#hunicast quotes

[keithbutgay]

Jax and Zooble but it's things Michael and Ashley have said

Going to keep saying these until they're animated. Here we go

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Jax: *singing* 'Tis the season to be horny, fa la la la la la la la la

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Zooble: Speaking of furries, Jax is-

Jax: *off in the distance* I'M NOT A FUCKING FURRY, ZOOBLE!

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Jax: *after leaving to get his wallet* I'm back. I have my wallet

Zooble: Why don't you just have it on you?

Jax: ...Cause I wasn't wearing pants.

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Jax: I can play the Rugrats theme! *smashes keyboard*

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Jax: Last night Zooble needed help sleeping, and so I started reading Fifty Shades of Gray as a bedtime story. They immediately started strangling me

[celestial-artisan]

Alastor: What are the disadvantages of eating a clock? Vox: ...Everything. Alastor: It's time-consuming! Vox: Satan I thought you had some depression era and ate a whole pocket watch. Alastor: Alastor: Who said I didn't?

[fanby-fckry]

Alastor: Would you like to hear some dark humor, Angel Dust?

Angel Dust: Sure, I love dark humor.

Alastor: Alright. :)

Alastor: *Turns off the lights*

Alastor: Knock knock. :)

Angel Dust: Turn the damn lights back on.

[ede917]

Vaggie: Oh Charlie.

Charlie: No, my gay heart can't handle this!😳

Vaggie: I'd just really like to take you out for tea some time. Would you mind drinking from my cup? It's a little full. 😘

Charlie: Aaaaahhh! I'm way to gay for this! 😵‍💫

[novelist-becca]

Raine: Is that a mirror in your pocket? Because I can see myself in your pants.

Eda: 😳

[resident-wof-expert]

Winter: We don't argue over dumb things. She does dumb things and I yell at her for it.

Kinkajou: Yeah! Exactly! I'm always doing these stupid things, and he keeps getting on my ass about it! It's not my fault I'm a dumbass!

Winter:

Winter: Okay, well now that just makes me feel bad...

Kinkajou: Good.

Winter:

Winter: I take it back.

[nerdasaurus1200]

Varian: Technically you got the lyrics wrong.

Cassandra: Whatever, I did it!

Varian: You weren’t in rhythm with me on that last verse and you were quieter than me.

Cassandra: Oh, fiddlesticking- I sang in a snowstorm, fiddlesticking whatever. I’m Varian, bleh bleh bleh!!

Varian: Blah blah!

Cassandra: Nyeh!

[gyubby99]

Alastor: What's the best thing to wear to court?

Alastor: A law suit!

[purplezombietumbler]

/Charity Live Stream\

Adrian: Okey, next question 'Can Nino do a backflit'? Nino, where are you going? NO!

Nino: *hops slightly*

Adrian, recovering from a panic attack: I think the whole buliding just shifted on it's axis.

Nino: Yeah if I ACTUALLY did that, I'd probably break my neck or something.

Rose: Commit to the bit! Break your neck live on recording!

Nino, jokeing: Rose, that is a threat! You just threated me!

Rose: YEAH I THREATED YOU! WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO ABOUT IT COWERED!?

Everyone: * Wheezes *

Marinette: Rose just seems small but so threatening. The minute you piss her off she'll murder you.

[squeaker6352]

If Dark Meta Knight was in the Dreamy Gear universe

Dreamy Gear Dark Meta Knight: Oh Daroach~

Dreamy Gear Daroach: Gay Dying Bee noises intensifies WHYYYYY-

[thebunnyremix]

[Going to a bar after a heist.]

Cinder: [abruptly stumbles into Roman, voice slurring] Ahem! I just wanted to tell you that you are a swe- Have I ever told you that you are SWELL human being, Roman! Roman, you are...a FASCINATING creature!

Roman: [a mixture of amused and annoyed] Oh, is this really how you feel? Are you actually opening up to me? [tries to steady her]

Cinder: [swaying as she tries to gesticulate] Is it-? I-! I--! These are thoughts that I have had...um...never. But right now I am having them, and I am embracing them, and I want you to know that THIS is a...this is a thing between us! Yeah, I think...where... [knees cave in] I need to sit down.

Roman: [gently helps her sit on the floor] Are we ever gonna have this kind of talk when you're not drunk, or is this just like a one time-

Cinder: No! Nooo, uh...noooo! [slumps back, now laying down] Nooo. No-ho-ho...

Roman: [now more amused than annoyed] Okay. Okay, uh...what-

Cinder: [abruptly raises finger] PASS THE COURVOISIER!!

[starlitink]

*The newsies are doing some kind of livestream thing*

Jack: Anon asked, "can Davey flirt with Spot?"

Davey: No!

Spot: No. The closest he can come to flirting is leaving me the fuck alone.

Davey: Which I am pleased to do!

[lynpheasmagix]

Timmy: Stormy, that is a threat? You've threatened me.

Stormy: YEAH, IVE THREATENED YOU. WHAT'RE YOU GONNA DO ABOUT IT, COWARD?

[duchessofdont]

Aramina: Last night, Corinne needed help sleeping and so Ii started ready 50 shades as a bedtime story

[chaifootsteps]

You know... Thank You and Goodnight really forced me to realize that the Hazbin I fell in love with and was so excited for died when the pilot cast we're dropped. They cared so much about the characters and the show, and they gave it life, only to be dumped without a second glance as soon as Viv could afford her popular Broadway cast.

The show we got isn't Hazbin.

It's not show that I rewatched the pilot for over and over till I could quote every Angel Dust line. It's not the show that had me singing Inside of Every Demon is a Rainbow to the best of my abilities while I went on a walk. Its not the show that made me stay up late watching Hunicast, just to hear the characters I adored say funny things and talk about the show and the story. All it is, is the show that made me realize the person I looked up to throughout middle school and high school is an aweful person who doesn't give a shit about anyone but herself and her reputation.

The show we loved is dead. And it's never coming back.

I know exactly how you feel. That show's gone, gone so that Vivzie could have her rich girl Broadway cast, and because she didn't like Ashley. That's why we're not watching them on Amazon Prime right now, cheering them on for how far they made it.

Because Viv did this to them.

The cost of experiencing something as special as the Hazbin pilot, of loving it, is having to live with what happened to it.

[novelist-becca]

Amity: I’ve never been to Disney.

Vee: Ever? World or Land?

Amity: No, never.

Vee: …Luz, you’re the worst girlfriend, you’ve never taken her?

Luz: Wha— HEY!

Vee: Wait, don’t we LIVE close to it?

Luz: IT’S SHUT DOWN!