#how is that so sarcastic?!

[cryptid-crow-writing]

Alright. I’m sick and tired of how often this makes my ass giggle. The fucking “[insert name(s)]’s A+ parenting” tag. I have no doubt people know what the hell I’m talking about. How can a fandom or group of fandoms some how find a way to make a tag for fanfiction jnto something so blatantly sarcastic. Like holy shit. Just looking at it makes me giggle cause how else am I suppose to react when as I read it it is done in such a dry and sarcastic tone in my head. How do you do this?! How do you Pavlov a group of people into having an auto response of sarcasm upon reading a tag??? *panicked and amused sob* what kind of power do you weld???

[hellenhighwater]

huge shoutout to rejection sensitive dysphoria and the attorney who mentioned that I'd misspelled "forfeiture" in my notes, ensuring that I will literally never misspell that word ever again. Thanks, it's just what I needed. I would have rather been shot, but this works also.

[plutoslvr]

dc should make a comic about tim living as one of his aliases for like 12 issues or a completely new one and nobody else knowing so cue him running into like duke at the boba store like "duke! i-" and then realising his mistake and dukes like "??? tf who are you?" and tims like "uh... i... i watched you jump off a bridge a few years back!" or like him meeting damian at some street and damians like "do i know you?" and tims sweating bullets like "no what? stupid question idk you, who are you actually-"

[chessb0r3d]

i cracked the code.

[moliathh]

[alucard/hellsing]

—“But who prays for Satan? Who in eighteen centuries, has had the common humanity to pray for the one sinner that needed it most”

[petricorah]

for @lesmiserablol​ and their great fic now that i see you 

so i was going to do what you suggested but this expression reminded me of the smolderTM and i just decided to uhhh tangled au instead

[on-wednesdays-we-eat-the-rich]

he <3

[otaku553]

A certain first encounter

[aldoodles]

you enter the woods and find three children. after approx. 0.06 seconds, you have some observations.

[crow-cap]

read the ace novel now. go

[hopesallwegotleft]

[simplyavatrice]

ava + every episode - episode 3: "ephesians 6:11"

[shackledaces]

alrighty I’m gonna write this strictly for myself (and whoever needs to hear it): I love stuilly fics, but you guys gotta remember that these homosexual idiots are 17-18 years old. they aren’t mastermind adults that fooled the whole world with their murders. sure, billy and stu might be sick in the head, but they do it together. it’s not one-sided psycho bill; stu even said it himself (“We prefer the term “psychotic.””). there is no hierarchy with them; they are equals.

stu made the plans; billy followed him. billy had the motive; stu followed him with it.

THEY. ARE. BOTH. CRAZY.

they probably bickered with each other off-screen; probably snickered and joked about their kills and teased each other about any mistake the other made while they were chasing their victims. THEY BICKER, ALRIGHT? (“I didn’t kill anybody.” / “Nobody said you did.” / “Thanks, buddy.”)

they are idiots in love, and they are teenagers. they are sarcastic and playful with each other. they laugh and have fun together; they love to kill, and sure, they could hold their own, but it’s just so much better when they’re with each other.

(also, as a side note, billy is not an emotionless/cold-hearted bastard. he’s a complete sarcastic fucking brat that talks back and runs on the thrill of murder. take that piece of information as you will.)

[rexalogy]

it’s not that the gore and sexuality of the mlp fandom was the traumatizing part, it was the cruel sentiment and animosity towards kids and girls behind that art.

[lostcosmos]

ONE NIGHT | episode 2

[zipadeea]

Just gonna say to all my very excited Percy Jackson friends, whilst you're waiting impatiently for the new episode a week from now, that if you are perhaps interested in watching and reading a British version of Percabeth and a solid and wonderful trio who go on ghostly quests around London and save the world, you should check out Lockwood & Co. on Netflix. It already got canceled, which is tragic, but the season that exists is an incredible adaptation of the first two books in the series, and the book series as a whole is fantastic. Rick Riordan is quoted on all the covers of my copies, talking about how great he thinks they are.