#he’s more of a dog person

[esper-eclipse]

Spirits and such field trip to a Cat Cafe! Plus ones are allowed.

[astronomodome]

Rendog’s cousin being named Renbob implies that ‘Ren’ is a family name and thus that Mr. Diggity’s parents named him Dog

[bread-that-draws]

Flowey’s so funny and has me so fucked up like he’s a talking flower. He tries to kill you upon your first interaction. He is ten years old. He is damaged beyond repair. He’s a flower named Flowey. He’s become friends with every single character. He’s killed all of them countless times. He knows everything about everyone. He doesn’t care anymore. He takes care of his mom when she can’t take care of herself. He’s killed her before. He doesn’t care if you kill her. He thinks she’s trying to replace him. He just wants to be himself again. He wants to destroy everything. He hates you. You’re the only one who understands him. He wants his best friend back. He’s terrified of them. He believes in kill or be killed because he died by giving mercy to the wrong person. He believes himself to be the wrong person. He doesn’t understand when you show him that kindness he showed others, even when you know he could kill you for it. He’s tried every route. He asks you if you have anything better to do when you try to do the same. He’s a direct reflection of the player. He’s a fucking talking flower named flowey and his only voice line is by Ronald McDonald and his officially licensed plush does a little dance for you

[vvanessaives]

fitzjames petting neptune. if you even care.

[homoesia]

So I just had a thought

Remember how in the beast universe Dazai ends his life by jumping off a building? And Chuuya is upset that he didn't get to kill him?

But Dazai fell to his death. He fell.

Dazai's ability has no exceptions. He's immune to everything you throw at him. But his body obeys gravity just like everybody else.

And gravity obeys Chuuya.

Guys, he fell.

[natelia-aldelliz]

Ghost after meeting Soap.

Price : Have you slept?

Ghost : Depends what day it is

Price : Go to bed.

[alexpdcl]

y'all ever think about them and feel a little warm and runny inside

[kagooleo]

the gangs all here!!!

[kunikiiida-kuuun]

Those who haven't read Dazai's entrance exam LN don't even know that Fukuzawa literally entrusted the exam to Kunikida alone and Kunikida himself approved him and Fukuzawa took his word for it without any questions.

Dazai wouldn't even have been in the agency if it wasn't for Kunikida's trust in Dazai.

[ohgeesoap]

Soap's journal entries concerning dogs. Typed out under the cut in case they're difficult to read.

Consider me a cat man now.

We overcame ultranationalists, chopper crashes, danger close with gunships, but a goddamn dog is what'll get me into an infirmary? Rabies, ridiculous. What a waste of time. Obviously can't tell Price or Gaz. Nikolai seems capable of keeping a secret. Probably keeps vials of vaccine vaulted with manifest intel, secretive bastard.

--

And no, I haven't exactly been on my booster shots. Think Nikolai said every two years but didn't think I'd be back in Russia so bloody soon. So yeah, was happy to follow Price and Roach over the net. Not just because it meant I was far from the mutts, but because I got to listen to the two of them working together like we once did. There was the same option: take out the target or let them him pass. Nice to hear Price taking Roach under his wing. Know the effect it can have.

[arthursfuckinghat]

"I was gonna say you're like a son to me.. but you're more than that."

"It ain't that complicated!"

How quickly that shoulder pat of comfort turned into a condescending one.

[ryllen]

[ cute raincoat ]

[dragonanon]

Lucifer: Cerberus is an incredibly fearsome and dangerous beast. You need to stay far away from him-

Me: Heeheehee puppee!! *Giving Cerberus head scratches and kisses*

Cerberus: Boof! *Happily wagging his tail and giving slobbery kisses*

Lucifer:

[ghouljams]

Johnny is definitely the kind of guy who picks up large dogs under one arm and just carries them around.

More Soap on the farm headcanons, I love him he's so funny.

Absolutely he picks up the dog and carries it around like a sack of feed. Just holding the cattle dog under one arm, Mav doesn't care, wags his little tail as they walk around and barks at things like usual. Soap's been told multiple times not to hold the dog like that but he doesn't care. Mav doesn't complain so he just keeps pickin' him up and carrying him around.

Soap's the guy picking up the goats. Can't herd them so he just moves them physically. Definitely has raised enough of them that they just let it happen. Bottle fed animals come up to him and he just scoops them up. A favorite of the barn cats to no one's surprise. He's got a way about him that the particularly bad tempered animals just melt for. Show Soap a goat that won't stop headbutting, or a horse that bites, and he'll bring them back the best behaved animal you ever laid eyes on.(Give him a hellcat of a darling and he'll try to wife her up)

Strikes me as the guy you would see at the fair showing off heritage breeds. Also strikes me as the sort of guy that feels bad when he has to neuter an animal. Apologizes to the bulls when he's gotta snip them.

[oceanwithouthermoon]

imagine kuboyasu introducing saiki to his mom (which makes more sense in an established relationship, but honestly im thinking more pre-relationship because i think itd be really funny if aren gushed about his crush to his mom SO much and then when she meets him she treats it like shes meeting her literal son in law but theyre just friends at this point lmao)

and some time before they go into the house he asks saiki if he likes dogs and he goes "not really" and kubo is freaking out because he has like three dogs whom him and his mom LOVEEEE

and saiki just says he doesnt mind but doesnt care for them.. and the entire time before they go in, kubos just thinking like oh god him not liking animals/ESPECIALLY dogs is totally gonna be a deal breaker for my mom isnt it oh god my mom LOVES dogs what if she hates saiki ??

but then they go in and immediately the dogs are completely ATTACHED to saiki and they literally act like theyve known each other for years☠️he isn't particularly affectionate with them, but hes treating them like one of those pet owners who acts like their dog is just another person ? and he keeps TALKING to them and greeting them like theyre people ??

saiki going "no i dont like dogs.." while carrying a wagging bulldog as two other huge dogs weave around his legs

[rimbaud-fan-page]

*snorts the Stormbringer light novel*

So you see the reason it's confirmed that Chuuya is the original in the end is because despite that fact and everything he hears from the Flags and Rimbaud and Dazai, he still views himself as inherently inhuman which is why he allows himself to be weaponised, and if we look at the other characters heavily featured such as Adam and Verlaine, we see that they too hold contradicting views about themselves to what their reality is, so really the message of Stormbringer is that one's own self image is more important than the views of others-

*collapses*