#i meam just look at him

[velvetsssapphic]

He's literally a bug

[akutasoda]

don't say anything else just stay

genshin ver [part 2 here]

synopsis - after a heated argument, maybe a resolve is found in a comfortable embrace

includes - albedo, childe, baizhu, heizou, alhaitham, kaveh, neuvillette, wriothesley

warnings - gn!reader, angst to comfort/mild comfort, arguing, some characters are kind of scummy, maybe ooc for some, wc - 2.5k

albedo ★↷

as a synthetic human he did not understand emotions too well. and going into a relationship with him you understood this and were going to try your best to help him learn. and he really appreciated the help.

but sometimes he would throw all he learnt about human emotions with you out the window in the pursuit of a new experiment. which was fine because he always looked so happy doing them. but when he would not talk to you, for one time a month on end and stayed holed up in dragonspine without letting you visit. rightfully it bothered you.

and when you tried to voice your concerns he simply said that this was his work and you should respect that. this, rightfully, annoyed you to no end. and then ensued the argument that made you leave dragonspine and decide in a petty act that two could play at that game.

but very quickly albedo noticed your presence or now lack of. normally you would accompany him at the small camp near his lab in dragonspine. keeping him company and giving him some very good memories. but now that you weren't there? he felt slightly empty.

he realised he had been scummy towards you. and that you were always so patient and understanding with him that he eventually took it for granted. and he knew he had to make it up to you somehow. as he wouldn't know what to do without you in his life.

so leaving his research he headed back to mondstadt. he assembled what he remembered were some of your favourite things. and set off towards your residence. and luckily for him you were still at home at that time.

you didn't want to open the door. to be slightly more petty. but you knew that would get you nowhere, so with a heavy sigh you opened the door. you would be lying if you said you didn't miss him a slight bit. and immediately you were overwhelmed by the apology and gifts albedo had given to you.

he had promised you that he would never do that again and that he missed you dearly. and truth be told you missed him aswell. so, after setting the gifts to the side, you hugged your lover and he embraced you back. leaving the air filled with heartfelt apologies and promises that would not be broken.

tartaglia childe ★↷

fittingly, childe could sometimes act like a child. not often as most the time you really enjoyed your time with childe and loved knowing that you two were an actual thing. but sometimes things could change that.

and arguments were some of those things. but you knew that it came from a place of care and love. but that still could do nothing to calm you in the middle of an argument. as some fights stemmed from actual fights.

he loved getting into fights and testing his skills against people he thought would be good to fight against. but when he came home looking quite roughed up you always worried. i meam why would you not worry?

but alot of the time you would patch him up and try to get him to tone it down a little before he seriously got hurt but he didn't listen. like a stubborn child. he always assured you he would be fine but that did little to soothe your worries, especially because you knew his line of work.

so when he came back rather roughed up you tried one more time to tell him to tone it down but this time he snapped back and this lead to an argument. and that lead to you throwing him the bandages and wound cleaning stuff before leaving for a cool down.

he immediately realized his mistake and tried to quickly bandage himself up to go after you and assure you were safe. you hadn't gone far before you heard him call out for you as you pretend not to hear him. before he caught up and immediately apologized.

he knew he had alot to make up for but the best he could do now is give you his best apology for his recent outburst and offer you his comfort in the embrace of a hug which you took. you would talk more back at home.

baizhu ★↷

as the current owner of bubu pharmacy, he had to do alot if work that was expected though and you knew that. however that couldn't help but raise concern within you as it nade you worry that overworking may flare up his disease.

and as he's said before its hard for physicians to cure themselves. so if his symptoms flared up he just had to lock himself in a room and wait for it to pass with only you and qiqi being allowed in to care for him. and you didn't like the fact that there was no way to treat this.

so you wanted to try and help but found no luck so far, but you noticed it would flare up if he overworked himself. you wouldn't bring it up when he was ill as that just seemed to be in poor taste, he should just rest and recover. but a while after he was better you brought it up.

but unfortunately what you didn't know was that it had been a difficult day at the pharmacy. so in short it turned into an argument. you both knew this was pointless but you couldn't stop. that was until he had said something that made tears brim along your eyes.

he immediately caught his mistake. he knew you were just looking out for him and he snapped at you for that. so he stopped saying anything and opened his arms for a hug, if you felt like it as you too knew he didn't mean it but he understood if you didn't want. he had hurt you after all.

but you took the hug. you wanted his comforting embrace to soothe you. and as he professed his apologies the sting of his comment wore off slightly. while it still hurt you knew that he didn't mean it. baizhu would make sure that you two talked about this properly later.

heizou ★↷

as a detective, he was often known to think quite rationally and always come up with the best solution. however sometimes he struggled to do that when faced with arguments.

arguments were still rare none the less, but whenever they did happen you two normally would get over them with little to no difficulty. or sometimes they just weren't meant to be dealt with so easily. like if it wasn't the right time to have that kind of conversation.

and sometimes it would lead to harsh comments being thrown about carelessly. but they would be caught immediately. and upon him giving a rather harsh and untrue insult towards you. you stood in shock that this it what it had lead to.

and he immediately realised what he said and quickly brought you into his embrace, apologizing more than he ever has in his life but it still didn't feel enough. eventually you two had calmed down but he still felt as if he had hurt you in some way.

but right now all you wanted to do was to cuddle in the embrace of your lover and fall asleep. you two would be able to talk about this better when you were well rested.

alhaitham ★↷

naturally he was quite a reserved, often described as cold person. harsh by kaveh. but no matter what you had managed to break down his facade and make your way it his heart. however even if things went smoothly some parts of the relationship really made you wonder if you had truly become someone to him.

arguments could happen over anything. and that was inevitable that you two would encounter some. but what you soon realised that your lover wasn't great at dealing with them. either ignoring them or leaving during an argument trying to avoid it. this really didn't help.

and that had just happened. it was a small petty argumemt but as soon as it arose, instead of talking about it like normal people, your boyfriend put up his stupid uncaring facade again and turned heel and left. leaving you frustrated and kaveh feeling sympathy for someone as great as you ending up with him. personally as your best friend he thought you could do better.

so with much frustration you tried to calm yourself down by talking to kaveh, reading or finishing whatever you had going on. until it became noticeably late and with no sign of alhaitham, you scoffed to yourself before getting ready for bed.

maybe you would sleep on the couch to really dig in the fact that you were angry with him. not that you thought he would pick up on it.

for someone so smart he didn't know how to read people very well. alhaitham got back later then he expected. and noticed you immediately asleep on the couch. he knew sometimes he was being ridiculous with how he dealt with arguments. so he got ready for bed.

but before he got into bed, he went out the the couch you laid upon, carefully picking you up and bringing you back to bed. as he tucked you in laying next to you, promising to himself that not only would he apologise in the morning but make an effort to do better for you as he reckons if you ever left him he would feel quite lost without you.

kaveh ★↷

he would like to think that he was a rational person. and for the most part he was but its funny how anger can cloud over people's judgement. as arguments with him were rare and often always solved immediately.

but sometimes if he was running late in the mornings he would start getting really frustrated and a simple comment from you asking if you could help with anything lead to him snapping at you and leaving for work in a foul mood and leaving you quite upset.

but throughout the day all he could think about was you and how upset you looked. you had only offered to help him and if he didn't have a go at you he probably would've got to the akadeymia earlier. and it was as if the archons were playing some cruel prank on him.

he had to stay later to finish off something. great. all he wanted was to get home to you and apologize like his life depended on it. he never did like having arguments last like this. but by the time he got home it was quite late out. so he didn't expect you to be up.

and you weren't but that's fine. he didn't like knowing you two were going to sleep with an unresolved argument but he didn't want to wake you up when you looked so peaceful. so he slipped into bed next to you and brought your back into his chest. he would apologize in the morning.

neuvillette ★↷

it wasn't quite the common knowledge that he struggled with more human emotions. sure a few people knew, for example you and focalors but to anyone else it was none of there business. so unfortunately arguments with him were interesting.

they could go two ways, you both reached an understanding in what was wrong and how to fix it or neuvillette couldn't see it from your perspective and sometimes even saying particularly harsh comments unknowing of how much it hurt you.

and that's where you two were now. you realised you were fighting a losing battle and your lover simply couldn't understand what you were trying to get across and instead said rather hurtful things. so before you said something you regretted you decided to go take a walk and clear your head before talking again with him.

he was shocked at first that you had left, but he rationalised with himslef and assumed you would come back. but on your walk you had gone into a trance of thoughts, wandering aimlessly through the illuminated streets of fontaine. losing track of time until the first drop of water splashed upon you from above.

great, just when you're mood was starting to improve it was going to rain. you normally didn't mind but now? really not what you wanted. guess the hydro dragon was just as upset as you were a while back. so you decided to head back.

in all honesty you were starting to miss your lover. stuff like this was bound to happen but maybe there was a different way of finding ways round it that you could talk about?

as you arrived home you were met with dead air. silence. you slipped into the shared bedroom to see him asleep. not that you could tell well from the lighting but you swore he had been crying.

missing the embrace of your lover, you quickly changed into your nightwear and slipped yourself into bed next to your lover. and instinctively he pulled you into his arms as you reciprocated the action. you two would talk it out in the morning.

wriothesley ★↷

noticeably to you, for someone of his status he could have quite a contradicting personality behind doors. not a different one but a more relaxed one as he let off all the pressure from the day and spend his time with you.

but sometimes that lax attitude dripped into some squabbles or arguments that you two would share. sometimes he would even simply brush it off and say its nothing to worry about. and that's how he now ended up messing up at work and being noticeably distracted because all he thought of was your distraught face from this morning.

he had started a fued with you over something small and insignificant that barely mattered to anyone. but he let himself escalate it and now he had left for his work and you had left for yours in the middle of the argument to avoid being late. and all he wanted to do was to go find you and apologize, if he maybe even had that chance anymore.

and you weren't fairing to well, not from guilt but from anger. he had yet again brushed off another argument he started - not that brushing it off was his fault you would've had to leave for work soon anyway. but it just stuck with you. and you were getting tired of it.

and to your surprise, right as your work finished and you left to head for home feeling bad that you hoped he wasn't there just yet, wriothesley stood outside waiting for you. favourite flowers in hand. the walk home was silent.

but as you got home the urge just to hide in his embrace grew stronger and without thinking just as you two stepped inside you wrapped your arms around him. tears brimming your vision. and he was more than willing to return a comforting embrace as he professed his apologies. this time he truly was going to try better for your sake and the relationships sake.

[hypostatic-oath]

Hi there! How do you think a team composition of Raiden, Diluc/Yelan (depending on the day), Kaeya and Kazuha would work? Especially in SAGAU terms.

I headcannon that Ei once referred to Kaeya as "son of Khaenri'ah" and Diluc has been defensive ever since.

Forgive me if I get Yelan's characterization wrong - she's one of the few characters I don't have, the most I've seen of her was the story quest, the Chasm event with Itto and Yanfei, and that she apparently stole a coat Pantalone wanted to give to the Tsaritsa, which honestly would immediately put her in Diluc's good books.

That being said - for Diluc and Yelan, I think the switching would work out really well. I mean, they're both busy businesspeople with probably tightly packed schedules, so I reckon your usual antics might even start a close partnership between the two, even if only on a personal level, i.e. each updating the other on what was done during their turn as that day's chosen vessel, or asking the other to potentially cover for them on a day where they just really really couldn't make it. They'd be grateful for the on and off schedule, it gives them time.

Yelan and Kaeya look like they'd be the kind of fast friends that are friendly only on the surface, because they are both distrustful of each other since they're equally sneaky, but I see them growing accustomed to each other as you take them out together. Hydro and Cryo work well naturally, and I can see them having an easier time working in synergy the more they begin to understand one another. It's not openness - neither of them is going to share their innermost workings with someone like that - but it is a form of comraderie that they both end up being thankful for. I'd wager Yelan reminds Kaeya of Rosaria somewhat, and that on downtimes, the two have gone out for drinks and perhaps some gambling.

As for himself and Diluc, Kaeya finds himself even more thankful for the opportunity. The chance for their bond to truly heal from what happened on the day of Crepus's death had not yet surfaced. He knew Diluc still cared - but in a different, silent, far more distant way than before. Kaeya did miss having his brother have his back, and doing the same for him. The first months were difficult - packed with "This meams nothing" and "I am following the Overseer's will, that is all", with Diluc ditching the place as soon as you tabbed out. Kaeya's teasing feels sharp, Diluc is almost cold, and the two can bicker back and forth so often that one would forget they are not the only ones on the team. The teasing never truly goes away. Diluc never truly lowers his guard. But the moment anyone or anything gets in the way of one, the other will lend a hand almost on instinct.

Diluc justifies it as doing it for you. You placed them together, and you rely on both of them, and it is very clear that you like them both enough to place them on your main team. You surely don't want any of them hurt, right? They both use the same argument to justify not sparring - a suggestion brought up by the Shogun, who was genuinely trying to help. Of course it's not because deep down both of them want the best for one another - it is simply because you want the best for both of them. Of course.

But if that were the reason, why would Diluc place himself between his brother and the Archon every time since he heard that one casual remark? He didn't know what bothered him so much about it - it was accurate, wasn't it? Son of Khaenri'ah. There was a time, once, when Diluc would've called it preposterous - Kaeya was a son of Crepus, just like he was. Regardless of his birth parents, he'd been raised a Ragnvindr.

But... was that really true? Had it ever been?

Being placed on the same team as Kaeya, Diluc finds himself grappling with thoughts he had back when everything came to light. For the vast majority of his life, Kaeya had been, indeed, just as much a child of Khaenri'ah as Diluc was a child of Mondstadt. But a man's future is not defined by his past - instead, his present. Kaeya is as much of a sneaky bastard as Diluc is used to him being... but the more the two work together, the more he realises that Kaeya has become more of a Mondstadter than he himself is aware of. He may have been a child of Khaenri'ah once, but the man he's grown into is as much of his brother as he thought him to be as children.

He does not, however, say this out loud. Ever.

The Shogun has since stopped reffering to him as that - it very clearly makes both of them incredibly uncomfortable, and though it is nice to get a break from the bickering, she was not actually looking to offend anybody. So far she's taken to reffering to Kaeya by title instead, adressing him as Captain. She doesn't strike me as the type to jump directly to being on a first name basis with people, and would want to maintain that distance.

Her and Diluc interact very little - she much prefers the Yelan days now, if only due to the fact that she knows there's still some lingering tension from that little incident. I could see the two getting along somewhat well before, but the relationship definitely soured in that awkward quiet way that never leads to an actual confrontation. But then again, I can see this being a very, VERY tense team. Like seriously the only person here that has no beef at all is Yelan.

Because while the brothers' antics take the main stage - their bickering is dramatic and explosive and their jabs at each other end up taking the attention from othet issues, which is quite thr relief - there is also the strained feelings between Kazuha and the Shogun.

Oh yes.

You and the Traveler may have gotten through to the Archon, shown her the power of people's hopes and dreams, and helped repel the Vision Hunt Decree. Inazuma may now be open again, and the Nation of Electro may be slowly rebuilding itself and its foreign relations after the civil war. The Shogun had her redemption arc, and joined you as a Vessel, and so far she has been nothing but helpful and reliable on the field of combat.

But Kazuha's friend is not any less dead.

Kazuha himself says that he's thought about it, and that he holds no resentment towards the Shogun. His friend died in an honorable duel, and that's that. But not resenting someone doesn't automatically mean a close or good relationship, nor does it mean that what was done has been forgotten. Kazuha supposes he'll trust your judgement, and that the Shogun is there to help - but there's still that lingering fear, that cold sweat when he wakes up and that shiver running down his back, because the aftermath of a war is never easy, and though she's on their side now, what if one day she isn't. Were it not for the brothers' antics - and possibly Kaeya, let us be honest here, he's the one who talks - the team would be... very, very silent.

From either angle, your team is PACKED with tension, but hopefully they'll be able to slowly grow to rely on each other, and maybe mend what was broken along the way.

With a bit of luck they go out for drinks and dango. I think they deserve it.

[acroagoraphobe]

your joshua graham content is so delightful. peepaw…what would it take for him to allow a (romantic i’m assuming) partner to change his bandages? how would it go? thank you so much for the food

Im so glad you like the stuff i slap into this blog, meams a lot to me <3

Okay so here we go lots of stuff ima dump out here!

Joshua is a generally very private person, he doesn't want people being near him when he's changing his bandages or people in his personal space in general.

But someone really, very close and dear to him.. It will take a while but he might consider letting them help him.

But he does also think that he should deal with it alone because it's his punishment for his crimes, a lot of convincing over a long period of time and a lot of generally helping him may push it along.

He doesn't really want someone he cares about so dearly to have to take care of something he brought upon himself, something that he should be dealing with himself.

Even when he eventually does let them help, it won't be very much, because he still feels guilty and wrong for letting them help him, even if they wanted to and specifically offered to.

Especially if it's a romantic partner, he wouldn't want to have them see his burned form, it's something that should be hidden from their view, from everyone's view in the eyes of Joshua. Because they'll see him for the monster he is, the disgusting looking burns on his body, and will they still love him after they see the monster beneath?

He would be grumbling under his breath as the person helped him, trying to stay still but he was extremely anxious about someone else touching his burns and bandaging him.

He won't hesitate to swat their hands away of he feels like he shouldn't have them help him anymore. Or if he changes his mind. It isn't personal against them. It's not that he doesn't trust them, its once again, just that he feels guilty or like he's making them help him.

[izzy-the-chaotic-gremlin]

Hello I have some fellers for y'all to meet

MEET SMG 8 AND SMG 2, cus cuz why not let's add on to this little bandwagon of eights we got :]

This is SMG 8 ⤴️

And this is SMG 2 ⤴️

Rants about them under cut!

Let's do 8 first!

She is extremely short, like 3 ft and a half kinda short

She is extremely energetic and kind of chaotic

She is the meme guardian of animation memes! And yes I'm talking about the kind that we all went through a phase constantly watching when we were seven

Using the ink pen that she has across her back she can draw anything, and those drawings can come to life aka anything she draws becomes reality

She has a pet Smurgle, here I put an image below so you all know what I'm talking about

She is on par with Mario's level of power but she doesn't use said power because she doesn't want to hurt anybody, she she does use her power is to cause chaos with her friends though >:]

She's a regular at SMG3's restaurant

She is extremely creative plus she has ADHD, and combining that she can practically make anything as long as her mind is up to it

She's good friends with Tori and Boopkins

She is surprisingly dirty minded, she's also the one to always initiate the kiss or the one to push her partner up against the wall and kiss them >:] she's also the one to suggest the dirty times in bed *wink wink*

She is a DemiGirl and lesbian

She is biologicaly male, and no she has not had bottom surgery cus she wants to have babies at some point in her life, also because, and I quote this from 8 themself "its makes me more cunty"

Her pod looks like this

oh dear God what am I doing

Hears some extra details

Her hat design ⤴️

The design of her eyes ⤴️

My head cannon relationships that she has with the other 8's

@bear-boi-5 Smg8 : honest to God she views him as an older brother figure / Uncle figure, also I headcanon that she will sit there and stand in front of him jumping on her heels and grabbing at the air a above her saying "up up!" Over and over until he finally snaps and picks her up, oftentimes she'll climb on his shoulders and just kind of ride around

@strange0-0storm Smg8 : honest to God she imprinted upon him like a baby duck, she will literally just follow him around everywhere he goes, what I'm trying to say is she really looks up to him and she just really really likes him in general, he's also a older brother / Uncle figure for her PS he's the funcle aka fun unkle :]

@mrfellsans Smg8 : she just observes him from afar like he's a creature that must be studied for science and research, she does like him though shes just not too sure about him

Ok let's do 2 now!

She's also pretty short like around like 4 ft tall

She is extremely protective of 8, like if you dare lay a finger on it she will make you say nighty night for a couple of days lafmo

Do you surprisingly strong physically, like the girl has flipping abs and everything

She has a black belt in karate

She has multiple tattoos that are unseen the eye, the only ones that you can see are the ones that go up her arm around the back of her shoulders and down to the other arm (aka the snake one)

Her tail works like an extra hand

She usually keeps her eyes closed like Falin for Dungeon Meshie, she does open them though when she is feeling a strong emotion or just surprised angry aor scared

Have yall ever seen The owl House? If you haven't or if you have two's magic works exactly like how that characters in TOH's works! She does the whole circle in the air thing as well (reference photos so you get the idea of it) also pls go watch The Owl House if you haven't seen it, its really good :]

She's the mean guardian of really old and timeless means, like the whole IS THAT THE BIET OF 87? and BUT THATS JUST A THEORY, A GAME THEORY! She also deals with TV show and movie meams like Cursed cat Alastor and this random ass screenshot for movies that get made into memes

She has a heavy Russian accent

She knows fluent Russian, German, and Japanese

She is female and lesbian

She calls 8 親愛なる and 私の愛 (親愛なる translates to my dear and 私の愛 translates to my love)

She has a pet cursed cat Alastor aka this thing

(oh Lord)

She is a year older than SMG 3 and SMG 4

She's also regular at SMG 3's Cafe

She has a crush on SMG 8 :]

She is super sleep deprived due to her staying up and making theories on games and movies, or just staying up all night watching Mat Pat lafmo

Her pod looks like this

Extra details on her (I'll add the rest later in a diff post)

Her eye design ⤴️

My head cannon relationships that she has with the other 8's

@bear-boi-5 Smg8 : she doesn't trust him at all, the only reason that he's allowed around SMG 8 is because 8 likes him too much for 2 to safely take them out, but if 8 dare lay even a finger on SMG 8 SMG 2 will imady make him say nighty night for a couple days

@strange0-0storm Smg8 : eh shes alright with him, I mean she doesn't fully trust him but it's not to the level of Bear-Boi's 8

@mrfellsans Smg8 : she likes him and considers him a good acquaintance :]

[donghoonie-3]

'22 KINKTOBER - DAY 31

mommy kink - Jake

For: @sunjayx

Warnings: sub jake, meam dom reader, jake begs a lot, pet names, degrading, jake is tied up, unprotected sex (better safe than sorry!!), choking. Lmk if I missed anything!!

kinktober masterlist ♡

a/n: ahh this is the last day!! I still have a couple fics to finish because I was taking a couple days off! I'll finish them as soon as I can<33 I really enjoyed this month and writing all of these so I hope yous enjoyed reading them too and of course this very last one aswell<33

You were riding jake nice and fast, bouncing up and down on his needy dick. His hands are tied to the bed as desperate moans leave his mouth. "ahh yes yes yes!!" He moans out loudly as you speed up your actions. He wanted to touch you and forgot for a second that his hands are tied up. All he could do is lay there and moan about how good you're making him feel.

"You look so pretty like this jakey" you praise your boyfriend. "t-thank you mommy" he says subconsciously, not realising what he said. "What's that?" You say with a raised brow, slowing your movements when he doesn't reply.

"I asked you a question" you say sternly while you're holding his chin up. "Mmm i- I said thank you m-mommy" he finally replies, averting his eyes from yours. "I didn't hear you baby, say that again" you did hear him but you wanted to hear him say it louder...and more desperate so you pick up your pace once again and move faster on him.

"i- ahh fuck! I said thank you mommy!!" He says louder this time, throwing his head back as the pleasure takes over him. "Good boy. Am I making you feel good jakey?" You ask him as your hand moves up to his neck and you start to choke him lightly.

"Yes mommy! m-making me feel so good~ please mommy...more" he sounds so fucked out begging for you. You smirk at his words and choke him harder watching his lips part wider. He looks so good with his hair messy and his lips wet, red and swollen from licking them and biting at them so much.

"Such a pathetic whore" you degrade him and he moans louder in response, loving your mean words. "So pathetic... getting turned on more by my mean words" you spit loving the way he reacts at your words.

"You like being degraded hmm jakey?" You ask him and he responded almost right away desperately. "Yes mommy!! I love it so much when mommy degrades me- fuck please mommy feels...good" his back arches while speaking his last words.

"Is my dumb whore close? You wanna cum jakey?" You ask him teasingly. Your hips moving nonstop on his dick, getting him and you closer to your highs.

"Yes yes please mommy can I cum? Please I've been good mommy- aahh!! Mghh please!! Mommy please can I cum please" he's almost crying from badly he needs to cum so you let him. Satisfied with his cute begging.

"Cum baby" those are the final words he needed to hear before shooting his cum into you. His moans getting higher once his orgasm hits. Begging for you like a pathetic slut and his eyes rolling back.

You cum just after him and rest on top of him for a but before getting up and cleaning both of you up. You then go back to bed and hold him close to you while praising him and telling him how good he did for you.

Taglist: @makiixuxii @parkhonnie @hee-pster @foxdaisy @heeseongism @bbyhee @cha0thicpisces send an ask to be added or removed<3

[kozh-lucium]

Warning, a rant of BG3 fandom (and of astarion)

BG3 and Astarion stans TM (not normal fans, mind you) made me realize I'm too old for fandom like...this.

Idk if I'm just unlucky or something like that, but the amount of people who equates "nuance" with "let's go full genocide bcs it's fun and to troll wyll/karlach" is too damn high.

Aaaand not surprising, almost all of them are astarion stans tm. Look, I'm not saying all of astarion fans are like this, but forgive me for getting more and more uncomfortable with how some people are acting. So apparently I am not allowed to complain about how astarion keeps being a dick in act 1, but they're allowed to hate karlach and wyll so much because they're "goody two shoes"?

Sorry, it sounds like hypocrisy.

Just the other day i had a fight with several people, over discussion of Gandrel (the gur we met in the swamp). It's crazy for me how they feel the need to invent ridiculous just to justify killing him. I can respect if the reson if "It's more pragmatic" (I mean, i still disagree since we can just lie to him), I even respect more when someone said "lol i did it because I'm an astarion simp, I'll do whatever he ask me to". But to say that gandrel is an amoral character who needs to die because he will make a deal with the hag just to find astarion? Or that he doesn't have proof that astarion is hurting people?

Are these people serious??

It's extra ironic how one of them just before this claim that I imposed modern morality for finding their action to be not neutral, and that faerun being medieval dark fantasy setting is suppsed to be more lenient to evil actions, elyet in the same breath accusing an NPC as amoral for trying to strike a deal with the hag, enought that it's okay to kill him.

For some reason, to them, not liking evil run meams you're media illiterate and can't handle nuance.

Look, i can't handle it, i wouldn't enjoy witcher 2 writing and def. will stake astarion the first chance i got.

Sorry for the long rant. I'm super cranky right now. I hate edgelords like them.

[trollocs-ooc]

twelve

favorite thing about them: i like that he isn't just a stereotypical highblood, if you know what i mean. Like, yes he's still casteist and evil but he has his own worldview regarding those things thats a lot more complex than "highbloods good n strong lowbloods weak n bad" u know. If he didn't end up getting an rp account i dont think he'd be fleshed out at all. Also his design. Im so glad i didn't just make him taller eleven oh my god

Also i know im dragging this on too long but i like that he's not really aggressive. Most of the time. He's very polite and calm. He doesn't swear, he rarely raises his voice, he stays cordial unless someone's testing him first etc. In a way i think it makes him scarier. He doesn't need to compensate for anything, he expects you to know your place regardless. Its like being in a room with a hungry 14ft shark that's insisting it's not gonna bite you in a calm tone while grinning the whole time. God forbid he tells you your horns look unique.

least favorite thing about them: he'll never find out hes a violetfuchsia cusp :( also drawing him oh my god i can never draw him how i want him

favorite line: i know this isnt a line but when he got sent that meme of him

that thanks was genuine, he does actually have a sense of humor.

brOTP: none really. He and Pessoner had something going by bullying children (raveri) on tumblr though 😭

OTP: his whole thing is that he cant form long-lasting connections due to his caste which is partially why he is. Like that. You might think oh but what about his kismesis? Oh no thats not going to last trust me. Anyway his "true love" was his moirail (actually matesprit) that died horribly a long, long time ago. He has multiple tattoos referencing her, if you saw.

nOTP: Twelve x Slashr for. Obvious reasons

random headcanon: nerd sings along to sea shanties

unpopular opinion: i dont know what anyones opinions on him are tbh 😭 i dont know what i can say really. Ummm. I think he'd actually make a decent parent? Thats probably unpopular

song i associate with them: i sadly dont have many songs for twelve....i wish i had oceany sort of songs for him if you know what i meam but i dont. All i have is "heaven is a bedroom" by tv girl which is because of him & his moirail(matesprit)

favorite picture of them:

Still this one! Twelve is actually supposed to be silhouetted like a real ancestor most of the time. I just .... struggle with drawing that

[mariamakeslemons]

Chapter 8 (Dragged to Hell)

TW: Slightly gory (it's a demon dragging someone to Hell, what do you expect?)

I've been wanting to get to this part for a long while. Hey ho, the Bitch is Dead!

Kyle is staring at you. You don’t know why he is, especially since he’s here with his team and Master Prometheus is in the field, preparing for the Bonding Ceremony that will hopefully release König’s Bond and allow you and Kyle to Bond instead. You see his Captain, Price, watching the proceedings with interest, occasionally asking questions which you can hear your Master answer easily. Soap and Ghost are doing rounds, looking out in case König decides to try showing up to stop the Bonding.

“…What?” you eventually ask, averting your eyes to his wrist, where the bracelet Master Prometheus asked you to make dangles from.

“Didn’t think you’d look so pretty in shapeless robes,” he admits, looking at your ceremonial clothes curiously. You sputter as your cheeks warm, too flustered to say anything as you try to disappear into said robes. They are traditional styled, black and heavy enough to almost seem stiff, if it weren’t for the potions that the cloth is soaked in before becoming robes. Kyle chuckles, stepping forward and pulling on the collar, revealing your pout to him.

“C’mon Love,” he teases, “Don’t hide your pretty face from me.”

“Kyyyleee,” you whine, trying to hide your face in exact opposition of his request.

“Kyle, Child,” Master Prometheus calls, “Come over here.” You immediately snap to attention, hurrying over to stand by your Master as Kyle jogs behind.

“You will face each other and hold this,” he explains, handing over a ritual knife with its wavy blade, “Do not hold it by the blade, share the handle. The only job of this blade is to sever the unwanted Bond.”

“Yes sir,” you agree as Kyle nods in understanding.

“Once inside the circle, I will tell you what to say, Kyle,” Master Prometheus continues, “Child, you know the words you must say.”

“Yes sir,” you repeat, carefully setting foot into the circle. It takes careful steps, but you and Kyle make it to the center, a hand on the blade’s handle, his above yours.

“Sanguinem tuum peto,” Master Prometheus calls.

“Sanguinem tuum peto,” Kyle repeats, the magic sparking in the circle at his words.

“Sanguis meus, gratis do,” you answer, feeling the magic start to swell around you.

“Animam meam colo.”

“Animam meam colo.”

“Anima mea, tuum est tenere.” As you say each word, the magic circles around you and Kyle, but you never break eye contact with him. He does the same, licking his lips as he looks down at you.

“Et medullis vestris servabo.”

“Et medullis vestris servabo.”

“Medulla mea est thesaurus tuus.” There is a taught rope of magic appearing, being wrapped around the knife’s blade and begins to fray as new strands move between you and Kyle. The strands search eagerly for each other, stretching to bind Kyle and you together.

“Adiuro te ad me.”

“Adiuro te ad me.”

“Avide tenetur- ,” you barely finish when a loud crack fills the field. The rope that was wrapped around the knife is severed, and your strands shoot out toward Kyle. But Kyle’s strands fade as his shirt turns red. Your wide eyes finally drop from his eyes to look in horror at the bloom of blood blossoming across his chest.

“THEY’RE MINE!” König roars as you scream, unable to do anything but watch Kyle drop.

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Gaz floats in darkness, confused about what happened. He had been standing just before you, finishing the ritual to sever your Bond with König while making a new one with him, when a sudden pain slammed into his back before he went numb and everything went dark. Fuck, is he dead?

“I call to you with my soul,” a voice whispers, making him blink. It’s familiar, achingly so. He squints, trying to see who it is.

“I call to you with my soul. Return to me,” the voice says, sounding closer. He still can’t see anything, but the voice is clearer, allowing him to realize just who is calling for him. Who he needs to return to.

“I call to you with my soul. Return to me, Kyle. Please, come back,” you plead from a light that suddenly appears, briefly blinding Gaz, even as he finds himself running toward it.

“Hold on! I’m coming!” he yells back, before gasping as he suddenly finds himself staring up at the sky. Your face comes into view, a look of relief that crumbles to relieved tears.

“Kyle,” you sob, dropping your head down against his throat.

“Hey, Love,” he croaks, lifting his hand to pat at your head. Price appears over him, a look of relief on his Captain’s face.

“You gave us quite the scare, Gaz,” he rumbles, relief twitching at his mouth.

“How long was I out?” Gaz asks, turning his head idly to press a kiss to your head as his hand slides down to rub against your back soothingly.

“‘Bout five minutes,” Price answers, before flinching and glaring at a howl of rage. Gaz turns his head, scowling upon seeing König struggle against glowing rope that rise from the ground. Prometheus scowls as both Soap and Ghost finish pulling off all the weapons from the giant’s person.

“Fucker managed to slip past Ghost and Soap by timing when they passed each other,” Price explains, “He only got the one shot off before the old witch bound him to th’ spot.” Your sobs settle and you sniffle as you look up at him.

“I’m so sorry,” you choke out, “I never wanted you to be killed.”

“Oh, shhh,” he gently shushes, pulling you back down to him, “It’s not your fault th’ fuck is a piece of shit. But, uh, let’s not do this again.”

“Something we all can agree on,” Price huffs as you reluctantly pull away before helping Gaz up.

“I’m just glad you’re back,” you confess, your eyes red rimmed from crying. Gaz presses another kiss to your head, before everyone jumps as flames suddenly appear beside the Austrian.

“There you are, Pookie!” a woman’s voice coos as a demon appears from the flames. Once Gaz gets a good look, his eyebrows shoot up. The demon is a very pretty female with the stereotypical blood red skin, however her blonde hair and blue eyes seem almost angelic. The demon skips over and wraps her arms around König’s neck as the man panics, cooing, “You were naughty, König-y. Don’t worry, I’ll treat you just right!”

“Nonononononono,” the Austrian rapidly pleads, struggling against both the rope and the demon’s arms. The woman laughs happily and curls close to him, before they both ignite. Everyone watches in shock and horror as the flesh drips off bone as the fire burns brightly, turning pitch black before the skeletons sink into the ground, all while the giant of a man screams and yells, pleading for you to save him. As soon as the top of his skeleton’s head disappears into the ground, the fire douses, leaving a little soot as the only sign anything happened.

“…That was the psycho that killed him in the first place,” you choke out. Gaz lets out a hysterical laugh while Ghost turns to look at you and Gaz.

“Need t’ go t’ a church. No’ ‘cause ‘f religion, but t’ get that image out ‘f m’ head,” he declares, changing the hysterical laughter to real laughter.

[artificial-ascension]

Just a few Smiley HCs, not a big long post just some I swear

He's a demon. He makes it everyone's problem

He's like 450 years old. Everyone keeps asking about major historical events and his response "I wasn't there I was doing other things"

Sometimes he has a reason, like that he was several hundreds of miles away and very young at the time, other things not so much

He got invited to the Boston Tea Party by his brother and didn't go because "He didn't hate tea or British people enough to care"

He did see Alexander Hamilton get shot in person though

Oh yeah also he has a brother. They're not actually realated they were both just born around the same time and got adopted by the same person and stayed together even after they left their pride

Oh speaking of which Smiley's species is weird. I won't give details (I'll put those in another post) but he's actually this weird shadow thing that looks like a weird mix of Slenderman and Pride from FMA. He possesses human bodies because he's not yet strong enough to exist in his true form in the 3rd dimension for more than a few minutes

They also reproduce through a weird version of mitosis meaning no one knows who's related to who and everyone is adopted. Sometimes his species forms large groups called prides but it's also common for them just just roam around either aline or with a few friends

Smiley is unfortunately alone, having not seen his brother for awhile

He has EJ though. They're queer platonic

Smiley's asexual because his entire species is. His ability to feel romantic attraction is debatable. He likes EJ but he's not sure if he considers them in love

He definitely feels something for Nurse Ann though. They met after the Civil War when Smiley first started killing his patients. Ann had a massive crush on him and Smiley decided to manipulate her, eventually killing her as well but fkr the time they worked together he definitely felt something towards her and said feelings have grown over time

Ann on the other hand was resurrected by Zalgo to hunt Smiley's species as the whole species had stopped listening and also they eat other demons sometimes and several individuals had wronged him personally so he just decided to have someone get rid of them and Ann was the perfect candidate he decided

150 years later the undead demon hunter x the demon who killed her ship is... going strong? There's alot of tension between them. Smiley still loves tormenting her and she keeps falling into the "I can fix him mindset" but at the same time They're both really horny for eachother in every way imaginable

His sense of humor is fucked. Everything is funny to him. His favorite movie is Repo! The Genetic Opera and he adamantly believes it is a comedy (That movie contains gratuitous murder scenes with silly sound effects, for context, and he can't get enough of it) His weird blue liquid is only blue because Zydrate is blue and he wanted his to be blue too, so he put food coloring in it

Smiley acts mostly human but alot of the time he can be found acting just a little... off...

He stands weird. He normally keeps his hands shoved in his pockets and tries to stand straight but sometimes he forgets and ends up walking around hunched over with his arms held weird. He alwaus goes up the stairs on all fours

He makes weird noises alot. Generally he only makes them around other demons (EJ has begun to understand what each of his clicks and and cries meam) but sometimes when he experiences alot of emotion at once he'll let a chirp or two slip

He lays weird. He's super flexible and constantly bitches about having to follow the laws of anatomy (in his true form he has no bones, organs or anything else. He's an amorphous shapeshifter) He sleeps and lays curled up like a cat

Also he purs. He's very very cat like but only around certain people

He eats alot too. His metabolism is super fast and he's got dangerously low body fat. Of course at the same time he's a picky eater and prefers his own home grown and caught food. He will eat a few store bought snacks (mostly sweets. Not a particular fan of too much sugar but he will enjoy a cookie from time to time)

He's an amazing farmer. He has a greenhouse where he grows all sorts of things. Tomatoes, strawberries, peppers, spices, everything. He also raises fish, crab, shrimp and cray fish via hydroponics. He also has chickens and a regular plot of farm land that some of the others help him look after

He grows weed too. Alot of it. Smiley fucking loves doing drugs. Back when heroine was in cough medicine he woyld sit in his clinic on a slow day and drink it. Unfortunately drugs are harder to come by now a days. The only stuff he has easy access to is Salvia which is effectively LSD the plant but phycodelics have other effects on his species so he can't use them. He doesn't drink either, he has a very sharp sense of smell and cannot stand being around alcohol so he just gets high and smokes cigarettes. Seriously he smokes like two packs a day and you'd be hard pressed to catch him sober

He's also the masnion weed dealer. He gives it out "for free" but if he gives you weed you owe him something now, so it’s best to have something on hand to trade with him

Also gives people vegetables. He grows way too many for him to use all by himself. This has gained him the nickname Dr. Pepper

Other nicknames include Doc Smiles, Dr. Feel Bad and The Good Doctor Smiley, the latter is widely knkws to be an oxymoron

He is an actual good doctor knowing a wide array of modern medicine, home remedies and old healing techniques form back in the day. He just like to kill people though. Demon instincts and shit

He gives alot of his patients organs tk EJ, he alsk has a special rule about no eye stuff which he claims is for EJ's sake (Eye stuff brings back very bad memories for him) but Smiley cannot handle seeing things happen to eyes either

Smiley is very manipulative. He's spent a long time around humans and knows how to manipulate them. Most demons are actually veey honest creatures however Smiley is not above lies and deception to get his way

If he can't manipulate someone into giving him what he wants he either gets aggressive (While he may appear frail he isn't, thanks to his demonic influence over his physical body he's quite strong. Also tall. He's 6'4 making him the tallest person with a human body in the mansion. Also his teeth are super sharp snd he will bite) or he tries to guilt trip

450 year old demon claiming he should get the last slice of pizza because he's neurodivergent and minor

Which is somewhat true. He's not fully developed yet as a demon and still has about 200 years before he will be, but the actual age he acts is determined by his physical body. His current human body is 38. Not a minor. He dose have PTSD though from being an army medic in several wars along with some mild abandonment issues

Ok I'm done with him. Done done done. Here. Take these.

[hitsuyou-fukaketsu]

saw u went on an aiyuu rampage last night and no yeah bc. yuujirou had that werewolf costume requested specifically for him after aizou lost their little dance competition. only reason why he did was that aizou was so caught up ij worrying and watching yuujirou to make sure he doesnt make any mistakes after they stayed up All Night practicing together and forgetting to focus on his own dancing. and then the hwite day event yuujirou says that thing he didnt meam abt wishing aizou wasnt his partner and ofc that Actually Hurt and he KNOWS he crossed a line there so tried to apologise but you know how he is so he ends up going with that pocky gift with the miniscule "thank you" written at the bottom bc he really Is glad that its aizou who was his idol partner and nobody else when it comes down to it. and ofc the new years events he took it upon himself to help aizou change into his hakama AND IN THIS YEARS ONE they also wished for Each Other's Sakes and bringing back the person who understands them the most like yeah okay get a room ??? AND THE VALENTINES EVENT ?? Yuujirou ur ideal couple's bf looking unusually familiar to ur partner. and also the fact that he wants a relationship where they can talk things out and communicate than lash out at each other you and aizou have Got to step up ur communication skills ffs. and aizou dodging the question when asked if hes ever fallen in love before with "we're talking about you right now!!" yeah ok we get it ur hopelessly smitten!! orz

samishigariya also. i do not need to elabroate the whole thing says enough. anywyas sorry for this block of text in ur inbox somehting in me was just activated i miss those two idiots

Mona is laughing at their tomfoolery

[daughter-of-fire-and-dreams]

Character summary: Meam Carus Rhua

alias/nicknames: Rhua, Lady Rhua (she will make sure that was your last breath if you call her that)

Technically she presents herself to everyone as just Meam Rhua given the real translation of her full name (My Dear Rhua). And even then, everyone mostly knows her as just Rhua. 

gender: female

age: 40? (Been too lazy to do some math given she started at 37)

zodiac: ----

abilities  + talents: Rhua’s very adept at memorizing things. Thousands of them. And multitasking. This is pretty much the only reason why she ended up as an engineer given how she lacked a lot of preferences during her youth. She also is very, very perceptive of people though. Not to the extent that her mother is, but she can still feel and read others quite well. 

alignment:  lawful / neutral / chaotic / good / neutral / evil / true

sins: envy / greed / gluttony / lust / pride / sloth / wrath

virtues: charity / chastity / diligence / humility / justice / kindness / patience

languages: I’m on the fence of whether the people of the First have a different language than Eorzean or not. It’s an interesting concept to think of when it comes to her and somehow having pulled off talking in Eorzean with other characters despite having only heard of the language through her mother. But this one is still a huge “???”

family: Rutla Hann (Deceased Father), Haven Hann/Haila Wetyios (Mother), Rhea Meam Amatus (Younger Brother), Rohmio Lee ( Baby “Big” Brother), Helia Lee (Baby Sister), Howl Lee (Baby Brother), Luma Lee (TECHNICALLY Step Father. Rhua will die before considering him that way). 

friends: Sergius. She gets along with almost everyone from the Bellworks. But in the end if one was to ask her who her friends are, probably Sergius is the only name that comes to her mind. If asked personally how she feels about others she gets along with... She’d probably have really weird individual denominations for them instead of ‘friend’. Just like ‘Stupid grandpa’, ‘Senile old man’, ‘Dumbass we put child safety locks on’ and so on. 

sexuality: ??????????

heterosexual / bisexual / pansexual / homosexual / demisexual / asexual / unsure / other

I as the writer am just staring at her, shaking her like an 8-ball asking “What the actual fuck?”

relationship: single / partnered / married / widowed / open relationship / divorced / not ready for dating yet / it’s complicated

libido: ??????????

sex god / very high / high / average / low / very low / non-existent 

build: slender / average / athletic / muscular / curvy / other 

hair: white / blonde / brunette / red / black 

eyes: brown / blue / gray / green / black / other (Amber)

skin: pale / fair / olive / light brown / brown / dark / other 

height: I don’t remember but she’s average height for female Viera

scars: What little is left of Rhua’s upper left arm is absolutely covered in nasty stab scars and slightly deformed from the infection that followed. She’s not ashamed of this, but is self conscious from scaring any weak stomached people if she has to pull up her sleeve to deal with her prosthetic. Other than that, there’s a very thin line right on top of her heart, one would have to look very closely to tell something definitely happened there. 

dogs or cats || birds or bugs || snakes or spiders || coffee or tea || ice cream or cake || fruits or vegetables || sandwich or soup || magic or melee || sword shield dagger or bow || summer or winter || spring or autumn || past or future

A few songs that remind you of them:

I struggle a lot when it comes to songs because I did not spend any particular time of my life listening to songs with lyrics, so this is all I could scrounge up between non-lyric and lyric songs

RUANN - There’s no ending (Ando Kenn bootleg version)

Itoki Hana/Toby Fox - THE GREATEST LIVING SHOW

Arcane - Dear friend across the river (Samuel Kim arrangement)

FFXIV - The Twinning

Ado - Tot Musica

Honkai Impact 3rd - Moon Halo

tagged by: @tea-and-conspiracy 

tagging: @sergiusreports​ I GUESS SINCE I SEE THE TAG FROM HER DIDN’T GO THROUGH FOR YOU 

[cyn-write]

Oc x Canon Week: Day 3

Reyna Bouc (Sally/Dr. Frankenstein Twst) x Jade Leech

"Soulmate Au"

Jade was used to spending club hours alone. Being the only member of The Mountain Lovers Club, but it had become very lonely forging for mushrooms alone. No one shared his love of the mountains or the perfect mushrooms he collects. After spending so many evenings alone making terrariums and plotting trails, he wished he had someone he could share his passion with, a kindred spirit who completed him. His soulmate, perhaps. If those things existed.

One Friday afternoon as the clubs met, he was preparing for the next day's hike... yet again alone, or so he thought. 10 minutes after the 'meeting' had started, he heard light footsteps approaching his designated classroom. They were too light to be a teacher or his brother or any of his friends... could it be? His meant to be?

He heard the door to the classroom open slightly and a small figure in peered in, a girl. She wore a patched together vest of dismonia green, savanaclaw yellow, and Heartsyble red. The only indication of her dorm was the black and white ribbion around her arm that marked her as a member of Ramshackle. "Umm... excuse me," she said in a meek voice. "I-Is this the Mountain Lovers club?"

Jade's smile grew wide as he saw a sight of beauty. Red hair like that of roses in a messy bun. Freckles dusting the bridge of her nose and cheeks. A scar across her pale skin that went from hairline, over her right eye and to her chin. And glasses that held the warmest brown eyes he had ever seen. Jade's face held his usual facade, but his heart was bursting.

"Why yes this is, I am Jade Leech, president and only member." He held out a hand to the girl.

"Reyna. Reyna Bouc. I have seen you in class." Reyna commented. She shook his hand and he could feel her shaking. "I-I would like to join... your club.. if that's okay?"

Jade's smile grew wider. "I would be delighted to have you." He gestured for her to come over to the desk he was working at."I am actually planning tomorrow's hike, would you like to accompany me?"

"Yes!" She said quickly and scurried over to look at the map. Her frame was so small. She was the same size as Ortho. He noticed her pointed ears and figured she must be fey. "What are these marks?" She was pointing to the small circled he placed along the trail.

"Those are areas I have found mushrooms in the past, you see, I forage as I hike." He stated and opened his notebook. "I am looking for a rare mushroom, the Chorioactis-"

"The Devil's Cigar. I know, I found a few of those when we went to the East. They are really good for smoke bomb and fog potions. I actually used them to-" she suddenly stopped when she saw Jade looking at her dumbfounded. His facade failed him. "I-I'm sorry, I'm a mycologist. I-i meam a fungi enthusiest. I use them to make potions and for science experiments. Sometimes I get carried away..." she tucked a stray hair behind her ear and looked away.

"I do too. I thought I was alone in my love for mushrooms." Jade said smiling.

Reyna turned towards him and her glasses amplified her awestruck eyes, "Me too... Everyone thinks their just ugly foods but in fact they are-

"-one of nature's most beautiful gifts." They said together. He stared into her beautiful brown orbs and she looked directly at him. The temptation to kiss her was strong, but Jade with held.

"Y-your names Jade right?" He nodded, "Do you want to come see my Frogs Breath terrarium?"

From that point forward, Jade knew she was his one. His true love. His Soulmate.

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Day 3 of @theocxcanonweek is done! I hope you enjoyed Jade and his Soulmate, Reyna. She is the youngest of a set of 3 triplets (Rhea from the 1st day and Reyna who will be introduced soon). She is one of my favorite Oc's and I cannot wait to show off more of her!

Like, follow, reblog, and stay tuned for more!!

[typewriter83]

To answer something you wondered when I wrote about chapter 10: yes, I'm the same anon that gives this long ass analysis each chapter.

Some weeks ago I was thinking about your story and I thought "hm, ellie never mentioned riley dying in this universe. Marlene also didn't had any part on this story." But I just forgot about that thought eventually and life passed.

But then you come here and DROP THIS BOMB AND LEAVES? Mama Bear you are.... Oh my god. Okay, I'm skipping to much. Let's go back to the start.

So, I can't stand jackson's council on this story wtf. I mean, in real life is kind of expected that a rapist can get away with the things he did because, well, the world is a bureaucracy that turn simple things into difficult things when it isn't that difficult. But jackson??? The world literally ended, dude. How come they can still look at a rapist and think of some reason he shouldn't be out of the town (not to say dead). I mean, who will stop them? God. Also I feel kind of mad at maria a bit. I mean, I know she feels bad about ellie's situation and that it made her realize she's blind sometimes, but she really chose this moment to back off from the council?? I mean, she could've still be one on the council that could be the voice of the victims (ellie and dina) against david, It's the least she could have done for Ellie after all. She wanted to be bossy and say her unwanted opinions all the time, and now that we want her to do it... Anyways.

So, it's really what you promissed right mama? The 🌶️🌶️🌶️. Girl... Look, reading that whole scene was a mist of ☹️ and 🤭 at the start, david really did some damage to ellie emotionally. But then that freaky ass spicy scene showed up and wuaaaaa *twerking aggressively*. What the fuckkkk. Look, when you made a point of specifying the level of peppers for this chapter, my mind thought of a million things that would have happened in this chapter (when I realized she was on the counter I really thought he was going to kneel and e@t her out. I'm still waiting for that btw), but gurl I would never guess they were going to do that. At one point I remembered Regina's line in meam girls "I was half virgin when I met him" and now I feel like I know what regina was talking about now lmao. Ellie is 98% virgin now. (And I have to tell you ma'm, reading a 🌶️ scene of the forbidden ship with some Rock song playing is another experience. I bet he would've made her 0% virgin if there was some Rock Or Metal playing on that bathroom, he wouldn't have held back).

Joel mentioned Tommy and him are back on talking, bit that hey haven't gone to an understanding. Can you elaborate that? I really wanna know what is stopping them, specially from tommy's part.

He called her pretty gurl in front of Maria and tommy😭 gonna cry. Urgh.

Also, I love how ellie didn't even asked him properly, just gave him an idea but he was already like "yes, anywhere you want". He was so willing to leave. He didn't even think twice (which is good, if you think about some angle. Now they can make any noise as loud as they want without neighbors 🤭 okay I'm gonna stop now). She could ask anything at this point and he would make it come true. He could drop anything for her and you're talented in expressing that in your writing. It makes me wish I was pretty so someone could fall in love with me like this, as intensely and unconditionally as the way you describe joel's love in your stories.

I wonder what marlene and riley's comenack will do. I mean, I'm almost sure there's gonna be some tension in the air when they all reunite because like, she and riley had a thing (innocent and not official, but still a thing), and even a possible beef between riley x joel x ellie, maybe riley would also think he's a dirty old man with no morals and ellie throwing in Riley's face that she left ellie in the past. Marlene, though, is the deal I can't decipher. Why is she going to ellie? I mean, it's gonna take some good affort to convince me she's after ellie for pure emotional reasons. Does she knows ellie can be immune somehow, is that why she's going after ellie? You don't need to answer tho, I just wanted to say everything that comes to my head. All I know is that they all are gonna see how the world is small after this reunion. I mean, What would lead Joel to think that the woman who was his brother's boss for a while is Ellie's mother's best friend? (That even makes me wonder of a "what if" in my mind. how things could have been if any of the millers had contacted ellie earlier through maria in an alternative version of this story. That probably never happened but I really like thinking about past and future and all of that. Blame all the time travel movies I watched lol).

Anways, that was a good chapter, made me real happy to read (I was needing it today, really). Idk if I'm forgetting to mention anything but If I remember something, I will come back. Bye!!

Hello sweet cub - it’s been a week and a half over here, and it was a holiday week! This school year is already kicking our rear ends and September just started.

Learning to Walk and Joellie discussion under cut

Let’s start with David and Jackson - this is not over. 100% this is not over - David is a plot device, and keeping him alive serves a purpose. Trust and believe, I had his 💀 written - WRITTEN - and decided to keep his sick ass around for another day (another chapter, another story - remember I vaguely mention a trilogy?). Maria needs to check herself - because if she doesn’t, she’s going to wonder how she lost her husband, because Tommy is waking up (growing up?) and he’s gonna play a role in where we’re going too. I said earlier that Maria won’t make a 180, but she does need to rethink what it means to be living at the end of the world - old world laws don’t work anymore, and neither does Joel’s idea of justice (it does, lol but it doesn’t).

Mama cannot promise to not bitch about writing spicy scenes, lol - they’re hard for me to write, that probably won’t change. However, the more I write, it does happen faster, which is progress for me. And… well, we’re about to send Joel and Ellie off on their on for awhile and… you never know what might happen when they’re secluded up in the mountains with no electricity and only each other for company - winter is coming, cubs. 🌶️🌶️ and our “almost virgin” will get her moment - I promise, I’ve already plotted it out - and Joel teaching her some other 🌶️🌶️ stuff, too - just saying.

Tommy and Joel have a tumultuous relationship at best; and Tommy wants that relationship but he doesn’t know what that would look like. Joel has kept to himself a lot, and promised Tommy he would make an effort after Austin was born, but now that he’s clearly chosen Ellie, where does that leave Tommy? Resolutions and a glimpse of what their future will looking like are coming - think boys sitting around a campfire, I have an idea.

Joel choosing Ellie without even thinking - go listen to Post Malone’s “Hide My Gun” - it could go either way with Joel or Ellie asking the other to not ask questions, just hide my gun, but in this case it’s Ellie asking him “would you pack and never-coming-back-again bag?” And the answer is - “when are we leaving?” Not why, not how, just when. Honestly, I think if Joel could, he would find somewhere else for them - he would put her in a truck and drive her off into the sunset. Also, sweet cub, being pretty has nothing to do with loving someone unconditionally 🩷 Joel was shot by this girl, and he still loves her and has made it clear that regardless of their relationship status, he will drop everything and run with her.

I was very vague about Riley - I think she was mentioned two, maybe three, times in the whole story. But Ellie does tell Joel that she cared about her, and then Riley left - hence Ellie’s abandonment issues, right? Riley’s return to Ellie’s life will cause problems (Marlene too, but for other reasons) - a sense of “I’m back, let’s pick up where we left off” which is the kind of vibes Riley gives off - IMO - especially in the show. There’s going to be some canon parallels with both Marlene and Riley, and I don’t want to give anything away - but there’s going to be an adventure coming for this universe. But in essence, Marlene is pissed at Riley for “not securing Ellie” - because everyone in Marlene’s circle is always passed off, including her best friend’s daughter - Marlene expected Riley to close the deal on Ellie, because she didn’t bother to raise her, but she knows Ellie is smart and talented and would have a place in the Fireflies revolution. That’s pretty vague and doesn’t give much away - and I’ve been asked about Ellie’s immunity in this universe before and I won’t give that away either - gonna have to stay tuned for Part 2

Thanks for always coming back!

🫶🏻

[im-a-walmart-bag]

Chapter 7 part 1

Leonardo and the Fallen Kingdom

Inside the throne room now dark from Shredder's presence. Shredder angrily paces near the throne, his armor clinking with each step on the towel floor, his cape ruffling as he walks. Karai stands by, fiddling with a knife. watching her father with confusion. "Father, what's wrong? Why are you pacing around? We have to feed it Splinter and The Wretched Turtles! why are you not celebrating your victory?" sugar stops, pacing and glares at Karai with anger. " victory? you call this a victory?! you do not understand Karai. Victory is hollow without the full prize! I searched not just their defeat, but their power!" Karai walks closer, trying to comprehend what her father just said. " but we have the castle, people, that are weapons, their secrets-" Shredder cuts her off with a snarl. " what good are their secrets without their Ninpo?! When Leonardo was sucked into that portal, his ninpo along with his brothers' and Splinter's went with him! Their Ninpo Remains out of my grasp!" Karai's eyes widened in realization. "Leonardo escaped?" Shredder's fists clenched tightly. "Yes, and with him, the essence of their power, but don't worry.. I won't be denied, I may have a way to find him." Just then the large double doors of the throne room open. guards enter dragging the lifeless bodies of the Fallen Warriors behind A them. The guards position the bodies before Shredder and Karai. Karai's face tails at the site. "What... What is this?" Shredder steps forward to the bodies, a Sinister smile spreading across his face under his kabuto, two guards closing the door. " a contingency plan.. if I cannot have their needle entirely, I will still wield their power in another form" Shredder raises his hand chanting in the dark, ancient language. The air grows thick with dark magic. the bodies on the floor twitch, their fingers curling and uncurling spasmodically. Slowly, their movements become more coordinated as some unseen force is pulling their strings. the room is filled with a low hum, the sound of dark magic coursing through their veins. Shredder continues his chant, his hand glowing black and deep purple. "Tenebris potestatem meam auge animas tuas recludam!" A dark Aura envelopes the bodies seeping into the corpses' skin. Their eyes snap open, now black as obsidian, voids that seem to absorb all light. red markings appear over their injuries, glowing anonymously, pulsating with the rhythm of Shredder's incantation. The wounds, those stove is cool scene to close slightly, the flesh knitting together with dark energy. the turtles' tapes would flow behind them as they stood up. splinter, now standing as well, his maroon robe would ruffle as he joins the turtles, his eyes just as dark and lifeless. Karai watched both in awe and horror. "Father.you can control them?" Shredder's lips curl into a malicious grin. "Their bodies are mine to command. They will serve us for our little quest to reclaim what should have been mine." Shredder lowers his hands, and with a final word, the now dark magic controlled warriors stand at attention, their movements unnaturally smooth and precise. Shredder steps forward, examining his new shoulders. "Arise my dark legion. You abound to my will. With you, I will find Leonardo, and this time... Nothing will stand in my way..." The warriors nod in unison. Karai looks at the warriors, smirking. "I will get Stockman to start at dawn, Father." Shredder smirked back, both of them laughing evilly.

I know it’s short, but damn, it took me a while to find the right words (I used big words! :>) for this to sound even more cool, and the Latin, I just used Google translate 😂 Hope you like it my Lovelies!

[assbutt-writes]

The Forest Chapter 4

Chapter below cut

[RECORDING STARTS, A BUTTON ON A TAPE RECORDER CLICKS, AND A FAINT TAPE WHIRRING NOISE CAN BE HEARD]

JON: [TIREDLY] Statement of… [CLEARS THROAT AND STARTS AGAIN, VOICE SLIGHTLY LESS TIRED-SOUNDING] Statement of Olivia Marcus, regarding the disappearance of her wife and the book she found called Liber Saltus. Original statement given March 30th, 2011. Audio recording by Jonathan Sims, head archivist of the Magnus Institute, London.

Statement begins

I don’t expect you to believe me. To be completely honest, most days I don’t even believe myself. The only reason I know it even happened is that Lana isn’t here and this goddamned book is sitting on my lap right now.

Let me start from the beginning. Lana has always been into the supernatural, so you can imagine her enthusiasm when we found a book called Liber Saltus at a garage sale that looked like something out of a horror movie, the cover made out of a dark green wood, the pages yellowed and torn, and the ink the same green as the cover, looking almost hand-written. It only fueled her excitement when we saw that it talked about a realm called “the Forest” where the time travelled much differently than Earth, the floor was covered in a flesh-eating green slime and the spirits of its trees walked around, sometimes crossing over into our world to kidnap people.

It talked about the fact that most of the spirits stayed hostile when they came to Earth and would kill the human it brought back to the Forest, but that some of them turned good when they crossed the border between the Forest and Earth, and would instead befriend the human they came to kidnap. It said all of these spirits were linked to a book that appeared in the real world with them, and if that book was destroyed, they would be sent back to the Forest immediately, though they could leave behind a note in their place if they wished.

Here’s where we get to how Lana disappeared. That book contains a spell to summon a portal that can only be used once every 5 years, and, being the horror fanatic that she was, she decided that she just had to read it out loud. I think she read it wrong, though, because instead of it keeping her safe and keeping the portal open behind her, the portal started to close immediately, and I had to watch as one of the spirits inside killed her.

I’ve tried every way I can think of to destroy this damned book, but it won’t burn, I can’t tear off the pages, and it floats in the water. I need to get rid of it, though, and I heard you all will keep supernatural artefacts, so I thought I’d give it to you with this statement.

JON: [STILL TIRED BUT VOICE NOW FILLED WITH AWE] End statement. This is… [PAUSE, LETS OUT A SMALL LAUGH] amazing. It means that Martin may still be alive, and I might be able to actually get him back. I need to get that book.

[THE TAPE RECORDER GETS PICKED UP, AND FOOTSTEPS CAN BE HEARD. A SECOND LATER, A DOOR OPENS AND THE FOOTSTEPS ECHO IN A HALL, THEN A STAIRWAY, AND THEN ANOTHER, HEAVIER DOOR OPENS AND THE ECHO GROWS. THE TAPE RECORDER GETS SHUFFLED AROUND AS A BOOK GETS PICKED UP, AND PAGES CAN BE HEARD FLIPPING]

JON: Here we go. [READING FROM BOOK] “Te appello, Saltus, et praecipio tibi ut per tuas silvas tutos iter et tutum iter reducas ad domum meam.”

[A WHOOSHING SOUND CAN BE HEARD]

JON: Alright, here we go.