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#horror movie killer simp
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Either friendly/family, ocxoc or double up ocxcc
I VERY rarely play ccxcc
I like playing ocs
I really love fandom rps
I'm flexible on lit level
Very welcoming to lgbt people
I mostly play Males, trans men, nonbinary people and other gender nonconforming people. Will play SOME females (will always play female CCs for double ups)
Fandoms?
Most🍄 / kinda ☘️/ will but eh 🍂
movies:
-Harry Potter☘️
-Marvel🍄
-DC🍄
-Alice in wonderland☘️
-any horror movie 🍄🍄🍄🍄🍄
-vampire academy ☘️
-disney 🍄
-star wars🍄
-hellboy🍄
-silent hill🍄
-nightmare before christmas 🍄
-sweeney todd🍄
shows:
-Steven universe☘️
-Gravity falls🍄
-Supernatural☘️
-Criminal minds☘️
-Owl house☘️
-Dr house 🍄
- black butler 🍂
- mlp ☘️
-Ouran Host Club🍄
-hannibal 🍄 🍄🍄🍄🍄
books:
-Marvel (comics) 🍄
-DC (comics) ☘️
-Alice in wonderland☘️
-vampire academy 🍄
-Percy Jackson☘️
video games:
-DBH🍄
-Undertale☘️
-Resident evil village🍄
-Fnaf🍄
- stardew valley 🍄
- minecraft 🍄
-subnautica 🍄
-pokemon☘️
-animal crossing☘️
-dream daddy🍄
-overwatch 🍄🍄
others:
-Creepypasta🍂
-scp🍄
-ghost (band) 🍄
Nsfw is allowed but will be talked about before hand
Only 18 plus people. This is for my comfort mostly (it's odd talking to younger people for me)
Dm me or comment on this post
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thequantumranger · 2 years
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John Allen Nelson as ‘Dave Hansen’ in
Killer Klowns from Outer Space (1988)
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hidingoutbackstage · 2 years
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cod-dump · 1 year
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Soap: I would so survive a horror movie
Gaz: You? ‘Mister Can I Date The Big Scary Skull Masked Lieutenant’? You would take one look at the killer and immediately simp for them and then DIE because your horniess killed your braincells
Ghost: That or he would trip while running and just not get up and instead lays there and screams
Soap: Fuck you both
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lillylvjy · 4 months
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Be my (be my baby)
notes; hey! So this is long over due- was supposed to be part of Halloween but never got to it. Also this fic is a bit fucked up but, recently I’ve been doing research over horror movies and how they’re created and written. I’ve also done some analyzation over serial killers and criminals in college so I used all my knowledge to write this and- I hope you like it! And I know there is some plot holes and details missed, if people like this I’ll do another fic like this, it was super fun to write and yeah! Yes this is very inspired by Carrie and scream. PLEASE READ THE WARNINGS!!!! If it’s not for you, don’t read it.
warnings; DEAD DOVE: do not eat!, murder, massacre?, blood, bleeding out, choking on blood, insanity, feeling good about killing someone, Simpbur low key manipulates reader a bit, someone tied up, reader stabs someone but doesn’t kill anyone, simp kills a shit ton of people, simp and you go insane at the end ngl, kissing, cheating?, bets, trying to sleep with someone, suggestive, and if I missed anything please tell me! This fic is already fucked up as it is so please tell me!
ALSO!!! I suggest 16+ for this! But I don’t control what you guys read so read with caution. And please for god sake, READ THE WARNINGS!
wc; 2.5k
who; Simpbur x reader
edited: yes. (As much as I could)
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It all happened in a blur. One second you were laughing and dancing, and the next you were screaming and crying as random people started dropping to the floor, blood slowly seeping out of them.
Soon random people became almost the whole student body that attended. People scurrying to get out, none made it, the doors were locked.
Quickly running to the next close exit, you tried to push it open. And again. And one more time.
Locked.
You quickly looked around to see more people on the floor, gasping for air as the blood painted the gym floor, walls, bleachers. Looking across the gym from you, another exit, leading to the hallways. You quickly took off your shoes and ran like hell.
‘Why didn’t they come after you yet? What was this for?!’ Your mind screamed over the loud music still playing on the speakers. Of course the dance had to be Oldies but Goodies themed, with various fifty and sixty love and dance songs playing.
Running at the door with full impact, taking notice that you were the only one left really alive, busting the door open and looking both ways, one leading to the cafeteria and one leading to the back of the school. You took your chances.
You took a right to the back of the school, thinking it’d be an easier way out and hiding from whoever the fuck was doing this. As you ran, the music transferred to the speakers all over the school.
Be my baby by The Ronettes blasted as you heard an ear piercing scream be cut short by gasping and gurgling a couple feet away. Halting your run, panting but being as silent as you can, you slowly turn around and see a girl lying limp on the ground, blood pooling all around her as she stared blankly at the ceiling , life seeping out of her every second.
You placed a hand over your mouth to hold back sobs as you lean down and closed her eyelids, not wanting to look into the plain eyes anymore. The music felt like it got louder as your head pounded at everything going on. Where were the teachers? Where was all the trusted adults you were supposed to have? Or did they-
No. You needed to stop thinking and start running and finding an exit. Quickly getting up you, turned around and started jogging before turning right again and running into something, or someone.
You screamed as you hide yourself, getting ready for the sharp impact of a knife or something.
“Y/n? Oh my god-“ you heard the person say and arms engulf you into a hug. You quickly opened your eyes and pushed the person away so you could see them.
Wilbur.
Pulling him back into you, you wrapped your arms around his neck and hid your face in his neck, wanting to hide from whatever the fuck was happening.
Wil has been your best friend since you were babies, both of your moms being best friends as well and wanting to have you both grow up with each other. That worked out as to see you both were inseparable since day 1, him being a couple months older than you. Now you didn’t know whether this would be your last time holding him or not.
“Wil, what’s happening?” You asked the tall man in front of you as he cupped your face.
“I don’t know but we better start going if we want to get out alive, I have a place we can go and hide, trust me?” Wil held his hand out for you to take as you stared at him with wide eyes.
“Always.” You placed your hand in his as he nodded and started to run with you, side by side, desperately trying to get out of any situation that’d lead to be face to face with the person doing this.
As you ran, you saw each teacher attending the dance in their classroom, lying limp on their desk or sitting in their desk chairs with blood soaking their clothes and eyes still open. A shiver tan down your spine as you placed a hand over your mouth, holding back a sob.
Wilbur took a quick left turn up the stairs and dragged you to the last classroom in the hallway. The science lab.
As he turned and got into the classroom, he quickly stopped. You followed in shortly looking at him questionably.
“Wil what- oh my god, Luke!” You quickly rushed over once you saw him in the chair, a rag towel in his mouth and rope binding him to the chair. Luke was the guy you were going out with as to recent and the lead quarterback of the football team. Nothing romantic yet just some dates here and there to get to know each other more. He was your date to homecoming that you thought ditched you for some cheerleader but apparently he’d been kidnapped by god knows who.
You quickly pulled the towel out of his mouth and cupped his cheek as he slowly came too. “Luke? Luke, hey can you hear me? Wil I need help! Luke who did this to you?” You asked as he slowly opened his eyes and looked relieved to see you.
“I don’t know, I think I blacked out.” He said, his voice hoarse and gone. You quickly sighed as you examined the ties in the rope.
“Ok, Wil can I please get som- Wil?” Your voice lowered as you saw Wil looking at the two of you, eyes full of dread, anger and revenge. You quickly stood up as you slowly walked towards him but stopped once he slowly started laughing and a smile appeared on his once blank face.
Wilbur reached into his suit jacket and pulled out a knife, one that was still ridden with blood. He looked at it before point it at you. “You know, this all happened because of you darling. You did this. You decided to ignore all my affections and admirations for this prick who doesn’t even care about you! I care! Not him! I did this for you.” Wil got close enough to you that you could feel his breath against your face. He brought the knife closer to your face and gently ran it down your cheek one as you stood there stone faced. “And you’re going to finish it, isn’t that right darling?”
Your cold, unfazed face quickly turned into one of excitement and joy as a smile adorned your face and you bit your bottom lip to contain it. You quickly grabbed his tie and pulled him down to your level and pushed your lips onto his, not minding the gasp they both heard from the unwanted guest.
You quickly reached into Wil’s jacket and pulled out the extra knife you placed in there earlier that night as you tugged him closer to you, one arm around your waist and one hand around your neck.
Wil pushed you away slightly. “Hmm not now, we still have business to take care of love.”
“Didn’t you say you wanted to do this in front of him? Make him suffer even more?” You asked the man in front of you as you fixed his tie. Wilbur smirked as he looked down at you, amused at your sudden demeanor change. He loved it.
“Yes I did, but let’s do it after we deal with this fucking cunt.” Wil whispered in your ear as he pecked your neck and turned you around. “Now darling, what do we do with people who think they can just come in here and expect us to just forget all the shit they’ve put us through with their charm?” Wil asked as he wrapped his arms around your waist and rested his head on your shoulder.
You pretended to think as you brought the knife up to your lips and tapped lightly. “Um… oh! You make their life a living hell.”
“Exactly, good job darling! So, wanna do the honors?” Wil asked as he placed his hands on your hips and stepped away from you.
“Can I say something to him quickly?” You asked your partner as he hummed, agreeing with what you wanted. He let go of your waist as you started walking forward.
“Don’t you dare come near me.” Luke hissed out as you walked up to him. You smiled at him as you meant down, face to face with him as you tapped his cheek with the blunt side of the knife.
“Oh but I thought you wanted me near you all the time? That’s why you started going on dates with me yeah?” Luke looked away from your eyes as you brought the knife to his forehead and moves pieces of his hair back. “Yeah, that’s what I thought. I heard what you did. Made a little bet with your friends to see if you could get in my pants? Think I’m worth it now? After everything you did to me and called me? Think I would just accept something like that from you so quickly?!” You started to tear up as thoughts ran through your head. Frustration and sadness ran through your whole body. He didn’t understand that what he did still had an effect on you. It will always have an effect on you. He humiliated you throughout he school years and thinks he can just come in here and get some? Hell no.
Wil came up with this plan after you came to him crying about the whole situation. You knew the second he asked you out something was up, and your suspicions were right when you over heard the stupid cheerleaders making a fuzz about it in the back of class. Making fun of how small you were and how you were “easier”.
Wil was just as, maybe even more, angry than you were. That was when Wil told you he liked you and begged you not to say yes. You weren’t going to in the first place and after all that happened, you definitely weren’t. After that Wil came up with the idea for you to go out with him, play with him and drag it out as much as you could. Wil didn’t like hearing you shared a kiss with the bastard once or twice on the dates, but he let it slide when he saw you after and rid of the scent of his nasty cologne and disgusting kiss on your lips.
But after Wil over heard Luke in class with his gang of idiot, taking in the information, he was fuming. Texting you immediately after, telling you to meet him at his car immediately. He told you all of it. Luke’s plan to finally get some and leave you after. It disgusted him knowing that he wanted to do that to you. His darling. He told you to avoid all forms of contact at all cost, not to let him to close but close enough not to be suspicious.
The plan was working. Get him to tired so he leaves you alone. But Wil wanted more, something else.
Revenge. For all of it. So he sat you down and told you the plan he had, and to say that you were terrified at first was an understatement. You were scared of Wilbur. But after you continued hearing things and going on dates and hearing all the stupid lies coming out of his mouth, you started to understand the plan. The reason behind it. So after Luke asked you to go with him to homecoming, you immediately went to Wil after a couple days of no contact or conversation and told him you were in. And to say that he was happy was an understatement. He was ecstatic. He had his partner in crime back.
Which leads you here, in this moment on the verge of seeing red and snapping this mans neck.
“You ruined my years in school since I was a kid because you convinced everyone that I should be a loner and i deserved it, since my dad never loved me and my moms a drunk. I was the weird kid yeah? Remember those words? I do. They’re engraved in my fucking mind because of you!” You screamed in his face as he flinch back. You quickly stood up and looked down at him with a flat expression. “And I believed it. Until I met Wil. He actually cared enough to get to know me. He cared enough to be my friend. And that’s more than I could ask for. But you, you can’t get enough of seeing me suffer yeah? Seeing me crumple into a little ball and ruining my life. Well buddy boy-“ you lightly pat his face as Wilbur comes behind you and smiles at the boy. “That’s exactly what we’re going to be doing to you but in a more… painful way.”
You finished off as you plunged your knife into his stomach, feeling a rush adrenaline run through you. You didn’t want to do this, but he deserved it, for all the pain he put you through. And you guys already did enough damages so why not a little more.
You took the knife out as you heard him gasp and hiss in pain and uncomfortable.
“You’re fucking crazy.” Luke said as curled in on himself, trying to stop the pain at any cost.
Wil scoffed as he pulled the man’s head back by his hair and leant down close to him. “Go to hell.” He hissed in his face as he shoved the knife into the blondes chest and stepped back as he yelled and the gasping started.
The scene wasn’t pretty. The boy had blood running out of his mouth and down his tux, not that it wasn’t already ruined by the wounds he sported. Yet the adrenaline kept rushing through you like a wave that never stopped. It almost brought you joy to see him like this . To see him slowly dying as all the tension and heartache from the past years slowly drain out of you.
You didn’t know you were crying until Wil cupped your face and cooed at you, wiping your tears away as he put your head in his chest, running his hands through your hair.
“We did the right thing love. These people were not kind to us. They deserved it. You’ll realize that soon, I promise. But now we have to leave, ok? We can get food and crash at my house and talk about this all. Ok? Trust me?” Wil told you as the music over the speakers continued but you weren’t focused on them. Only on the man in front of you and what he was saying. You trusted him with your whole life and if you had to do whatever he said, you would. Always.
You took his hands and pulled him out of the room, making sure everything that you guys brought and used was in hand. “Always. Now where are we eating?”
Wil smiled as tightened his grip on your hand and walked in line with you. “What about burgers?”
“Yeah, I could go for a burger.” You said with a smile on your face.
A smile that had nothing but pure joy and insanity as you tucked the knife away in Wil’s coat.
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autismnation · 9 months
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Scare
Summary: You and your friend go to a haunted house, expecting scares but recieving romance.
Pairing: Scare Actor Hobie Brown x Gender Neutral Reader
Warnings: Not beta read + wrote this at 1am so if it sucks that’s why. Fluff (I guess?). 2nd person POV. Hobie Brown wearing a skirt. Reader’s friend is terrified of everything/Reader is fearless. Reader simping for Hobie in internal dialogue. Flirty Hobie (kinda?).
Words: 900.
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You rarely got scared.
You could watch a million horror movies and fall asleep through them all, people could jump out at you all day long and you would laugh; you went to every haunted house available and only managed to yawn.
Your friend, on the other hand, was the complete opposite. They were an utter scaredy-cat, hiding behind pillows before the horror movie even began and unable to even enjoy kids’ scares.
But you promised to fix that — and that’s why you were at the new haunted house that recently opened up.
“Let’s do the worse one and get it over and done with,” You suggested.
Your friend shook their head firmly, looking like they were already a few moments away from shrieking in fear, “No! Let’s work up to them. That way, I won’t, you know, pass out in the first one.”
You stared at the map in your hand and gestured to a ride beside you, “Well, that one’s supposed to be the least scary but—“
Before you could finish, your friend had grabbed your hand and dragged you along with them as they got on the ride. It was only a few minutes long and you sat in a cart that looked like a coffin.
“Cute,” You hummed at the ride’s decorations as it began.
You didn’t expect much to happen. The only people you’d seen get on the ride were pre-teens so you expected cheap jump-scares and awfully annoying creepy music. And you were pretty much right — it made you yawn, and sometimes wince when your friend squeezed your hand too hard.
Finally, you had reached the end, bumping into an empty cart that seemed to have been left behind.
“Okay, you can stop screaming now,” You said as you grabbed your friend by their shoulders and gave them a rough shake.
“I’m going to pee my pants,” They whispered.
You let out a snort of amusement, “You probably already have. Now, let’s wait for these restraints to lift so we can see something that’s actually—“
And that’s when they got you.
Someone jumped out of the cart in front of you. They lunged forward, sharp and spiked teeth bared, as they let out an ear splitting shriek.
You jerked backward involuntarily and let out a small yelp. It was nothing compared to your friend’s reaction since you had to physically muffle their scream with your hand, but it surprised you nonetheless.
The restraints finally lifted and you both got out of the cart. Teeth still bared, the actor that scared you started to walk forward.
You had to admit, their costume was pretty cool: one of the scariest you’d seen, actually. Their makeup was a pattern of bold and sharp spikes and they even had white contacts in to erase their pupils, as well as piercings that flashed different colours under the lights of the haunted house. It seemed like their outfit was handmade too. They wore a t-shirt made out of other different t-shirts, safety pinned together and splashed with fake blood. Their long red skirt that looked very much like real organs sewn together made shivers run down your spine. The actor also wore ripped fishnets and had big clunky boots on.
A smile came to your face as you pointed at your own identical shoes, “Hey, me too!”
The actor tilted their head, sticking their tongue out. Somehow, it had been stained red too, adding to the whole killer aesthetic that was going on. For a moment, it seemed like they were going to say something…Then they darted straight toward you.
Your friend screamed and leapt back, but you stood your ground, used to the fake-outs the actors usually pulled.
The actor stopped a few centimetres away from you. They raised their hand, waving it in front of your face. You realised they had silver rings on too, some plain silver bands and some horror-like such as a skull or a realistic human heart.
You stared up at the actor, opening your mouth to say something, but became absolutely speechless as they chuckled.
A low, deep chuckle.
Your eyes widened as you realised the person in front of you was a man. A man with a very attractive voice.
“Nice costume,” was all you managed to get out, almost tripping over your words, as you shifted on your feet. Suddenly, it felt like every nerve of yours was on fire.
The man chuckled again, “Thanks, love.”
He had a British accent. You chuckled awkwardly, trying to ignore how hard your heart was pounding. The man leaned forward, waiting for your response as he smiled softly.
“Your rings are really cool,” You finally said before quickly walking past him, accidentally knocking his shoulder with yours.
Before you could leave, his hand was gripping your wrist tightly and turning you around. He took your hand and placed a ring inside — the one shaped like a skull.
“See you around, yeah?” He grinned as he closed your fist around the piece of jewellery, tapping it gently, “Name’s Hobie, by the way.”
The next few moments seemed to go by in a blur. You told him your name, learnt he’d be on break soon, got told to see him. You left the ride with a goofy grin on your face, your friend complaining in your ear about how unfair it was that you got such a good guy in such a small amount of time…
But you couldn’t focus on anything other than Hobie and his attractive voice and his pretty ring wrapped around your finger.
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muwapsturniolo · 2 months
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INTRODUCING......
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Turns out I'm living in a horror film Where I'm both the killer and the final girl. So who, who are you?
In the small town of Somerville Massachusetts, a bloodbath is brewing, and Y/N Lyoncourt is in the middle of it.
games played with cell phones, gruesome murders, and scary movies
how will she survive?
✯the soundtrack✯
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AHHHH!!!! THIS WILL BE MY FIRST LONG SERIES!!! IT IS INSPIRED BY SCREAM SO YOU WILL READ A LOT OF FAMILIAR THINGS BUT I ALREADY HAVE THE PLOT TWIST MADE SO IT WILL BE SHOCKING (hopefully). THE PROLOGUE/FIRST CHAPTER WILL BE UP HOPEFULLY SOMETIME THIS WEEK!
TAGLIST🍑
@bernardsgf @bernardsleftbootycheek @blahbel668 @mattfrfr @gdsvhtwa @sturniolo-aali @lily-loves-struniolos @kynda-avery @causeidontlikeagoldrush
@st7rnioioss @carolinalikesthings @mattslolita @suyqa @xxloveralways14 @pepsiimaxx @judespoision
@ivonchetooo1239 @imaslut4kehlani @that-general-simp @m4stermindd @itzdarling @gigisworldsstuff @adoreindie @braindead4l @pettydollie @chrissgirlsstuff @alexis007 @ratatioulle
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slasherhoe87 · 10 months
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Happy Monday honey𓆩♡𓆪
I was wondering if you could write a drabble of Michael Myers where you're dating him and he doesn't know you're into men with balaclava's, until one day he's on your laptop for something and he comes across your tumblr page that is full of guys with balaclava's on and something crawls into his mind.
Maybe smut and Michael being dominate <3
Thank you angel🥰
No problem Megan ❤. Ok!... I'm doing this one before work because I feel so guilty about not getting around to writing any of my other requests yet 🙈🤦🏼‍♀️ (I will get to them, I promise!)
OG/RZ/Peepaw Michael Myers x f!reader
18+ for graphic smut, con noncon, implied violence
Michael indulges in his s/o's balaclava kink:
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You had been enjoying a cup of spiced tea on your worn-in recliner, scrolling through Tumblr on your laptop, simping over art and fanfics of dangerous men in masks and balaclavas.
You had always had a kink for masked men but until now it had only been "standard" horror movie masks, such as Jason's, Ghostface's, Vincent's wax mask, Leatherface's and especially your Michael's expressionless alabaster mask. Only recently had you come to appreciate the simplicity of the humble balaclava - Ghost from Call of Duty was the catalyst of this new attraction and you jumped head first into the rabbit hole of art and fiction of morally grey or downright psychotic men with toned bodies, balaclava'd faces and piercing eyes that burned through you with carnal need right down to your core.
As you took another sip of your tea you felt a presence to your left. Turning your head in that direction you see Michael standing motionless as a statue at the base of the stairs just staring at you. Top half of his overalls off of his torso and tied around his waist, mask slightly askew.
Instead of shrieking and jumping like you used to when you were not so accustomed to his sudden, silent appearances you smiled and got up from your seat.
"Did you have a good sleep, baby?" You ask as you place one hand on his chest and the other on his strong shoulder.
You receive nothing in return except for his blank gaze upon you, those darkened eyeholes of his mask as eerie as ever.
Not detoured by his normal silence and seeming disinterest, you give him a peck on the cheek of his mask and head into the kitchen to make him some lunch from yesterday's leftovers.
You hear the tv switch on as you pull out the ingredients to make a sandwich with the leftover chicken. As you begin slicing the cucumber you pause for a second to see Michael watching true crime again. You always wonder what goes through his mind when he sees the crimes of other killers. Is he impressed, unimpressed, indifferent, intrigued? Does he learn anything? You guess you'll never know unless Michael just one day decides to break his self-imposed silence.
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Later that night you're turning your little house upside down looking for your laptop. You were so sure you had left it on the coffee table in the living room but... you guess not? You didn't blame Michael as he had never shown interest in the laptop before, and its not like you could ask him now anyhow as he was out butchering people to death. Yes, you are aware at how desensitised you have become to murder and death. Loving Michael forced you to accept his lifestyle - fast.
Huffing in annoyance you stomp over to the door leading to the garage, knowing for a fact it won't be there but its the only place you haven't looked yet. You push open the door and flick on the light, ready to immediately switch it off again because you hadn't been in the garage all day.
However, when your eyes fell onto the workbench, there your laptop sat surrounded by empty candy wrappers.
"Michael... what the hell" you mumble to yourself in confusion. You can't say you were really mad at him for using the laptop because he was more than welcome to. But you were just confused as he had never shown interest in it nor did you think he knew how to use it.
Scooping up all the candy wrappers you chuck them into the trashcan beneath the workbench and try to start up the laptop. You were met with nothing but a black screen. "Damn. Battery's dead"
You looked at the wall clock and decided to just call it a night. No Netflix for y/n tonight - insert sad face.
Closing your laptop you make for the door when you hear glass smashing from what sounded like the kitchen area.
Heart jumping to your throat you quickly flick the light off and hide under the workbench while looking at the door which lead into the living room. Surely Michael wouldn't smash in the back door?! He had a key and had stopped breaking into the house since the two of you started a relationship. That was a whole year ago!
Before you could think anymore, a pair of legs slowly walked past the garage door and into the living room. You couldn't get the clearest view of the intruder as only a small lamp was on in the living room - the rest of the house was dark.
Your panicked mind only presented 3 options for you to take:
1. Get out of the house and run to the neighbors
2. Either stay where you were or get upstairs and hide while waiting for Michael to return.
3. Get to your cellphone upstairs and call the cops.
Well.. the house keys for the front door were upstairs too and you didn't want to run out of the back door as you were barefoot and there was no doubt glass everywhere. You wouldn't get very far at all with cut up feet before the intruder catches you.
And you didn't exactly want the cops anywhere near you and your home for Michael's sake. So that left option 2. You just had to get upstairs... lots of places to hide and wait for Michael. You also come to realise that you absolutely needed to get Michael a cellphone for emergencies like this. A simple text in this situation could save your life. Why didn't you think of that before, stupid!?
Mentally shaking yourself from your delaying thoughts, you take a deep breath as silently as you can and creep towards the door. You sit on your haunches for a moment, straining your ears to listen for any sign of the intruder when you hear some soft movements from the dining room. Perfect. If you move now you'll have a chance to get upstairs without being seen.
As silently and quickly as you can you scuttle to the - thankfully - carpeted stairs. Just as you're about to take the first step you hear a crashing sound coming from the garage which sounded very much like hard plastic hitting a concrete floor. Your laptop. You must not have put it far enough back onto the workbench when you rushed to switch off the light.
You know for your own sanity you shouldn't have, but you did - you looked back to the dining room entrance.
And there staring at you from in the dark, illuminated only by a bit of moonlight stood a tall figure in faded black overalls and a... balaclava??
Shrieking you turn back around and make for your bedroom - intending to lock the door and climb out of your window onto the veranda's roof and to make your escape.
Your hear his heavy footfalls behind you, closer than what you would like as you scramble to the top of the stairs. Fear and adrenaline coursing through your veins like a raging river.
Michael where are you? I need you! You internally shout as tears begin falling from your wide, frightened eyes.
As you reach the top of the stairs a large, warm, calloused hand grabs your ankle painfully and roughly causing you to yelp. You try to kick at the man with your other foot but he throws his entire weight onto your body causing the air to be knocked out of you.
You cough while hitting at his shoulders and head with all your might but it doesn't seem to affect him at all.
He grabs you by both your arms and hauls you up onto your feet before swiftly turning you around to be pulled flush against his solid frame. You kick and scream as he takes you towards the bedroom where your panic rises even more at the prospect of what he might actually have in store for you there.
"No please don't! Just take anything you want, please! But just don't hurt me"
You are met with silence as the two of you enter the bedroom. He pauses in front of the bed and the tears stream out of you even harder. Your sobs finally overtake your screaming.
Suddenly and without warning you're flung towards your floor length mirror with your potential assaulter and murderer firmly placing his body flush behind yours. His eyes boring into your own through the mirror.
And that's when you see it. The man had positioned himself in such a way that the moonlight pouring through your window would reflect onto his masked face.
Your sobs instantly quietened as you saw one stormy grey eye heatedly gazing at you through the balaclava opening and one... scarred milky one.
Michael?
"Michael?" You tentatively ask as you sniffle - your struggling subsiding.
He nuzzles your neck and cups your breast, giving it a firm squeeze. You know that hand. You know it well.
Before you can think further, you're picked up and flung onto your bed, the old mattress squeaking in protest at the sudden weight.
Your mind gets whiplash at how suddenly your body responds to this new information and turn of events.
Michael climbs on top of you, not sparing you from his full weight. He straddles your hips, his bloodied hands gripping your wrists tightly above your head. His head is tilted to the side, eyes dilated and dark.
Your breathing has quickened, your nipples pebble and the juncture of your thighs moisten.
A sudden slap to your face causes you to gasp in surprise and before you can think on what just happened your thin spaghetti-strap tank is being torn off of you and you're being flipped onto your stomach as if you weigh little more than a feather.
"Mich--" you start but are stopped from finishing your question when a piece of your torn tanktop is stuffed into your mouth.
Your teary eyes widen when you feel your poor pajama bottoms being ripped off of your goosebump laden body too but immediately close when you feel thick calloused fingers run up along your wet slit from clit to ass.
You moan into the fabric in your mouth as two of his fingers push past your folds and into your eager hole.
You can hear Michael's heavy breathing as he roughly pumps his digits in and out of your slick cavern before adding a third and eventually a fourth.
Your muffled moans get louder and louder as your body squirms beneath his invasive ministrations. You feel so deliciously stretched out by his four long, thick fingers that your eyes begin to tear up again.
Your loosened hole clenches at nothing as Michael pulls out. You turn your head as best you can to see him behind you and moan once more as you view his balaclava in the moonlight. He takes both his thumbs and stretches your abused hole open as much as he can, admiring your slick, velvety tunnel.
You grip the sheets in anticipation as he releases your flesh and reaches for the zipper of his coveralls pulling them down far enough to reveal his glistening, red, swollen, massive member.
You mewl at the sight and wiggle you bottom in eagerness and want.
Michael obliges by roughly pushing your head back down into the mattress and without any indication rams his heavy, weeping cock into your needy pussy.
You scream and grip your sheets harder as he sets a brutal and unforgiving pace - no slow buildup or sensuality for this one. You can scarcely take it. Tears stream down your cheeks, saliva pools into the fabric stuffed in your mouth and your ass and hips jiggle and ripple with every brutal thrust.
Michael's hand leaves your smushed head and grips your hips in bruising force.
Your room is dark and quiet save for the sound of slick skin slapping against slick skin, grunts of exertion and muffled mewls and moans.
Just when you think you can't take anymore, Michael goes deeper and harder, stretching you wider with his monstrous girth, the tip of his cockhead punching against your cervix in exquisite pleasure-pain.
Your cheeks are hot and red, tear stained. Drool has finally broken past the fabric in your mouth and is dripping onto your sheets. Slick is running down your thighs as your loosened hole just cannot contain your shared juices any longer.
Michael leans forward to squeeze your breasts before pinching your nipples so hard you feel your pussy release a new spurt of moisture.
You want to tell him you cannot take anymore. Your body is turning to jelly, the pleasure plain is becoming overwhelming - every nerve of yours is on electric fire and if you produce any more drool you'll surely choke on it.
Michael leaves your breasts and instead begins his cruel ministrations onto your swollen, throbbing clit.
You begin to feel the tightening in your core, your lower abdomen tenses and you can hear Michael fast approaching his own orgasm too if those quiet gasps and slight jerks in his thrusts are anything to go by.
And finally with one hard slap to your clit and one final deep, bruising thrust inside your wrecked cunt you scream out your orgasm into your tanktop. Your abused pussy quivers and clenches around Michael's pulsating cock as it spurts out its thick ropes of cum within you.
Michael's breaths are heavy and laboured behind you as he pulls out. You hear the sopping squelch and feel the gush of liquids flow out of your red, raw, gaping cunt which is trying in vain to clench and hold onto all the juices that now pouring onto your bedding.
Your jellified arm slowly pulls the now sopping fabric from your mouth before you look behind to Michael. His toned and scarred chest is heaving and glistening with sweat. His eyelids sit low from satisfaction and his fingers idly circle your hips where they lie.
"You saw my.... interests on Tumblr didn't you? That's why you did all this tonight, right?" You ask lazily as you roll onto your back and look up at your still masked lover.
Michael tilts his head and continues to stare at you in silence. He reaches for the base of the black mask and pulls it off of his head and shakes out his dark blond curls. He tosses the mask onto your chest and disappears out of the bedroom.
You shake your head and smile to yourself as you clutch the balaclava.
You will always love Michael best in his signature white mask, but a bit of fun in a balaclava from time to time will certainly be a treat.
Perhaps you can show him all of your other kinks now too, seeing as he seems happy to indulge you. And maybe he has some of his own?
You get up to go enjoy a nice hot shower. Sore and stiff, but very very happy.
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@megangovier20 hope you enjoy it girl. 😈
Not proof read as I did this before work.
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Tell Me All About The Dark Places You Hide ~ Part Nine
➥ in which the reader figures out that their best friends are the infamous Woodsboro Killers and decides to help them rather than turn them in. {ft. Drugs and alcohol, murder, short chapter, fake knives, real knives, Billy and Stu being soft for each other}
Part Eight | Part Ten || Word Count ~ 830 Words
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Your heart was racing as you ran, laughing, around Stu’s kitchen and living room as he chased you with a soup ladle. Billy watched from the couch, a smile gracing his usually serious face. It was a picture taken from people who deserved to be happy and in love, not a merry group of murderers.
All too soon, it was over, and the three of you were back to planning. You checked the food and made sure the blood capsules and fake knives were safely hidden in the pantry, along with the second Ghostface costume, and the door was locked. You turned around to one of the most surprising images you’d ever seen. Billy had both of Stu’s hands in his and was giving him a pep talk of some sort. He finished and patted Stu’s cheek, and nobody made any sort of weird joke.
You smiled to yourself and shepherded Billy out of the house, tossing his own Ghostface costume towards him for the first part of the plan. You found most of the anxiety of what you were going to do leave your body as the first few party guests arrived.
Around an hour passed and you were well on your way to giving up and murdering Sidney in her own house and completing the job right then before you heard Tatum’s voice and Stu’s greeting. They were finally here. Rolling your eyes in resignation, you took a final swig from your beer and slammed it on the table, turning around and plastering a fake smile onto your face.
You stumbled over to them, watered down beer sloshing in your solo cup. You purposefully slurred your words in your best attempt at a drunken stupor. Leaning heavily on Stu, you pretended to think really hard about what you were about to say. “How…” a pause while you furrowed your eyebrows, ignoring Stu’s hand snaking down your back. “Are you?” You beamed happily at them and the two girls laughed.
“Having fun already, are we?”
You nodded, waiting until they were out of sight before dropping the act and groaning to Stu. “That was perhaps the stupidest thing I’ve ever had to do.”
Stu laughed at you, patting your shoulder. “It was your idea. You have to be passed out on the couch in order for Act 3 to happen.”
You groaned again rubbing your face with your hands. “Yeah, yeah. Doesn’t mean I have to like it.”
The next part of the plan was quickly approaching, and you watched Stu send Tatum out for more beer and then lock the door. You quickly put on the act again, pouring half a beer into your cup and stumbling out to the living room to listen to Randy’s rant about horror movie rules.
The phone call came in and you watched happily as everyone left. You giggled to yourself, laying down on the couch against Randy’s shoulder and closing your eyes.
*DiViDeR*
You woke up to find Randy gone and Sidney frantically shaking your shoulder. “Valerie! Valerie please wake up, please.” You pretended to sit up groggily, looking at her with an unspoken question. “It’s Billy, it’s always been Billy.”
You sat up straight, standing up and facing Sidney. “What? No, I don’t believe it. He was perfect, he wouldn’t hurt a fly.” You internally vomited at the words coming out of your mouth. There was blood everywhere, and if you peeked through the hallway, you could the see the open door revealing the bodies of Dewey and Gale Weathers. When had she gotten here?
Billy stalked through the hallway, seeing you with your back to him, talking to Sidney. He switched the knife in his hand for the fake one and came up behind you, tapping your shoulder. You screamed and turned around, rolling your eyes as soon Sidney couldn’t see.
He stabbed, puncturing the blood packet, then stabbed again and again. You fell into Sidney, pleading with her to run. She did. Straight into Stu.
She was cornered in the kitchen, Billy behind her and Stu in front. She seemed pretty preoccupied to pay attention to you, so you silently stood up and moved, limping pathetically to sell the act. toward the kitchen.
“Oh my God. Valerie, you’re alive. Please, please. The gun is on the table. Please.” Her pleads we’re pathetic. You wanted to shoot her perfect little face.
You whimpered to make the “wounds” believable, limping over to the table. Stu shot forward to “stop” you, except you decided to change a few things about the plan.
You grabbed the gun from the table, pointing it at Sidney’s stomach and firing two shots in quick succession.
“What the fuck?” Billy yelled, anger filling his eyes. “That wasn’t part of the plan!”
“Not your plan, no. But mine?” You pointed the barrel towards Billy’s forehead. Something told him you knew your way around a gun and wouldn’t miss. “It’s all part of mine.”
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Scream Queen Book 1: Conventional Final Girl
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The Epilogue
Chapter 8 / Masterlist
Hey guys, just letting you know after the epilogue I won’t be posting on this account anymore! I’ll keep it up for a while though. Anyways, if you want you can follow my main account @total-lost-boys-simp for more stories and eventually a sequal to SCB1CFG! It was great getting some new readers & just know this doesn’t mean goodbye! Thank you for everything!
It’s been what, a little less than a year? About eight months, I think. I still have these bone chilling dreams about Billy & Stu. One minute we’ll be close, watching a movie like Friday the 13th, Pieces, Maniac, or even Sleepaway Camp. Next I’ll hear the phone ring. Quickly I’ll say, “I’ll get it,” and move myself off the couch leaving a space between them. The person on the line will say, “Hello (y/n), it’s been a while,” instantly I could recognize it as Ghostface. Looking back at the couch the boys would be gone, no trace of them ever there. “Who is this?” I’ll ask, even though I know the answer all too well. I’d hear a laugh on the other line before being yanked back into someone’s arms. Looking at who it is I’ll be filled with dread just seeing the masked killer as they raise the knife over their head. Suddenly I’m being pulled away by a blood covered Stu saying, “We have to get help!” When I look back for the murderer we stop at a door…
Looking forward I’ll see the deranged killer in the stark white mask yet again but this time he’s taking it off to reveal himself as Billy looking in my direction with a Kubrick Stare. “We all go a little mad sometimes,” he says before raising a gun that barely misses me. That’s when I realize it’s not me he’s aiming for. The person he does shoot changes every time, it could be; Sidney, Tatum, Casey, Steve, or even Principal Himbry… but they say the same thing each time, “Save me (y/n),” before they bleed out on the floor. Next thing I knew both Billy and Stu come charging at me, tossing me to the ground. They’ll hold me down as they run the Buck 120 knife all along my body. It’s so vivid, I can feel the chilling alloy steel grazing my skin all the way from my jaw in my abdomen. They whisper nonsensical things in my face. And when one of them raises the knife above their head and plunge it into my body, everything just goes white.
“Hey, earth to (y/n)?” I hear Randy call me from the counter.
“Hm? What’s up?” I asked, snapping my head in his direction leaving my thoughts behind.
“You’ve been staring at the shelf for almost fifteen minutes,” He complains
“Guess there’s just too good of a selection?” I said with a false smile and a shrug.
“Yeah sure, just up and pick a movie,” Randy said, rolling his eyes.
“Jeez did anyone ever tell you that patience is a virtue?” I laughed out as I snatch up a copy of Amityville Horror.
“Still staying away from slashers?” Randy asks, a sympathetic look in his eyes.
“Yeah, they just remind me too much of that night…” I said, look down and scratching my arm.
“anyways...What are you and your dad gonna do tonight?” He asked, trying to change the subject.
“Hmm? Oh Neil just wanted to stay in and watch some movies, maybe order some pizza?”
“He adopted you over half a year ago, start calling him Dad for once!” Randy said, cackling at his own words.
“Yeah yeah whatever, see ya later!” I shouted as I left the store.
So much has happened since October of last year. The day after ‘That Night’ Neil told me about what Stu and Billy did to my mom. It was just Neil and I from then on so he decided that I should officially be his daughter! Neither of us see it as replacing Sid or my own parents, if anything we see it as a better way to remember them and keep them close. The town held a mass memorial for all of the victims. The individual funerals were hell. I just wanted to say goodbye to my friends, my mother and my sister but there were reporters and news vans at every turn.
It’s never been the same after I not only lost Tatum and Sindey but also… Stu and Billy. I get it, I shouldn’t have anywhere near a soft spot for those two but I do. I don’t excuse anything they did because it tore apart everything that made me happy in the world. That doesn’t mean I don’t see why they did it. Billy was hurt and driven mentally insane once his mother abandoned him because of the affair. And Stu, at the same time he might be a spoiled rich kid but he was also manipulated into all of it by Billy. In a way, neither of them had full control of what they did.
I like to think that had they not run away on ‘That Night’ they would’ve been sentenced but also would’ve been able to get the psychiatric help they really needed.
“Neil, I’m home!” I shouted as I opened the door. No response.
“Neil?” I called out again, suspicion rising in my voice. No response again.
“Are you here?” I asked, looking around the living room, the kitchen, upstairs in his room, Sid’s room, my room, every room in the house.
“Neil?!” I called out again this time with frantic breathing and hot tears itching at my skin.
“Oh woah, woah, kiddo it’s okay!” Neil came from around the corner running to me.
“I thought- I thought you were gone! That they took you! Where were you?!” I asked, clinging to his sleeves and he pulled me into a hug.
“Shh shh, I was in the garage working on the car, kid,” He said as he rocked me back and forth.
“I already lost mom and Sid. I don't want to lose you too, Dad,” I said as I thought back to how I found Sid and Tatum at Stu’s house…and the officer who sat me down to tell me how my mom passed away.
“Hey, it’s okay, I’m okay, we’re okay,” Neil softly said, trying to calm me down.
“Ya know what, you got a letter on the counter, looks like it might be from a family member, go take a look,” Neil said as he ruffled my hair.
Going downstairs I look on the kitchen counter, sure enough there’s an envelope with neat and somewhat familiar handwriting. Huh no return address, I thought to myself. I’m careful not to rip the paper as I open the envelope. As I looked inside I saw a few polaroids and folded paper inside. Taking the polaroids out ran my blood cold. One of them was a picture Mrs. Riley took of Sid, Tatum, and I from our final sleepover. The next was of our group at the fountain, all of us, but Sid and Tatum’s faces were crossed out and small Ghostface doodles were placed over Billy and Stu’s. The last two were pictures of me, Stu and Billy on Stu’s couch at one of our movie nights. Placing the pictures down I look at the paper… on the folded front said; To: (y/n), from: Yours Truly. The letter itself said;
Dear (y/n),
It’s been a while. We’ve really missed you. How’s your mom…oh wait. We just wanted to check in and let you know we’re doing fine after you killed us. Or well, almost killed us. We bet you’re wondering how we’re still alive, Right?
Well for starters, the knife? A retractable prop, bit of a let down since you didn’t actually stab Stu, right? Then that gun, we switched out Dew-fuses’ bullets for blanks while you ran to his car. Really explains how Randy lived. You most likely knew that already. Also when you kick someone against a coffee table, you should really check their pulse next time.
We hope you haven’t gotten too comfortable thinking we’re gone for good ‘cause trust us baby, we’re coming back for the sequal.
P.S. you should pick up the phone.
Sincerely,
Yours Truly
Just as I finished reading the letter I heard a ringing from the telephone in the lounge area where Sidney got the call the night we were attacked. Cautiously I walked over to it, fear in my chest making my heart race and my palms sweat. “Hello?” I asked, swallowing nothing out of pure nervousness.
“Hello, (y/n), miss me?” Asked an all too familiar raspy off pitched voice.
“Oh shit.”
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I’m sorry for the inconsistent posting, please forgive me 😭 also let me know if I should put a sequal in the works? Thank you so much for reading!
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otakusheep15 · 1 year
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Obey Me Brothers Movie Night Headcanons!
I feel like I haven't posted anything about the brothers lately, so here's this little thing!
I'm sure most of the fandom already has this as a headcanon, but I'm just gonna say it anyways. The boys have a movie night once a week, every week, and they have yet to miss a single one since they've started.
They rotate turns each week to ensure fairness when picking out movies. So, Lucifer takes one week, then Mammon, then Levi, and so on, and then they cycle continues.
Once Mc becomes a regular part of the house, they get added in to the rotation, meaning they get their own week to choose a movie.
There are a few rules that have been established over the years because of various arguments.
The biggest rule is that no one is allowed to argue with the movie choice of the week. Once, Mammon made fun of Levi's movie choice, and they got into a huge fight that almost postponed movie night for everyone.
Now, to avoid another incident, Lucifer established the following rule: the first person to make fun of someone else's movie choice automatically has their movie choice revoked. That means that their next week is skipped over and they don't get to choose a movie.
You'd think this wouldn't be that big of a deal, but there hasn't been a single argument about movie choice since this rule was made. The boys care about their choice week very much.
Another very important rule is that only Lucifer, Levi, and Satan are allowed to prepare snacks for movie night due to some previous incidents.
Mammon has almost set the kitchen on fire attempting to make popcorn, Asmo spent too much time trying to copy a cute recipe he saw online, then he also spent too much time taking pictures of his creation, and everyone got annoyed when it took too long. Beel is banned for obvious reasons. And Belphie is banned because he just falls asleep and leaves everything to Beel, leading to a similar problem as when it's just Beel alone.
Lucifer and Satan are still allowed to make snacks because they're the most responsible, and Levi's allowed just because he hasn't done anything to get his snack-making rights taken away. He is on thin ice though.
All of the brothers have collectively agreed that no one is allowed to choose a horror movie under any circumstances. Mammon will freak out, Satan will figure out the ending five minutes in and promptly spoil it, and Asmo will simp over the killer. The only time they allow a horror film is if Mc picks it because the brothers could never say no to them.
As for their movie choices, they're about what you'd expect them to be:
Lucifer likes documentary style films or old black-and-white dramas. Mammon likes action movies that are B-tier at best. Levi always picks an animated movie, usually from a series no one has any knowledge of. Satan will almost always choose a murder mystery and spoil the ending for everyone. Asmo chooses some knock-off Hallmark romance movie. Usually, he'd be more inclined to pick a horror, but since horror has been banned, he mostly sticks to cheesy romance. Beel has the most varied tastes, but he does prefer movies with themes focused on sports. Belphie would also normally prefer horror movies, but now he just picks whatever's easiest to fall asleep to.
Movie nights are one of the few times all of the brothers actually get together and just hang out. None of them would ever admit it, but it's absolutely the highlight of their week. No matter what they have in their schedules, they'll always make time for it.
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Ok so I wanna do a scream rp 
And I have a few different ideas 
1: my oc X stu. Your oc X Billy
2: my oc X stu. Your oc X any movie killer
3: My oc X stu X your oc X Billy. A happy crazy poly relationship
4: my oc X stu X Billy
I mostly want my oc X stu 
I'll do ANYTHING for that rp
I'd like if mine (our) oc(s) are alittle violent like stu and Billy 
Quick run over of my oc
Ax (Nickname birdy)trans man, interested in horror movie special affects. Takes arty photos with special effects making them look like murder scenes 
A bit of an outsider thanks to being trans and openingly queer 
Violence and blood perferd
nsfw loved but not needed
Very few limits
We can discuss more later
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rzyraffek · 1 year
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I don't know if you did this already but slashers with a black s/o?
Im so sorry for long wait! I had to rewrite it like twice and kinda forgor, have fun reading🌼🌼🌼She/her pronouns Request open
TW: mensions of racism in thomas (his family) and Billy(hes crazy)
Slashers with black!s/o
Billy Lenz
This man is one very curious bean. He will ask weird questions
I mean he is a huge simp, no matter what color she is really, give him attention and he can litteraly stab somone for her
If she has afro or dreadlocks he will play with them :( sorry he wont really ask about consent (dude is a serial killer no way 🤯) But if s/o is uncomfy with somone touching her hair, just Bonk him few times and he will shtop
Billy can be a good boi if somones patient enough to help him get thrue his sus mind
Thomas Hewitt
Bros in texas ofc his family is not very woke, not very #slay
Luda probably just silently judges her, but after she sees that Tommy is genuenly in love and happy she will give a chance. And after like few weeks she and s/o will get along very well! Making dinner with Luda sounfs somehow wholesome
They are more xenophobic than rasist, i mean its still bad, but they stop if tommy and s/o are getting along well
Please hold Thomas hands hes shy and worried
Micheal Myers
Boi been in mental hospital i doubt he seen something more than balding white man
I mean he is instantly in love! I mean he will think its just another obssesion to kill but oh boi he just loooves her
Not only is she easy to spot due to whole haddonfield population being white old people (exept this one couple in halloween kills movie) and also she seems like very lovley girl too
Oop somones racist? Welp somones dead.
Asa Emory
This boi is too smart for all this "racism" stuff, he does not care. Ofc shes gorgeus, but he does not really care about skin colors (he may be a serial killer but he is not a monster)
He loves her hair, if she allows him he will headpat her alot
Idk what to write about him, hes pretty no-probematic and he doenst have like any family members so he is really just loving bf (exept the whole 'i put people in boxes' trope)
Btw while I was writting this i realised that theres litteraly non exisitng representation of poc in horror movies(especially old slasher ones). Kinda cringe if u ask me
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via-the-ghoul · 1 year
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Slasher headcanons: realistically none of these people would do this but like. What if they had Tumblr accounts
Micheal Myers
His username is literally just Micheal-Myers or some variation on it if that’s already taken
He mostly just Reblogs the occasional “Can’t wait for Halloween” “it’s November” “Can’t wait for Halloween” post.
However the actual reason he got this account was to ominously like all of Laurie’s posts
The problem is that she blocked him immediately
She doesn’t even know for sure that it was old Mikey she just thinks naming your account after the guy who destroyed her life is a dick move
And his profile pick is the mask so she knows it’s not the actor or some other guy named Micheal Myers they’re talking about
So he can’t do the ominous liking thing anymore
Freddy Krueger
He is blocked by at least 90% of Tumblr
Ok let me explain
He runs a Freddy Krueger fan account
And isn’t trying to hide the fact that he is literally Freddy Krueger
And kills people
So everyone thinks that he’s just one of the worst of the weird TCC people
The weird serial killer simp TCC people don’t like him either because whenever they post about literally any other serial killer being hot he replies with “Freddy Krueger is way better kys”
And that’s why he’s blocked by at least 90% of Tumblr
Candyman
His account is basically one of the most normal ones on this list lol
It mostly posts those dark poetry posts (you know what I’m talking about right) and old paintings.
And before you ask yes. A good amount of said art is stuff he made as Daniel
He also reblogs a good amount of other people’s art and commission posts, artists gotta support each other!
The weirdest thing about the account is that one time he posted a painting that he made as Daniel, that was like, considered lost media up to this moment
And he didn’t know
Everyone’s just like “YO HOW TF DID YOU FIND THIS” and he’s just like “wait this was lost media”
Billy Loomis and Stu Matcher
They run a joint horror movie review account
Every single review is mostly positive
They still have a clear fav tho: gorey slasher movies
Billy’s reviews are more serious while Stu jokes around a lot
Billy’s like “you know it’s really messed up what happened to Henry, and I like the twist that he isn’t actually the killer this time and it’s the less sympathetic Axel” while Stu’s like “lol stupid kids get fucked”
They’re decently popular in the horror community
The account however, becomes infamous after their deaths and the fact that they were serial killers is revealed
It becomes… really uncomfortable to look at their posts after that
Lester Sinclair
He’s the only Sinclair brother with Tumblr
His posts are mostly just talking about the progress made on the Town of Wax (leaving out the murder obviously)
Bo and Vincent are both worried that Lester’s gonna accidentally reveal their crimes at some point
Similarly to Billy and Stu’s it gets uncomfortable to look at after the truth about the Town of Wax is revealed
However, it does get people to look at the posts
They’d get like 5 notes at most beforehand
Billy Lenz
His profile pic is the Bob eye, his username is a keyboard smash, and his background’s just like static or something
He just replies to random posts with keyboard smashes
Sometimes he’ll accidentally link a website but it never means anything
It’s a huge mystery what tf is going on with blog
At one he just posts “i am going to kill you” with no tags and goes silent forever
Everyone thinks it’s some bizarre ARG that didn’t go anywhere
Amanda Young
She posts quotes from various horror media she finds cool as well as aesthetic boards for said media
It’s mostly dark poetry, horror stories, and art house Horror movies
And the occasional Jigsaw quote
She does not hide the fact that she is a Jigsaw apologist. While being a trap survivor.
People argue about whether her account is ok or not for this reason
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Obey Me Demon Bros if you watched Regular Show with them
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Lucifer:
sympathizes with Benson bc he’s always yelling at his brothers like he yells at Mordecai and Rigby
accidentally starts adding “OR YOU’RE FIRED” at the end of every command
his favorite episode is probably the one where Benson gets demoted and starts acting like a slacker, bc he’s imagined what it’d be like if he quit all his responsibilities for a day
or the one where Pops forbids Benson from yelling at Mordecai and Rigby all day and he has a massive meltdown
gets inspired by Benson and makes everyone go to a “mandatory karaoke night” to boost morale around the HOL
would definitely risk his life just to get back his brothers’ stick hockey game like Benson did, despite what he might say
thinks it’s really funny when Benson’s gumballs turn red
“MC, does my face get that red when I yell at mammon?”
Mammon:
his favorite character is probably Rigby bc he’s always messing things up and getting punched
he’ll try to tell you he relates more to mordecai, but we all know who he is
although, he does simp for you in the way mordecai simps for margaret
but he also relates to C.J because he always feels like a second choice :(
also #1 Mordecai and C.J shipper
starts asking you to “do him a solid” every time he wants something
really likes the episode where rigby gets sick of mordecai making fun of him for not having his high school diploma and drinks a months worth of doses of smart juice to make him “more smarter” because the package “didn’t say not to”
starts doing burnouts in his car like Muscle Man does with the cart
also likes to do the “OOOOHHHHH” with the arm twirl
acts like the show is stupid at first but then binges the entire series with you
Leviathan:
likes any of the episodes with a video game plot
the one where the hammer character becomes real and fights them reminds him of his quirky games that launch you all into mayhem
also likes the episode where Mordecai gets jealous of Rigby for going on a date with Margaret and accidentally kills him
“that’s how i feel when Mammon talks to you MC”
roots for them when they have to fight that game store manager who sold them a shitty RPG for a refund
starts going “YAY-YUH” when he wins a video game
hi-five ghost is probably his favorite character bc he “looks cool”
probably likes Eileen too bc she’s awkward af flirting with Rigby, feels like her when he tries to be smooth with you
#1 Rigby and Eileen shipper
Satan:
says Benson reminds him of Lucifer, and refuses to admit that his own meltdowns are extremely similar
thinks it’s funny whenever Benson just walks away from everyone in disappointment
starts using Mordecai’s “how are you gonna do that with your third grade education” insult
writes down all the pranks they plan so he can try them on Lucifer
his favorite character is probably Skips bc he’s the wisest and always has some sort of mystical solution
laughs uncontrollably at Muscle Man crying in the shower over his girlfriend dumping him (Satan cries in the shower bc he doesn’t want anyone to see or hear him, no one can convince me otherwise)
favorite episode is probably the one where Rigby gets jealous of his brother Don bc everyone likes him better (he feels the same way ab Lucifer)
AND he really likes the one where Mordecai loses a bet and goes blonde (the brothers have definitely called him blondie before idc what anyone says)
Asmodeus:
#1 shipper of Mordecai and Margaret
shouts flirting tips at the screen while Mordecai fails to ask Margaret out
favorite episode is the one where Muscle Man quits the park and becomes a gut model
cries for like an hour over Skips’ backstory episode
also cheers for Muscle Man when he gets back together with Starla
likes the episode where they watch that british horror movie about a killer taxi and Rigby gets scared shitless, it reminds him of horror movie night
the party pete episode is another one of his favorites, he’s definitely gone a little too hard on the demonus and became him before
AND the one where Mordecai and Rigby get drunk at karaoke and talk shit ab everyone on stage (him and Mammon have definitely done something similar while clubbing)
Beelzebub:
loves the episode where Rigby won’t stop eating junk food and turns into a puddle of goo
and the one where they almost kill Skips just to get a free cake
probably relates to Skips the most bc he’s the biggest/ strongest
especially when Rigby cheats at arm wrestling and makes Skips have an entire identity crisis bc he doesn’t think he’s the strongest anymore
definitely tries Mordecai’s halloween costume where he had five “kids” with him to get extra candy
also probably likes Pops bc he’s the cinnamon roll of the group
starts calling bagels “whole wheat donuts”
unironically laughs at Muscle Man’s my mom jokes
also starts whipping his shirt off and swinging it around his head like Muscle Man does after his Fangol tournaments
Belphegor:
tries to sleep through the episodes but ends up getting really interested in the lore
totally relates with Rigby’s laziness
speaking of which, his favorite episode is the one where Rigby hires a temp to do all his work for him
he definitely tries to hire someone to go to school for him so he can sleep all day (Lucifer catches him after like two days though)
starts hamboning at Lucifer everytime he tries to yell at him
after Beel does Mordecai’s halloween trick, he’ll try Rigby’s, where he jumps out of the bushes dressed as an old timey robber and goes “GIMMIE CANDY LADY”
him and beel also do mordecai and rigby’s songs and dances
“DONT LOOK AT OUR CROTHES WHILE WE SYNCHRONIZE OUR WATCHES! BWOOP BWOOP BWOOP, BWOOP BWOOP BWOOP, BWOOP WOOP WOOP WOOOOO”
“GIVE US A RAISE LUCIFER”
beel: “i don’t mean to brag, i don’t mean to boast, but i got some hummus for these mini toasts!”
belphie: “HUUUUUMMUS!”
lucifer: “why are you guys yelling hummus.”
“NOT SETTIN UP THE CHAIRS NEXT TIME, NOT SETTIN UP THR CHAIRS NEXT TIME, UH!”
“CAUSE WE KNOW EVERYTHING ABOUT SCARY MOVIES, AND YOU KNOW NOTHING ABOUT SCARY MOVIES-“
lucifer: “STOP SINGING OR YOU’RE FIRED”
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HEY WHAT HEADCANONS, SHIPS, OR WHATEVER HAVE BEEN ON YOUR MIND RECENTLY? 🩷🎤
HI!!!! there are SOOOOO many but here’s a little dump of my favorite thoughts <3
raindrop. raindrop anything. especially fire ghoul dew being scared of water and rain coaxing dew to come near the lake so he can show him how pretty it is
swiss and mountain holding hands and slow dancing to louis armstrong and whatever other jazz comes on the radio. they sing along and they dance and they put their heads on each others shoulders because AHHHH.
ghoulette sleepover. all the ladies curl up on the floor with a million pillows and blankets and binge watch horror movies (they may or may not watch all the old screamers to simp over the masked killers). they also eat popcorn, edible cookie dough, pour a ton of candies in a bowl, and drink cherry coke and monster. the next morning copia finds them laying in a pile in their little pajamas sleeping
have some nsfw because i felt like giving yall a little gift!
warnings- size kink, wee little bit of choking, AAAAH, horny, nurse zephyr, handjobs, mistress kink, mommy, femdom cirrus
size kink aether and phantom! They put their hands together and phantoms fingers barely reach his second knuckle and they’re both obsessed. he’s just so small- aether holds his hips up while he fucks him, stretching him out and he’s so little and one of aethers hands can wrap halfway around his waist and all of his neck.
nurse zephyr offering free hand jobs for ghouls in heat. it helps, after all. that’s his duty as a nurse! make others feel better! no matter what it takes <3
and what about mistress cirrus? what about mountain being so madly down bad for her? and he sits on the floor with his head on her knee while she says he’s so good, because he is, and he just wants to make mommy happy. he’s so good, obeying every command, and he gets a reward for being good. depends on what she feels like that day. there’s a MILLION things he could get from her- she has a million things to try.
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