Nothing, and I mean, NOTHING, beats the way Rei casually says that Kazuki is his partner without any sort of hesitation.
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Evan Buckley is so fucking unserious LMAOO like he saw Eddie get all blushy and kinky when “she taught me math”, then took two season to become a mATH PRODIGY
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Prompt 76
Tim has no idea whether to laugh or cry. Bruce sends him away from Gotham to stay safe from Red Hood, yet who is standing there, in the Titan Tower, but the man himself. And if he was attacking or something then fine, he could deal with it. But no, the man is standing there, in the kitchen, cooking like it’s an everyday thing.
Like sure he’s cooking angrily and Tim swears he can see some sort of eye glow in the helmet, but it’s not like he’s actually threatening any of them?? The literal crime lord has been hissing about them not having any food and being out of medical supplies and who decided to leave a bunch of teens alone to take care of themselves. Which. Rude, he’s been taking care of himself for years, and both Raven and Beast Boy have too!
What type of scheme is this?!
Jason was going to go through with his attack on the Tower, he really was. But seriously, they didn’t even have any medical supplies, their cupboards were practically empty of food, and they didn’t even have any cleaning supplies. For fuck’s sake he’d gotten in so easily and it was a giant tower shaped like a T- everyone knew where it was!
Honestly it’s not his fault the pit rage went from being pissed to the literal child- which uh, huh he’ll have to freak out about that later- to raging about how he took better care of the alley kids than the heroes were taking care of their kids so guess whose going to have to fucking step up!
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I was coparenting a genderfluid demigod child with a bunch of friends, strangers, and also Chris Pratt. He kept acting like he was their real parent and deserved full custody despite not making any attempt to care for or understand them and they clearly disliked him.
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Tommy and Buck both being initially interested in Eddie but then dating each other because Eddie is “straight”. 💖
Meanwhile Eddie: (internal closeted screaming)
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Au where Shanks and Buggy became co-captains together.
Their crew is called the Red Pirates, both for Shanks' red hair and Buggy's red nose. Even though they didn't have their falling out, they're still emotionally constipated about each other and having been pining will-they-won't-they style for 20 years while somehow not realising the other feels the same.
They are best friends, they are co-captains, they are partners, they are boyfriends, they are married, they are in some kind of intimate relationship and both want to define their relationship as more but are too scared of ruining the careful balance that their strange friendship rivalry evolved into after all these years.
The moral of the story is change is hard but ultimately good and these old men need to stop pining and start fucking before their exasperated crew actually murder their self-doubting asses.
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I swear I always forget that Wilson is just an oncologist. I'm watching s1 e4, and after one of the babies died, Cameron doesn't want to go tell the parents because earlier, she hadn't told them everything and had gotten their hopes up. So the baby dies, and House tells her to go talk to the parents, and she argues with him, and as he's walking out the door and leaving, he turns to Wilson and goes, "Make sure she does her job."
Wilson is an oncologist, he shouldn't have even been there, and yet House just throws half of his parenting responsibilities on him LMAO
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"i will make you proud. i am afraid. i love you, even if i do not think you love me half as much. i will never treat my daughter the way you have treated me."
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Thank god for spider noir being in beyond the spiderverse because Peter b is going to need another adult to help out with his 6 kids. Especially since he’s going to have Gwen “I would break all rules just to see my favorite people in the world” Stacy, Hobie “Major InstigatorTM” Brown, Miles “I’m gonna do my own thing and it’s going to be chaotic and crazy” Morales, Pavitr “I am ready to go along with the ride so long as it’s against colonizers” Prabahakar, and Peter “I operate on cartoon logic” Porker all in one single group.
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