#help this is so random

[iaminevitable012]

Peter: I'D RATHER TAKE MY WHISKEY NE-

Tony: WhY ARE YOU DRINKING WHISKEY??? YOU'RE LIKE TWELVE!!!!

Peter: I'M NOT TWELVE

Tony: YOU'RE MY ADOPTED SON I THINK I KNOW HOW OLD YOU ARE

Peter: I AM NOT- wait what I'm your adopted son?? :0

Tony: lol didn't Pepper tell you

Peter: *on the verge of crying* oh my god Mr Stark Dad Sir this is the best day of my life

[fuzstar]

Well, I guess you never seen *this*

What?! This exist?? Nah bro got called a hobo 🥲

And Crack addict? You know what,this has grabbed my attention. Imma look this up :>

Also,this is my reaction looking at this xD

Yea,I know it's daft but let's pretend that's me. (I mean,if daft sees this,this would also be his reaction)

This is too funny tho,thx awa

[ripoffmyflesh]

! Rarepair/crackship ¡

✧Financier cookie x Pomegranate cookie✦

Help it feels legal while illegal to ship them help

Dumb goofy ahh headcannons of them here:

✿Pomegranate always being hate, disdain, not recognize the other (except for Dark Enchantress cookie and 70% for Financier)

✸Financier usually respects the opinions of others, or she just doesn't have much of an opinion at all

✿ Pomegranate just kinda have a little anger issues (mb just when something doesn't in her expect or something disturbed Dark Enchantress)

✸ Financier are usually the ones who will keep Pomegranate calm when Pome is angry.

⏤͟͟͞͞✪ Pomegranate usually forgot the she and Financier're dating, so she casually talk about how she really admire Dark Enchantress, Financier don't really care or bc she doesn't have anything to opinion about it.

💛❤

[chainsxww]

I like when y'all call me Rei but,remember that you can call me Ichigo too!!! (Or even Kurosaki lol....y'know? Call me with any name of Bleach,i like them all :3

[askscribblestuff]

airhorn,s are cooLIO!!!!!!!!!!!

iii tttthink theyre a bit too llloudd. . 

[violentdelightsbaby]

i don’t understand how peiple go to the gym with their friends?? like im in there looking like a lobster sweating buckets and you’re telling me you do that with ur friends for fun instead of going to the park or something???

[siamesedreamgirl]

do you have subways where you live??

help why did i think of the sandwich at first 💀

uhh yeah we dooooo

[quokkabite]

my biggest flex is having the luffy figure from the background decor of the minsung 2kr

[badolmen]

WARNING 18+

19

[hinamie]

how many hoodies can i give this kid

[bluerosefox]

Protecting Family

Hmmm

I'm on a Danny is Dick's child kick rn so I'm making more.

But lets add in some Ghost King Danny!, Dad to a deaged Ellie and Dan! And toddler Mar'i Grayson.

Danny was conceived during Dick's amnesia year when he was Ric and the woman couldn't find him to tell him (or maybe the Owls caught wind of the pregnancy and took her) and he ended up somehow (hmmm maybe a meddling time keeper?) with the Fentons.

Danny grows as a Fenton, he knows he was adopted btw, then becomes Phantom, protects Amity, becomes the Ghost King and things seem to be going okay between Amity Parkers and the Infinite Realms since they took care of the GIW problem, AND has been a good doting teen dad to his deaged 'cousins/clones' turned kids.

Danny was going to go pick his kids up from daycare one day when CHAOS happens. Just as he wrangles Ellie onto his shoulders, cause she wants to be tall today, and about to take Dan's hand cause he's and I quote "A big boy and not a baby like Ellie, Dad!" he suddenly feels the tug of his family being in danger.

Thing is, its a blood related danger. Meaning someone blood related to him was in grave danger, and by the emotions he can feel, its someone young, way younger than him.

Problem.

The only people Danny knows with his blood in their veins and are young enough for the feeling are with him.

So who?

But due to Danny being a protector spirit AND knowing the feeling is from someone as young as his own kids, Danny decides to use his Ghost King Powers to summon said person from the danger to him.

Danny opens his free arms out just as a tiny toddler with black hair like his own but with bright green eyes, even the sclera were green, in a ruined party dress drops from the sky from the summoning circle that had opened above him.

Danny stares at the terrified child, whose hands are tied by rope and was crying, and takes notes of certain traits she had that he saw every time in the mirror or on his own kids, same eye shape and cheekbones. He can tell his ghost core has claimed her as family but not as his kid though.

No the connection that formed was almost like his connection with Jazz but a bit stronger.

This kid, was his sister. His blood related one.

-Meanwhile-

Dick Grayson, aka Nightwing, and his family were freaking the fuck out.

Dick was already panicked when his daughter Mar'i had gotten kidnapped just a few hours ago by the Joker.

Now he was feeling pure dread when his daughter, who was about to be killed, was suddenly pulled into a strange glowing circle at the last minute and disappeared into thin air.

[sloanslone]

My FINAL Artemis x Aeolus fa...(My EPIC designs-Y'all really made me do this...)

(you'll see Artemis's antlers if you get pumba off her head ig 😭, I just didn't wanna draw a dead dog or fox on her....)

[chainsxww]

idk i guess Kenji is one of those type of guys who would randomly grab their lover and then start dancing salsa or merengue in the same spot.

[magentasnail]

I'm just a toy to you my love...

I saw someone comparing ford and fiddleford's relationship to ford and bill's relationship and I haven't been the same since

[vanishintoyou]

oh my fucking god i don't have any clothesssss