#hes literally a praying mantis

[velvetsssapphic]

He's literally a bug

[bunnyboy-juice]

NO MORE ASSOCIATING THINGS WITH FEMMES ONLY BECAUSE THEY ARE PINK!HYPERFEM FEMMES ARE GREAT AND I LOVE YOU CAMPY FEMMES WHO EMBODY PINK BUT ALSO JESUS CHRIST CAN YOU GUYS NOT GO MORE THAN ONE DAY W/O TRYING TO SHOEHORN FEMMES INTO BEING ONLY PINK UWU BABIES. I AM FEMME AS IN GRASS AS IN DIRT AS IN TREE BARK AS IN WEEDS SPROUTING THROUGH THE SIDEWALK CEMENT. FEMME AS IN GENDER NONCONFORMITY AS IN FUCK YOU MY FEMININITY IS WHAT *I* SAY IT IS. FEMME AS IN DEPTH AND DARKNESS AND WARMTH AND TERROR. FEMME AS IN CAVES. FEMME AS IN LIGHTNING. FEMME AS IN AN AMALGAMATION OF TRAITS THAT I HAVE DECIDED ARE FEMININE REGARDLESS OF WHAT SOCIETY SAYS. FUCK IS IT THAT HARD TO UNDERSTAND?!???

[blondeaxolotl]

Sebastian being literally cat coded in your version I love it, i wonder what else he does besides purr :3

He purrs, he mrows, he mrrps, he hisses, he sheds, and he sometimes full on just shapeshifts into a cat with his evil goop demon powers and then sits on Grell's desk in order to stop her from doing work and pay attention to him and only him

Did I mention this behavior is in the family tree, Sebastian literally got this from his father. The obsession and hyperfixation on cats runs in the family on his fathers side

[urproblematicfav-arsonk]

Valentino baby pics leaked

[bangobeep]

my awful AWFUL mantis man

[aperfecta-rt]

messy sloppy "Fairies from Little Red" sketches (Little Red is a fanfic I wrote that was so wildly au and distant from any source material that I made it an original story) ramblin oc info below cut

Fairies are small feline bipedal creatures (usually two or two-and-a-half feet tall, tho they can get up to three!) They're similar to the average house cat in appearance but they generally have bigger ears and a "lion's tail". These guys are defo not drawn to scale

up at the top left having a sit is POPPY!! Arguably the main character of Little Red, tho his two older brothers are equally as "main". He's still a lil kid so he scrapes one and a half feet tall- a baby. His fur is all white, and he's missing his left eye and ear from what appears to be a burn scar

middle t-poser is Max (short for Maximum Power- name he picked himself) who is a BIG BEEFY BOY at juuust shy of 3 feet tall. He is very active and works out a lot. He's about as grown up as a 20 year old human would be, but he's still a silly goober that likes to climb trees (usually fails) and annoy his sister. He's got an orange tabby-ish pattern!

rightmost t-poser is Max's adopted sister Jade. I drew her with eyelashes bc I think she'd want me to draw her with eyelashes like that. She's a bit younger than Max and not quite an "adult" but she's pretty average sized- lil over 2 feet tall. She is not average in having long fur tho- most fairies don't. She doesn't like it bc she can't wear tight-fitting clothes or it smushes all her hair down, which is uncomfortable. She's into anime and likes to draw, currently in her emotionally withdrawn teenage phase. She's short-tempered but very kind and caring once she warms up. Her fur is mottled silver with a bit of a tabby pattern- it's very pretty and unique.

[despairforme]

I find it amazing that someone as beautifully slender as yourself could be so incredibly strong. It's poetic, almost, like you are a work of art only found in the greatest fiction. I see myself in you. I know your pain, and how you feel inferior, but you are not. You are a wonder, unique and lovely. You are a gift to have around, just keep that in mind. This world is unforgiving, but I am sure you will find your happy ending, dearest.

❝ Tesla.... Ya got competition. ❞ @cinghialefedele .

[cogcltrcorn]

they listened to people complaining about armand pumpkin eyes and they fixed it. can you imagine. anyway he will eat my brain with a spoon and I will gladly oblige

[dangerdayyys]

i miss francis :(

[indiweb]

⠀⠀ ⠀ 𐚁ྀ I WANNA DRINK UNTIL I ACHE ? ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ sukuna ⋆ geto ⋆ nanami ⋆ toji ⋆ shiu

⠀ ⠀⠀ " jjk men testing out their favorite kinks on you. "

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明示的 ⌇ nsfw. fem!reader. doggystyle & breast groping. missionary & finger sucking. pronebone & bondage. multiple orgasms. leap frog & mirror fücking. full nelson & overstimulation. man handling. ( wc. 2k )

SINCERELY , YOURS TRULY Ξ ©INDIWEB, 2024

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⍟ RYŌMEN SUKUNA ◞ ───── missionary & finger sucking.

⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀" f— fuckkk , just like that , baby. " his strained and husked tone had chills radiating down your spine , back arching off the memory foam mattress he was currently pounding you into. your legs were firmly wrapped around his waist , limbs growing loose at any given moment he curled his hips and bucked right in that oh-so sweet spot of yours he knew all too well.

⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀your walls clenched around his pulsating girth like a pray mantis to her lovers head. the sensation was eradicating. you could feel every inch of him , figuratively and literally , the man likewise. all he could simply do with each thrust he slammed against your thighs , was utter the same phrase over and over again ; " ya feel s'fuckin' good , love. "

⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀each hip snap. each contorted breath. each sweat bead that trickled down sukuna’s ever so toned body , it all led up to him hovering over you. two of his digits were shoved into your mouth , your plump lips lining the base of them as your sopping juices coated your throat. he wanted you to taste yourself. to see just how addicting you could be , that it drove him mad. it didn’t help that you were sustaining gags from the length of his thick fingers , every movement he made causing his fingertips to brush against the back of your neck.

⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀the pads of his fingers put pressure on your tongue , your eyes that were already seeing the white tunnel rolling back even further whilst you arched your back towards his chest. succumbing to his touch was one thing , but melting into nothing but an erotic whining mess was another. it only fueled the man’s already enlarged ego even more. he loved watching how you took every centimeter of him in that tight cunt of yours. how you smothered him in your essences from both ends. it was all so euphoric for sukuna.

⍟ SUGURU GETŌ ◞ ───── doggystyle & breast grōping.

⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀everyone knows that phrase ; face down , ass up. well , you’d be the embodiment of said phrase with how suguru was arching your back , almost snapping like a twig. each buck against your ass had pin needles decorating your smooth skin. it sent you overboard , jaw entirely unhinged with nothing but raw sounds of genuine ecstasy traveling out.

⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀his sleek , yet tender fingers kneaded the flesh of your breasts , hiccups itching after every ragged breath you took. the solidity of your nipples only edged suguru to fondle them more , the thick of your lashes fluttering with ease. the way his skilled digits massaged your flesh felt like you were riding through the clouds , weaving into the sensation of his leaking tip prodding at the entrance of your womb.

⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀how he filled you up entirely was brain-numbing. stomach-churning. gut-wrenching , even. the veins that traveled along his base rubbed you off perfectly , whines and cries of mercy interlocking with the jaw dropping moans that radiated from your mouth. " ya like being touched like this , huh? how adorable , " his words were leering , the gears in your head turning with each vowel that was stated.

⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀his hot breath fanned your neck like a scorching summer evening , the sweat coaxing your skin only worsening the endurance as you bared his warmth. whilst he continued to ravage your body as if his life depended on it , all you could simply do was enjoy every last second of it. your mind grew cold and body fell numb to his touch , whimpers following behind each melancholy grasp he made against your flesh. it was rough yet so endearing simultaneously , it drove you crazy.

⍟ TOJI FUSHIGURO ◞ ───── leap frog & mirror fücking.

⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀it never occurred to you how undeniably hot you looked while being folded clean over , and pounded into from behind. how distinct your own back-arch was. the sight was alluding , your droopy eyes getting lost in the reflection of toji abusing every aspect of your pleading , yet dripping cunt. you could visibly see the hand prints he engraved along the layers of raw flesh on your ass , his fingertips dancing along them and sending stinging sensations to shoot all down your spine.

⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀his thighs clapping against your own not only sent your body jolting with every thrust , but had your mouth unable to stay closed. it’d fall open ajar with vaguely inaudible noises spilling out all over the place. the air was thick , moisture polluting it from the mixture of body movement and his ragged voice alluring you with each remark he made about your state of mind.

⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ " how cute , ya can’t even watch yourself properly , " he’d mock with a trailing ass slap following shortly behind. you were incapable of even murmuring out a cry , grumbles and babbles being the only sufficient way you could respond to his dick opening you up wider than a balloon.

⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀the pillow that soaked up the remains of your bodily fluids rested diligently beneath your chin , arms folded across with a merciless grip teething at the seams. it was the most untainted thing in the room , your body falling victim to toji and his belligerent ways of making every crevice of your being contort into unsustainable pleasure.

⍟ SHIU KONG ◞ ───── full nelson & overstimulation.

⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀your legs ached more than ever , toes stuck in a prolonged curled position from the state of your body. your own hands were delving into the flesh of your thighs whilst your upper body was squished together like a pretzel. despite shiu’s hands holding your neck in place , the aggression that laced into each thrust he gave caused not only your head to thrash around , but your eyes to flutter vigorously.

⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀you’d beg him to slow down , to tone his aggression , yet the euphoria that tediously crept up your spine only dispersed through the pumping veins of your aching body with each thrust he made. your mind felt like jello ; leaking all over the place after being left out in the beating summer heat , especially with the way your skin stuck together from the intense sweat layers that coated all over. all you could hear was a ringing sound in your ear that lowered at any given moment he muttered those endearing , yet vile words in your ear.

⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ " c’mon , love , cover me in your juices. i want to endure every last bit of you. " it was disgusting ; any sane person would think , though you couldn’t help but feel your insides knot together like some sort of ballon animal. you couldn’t respond back , a some-what haze of ecstasy eating away at the remains of your brain. or , what left you could use of it from the rest succumbing to his wrath.

⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀in comparison , you felt as if you were a sort of sex doll. being so lost out of your mind , you just accepted it and allowed shiu to slide his girthy erection through your slick folds after every orgasm that leaked out of you. it didn’t matter if it were five , or fifteen , you lost count after the first three. and , to be frank , you couldn’t perceive time with how nothing but pure babbles mumbled through your parted lips.

⍟ KENTO NANAMI ◞ ───── pronebone & bondage.

⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀typically , being restrained in any form , or way , would give you anxiety. it’d make you feel as if your chest was caving it whilst the walls crumbled down all around you. like if you were to try and break free , it’d be the last thing you do. the last sufficient breath your body would be able to take. that feeling haunted your dreams , lingering in the shadows like some monster.

⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀though , with kento , it was like you were suffocated by not only his intense love and admiration for you. but was overwhelmed by his affection that the thought of him binding your limbs together sent a sort of friction between your legs. just the image of him using his tie to hold you in place as he rammed his thick erection down your throat was a worldly experience.

⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀however , it wasn’t as obscene as kento doing exactly as you wished while having you sprawled out , face down on the cloud-foam mattress you two shared. the purple cylinder pillow that completed your bedset was shoved beneath your abdomen , positioning your ass at an angle just perfectly for him to hit all of your sensitive sweet spots and have you drooling profusely all over the duvet covers. your forearms were tied firmly behind your back as he used it to guide his thrusts. it was nerve-racking in the beginning but ultimately succumbed to the pleasure of his nails delving into the raw flesh of your ass.

⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀his dick stretched you out like no man before. you weren’t even sure you’d be able to take all of it at first , yet his soothing words of affirmation had chills spiraling down your back as your eyes rolled further with every inch he slid through your sopping folds. " jus' like that darlin' , you’re doing so well for me , " his gentle , caring tone assured you that he’d treat you well. and , that’s exactly what he did. the pleasure was overpowering your fear by the time he began the second round , your body in for a night of nothing but genuine rapture.

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⠀MUCHOS GRACIAS FOR USING ©INDISPACE PROGRAMS

[owlcomics101]

Bug hybrid!Task force 141 x Human!reader

Bug hybrid AU LETS GOOOOO-

Warning: Bugs/insects/arachnids, sfw (I am a minor), fluff, bug shenanigans,

Let’s bug out y’all (I’m sorry please stay-)

Moth Hybrid Price:

-One of his moth antenna‘s are damaged leaving him unable to fly (He can glide though)

-Sometimes he eats your sweaters if you accidentally leave them in his office or quarters (He immediately apologizes repeatedly and tries to buy you a new one)

-During mating season he gets all fluffy like a moth (he’s gonna need help with shaving…)

-And yes, he can’t resist any form of light but only at night (Price is obsessed with Reader because their eyes shine bright from any light’s reflection)

Funfact: Moths are actually pollinators and feed off of nectar just like their cousin the butterfly.

Tarantula hybrid Gaz:

-Has the lower half of a Tarantula (Like a centaur but spider)

-Large Tarantula pinchers that can poke out of his mouth (Eating is messy for him. Poor Gaz)

-His bunk is completely covered in webs

-Has the urge to constantly make small webs to impress the reader

-During mating season he fluffs up like Price and also does a little mating dance (He’s only done it once on accident in front of the reader)

-Has Venom but it is weak when inflicted on humans (Some can have serious reactions depending)

-Likes to wrap the Reader in webs like a burrito (Blink twice if your endanger reader)

Funfact: Tarantulas can get severely injured if they fall from great heights (Be careful with your eight-legged friends)

(Centipedes honestly terrify me-)

Centipede Hybrid Ghost:

-Cury antennas (They twitch and move around)

-Lower half of a centipede (Like a centaur but centipede)

-His legs make little click sounds when he walks (Sends shivers down the spines of anyone who hears it)

-Disgusted of himself. Ever since the team’s transformation he’s honest to god disgusted and horrified of his appearance (Reader sees through that and helps him through it)

-Coils his lower half around the reader. Being the only remaining human of the task force he’s very protective of them like the others are.

-During mating season he gives off a foul Oder and makes webs to impress the Reader like Gaz does (They get very competitive with each other)

Funfact: Centipedes are not harmful to humans. In fact they help keep the pests away like cockroaches, moths, flies, silverfish and termites. They also do not make webs or nests indoors. (As much as they terrify me they do take care of the pests)

Praying Mantis Hybrid Soap:

-Has the mantis arms under his normal arms at his sides and cute antennas on his head. (And he has the Mantis tail. I believe it’s called a Metathorax?)

-Hunts like crazy (His urges constantly puts him in hunting mode)

-He’s always bringing back everything he hunts to the Reader (Makes him even happier if you eat what he gives you in front or him-or pretend to)

-Able to fly/glide for a short distance

-For mating season….uh….lets just say mantises are very horny

Funfact: Mantises can turn their heads a Full 180 Degrees. They have very flexible a joint between the head and prothorax that allows them to swivel their heads.

Bonus:

(Roach is Roach)

Cockroach Hybrid Roach:

-He has the Roach antennas, and roach arms/legs under his normal arms (He has the roach tail as well)

-Fucking indestructible. (Can literally survive radiation)

-Can literally eat anything (that’s from a living organism

-Cuddles. He’s clingy and always wants a cuddle from the reader after a long mission. (I honestly don’t blame him with the shit the task force goes through on a daily basis)

-Reader is very worried about Roach despite his indestructibility and always panics if he gets hurt during a mission. (He enjoys the attention)

Funfact: Cockroaches like to cuddle. Cockroaches like feeling something solid against their bodies. That’s why they hide in cracks and crevices or even your stacked towels and linens.

[unowneyenon]

EDIT: i made this list only a little while ago and ever since then SO MANY FINDINGS ARE OUT!!!! OMG EVERYONE IS SO SMART!!! this list is VERY VERY SMALL ANS A LITTLE OUTDATED!!! for the more updated version, go to my profile and it’s the pinned post!!!!!

🏡 The Welcome Home Update Discovery List!🏡

DISCLAIMER🏡 this edit is a HUGE WIP right now and i edit this post very frequently! VERY. i can find new material very fast, which makes it hard to publish it all fast!

hello neighbors! the new welcome home update just released and i hopped on in immediately—i made a post about it literally 10 minutes ago. since then, i’ve already found MORE and MORE content!! thus, to share this information with the fandom and also help others find how to access some of this information (of which nobody else has really posted about yet AT THE MOMENT I AM TYPING THIS) i’ve decided to create a big update masterlist of everything me and others have found it this update it will be updated regularly and will be pinned on my acc! happy findings! (ps: please boost this if u can i want to solve mysteries with this hellsite!!)

🏡videos!🏡

side note—it appears all the main glitchy videos with the voice actors can be found by clicking on the numerous bugs around the site! SIDE side notes—i don’t use a computer to access welcome home, so maybe there is a way to do this on a computer. on the front page wayyyyy at the bottom near the count of how many people have visited the site, there’s a beetle i cant click on that just SCREAMS “click me!” PLEASE someone click it because it will not be me

the spider — found on the top right of the “stickers” page, this video goes through a conversation between barnaby & julie, with julie saying really bad jokes in attempt to be funny (she’s is but she isn’t at the same time! i love corny jokes so she’s funny in my eyes). also, something i’ve noticed throughout these videos appears to be that wally is in many, if not all of them. he’s just nonverbal and does not speak. at ALL. but he is in them. barnaby actively talks to a person beside from julie, and at the end, julie says a sentence that ends with “… wasn’t it wally?” asking for his opinion. BUT BUT BUT the video cuts and glitches off as soon as she says wally! it’s very similar to how all these videos end!!

the praying mantis — found at the bottom of the “about us” page, clicking on a little preying mantis will lead you to a video of sally and julie rehearsing for a play! idk if it has any deep meaning yet (besides the random deep voice at the end) but it’s so silly!!!! like julie is so silly i love her!!!! (TW minor glitching and weird deep voice at end which is sorta a pattern in the vids)

the fly — found on the page titled “welcome home” and can be accessed by clicking on a fly that appears on screen. this video depicts frank and barnaby’s voices, discussing frank’s flowers in his garden. the video itself shows what appears to be a smashed orange/pumpkin thing in a woodsy area, as (what i think looks like) a face looms in the background (TW sorta loud noises and glitching!

🏡audios!!🏡

both of these audios are of wally speaking directly to the listener, and can be found on the “welcome home” titled page (at least that’s where i found them) by clicking on crayon-drawn flowers shown here:

yellow flower — depicts wally asking the listener “what are you waiting for? to hear from me again? hahaha! that means you can hear me.” , as a heartbeat noise is heard in the background (it’s not as creepy as it sounds i promise)

red and blue flowers — wally saying; “that’s what an eye looks like. my eyes are black. what color are yours?” as a heartbeat noise plays in the background

house scribble — found DIRECTLY on the front page like as soon as you enter the site. wally says; “there you are! welcome home! hahaha” he’s so silly imo

the star — found on the stickers page by clicking the star scribble. this one kinda scared me a LITTLE with what was happening on screen but wally says: “do you like to draw? i do. do you know how to draw an eye? first, you draw a circle. then, you draw a smaller circle inside. then, you color it in.” this one’s really cool go watch it and you’ll see!

🏡other stuff i noticed (WIP)!!🏡

in the “spider” video, julie says to barnaby that her joke will “knock your [barnaby’s] head off!” which is funny, but not the haha way. because there is art made by clown illustrations of barnaby, who’s head is rolled on the floor

like. ITS RIGHT INBETWEEN HIS LEGS ON THE FLOOR. HIS HEAD IS OFF

[heartfullofleeches]

I need to know everything about whatever’s going on with mayor creep darling (mcd for short I guess?)’s world rn what is going on in that town!!! (If you’re feeling up for it of course!)

Nobody really knows what's going on in this place - As majority of the residents see it - it's a normal town same as any other.... If you consider creepy mailmen, cannibal mannequins and the like to be normal. Every odd month or so, a new resident is moved into town. If one were to pay close attention, they might assume a new person appears every time anothet dies, but that may not be the case as there have been a few instances of "overpopulation" - meaning one or more residents are without an assigned home. In those situations...well, they'd better pray their neighbor is kind enough to lend them a spot on their couch until another home is vacant or sprouts up.

Death isn't always the end for some of the humans who live here. Reader's next door neighbor happens to be a zombie that died in a particular way that they....don't like to talk about. The town is chalk full of bizarre folks. Some want to live life as humanly as possible - others would rather eat and/or butcher their neighbors.

Every year there is an election for mayor and until Reader arrived the same asshole won every year. Everyone hated that guy - nobody even knows why they counted to vote for him. Reader quickly gains the favor of some pretty important figures around town such as the headless secretary they give a head to and their other neighbor - the weird doll lady who thinks she's a real doll and may or may not be in control of the aforementioned cannibal mannequins who brings her "friends" for her parties.

There's lots of fun people in town like her-

There's a group of slashers who act more like fratbros/kids at a slummer party than anything - alongside more serious killers who probably won't let their prey off the hook no matter how many cans of beer they attempt to bribe them with

I mentioned a praying mantis guy in a suit at one point which I think was originally going to be the secretary at some point - but now he's more like their body guard because it's literally just a giant praying mantis that eats people.

That weird mailperson who sometimes writes X's on peoples mailboxes. It's by pure coincidence the people who live in the house end up dead or missing within a weeks time.

"Frankie" - he's not one of the fun one, actually. Everyone kinda sorta hates Frankie. That asshole...

And many more as I think about what's to come - not to mention all the real "normal" humans who just want to go home.

Please, please, please let me know if this interests you guys at all. I love hearing you guys' feedback and I absolutely adore Mayor Creep with how little fucks they give about all of the horrors unfolding around them.

[zorosjuicymelonsx]

Finding You

First of all, thank you all so much for your patience and your continuous love for this fic 💚

Second of all: I really hate life right now 😭

I hate this job and I'm currently trying to look for another one. Its been really stressing me out and has affected my mental health to the point where I all I do is work and rot and mentally feel incapacitated to do any of my hobbies. Unfortunately I have to be an adult and can't leave my job until I can get another job 💀

Third of all: I really hope you enjoy this chapter, I had a little bit of a writers block as well but never forgot you guys and its all of you guys that kept me motivated to continue doing what I love which is writing and using my imagination ❤️ I can't believe we're on 4.6k reads on AO3 and over 350 likes on Tumblr, I thought my eyes were deceiving me thank you all so much 😱🩷

Chapter 10 Previous Next

Your ears pick up on the growing sounds of birds chirping. Your skin felt the blanket of warmth lay over you along with your eyelids exposed to the light of the sunrise over you. Normally, you wouldn’t be opposed to some warmth while you slept, however you found yourself beginning to overheat. You scrunch your brows feeling the heat continue to seep into your skin. Begrudgingly opening your eyes slowly, you do your best to scope your surroundings with minimal movement. You couldn’t quite figure out why you’re feeling so hot right now…until you felt the shimmy of a foreign object across your waist. 

Slowly bringing your chin down to inspect, you see a lightly tan arm wrapped around you. At first you let out a sigh of relief that you didn’t feel any danger posed with the arm and you certainly felt relief when you realised it was just Zoro’s arm. You smile to yourself before slowly closing your eyes in the hopes to return to your peaceful slumber.

‘Zoro’s arms around me…’

….

‘HIS ARM IS AROUND ME???’

Your eyes gape open in the span of 0.00001 seconds, your cheeks begin to heat up as you try to keep your heart calm. Even perspiration wasn’t your friend in this situation. You looked back down at the arm gripping your waist, keeping your arms tightly tucked into your chest like a praying mantis. Your ears potentially picked up on the gentle snores that came from him, your back picking up on the steady breathing that's coming from his chest. 

You didn’t want to wake him up but at the same time, you didn’t want him to wake up to this and feel the anxiety he described to you. You had to ensure that you protected Zoro’s wellbeing as much as he protected everyone else's. Taking a deep quiet breath, you bring your right hand down to gently pry his arm away. 

Amidst your efforts to avoid waking up sleeping beauty, you’d forgotten one small detail about him; he had this uncanny ability to sense any disturbance in his sleep. 

“Y/N, stop moving so much.” Zoro mumbled out. You sucked in a breath. 

‘He’s awake.’

“M’sorry but you’re literally a furnace. Please get off me.” You almost pleaded, you didn’t want him to feel anxious the moment he woke up and saw you. 

Relief flooded you as you felt the heat lift off your skin and the ability to move yourself around. He didn’t seem too bothered by the sleeping arrangement but you remembered how good he was at hiding his true feelings. You turned to look at him on his side as he napped, the gentle inhalation of quiet breaths that filled his chest. Your eyes zoned onto the sunlight perched on his tan skin, deepening his light caramel complexion. Your eyes crept up to his face and the peaceful expression of his closed eyes and solemn lips, the curvature of his nose and the apples of his cheeks.

Ignoring the growing heat in your cheeks, you move to bring yourself to stand off the ground and gently stretch your sore body, the soil on the ground now not quite as soft as you’d remembered it before passing out from exhaustion. You took a few steps away from Zoro, looking around the trees and over the lake to refresh yourself on your surroundings. 

“When should we go back?’’ You broke the silence as you continued looking around. 

“Gimme five min.’’ 

You rolled your eyes. 

‘Typical Zoro’

“You can nap on the ship.’’ You counter argue. You knew five minutes would turn into at least an hour. 

“I know.’’ 

“Then…what's stopping us from going home earlier?” You persisted.

“You.’’ 

Frowning in confusion, you turned to face the swordsman who hadn’t moved, his eyes still closed. 

“Me?’’ You questioned pointing at yourself unconsciously. 

“I don’t know when it will just be us two like this again.” 

Your breath hitched, your eyebrows relaxed now as you held back the sound of an awe you’d wanted to say in response to his answer. 

“But you said-’’

“I know…I’m fighting it.” His eye finally opened to meet yours, seeing the softness in his iris and the somewhat solemn tone of his voice that sounded accepting of his situation. 

You purse your lips, the guilt you’d felt for him came back in full force. Clearing your voice, you walked to stand in front of him, holding out your hand, noticing his focus shifting to it. 

“I’m starving, we haven’t eaten anything in over 24 hours.” 

Zoro gave a quick huff before accepting your hand and helping him up. In doing so, once he was up he dragged you into a hug, the air in your lungs practically squeezed out. 

“I’m sorry.” 

“What for?”

“Everything.” 

“Zoro…it's not your fault.” 

He looked at you solemnly, his hands atop each of your shoulders before leaning in to quick your lips a quick peck. You unconsciously slapped your palm over your mouth at the shock of his action, watching the red in the apples of his cheeks grow. 

“Alright, get us out of here.” Zoro tried to sound assertive and confident, unknowingly you could hear a nervous shake in his tone. 

Nodding, you checked your surroundings once more before creating a hole back to the Sunny. Once the hole formed big enough for the both of you to go through, you gestured for him to go in first. He walked through, shortly following after him and finding yourselves back in your shared bedroom. You turned back to close the hole, feeling the effects of your fruit wash over you in exhaustion. The lack of food and water definitely made it worse. 

“You okay?” Zoro cautiously asked. You looked up at him, seeing the concern in his eye. You gave him a small smile and nodded. 

“Yeah it's just the side effects, that's all.” You assured him. 

“Y/N, Marimo…is that you?” You heard a familiar voice muffled behind your door. 

“Yes Sanji, we’re okay.” You loudishly responded, visibly seeing annoyance on Zoro's expression as Sanji opened the door, followed by Nami and Luffy. You could see relief in all of their faces, a small wave of guilt flooded you remembering your sudden departure yesterday. 

“Oh Y/N-chan, are you okay?! Marimo, why does she look like this? I’m going to kill you.” Sanji's face of endearment turned to flames as his gaze went to Zoro who gruffly sighed in response.

“Sanji, I’m fine-” 

“Are you hungry? You must be, let's go.” Sanji grabbed your hand and dragged you out of the room towards the kitchen. You were surprised that you let Sanji lead you but your exhaustion really felt like a heavy weight on you and you didn’t have enough strength to take control from him. You instead just let him lead you to sit at the kitchen table, knowing food and water is needed to make a speedy recovery. 

What your exhaustion failed to pick up on was the hardened grit in Zoro's teeth and deep scowl as he stood there and watched the cook take you away, his hands clenched into fists. His anxiety at the thought of you was in his throat but at the same time his chest burned with anger at the contact Sanji made with your hand. Unconsciously, he let his legs walk him to the kitchen in pursuit of you. 

Nami and Luffy looked at each other in confusion before following behind and taking their seats at the kitchen table, each of them beside you. Shortly, all the Straw Hats followed in and sat as they patiently waited for Sanji to serve them breakfast. Amongst all your crew members, you were the only one who’d been slow at eating, almost picking at your plate as you took your time to savour your food. 

“Y/N, why are you eating so slow?! Are you full? Can I have your food?!” Luffy offered with a big grin on his face, practically seeing stars in his pupils which was soon wiped away as a kitchen cloth was whipped over his face from the angry cook in front of him. 

“You leave her plate alone, how many times do I have to tell you this?” Sanji said through his teeth, walking over to stand beside you and placed his right hand on your shoulder in worry. 

“You don’t have to finish it if you’re full, I won’t feel offended, Y/N-chan.” Sanji said soothingly, you looked up to meet his gaze which quickly dropped to his hand which gripped you gently. 

“It's fine San-” 

What you both didn’t realise was the grumpy swordsman who sat across from you had stood up to go around and grab Sanji's wrist and take it off your shoulder. The other's quiet chatter amongst each other turned into pure silence at the definite start of another infamous Zoro vs Sanji fight.

“Stop touching her so much shit-cook.” Zoro said in a low tone to the cook. You could hear the deep anger in his throat, shifting yourself to look at the swordsman and how his tone equally matches his expression of anger.

“Excuse me? Get your shitty hand off me.” Sanji turned to face Zoro head on. You felt sick to your stomach, you didn’t understand what had gotten into him.

“Why do you keep touching her? You understand she's my wife right? You think I wanna sit here and watch you prance around her like a shitty prairie dog?!” Zoro stated bluntly, you could practically see steam coming off of him. 

The question stunned all the Straw Hats including yourself, your jaw dropped and felt a wave of heat flood you at the sudden change in his behaviour, feeling embarrassed that this started because of you and furthermore more embarrassed it was happening in front of everyone. 

You quickly stood up to stand between the two, taking your focus onto Zoro to calm him. 

“Zoro, its oka-”

“Oh all of a sudden, she's your wife?! You’ve been nothing but shit to her, she's beautiful and the kind of woman that you don’t deserve.” Sanji bit back with fire on fire. You turned to face Sanji, now you were getting pissed off.

“Sanji, that's enough.” 

“Bite me shitty cook.”

“THATS ENOUGH!” Nami shouted as she stood to intervene. You felt a wave of gratitude towards the navigator. 

You took advantage of the given opportunity to defuse the fight and decided to drag Zoro by his wrist away from the kitchen and to the Crows Nest. You could hear the sound of Nami telling off Sanji distance itself as you both moved further away. You both arrived in the nest, dropping his wrist as you took a deep breath to gather your thoughts. You really did try to keep calm but you couldn’t help but ask the one pestering question you had in your mind. 

“What the fuck was that?!” 

“I didn’t want him touching you, I’m so sick of seeing him drool over anyone with a pair of tits.” Zoro hadn’t seemed to calm down since moving him away from the source of his anger. 

“It's not okay to do that, why do you feel the need now to start picking fights because of me?!” You were genuinely upset and confused. You were really trying to be considerate of his feelings and to assure nothing would change until he sorted out his temporary curse. 

“I may not understand how my head is working right now but I know for damn sure I didn’t like seeing that.”

“Zoro, you know what Sanji is like and you know my heart only belongs to you. I wanna find this bastard and end this so we can be together in peace and you don’t have to feel like blowing your brains out.” 

Hearing this you could see Zoros gaze visibly soften, the anger finally dissipated from his being. He brought his right hand up to the back of his neck to stroke away any remnants of anger left, remaining awkwardly standing there.

“I’m sorry Y/N.” Zoro mumbled out sheepishly. 

“I think you apologise to Sanji.” 

“Over my dead body.” Zoro deadpanned. 

“Well it was worth a try.” You chuckled out as you stepped towards him to give a quick hug. 

Zoro allowed the hug as he stood awkwardly, you eventually let go and now both of you stood there not knowing what to do with yourselves. You suddenly felt a presence somewhere in the room, feeling the hair on your body stiffen. You had to concentrate on who it might be until you realised there was a pair of hands pointing towards the exit of the door. 

“Robin wants to speak with us.” You announced to Zoro, you could hear a grunt responding to you before you both embarked out of the Crows Nest and towards the library where you both knew she would be waiting. As you approached the door, Zoro quickly sped up to open the door and let you in first. 

You had to fight the fast-approaching redness of his courteous behaviour, mumbling a shy thank you and entering the library where you found Robin sipping on a tea in the most comfortable looking chair. Lowering her cup, she looked up at the both of you with a small smile on her face. 

“I’m glad you guys are here, don’t worry I won’t take too long. I just wanted to talk about my research into our swordsmans…interesting situation.” Robin clarified, a small pocket of air you’d held in relief itself. 

You’d always braced yourself whenever you were summoned by other people in life, even if it was over the smallest of things. You had to thank your dad for that, the bastard always made you feel like you were in the hot seat whenever you’d conversed (argued more like). 

Robin's small smile turned slightly tight. If that meant anything to you, it was that she hadn’t found anything positive. 

“Zoro has been touched by our friend who holds the Wipe-Wipe no Mi devil fruit abilities. I must say there's very little written about it. The reason that not a lot is known about this fruit is because it gives the user the ability to wipe either your entire memory or certain portions or people of their choosing, which is what's happened to Zoro-san.” 

You unconsciously nodded, recalling the prick had mentioned he’d purposely removed you from Zoro's memory. 

“When our friend Enver had wiped you from his memory, in the process he added some sort of barrier around his mind. This barrier is keeping him in a state where any thought of you makes him mentally push you away even more. This would explain his behaviour towards you and why he feels he needs to stay away is not of his own doing but because he cannot control it. It's quite interesting when you think about it and how powerful this could be in the wrong hands, in this instant it is and we have to stop him in any way we can.” 

“I-is there any cure to this?” You asked cautiously, soaking in the information Robins spent weeks looking into for you. 

A quiet disappointed sigh expelled from the archaeologist. 

“I’ll be honest; there is no known cure. Zoro could be like this for the rest of his life.” 

You’d felt your heart drop, your lip thinned as it threatened to wobble at the thought of your husband being in this endless cycle of anxiety for life. 

“However, I have faith that Zoro can break this.” 

“Despite no victim recorded ever being known to break this barrier, I believe that Zoro is strong enough that he could break the barrier. He has already shown that he can speak to you and be around you even if he is constantly fighting away the urge to be away from you 24/7. This is our hope.” 

“What about Chopper's cure?” Zoro asked. 

“Inconclusive, our poor doctor has worked himself to the bone trying to figure out what's wrong with his antidote. He may not be able to find a cure at all, however, I won’t discourage him from trying for his friends.” You hummed in agreement and appreciation of Choppers efforts. 

“Don’t lose hope, it's all we have right now.” Robin assured me. 

You used to be a woman of God, the idea of something better coming despite your difficult upbringing allowed for your will to continue. You’d since given up on belief since Zoro's disappearance. All the bad that had happened to you during the time you were apart and you couldn’t comprehend why any God or powerful force above would ever hurt you the way this did when you’d committed no atrocities and only wanted to live peacefully. 

“Thank you for everything Robin, I’ll be off.” You’d walked out of the room, leaving Zoro behind who seemed deep in thought. There was one question the archaeologist pondered about the swordsman. The swordsman had about to make a step out towards the exit until he heard Robin's throat clearing itself. 

“Zoro-san, have you seen anything come back to you in the weeks that Y/N has been with us?” 

Zoro stayed still hearing her question, choosing not to answer. He knew that she knew deep inside he had started seeing the flashbacks. He also knew she would be wise not to be and that she had to trust his reasons for keeping this to himself all this time.

Robin hummed, confirming her suspicions as she watched the swordsman leave the library.  

‘I wonder if he’s fallen for her again…’

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[bettyfrommars]

The blurb game is so fun! I love a twist of fate 🤩

I’m gonna go for E2, &, 💚

big money no whammies!

(big money is gargoyle eddie 😏)

SARAH no gargoyle for you BUT you did get a very special one and I really hope you enjoy darling

your Person is nightmare!Eddie

your Place is Dealer's Choice, so I'm giving you Abandoned Building

your Thing is a Blanket

word count: 1.2k

18+ONLY, smut, unprotected piv, oral, afab!Reader, allusions to gore and violence, zombies, terror, being on the run, a bit of hurt no comfort but you know these two always find each other. As always, this was written fast and posted without obsessing too much, so let's hope it's not too much of a mess.

pick your poison

Careful footsteps made their way along the aisles of what was once a thriving supermarket, eager hands pawing through the leftover wreckage. The shelves had been mostly emptied by scavengers months ago, yet you'd been able to find a couple cans of ravioli and one coveted can of spaghettiO's. Spotting a tin of spray cheese and a liter of warm soda put a smile on Eddie's face so bright it rivaled the sun. He was giddy, his heart was bursting, and even though the world was being overrun by flesh eating zombies, he had you and processed dairy, and that was bliss.

Weapons out, you had to make sure the area was clear and secure before you could indulge in any feasting. Paying extra caution to the backrooms and every dark corner where something worse than zombies could be hiding---other survivors who might try to slit your throats for a little Chef Boyardee.

In a small room with office supplies strewn everywhere, and a door with a lock, you hunkered down, unrolling the blankets from your knapsacks to curl up together on the carpeted floor. A nap was necessary, but you had to keep moving, to make it further south and find shelter before the winter freeze.

Eddie was between your legs then, sweaty foreheads pinned together while he sank his length in, shivering with pleasure.

"Nothing has ever felt this good," he whispered.

You sealed his mouth with yours, whimpering when he eased it deeper. You were dripping wet from the way his tongue had pulled an orgasm out of you only moments before, his chin still coated in your release.

"You make me feel real," he sat up to look down at where you were joined, wishing he could see more than what the light from two votive candles and a flashlight afforded.

You weren't paying attention to the sound of footsteps shuffling outside, you were too caught up in the emotions that welled up in his eyes. He found your hand and intertwined his fingers, lowering his chest to yours while he snapped his hips. The soft mews in his throat told you that he was already close, and you urged him on with your heels digging into his thighs.

He paused when he was as deep as he could get and kissed down your throat, breathless with desire.

"Why did you stop?" You throbbed around him, yearning for the same feverish pace.

"I don't want it to end," he hung his head in a way that felt like defeat. "I don't want to lose you."

You'd been on the road for god knows how long at that point, hot wiring cars to get you as far the gas tank would, and then finding another. The two days before the supermarket had been on foot, bathing down at the river, hiding from a horde as it stumbled gracelessly through the forest.

With your free hand, you brushed the loose hair under his bandana away from his face. "Hey, look at me. I'm not going anywhere without you, it's you and me, forever."

"Or until you decided to go all Praying Mantis on me."

"Yes, forever will end on that day."

You thought you knew the town and the state you were in, but just then it escaped you. Indiana, maybe? Kansas?

For a second, in the flickering candlelight, you swore Eddie had horns and glowing red eyes, but then he was making love to you again and you forgot to care. He babbled your name as he came, shuddering until he collapsed.

Outside, something knocked against the door, making you jump, eyes darting over his shoulder. It wasn't the knock of someone wanting in, it was more of a scratching noise, like something being dragged across it.

Reluctantly, Eddie rolled off of you, pulling his jeans up to button them as he went. "Fuck, I knew this was too good to be true," he mumbled. "I found a place that was off the grid where they wouldn't think to look, and it worked for a little while."

He kept talking, making familiar sounds, but the words made no sense, as if spoken in a foreign language. You adjusted your own clothing and reached for the handle of your machete, horrified at the sight of the doorknob twisting back and forth. Someone or something wanted in.

"Just give us a minute, okay? Jesus." Eddie got to his feet, clearly annoyed.

"Eddie, shhhh!" You backed up against the wall, heart racing. "Maybe they don't know we're in here."

The doorknob stopped moving.

You were in the middle of a long-held breath when the unplugged rotary dial phone in the middle of the room rang. Eddie swooped to pick it up before it could make the shrill noise again.

He had his back to you when he smacked the receiver to his head.

You could hear someone shouting at the other end, loud enough to blow his eardrum out, but couldn't decipher what they were saying.

"Yeah, I know," he muttered to whoever it was. "What can I tell you? I got lost. Terry's directions are shit."

Weapon in hand, you slowly got to your feet. His words maintained the form of a curious jumble while your attention locked unwavering at the door.

He bent down to click the receiver onto the cradle when he was done. "I'm sorry about this, sweetheart," he said earnestly, taking a deep breath. "I'll find you again, I promise."

That time, you understood him, but you also did not understand. Not at all.

"What are you sorry for?" Your voice wavered at the way the shadows seemed to form shapes and slink along the walls. The air was suddenly thick and stale, as if the walls were closing in.

"For this."

When he turned, he was a nightmare. Rotten flesh dripping from his bones, lips pulled back in a skeleton sneer, eyes a dead, milk white. A hungry growl escaped from deep in his chest, and he reached both hands out, gnarled fingers clawing at nothing, only a few steps away from grabbing you.

You let out a terrified scream, and Eddie hated to hear it, but it was only for a moment before the invisible hatch in the floor opened and you tumbled through the infinity hole to your bed.

Once you were gone, his shoulders slumped, and that lonely vice gripped his heart once again. He stood in the same spot for a while, staring at the nest of blankets where you had once been. "I'd choose to live in a zombie apocalypse if I knew it meant we could be together" you'd said that to him once.

He was tired of this life; he was tired of losing you. What type of fucked up universe would let the two of you find each other only to make it so that you could never really be together?

"It's so fucked up," he whispered, agreeing with himself.

From the other side of the door, a woman's voice proceeded with caution. "You alright in there, Eddie?"

"Yeah," he lied. "Tell Kevin I'm taking a vacation day tomorrow."

[despairforme]

And if Nnoitra had a daughter? Would he also think so bad about her?

(hope that's not impolite. apologies if it is)

That------- He'd NEVER thought about that. Which was, perhaps, a little strange, because Nnoitra was rather primal. So, the urge to procreate should be within him, right? He focused on sex only, not the actual procreation. First of all, he'd need a female partner who'd survive the mating, and then - survive the pregnancy? From what he'd been told, it was possible for Hollow to have children, though he didn't think he'd ever actually SEEN IT HAPPEN. No wonder, right? You'd have to be REALLY strong to survive something like that. He imagined a pregnant Hollow would be vulnerable, no matter how strong she was ( let's say like Harribel or Nelliel ). Surely, someone would take the opportunity to get at them while they were vulnerable like that. And, not to mention, they'd probably never even want to put themselves in that situation in the first place. There was no room for WEAKNESS in Hueco Mundo. So, the chances of him having a child? That was never happening. He would have to protect his partner while she was pregnant. He would get bored. Unless he somehow got the primal urge to protect her, he supposed. It was hard to imagine.

Having a daughter was an incredibly far-fetched thing then. Which was probably why he'd never thought about it. He had no idea what he'd be like as a father. Would it even matter whether his child was male or female? He didn't think so. A baby was helpless in Hueco Mundo regardless of the gender. He would have to be present every second of it's life to keep it from getting eaten. What a fucking hassle. Maybe he'd get bored and cannibalize it? He didn't think that was unlikely.

Would he think poorly of this hypothetical daughter? When she was a baby, no. Since it would make no difference. If she made it to adolescence ( which was impossible ), then yeah, he would feel like it was a huge waste of time. Maybe he'd get that feeling even while she was a child. Why protect someone who would NEVER be able to stand on their own feet? The only way would be if... Her mother was strong. There WERE women who could survive in Hueco Mundo after all. Maybe if her mother was strong, Nnoitra would see potential in her... Maybe. It was hard to imagine. He was unable to put himself in that situation.