#home map

[zephyrchama]

When there's a big scary bug on the doorknob and you go ask Lucifer to get rid of it. And he huffs and sighs and rolls his eyes, because really? A measly bug? Are you being serious rigjht now? You know who you're asking, right?

He walks with his arms crossed because this is just so ridiculous. You know magic. Just magic the bug away. You don't need his help. You are so much bigger than a tiny pest. You could crush it. Yes, you could. And then wash your hands or your foot or whatever you used to crush it. Stop acting like Cerberus is on a rampage. This isn't that complex. It's a bug.

And then he goes and obliterates the doorknob bug anyway. Because he loves you. Are you happy now? Lucifer is expecting a show of appreciation for his efforts. Something simple isn't enough. He saved you, didn't he? From the bug. It was such a menace. He expects more than a little "thanks."

[im-totally-not-an-alien-2]

Danny stared out his window as the cars and buildings passed by. Or more accurately, his house passed by the cars and buildings. Of all the times for his house to be transported into another dimension, it had to be the one time he was left to be home alone for a week.

Once his house was displaced its programming was activated and it was trying to find its way back to the correct coordinates by following roads and interstates back to Amity Park. Danny didn't think it was too much of an issue, sure his house definitely wasn't street legal but he can't exactly stop the house without admin privileges (something only his mom had).

Still, he didn't think a wierd walking building really justified the explosives or what looked like actual superheros and villians trying to destroy his home. Some even tried to kidnap him!

Red Robin had seen a lot of things. A full four story brick building with a very large and precariously attached ufo shapped attic and a large metal basement lump underneath walking around on a bunch of large spindly spiderlike legs was a new one though.

Aka Danny is stuck inside Fentonworks until it gets back to Amity Park, unknowing that hes in another dimension and Amity doesn't exist here. The building is fully capable of defending itself and is beating the crap out of heros and villians alike. Basically whoever attacks it or tries to get inside. Danny is being really casual about the whole thing and everyone believes he is a captive.

Dannys just wondering why the government isn't just sending his parents a ticket like they usually do.

[tinyangrynerd]

The new Ormond map is so cool!

Shame how terrible it is for Dredge :')

[drowzydruzy-art]

"The air here is sharp with the scent of metal and freshly-cut lumber. It is here where laborers of Zofia gather to procure the tools for their trades."

[vintagehomecollection]

Interior Visions: Great American Designers and the Showcase House, 1988

[morganbritton132]

Batman, out on a mission with the JLA when he randomly receives a text from one of his kids saying ‘everything is fine:’

Batman: I have to leave immediately

[reyisnull]

I can’t be the only one who thinks that Miss peregrines home for peculiar children would thrive as an animated or stop motion TV series. Maybe one day we’ll get our Percy Jackson treatment 😔😔

[mapofsouthdakota]

Maps headcanons -

🧡 Stressed Colonel Caleb smut

Details: 100 words of a lil’ Colonel smut

When Caleb comes home from a stressful day, the first thing he does—every single time—is loosen his tie. Not his boots, not his jacket. Just the tie. He pulls it off in one smooth motion, like he can’t stand the feel of it a second longer.

He doesn’t speak. He walks straight to where you are—on the couch, in the kitchen, wherever—and he doesn’t stop until he’s close. Then he leans in, steady and slow, and presses the tie to your lips.

Sometimes he pushes it just a bit into your mouth, holds it there with two gloved fingers. His voice is low when he finally says something. Always the same line: “I’m home.”

[sweetestflow3rs]

♡ - Where would you like to go?

[bsptourist]

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created by lennrrrd original layout by tc

[beaulesbian]

rattay on sasau in 1403 (kcd1) & 2025

[kradogsrats]

love the absolutely ridiculous degree to which Aaravos misunderstands why Claudia is so disturbed by the unicorn skeleton, like she's reliving a moment of traumatic childhood disillusionment and existential crisis over the inevitability of death for even the most legendarily good and magical of creatures and his response is "don't worry, ghosts aren't real"

[sillyfudgemonkeys]

[cauls-antique-pepperbox-pistol]

The concept of putting a teenage American boy from present day against an old mad Victorian man is hilarious actually, I love it

[brontes]

and THEN I got bit by a bug that said "Chicago house?" What if I could contrive a situation such that Edward and Bella could get married in Chicago? In a little old church just a few blocks from the house he grew up in. That he inherits from himself every few years. Which would be kept in good order and have minor updates made but stay true to the time period in which it was originally. And what if he had it fully furnished and decorated and stocked and they spent the night there before leaving on their honeymoon. And what if they lived there while Bella was human for a few years. What if it was restorative and healing for Edward to do that. What if he took this house that he had owned and not known what to do with or why he kept it. And what if he began to restore it as he fell in love hardly knowing what he was doing. What if the house was a metaphor for the humanity inside him brought back to life by the power of Bella's love for him?