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mysteriesofloves · 2 years

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They have a routine, and a guest bedroom, and plans for a forever home. They have each other, and she has them, and that’s just the way things are, now.

or, back in the city, serena stays with dan and blair.

#gossip girl #dairena #dair #derena #blairena #hi surprise surprise #mysteriesfic*#*#dan x blair x serena

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adriles · 7 months

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when we’re done with our overwhelming grief we’ll eat i guess

#book 22 #im verh drunk #hi #greatest hits #not really sure why this one resonated. are u all ok #is everyone just at the shiva #yall need to stop saying you arent gonna eat then in the tags #i love that a lot of you are getting beautiful things out of this #but some of yall need to know i wrote this while incredibly drunk #this isnt meant to be all that deep this is just shitty iliad posting #more comments like this is just judaism. surprise surprise im jewish #but again this isnt about sitting shiva #this is me drunk talking about the last 3 books of the iliad #idk what to tell u man

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xx-sketchy-xx · 8 months

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LOOOK, LOOK WHAT MY MOTHER MADE FROM CAKE. AAAAAAAAAA-

#welcome home art #wally darling #welcome home wally #adorable #my mom did this for my birthday #What a fantastic surprise #I love her so much #i almost cried fr #Cake Wally fr #She even looked up canon pictures of him to get it right #Guys #i cant breath #i ate his head #And I cried while doing it #Y’all Wally tastes so good

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wellship · 2 months

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"Don't you ever shut up-!?"

#zosan #description in alt text #I feel like the context behind this would be really emotional and juicy. unfortunately I have none #tennis ball shooting his shot #actually I think he presumes he's about to get the shit kicked out of him and ruin their friendship but he can't hold it in any more #he might be in for a surprise as to the actual response he gets...!

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wombywoo · 7 months

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civvies

#call of duty #cod #simon ghost riley #john soap mactavish #john price #kyle gaz garrick #my art #this is just after Simon's bi-yearly haircut by an actual barber #and not over the kitchen sink #is it any surprise that Gaz has the most style? no #Soap is somehow the least-douchey douchebag north of the border #Price is contemplating where his marriage went wrong despite being an eternal bachelor #and if my only accomplishment in this fandom is to defame Ghost for his unequivocal lack of swag #so be it~

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time-woods · 8 months

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yall what you do when you slip up and accidentally ask ur new roomie on a date

#adventure time #fionna and cake #fionna and cake spoilers #prismo the wishmaster #scarab the god auditor #prohibitedwish #i love drawing their dumb little mannerisms like prismos silly hands #and scarab always putting his arms out like that when smthin surprises him

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beybuniki · 2 months

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they should go on a fishing trip pt.1

#DONT COMMENT ON THE BACKGROUND I KNOWWWWWWWWWWWW #anyway this is day 1. they take a bus. the bakugo household has fishing gear so ´deku is wearing bakugo's onesoe (?) and bakugo is wearing #his dad's. and notices he has grown :')#anyway they take a BUS and don't feel like doing this at all it's awkward for so many reason #also trying to relax after everything is neurologically just really hard they might be hyperivgilant dik #and there's so much they never got to unpack bnut they have to and they have to start somewhere and with someone #deku makes that flower crown while bakugo preps everything and they both look at it and are thrown back into their childhood 🧍‍♀️🧍‍♀️🧍‍♀️#and at first they just sit and wait for the bavarian fish to bite (rody should make a cameo tbh) but then bakugo breaks the iceeee.#and he starts with their moms because their moms have been such a stubbron connection between these two :')#and deku answers with the usual 'good :) how's your mom :)?' and to everyone's surprise he actually opens up #and tells deku about his mom's insomnia because she watched her son die (that shit was live streamed tpo 10 bnha tweets btw)#idk i love to think of their moms being a very easy subject to connect through i think it's easier for them that way to be more vulnerablei #and then some fish biteeeeeeeeeeee #but like 3 small ones so they have to gather berries and mushrooms and make stew (dw there's an aldi this is bavaria after all)#but yeah day 1 is a bit weird like it's just them in the woods with no distractions #which is so different from whatever went on during their 1st year of high school #don't read this i will throw up i just need this somewhere this is my public scrapbook #bnha #deku #midoriya izuku #bakugo katsuki #the flower crown on their knees makes this a bit homosexual but fishing is always homosexual im not fighting against that #au:#fishing

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cherryvaneart · 10 months

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He is actually a very sensible monsieur

#genshin impact #neuvillette #fanart #his personality caught me completely by surprise #he is so gentle

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chloesimaginationthings · 11 days

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Have you made anything about how game Michael has a British accent and movie Mike doesn't?

YES I HAVE.. (here’s the og post)

#ask reply #HONESTLY yall be surprised how many concepts ive done by now #YET somehow I haven’t scratched the surface for fnaf #I NEVER EVER forget Michael is British #William Afton is a cruel man for forcing all his kids to be British despite living in America #this comic still makes me laugh #this being mikes main takeaway is so funny

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some-siren · 7 months

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Ok ok wait I'm rewatching the very beggining of ep 5 when Aziraphale talks about the 1965 doctor who annual and just

Aziraphale: "The 1965 Annual was indeed never printed, *looks at Crowley*, due to problems at the BBC"

Crowley:

Crowley, what happened in september 1965 at the BBC..?

#to be clear i’m aware he’s most likely surprised because Aziraphale is *bargaining* with his books but still #look at that face #crowley #good omens #good omens 2 #aziraphale #doctor who annual #ig?#good omens s2e5 #good omens meta #<- lmao

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tinyfantasminha · 5 months

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we don't want fur on the food now do we

#twisted wonderland #twst fanart #twst masterchef #jack howl #twst meme #twst shitpost #get jack out of the kitchen.... what if his tail knocks out a pan of frying oil......#im surprised they didnt give him a cooking hair net who thought this was a good idea #theres white fur all over my parfait #myart

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teaboot · 1 year

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I went to visit my brothers over the weekend and asked the youngest while I was there "Hey bud, does it bother you that we makes jokes about how you were an accident? Cause we can stop if you want" and he didn't even blink he was just like "Nah, I fought off three kinds of birth control. I've earned the right to be here"

#Sharing because the world deserves to hear it #And I proud of his sassy lil ass #Kinder surprise in-fuckin-deed

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gaddaboutgriffon · 16 days

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Future Son????

It has been a while since I have done an original prompt. So DCxDP prompt #2

Danny gets into a fight with Impulse/Bart about Bart changing the timeline messing things up for Danny and effectively erasing his family, because the change made it so Maddie and Jack never got together. But because of Clockwork sending him on a mission to the past while Bart changed the timeline and the medallion Dan had phased into Danny he remembers the old timeline. Also he has access to his powers but for some reason can’t change into ghost form.

This fight happens in front of the rest of the young justice team. And Nightwing was coming there to teach a training lesson and over hears half of what Danny is shouting.

From Dick’s point of view there is a black haired, blue eyed kid with powers that are suspiciously like a Tamuraneans, yelling at Bart about losing his family because his parents never got together. Also Dick and Kori had recently broken up. (Feel free to make up a reason.)

Due to a misunderstanding Dick is going to help his time displaced “son” adjust to the new reality.

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#dpxdc #dp x dc #dc x dp #dcxdp #story prompt #Bart changed the timeline while Danny was on a mission from clockwork #Danny comes back to his time and everyone is gone #clockwork offers to send Danny to the past where the speedster is living #clockwork doesn’t actually intend to bring Danny back to his own time #the speedster Bart surprise clockwork and created a new best outcome

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nerdpoe · 2 months

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Jazz and Johnny got...way more involved that Danny will ever want to know.

And Jazz, very liminal, actually fell pregnant.

She opted to leave for a bit, have the baby, and adopt it out. It was half ghost and half very liminal human, she had no idea what the GIW would do to it.

So she left on an "extended study trip", gave birth, gave it over to the adoption agency, warned them there was a high chance the kid would be a meta, and went about recovering.

Unbeknownst to her, that baby was immediately stolen by one Sheila Haywood for the purposes of tax fraud.

From there, the baby was given to Willis Todd, after Sheila lied and said that he was the father.

From there, the baby was put under the care of Catharine Todd, who died far too young.

From there, the kid tried to steal Batman's tires so he wouldn't starve.

Fast forward, and Jason Todd, now an adult, decides to pay a visit to the new head Psychologist of Arkham to vet the lady.

He ends up staring into a set of eyes that mirror his own, and when he runs the DNA from the hair he stole off of her, it comes back positive that yeah.

That's his mom.

#dpxdc #dcxdp #dp x dc #dc x dp #phanfic #story prompt #jason doesn't know what to do with this information #this is the second surprise mom he's ever gotten #and it's weird that it happened twice #which means that if willis wasn't his dad #then who the fuck was #idk i just thought “it'd be pretty neat if Jason was literally half undead and that's why superboy prime could rezz him so easily”

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floridazcrazy · 1 month

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You know your diss good if it's trending on flipping TUMBLR

#kendrick lamar #drake #meet the grahams #This niggas cooked LMAO 🤣#This sites so yt I'm surprised y'all knew about this ngl #Drake fans really gon let his murderer walk free💀

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scribz-ag24 · 25 days

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What if the Time Gears had actually threatening guardians.

#pmd2 #my art #grovyle #kecleon #pokemon mystery dungeon #pokemon #pmd au #gonna tag it as that #pmd eos #pmd grovyle #bc this is actually the good ending where grovyle is forced to explain what he is doing and actually gets people to help him #surprise you mistrusful gecko people dont immediately want to kill you if you are not just an edgy vigilante attacking minor gods #other possible au is grovyle needing help from the guild to recover from his injuries while they dont know who he is #enter him and dusknoir pretending they DONT want to kill each other to protect both of their identities. what could go wrong

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