#holy heck this will be useful

[puppetmaster13u]

Prompt 80

 So Dan knows that there’s heroes that have gone back in time, he’s aware of that fact. But he doesn’t exactly care and has more important things to worry about. Like the fact that Danny and Ellie are now three years old, right when he’s moving, though maybe that’s a blessing in disguise seeing as the GIW are searching for them in Amity. 

  But still, he has more important things to worry about than the speedster vibrating five feet away from him. Like making sure Ellie and Danny are alright to visit (ugh) Peepaw Clocky while he goes to work. 

  Ms. Mercy is not messing around, which he appreciates in a workspace, but he has to wait for another opening in the daycare before he can bring his, as far as everyone else is aware, siblings who he got emergency custody of. 

  What with how Jazz is interning in Gotham, they figured Metropolis would be safer. Now if the speedster would stop following him, he would really appreciate it. He’s literally just an intern under Ms Mercy as an assistant, not even one of the scientists, and it’s not like his timeline of the end of the world exists anymore! 

[kaeyachi]

um...do the cycles for the new event never end? i was thinking theres some legit end to it all, but i am now on cycle 101-103 (after spamming the end cycle option) and im fairly sure that all those cycles ensured that mondstadt is now the richest nation...

[annie-wilderson]

Poptropica dying?? crazy right? haha anyways have this bastard again I'm back baby

[oh-hell-help-me]

July 16: National Ice Cream Day

Bowser headed a family of sweet tooths.

There are no ‘if’s, ‘and’s, or ‘but’s about it, because he has seen first hand what they would do to candy and pastries- or anything with more than a spoon of sugar in it.

He almost dreaded the possibility of Luigi being the only one to not have a sweet tooth. Especially since his kids are stubborn enough to insist others to try their favorite sweets.

But once he found out Luigi was actually worse- that he practically ate dessert twice a day and snacked on any stray candy given to him?

It was a miracle that his family isn’t eating dessert for every meal.

Still, he feels like he can’t be blamed for the surprise he felt when Luigi was found to be making ice cream at six in the morning.

It wasn’t even just plain vanilla- it had a variety of flavors from sherbet lemon to strawberry to- to-

Is that triple chocolate fudge?

He yoinks the chilled dish ware containing the ice cream, barely pausing to grasp a nearby ice cream scoop to use before shoving a ball of deliciousness down his maw.

What? He never said he’d stop his husband from his culinary endeavors!

Then again- the moment he takes the time to watch Luigi is the moment he notices the darkening bags under his eyes and when he yawns-

Nope.

Not even his favorite ice cream would justify this travesty.

And Luigi- his poor, unaware husband- doesn’t notice him until well after he picks him up (thankfully done with what seems to be the tenth flavour) and shoves the ice cream into the freezer.

“Wh- Bowser?”

“Sleep.”

“But-“

“Sleep.”

And it’s with deep satisfaction that he feels his husband relax in his arms with defeat as it means that he didn’t have to wrestle him into their bed again.

And if he watched him sleep for two straight hours? Well-

Who could blame him, when the sweetest thing in his life rests right next to him?

[guacas-among-us]

Chapter 5 | Pages 75-78

(spanish version under the cut)

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[corrie-zodori]

DID NEOPETS JUST GIVE US A KADOATIE FOR TODAY'S ADVENT?? REAL?????????? Edit: Nah but I don't think yall understand how with no one in the room I did the advent calender and saw that was today's prize and an AUDIBLE "holy SHIT??" left my mouth A Kad is probably one of the most high demand petpets on the site. It was worth HIGH millions and to actually get one prior to today, (or with the addition of quests), was literally nigh impossible. Like with the addition of quests giving them out as prizes that's helping but it's still VERY rare to find a kad under a mil, even with the economic boost. I had genuinely written off EVER actually getting one, and they're just handing them out (AND PAINTABLE TOO) for FREE today??? Nah fam I'm stoked haha

[hollowsart]

I just made a mug of hot chocolate again after not having hot chocolate for so long.. 2 packets in milk..

oh my gosh this is sooooo good. I NEEDED this 🙏😩💕

[dkettchen]

everyone please repeat after me: 👏 gnc-ity is in and of itself queerness, it by itself qualifies you as part of the community, being queer is about not conforming to the oppressive system that is gender roles in any capacity and literally nothing more or less specific than that 👏

also more importantly: I propose that instead of coming out, queer celebrities should simply *reveal* that their cisheterosexuality was actually just a marketing ploy by their corporate overlords to try and stoke controversy and make money off of them pretending to be cishet, I think this will solve many problems and be very entertaining to me personally

[hyperfixation-symposium]

Trying to solidify my Dapper design!! He’s my favorite egg, and they just do not get enough love for how adorable he is. He is autistic!! He knows everything about animals!!! They have a gun!!! They operate multiple scam companies with his father!!! How can you be so underrated.

Anyways because no one can stop me I hc that Dapper has clothing texture issues and even if they’re really too big they wear their father’s hoodies. However thanks to constantly being around animals they’ve always got some kind of animal hair on them. Gotta wash clothes a lot more often now lmao.

Also keeps constant records of everything he collects and can reference it from memory. He still gets it out to double check but is never wrong.

[magnoliidae]

iiiiiii really need this week-long migraine and new-med side-effects to go away right now so that I can be in the right space to get (probably, almost certainly) absolutely emotionally crushed in dnd tonight !!!!!!!!!!!!! ;^;

[swinging-stars-from-satellites]

THEY BOTH BELIEVE NO ONE WILL COME FOR THEM

[gottagobuycheese]

so tired, so cold, so totally worth the minor hypothermia

[Image ID: a faint photograph of the comet c/2022 E3 (ZTF), which appears as a vague greenish smudge with a slightly brighter central part. /end IF]

[corinnetheanime]

The greatest thing about Genshin is that the lore is so freaking dark in so many ways, and it really helps me with various ideas of how I do world-building now.

Especially with all the horrific ways that children are:

•Abused

•Sacrificed

•Traumatized

• or all of the above but ALSO being stuck in a time loop for at least a thousand years replaying the same four days again and again and again because it got cursed by an angry bird ON TOP of the entire island’s memory network getting screwed over by a cosmic nail falling from the sky

[flyingisabetterwordforfalling]

real life version of the heart-eyes emoji

...I mean, look at this man having his Oh. - obviously in cursive - moment!

[dissociationswagcompetition]

Digging into Dissociation Made Simple and I gotta say

Ive never been more hooked by the intro alone

[x-pair-o-dice-x]

Ayup Dice, I can’t remember, but have you ever said anything about Fundy is By Nature? It’s been a minute since I’ve checked in with that au and I could just be forgetting something you’ve already said ridksjz

Have a Big Red btw- :D

🥤

tumblr you’re a fucking BITCH why didn’t you TELL ME i had an ask- /lh

i.. don’t think i have anything for him, actually? as of right now, no, he’s not in this au.