#homeybees

[the-moon-loves-the-sea]

i've actually been pretty curious about your music taste for awhile, since sometimes you reblog audio posts of songs that i both don't know and like :)

so with regard to your not using spotify, do you have maybe a few recommendations of artists/songs/albums you think are good?

Oooh, yes! Thank you for asking, that makes me happy! This is for you, too, @birdylion, since you were asking ❤

Things I've been loving lately:

[androidboy]

happy birthday!!! 🎉🦀💝

thank you 🥰

[hanguaang-jun]

Summary: Lan Wangji hadn’t expected this. Wei Wuxian suggesting handfasting as a way of preventing the Chord Assasination attacks, when either of them could have blocked them with their swords— it had caught him by surprise. The idea of being married to Wei Wuxian rose within him, a possessive warmth swirling through his chest. Before he could convince himself otherwise, he took Wei Wuxian’s left hand, and bound their wrists together with a sure and gentle precision. This, he knew, meant something.

After speaking with Lan Yi in Cold Pool Cave, Wei Ying decides that he needs to go on a quest to find Baoshan Sanren, his grandmaster. Despite the existence of Baoshan Sanren being little more than an old wives' tale, Lan Wangji follows his husband without hesitation.

[homeybee]

getting ready for my first rugby game ✨✨

[lomlompurim]

happy i could help you find the fic ❤😭 im madly in love with your art and your creative aus, loove the thoughts you havr on the book. delicious food for thought!

speaaking of fics, dp you have any svsss bingqiu fic recs 👁👅👁

HI THANK YOU SO MUCH AND IM SORRY FOR ANSWERING LATE (finals are taking a lot of my time and im fostering kittens, im so sorry ;;) and I wanted to go through my bookmarks so I can share my favorite ones. Later I realized most of these are one shots 😅 my fic recs are:

- Plastromancy by x_los

- chant it from the heavens, scream it from your lungs: i'm real, real, real by airplanelanding (TheCourtSorcerer)

- Absolution by airplanelanding (TheCourtSorcerer)

- Maleficent by limedumplr

- guess who is back(back again) by Myebix

- Shen Yuan is dead by SinfulLuca

- I Want You To Be Happier by GooseRot

- for want of a pomegranate by nyoomerr

- In Fine Feather by Koiichaser_lucorinth (uncomplete)

- Twitterpated by Koiichaser_lucorinth

- Hit the ground running by Thesaurus_with_no_words

- Preserving the Lotus by TGP

- If Marriage Was an Olympic Sport by anatheme

- he married meat by aaeph

- Goddamn it! Where the hell is google translate!!? by shizunsrighttiddie (orphan_account)

- speak no evil by shoutowo

- Trial in the Abyss by ArmatureWires

- Into the Abyss by esama (unfinished)

- Misclick by homeybee

- Green Shadows by zarasu

- prophets on hold by nex_et_nox

- A Little Off the Top by demoncow97

Again thank you so much for your words and support! It really made my day better in that occasion♡ I hope you can find something amusing around here

the babies im fostering say hi♡♡♡

[timelesslyjune]

thank you for the tag @worldsspecialestboy i love these games so much they’re so cute to me

Favorite song: currently: I Don’t Feel It Anymore (Song of the Sparrow) - William Fitzsimmons

Favorite color: it changes often but Today it’s yellow ☀️

Currently watching: this is terrible and everyone will disown me, but i’ve never watched adventure time so i’m in the middle of my first time through (s5 atm, no spoilers!!!)

Last movie: it was actually megamind and i won’t apologize for my immaculate taste

Spicy, sweet or savory: sweet, i would eat nothing but fruit for a year happily

Relationship status: a butchfemme relationship so straightpassing that my grandma approves 👍

Current obsession: ffxiv/minecraft/sims each violently jockeying for my attention at all times

Last thing I googled: where to find marjoram in ffxiv lol i got lost

tagging: @camrazstuff @nvoembers @hamingo @mxddyhero @ft-willzz @socks-are-for-suckers @imnotsexuallyattractedtocars @homeybee @honeycombscereal @corvos-lover and if we’re mutuals and you see this you are tagged also. several of you don’t play these games but i tag you anyway because i love you

[chocochococoffee]

based on this post

svsss au where PIDW luo binghe, due to some plant effect or maybe due to some of qinghua influence, decides he Must charm Shang Qinghua to be part of a relationship or maybe part of his (all male? mixed?) harem. and he cant. for some reason, unexplained and unnamed reason that bothers him more than it should, all his techniques and schemes and even his demonic blood doesn't make a dent in the mousy man who just gets more and more afraid of the demon lord the more he tries.

meanwhile, sqh is all like "i can accept incest but not when its with!!! me!!!!!!!" he just cant get into fucking his handsomer and def more powerful revenge self, and the fact that lbh Tries scares him and he knows its a well funded fear.

he wishes there could be a way to persuading him otherwise, and thus sqh makes his goal to mantain yue qingyuan, shen qingqiu and liu qingge alive if only for them to be added to lbh's harem possibilities and cross fingers so he could forget the thirst aimed for his ass.

it works.

... partially.

[wei--wuxian]

tagged by: @homeybee, @rabbitcrimes and @lansplaining thankyou!!! <3333

last song I listened to: flaws by bastille (wwx jc angst my beloved...)

three ships: well wangxian of course <3 also having a soft spot for chengqing lately, and just for funsies I'll list nhs/jgy specifically from my au where everyone is a teenage girl (yes. it is exactly as unhinged as you're imagining.)

currently reading: graceling by kristin cashore, my partner bought it for me for our anniversary and my aim is to finish it before our next one sksjdjfkgk (used to burn through books in hours or days but I am a VERY slow reader when I'm writing this much)

most recent movie I watched: I actually cannot remember lmao, probably half of some horror thing my partner was watching in the background of me writing fic

craving: a longer half term break!!! back to work on monday ;-;

tagging: @layzeal, @a-song-without-words, @transyurikatsuki, @epistemologys, @lil-pocket, @montmermidi, @lanxigay, and @keingleichgewicht <3333

[rabbitcrimes]

@homeybee I was also thinking I having seen a tag game in a while!! how fun

Last song I listened to: Funnel of Love by SQURL & Madeline Follin bc its on a playlist I made for a dark fantasy romance original piece I'm writing rn

Three ships: this is so cursed but i have to go with my 3 OTPs through the ages which are evidenced in my ao3 history

Currently reading: I'm like 150 pages into Delany's Dhalgren which is gunning for my top read of the year already, but I'm moving pretty slowly through since it's dense. I've been reading other things alongside it since I can only read it when my brain is pretty on, so I was thinking of starting Sofia Samatar's The White Mosque but was also considering Don Delillo's End Zone???? Which are very different vibes lol

Most recent movie I watched: Just got back from my second screening of Hidden Blade and it banged

Craving: i am out of chips and that, to me is a problem

tagging: @existentially-yibo @wei--wuxian @travelingneuritis @youhideastar @lansplaining @vvienne @a-song-without-words @lilnasxvevo

[spacedykez]

guys can u believe i have a partner. me. little old me. how. how did i do this. god said you will be aro and not want a partner and locked that story option and i said Fuck No and i Did It Anyways. this metaphor does not make sense. gof i llove xem so much. honeybees <3 Yes! homeybees :D

[lasenbyphoenix]

I posted 10,580 times in 2022

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I tagged 1,787 of my posts in 2022

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#wu xie - 26 posts

Longest Tag: 137 characters

#my brain is teasing me with the idea of xiaoge's muteness and frequent disappearances cause wu xie to wonder if he's just a hallucination

My Top Posts in 2022:

#5

William Chan trying to kill us all 😳

@gaiahenshin @s1utspeare If I have to suffer this, so do you

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#4

HeiHua Movie Day

Shout out to Xiao Hua's butterfly knife for being one of the sexiest motherfuckers in the movie

And some spoilery WIPs under the cut

This is the way the world ends, not with a bang but with a whimper. - because there was so much beautiful whump in this movie

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37 notes - Posted November 6, 2022

#3

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47 notes - Posted May 29, 2022

#2

Juniors ~ After a Night Hunt

A @mdzsgiftexchange gift for @homeybee who wanted The Junior Quartet friendship ⭐

49 notes - Posted January 31, 2022

My #1 post of 2022

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[androidboy]

dude i also broke up with my therapist this week. bad therapists just cant survive the november slump i think. they aren't powerful enough

there comes a point where no therapy is better than bad therapy. and november is that point

[hanguaang-jun]

Lectures passed slowly and strangely with Wei Wuxian gone, and then in almost no time at all, they were over. Jiang Yanli missed him with an ache in her chest, but distracted herself by focusing on her lessons, which were getting harder— especially since she was by no means a cultivation expert, or naturally talented like either of her brothers— and by spending time with Jiang Cheng. Apart from the two of them, the people who seemed most put out by Wei Wuxian’s sudden absence was young Nie Huaisang (who complained regularly that he was going to fail completely now that Wei-xiong had gone home), and Wen Qing’s younger brother, who managed to look even more sorrowful than he did naturally. The rest of the students seemed to act differently as well. It was as if with Wei Wuxian gone, no one had anything interesting to pay attention to anymore. 

Chapter 3 is now up!

[homeybee]

i would like to say that i’m suddenly the most fuckable 100 year old at this party

i have discovered a before-hidden talent of making wineglasses sing

edit: literally check this out

[suresne]

@homeybee LMAO

ok. well.

my husband and i met when he was my university lecturer. he was married (unhappily so, though i didn't know that at the time), and had a kid

i started crushing on him soon thereafter but didn't tell him until two years later, after i graduated. we parted on friendly terms with the understanding nothing romantic was going to happen

i moved away for graduate school, he got divorced, we started dating, i moved back home

bada bing bada boom. here we are

[arthursknight]

if there was a merlin reboot of exactly 1 episode in the year of our lord 2022 and you were in charge. what are 5 things that would happen in it?

oh i've been WAITING for this one. TURN IT UP

look, i am going to frame this as What I Would Do If I Was Actually Writing For The BBC. which is to say: we all know that if i had my damn way it would be a three hour special of just. the most insane fluff you've ever seen in your life.

but. supposing i was actually going to pitch this to the bbc, who will not budget my three hour long queer epic, here is what i would do. (this episode is, however, at LEAST an hour and a half. it's the least they could do.)

we open on merlin in a shitty flat in London. his room is a mess. he's still sleeping on a twin bed. there's a white cat curled around his feet, and he's scruffy because he hasn't shaved in a few days. he's eating Chinese take out. he opens a fortune cookie, and the message says something along the lines of you will be visited by someone important very soon. he crumples it and throws it away. he reaches for another bottle of cider-- would you look at that, it's empty-- and rubs his bleary eyes. a text message comes in from someone named simon-- remember to drink water and you won't be as hungover-- and he stumbles to the bathroom. we see from his window it's raining outside. he goes to brush his teeth.

while scrubbing his face with a towel, lightning strikes outside and thunder claps. he jolts, startled. his eyes turn gold in the mirror. a vase shatters. he whips his head around, eyes wide, in disbelief. merlin, a voice comes. it's distorted and unrecognizable. he shakes his head-- he's hearing things. when he picks up the biggest piece of glass, it cuts his palm. he runs it under the tap, trembling. when he looks up, his eyes are blue again.

cut to: the next day, a cozy office. "you've been missing our sessions," a warm, middle aged lady says over a cup of tea. "and i am fairly certain you're not taking your medication. yet here we are."

merlin smiles bashfully. the first time we hear him speak, he says, "i was never good at listening to direction." the therapist laughs.

"what brings you here, merlin?"

merlin's hands are twitching against his tea cup. there's a bandage around his palm. "i... i don't know. i got drunk last night. thought i..." there's no way to explain this to her in mundane terms. he flounders. "thought i... felt something. that i haven't in a very long time."

she nods, and we get a feeling she might understand, though merlin obviously doesn't share that feeling. "you mean since your friend died."

his laugh is shaky. "sure. yeah."

we cut to: merlin back at his flat. it hasn't stopped raining. he shrugs off his coat and his wellies. the power flickers, once, twice, off. he sighs. tries to get a flashlight. battery's dead. in frustration, he tugs at his hair. "it's not going to work," he mutters out loud to no one except his cat, who meows loudly. with a curse, he outstretches his hand. he says a small incantation in a way that lets us know he hasn't tried this in a long time, and he believes it to be a stupid idea.

nothing happens.

"see? i told you," he tells the cat.

merlin, the voice comes. it's a bit less distorted, still unrecognizable. merlin, can you hear me?

he scrubs his face again, "shut up." we see him scrambling in a medicine cabinet for some pills. he takes one. stares at his reflection. incants again. nothing, merlin, soft. incants again, nothing, merlin, louder, clearer. hangs his head and shakes it. one more time, with feeling. incants again, and this time when the voice comes, it's booming and loud and

it's arthur.

the mirror breaks as the power turns back on.

here's where the details get a bit muddied for yours truly, but the pitch goes like so: merlin, in his haste, scrambles back to avalon (which is in wales). it maybe takes him an embarrassingly long time. trains are delayed and it's raining. we see him grow more and more frantic, wild eyed, and he's trying to reach arthur with his mind. i'm on my way, he keeps saying.

he turns up at avalon. sitting on the shore, staring blankly at the rippling waves, is arthur.

he looks up. they lock eyes.

merlin has thousands of things he wants to say, and they all play out on his face. instead, he says, "it's raining. you're going to catch your death."

arthur snorts, stands up, and sheaths excalibur. "wouldn't be the first time."

they hug. the rain stops.

okay again, details are muddied but: we figure out that Magic Itself is about to die. we learn that merlin has been unable to use magic for centuries, and thought it lost. nope! arthurs back and this time he's going to save it! how, you ask? shut up this is just a pitch.

epic quests are had. in the mean time, though:

your run of the mill "arthur pendragon hasn't been in the world since 5 AD" Jokes, including the moment he first eats Chinese takeout. he becomes obsessed.

we get merlin and arthur mourning their friends, but arthur says, "i saw them, you know. behind the veil. they wanted me here, too."

"who else wanted you here?" merlin sniffs.

"you," and then, quieter, "and me, too."

it all culminates in a scene where arthur and merlin go to a museum exhibition on arthuriana. arthur complains about how messed up the story got-- "why are you so old"-- and stops, suddenly, in front of a large oil painting that looks just like him.

merlin shrugs. "i... had it commissioned."

arthur stares in awe. merlin pulls out his phone and takes a photo-- a king staring back at a king.

somewhere somehow they save magic. again i don't know. don't question me. i do know that probably merlin saves arthur's life, for old time's sake, except this time there is an implication (a very strong one) that arthur is immortal, too, or at the very least unable to be removed from merlin by death.

THE FINAL SCENE.

arthur and merlin sitting next to avalon, having gone back to reminisce. there's a container of Chinese takeout besides them.

"this is called a fortune cookie," merlin says. "you crack it open and it gives you a fortune."

"are they real?"

"they're made up by people in factories, so. no. they're just for fun."

arthur nods. he's quiet for a moment. "so we're... connected. a bond that cannot be broken, not even by death."

merlin shrugs. "it's always been my destiny. our destiny."

arthur nods, looking him over. "so what happens now, then? that our destiny has run its course?"

merlin looks into the lake, back at arthur. "i don't know. i guess we find out."

they both crack open their fortune cookies. "what does yours say?" arthur asks after a quiet moment.

merlin holds his up. it will never end, it says. "weird," he murmurs.

arthur smiles and shows him his. it has just begun.