#hobbit memes & gifs

[thranduilofsmirkwood]

꧁ 𝑳𝒐𝒓𝒅 𝒐𝒇 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝑹𝒊𝒏𝒈𝒔 𝑴𝒆𝒎𝒆𝒔 & 𝑮𝑰𝑭𝑺 ꧂ ꧁ 𝑻𝒉𝒆 𝑯𝒐𝒃𝒃𝒊𝒕 𝑴𝒆𝒎𝒆𝒔 & 𝑮𝑰𝑭𝑺 ꧂

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[ragrfisk]

Balin is dad, Dwalin is daddy, and both dad/daddy traits form the duality of Glóin. In this essay I will —

[lee-pace-yourself]

Ch. 1 - The Party's Just Beginning. - "Bard. You get one sip as Dorwinion wine will knock you on your ass."

"But I want more King Thranduil. I am the captain of the archers. Strong and resilient like my beautiful bow."

"I am sure you are. But....."

"But...pleeeease?" Bard says with puppy eyes. Thranduil hates puppy eyes and gives in.

"Bard no. Do not do it. You will feel weird tingling in your fingers and see little hobbit folk." Legolas warns.

Bard does not heed the Prince's warning and takes another sip. "My Lord Thranduil. Look. I am dancing with a hobbit named Bilbo." Thranduil laughs as there is no one there and feels quite embarrassed.

Gandalf watched the madness before his eyes and decided he wanted some madness too. "Thranduil, this is madness! Why have you not offered me any of this magical fruity liquid?"

""If you even breathe it, it will stop your ticker where you stand. You can clearly see what it has done to the young bowman." Thranduil replied.

"With that said..." The Elvenking continued to Gandalf the Grey.

It then appeared that the King of Mirkwood also had a bit too much magical juice. "Look what it has done to you as well Thranduil." Gandalf chuckled.

Gandalf snuck a glass as the King turned away after his bickering. Thranduil was right. The smell alone made the wizard all up in his feels and could not even drink it.

Thranduil saw what he did and was pissed.

He took Gandalf's glass and said...."You started this Mithrandir, you will forgive me if I finish it..."

and then the three drunken musketeers all went outside and just stared at the world while Gandalf babbled. The end...

I WAS BORED OK??? lol.

More snark-tales coming on my new blog Snark-tales of the Elvenking come follow!!

[capitaobarba79]

Me: Tolkien has gifted us with many memorable characters...

Feanor: "hey, hi"

Me:

[thorinsghivashel]

Happy New year 2023!🌟

[autistook]

LORD OF THE RINGS/HOBBIT + text posts

[english-history-trip]

I wanna applaud Frodo's optimism here, because if I was dying on a volcano and suddenly felt myself being carried into the sky, then woke up to see the friend I watched die, now a glowing white angel figure, smiling down at me, followed by all my other friends [and Legolas], I would 100% assume We Did Not Make It.

[hirokosoul]

me: having lots of homework for Monday and having to learn the cranial nerves for bio or else i'm going to have my ass kicked

also me: thirsting over men with long hair, especially Aragorn😭❤️ and spending more than 4 hours on this app (reading fanfics ofc😭)

*if you have aragorn×reader ff recommendations please let me know i'm desperate i think i've read all of them

*gif not mine, i just wanted to get your attention ;))

[red-dead-sakharine]

Joke from this video - because it really needed a gif version

[silmarillion-ways-to-die]

Real Melkor energy.

[thranduilofsmirkwood]

[antvnger]

Which architecture do you like best from Lord of the Rings? Human, Hobbit, Dwarven, or Elf?

-Meme Lord

(I would love to live in a hobbit hole, but I love the dwarven aesthetics)

Hobbit holes look so comfy and cozy and perfect honestly. I think they’re my favorite. Elves are too fancy shmancy. Dwarves look cool but it’s too rough. Humans are…typical, I guess.

And since I’m a burglar, I think a Hobbit hole is perfect for me.

[witchthewriter]

𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐕𝐚𝐫𝐢𝐚𝐧𝐭𝐬 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐒𝐨𝐧𝐬 𝐨𝐟 𝐀𝐩𝐨𝐥𝐥𝐨

Men who know how to tell a story; they’re able to get out of sticky situations with their wit, humour and/or charm. Some become leaders, side-kicks, and/or  but more often then not, they’re the comic relief, the memorable characters that everyone loves, and they always push the story onward one way or another. 

𝐽𝑎𝑠𝑘𝑖𝑒𝑟

𝐹𝑙𝑦𝑛𝑛 𝑅𝑖𝑑𝑒𝑟

𝐸𝑑𝑑𝑖𝑒 𝑀𝑢𝑛𝑠𝑜𝑛

𝑆𝑡𝑖𝑙𝑒𝑠 𝑆𝑡𝑖𝑙𝑖𝑛𝑠𝑘𝑖

𝐽𝑜𝘩𝑛 𝑆𝑖𝑙𝑣𝑒𝑟

𝐽𝑜𝘩𝑛 𝑆𝘩𝑒𝑙𝑏𝑦

𝑀𝑒𝑟𝑟𝑦

𝑇𝑦𝑟𝑖𝑜𝑛 𝐿𝑎𝑛𝑛𝑖𝑠𝑡𝑒𝑟

𝑁𝑒𝑔𝑎𝑛

[cabbage-loaf]

i just made this at 3am because i am insane :)

[pistachiozombie]

omg i loove your animations, do you have any more, or any "works in progress" you can share??

Aaa thank you! I have a weird thing about sharing WIPs of my mostly finished scenes, but since you asked I'll give one bonus under these really silly/dramatic ones that I really want to finish one day. Mainly take place in the modern 90s au.[Gifs]

Latest WIP of my next project "Warm Hearts" :

Hopefully will be finished very soon~

[entishramblings]

Realizing that Denethor was supposed to be “attractive” was not on my 2024 bingo card.

“Denethor looked indeed much more like a great wizard than Gandalf did, more kingly, beautiful, and powerful; and older.” — Return of the King, Chapter 1

“Denethor was a proud man, tall, valiant, and more kingly than any man that had appeared in Gondor for many lives of men; and he was wise also, and far-sighted, and learned in lore.”— Lord of the Rings, Appendix A

You’re telling me, Denethor could have been:

artists (left to right, row by row): Catherine Karina Chmiel, Katarzyna Chmiel-Gugulska, Joshua Cairós, & Magali Villeneuve

Because seriously…daddy? sorry. daddy? sorry. daddy? sorry.

But instead we were gifted creepy tomato uncle vibes:

Bruhh…

Also the tomato was just unnecessary to have imprinted on my brain for all eternity