#but my point still stands

[dailybiscuitbites]

Theory I thought of last night and made (but didn’t post

[owchie-wowchie]

Every spider person is nerodivergent, bi, and trans. I don't make the rules.

[secret-smut-sideblog]

Tav, unprompted: you just know Halsin's eating pussy off the bone

Astarion: what does that mean

Astarion: no, you come back here what does that mean

[thepinklink]

I think you all remember Legend’s original character traits:

And I’d like to bring attention to “very mature for his age; however still young at heart.”

And I want to know exactly how old Legend is. He’s one of the older teens—so we can safely assume anywhere from 16-19. That being said, I’d like to assume he’s on the younger side of the scale, perhaps 17. At 19, with as many years of adventuring under his belt, his maturity/age ratio isn’t really surprising (unless I’m also mature for my age and don’t know what to expect from people who grew up normally) enough to make note of. To top that off, “still young at heart.” He’s ultimately still a kid. And we see that in this new update:

All the adults—Time, Warriors, Sky, and Twilight are unamused. Even Wild is smiling, but not laughing, Four also quite simply does not find anything funny.

This is interesting to note because according to Time’s character sheet, he has a young sense of humor, but he’s mature enough that it doesn’t show in this scene aside from the “I don’t recommend attempting to keep up with the post man, but go on.” It has undertones of humor—but his expression betrays that he is firmly on track with the conversation and will not delay it by laughing. Legend, being as mature as “very mature for his age” would indicate, should not be laughing, either. And yet:

Thus: Time has a young sense of humor because that’s who he is, regardless of age.

Legend has a young sense of humor simply because he’s still that young.

[radsplain]

I’ve always hated hearing men so audaciously utter the phrase “I want kids.” Like even if it’s just said in response to someone asking them the question of “do you want kids?” Something doesn’t sit right about it to me. It’s just so presumptuous. Like what do you mean you want kids? Will you be the one carrying these hypothetical children around for 9 months and be forced to put your body at all types of risks and complications that come from carrying a child and giving birth? Will you be doing the lion’s share of the domestic and emotional labor that it takes to raise a child and fulfill all of their mental, social, emotional, and physical needs? Where do you come off saying things like “I want kids,” as if it’s just a forgone conclusion that some poor woman will ever be willing to have children with you specifically. What makes you so special. You’re literally just some guy. You likely don’t even actually want kids and all of the responsibility that comes with. You just want the social capital of having a ‘legacy’ and a name to pass on. As if your genes are even worthy of preserving. As if you’re that important. “I want kids.” Fuck off.

[emahriel]

i want to examine hideo kojima's brain

[cherry-waves66]

everyone who absolutely fucking VILIFIED and demonized Steven Lim, and reacted to Ryan (and Steven) with such visceral racism don’t deserve to watch their new content btw 🥰🥰🥰

[bri-cheeses]

“how can you not like Snape but like Regulus, Barty, and Evan?”

Because, in my mind, Snape was a bitch (derogatory), and Regulus, Barty, and Evan were bitches (affectionately)

[yonemurishiroku]

Thalia had a heartbreak. Jason had a heartbreak. Nico had a heartbreak. Hazel had a heartbreak (sort of...). Bianca didn't get to have a relationship to have a heartbreak.

What's about Percy, you ask? Well this is the reason why I'm strongly convinced Percy had a crush on Luke and the betrayal was what hurt the most. If Nico can antagonize himself that bad for a mere hero crush based solely on first impression then Percy can totally get attached to the nice mentor who taught him how to survive, how to live as something he didn't want to be, to the level of separating would chip his heart.

and also because I refuse to let a child of the Big Three leave unscathed from love traumas today. This world never fights fair and i'm fixing it.

[r0sy-maple-m0th]

(repost; smth went wrong the first time 🗿)

I wasn't gonna say anything at first but it has been literal WEEKS of him haunting me

to put it simply i looked at @ohposhers page a grand total of once on my mobile google, and now their pfp is stuck as the website icon on all my tabs lmao

john dory won't leave me alone 😭😭 I think I'm the chosen one or something this feels like a prophecy waiting to be fufilled

^if it wasn't obvious the example search was just spam letters I have no idea what that site is

[cherryvalances]

I understand Angela Shepard because I too fall for “good men” who don’t care if I live or die

[loonylooly]

watching Feysands talk about "I'll never forgive Tamlin for killing Rhys's mom and sister and hanging their wings!"... did we read the same books?? Tamlin's father and older brothers (personally I believe coerced but let's not get too opinionated) got Tamlin to tell them where they'd be, killed them, and THEY hung up the wings. And also everyone seems to conveniently forget that Rhys and his dad then massacred the entire spring court high family (is that what they're called?) INCLUDING Tamlin's completely innocent mother. If we're gonna pin Rhys's mother and sister's deaths on Tamlin (who did not do it), lets pin Tamlin's mother's death on Rhys and his dad

[agentplutonium]

i’m physically going insane thinking about Milo/Sweetheart right now. Cause like. Do you know what I want to see? That passion that the two of them share but softer, y’know? These guys spent six years together and they still have the same spark for each other that they had when they first met. I get that these guys are known as the sluts (affectionate) basically, but like. I don’t know if I’m able to say it any other way than softer.

I want. Domestic them. Not saying they’re not already domestic, but I want to see soft domestic them. I want to see them not be able to get their hands off of each other, but it’s just them holding each other. It’s just them brushing a hand along an arm or a back as they pass by each other while doing chores. It’s them tangled together, a season and a half deep into a drama show that they said they’d “just watch one or two episodes of.” I want to see hands held, arms linked, an arm around the other while they’re out in public. I want to see them kiss any part of the others body they can reach at any time. I want to see quick pecks of kisses while passing. I want to see slow, burning kisses, because one heart was to full to take it anymore. A kiss full of admiration, and attraction, and love that it makes anyone who hears about it sick.

I want flushed skin at the random touches. Heart speeding up just a tad when they’re close. Lingering touches. Lingering gazes. Watching each other in full fascination when the other isn’t looking. Pupils dilating when they catch sight of the other, no mater the circumstances. I want to see soothing hands against aching muscles, rubbing anywhere they can, melting the stress from the others body.

This goes both ways too. Cause, yeah, Milo is great, and he’s so good to Sweetheart, but Sweetheart is a dotter to. They know when Milo needs help relaxing, and half the time they benefit from the rest as well.

I’m going to write a fic one day that embodies exactly what I’m talking about and then I’m gonna retire from the redacted fandom me thinks (/j). God i need this fic so bad and I want to write it so bad. one day, mark my fucking words cause i cannot get enough of this

[shorlinesorrows]

Rereading aftg and being reminded that Neil and Andrew’s relationship has such QPR vibes to me for some reason

it’s something about building from the ground up with no set assumptions or expectations. choosing to exist together romantically and sexually but also as a Something Else that is just as important to them

something about the way that their relationship doesn’t fit into “conventional” boxes and never will, and how unapologetic they are about it

how they’ve probably spent hours sitting together in silence. Not touching or talking, just breathing and existing next to each other

how they express their care for each other through actions, rather than words

how they don’t say “I love you” to each other, because love has always been turned against them as a weapon and this is safe, their relationship is not something that chains them to places where they’re hurt. How they care about each other so fiercely and choose to stand together even though they’re capable of standing alone.

Idk their relationship is very special to me and I know it’s romantic but it has Very QPR vibes to Me Specifically and that is v special for my little aroace spec heart okay

[randombook4idk]

the fact that a instagram account for a fictional character is more thoughtful at not showing the fictional child's identity to the whole internet, while at the same time still posting wholesome family stuff, unlike most of the family youtube channels combined, is truly something i didn't expect to see in my 2023 bingo card

[bothersomedirtchild]

Fellas with a newfound appreciation for life and the kid that saved them ♥️