#how to learn php

[technicalmanoj]

 "Unlock Your Potential with the Best PHP Training Institute in Noida: Best PHP Course and Certification with Placement Assistance"

Introduction

In the bustling tech landscape of Noida, there's a rising demand for skilled PHP developers. PHP, short for Hypertext Preprocessor, is a dynamic scripting language that powers a significant portion of the web. If you aspire to become a proficient PHP developer and are seeking the best PHP training in Noida with the added advantage of certification and placement, you're in the right place. In this article, we'll explore the leading PHP training institute in Noida, which offers not only the best PHP course but also recognized PHP certification and placement support.

PHP Training in Noida: Why It Matters

Noida, nestled in the National Capital Region (NCR), is an IT hub with a wealth of opportunities for web developers. As businesses continue to expand their online presence, they rely heavily on PHP to create dynamic web applications. A sound PHP education, backed by a reputed training institute, can be the launchpad for your career. Here's why choosing the right institute is crucial:

1.   Quality Education:   The right PHP training institute ensures that you receive a quality education. They provide a well-structured curriculum, up-to-date content, and experienced instructors who are proficient in delivering PHP knowledge.

2.   Hands-on Learning:   PHP is best learned through practical application. A leading institute ensures students receive extensive hands-on training through coding exercises, real-world projects, and problem-solving scenarios.

3.   Certification:   A PHP certification from a recognized institute is not only an excellent addition to your resume but also a validation of your skills. It can help you stand out in a competitive job market.

4.   Placement Assistance:   Landing your first PHP developer job can be challenging. However, a reputed institute usually has a dedicated placement cell to connect you with job opportunities at esteemed companies.

5.   Career Networking:   Enrolling in a training institute means you get to build a network of like-minded individuals and industry professionals. This network can be a valuable resource for sharing ideas, troubleshooting issues, and discovering job opportunities.

The Best PHP Training Institute in Noida

Among the numerous options for PHP training in Noida, one institute stands tall as a preferred choice for aspiring web developers: javatpoint. Here's why they earn the title of the best PHP training institute in Noida:

1.   Seasoned Instructors:   javatpoint boasts a team of experienced instructors who are not only passionate about PHP but also have hands-on experience in the field. They bring real-world insights into the classroom, making learning engaging and practical.

2.   Comprehensive Curriculum:   The institute offers a comprehensive PHP curriculum, encompassing fundamental and advanced topics. This ensures that students receive a well-rounded PHP education.

3.   Practical Approach:   At javatpoint, the emphasis is on practical learning. Students actively engage in real-world projects, such as web development, e-commerce websites, and content management systems, which provide a deep understanding of how PHP is used in the industry.

4.   Certification:   javatpoint offers the best PHP certification in Noida. Their certification is widely recognized in the industry and can open doors to a wide range of job opportunities.

5.   Placement Support:   One of the standout features of javatpoint is its robust placement assistance program. They have a dedicated placement cell that actively connects students with leading companies in Noida and the NCR, greatly increasing the chances of securing a job soon after completing the course. Conclusion

Selecting the right PHP training institute in Noida is a critical decision for a successful web development career. Among the options available, javatpoint shines as the top choice. With experienced instructors, a practical approach to learning, and a well-recognized PHP certification, it equips students with the skills and credentials required to secure rewarding positions in the competitive IT industry.

If you're committed to mastering PHP and embarking on a flourishing web development career, consider enrolling in javatpoint. It's the pathway to realizing your potential and achieving success in the world of web development in Noida. Don't miss the opportunity to shape your future today.

[coffeeworldsasaki]

Only a week of WordPress and I'm already remembering why I stopped the first time, this shit is literally soul sucking I fucking hate it

[arbtbeads]

Organizing stuff this week and making penguins to manifest cooler weather.

[qasian-tech-support]

The loss of forums is also part of why you have to add "reddit" to the end of search queries on Google to find any human answers to your questions, instead of article and article of AI generated slop. Go and create your own forums for shit, and fight back against Discord

[thunderlina]

In the wake of the TikTok ban and revival as a mouthpiece for fascist propaganda, as well as the downfall of Twitter and Facebook/Facebook-owned platforms to the same evils, I think now is a better time than ever to say LEARN HTML!!! FREE YOURSELVES FROM THE SHACKLES OF MAJOR SOCIAL MEDIA PLATFORMS AND EMBRACE THE INDIE WEB!!!

You can host a website on Neocities for free as long as it's under 1GB (which is a LOT more than it sounds like let me tell you) but if that's not enough you can get 50GB of space (and a variety of other perks) for only $5 a month.

And if you can't/don't want to pay for the extra space, sites like File Garden and Catbox let you host files for free that you can easily link into NeoCities pages (I do this to host videos on mine!) (It also lets you share files NeoCities wouldn't let you upload for free anyways, this is how I upload the .zip files for my 3DS themes on my site.)

Don't know how to write HTML/CSS? No problem. W3schools is an invaluable resource with free lessons on HTML, CSS, JavaScript, PHP, and a whole slew of other programming languages, both for web development and otherwise.

Want a more traditional social media experience? SpaceHey is a platform that mimics the experience of 2000s MySpace

Struggling to find independent web pages that cater to your interests via major search engines? I've got you covered. Marginalia and Wiby are search engines that specifically prioritize non-commercial content. Marginalia also has filters that let you search for more specific categories of website, like wikis, blogs, academia, forums, and vintage sites.

Maybe you wanna log off the modern internet landscape altogether and step back into the pre-social media web altogether, well, Protoweb lets you do just that. It's a proxy service for older browsers (or really just any browser that supports HTTP, but that's mostly old browsers now anyways) that lets you visit restored snapshots of vintage websites.

Protoweb has a lot of Geocities content archived, but if you're interested in that you can find even more old Geocities sites over on the Geocities Gallery

And really this is just general tip-of-the-iceberg stuff. If you dig a little deeper you can find loads more interesting stuff out there. The internet doesn't have to be a miserable place full of nothing but doomposting and targeted ads. The first step to making it less miserable is for YOU, yes YOU, to quit spending all your time on it looking at the handful of miserable websites big tech wants you to spend all your time on.

[phptrainingtipsandticks]

How do I start learning PHP?

Starting to learn PHP can be an exciting journey, especially if you're interested in web development and programming. Here's a step-by-step guide to help you get started with learning PHP:

Understand the Basics

Before diving into PHP, make sure you have a basic understanding of HTML, as PHP is often embedded within HTML code to create dynamic web content.

Set Up Your Development Environment

Install a local development environment on your computer. You can use tools like XAMPP, WAMP, or MAMP, which include PHP, Apache (web server), MySQL (database), and other necessary components.

Alternatively, you can use online platforms that provide web-based development environments.

Learn PHP Fundamentals

Start by learning the foundational concepts of PHP:

Variables and data types

Operators

Control structures (if-else statements, loops)

Functions and user-defined functions

Arrays and associative arrays

Basic file handling

Online Tutorials and Courses

Utilize online tutorials and courses to learn PHP step by step. Some recommended resources include:

Codecademy's PHP course

PHP.net's official documentation and tutorials

W3Schools' PHP tutorial

Udemy and Coursera courses on PHP

Practice Coding

Programming is best learned through practice. Create small projects, code exercises, and mini-projects to apply what you've learned. Start with simple tasks and gradually move on to more complex challenges.

[defmaybe]

Lessons in PHP

12 Days of Christmas: Day 4, December 28th, 2024

Girl’s Generation/SNSD’s Kim Taeyeon x Male Reader

2k words

Christmas Masterlist

The clicking sounds of keyboards ring through the room. Students are doing their in-class assignments, while you’re struggling to solve the first problem on the sheet. How the fuck can your friends do this?

Fuck, this is hard. Your code repairs seem fruitless against the errors, so you raise your hand, hoping that one of the TAs will help you.

You look around, seeking for help, until you meet one of your TAs’ eyes.

Kim Taeyeon.

Fuck.

No, you’re not scared or intimidated by her, you’re just always perplexed by her otherworldly features. There are her sharp eyes, her perfectly sculpted nose, and that jawline that makes you almost drool. Every time she helps you with your code, you’re just unable to focus on the material because of the intoxicating perfume she wears. It’s as if she knows that it’s your weak point.

Taeyeon walks towards you with purpose, every step is confident. Her short skirt and tie sways with the movement. She looks straight at you, expressionless, until she reaches your desk.

“So.” Taeyeon starts the troubleshooting session. “What do we have here?”

“I–I can’t add the new values into the table, M–Miss Kim.”

She nods. “Okay, can you show it for me?”

You let the code work on itself, before typing your information into the boxes, press submit, and–

“Voila,” you mutter quietly. It doesn’t work. She seems to be amused by your attempt at cracking a joke.

“Alright, I’ll see what I can do.”

Despite her efforts, her attempts are also proven fruitless. The code just doesn’t seem to work how hard she tries, and you can feel that it’s starting to get on her nerves.

“I can just ask an AI for this, Miss Kim.”

She shoots you a surprised look. “AI? Yah! You won’t learn that way! Just–meet me after the class, alright? I’ll help you.”

“O–Okay, Miss Kim.” You’ll be late for lunch again.

—

The students are starting to leave the seats one by one, having finished their in-class assignment early. Then, there’s you, trying to fix your damn code, trying to learn. Still, it just won’t budge.

“Fuck.”

Finally, the bell rings. You pick up your laptop and walk towards Taeyeon, hoping to find some relief in her. She nods at you. 

“I’ll be there,” she says. She’s still helping Haewon with her code.

—

Taeyeon starts her debugging session. It’s particularly hard on PHP, because it won’t tell you where the mistake is. Fucking PHP.

As time goes by, you’re surprised that Taeyeon doesn’t seem to become stressed with the failed attempts. Hell, she even seems to be happier and happier, humming as she debugs the code! What is going on?

“You know, I think this is a delightful session–” she moves closer towards you. Her right arm touches yours, hands still on your keyboard “–we’re having.”

Her perfume fills your nostrils. It pervades your space violently. You’re starting to get hypnotized by it. Fuck, she smells good.

She moves in a little closer. Her hips press into yours. You can feel her body heat against your side. She types in a few letters. You hope it can finally make your code run. She reloads the page, dragging her fingers along your keyboard lazily before submitting the credentials.

“Whoops, seems like it doesn’t work~” says Taeyeon. There’s something in her voice, but back to your laptop first. Why won’t it work, and why does she sound so–

“Looks like we’re missing a few more things here.” She scoots her chair closer to you. It’s so uncomfortable, yet you don’t want to move away from her.

You’re revelling in this.

You watch as she types more letters into your screen—enter, shift, echo. She does it so elegantly, contradicting what every computer job is supposed to be.

She reloads the page again, typing in the information languidly. It’s as if she doesn’t want this to end.

It still doesn’t show up.

She shrugs, sighing at the disappointment on your screen. “Guess I’ll try again,” she says with a small smile.

You are starting to get restless. Her perfume is still invading your nostrils like crazy. You want to go to lunch so fucking bad, but you also don’t want to leave this smell of sensuality circling around her.

“Miss Kim, I–It’s fine, I’ll just–”

“No,” she commands, her voice stern. You jump slightly as she says that. “I won’t let my student go out of this room learning nothing.”

She presses into you even more. It’s starting to hurt now, yet you don’t have any intent to walk away from her, not when she smells so fucking good like this.

You hear a soft giggle from her. Is she enjoying the way she’s getting this close to you like this?

You scoot away from her a little, giving you and her some much-needed space. You can hear her sigh. Is it out of disappointment?

“Are you okay, M–Miss Kim?” you just have to ask. Can’t let your TA be uncomfortable after all.

She giggles. “Oh, I’m fine~ and please drop that name, mister,” she says with sultry. Her fingers draw an invisible line over your arm, hovering over it. Still, it makes you shiver.

“I like something more–” her hands are hovering on your shoulder now, and she’s pulling you in closer and closer, as if you’re magnetized “–intimate.”

Your breathing becomes shaky. Your hands tremble. Her scent becomes stronger and stronger as seconds go by. You’re lost in her.

“Wh–What’s more i–intimate, Miss Kim.”

She giggles, leaning in closer. Her breath touches your ear softly, and she whispers, “Call me mommy.”

You swallow hard. Being dominated by your TA isn’t exactly what you’ve been expecting today.

Her hands start to grope your pliant body. You respond to her touch strongly, sucking a sudden. She drags her hands down the front and back simultaneously, fully capturing you in her cage.

“Look at you, so–willing,” she says, letting out a giggle after. She reaches for your belt now, and she slowly unbuckles it adeptly. It comes off so easily, leaving you bare, unguarded. She then unbuttons your trousers. The edge of your boxers comes into view.

“Mommy will take your pants off, alright?” asks Taeyeon. You can only gulp and nod.

She pulls your zipper down gently, slowly revealing the tent under your boxers. Her eyes gleam, letting out a giggle.

“Ooh~ so excited for mommy, huh?”

You say nothing but a whimper. Your body quivers in unbridled anxiety, apprehensive of disappointing her. The tension is high. Taeyeon starts to grope your erection through the boxers, making your body quiver in pleasure.

She then climbs onto your lap, and your breath hitches. Your crotch makes contact with the wet spot on her panties. You can feel it. She’s wet.

She smiles and starts to grind her wetness on your crotch. She lets out a hum, clearly satisfied with her student’s reaction. You’re desperate for the friction she’s giving you. Your breathing quickens. You’re struggling to contain a moan any longer. It’s sickly sweet.

Taeyeon rests her arms on your shoulders, pulling you closer into her embrace. You’re completely captured by her—her face, her smell, all of her, and you’re revelling in the way she’s doing it.

“Y–You smell so good, mommy,” you utter, enraptured within her pungent aroma. Your mouth opens slightly, hoping to lean in for a kiss.

She chuckles. “That’s J’adore for you, baby.”

Taeyeon then parts her lips, just slightly. She leans in until her hot breath touches yours. It mingles in the air between you two, thickening with desire.

At the first touch of your lips, you feel shockwaves coursing through you. Her tongue touches yours, and you get to feel the soft flesh inside her mouth. You get a hint of strawberries remaining on her lips. Maybe she was in a rush this morning.

As you clash into each other, her tongue starts to invade your mouth recklessly, as if she’s trying to take as much of you as possible. She lets out one sweet hum after another. Her hands are still gripping onto the back of your neck. Wet sounds of the kiss ring through your ear. The sensation on your crotch remains. She’s grinding against you adeptly. She’s good at this.

The kiss deepens. Her taste of strawberries becomes too intense for you to handle, but she won’t let you go. Her hands start to glide down your willing body again, feeling your soft skin and muscles. You let out moans and moans in response.

“M–Mommy,” you rasp, muffled into the kiss. Her grinds quicken, stealing breaths out of your lungs. You are overwhelmed by the sensation of her clothed sex on you.

Her thighs tense up, her breathing quickens. She’s going to cum from grinding on your cock, fully clothed.

She unlatches herself from the kiss, leaving a string of saliva connecting you together. “Now, fuck, mommy’s going to cum, alright? Mmmm.” She bites her lip after she finishes her words, sucking in the air through her teeth. Fuck, that looks so hot.

“Y–Yes, mommy,” you reply. Your high is also coming. “I–I’m gonna cum too.”

Taeyeon giggles before grinding on your cock even faster, drawing stuttered moans out of you. Your loins tighten. You’re going to cum inside your pants!

Good thing you wear rather dark-colored pants today.

Her breathing becomes shorter and shorter. Her grip on your neck tightens. Her moans grow louder and louder. She’s cumming, and you’re all here to see it happen.

“Gonna cum, gonna cum, gonna cum, ahh!”

Her body spasms on top of you. Her eyes flutter. Her mouth hangs open. She screams, loud. She just came from grinding on your lap alone, and that couldn’t make you happier. She lets out a groan as her orgasm subsides, threading her fingers through your hair.

“Good boy,” she says with a smile, pressing her red, pouty lips on your forehead. That’s going to leave a mark.

The all-too-familiar feeling builds up inside your stomach. It seeps through your lower body muscles. Your feet twitch. Your thighs stiffen. It’s there. It’s there.

“M-Mommy, I’m gonna cum,” you utter. 

She smiles back at you, planting another kiss on your cheek. You’ll have to wash your face before going to lunch.

“Cum for me, baby.”

You grunt loudly. Maybe someone could’ve heard that. Your body writhes in bliss. You can feel your cock twitching inside your pants. Cum leaks out from the tip and paints the insides of your pants white. Some of it seeps out through your pants. It feels so good.

A giggle leaves Taeyeon’s lips. She’s loving the way her student breaks under her like this. “Good boy, good boy.” She runs her fingers through your hair lovingly, making you whimper a little.

Your orgasm finally fades. You pant in exhaustion after the sensual act. Your hands are still shaking. You just cum from dry humping with your TA!

“You okay?” she asks. You’re probably looking disheveled right now, all panting, chest heaving. “You look–scattered.”

“Y–Yeah, mom–uh–Miss Kim,” you stammer out. Your mind is in haywire right now. Should you still call her mommy?”

Taeyeon chuckles at your apprehension. She seems satisfied with her student being a mess like this.

“Oh, and about the code,” she suddenly says, snapping you back into reality. “We might have to make an arrangement at a later date.”

You blink, trying to connect the pieces back together. You were struggling with PHP, so you asked Miss Kim to help you with that. However, you got a dry humping session instead. The code is still unfinished.

“Y–Yeah, the code,” you respond, giving her a shy smile. “An arrangement, sure.”

“Maybe–this Saturday? I don’t have classes on that day.”

“Sure, Miss Kim.”

She gives you a smile, satisfied with your answer, before climbing off your spent body. “That settles it, then.”

You smile back at her before getting off the chair–

Fuck, you forgot to put your pants back up. Taeyeon giggles softly at your predicament.

“Oh, and–be prepared,” she says.

“Yes, Miss Kim?”

“It’s going to be a long session.”

—

[komaedalovemail]

komaedas have you tried straw.page?

(i hope you don't mind if i make a big ollllle webdev post off this!)

i have never tried straw.page but it looks similar to carrd and other WYSIWYG editors (which is unappealing to me, since i know html/css/js and want full control of the code. and can't hide secrets in code comments.....)

my 2 cents as a web designer is if you're looking to learn web design or host long-term web projects, WYSIWYG editors suck doodooass. you don't learn the basics of coding, someone else does it for you! however, if you're just looking to quickly host images, links to your other social medias, write text entries/blogposts, WYSIWYG can be nice.

toyhouse, tumblr, deviantart, a lot of sites implement WYSIWYG for their post editors as well, but then you can run into issues relying on their main site features for things like the search system, user profiles, comments, etc. but it can be nice to just login to your account and host your information in one place, especially on a platform that's geared towards that specific type of information. (toyhouse is a better example of this, since you have a lot of control of how your profile/character pages look, even without a premium account) carrd can be nice if you just want to say "here's where to find me on other sites," for example. but sometimes you want a full website!

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neocities hosting

currently, i host my website on neocities, but i would say the web2.0sphere has sucked some doodooass right now and i'm fiending for something better than it. it's a static web host, e.g. you can upload text, image, audio, and client-side (mostly javascript and css) files, and html pages. for the past few years, neocities' servers have gotten slower and slower and had total blackouts with no notices about why it's happening... and i'm realizing they host a lot of crypto sites that have crypto miners that eat up a ton of server resources. i don't think they're doing anything to limit bot or crypto mining activity and regular users are taking a hit.

↑ page 1 on neocitie's most viewed sites we find this site. this site has a crypto miner on it, just so i'm not making up claims without proof here. there is also a very populated #crypto tag on neocities (has porn in it tho so be warned...).

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dynamic/server-side web hosting

$5/mo for neocities premium seems cheap until you realize... The Beautiful World of Server-side Web Hosting!

client-side AKA static web hosting (neocities, geocities) means you can upload images, audio, video, and other files that do not interact with the server where the website is hosted, like html, css, and javascript. the user reading your webpage does not send any information to the server like a username, password, their favourite colour, etc. - any variables handled by scripts like javascript will be forgotten when the page is reloaded, since there's no way to save it to the web server. server-side AKA dynamic web hosting can utilize any script like php, ruby, python, or perl, and has an SQL database to store variables like the aforementioned that would have previously had nowhere to be stored.

there are many places in 2024 you can host a website for free, including: infinityfree (i use this for my test websites :B has tons of subdomains to choose from) [unlimited sites, 5gb/unlimited storage], googiehost [1 site, 1gb/1mb storage], freehostia [5 sites/1 database, 250mb storage], freehosting [1 site, 10gb/unlimited storage]

if you want more features like extra websites, more storage, a dedicated e-mail, PHP configuration, etc, you can look into paying a lil shmoney for web hosting: there's hostinger (this is my promocode so i get. shmoney. if you. um. 🗿🗿🗿) [$2.40-3.99+/mo, 100 sites/300 databases, 100gb storage, 25k visits/mo], a2hosting [$1.75-12.99+/mo, 1 site/5 databases, 10gb/1gb storage], and cloudways [$10-11+/mo, 25gb/1gb]. i'm seeing people say to stay away from godaddy and hostgator. before you purchase a plan, look up coupons, too! (i usually renew my plan ahead of time when hostinger runs good sales/coupons LOL)

here's a big webhost comparison chart from r/HostingHostel circa jan 2024.

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domain names

most of the free website hosts will give you a subdomain like yoursite.has-a-cool-website-69.org, and usually paid hosts expect you to bring your own domain name. i got my domain on namecheap (enticing registration prices, mid renewal prices), there's also porkbun, cloudflare, namesilo, and amazon route 53. don't use godaddy or squarespace. make sure you double check the promo price vs. the actual renewal price and don't get charged $120/mo when you thought it was $4/mo during a promo, certain TLDs (endings like .com, .org, .cool, etc) cost more and have a base price (.car costs $2,300?!?). look up coupons before you purchase these as well!

namecheap and porkbun offer something called "handshake domains," DO NOT BUY THESE. 🤣🤣🤣 they're usually cheaper and offer more appealing, hyper-specific endings like .iloveu, .8888, .catgirl, .dookie, .gethigh, .♥, .❣, and .✟. I WISH WE COULD HAVE THEM but they're literally unusable. in order to access a page using a handshake domain, you need to download a handshake resolver. every time the user connects to the site, they have to provide proof of work. aside from it being incredibly wasteful, you LITERALLY cannot just type in the URL and go to your own website, you need to download a handshake resolver, meaning everyday internet users cannot access your site.

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hosting a static site on a dynamic webhost

you can host a static (html/css/js only) website on a dynamic web server without having to learn PHP and SQL! if you're coming from somewhere like neocities, the only thing you need to do is configure your website's properties. your hosting service will probably have tutorials to follow for this, and possibly already did some steps for you. you need to point the nameserver to your domain, install an SSL certificate, and connect to your site using FTP for future uploads. FTP is a faster, alternative way to upload files to your website instead of your webhost's file upload system; programs like WinSCP or FileZilla can upload using FTP for you.

if you wanna learn PHP and SQL and really get into webdev, i wrote a forum post at Mysidia Adoptables here, tho it's sorted geared at the mysidia script library itself (Mysidia Adoptables is a free virtual pet site script, tiny community. go check it out!)

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file storage & backups

a problem i have run into a lot in my past like, 20 years of internet usage (/OLD) is that a site that is free, has a small community, and maybe sounds too good/cheap to be true, has a higher chance of going under. sometimes this happens to bigger sites like tinypic, photobucket, and imageshack, but for every site like that, there's like a million of baby sites that died with people's files. host your files/websites on a well-known site, or at least back it up and expect it to go under!

i used to host my images on something called "imgjoe" during the tinypic/imageshack era, it lasted about 3 years, and i lost everything hosted on there. more recently, komaedalovemail had its webpages hosted here on tumblr, and tumblr changed its UI so custom pages don't allow javascript, which prevented any new pages from being edited/added. another test site i made a couple years ago on hostinger's site called 000webhost went under/became a part of hostinger's paid-only plans, so i had to look very quickly for a new host or i'd lose my test site.

if you're broke like me, looking into physical file storage can be expensive. anything related to computers has gone through baaaaad inflation due to crypto, which again, I Freaquing Hate, and is killing mother nature. STOP MINING CRYPTO this is gonna be you in 1 year

...um i digress. ANYWAYS, you can archive your websites, which'll save your static assets on The Internet Archive (which could use your lovely donations right now btw), and/or archive.today (also taking donations). having a webhost service with lots of storage and automatic backups can be nice if you're worried about file loss or corruption, or just don't have enough storage on your computer at home!

if you're buying physical storage, be it hard drive, solid state drive, USB stick, whatever... get an actual brand like Western Digital or Seagate and don't fall for those cheap ones on Amazon that claim to have 8,000GB for $40 or you're going to spend 13 days in windows command prompt trying to repair the disk and thenthe power is gong to go out in your shit ass neighvborhood and you have to run it tagain and then Windows 10 tryes to update and itresets the /chkdsk agin while you're awayfrom town nad you're goig to start crytypting and kts just hnot going tot br the same aever agai nikt jus not ggiog to be the saeme

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further webhosting options

there are other Advanced options when it comes to web hosting. for example, you can physically own and run your own webserver, e.g. with a computer or a raspberry pi. r/selfhosted might be a good place if you're looking into that!

if you know or are learning PHP, SQL, and other server-side languages, you can host a webserver on your computer using something like XAMPP (Apache, MariaDB, PHP, & Perl) with minimal storage space (the latest version takes up a little under 1gb on my computer rn). then, you can test your website without needing an internet connection or worrying about finding a hosting plan that can support your project until you've set everything up!

there's also many PHP frameworks which can be useful for beginners and wizards of the web alike. WordPress is one which you're no doubt familiar with for creating blog posts, and Bluehost is a decent hosting service tailored to WordPress specifically. there's full frameworks like Laravel, CakePHP, and Slim, which will usually handle security, user authentication, web routing, and database interactions that you can build off of. Laravel in particular is noob-friendly imo, and is used by a large populace, and it has many tutorials, example sites built with it, and specific app frameworks.

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addendum: storing sensitive data

if you decide to host a server-side website, you'll most likely have a login/out functionality (user authentication), and have to store things like usernames, passwords, and e-mails. PLEASE don't launch your website until you're sure your site security is up to snuff!

when trying to check if your data is hackable... It's time to get into the Mind of a Hacker. OWASP has some good cheat sheets that list some of the bigger security concerns and how to mitigate them as a site owner, and you can look up filtered security issues on the Exploit Database.

this is kind of its own topic if you're coding a PHP website from scratch; most frameworks securely store sensitive data for you already. if you're writing your own PHP framework, refer to php.net's security articles and this guide on writing an .htaccess file.

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but. i be on that phone... :(

ok one thing i see about straw.page that seems nice is that it advertises the ability to make webpages from your phone. WYSIWYG editors in general are more capable of this. i only started looking into this yesterday, but there ARE source code editor apps for mobile devices! if you have a webhosting plan, you can download/upload assets/code from your phone and whatnot and code on the go. i downloaded Runecode for iphone. it might suck ass to keep typing those brackets.... we'll see..... but sometimes you're stuck in the car and you're like damn i wanna code my site GRRRR I WANNA CODE MY SITE!!!

↑ code written in Runecode, then uploaded to Hostinger. Runecode didn't tell me i forgot a semicolon but Hostinger did... i guess you can code from your webhost's file uploader on mobile but i don't trust them since they tend not to autosave or prompt you before closing, and if the wifi dies idk what happens to your code.

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ANYWAYS! HAPPY WEBSITE BUILDING~! HOPE THIS HELPS~!~!~!

-Mod 12 @eeyes

[batlleonafc]

“Our coach reminds us every day, ‘You're one of 144,’” Mühl said. “That's not a lot of spots for the amount of talent and the amount of hardworking women that are in this league and not in this league at this moment. So just reminding myself every morning, when I wake up, that even though I don't get many minutes, it's still a huge blessing to be a part of this program, especially being a part of Seattle Storm.

“Everybody looks at not playing as something so horrible and so bad, but behind the scenes, I'm working my butt off,” Mühl said. “I'm learning so much, watching film all the time, learning from the best players in the world, amazing coaches. I'm not missing anything. I'm just enjoying the process. And this is my journey, and that's how it's supposed to be.”

“Her work ethic has always been there,” Loyd said. “When she came in, we never had to tell her much of, ‘Hey, you gotta do this. You gotta do this.’ She kind of already actually had that instilled in her. That’s who she is. … She works her ass off. She's one of the hardest workers on this team, and people may not see it, and obviously they want her to be on the court, but all the stuff that she's doing now is to preparing her to come back next season and be great.”

Mühl said it’s been fun swapping UConn stories with fellow former Husky Gabby Williams, who joined the Storm after the Olympic break.

“I think a lot about the W is just finding your fit and finding out where you can be, and it’s about patience,” Williams said. “I think she's gonna learn a lot from this year, and then she's gonna go overseas. I think she's gonna have a great season, and then come back even better.”

https://www.ctinsider.com/sports/uconn-womens-basketball/article/nika-muhl-wnba-seattle-storm-19727886.php

[kommandonuovidiavoli]

How would Penny fit into the Mourning AU by Artsygirl0315?

would she be told stories about Evan & Mella? And by who?

I don't really feel comfortable answering this, sorry.

Mostly because we don't know the teen dynamics of the Mourning AU, and I don't want to make assumptions for an AU that is not mine.

Because I could say "they're regarded as a myth like Sector Z and Penny will go on a mission to find out if Sector PHP actually existed" but @artsygirl0315 might come out like "Actually everyone is very aware of them and they're celebrated to this day and Sector PHP is still active with new members".

So, until we learn at least some sort of "end" and future plans, I don't feel like interjecting too much into this story because it's not mine, and Penny is not the main protagonist.

I can't take someone else's au and go "ALRIGHT MY OC IS NOW THE MAIN SPOTLIGHT EVERYONE MOVE OVER I WILL DECIDE HOW TO MOVE THE STORY NOW AHAH!"

I actually talked to her to make those lil Future Irwin and Phoebe pics, and those two are not canon until she says so.

So, for now, Penny does not exist in that AU.

[bf-rally]

felt like i was going crazy yesterday trying to set up a login system for this website 😭 it was like i was back in college again!

[artsygirl0315]

*rolls in with this, late as usual, and from main, since this won't let me do sideblogs, aaaaaaaa. Apologies in advance for these goobers 😂. There's a lot of talking, but only really a few question. Answer however you want; I didn't exactly specify who for which one*

[TRANSMISSION INCOMING FROM: SECTOR ANTAG]

"...Is this working? Oo, neat, it is! Hiya Sector PHP!" -Kitty/Numbuh M-30-W

"Indeed, hello. We come seeking some...answers, of sorts. Between sectors, of course: How are you faring with combat against your enemies? How do you do it? Strategizing carefully or rolling in, G.U.M.Z.O.O.K.A.s blazing?" -Beckham/Numbuh 90 Mins

"I honestly prefer the 'rolling in, G.U.M.Z.O.O.K.A.s blazin', but oooooh no, we can't do that all the time, apparently." -Ramsay/Numbuh 350F'

"In the same vein, d'you want any intel on our...ah, let's say close associations? I, rather we, know where a certain set of villains is supposed to hit in the next 3 days. >:)" -Minerva/Numbuh 75001

"Have you guys had any supernatural encounters at all? Cuz I can help with that! ...Or, y'know, at least with vampires, nerd zombies, and weredogs...those're most of what I see." -Val/Numbuh 6-5000

"Ooo! Anyone in your sector bilingual? Cuz I speak Spanish, Min speaks some French, aaaand Val speaks some Romanian...aaand Kitty is learning Spanish from me!" -Buzz/Numbuh Z-00-M

*wrangles computer away from everyone* "Oof, that was a lot; sorry about that...explosion of questions. I think I'm set with questions for now, but do know that if you ever need some intel on that "certain set of villains" that 75001 has mentioned, let us know. ^^" -Candy/Numbuh SW-33-T

(Sorry this was a bit late, Got caught up on sum thingsss-)

"Howdy doodie!! Well aren't you all just a cute energetic bunch? So many questions and still unanswered?! That won't do! Allow us to answer the first question with this,"

"It goes on depending on the situation, You wouldn't believe it but Tyler's not exactly the calm low-energy guy you think he is!"

"Whatever you say, dork. Anyways, As for the intels on villains, we'd certainly appreciate whatever you may have on any villain you wish to inform us about. We'd rather be ready and get the new weapons on stand-by."

"Oh, we have plenty of supernatural encounters here around our treehouse. Although, I would doubt they're anything you've seen."

"Mostly there are just some passing Duwendes or Multos in our area. We've also encountered a Diwata and a Sirena occasionally yet the real spooky creatures are the Manananggal and Mangkukulam. But don't worry, We've already got them taken cared of!"

"As for languages, some of us are quite open to learning plenty of them whenever we have the time. It's usually Tyler, Evan and Phoebe who only know Tagalog and English. Mella and I, however, learned lots together and even practice on each other."

"Whoo, that was a rush. But thanks for dropping by for your questions! We're glad to interact more with you guys and learning lots about you, We sure did have fun! If you're still open to share intel, be sure to let us know!"

[clownshifting]

About the Eros Vampyre.

(Revamped for visibility.)

An Eros vampyre refers to a being of any form that feeds upon intimate love or lust. Eros vampyre has also been used interchangeably with “Pranic/Tantric vampyre."

Eros, as a concept related but separate to the god of love and sex, represents one of the four Greek Loves. It is passionate and sensual love, oftentimes resulting from sensual desire or activity. Eros is known as a life force similar to blood or the psyche, eros itself is a physical emotion expressed through psychosomatic means. Eros may make you lovesick or experience a state of overwhelming joy for love. Eros is the desire for wholeness and to be completed by another equal amount of eros from a source, whether that is yourself or another being (similar to sang vampyres feeding upon themselves).

I am of the belief that instead of being interchangeable with eros, that these concepts exist underneath the term eros vampyre as ranges of intensity of said love, with tantric being more emotional and spiritual way of feeding.

Tantra is an ancient Buddhist and Hindu practice that relates to weaving and creating woven spirits with either your own healing or aligned with others. It teaches the importance of celebrating the body and heightening sexuality and intimacy. Tantra and its practices, whether that look like yoga or meditation, have the ultimate goal of “playing” with the physical body's prana and “shaping it”. Tantra and tantric experiences don't require intimacy, it simply explores sexuality.

I also see the terms incubus, succubus, siren, and satyr in relation with eros vampyrism. These terms can be used as titles or as specific groupings for how an erosiyan feeds.

Traits I am a firm believer that traits between vampyres differ, either by age or by congenital changes.

The basic things apply to the vocal majority of vampyres:

“Auras” or output of energy that is like tendrils, moving mist, darker colors.

An “enhanced point” in the body that is used for feeding or collection (whether that be fangs, magick, craft, etc.)

Sense of weak to strong withdrawal

Below average life force that may or may not be detrimental and needs to be replenished

When specific to erosiyans:

Auras tend to glow from the darkness in the eyes of potential donors, lovers, or partners. A sparkling aura in the eyes of a donor may not be sparkling in the eyes of someone else.

The enhanced point are the eyes instead of fangs, as erosiyans don't have prominent fangs for, which is common in stories of love.

Eyes are said to be windows to the soul as well as being able to elicit erotic desire. “Getting lost in one's eyes,” can be applied to erosiyans with black or very dark eyes that share resemble to outer space or a black hole.

Eros originates from the eyes, and they glow or radiate when feeding.

Feeding Since erosiyans rely on their eyes, eros vampyres have the ability to feed exclusively with their eyes and the emotion given by the eyes. This may lean more into pranic eros with the spirit weaving. Physical intimacy can still be a part of it but it always comes after being fed or feeding, and will use the energy gained from "the tease" in order to participate.

Personally, I have fed both ways and can fit in the middle of the spectrum. In my experience, I have fed easily by pranic eros and with my eyes only. I go into constant limerence when I get hungry, and cannot let it go until I fed. I know my body and have responded accordingly for some time now - not only have I learned from experimenting but I have understood further what I would wish to see from others.

Eros is a life force that is stored within sensual and intimate acts of love. Eros vampyres feed upon eros, so it would need to be from that kind of love.

This concept may be similar to mirous attraction.

..... https://www.vampirefragments.com/damien_articles_2016-04-06.php

https://www.vampirefragments.com/amador_articles_2016-04-15.php

https://erosvampire.blogspot.com/2012/11/introduction.html?m=1

https://www.tapatalk.com/groups/smokeandmirrors34981/the-eros-sexual-vampire-t2741-s10.html

https://thevampyrecoven.com/vampyrism-in-its-many-different-forms/

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eros_(concept)

https://lgbtqia.wiki/wiki/Mirous_Attraction

[aurasisle]

how did you make your own website with tags and art? or rather, how did you learn to make it?

I coded it myself! I took web development in school, then kind of sat down and taught myself PHP and MySQL a few years ago. Video lessons were actually really useful for understanding a lot of that.

[izicodes]

Monday 4th March 2024 - [ Week 1 Day 2 ]

Finally figured out how to get the server working. Had to install some VSCode and Chrome extensions to make sure each refresh works!

Still haven't figured out how to get VSCode to run my PHP code just in the console. So, I'll just use those online PHP sandbox/compiler to work on that side of PHP!

Didn't learn too much on PHP programming itself today but at least I got the PHP to work locally!

💌 Day 2: What are your three goals with learning PHP?

Build a simple website using PHP

Build a simple console app with PHP

Still have an interest learning PHP after the challenge!

[ The challenge ]

[tap-tap-tap-im-in]

This blog whole heartedly endorses writing your own shit, open sourcing it as your own years before using it in a work context, and then safely saving yourself the trouble of writing it again at work.

You get a lot of things from that:

1. You're protecting your ability to build off your own work, regardless of who is paying you.

2. You're learning how to use your work in a business context. And while they may be able to claim the derivative works, they can't claim the experience of making them, or your reimplementing them back into the open source (with learned experience they paid for (without looking at the derivative code))

3. You protect your portfolio. This is probably the most important: here's this thing I made, here are the business critical things it runs or supports.

Me, I made a silly curl wrapper to send and receive json from the RuneScape auction house API, now it's running in two ERP/E-commerce integrations about to be deployed company wide as our standard for API integrations. It's also running at least one Instagram integration for a ski resort and some event ticketing thing for a local theater. It's also been used for proof of concept demonstrations of security vulnerabilities.

Clients love it when you show them the picture of a kitten that has a PHP shell in it and then proceed to read them their email through the kitten shell. By love I mean no one actually liked that and I deployed the fix server wide anyway because we were hemorrhaging money on preventable security breaches.