and Midnight Blue

Vaguely inspired by last week’s @flashfictionfridayofficial prompt [#FFF132 A Taste of Blue] - this ficlet is also a fill for my @starkbucksbingo Holding Hands prompt and will be added to Ao3 later this week.

Fandom: MCU/Marvel -- Pairing: pre-slash Tony & Bucky -- Rating: General -- Word Count 793

“C’mere Buckaroo,” Tony called out as Bucky stepped off the elevator into the workshop, “I got something for you.”

“You do?” Bucky had thought the Avengers’ holiday gift exchange was done; especially after what was supposed to be a light-hearted game of Yankee Swap turned into a near fist-fight when Clint refused to hand over the five-pound Gummy Bear to anyone else. Admittedly, Bucky had one more present stashed away himself, waiting for the right opportunity.

“It’s not much,” Tony shrugged, “but I didn’t want to take a chance of someone else snitching it away.” He casually slid a small, flat box across the workbench. Bucky knew Tony well enough by now to recognize when something meant more to him than what he was letting on, and it piqued Bucky’s curiosity something fierce.

He picked the box up, turning it over to look for a label or other hint as to what it was. Tony made an impatient, ‘go ahead’ gesture and Bucky lifted the lid to see a pair of black leather gloves. No, not black, he realized when he looked closer, but a dark, dark blue. “Try them on, “ Tony urged him. “I want to make sure they fit.”

They slid on like a second skin. “These are really nice, Tony,” Bucky murmured, flexing his fingers. “Where’d you get them?”

Tony’s cheeks went pink. “I, um, made them.”

“You’re kidding!” Bucky blurted out, the coincidence catching him by surprise.

“No - I mean, it wasn’t all that hard,” Tony replied, with a touch of embarrassed pleasure. “I already had your measurements from all the work I’ve done on your arm, and JARVIS was able to adapt the existing pattern for me. The color’s a little off, though - I wanted them to be more of an indigo, like your old jacket. And here, look,” he took Bucky’s hand, turning it over and pointing to the tips of the glove’s index finger and thumb. “Those silver threads are conductive - so you can use touchscreens with the gloves still on.”

Tony’s excited outpouring of words warmed Bucky as much as the gloves did; the fact that his friend (who, to be honest, he’d like to have be more than a friend) had taken the time to make something just for him, well, it meant the world to Bucky. Even if it made his own gift pale in comparison.

“Thank you, Tony. And I got a little somethin’ for you as well.” Bucky went over to the locker where he stashed the little projects he was working on, and took out a colorful bag topped with tissue paper. He’d snuck it down here the week before, while Tony was on a business trip, and had originally just planned to leave it as an unsigned surprise. But Tony’s generosity had sparked the desire to respond in kind.

Bucky set the bag down on the bench. “Here. I hope you like it.”

“I’m sure I will,” Tony said, his polite smile turning into an amused grin as he opened the bag. “Huh - I guess great minds think alike!” He pulled out the bright red mittens. “Check ‘em out - JARVIS! They match the armor perfectly! And look - there’s repulsors knitted into the palms!”

“Indeed, sir,” the AI replied. “I assisted Sergeant Barnes with the design.”

“Wait - you made these?” Tony looked at Bucky, his whiskey brown eyes wide with surprise and maybe a touch of admiration.

“Yeah. Steve’s ma taught him and me both how to knit. Lemme show ya something.” Bucky took Tony’s hand, slipped a mitten onto it, then showed him how to flip the top of the mitten back to expose the built-in fingerless gloves. “In case you need to mess with your phone or something. Tho if I’d known about that conductive thread--”

“They’re perfect just the way they are - I love them!” Tony declared, cradling the mittens to his chest. Bucky felt his cheeks heat at the praise.

“They’re wool, so if they get dirty, don’t just toss ‘em in the wash,” he warned; it was easier to talk about the mittens than acknowledge how much Tony’s reaction meant to him.

“I’ll take very good care of them.” Tony replied solemnly. “They’re the best present I’ve gotten in a very long time. Hey - I’ve got an idea. Let’s go try them out!” He slipped the other mitten on, then took Bucky’s hand. There’s a great Italian restaurant just a couple of blocks away. My treat.”

“Sounds like you’re asking me out on a date.” The words tumbled out before Bucky could stop them.

“I guess I kinda am,” Tony paused, his enthusiasm dimming ever so slightly. “I mean, if that’s what you want it to be.”

Bucky squeezed Tony’s hand firmly. “I sure do.”

#writing stuff #fanficlet #flash fic friday #MCU/Marvel #WinterIron #sbb2021 #Shameless Self Promo

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mrpenguinpants-alter-ego · 3 years

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Kaeya: Frostbite

This was suppose to be an offering to Albedo but I don’t know anything about him so I ended up writing him as a more laidback Kaeya. Halfway through I realized so that’s why my tags are like that. Here’s your 2k words of cake.

I’m back :DD My first fic is on Albedo Kaeya tho haha. I don’t really want Albedo since I’m saving for Xiao (but if he wants to come I ain’t complaining, he’s vv pretty) so here is my offering birthday gift before 1.2. I saw the cold weather effect for 1.2 and my breath of the wild ptsd kicked in. Is it gay to hold hands with your significant other as an excuse to not freeze to death?

btw I have a taglist. If you want to be added see pinned post for details.

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Kaeya: Frostbite

Trying to find a way into Inazuma didn’t seem likely considering the Electro archon’s distaste to visions and causing a region-wide lockdown. So the next option was to travel through Dragonspine. There had been a few disturbances noted from the Adventurer’s guild but due to the harsh climate of the snow-touched region, not many adventurers were willing to set foot near the mountain. Albedo, the Captain of the Investigation Team and Chief Alchemist, however, knew no bounds for research and discovering the “truth” of the world. This is probably why by the time you found out that one of the Favonius Captains was in Dragonspine that could serve as an excellent travel companion/guide, he had already departed for the mountain weeks ago.

“Why don’t you ask Kaeya to take you?” Jean recommended, smiling gently at your wilting state, “Mondstadt has been quiet lately so it shouldn’t hurt to have two missing Captains for a short while.”

Kaeya? Well, it was true that he didn’t have cavalry to command considering Grand Master Varka had taken all of them for an expedition. Would it be alright to do that? Wouldn’t the Fatui try and start something with the infamous captain away?

“If you’re worried about the Fatui it’s alright. With the event in Liyue and the role of the Fatui Harbinger, they’ve been very skittish to start anything” Lisa laughed from her spot beside Jean. It always scared you how Lisa seemed to be a mind reader. Did alchemist secretly pick it up as a hobby or was Lisa just that scary? Both were equally correct possibilities.

“He’s starting to miss you because you’ve been away from Mondstadt for so long. Jean and I can take care of things should something happen. Go meet up with him before his mood sulks even further. Even I’m starting to feel bad” Lisa smiled, waving you off to go find said Calvary Captain.

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While a pyro user would be better to travel within hindsight, Diluc was busy with the winery and Amber wasn’t used to the harsh climate of Dragonspine. That left Kaeya, who had been to Dragonspine before having met with an owl. You weren’t entirely sure what significance the owl of Dragonspine had but knowing Kaeya, it could either be a wise creature or an ordinary snow owl. He was a cyro user and while that didn’t necessarily mean he was immune to the frost, he was at least in his element. You couldn’t ask Diluc to set the ground on fire and burn to death and besides, the climate was too cold for grass to burn. Plus Jean did recommend him plus you were interested in this “sulky” version of Kaeya.

“Dragonspine? That’s quite a jump from the noisy harbour of Liyue. May I ask why the sudden change?” Kaeya smiled easily when you approached him. You were surprised he already knew what you wanted to ask but maybe Mondstadt had the same idea as Liyue, that all the walls talked.

“Ah, I heard that there have been some unknown issues there so I wanted to see if I could help. Albedo already left so Jean recommended that I travel with you to meet him since you’ve been there before” you explained trying to stifle the laugh bubbling up as he pouted a bit.

“So I’ve become Plan B then? I thought we had quite a close relationship and yet you’re asking me to accompany you to see another man”

“Kaeyaa...” you sighed at him, so this is what Lisa meant by a sulky Kaeya.

“I’m just teasing,” Kaeya ruffled your hair as he stood up from his chair, “Mondstadt’s been quite boring lately. Shall we depart?”

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While you knew that Dragonspine wouldn’t be an easy adventure after spending so much time in the comforting warm weather of Liyue, it wasn’t an easy experience to suddenly switch temperatures so 180. The snow made it hard for your boots to trek through and while the snowflakes were pretty they made your body temperature plummet. Your hands were cold as you started to slowly lag behind Kaeya busy trying to keep your hands warm. It wouldn’t be awhile before the next torch so you just needed to toughen it out. How the hell was Kaeya fine in this kind of weather?

“What's wrong? Can't handle the cold?” Kaeya called over his shoulder before pausing in his step studying your shivering form, “Are you alright?”

“J-Just fine” you breathed out trying to warm your hands a bit more, “Really, I’m alright. Just a bit cold-

As if the cyro goddess herself was mocking you a strong gust of cold wind flew past you two, ripping the buttons off your coat and freezing yourself to your core. You squeaked as whatever warmth you had was chased out and replaced with the harsh bite of frost as it slowly crept up your sides before two fingerless gloves quickly closed your coat and embraced you to a warm chest

“Be careful, frostbite is dangerous” Kaeya teased even though his eyes shone with concern as he nudged your head under his chin, trying to block the wind with his back, his hair wiping in the wind tickling your face “It’ll damage your skin and tissue. Do you feel any pain? Numbness?”

He unwrapped his white fur cloak from his shoulder and wrapped it around your neck. You’ve never really seen Kaeya express this kind of concern before. Did his cyro vision accidentally hurt him before? You don’t recall Mondstadt ever facing harsh winters. He paused before taking one of his gloves off, breathing into his hands to warm them, despite your protest.

“Haha, sorry. My gloves aren’t the best to keep warm but hopefully, it’ll be enough,” he chuckled lightly as he slide your hands into them. His fingerless gloves might keep his palms warm but his fingers were cold as he cupped yours in his bare hands. But as a cyro user, he was probably used to it since that was how he channeled his vision. His blue-lilac eye shined in amusement as he flicked a small snowflake landing on your cheek.

“Feeling any better?” he asked as you quickly shook your head. For how lax Kaeya seemed it was always a bit of whiplash to see him so concerned. He nodded quickly as the wind began to settle down before he slowly let go to slightly peel open your coat to see the damage.

“Aren’t you cold? I swear I’m alright” you quickly assured but Kaeya ignored you as he brushed the side of your shirt up to see small snowflakes melting away.

“It’s just snow, nothing too different from what I’m used to,” he muttered to himself as he brushed away the snowflakes on your waist, before wrapping you in your coat and re-buttoning your coat, “Are you cold anywhere else?”

“N-No” you answered quickly, this was not good for your heart. Where had this version of Kaeya come from? Was he always like this? “Well, I guess my hands are a bi-”

He brought your hands up to his face as his cheeks warmed your hands as he ran his fingers over yours. Trying to transfer his heat to you as your cheeks started to flush redder and redder. He huffed amused under his breath which only served to make the red flush further down your neck.

“Sorry, not a pyro user so this is the best I can do” he laughed lightly at your embarrassed expression. You knew it, he was teasing you this entire time. In sub-zero temperature where you both could die at any time.

“I’m fine. Really” you pouted, at this point, you were sure you might be overheating. He chuckled at your flushed expression as you tried to unlatch your hands to cover your face as he leans his forehead against yours.

“If you ever need me, let me know. Let's not make this a transaction relationship” he smiled smugly as you glared at him. Not that it was intimidating at all.

“Fine, understood” you huffed as he ruffles your hair again before diving his cold fingers to the sides of your neck making your shriek as he dodged your failing arms.

“Come on, let's get moving. We're not frozen in place, after all. As much dying here with you seems romantic, dying from the cold with a cyro vision is just embarrassing” he called over his shoulder smirked as he began walking away to the next waypoint.

“Kaeya...”

“Sorry sorry”

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You sighed in relief as you held your hands to the small torch just inside a cave. Away from the wind, away from the snow, and away from the cold. You could slowly feel the your muscles warm up and finally move without feeling that your bones would snap in half. You looked up at your surroundings, you never expected the giant mountain of Dragonspine to be so hollow with walkways and arches. It was really quite beautiful with all the blue ice hovering over you. Hopefully the wouldn’t break should you need to walk over them or worse, make you slip and fall.

“Are you feeling better?” Kaeya asked as he eyed your bundled up form. His fur cloak was still wrapped tightly around your form as you breathed into your hands. He suspects that you forgotten about the cloak but he liked seeing you wear it so he never asked for it back.

“Oh yes, so much better” you sighed out happily from your little warm bubble.

“Just let me know if you’re still cold alright?”

“Understood” you grinned, giving a small salute to the Captain. There’s a small pause as he nods again at you. You blink a couple times at him before Lisa’s words ring in your mind. You flush as you quickly wave at your cheeks trying to fan away the red. You shuffle a tiny bit on your feet before taking a quick look at Kaeya.

“Um, Kaeya.”

“Yes?”

“My hands are a bit cold. So...”

“Yes?”

You pout at him.

“Could you...”

“Could I?”

You glared at him as his chuckles slowly turned to laughter

“Alright alright, don’t need to be so mad. Come here”

You grinned as he held his hand out for you to take.

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buffpidgey · 3 years

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A Northerner Rates the M9′s Winter Outfits.

I come from a place where it can be -40 (F AND C) so, I know at least a few things about Proper Winter Wear. Please enjoy my observations on the Nein’s winter wear.

Fjord: 7/10

He has a good long coat, and the armor is going to add insulation. The fur looks warm, though it’s not positioned in the ideal spot, i’ll give points for the thought.

He DOES have a hat, but it doesn’t cover his ears.

His gloves- don’t cover his fingers. uhhh nope, he will lose those fingers.

Also, I’m pretty sure he’s just wearing green fantasy jeans?

New score:

6/10

Beau:

She’s not wearing a hat, but she does have a nice hood. Her whole jacket seems to have either fur or a nice thick lining, so that’s looking good so far-

The exposed abs tho. Listen, Beau, I know, I know you worked hard for those abs, but if you want to survive you have to blast your core with workouts and not with freezing air.

Your boots look promising, but your BARE MIDRIFF does not give me confidence that there are any longjohns under those loose pants of yours. Enjoy losing feeling in your legs one layer at a time as the wind steals warmth from you. First skin, then the next layer and the next layer. The tingling will stop eventually.

And once again! Exposed hands! Beau, you‘d be killing me if you weren’t freezing to death!

3/10

Caleb:

Ok now we’re getting somewhere! And not only because his hand is on fire!

A good long coat with what looks like fur lining where it’s actually useful! I’m sure that’s supposed to be padded armor, but it looks like a quilted shirt and it looks super cozy! I will take both of those, thank you!

A scarf! A little long to be practical, but hey, maybe he uses THAT instead of a hat, which he needs!

Again, boots look good and solid. Maybe all the straps are so he can add additional wool for insulation.

Still no fingers on his gloves though, and again, he does look like he’s wearing fantasy jeans.

8/10

Veth/Nott:

LOOK AT HER!!!

Now THIS is a winter outfit!

Gloves that cover her fingers! Boots that look warm! a full coat that is CLOSED and another little capelet over it!!!

Earmuffs!!!!

It’s not a hat, but at least SOMEONE in the Mighty Nein will get to keep their ears!

And maybe the loose braids will add a little bit. When it gets super cold hair doesn’t do much, but it can help cut down the wind if done right.

And she’s even got PANTS on under her coat! Oh bless.

10/10 I want this outfit.

Jester:

Oh oh this coat is beautiful! It looks like it would be plenty warm too IF IT WERE CLOSED AT ALL!!!

The stockings? Also so freaking cute, but the way that shirt drapes underneath is having the unfortunate effect of reminding me of that new trend of leggings plus those really thin but long drapey shirts that are only just long enough to cover the butt and I KNOW that combo isn’t going to keep you warm.

Her fingerless gloves are actually mittens, so points for that, and she also has earmuffs! The boots look nice as well.

Really really solid Jester, if only that coat were closed a little more so that i didn’t see your mall-bought shirt.

7/10

Caduceus Clay:

My sweet sweet boy, he is trying here, unfortunately he only has half a cape.

His tunic is long enough that it’ll give him some points, but I’m not sure how thick his beatle armor actually is. And if it’s metallic, because metal gets c-c-c-cold.

But, hey! He has actual gloves, and some fine looking boots!

And once again, I cannot unsee the fantasy jeans.

Solid try, but Cad that half cape is going to Get You

7/10

Yasha:

Has only one full glove, and her other hand is even worse than the rest of the group. That coat is actually really cool looking, and it does have a hood, but it... doesn’t look like it can close. It looks too fitted around the torso and the hips to have any more fabric to go over her front.

The slashes in it look cool but aren’t gonna help keep you warm.

Also Yasha, someone just... destroyed your pants. If I was worried about Beau‘s legs, Yasha is just not going to be able to MOVE.

And these holes go up over her hips??? And... -squints- Yasha how low does that shirt go?

Yes, there’s a scarf, but it looks more like something you‘d find in a seventies fashion mag than something meant to keep your blood from freezing in your body

At least she has a good hat and her boots look nice?

2/10 - your wings better be doing some HEAVY LIFTING there Yasha

#mighty nein #critical role #the birb chats critrole #cr2

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This is a DreamXD roleplay blog dedicated to his ‘persona’ on the SMP. His personality is pretty much up for debate, but this is just how I imagine him to act! This is all just for fun!

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GENERAL:

XD isn’t exactly a God, per se, because he can't do anything he wants, but just like he says, he’s a protector. He makes sure none of the rules are broken.

He doesn't exactly have a ‘Godly’ appearance, but he’s definitely ‘out there’. He wears a baby blue cloak (usually with the hood up), a mask with an ‘X’ shaped crack on the top of it and a ‘D’ drawn on the bottom, with fingerless gloves, blue jeans and boots.

He never takes his mask off for anyone. Maybe there will be moments where someone he cares about needs reassurance and he’ll take it off to be more sincere, though.

If he takes it off, he has glowing white eyes and freckles.

He has access to creative mode, so usually, he’s constantly flying or levitating in some way. That’s how he gets around. It requires some focus though, so if someone distracted him he’d just fall to the ground.

Touch-starved!!

LEE:

XD doesn’t allow himself to be lee very often. He’s supposed to be a protector!! Not a lee putty in someone else’s hands!!!

But of course, he can't avoid the inevitable, and he still gets wrecked quite a bit.

XD is a kind lee. Sometimes he provokes or taunts the ler, but once the tickling actually starts all of that crumbles. He’s also very apologetic, apologising for squirming too much or for batting the ler’s hand away.

His laugh is pretty similar to Dream’s, if not a little quieter/squeakier. He still has the wheeze tho

Sensitive to raspberries! Even in spots he isn't that ticklish in, they make him shriek every single time. They also may or may not be his favourite tool to use against him - who knows?

If you coo at him, he’ll get all defensive, he’ll deny and even threaten to wreck you once you’re done with him, just because of how much it embarrasses him.

Pretty dramatic. If you dig into his sides he’ll act like you just committed attempted murder on him.

SPOTS (MOST TO LEAST SENSITIVE):

Stomach/navel: He hates that he’s so weak here because it’s such an easy place to target, but at the same time loves it because this is one of his favourite spots. Also, he has a few freckles on his belly. 10/10

Feet: Tied with his stomach! The only reason it's below is that he doesn't enjoy it here as much. Since he flies around and hardly walks, he’s super sensitive here since he doesn't use his feet at all. 10/10

Palms: He wears fingerless gloves so it’s difficult to get him here. But if he takes them off for you, he easily falls into cackles with light scratching. 9/10

Back: Just trace up and down his spine and he is gone. But pretty anything is effective in this spot, especially feathers. 9/10

Thighs: This spot is particularly feather sensitive. Especially the inner thighs. Light touches kill him. 8/10

Hips: His laughter gets super snorty in this spot. He tries to ruffle it though since he's embarrassed by how he sounds. 7/10

Ribs: Doesn’t enjoy this spot as much, but he just dissolves into squeaks and squeals when you drill in between the bones. 7/10

Underarms: Likes repeating ‘GET THEM OUT, GET THEM OUT’ when this spot is attacked because his immediate reaction is to slam his arms down and accidentally trap the ler’s hands. 6/10

Sides: He wriggles lots when it comes to this spot. It’s difficult to get him to sit still long enough to really get him here, but scribbling is super effective. 6/10

Knees: The undersides are the worst of it. The tops still elicit giggles, though. 5/10

Neck: Elicits a few giggles from him, but other than that he can still retaliate very easily. 4/10

Ears: A little ticklish, but they're mostly just a massive melt spot. He’d probably fall asleep if you target this spot for long enough. 3/10

LER:

XD is all for revenge! Even if it doesn't come instantly after, you'd better expect it to come soon, because he can literally fly about the place.

It's clear he enjoys himself as much as the lee because he’s constantly gushing over their reactions or smiling.

He cooes at his victims quite a bit. He likes telling them how cute they are, he points out every little noise they make, and tells them down adorable their blush is.

He has access to creative mode. He is able to just kinda,,, summon different tools whenever he wants to. Comes in handy a lot of the time.

He doesn't take kindly to being provoked. If the lee was bratty or provoking him, he’ll tackle them to the ground, arms pinned above their head and whisper teases into their ears. He won't touch them at all, though, until they ask.

^^ More HC's May Come!! ^^

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ellie-reacts · 3 years

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Vampire Diaries s1 e9

- ok i watched episodes 6-8 but didn’t make posts on them. however I do think that Lexi deserved to live longer. Also she’s been added to the ever-growing pile of ‘girls who deserve better but are instead used as plot devices to advance men’

- why are the hallways still so dark. is this school extremely concerned about the environment? I can SEE that your lights aren’t on even though you’ve got like 12 of them

- ah yes, witch sleepwalking dreams

- yessss alaric. i thought he came in in like season 2 or 3 so now i’m questioning my hold on the plot line of this story

- look at those snazzy bagged lunches. that is the crispest brown paper bag i have EVER seen

- zip up fingerless gloves/sleeves, elena? iconic

- “don’t worry about it” throws away documents on students, leaving it in a trash can that anyone can access. lmao sir. whatcha. whatcha doin there?

- i was about to say “do people actually wear rings that thick” and then remembered that college rings are like,,, chunky as hell so i guess it’s relatively normal?

- caroline, sweetheart. you are,,, so lonely

- how many days has it been in show reality? has it been, like 1 week? 2? because DEAR GOD Stefan and Elena have been through so many peaks and pitfalls in their relationship rollercoaster

- someone in my last posts said Damon is 25 and I just. why did the writers think this was ok. why is this show written about high schoolers when it is CLEARLY supposed to be about college kids / straight up adults

- road safety 101 w/ bonnie bennett

- eyyyy corinthian columns outside the gilbert household. lets gooooo

- FUCK one of the things i forgot during the episodes I didn’t comment on?? the fact that Damon fought in the civil war as a CONFEDERATE? like why the fuck is every single vampire on the side of the racists?

- you’ve known this teacher 5 minutes and already have a handshake with him.

- “You’re really hard to imitate, and then I have to go to that... lesser place.” for being an asshole he does have a lot of the better comedic lines. this show desperately requires more comedy in it

- we already knew the necklace was gonna come back the second it was thrown

- “oh, the ghost has a name now?” caroline is also stepping in to help w/ the comedy. sucks that its cuz her character is an airhead

- how the fuck are all the characters in this show so ageless. like. if i don’t think about it, pretty much all the characters are on the same level but I know that that ISN’T the case and it freaks me out. like??? how old are jenna and alaric? I HAVE NO CLUE

- “cuz I consider you to be my best friend. And I say this knowing that Elena is in the kitchen listening to my every word” SEE WHAT I MEAN! Caroline delivers on the much-needed comedic relief

- “let’s have a seance” caroline no

- caroline, breathily: “bonnie, call to her”

bonnie, in frat boy voice: “emily, you there?”

- i would love to see these characters play among us. i think it would be chaotic

- what is going on with the salvatore brothers in this episode. stefan literally stabbed damon in the gut last episode after damon perma-killed his best friend

- “it wasn’t real, our love for Katherine. she compelled us” yo so do we ever break down the compulsion in this show? like. like. it’s so fucked up

- “I was the last one to see her” the boys be fighting again

- horror episode: play

- has bonnie been possessed? let’s find out!

- the answer: y e s lmao

- jeremy, icon that he is, opening the door to his sister and friend screaming and just continuing past, no questions.

- “I’m not dating him... yet” WE LOVE A WOMAN WITH CONFIDENCE

- burning pentagram let’s go

- i say “let’s go” too much in these... i probably won’t stop

- why don’t. *pauses to evaluate thoughts for once* Ok, I was going to say why don’t more vampires work in hospitals and I know it’s because they’re “secret” but what about like. just slipping blood into thing of oatmeal, or a cup of pomegranate juice or something. like. nobody would need to know, you could just assist. tho i guess if they died it would suck ass cuz vampire transformation

- MATT BUD. AN “OPEN WINDOW” DOESNT MEAN YOU CAN COME IN WITHOUT WARNING. you dense golden retriever man you

- “I don’t like you. I never have. but it was nice” you are,,, so stupid. “I stayed the night because you were all sad and alone, and I felt bad for you” MATT

- please please please don’t just use each other as rebounds. please be friends. why does everyone rush from one relationship to the next

- why is this set in virginia. like?? if you were going to have the civil war be part of it why not just set it in a state that wasn’t part of the confederacy?

- THIS IS LIKE THE FIFTH MINI BREAKUP ELENA AND STEFAN HAVE HAD AND I KNOW ITS NOT THE LAST BUT GOD I WISH IT WAS

- fuck yeah jenna destroy that shit

- FUCK no get LOGAN FELL out of my house

#vampire diaries #lexi branson #bonnie bennett #alaric saltzman #elena gilbert #jeremy gilbert #caroline forbes #stefan salvatore #damon salvatore #jenna gilbert #matt donovan #logan fell

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Lucy: 3, 5, 18? Harrison: 1 and 10?

Thank you! Also for not choosing the ones i can’t understand :))) yasss

Lucy:

3. Scars or painful spots

Aside from the scar under her right eye the last hassle with the raider who gave her that souvenir also left some deeper cuts around her waist (since he wanted to have a good time with her you can imagine). Also she is wearing fingerless gloves all the time almost because of nasty burn marks she has on top of them and some smaller on her palm, the ones on top will remind themselves from time to time with slight pain after whole day of activities and some material rubbing, or when someone is grabbing her by it, but she is ashamed of her hands so much she would sometimes choose to sleep in these gloves. I can’t come up yet with some decent theory how she would get them tho...because she is wearing fingerless gloves so whatever accident would have happened it most probably should have happen in a manner of something like a burning man grabbing her by her hands, leaving the fingers free but fire and heat catching the skin where he held her. Maybe some job accident of a man who was suppose to be dead, they were burning the body and he was still alive or smth and grabbed her by the hands like so... I sincerely don’t know yet details about that.

5. Guilty pleasures

She sneaks to Gage room when they are done with the day and he is away, leaving his top off and takes a deep sniff into it, burying her nose. For some reason the smell of a dirty, sweated man’s clothes after the whole day gives her a sick satisfaction. She would rather not be caught doing that.

18. Things they’ll never admit

Being jealous and being wrong. Even if she knows she fucked up or picked a wrong decision despite hearing its a bad one she will bite her tongue over and over instead of openly admitting a mistake and just stay silent about it. As to being jealous if someone would hit up on her raider or show off they are better than her she won’t show jealousy over it but will be struggling so much inside with it especially if attention would have been given to these people, leaving her alone, she will be struggling inside and forced to sneak away somewhere place where she wouldn’t be obviously found...like a garbage behind Cappy Cafe. And just drink it over.

Harrison:

1. Their physical weak spots

Going with the fact what he is, his physical weak spots would be the one that through history were described as the one that held the soul of a person so heart-lungs so lets put in as a chest and his brain (pineal gland and whole bunch of cerebral nerves so lets just quality it as simply as his head) That’s why his hat is also bulletproof and solid.

10. Fears/phobias

He doesn’t have phobias but is fairly nervous around laboratories and scientific facilities and doctor-ish looking people, anyone in a lab coat. Extra points if they wear a mask along with it :)). One science experience was fairly enough for him and he would rather not be an object of observation or worse, more experimentation.

#rockshortage #thank youuu #fallout #lucy feit #harrison #ask meme #this was pleasant one tbh #much easier comparing with last ones #to have burn marks still visible and feelable they would need to be 3rd degree #but i cant think of anything logical and good enough that would leave her that other than burning man

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katreal-fic · 5 years

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Day 3 — for #fictober 10/03/19

Prompt: “Now? Now you listen to me?”

Fandom: Homestuck

Warnings: Cursing I suppose. 2nd Person POV

Characters: Dirk Strider & Davepetasprite

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Night has fallen by the time they leave, droppin’ you off on the roof of your rust-proof home like some love-sick damsel being returned to your tower, the dark sky just beginning to shine with a sea of distant diamonds. Only it’s ironic, see, because you both can fly, and you’re just two dudes on a get-to-know each other outing that went pretty damn fine, if you say so yourself. Which you don’t. Not aloud at least. You don’t say much of anything at all.

Dirk > Say Something. Anything.

You just stand there as they smile at you. Tell you it’s been a blast. That they’ll stop by after their Introduction-to-the-world tour. ARquius lived in Consort Kingdom, as you find out (you didn’t know. You thought he’d want to get as far away from you as he could but you guess you two like quiet and space and the sea and the Consort Kingdom has the smallest population) and they’ve got some massive trollmance of some kind to catch up on, so they’ll be around for a while. You’ll need to hang out again. Get pizza. You see a fist, you bump it on instinct, a static-like spark jolting through your skin as your knuckles brush theirs. You notice raised notches on their fingerless gloves.

“Gotcha!” They laugh, and it’s so much freer than you ever could. Than Dave ever could. In that moment–and many others–they don’t sound like Dave at all. That arm ends up slung around your shoulder, pulling you into a clinging hug, the smell of energy humming and shifting and changing around you as their wings curl and flutter with their happy mood.

“Keep that up and you’ll have my hair standing on end,” You free yourself with ease. Reluctant ease, because the crackle of energy lingers and sinks through your black tank and into your skin that’d probably be tickled pink with sunburn after today, if you weren’t immortal and all. “I put a lot of time and effort into looking this cool, you know?”

“Like it isn’t already defying gravity!” You’re only lucky you’re taller than they are, so you notice when they lift off the ground and lunge for your hair. Fully intent on messing that shit up. You dodge effortlessly, grabbing them by the back of the coat, and spinning with their momentum, letting them go when the trajectory is pointed away from the steel and concrete walls and out over the open ocean.

You can’t help a smile, although the burst of adrenaline and rush of competition might have turned it into a satisfied smirk. “Nice try.”

They catch themselves in mid-air like you expected them to, hovering upside-down above the void, completely nonchalant, as if they wouldn’t be staring down at a thirty foot drop into dark–oil–water. “I’ll get mew yet bro! It’s a purromise! No hair is safe furom these paws!”

“Get back over here and try it. I dare you.”

You almost wish they would.

What are you kidding, there’s no ‘almost’ about it.

They blow you a raspberry and right themselves, hovering closer, but not within grabbing distance, and orange and green flare in the night. They lounge in midair, chin in gloved hands, feet kicked up without a care in the world, the cream part of a creamsicle colored robe and jacket casually billowing in the ocean breeze. If they had a tail they’d be flicking it. You can imagine it. “Nah, I think I’ve learned my lesson. I can see when I’m not wanted. This little kitty isn’t looking to go for a swim tonight.”

“After dragging me around all day, now you decide to listen to me? Maybe I should have shoved you into the ocean hours ago.” Your throat is dry. You don’t mean that. But you don’t feel like you can say what you mean. Ice begins to harden around your heart, because you don’t like feeling like you need anyone.

Today just made you realize you’re so fuckin’ lonely. You can still feel the sparks of their arms on your freckled shoulders.

“Like you could hold me long enough to even try,” They wag a clawed hand at you, taunting “Whelp, look at the time, I gotta scram. Don’t worry though, I’ll be back when you least expect it. I got a full on butt-wiggling pounce of friendship and complementary hair muss with your name written all over it.”

And just like that. They are gone.

Seeing them instead turn to fly away, that light fading. Bright orange and green quickening back to the strobe-light you’d first met them with, you can follow them for miles along the coast if you tried. Smaller and smaller, the further they get away from you. It’s a beacon–flying away on broken wings over an ocean of dark oil–and you don’t know whether you’re relieved they got out or disappointed that the kid couldn’t pull through and skewer the bastard.

But the world doesn’t fade into green fire. The sound of the waves and the empty wind closes around you. A vice grip. You breathe deep the smell of the salt air. No gulls tho. No feathers to find scattered across the roof. This place. This isolation. You’d purposefully retreated here, hiding in the one place that grounded you into your childhood and not–

But if you’re being honest, the silence might be making it worse. Trapping you in a malaise of lime-green poison and your own fuckin’ voice, too many voices, seeping in through the widening chasms of yourself, and yearning to fill the space with something else.

That something else is inevitable, you think. Maybe that’s why you keep yourself locked away. Grounded. Because you can’t destroy what you can’t touch.

The indicator light on your shades blinks in the corner of your eye, thankfully interrupting your train of thought. Pesterchum lights up, a friend request in orange and green.

DataJammer [DJ] wants to add you to their Chumroll. Accept?

You don’t even consider the other option.

Later that night you find a loose feather deliberately tangled in your hair, coming dislodged as you pull the comb through your careful ‘do. It lands on the porcelain sink, faintly shifting from green to orange as you watch. Dimly glowing even in the light from the overhead bulb.

Sonofabitch. They got you.

They got you good.

You feel strangely proud.

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#fictober19 #homestuck #homestuck fanfic #dirk strider #davepetasprite #davepeta #earth c fic #a sea with a sky full of diamonds #or diamonds for short #whelp guess what has a title now #fic:diamonds #kat's fics

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ghostsapphic · 6 years

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The Maximum Ride Movie Liveblog:

Jeb is very blonde here.

I’ve always wondered what happened when the flock was rescued from The School.

The baby!flock seem very unconcerned with the fact that they seem to have been discovered.

A+ child acting.

Bleugh I don’t like the music in the opening credits. On its own it would be fine but it already doesn’t fit the tone and aesthetic of this movie.

Why was Jenna Marbles the executive producer for this movie again?

Uhhhhh bad voiceover alert.

The first scene seems so fake.

~sarcasm font~ don’t you just looooove how much Max has been whitewashed in this movie?

This score already doesn’t fit with this movie at all. It would completely fit in The Neverending Story tho.

What was with that first Fang scene?

“The Nest”

I hate that their house isn’t on a cliff.

Fang.....your personality from the books......where’d it go?

I hate everyone’s fashion already.

“One cookie’s a snack, two’s a meal” says the girl whose metabolism is a billion times faster than any normal human.

What was with that creepy music?

The actress who’s playing Max isn’t exactly good, but she sure is hot.

I always forget how weird of a name “Eraser” is until somebody says it out loud.

I’ve heard people say that Gazzy is the only one who isn’t completely ooc in this movie and so far I completely agree.

“Were you really gonna put us all at risk just to go shopping?” how do they even get their food?

Max is so mean in this scene. Poor Nudge.

I’m glad that this movie covers where the flock gets there food from. I always had a million questions about that while reading the books.

Fang and Iggy look exactly the same.

Max is really not smart when it comes to cooperating with the rest of the flock.

IS JEB SUPPOSED TO BE MAX’S VOICE HERE?

What the fuck is Gazzy wearing?

The fact that Angel’s doesn’t talk means that there’s almost no reason for us to care about her being captured at all. At least in the book we establish that Max seems to care about Angel more than anyone else in the flock.

Nudge is so depressing here. What happened to “Motormouth Nudge”?

At the moment Nudge is already where she’s at near the end of the series. She claims that Max is selfish just like she did in Maximum Ride Forever.

BAD WING CGI ALERT!

BAD SLOMO FIGHT ALERT!

ARI LOOKS SO FUNNY JHAKJHSGaKSGJHSAJKG

BAD CGI CLOUDS ALERT!

Why is baby!Max drawing at The School? I’ve never thought about any hobbies that they could have had before escaping the school.

Honestly now that I think about it Jeb had a real stockholm syndrome thing going on with the flock while at the school (and it’s not even a movie exclusive thing). The kids worshipped him even though he was still part of a group of people who made their lives a living hell and didn’t do anything about it for TEN YEARS.

I hate the colour scheme of this movie.

I hate how everyone is wearing fingerless gloves. Why?

Fang......stop talking.

It also seems like he’s making a lot of the decisions for the flock in Max’s place.

“Why Angel?” that’s what i spent the entire series asking.

The fact that Nudge is staying at home means we won’t get to see any of her scenes with Fang and the hawks :((((((

The slomo walking shots are so dumb.

This movie is already hilariously bad.

Was Iggy touching the post supposed to be a nod to him being blind? Because tbh the books made it pretty clear that he knows exactly where everything is in the house, so it just looks like the actor messed up and they were too lazy to retake it.

This Eraser fight in the house is not nearly as fun as it was in the books.

KJALSGHKJASHKDA THE SHOT OF IGGY CARRYING NUDGE AND GAZZY AWAY FROM THE EXPLOSION ASFKJAHGS I’M SHITTING MYSELF WHY IS THIS SO FUNNY?????

The scene where Angel is doing that puzzle while getting shocked is significantly less impacting than the tests in the books.

Why are there so many faceless Jeb shots jfc.

Speaking of which, I hate all the shots of Max and Fang flying that seem to go on for a billion years each.

Is there supposed to be romantic tension here or something?

Ella is certainly.......old?

Max being rescued by Fang is so much less badass than the way she escaped the gunmen in the books.

I think this scene is trying to be intense but it’s really just overdramatic.

In what world was Max saving Ella her being selfish?

This music is also starting to remind me of the minecraft soundtrack.

These transitions are not working in the movie’s favour at all.

Oh god all the acting seems fake in the scene where Dr. Martinez tells Max about her chip.

DR MARTINEZ DOESN’T EVEN MENTION MAX’S WING WTF?

The scene of Max cutting Ella’s shirt is super intense for absolutely no reason.

Dr. Martinez and Ella deserve more screen time.

The dialogue of this movie is absolutely terrible.

The Max and Fang romance in this movie is absolutely pathetic tbh.

THE CHILD ACTOR FOR ARI IS SO BAD AT ACTING SCARY LKGJALSKD.

I kinda wanna be mad at this movie’s interpretation of Ari but then again, in The Angel Experiment his characterization wasn’t exactly any better. It was only in book 2 and 3 when he became one of my favourite characters.

Wait, when did Ari choose to become an Eraser?

How did a loud noise literally incapacitate the flock?

I’m kinda glad that this movie addressed why Jeb rescued the flock. Jeb was always one of the most confusing characters of the books (along with Angel) and I’m glad that the writers decided that maybe their audience isn’t as dumb as they think we are and that it would be smart to try to make the plot of this movie actually make sense for a second.

“I don’t like chocolate chip cookies anymore” MAX NO!

MAX STOP TRUSTING JEB YOU DUMBASS!

Oh wait she actually didn’t trust him nvm.

Have I mentioned how much I hate faceless villain shots? It’s so unsubtle.

This movie is trying way too hard to recreate book Max’s snark and failing miserably.

“There’s always a way out” LKSJALHKKLS BAD CALL BACK

Did they like, blow a hole in the wall or something? I genuinely can’t tell.

JUST LEAVE THE SCHOOL ALREADY!

Wait everyone’s gone except for Max?

Ugh I was getting so ready for Jeb to tell Max that she killed her own brother.

OH SHIT MAN IS THE VOICE COMING IN?

Wait this isn’t The Voice. All she’s seeing is random shots from the movie. This is just lazy.

Everything about Fax in this movie is extremely forced and uncomfortable and I feel personally offended.

The repetition of the line “this experiment’s over” just left me wanting more. Who’s replaying that line? And why? Just for the drama of it all?

Dear god this movie is bad.

But like, funny bad.

#maximum ride #maximum ride movie

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szopenhauer · 4 years

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Last thing that made you go “aww!” probably a dog I saw

Is a crow’s caw annoying to you? hmm... not usually, no

Do you enjoy jazz music? one song, when there’s another and more I get sick :x

Do you like the topaz birthstone? no What are your thoughts on gas prices? I don’t drive so no idea Are you an ass? can be Have you ever caught any fish while fishing before? I never went fishing nor want to Do you attend Mass? I listen to the mass online every Sunday even though it annoys me and I can’t focus much What was your favorite class in school? can’t decide, depends on the grade/school/teacher etc. Are you full of sass? I’m not Grav3yardgirl

Do you like razzamatazz ice cream? dunno what that is How often do you pass gas? in the morning - a lot, later - not at all unless I have a flare Do you have a favorite mug/cup/glass? I use those that I like less because I am afraid I will break those I love lmfao Name anything you own that is made of brass. I don’t think I own anything like that even tho brass is cool, I hate copper tho Does your grass need to be cut right now? I like it long, atural *wink wink* Would you like to live in a castle? Why or why not? too much space to take - that’s unfair as some ppl are homeless and nautre should be more free, it’s also too much space to clean and... to get lost in lol

Do you own a car? What kind? I don’t as I already mentioned I don’t drive

Did you live far from your parents, or close by? I live with them, still

Is it easy or difficult for you to open a jar? depends

Tell us how you got one of your scars. fallen from a clothes horse on a piece of wood and scratched deeply my left leg, wound was full of splinters

Do you wish upon a star? it doesn’t work, I tried...

Have you ever smoked a cigar before? nope, just a cigarette and didn’t like it

Would you ever have boudoir photography taken of yourself? Why or why not? hmm...

Do you know how to play the guitar? If not, would you like to learn? tried and it’s not for me

Have you ever had caviar before? Did you like it? I wouldn’t try that, gross and expensive for such a small amount of food

How old were you when you had your first kiss? 18 or 19

Miss anyone right now? sure

Are there some songs you cant listen to because they remind you of someone? could say so

Have you ever cheated on a partner? nooo

Ever been cheated on? kind of

Do you have a friend who you think you’ll be best friends with forever? my dad I hope

Does it annoy you when you accidentally delete things? very

What`s a movie / book / TV show / band / whatever you highly recommend? I usually don’t recommend anything to anyone without knowing them and their taste first

Are you anticipating or dreading anything? some things both at the same time even

What`s the most annoying thing in the world? can’t choose only one thing

When did you last use one of those water slides you put on hills? never

What does your bedside lamp look like? I have a green night light, used to have a mushroom one but I can’t find a light bulb to replace

What did you last take a photograph of? I took several today but the last one was of the wild flowers growing near my fence

When was the last time you got really frustrated with technology? today, my camera didn’t want to cooperate, not even mentioning my computer and cellphone failing me constantly

What was the last funny thing someone said to you? I don’t remember what was last, I know I said some dry/daddy jokes/puns myself

Who taught you to tie your shoelaces? I don’t remember but I know I do that differently than everybody else in my family

Do you want to move to somewhere else? If so, where? badly, just my own apartment

What’s your favourite picture of yourself as a child? hmm... dunno

Do you like your neighbours? some I hate

Does your room need to be cleaned? absolutely

Do you have a good relationship with your family? it’s complicated, depends on the family member, my father is my best friend tho

What is something people are surprised to hear about you? the truth? *shrug*

Do you hate any particular groups of people? yup but won’t list them in here

Do you fall up or down stairs usually? I don’t fall often enough to compare

Do you constantly break things? (By mistake or otherwise) luckily not

What was the last bug you saw? plenty of bugs this day

Are there any smells which make you feel nauseous? basically all of them make me feel nauseous

Do you have anything unusual in your bag? I suppose

What`s your favourite key on a keyboard? don’t think I have one, some I don’t use at all tho

Who`s your favourite character from The Simpsons? Or do you hate that show? Lisa I think

Have you ever had any friends who always tried to steal your things? sorta

If you were abandoned in the wilderness, would you survive? maybe How do you make your money? I use my parents money for now :( sometimes I sell my belongings

What color are your eyes? hazel?

How tall are you? 156 cm short

Which do you prefer, to eat or sleep? sleep

Do you look more like your mom or your dad? mom, besides eyes

How long does it take you to shower? about half an hour?

Are you flexible? in a weird way

Can you speak any other language than English? polish, a bit of russian and used to know Braille’a

What is the last letter of your middle name? I have no middle name, just confirmation one

Do you wear your seatbelt in the car?: yes

Are you scared of flying? not crashing but smells and noise and puking etc.

What do you sleep in? pajama Who was the last person you kissed? @muziasta

What jewelry do you wear all the time? recently necklace I got from my gf

Is the last person you kissed older than you? younger, almost 2 months hahaha

Do you have a favorite item of clothing? I like most of my clothes

Last movie you saw in theaters? last time I was in cinema I still attend high school, not a fan of that place

What was last thing you drank? water

Are you left handed? am not

What is the last thing you thought about? lots of stuff

Do you want to get married & have children one day? I don’t want any kids!

What is the most recent gift you’ve been given? a mug Did I just roll my eyes out loud Is what you’re wearing comfortable? why not?

Did you leave the house today? twice

Are there bumper stickers on your car? if I had a car...

Are you watching tv right now? What? I didn’t watch TV for months

Do you have a job? not currently

Have you ever shot a gun? in middle school

What do your parents do for a living? my mom is retired and my dad is a guard

Have you ever had a pet that had babies? noooo

What color is the blanket on your bed? blue and yellow with sun and moon

What are your parent’s middle names? they don’t have those

Have you ever broken a bone? just my nose?

Do you wear lasses? nope

What color are they? -

Are you currently reading a book? finished one and didn’t start another yet

When did you last get your blood drawn? not that long time ago

How many contacts are in your phone? about 5

What things do you take with you everywhere? that’s personal

Do you know someone that is/was over 100 years old? nah

Do you own any rings? yeah

Could you list all 50 states? no way

What internet browser do you use? Opera

Do you know someone that’s missing a limb? there’s this guy that sometimes takes a bus with me and he has no leg but that’s all

Are you a bad person? possibly

What was the last swear you said? not sure which was last, I say way too many for my own good :x

Have you ever called the police on someone? not me but my parents, also fire department

What is the most amount of pets you’ve had at one time? 2

When did you last check your email? last week

Have you ever ridden in an ambulance? few times

How long is your hair? short

Do you lock your doors at night? of course

Does your bedroom have a lock? sadly not

How big is your bed? smol

Do you know someone that was murdered? not personally

Do you know someone who’s pregnant not now

Do you wear a watch? no

How much jewelry do you own? too much for how often I wear it

Have you ever gotten x-rays? shitload

Do you wear gloves in the winter? fingerless

Do you consider yourself smart? in a way, I might be

Are your teeth straight? they’re not

Do you own a bike? push scooter but I plan to buy a bike of some sort this summer

Are you taller than your mom? I am :D

Have you ever been engaged? I have not

What, in your opinion, is the ugliest name? many are to me, especially those I relate to certain enemies

Have you ever come up with your own idea for an app? of a game

Do you remember to put the caps back on your pens? what for?

When’s the last time you sat on someone else’s lap? this week

Do you take naps often? once in a few months

Do you like to listen to rap? meh

Do you prefer gift wrap or gift bags? gift bags, gift paper annoys me and it’s worthless

What chore do you wish you could get done just by snapping your fingers? all of them? XD

Have you ever done tap dancing before? pretend

Have you ever felt trapped? always?...

Has a strap on your bag ever broken before? it started to so I changed it

Do you watch episode recaps, or skip ahead? skip

Do you know anyone who owns a Venus flytrap plant? my (now ex) friend wanted to, they’re interesting but you have to clean them and I’m not fond of picking up dead flies, yuk

Do you drink water out of the tap, or does it have to be bottled? bottled or I boil it

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askmyboys · 4 years

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Samael Galloway and Phobos Bates

Name: Samael Galloway | Nicknames: Sam/Gallows | Gender: Male | Age: Unknown | Species/Race: Human??? I mean- he sure don't act like one lmao | Height: 7'3" | Occupation: Mortician/Undertaker (whatever ya wanna call that) | Hair Color: Dark Brown (his hairstyle isn't very prominent, his hair is just thin and long and covers his eyes most of the time) | Eye Color: Dull Gray | Appearance: He wears a long black leather trench coat with a simple black shirt underneath it, he also has a long gray tie he wears along with the outfit as well, and of course he wears some black pants- (no, he doesn't wear all black just bc he's a mortician- he legit just likes the color more so than anything else), he wears a black homburg hat, he also of course wears black combat boots, annd he's got black leather gloves he wears as well (not fingerless), and to get this outta the way- he's got a circle beard- he doesn't... actually ever wear anything else much, that's his main attire like constantly- | Personality: woo boy here comes the hardest thing to explain... I will say he's cold and the epitome of evil essentially- to every one of the townsfolk and well- every being that's come in contact with him will say that, he isn't one to be messed with, he doesn't like people at all in the slightest and will only tolerate them for business purposes, he IS a mortician/undertaker after all, there's only one person he seems to not mind in the slightest- and that would be the Pallbearer that he works with, he is the only one Samael lets stay around, when he desires he can be pretty sick, twisted, and definitely cruel- He despises how many people try to snoop and spy on him to see what he's up to, he definitely believes the whole "curiosity killed the cat saying" and takes it v e r y literally, he isn't a talker- he's silent 99% of the time but when he needs too he WILL speak (tl;dr: Cold/Epitome of evil to most people but I mean what can they REALLY do, they have no actual proof he does evil things, he's also the only mortician/undertaker around so yeaahhh, he isn't one to be messed with tho- and their not wrong, will tolerate people but only for business purposes and nothing more, he doesn't seem to like anyone but the Pallbearer he works with and he can and will tolerate, when desired he can be sick/twisted/cruel, he h a t e s people trying to spy on his work or what he's doing when no one's around, takes curiosity killed the cat p literally in a way, doesn't speak 99% of the time but can if he needs, has absolutely killed a few people himself, DEFINITELY buried people alive before, he seems to enjoy the death and the sounds of grief as edgy as that sounds its true) | Side Facts: god- he's gonna sound so edgy but he's supposed to be this scary, creepy, disturbing dude- so anyways, he also enjoys building caskets- its actually fun to him to build these and to know he's either going to put someone who's dead or alive in here, something about that is... Satisfying to him, oh he also sleeps in a casket he built personally for himself- the inside is a dull gray cushion-y like material, meanwhile the outside has a rustic wood texture and it looks pretty scratched and beat up actually (its also a very dark brown/umber-like color), he also usually hangs around his little Cemetery in his spare time, going around and looking at the graves and the souls he's put to rest there essentially, he doesn't actually do much in his spare time really- he doesn't even go out into the town much himself unless the pallbearer is accompanying him even then, sometimes if its simple enough- he'll legit just send the other to go get the stuff he needs. and btw- while I'm at it- here's the fuckin Pallbearer's desc | Name: Phobos Bates | Gender: Male | Age: Unknown | Height: 5'2" | Occupation: Pallbearer | Species/Race: Human? He also doesnt fucking act like a human | Hair Color: Pitch Black with gray on the sides (slicked back hair) | Eye Color: Lava Gray | Appearance: Phobos usually wears a black suit with a white vest and underneath- oh and he's got a matching tie to go with his outfit, matching black pants and some rather fancy looking shoes to match as well, he mostly just has suits for his attire, all dark colors (he knows Samael cant stand bright colors or anything really colorful in general, so he keeps his outfits white, gray, and black), even the clothes he sleeps in is nothing special- just dark colored pajamas n such, and again to get the simple part out of the way- he's also got a circle beard as well, he's got no scars but he does have very dark circles under his eyes n such. | Personality: Has high respect for his mortician and is very loyal and honest to him, I wouldn't say its out of fear at all, he just legit holds high respect for this being... He's seen the pure evil, hatred, and all other dark things in this being's eyes, he's not even sure Samael is human himself, it wouldn't surprise him if he wasn't, truth be told, if Phobos REALLY wants he can definitely be just as dark as Sam can be, just as evil, he isn't afraid to do any dirty work either, while he knows not to step out of line and will usually let Samael do stuff unless given specific command to do so himself, he's like a lackey in a FEW ways, he's always the one to tell Sam that "there's someone who has gotten a l i t t l e too curious about us..." he knows that if Samael REALLY wanted, he could easily be disposed of by this being, he isn't got the strength or anything to stop him, but honestly... He probably wouldn't even try to anyways- he is THAT loyal and dedicated to this being (tl;dr: has high respect, loyalty and honesty towards his mortician, its not out of fear either, he's seen the pure evil, hatred and god knows what else just by looking into Samael's eyes which he doesn't see very often due to the other's hair usually covering his entire face p much, he CAN and WILL be just as dark as the mortician can be and isn't afraid to do any dirty work either, he just doesn't want to step out of line and usually lets Samael handle things unless given a specific command, he's sorta like a lackey, knows if Samael desired he'd be killed in a heartbeat but he wouldn't fight back or try to stop him solely out of loyalty and dedication, the one to alert Samael to intruders essentially, he does have some degree of control around the place I mean he IS the pallbearer and he WILL do his duties as well) | Side Facts: Like a Pallbearer typically will, he rolls the caskets out when necessary n all that, im too lazy to type up all what a pallbearer does rn but you get it im sure- anyways, Samael actually built him a casket as well which at first... he won't ever deny, it DID unnerve him but it turns out, Samael told him its a bed, and then showed him the inside which was pearl white cushion-y material, much like his own except for the inside color and outside color (outside color is black), Phobos of course did feel honored that Samael would even do such a thing for him ((listen, ok- I know he only tolerates Phobos but he's not going to let his Pallbearer fucking sleep on the ground or some shit)), they practically live in their little funeral parlor or whatever you wanna call it and the graveyards, like Samael- he does also actually hate people who snoop around, he just wants these pesky people to leave him and his mortician alone, he knows how mad Samael gets at them and he really can't blame them, after all- nobody likes a person sneaking around their property... Phobos is, again, he is usually the one doing the talking both for business and if he lures someone to Samael himself n all that jazz, he's also the one who mainly goes out into town to get supplies or things they both may need, he has only heard Sam speak a few times, maybe even only once or twice in his life and every time he hears that voice, even HE can't help but shudder, its so... unnatural sounding for a human voice, so deep and even raspy at times...

#new ocs #my ocs #samael galloway #phobos bates

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