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vivitalks · 6 months ago

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freshman/sophomore year riz gukgak on three hours of sleep & five cups of coffee: vibrating out of his skin, one hand on his gun, talking at 100 words per minute, the poster child of paranoia

junior year riz gukgak on zero hours of sleep, nine cups of coffee, perfect grades, & twelve half-assed extracurriculars: literally whining his way through sentences just trying to piece enough words together to allow one coherent transfer of information while his brain melts out of his ears from stress

#this scene of him in the car with sklonda is killing me #'honey you should tell someone-' (riz covering his face and literally literally WHINING) 'WE CAN'T becauseeee we told someone and #people killeddd herrrr and then i was at the mall and fig tried to eat a shrimp and' (continues like this for ten minutes)#he is making the barest shreds of sense #riz gukgak #dimension 20 #fantasy high #fantasy high junior year #fh #fhjy #i cannot articulate how hard i was laughing watching that scene. i was SNORTING #brian murphy #d20 #stuff #fhfy #fhsy #accurate fucking representation of the classic genius burnout #college is going to hit riz like a semi truck

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a-compass-without-a-needle · 4 months ago

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This is what happened after 3.1 isn't it?

#hsr #phaidei #phaidei nation I humbly offer thee a low quality meme to cope with the doomed yaoi that was going on #phainon #honkai star rail #fellas is it gay for your red coded rival to your blue coded rival to clasp his hands over your own after you stabbed him #due to thinking he was the objective of your revenge quest #pull your sword deeper in and by consequence add to your proximity while smiling and fondly say “Found you.”?#Was it casual when you had an insanely charged and homoerotic scene in the hot baths that had you face down on the ground at his feet?#no but seriously these two have me in a chokehold #what do you MEAN you told him your precise weak spot just in case you became you turned against his cause #and his presumed future EMIYA Archer coded shadow self immediately went precisely for it?#and you KNOW you'll die with a wound in that weak spot in your back and you told him about it anyway #and you tell people to keep an eye on him after you go to meet your fate and then ask him to watch over your people #and he says he'll work hard to learn your language #AND FINALLY #“If there's a chance in the next life you should come visit my library.” WHAT IF I PERISHED ON THE SPOT?!#that's their “See you in the next world.”; their “Do stay alive. I wish you the best of luck.”;#their “I would have really liked just doing laundry and taxes with you.”; “You were a wonderful experience. You were everything.” etc etc #they make me ill (positive)#also I find it so funny that as a KevinSu shipper in HI3rd I went into Star Rail expecting for the dynamic to be more coded with Anaxa #only for Phaidei to hit literally all of my points and favorite tropes in a ship and by consequence my head with a steel chair lol #really hope we see Mydei again soon because literally the first thing Phainon does after he's gone is talk about him all the time #he is a professional yearner and I respect him for it (especially since I too miss Mydei as if he's Odysseus going off to war and sea #for 20 years and I'm Penelope waiting at the shores of Ithaca)#also sorry for the low quality screenshot I was literally too invested in the quest to try and take better ones #gotta love how Hoyoverse is always giving the Kaslanas some of the best romances in their games and ESPECIALLY so if they're queer #myphai

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turtleblogatlast · 4 months ago

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I adore the idea of Leo developing a love for glam rock not only because he likes the music but also because of how many glam rock bands had vibrant and extravagant eye makeup - looks that his own red stripes were right at home with.

Like just imagine a little Leo rifling through his dad’s music and choosing to vibe with glam rock specifically because he was like “:0! Like me!:)”

#rottmnt #rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles #rottmnt leo #rottmnt headcanons #rise leo #has someone said this before idk probably #most definitely honestly I’d bet money on it but ah well #I haven’t been around in a while helloooo everyone #I still love this turtle #I was at work and this thought hit me and I was like dang…wait that’s cute…#and it’s TRUE too #Leo’s glam rock look in the ep ‘Al Be Back’ literally looked more glam BECAUSE of his stripes #if he had a regular non striped turtle design and still chose glam rock as his fave the red crescents wouldn’t be out of place there!#I love it #little leo grew up amongst little green faces so much like his - aside from two glaring red differences #idk I actually really like that all four brothers have SOMETHING unchangable about them that makes them stand out design wise #raph is BIG and SPIKEY yet somehow SOFT LOOKING #leo has SO MANY STRIPES including BRIGHT RED CRESCENTS on his FACE #donnie has a SOFT SHELL often covered by his TECH #and mikey is SMALL and often makes himself even SMALLER #I love their designs so much actually #don’t mind me just thinking about how Leo’s face stripes work so well for him on multiple accounts #as a face man #literally putting emphasis on his face in a character design standpoint to note it as something to look at #but also as someone who ‘wears a mask’#the bright flashy mask that is just as natural and HIM as what it’s hiding #flashback to episode one where behind his red stripes was a flashing red eye #actually since I talked myself into it I’m back on my:#‘Leo was always naturally adept at being a ninja it’s just that his environment & upbringing made those skills adapt to showmanship’ agenda

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king-lena · 1 month ago

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never getting over mac’s texts to dennis 🥺

#tv shows #iasip #charlie kelly #dennis reynolds #mac mcdonald #macdennis #otp: all so i can enjoy a smile on your face #the gang texts #i don’t even know where to start with this like hello #i feel like everyone moved on from this way too quickly #HE LITERALLY TOLD DENNIS THAT HE LOVES HIM SO MUCH LIKE VERBATIM #AND EVERYTHING MAC SAYS HE DOES FOR DENNIS AND ABOUT HOW HE PUTS A LOT OF WORK INTO THEIR RELATIONSHIP #LIKE SOMEONE HIT ME WITH A SLEDGEHAMMER PLEASE #HE TELLS HIM HIS FACE LOOKS SMOOTH AND DYES HIS GRAY HAIR AND MASSAGES HIS PECKS LIKE AKJDKSKSKS #LIKE HE SAID HE PUT IN ALL THAT WORK FOR THEM SO HE CAN ENJOY A SMILE ON DENNIS’ FACE AT THE END OF THE DAY HELPPPPP #also not to be that guy but i am that guy and mac is giving [redacted] vibes a little bit here ngl

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juvinadelgreko · 5 months ago

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crowning ronan lynch the undisputed pining king

#god he’s insufferable about it #(affectionate)#literally can’t go 2 sentences in ronan’s pov w/o a thought getting connected to adam #holy hell #the way maggie subtly introduces adam into ronan’s thoughts #increasing his presence in barely noticeable increments #it’s MASTERFUL #she starts with everything very subtly woven in metaphors and imagery and uncloaks it bit by bit #that you’ll only see for what they are if you’re really looking #she doesn’t hit you in the face with ‘ronan wants adam’#you get to feel ronan’s longing grow as you go along #it starts as ‘oh i’m thinking about him’#then ‘oh i’m thinking about him again’#‘oh wow i’m thinking about him a lot’#‘oh god i can’t stop thinking about him everything is him he’s everything’#and because maggie doesn’t introduce ronan’s fat crush on him from the get go as part of ronan’s character #you get to go on that journey of Noticing with ronan #which is fucking awesome #you get to pick up on his feelings at the same time he does #which is frankly insane and makes for such a rewarding reading experience #god maggie i have so much more appreciation for your talent as an older and more educated human #14 y/o me had no idea the quality of what she was reading #21+ me’s mind is BLOWN by the sheer craftsmanship of this series #but also that’s the whole point of this series: you’ll only be rewarded with finding things if you’re really willing to look.#june’s trc reread #pynch #ronan lynch #adam parrish #trc

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thelittlespanielthatcould · 4 months ago

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Kovu was diagnosed with "basically the perfect dog" at his annual exam yesterday. He was also given the nickname "Tranquilo Ten Kilo" because he is exactly 10 kilos and, you guessed it, tranquil.

#the vet literally wrote “this is basically the perfect dog” on his report card like sooo true bestie I'm so glad you agree #he said if he had to choose just one breed to recommend to Everyone he would choose a cavalier #because if youre looking for a companion its just hard to go wrong with a good cav #in terms of temperament at least #and even among cavs kovu is just. perfect #hes never done anything wrong in his life Ever #I know this and I love him #kovu #ckcs #kovus face #joy is stored in the spaniel #kovus greatest hits

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thetwilightroadtonightfall · 2 months ago

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Ephemer + combat

#khux #ephemer #flashing gif #time to ramble~! 🍹#I like that his fighting style is essentially ‘hit em fast and hard before they have a chance to retaliate’#(I’d also say the flashy attacks are deliberately meant to stun/intimidate but that’s just khux’s style aka not unique to eph)#but also kinda ties back to how he approaches things headfirst; albeit in (sometimes) cocky and reckless ways #literally his first scene has him admitting that he got cocky and visually you can guess he might’ve overexerted himself a bit #and generally he’s quick to act; especially if it’s in the interest of helping/defending others (some of which you can see here;#others being like when he volunteers to go with player to investigate the glitches; etc etc)#then there’s also that iconic ‘oh? so you surrender?’ moment with darkness that might partly be him putting on a brave face for the others #‘isn’t he just confident in his strength?’ yes call it what you will but he IS reckless sometimes whether he knows it or not #anyway all this to say that eph is the kinda guy who /does/ know how to be grounded and careful #but more often than not he’s throwing himself into things the first chance he gets and just trusting that he can handle it #which does work! …until it doesn’t :)#I really could say so much but that’s my word dump for now byeeee #my posts #timeless child #gifemer

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reds-skull · 2 years ago

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Price plays poker properly only when Ghost is involved

(I don't remember how to play poker so they're also playing wrong now)

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secriden · 6 months ago

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Honestly, we, as a fandom have been so unfair to Kant about his lying/acting when this whole time, Mr "has my whole life planned out and I have a contingency plan for everything and also I am fully in control of all of my emotions" Fadel has been like:

Fadel, at 10am, pretending he wasn't missing Style: Sorry we're closed. Ignore the sign that says we've been open for the past 3 hours.

Fadel: I'm fine.

Also Fadel: Are you actually. 🥺 Not interested in dating? 🥺 Anymore?? 😭

Fadel, after he accidentally was too honest: OH shit, oh shit, oh shit!!!

Fadel: I'm a struggling business owner!

Fadel (under his breath): Nailed it.

#i'm literally so glad that the show is sticking to the comedy #like it just lightens the whole show and keeps us on our toes cuz you never know when the drama is going to really hit #or the romance for that matter #once again i'm so sorry to the people that this show isn't meant for because its perfect for me #i know some people want this to be darker and grittier and i saw a few people compare this show (unfavourably) to KPTS #and like... sorry not sorry this isn't the same show and it NEVER PRETENDED TO BE??#not sure why you're upset that the comedy is... comedic?? :<#sorry that was a bit of a tangent but...saw something in the main tags that made me annoyed *sighs*#also i LOVE joong's face when fadel accidentally says something that should be nonsensical and style calls him out on it #like just... when will joong get a proper comedy where he isn't forced to be dark and broody he's just SO PERFECT for it xDDD #the heart killers #the heart killers the series #fadel #thk shitposts #hui talks thai bl #hui talks thk

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slayerdurge · 3 months ago

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"Crawling back from her bloody disgrace - it's my favorite assassin. Gods, you're a sight for sore eyes."

#bg3 #durgetash #enver gortash #the dark urge #i spent literally like 3-4 hours to get my new mod list set up and it was all 100% worth it for this #i love her in the default durge robes. the matching villain outfits hit so hard.#and god enver's HANDS on her FACE #this is the homecoming durge deserved #no memory loss AU? either that or enver just goes for it anyway and durge is like “well okay” (she would)#the body language is a little off in a few parts (she would never look that shy)#and their lips don't actually line up quite right lol #but god... his HANDS. the way he grabs her face like he just wants to look at her closely and make sure she's really back.#and his smirk at the end is perfect #god it legit doesn't matter whose facial anims you put on him he will always look at least a little menacing #i think it's because he has the persistent vibes of a man running on 2 hours of sleep 5 cups of coffee and boundless supplies of spite #tennetash

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hylianane · 1 year ago

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And when OPLA calls back to Zeff telling the crew to read stories to Zoro so he can hear their voices and recover faster, by having Sanji sit by his bedside on Thriller Bark and read him a book about the All Blue. What will you do then?

#literally the scene of Nami reading Zoro Noland’s book at the Baratie is my favorite addition #cause East Blue Nami is so damn prideful so seeing her do something that seems silly-#(reading to someone who isn’t listening)#-is such a fun way to mark her progress as a character #I can see her being the one to remind Sanji of Zeff’s advice and the act of reading to Zoro being a way to process the sort of.#hit to his pride and even self-perception that is Zoro’s interference in Thriller Bark.#why did Zoro stop him? Why would Zoro want to die in his place? Choose his dream instead of his own?#(maybe because he knew that sitting by your friend’s still body- helpless- is the worst feeling in the world)#Aside from this though I can specifically see the book being about the All Blue working #cause its a reminder about what a wonderful dream Sanji has. It’s a way to regain vigor and the willingness to fight for it #after having just tried to discard it in the face of Kuma moments prior. Specially know that he knows Zoro is fighting for it too #matt owens are you out there. please #opla #one piece #roronoa zoro #blackleg sanji #opla spoilers #for like future seasons that may or may not even happen #my post #zosan

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petrichormeraki · 1 year ago

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they wanted heaven from me, i gave them hell

#maxxing my c!tommy quota this month lol #tried a lot of new stuff here!! i’m really proud of the final result :D #c!tommy #tommyinnit #c!tommyinnit #dream smp #dsmp #tw blood #tw injury #gave him pink socks bc i feel like he would wear them <3 #lyrics are from finale by ajr #meraki art #i be like ‘i love ctommy he’s my precious little guy’ and then literally punch him in the face hstzfhjsfsfj #meraki’s greatest hits

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danandfuckingjonlmao · 9 months ago

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so this is why you dressed up nice today like fuck off

#this is one of the lines that pops into my head randomly throughout the day and does extreme psychic damage to me every time #if you know how i feel why would you say that etc etc #and every fucking line from the episode 7 hell scenes #like i’ll be going about my day and then BOOM orpheus and eurydice line slaps me in the face #the worst is when i get hit with sorry no version of this where i didn’t come get you is there #and we’ve got literally forever to figure out what the rest means like SHUT UPPPP #if you or a loved one have been personally victimised by charles rowland popping in your head and saying the most devastatingly romantic #shit you may be entitled to financial compensation #genuinely there’s NO REASON for him to be that romantic like WHO GAVE HIM THE RIGHT #girl who is NOT going to be okay #charles rowland #he is so perfect to me #i mean the only perfect did nothing wrong character is niko like genuinely she’s so perfect #charles didn’t believe women for like one episode like he atoned for it but it still happened #and then him detailing his hook up with crystal when he knew edwin was jealous wasn’t great #but other than that literally perfect did no wrong #yeet my deet #save dead boy detectives #renew dead boy detectives #revive dead boy detectives #dead boy detectives #dbdshow #yeet my deebd #dead boy detective agency #dbda #payneland #edwin payne #chedwin #charles x edwin

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trentcrimminallybeautiful · 3 months ago

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something something au where recently divorced but still extremely closeted trent walks into a bar owned by beard and frequently bartended by ted

#thinking of so many facets to this. bartender ted works shockingly well on multiple levels #trent being both divorced and closeted bc Some Shit Is Going On There #something something the divorce was kind of messy but more just exhausted on both sides #neither understanding or willing to admit what exactly is going wrong #trent being like oh shit. i'm fucking. super gay. is actually kind of a relief to both of them even though #for a hot second she fully thinks he's making it up in a misguided attempt to make her feel better/make himself look better #anyway just the idea of trent wandering into a bar post divorce when it's not his day with crimmlet #feeling awful and exhausted and lonely #and more snappish than usual--his coworkers have noticed he's even more biting and standoffish than before--only to realize #a) this is a gay bar b) the bartender is really nice c) oh no he's gay for the bartender d) WAIT IS HE GAY #something something trent previously both deeply closeted and deeply convinced he is generally unattractive/adequate at best #has no idea how to handle multiple gay men hitting on him #some of them are drag queens. many of them are not.#trent blushing so hard his face feels physically hot when some bear flirts with him very explicitly:#oh. oh i didn't know it could feel like this????#and then there's of course the handsome bartender who is very very nice and sweet and trent's developing a megacrush at mach speed #but also feels kinda bad bc he is NOT gonna hit on a bartender. being gay does not change the rules of #flirting with someone who is on the job liek that--who has to be nice to you and cannot leave #is Bad and Rude. meanwhile ted has been making eyes at this newcomer all night and beards like man take your break i will man the bar #you keep forgetting to attend to everyone else bc youre too busy watching newbie twirl his hair at you #anyway the point is. unhappy closeted recently divorced trent accidentally walks into a gay bar #and walks out shyly glowing newly out and with the bartender's number. great bar 10/10 he's going back all the time #man is literally sitting at the bar with a sprite just talking to his bf while they're lovingly harassed by the regulars #about taking notes from lesbians with how fast they fell in love lmao #tedependent #gertspeak #tedtrent

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andi-o-geyser · 28 days ago

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“we’re doing another groundbreaking storyline with batman fighting his greatest enemy, the joker-” pack it up.

#i said what i said kill that motherfucker #he’s boring and overhyped and needs to be used sparingly #at this point every fuckin time he shows up i honest to god think it makes the writing for batman worse #because it seems like truly none of the writers seem to know what to do with him #you can only bring him back and act like bruce not killing him is an interesting moral debate so much before it actively starts corroding #idk. this was mostly spurred on by hush 2. i just. literally every time they don’t kill him and then surprise suprise!#he’s still the embodiment of human evil. shocker. it makes me want to claw my eyes out #because it gets hard as a reader who really likes the base empathy of batman trying to save his villains to apply that to the joker #it just gets FRUSTRATING because he just can’t be saved; it’s not the same as like mr freeze or ivy or man bat etc #the way batman calls his rogues BY THEIR NAMES to humanize them if we have lost writers understanding why we have LOST THE PLOTTTTT #every time a writer makes batman a guy who punches the mentally ill and also his kids an angel loses their wings #and i get a migraine #BRING BACK HIS EMPATHY YOU FUCKIN ASSHOLES #like i can categorically say the second he abuses his kids no matter what run it’s in i can’t help but discount it #STOP HITTING JASON. JUST. PLEASE FUCKING STOP #to say it drives me up the wall is not enough that’s his SON i am going to crash OUTT #and like he hits dick too sometimes and i just. uuughhhhhh #i don’t even need to say it’s another thing entirely for him to fucking shoot jason in the face #it’s just so. RAGGHHHUUGHHH #such a fucking…i don’t even have the words #a bastardization of everything he is #if batman cannot comfort a crying child HE. IS. NOT. BATMAN.#anyways! the joker is boring i need a competent writer back for bruce stop making babs batgirl give duke PLS a run give cass a run #give jason a run give steph a run break up dickbabs and let them stand alone and DONT BUTCHER ANY OF THEIR CHARACTERS #also stop sanitizing tim make him messy again make steph and cass gay and give jason his own storyline where he does magic shit its so funn #like he’d fit with something like the recent moon knight run; absolutely fucks super fun. something like that! im spitballing don't quote m #batman #batfam #comics #dc comics

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rmbunnie · 7 months ago

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“I just can’t bear to see Jason Todd in Batman comics after what he did to poor traumatized neglected baby Timmy” I can! I think he should do it again

#like shut uppppppp he was literally fine!#im not even anti-tim i just think some of you are soooooo dramatic #he has literally spent his entire career as Robin talking godawful business about Jason so he can feel better in comparison that was EARNED #he badmouthed Jason DURING THE ENTIRETY OF THE FIGHT #and yk what? talk shit get hit #if jason wanted to kill unconscious lost-the-fight tim he would have #some of you are so insanely mad that Tim drake has more or less always gotten the support he needed from everyone but Bruce #inventing absurd trauma for the well adjusted coolguy #god forbid one guy two years older than him doesn’t baby him #“he was forced to eat cement when he was six because his parents :("#meanwhile Steph’s in the same comic ACTUALLY going through shit #“Tim flinches everytime he's in the same room as Jason” Tim's girlfriend hit him in the face with a fucking brick #the only victim when Jason shows up in Tim's comics is Jason's fucking character writing #jason todd

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