#he’s the only tolerable one

[killiansprincss]

How is it that Adam is the best character in sex education

[ryllen]

A question I have just recently,

can Sebek handle spicy?

this is what i generally think of fae.

tho i think,

lilia knows spicy spices from his travel.

even tho in dragon form, malleus breathes fire from his mouth, and fire is hot, it might be like the kind of fire that doesn't hurt him in the first place

sebek father might bring spicy spice from human world with him, but since i think of him as a mellow man, he might not be interested in spicy food in the first place

[cardo-de-comer]

Hey! The way you drew Mr. Qi makes me feral, thank you. I love that man in a way one would love their neighborhood cat. Mysterious, I wish to know more of where he comes from, who he is, yet it's better to be kept secret. Again, thank you for drawing him in such a nice way, loved it, will continue to love it, and once I've sent this ask, I shall continue to stare at it like the feral animal I am over that man. Thank you.

thank you anon! <3 i miss him lots lately so here's some sketches

[kitamars]

high school joui 4 shenanigans

[r4trave]

hes the best bachelor idc idc

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

Culinary appreciation

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[jupitercl0uds]

i love how out of all the little things idw has confirmed canon, one of the most prominent ones is that robotnik is a gamer and specifically a twitch streamer.

like this is a real official idw illustration

also the chat is hilarious

perhaps he makes everyone watch splatoon 2 letsplays BY EGGMAN

[kamerlort]

dropping some chris/zach doodles before i go to work based on screenshots and funny texts i’ve found online.. they are my faves srry NOT SRRY ..!!! random thoughts i have about them are posted below cut 😇🙈😋🫶 ask to tag if needed

some headcanons for them that i think are funny and true:

- zach has had an obsessive crush on chris since childhood and it obviously becomes a billion times worse when they’re adults.. he hates it because he knows his crush will never go away EVERYONE POINT AND LAUGH!!!!

- chris is completely oblivious to zach’s flirting/failed attempts at being nice. he just thinks zach is being his typical self (cringe and fail) so he thinks nothing of it

- everyone on the tortuga knows about zach’s crush except the bros.. when martin finds out (before chris does) he uses his creature power suit to transform into a bear and he mauls zach 🫶🫶🫶 love wins

[vericey]

"They’re fashionable, Furina had told him weeks before, surrounded by a cloud of blue silk in the tailor’s fitting-room. At Neuvillette’s shoulder, a seamstress had hovered, breathing uncomfortably close to the place where his gills should be as she measured the circumference of his neck. Besides, with your height, a little bit of a heel will have everyone bowing down before you even have to speak. Humans respond better to orders from tall people.

Neuvillette had looked at Fontaine’s Archon, barely over five feet even in her own high heels, and sighed. She had claimed her presence was necessary for the tailoring of his official robes, and her advice sorely needed for the garments underneath, but he suspects she had primarily been motivated by the complimentary cake and sparkling wine that the shop’s owner had foisted on her the minute she stepped through the door. She had licked a dab of cream from her thumb and glared at him until he acquiesced, and allowed himself to be poured into the odd boots brought forth by a shop assistant."

[phantoms-world-and-more]

What if amity park was Gotham

So amity park happened decades ago and amity park is known as a ghost town because of all it's ghost sightings

One day a billionaire bought the property of amity park, bulldosed all the old houses and started to build a city on it

However amity park is still dannys haunt, he's been there for decades and will not leave his home, he still feels the need to protect his home from the assholes destroying it

But he doesn't want to hurt anyone so he keeps sending signs and signals that their not welcome but anytime someone brings it up their fired and replaced by the billionaire

After the construction is done Danny dosen't know how to feel about it, it's not his home, these people destroyed his home and are now disrespecting it more and more but he doesn't want to hurt anyone so he just keeps sending signals telling them to leave but once again there ignored

This continues for centuries with Danny (his need to protect his home is now overriding the dislike of hurting people) getting more and more violent and nasty to the people invading his haunt

It gets worse and worse, Gotham gets polluted, crime rates go up, the poverty line increases just all around getting worse and worse

But no ones leaving

So Danny keeps getting more and more hostile towards the residents of Gotham because this is his home not theirs

The rogues happen because they were subconsciously inspired by the rogues Danny used to fight and his memories bleed into their subconscious, that's why they all share some resemblance to ghosts he knows ;frostbite and Dr.freeze/ poisen Ivy and overgrowth/ freak show and joker ect:;

So the reason Gotham is so corrupted is because it was build on dannys haunt and he just wants them gone

The neighbourhood Jason grew up in is so bad because that's dannys neighbourhood and he keeps trying to force them away.

The only reason Danny tolerates Batman is because he reminds Danny of when he was protecting his home as phantom

[summershouto]

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[nekrotiize]

“Is Vegeta a Tsundere” - the greatest thread in the history of forums, locked by moderators after 12,239 pages of heated debate,

[trash-can-sam]

What happens when your coworker kills your other coworker but both of you are in a relationship (kind of) with the same ethereal woman who had an admiration for said dead coworker.

+bonus Evandrey because it’s funny to me (I’m sorry Eva.)

[yardsards]

clint mcelroy creating a dnd character: oh yeah, this bad boy can fit so much simple zest for life in him

[tvckerwash]

wash tormenting the reds in the most petty ways possible because he's still pissed off about them hitting him with a car and then blowing him up in s8 is so important to me you don't even understand

[mattodore]

theo: just bite down when i do. we'll see who can take it longer.

matthias: alright, bambi. you bite, i bite.