#hero is a smartass

[sunnynwanda]

Black hole

Part 2 for the Wedding bells snippet. The next parts can be found here and the finale.

The moment their eyes land on the ring, Hero jerks up. The slumber is chased from their eyes as their pulse picks up. It seems to be racing against time itself, frantic to comprehend the wave of heat crushing over Hero's head. They sit up in their bed, staring at their left hand. They know this ring. They've seen it one too many times in their dreams to forget its familiar weight on their finger.

They fold their elbow, allowing their hand to balance in the air. It doesn't feel foreign at all. Though it should. Hero was never a fan of jewellery, and it's not like their line of work allowed it, so they never wore much. But this, it feels comfortable. Like it belongs on their finger. Like it's always been there.

Hero exhales loudly, waving their hands over their face to counter the heat that blushes their cheeks. The movement sends a sharp jolt of pain between their ribs, causing them to stop with a hiss. Wait. Hero carefully peels their shirt off, examining their wound - a treated wound, mind you.

How the hell... and who..? 

They stop mid-thought. It seems they attempted to ignore a certain constant in their dreams for far too long. It's time they found out the truth of what was happening with their mind and, apparently, now body as well. And there's only one way to do it.

The bell chimes, announcing the arrival of a new customer. The coffee shop is rather empty for a Saturday morning, and Hero assumes not many were willing to wake up this early for a cup of coffee. Only two customers are waiting for their orders, and three more are at the counter.

Hero gets in line behind Villain, standing a little closer than necessary to whisper into their ear. "Hi."

"Jesus Christ," Villain jumps, glancing around to locate the intruder. "You scared the fuck out of me!" They complain, turning back aroun to face the counter and avoid Hero's scanning eyes.

"Since when are you scared of me?" Hero chuckles at their back, unfazed by the hostility. They need answers, and Villain's mood is of no concern to them. "Is that a new development?"

"Fuck off, I'm not committing a crime," their nemesis retorts, rolling their eyes at the customer in front of them that is taking their sweet time choosing a goddamn drink. Villain cannot fathom what could be taking this long.

"Are you not?" Hero muses, nudging their arm as they come to stand side by side. Villain's face is void of emotions despite the harshness of their words.

"We're in a coffee shop - you think I'm that desperate?" Villain quirks a brow. They sigh in relief when the person in front of them finally makes a choice, stepping aside to wait for their order.

"I don't know," Hero admits, but as Villain steps to the counter, they think of a way to test the waters. "Be a darling - grab me a coffee."

With that, Hero walks towards the corner table. Villain is stunned by the sudden change in their interaction style but shrugs and - much to Hero's surprise - obeys.

When they place the paper cup in front of Hero, they only hum in appreciation. As Villain sits opposite them, Hero decides to keep their charade up. They shrug their coat off, visibly wincing at the excessive movement.

"Does it still hurt?" Villain asks without thinking. Hero can bet they don't realise what they said yet. Just how far away is your mind?

"Yeah, it's a nasty cut," they take a sip of their coffee and have to stop a satisfied groan from escaping. Villain nods, staring out of the window absentmindedly.

Hero watches their face, noting their bloodshot eyes and bitten lips, before glancing at their long fingers wrapped around their cup and not finding a matching band. "Where's your ring?"

It's entirely out of the blue, and Villain is positively out of it because they reply before they can process the question and its implications. "I left it on the sink."

"After washing my blood off your hands?" Hero's intense gaze finally manages to draw Villain's attention.

"Wait, what?" Their face remains composed, but the storm in their eyes is a combination of shock and horror. Their fingers grip the poor paper cup until it bends in, causing the hot liquid to spill over their fingers, slightly burning their skin. Villain can't feel it.

"It was real, wasn't it?" Hero asks though the answer is clear now. They grab a napkin and reach for Villain's hand, forcing them to place the cup down.

"I don't know what you're talking about," it's a poor attempt at a save, given the tightness in their voice, but Villain had to try. Their brain is foggy with anxiety and something else they won't name because hope is a luxury they cannot afford. Not unless they are sure.

"Mhm," Hero nods and finishes with their fingers, discarding the napkin on the table before looking up at them. Villain struggles to keep their face emotionless when Hero's palm covers their knuckles gently. "So you guessed I was wounded?"

"You're always wounded. I'm used to your clumsiness," Villain jerks their hand away from Hero's grip, trying their best to sound snarky. "Tactical research, is all."

"Does knowing my coffee order provide a tactical advantage as well?" Hero quips, leaning back against their chair. Their ribs feel like they are about to crumble in, but their wound doesn't seem to be the sole reason.

"If I choose to poison you," Villain hates the way their stomach turns when Hero gives them a lopsided grin, their lips parting enough to reveal their front teeth.

Villain loves that goddamn grin so fucking much. 

"You mean to tell me it was all a dream?" Hero takes a sip of their drink, watching Villain fumble over the brim of their cup.

"Of course," Villain confirms in a decently confident tone, twisting the napkin between their fingers until it rips. "In what world would I marry you?"

Got you.

"Sure," Hero has to press their lips together to keep their smile at bay. They wait for a moment to make sure their voice is stable and to let the tension brew. If Villain's twitching is any sign at all, they are doing a fantastic job of it. "I didn't mention the wedding, though."

Shit. 

Villain bites their tongue as hard as they can. They taste blood, but that's what they get for not keeping their godforsaken mouth shut. Hero's stare is unrelenting and curious.

"You know I always feel sick when you use your powers on me. No wonder I've been so sick recently," Hero is right, they know that. They know everything about Hero, in fact. It doesn't make this any easier. "You're gonna have to explain what's going on."

"I-" Villain sighs, shaking their head. The sheer terror of telling Hero what's happening overwhelms them. There is no way they can put into words just what they've been going through.

The scope of their misfortune borders catastrophic ranges, with them caged in the very centre of the black hole that keeps compressing inside, threatening to shatter the universe over their head while they watch.

All they can do is watch.

Over and over again until their mind breaks.

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[brainrotcharacters]

deadclaws badassery where it's revealed Wade and Logan tested the distance on Logan's hearing.

Watch them hundreds of feet away from each other in the battlefield and all it takes to set Wolverine loose is for Deadpool to mutter "Logan."

gif credits to original owners!

[unfoggysight7]

hes so attractive why doesn't anyone else see it PLEASE

[shoutashii]

loving when ppl write toshinori (all might) as smart. like the golden retriever personality is his, but works scarily like present mics DJ persona- we've seen toshi get serious, we've seen him break down,, and we know he'd put his life on the line for his kids- yet he still manages to put on his signature smile. He's been a hero for a little around 35 years,, he obviously knows how things are run. He knows police procedures off the back of his hand, he knows how to learn everything there is about a person in 30 seconds flat, he knows the tells of a disaster in progress, he has the hero mindset to a Tee. If the dorky personality helps villains not notice the cogs turning in his eyes, it's just a slight perk.

Edit: upon seeing the reblog by @rurounivash I've realised that yeah lowk he goofs out on some things, sometimes he does just airhead his way through the day because damn, you can't expect the man to be vigilant 24\7 BUT, he does apply his godforsaken iq to learning how to do other things, i.e, teaching his kids

[stealingyourbones]

Gotta love when folks write Superman incredibly anti-clone even though he had good reason in the beginning to Not Like Superboy (HES A WINDOW INTO WHAT CLARK WOULD HAVE BEEN WITHOUT THE KENTS) and decide that forever on he’ll be spiteful towards clones even though he literally Does Not Care if you’re a clone unless you’re Superboy.

[epickiya722]

I have came to the realization, folks, that whenever Izuku's signature red shoes are talked about I have never seen someone actually call them "boots".

Even though they are indeed boots...

[let-us-cultivate-our-garden]

sorry, I just think it's funny how the Titan canonically hid glyphs from Philip and he STILL found all but one (and he would have found it eventually but Luz made it easier. thanks Luz!). It's just, if the literal god of that world couldn't stop him then Philip practically earned the right to become dictator.

and he's doing all of this while cursed, consuming palisman, and going through grimwalkers like Tic Tacs. Protestant work ethic at its finest.

[poppy5991]

At the press conference…

Endeavor: I am very sorry that my son set people’s houses on fire. We promise to fix this.

Meanwhile, Hawks: Yeah, I stabbed that guy and I would do it again. To be honest, I’m just here as emotional support for Endeavor, I don’t know wtf you want me to apologize for. They just like to put me on camera cause I’m pretty.

-

His tie says apology but his eyes say bitchhh

The commission ain’t around to hold him back anymore 😂

[helyeahmangocheese]

when yall talk about a heroes of olympus animated series do you imagine it releasing in like... 5-8 years depending on pjotv or do you imagine a chaotic period when they're releasing at the same time ∴ we would meet, like, live action Nico and animated Leo in the same year? or watch the Battle of Manhattan (and related deaths) at the same time as the Mark of Athena cliffhanger and/or the literal journey through Tartarus? cause now THAT sounds like a fandom frenzy

[marinerainbow]

(Alternatively, they go to the bar to try and intimidate her. She is not intimidated.)

Dolores: We're closing. I'm off my shift.

Smartass: Not so fast, Toots! *points knife at her*

Dolores: *puts her hands up* I'm sorry but we aren't serving at the moment, you'll have to come back another time.

Smartass: Eh-Eh! *keeps the knife pointed at her* You were on call while da rabbit was hidin' here! You 'suspect' us to believe you didn't know nothin' about it?

Dolores: I'm afraid I don't know what you're talking about.

Smartass: Don't play cute, dollface! Dis bar don't soirve toons!

Dolores: Of course we do we serve everybody! You should come back when you get some manners!

Smartass: *looks genuinely surprised at this but then recovers* Search the place, boys!

Greasy starts rooting through the bar, Wheezy tests the walls, Psycho throws things off the shelves for Dolores to feebly catch. Stupid checks under obviously uncovered tables.

Smartass: Shame dis place sure is 'deserv-ed!'(!) Would be a real tragedy if somebody came in and hadda shut ya down(!)

Dolores: ...You wouldn't dare!

Smartass: The economy ain't good deese days, nevah know when another 'Repression's' gonna strike. All we'd hafta do is let a couple rats loose in da place. Though what's a rat when youse already had a rabbit?

Dolores: You're cruel!

Weasels: Thank you!

Dolores: Why, your own mothers would be ashamed of you!

Weasels: *burst into giggles*

Smartass: We ain't got muddas! But we got a Boss, and he don't just work in ToonTown. He's got thumbs in all the right pastries. Take it from me, Angel Face *puts arm around as far as he can reach* it ain't paintin' a pretty picture. Now, we don't wanna hoyrt an old, toilin' lady and undo all those years of hard woyrk! We're stand up fellas, ain't we boys?

Wheezy: Yep.

Greasy: Caballeros...

Psycho: Stand up, Stand up!

Smartass: So, I'm gonna ask this real nice-like one more time...where did Valiant take da rabbit?

Dolores: *sighs* He...he took him back to the Office...Valiant and Valiant PI...that's all I know.

Smartass: Good Goyl! Dat wasn't so hard was it? Looks like we'll be comin' back here some day after all boys! Now get in the jalopy we got a pig and a rabbit to roast!

*Dolores breathes a sigh of relief. She's bought Eddie and Roger some time. She grabs her coat and heads for the movie theatre.*

It somehow got better!!!

I love both of the scenarios you wrote, but I feel like this is probably closest to what cononically happened between them all. Doom sending the weasels to interrogate Delores, and her tripping them up with words rather than a chase. Eddie fled away in a chase scene, why not let Delores mislead them?

[depressedstressedlemonzest]

I just love them. Even when they don't agree.

He is your sweetheart belle.

Just admit it.

Oh shit

Just their desire to save the other over themselves 🥹

HE SAVED HER

Of course he did. Never doubted it for a second.

You're a hero rumple you can do it!

🎶cuz its not too late, its never too late🎶

👏👏👏👏👏

Damn emma "you were his maid you'll clean up his ashes from the floor"

Oh!! Giant slingshot!

Fucking david.

"If Sir Castic" okay zelena you have some good lines I admit. But I still don't like you.

And fucking belle with the crossbow 🤣😂🤣😂

[christinered]

This is what you need to be a Mother.

~Red

[writeriguess]

I gotta say☝🏼 you are too good of a writer, I THANK YOU!!! Soo I got a request for ya! I was thinking about Katsuki having a major crush on reader(who secretly likes him too) trying his hardest to make her fall for him. He sees that showing off his "skills" just isn't enough, so he makes multiple attempts to flirt with her until he can finally see her become a blushing mess. (≧∇≦)/

Flirting Lessons

Katsuki Bakugo was many things—loud, brash, stubborn, and explosively talented. But smooth? That was a different story.

Unfortunately for him, his usual methods of impressing people—blowing stuff up, dominating in combat, and being the best at literally everything—didn't seem to be working on you. And that was frustrating as hell.

Because, damn it, he liked you.

You were different. You didn't fawn over his strength like others did, and you sure as hell didn’t let his temper intimidate you. You treated him like a person, not just the future Number One Hero. You teased him, challenged him, and worst of all, you didn’t even seem affected by him.

He had to change that.

So, Bakugo devised a plan: Operation: Make You Blush.

Attempt #1 – The Classic Show-Off

It started with what he did best—showing off.

During training, he made sure to push himself even harder than usual, making his explosions extra flashy, his dodges extra sharp, his victories extra brutal. Every time he landed a hit, he’d glance at you, waiting for that moment when you'd look at him with admiration, maybe even awe.

Instead?

You yawned. Yawned.

“Oh wow, another explosion. Shocking,” you deadpanned, leaning against the wall. “What’s next? You breathing fire?”

“The hell?! That was awesome!” he snapped, stomping over to you. “You try pulling that shit off, smartass!”

You smirked, tilting your head. “You’re already great, Bakugo. No need to keep proving it to me.”

For a second, he forgot how to breathe.

You—wait. Did you already think he was great? Did that mean—no, wait, focus. That wasn't enough. He needed to see that flustered expression.

Time for Plan B.

Attempt #2 – The Accidental (Not Really) Touch

The next time he saw you, he made sure to get close. Real close.

It started small. Brushing past you in the hallway, lingering when he handed you something, letting his fingers graze yours just a second too long. He even "accidentally" sat too close during class, his knee nudging against yours under the desk.

But did you react? Nope. You just gave him a look and went back to taking notes.

Fine. Desperate times, desperate measures.

One afternoon, when you were reaching for a book on a high shelf, he saw his chance. Casually, he strolled up behind you, caging you in with one arm as he grabbed the book himself.

"Need some help, princess?" he murmured, voice low and teasing.

You turned your head slightly, blinking up at him.

"Thanks, Bakugo," you said simply, taking the book and walking away like nothing happened.

He stood there, book still in hand, fuming.

Attempt #3 – The Nicknames

Alright. The nicknames had to work.

He started off easy—"Dumbass," "Extras," "Nerd." But those were normal, and you barely reacted to those.

So he stepped it up.

"Oi, sweetheart, you comin’ to train or what?"

"Keep up, babe, or I'm leavin’ your ass behind."

"Damn, you look good tod—" No, too much, too much! Abort!

At first, you just rolled your eyes. Then, slowly, he started catching it—the slight hesitation in your step, the way your ears tinged pink for a fraction of a second before you forced yourself to act normal.

Bingo.

He grinned. "What's the matter, sweetheart? Cat got your tongue?"

You scoffed, shoving past him. "Keep dreaming, Bakugo."

But you were blushing.

And he saw it.

Attempt #4 – The Direct Approach

By now, he was feeling cocky. If the nicknames worked, then maybe—just maybe—he could push it further.

So, one day, after training, when the two of you were the only ones left in the gym, he decided to go all in.

"Hey."

You turned around, towel around your neck, sweat still clinging to your skin. "Yeah?"

He smirked, taking a few steps closer until he was right in front of you. "You're into me."

You blinked. "Excuse me?"

"You're into me," he repeated, tilting his head slightly. "I see the way you look at me when you think I ain't payin’ attention."

Your face remained neutral, but he saw your grip tighten on your towel.

"Wow," you said flatly. "Humble much?"

"Tch, I'm not wrong," he shot back, crossing his arms. "So just admit it."

You stared at him for a long moment before letting out a slow sigh. Then, with a small smirk, you leaned in—close enough that he could feel your breath against his skin.

"If I'm into you," you whispered, "then what does that say about you, Bakugo? Since you've been chasing after me this whole time?"

His brain short-circuited.

For the first time, he was the one caught off guard.

You? You just winked and walked away, leaving him standing there like an idiot, face burning hotter than his explosions.

Shit.

Final Attempt – Success

Days passed, and despite his failure, he didn’t give up. He couldn’t. He just needed to hit you with something you wouldn’t see coming.

And then, it hit him.

Late one evening, as you were sitting outside the dorms, enjoying the quiet, he walked up and plopped down next to you. No teasing. No smirks. Just him, sitting there, staring at the sky.

"You're really somethin’ else, y'know that?" he muttered after a moment.

You glanced at him. "That a good thing or a bad thing?"

He scoffed. "Dumbass, it's a good thing."

Silence.

Then, softer, almost hesitant—"I like you."

Your breath hitched. This… this wasn’t his usual cocky, over-the-top flirting. This was just him. Honest. Real.

And that was what finally did it.

Your face turned bright red.

Bakugo saw it. He smirked.

"Finally," he muttered.

"Shut up," you groaned, covering your face.

"Nah," he said, leaning back with a grin. "Took me long enough, might as well enjoy it."

And for once, you let him have his victory.

[yukioos]

what would the terms of endearment be in a pre-relationship and official relationship with monoma, bakugo, shoto, and hitoshi?

what they’d call their partner and vice versa hehe

(づ๑•ᴗ•๑)づ♡ thankuuu

terms of endearment before and during relationship

featuring izuku, katsuki, shoto, eijiro, denki, hitoshi, neito

izuku midoriya

pre-relationship, i feel like izuku calls you a shorter version of your name, or a little nickname related to your own. he’d be nervous to mess up around you if you didn’t know he liked you, but he definitely gives you compliments and call you cute and pretty, although he doesn’t refer to you as that like he would with a nickname.

when you’re in a relationship, izuku calls you about any nickname imaginable. the most common ones are probably honey, sweetheart, sweetie, and love. he’d still be nervous to call you nicknames because he gets a little embarrassed at how you make him feel.

loves it when you call him zuku, honey, cutie, sweets, etc! he appreciates any nickname you call him as long as it isn’t degrading or rude.

katsuki bakugo

pre-relationship, katsuki calls you something like idiot or dumbass, though, in his mind, it is affectionate. most of the time, he just calls you by your name, however.

while in a relationship, he most likely continues calling you the nicknames he called you pre-relationship. in private, he’s overall a lot more touchy and comfortable because it’s just you two, and that’s when he calls you nicknames like doll and sweetheart. usually, he just uses those terms to tease you and make you flustered.

he loves it when you call him any nickname, though he won’t admit it. you’ll call him kats, kitty cat, baby, honey, and sometimes even dynamight if you’re feeling silly. he prefers it if you don’t call him by his hero name, however. he just wants to be known as katsuki to you.

shoto todoroki

pre-relationship, i don’t think shoto calls you many nicknames, as he didn’t grow up with his parents calling each other sweet names. however, he gives you subtle compliments by calling you pretty or beautiful.

when in a relationship, he calls you many nicknames, however i think he calls you love and wife. he would finally grow enough confidence and get past his worries, and call you honey and sweetheart.

shoto feels so loved when you call him sho, baby, cutie, and multiple other nicknames. he just loves anything you call him, including his actual name.

eijiro kirishima

pre-relationship, eijiro calls you anything and everything. some of these included baby, pretty, sweets, and a shortened version of your name.

while in a relationship, he basically just calls you the same things he called you pre-relationship, except he begins to call you love. not much changes, maybe just what nicknames you call him instead.

eijiro loves it when you call him eiji, my love, handsome, honey, etc. he doesn’t care much about what you call him, but loves that you have nicknames for him as well.

denki kaminari

pre-relationship, denki calls you so many nicknames, you could write down a whole list. he calls you nicknames like baby, pretty, cutie, and something related to one of your physical features.

while in a relationship, he calls you the same names he called you pre-relationship. again, not much changes besides the fact that he calls you honey and sweetie.

denki loves it when you call him denks, baby, honey, and just any nickname! it makes him feel so loved that you don’t just call him by his government name.

hitoshi shinso

pre-relationship, hitoshi doesn’t call you many nicknames because he doesn’t want to overstep and make you uncomfortable. however, he gives you compliments like pretty or smartie pants, sometimes smartass if you’re particularly sassy.

when you’re in a relationship, he calls you honey, darling, sweetheart, beautiful, love, etc. if the two of you got married, he’d refer to you as ‘my wife’ most of the time instead of your name.

hitoshi goes crazy when you call him honey, baby, love, toshi, sweetheart, and handsome. he feels like you’re constantly giving him compliments with what you call him.

neito monoma

pre-relationship, neito calls you sweetheart and honey, though he claims it’s in a teasing way. truthfully, he calls you that in a loving way, though he never admits it.

when in a relationship, he continues to call you sweetheart and honey, along with darling and my love. he always says it with a proud smirk on his face, knowing he always flusters you with the names.

neito loves it when you call him honey, love, sweetie, and baby. you love bothering him by calling him mama, a shorter and weird version of his last name, he hates it, however, and rolls his eyes whenever you call him that. he’s obsessed with how you say them, too.

hope you enjoy this! i didn’t add much about what reader would call the characters because everyone prefers to call their loved ones different names.

[ammoniteblue]

some random kenji thoughts

he is NOT an early bird. kenji sato likes his lie ins. those mornings where he can spend an extra hour or two stretched across his bed. no morning practice to rush to. no fan event to be late for. nope. just him, his massive bed and peaceful sleep.

hates horror films. this man’s whole life is basically a horror movie. fighting against man eating, sky scraper tall monsters ?? why would he pay ten dollars for a movie ticket when he could just walk outside and experience that fear for free ?? or he could go through an old family photo album and experience the crushing terror of realising that by living one parents dream he lets down another…..

kenji sato does not share. this MAN CHILD is an only child. and his parents worshipped him as a kid. crayons, snacks, figures. it don’t matter if they’re kenji’s they are KENJI'S. would smack another child’s hand away if they dared to try and touch them. even as an adult he struggles to share stuff.

likes his women bossy. kenji likes a girl that can tell him what to do. he’s an egotistical smartass with plenty of wit and charm. he needs someone who can keep up, keep him in line.

was bullied at school in the states. i feel like the movie drops lots f hints that he struggled in the states. the stuff he said about kids teasing him for his food ??? his name ??? probs why he started going by Ken and he uses the word ''bro'' all the time. plus that ego ??? defo the result of a childhood spent as an outcast.

what do you guys think ?? drop any other thoughts below. part 4 of not a hero, just an author will be out shortly !!!

[marinerainbow]

//Hiiiii! ^^ Long time no see, I've been busy! I just logged in immediately in the middle of the night because I'm just thinking...you have to wonder how Dolores actually managed to "shake the weasels" right?

*shot of the Dodge Humpback with voices inside*

Psycho: It's been too looooong!

Wheezy: *hacks*

Greasy: How long we gotta stay here, eh?

Smartass: Keep ya lips zipped ya imbeciles! We wait as long as it takes for Little Ms Mother Hubbard to leave the cupboard, capische?

Stupid: Duh, what's she hidin' in the cupboard, is it a birthday cake?

Smartass: Not da real cupboards you rube! The one where dey store da liqueur.

Psycho: Heeeee I know how to lick! *licks Greasy*

Greasy: Ayyy! *cursing in Spanish, broken up by hisses and smacks*

Wheezy: You're gettin' ash on the upholstery!

Stupid: Ooh dog pile!

Smartass: GET OFFA ME YOU BUNCHA MEATHEADS!

*sounds of muffled weasel violence*

Dolores: *exits the station bar and walks down the stairs*

*inside view of the car*

Smartass: Dat's her!

Dolores: *eyes dart carefully before she makes a beeline across the street*

Smartass: *grips hands on the steering wheel* Okay, let's amscray.

*The dodge follows Dolores to a cab where she gets in and turns around*

Smartass: She's seen us!

Wheezy: Let's go!

*as the car steps on the peddle Dolores pays the driver*

Dolores: Quickly Mack, take me to the Central Nickelodeon Theatre and hurry! There's an extra tip in it if you lose the car behind us.

Driver: A getaway huh? Yes Ma'am!

*the cab backs up so quick it startles the weasels and speeds off down the narrow streets. Smartass stays on them but when they reach another corner they hit a fruit salesman and scatter oranges everywhere. One hits Stupid in the mouth and Wheezy in the eye. Greasy protects his neck from an oncoming clothes line only to be blinded by a shirt. He snatches a brassiere off the same line which gets stolen by Psycho. The car hits another turn and they're in traffic. They've lost the cab.*

Greasy: I can't see, they got away?

Stupid: Yup! Two escapeès in one day, dat's a new record huh Boss-?

Smartass: *grabs him by the snout and slams his whole head onto the steering wheel so hard the horn goes off*

Hey! It has been a while. How are you? I hope life has been treating you well ^^

Omg XDDD I really wish we got to see Delores and the weasels!!! She's a tough lass, I bet she gave them plenty of trouble- without getting herself in trouble with them ^^

I want to see this entire scene animated XD