#i didn’t mind but when I find out I was like 😮

[velmashaircut]

I went to an escape room today with my friends, the theme was Creepy Carnival and it was SO SCARY OH MY GOD.

The room was dark, we had a small flashlight and there was creepy music playing the whole time. Occasionally we’d hear weird noises like creaking doors or a clown laughing and we’d shit ourselves and huddle together and scream. After we solved a stage we’d be too scared to open the door to the next room cause we were so sure someone was going to jump out to scare us.

In one room we were trying to solve a puzzle and one of the doors suddenly slammed open and a man in a clown mask just came out to scare us I screamed so loudly like I don’t ever scream at all but I was shrieking so much my throat hurt after.

Even tho it was scary af i had so much fun and want to go again

[teddynivvy]

schlatt and server reader is literally plaguing my mind. need him coming in to sit in my section, tipping so well and then eventually getting all the coworkers to be like “who is bro??? and why he always tip you so good 😭😭” n then you’re like “oh thats literally my bf” and everyone’s like 😮

ORRRR

he’s like a regular with ted n charlie but if he’s like at the bar he’d be a couple drinks in and is like “is toots working today?? haven’t seen em in a while” and then you get sent out n you’re like “you been askin about me?” and he’s all smiles n “haven’t seen you in a while, just wanted to see my favorite server” n ted n charlie are like “yeah bro always talks about you” and boom love story

or hell yall work together and love to smooch in the back n he always runs your food out for you but everyone thinks it’s rlly cute, like you’re putting food in the system n he’s behind u rubbing your back being like “you forgot they wanted no gravy on the mashed potatoes”

but idk i didn’t rlly put too much thought into it…

wait bc why is server!schlatt kinda….. doing it for me…. also i hope u don’t mind i kinda mushed everything together LOL, let me know if u want more of this!!

server!schlatt who for some reason always gets insane tips even tho he’s kinda an asshole to all the customers

immediately started flirting with u when he got hired… esp if you were training him LMAO

jumps in if ur tables are making u uncomfortable or flirting with u - and sometimes outright takes them over if they’re being assholes and is like “what you don’t wanna flirt with me? aren’t i pretty too?”

first kiss is def in the walk-in when he corners u and asks u point blank if u have a crush on him, and all u can do is kiss him bc he’s so close and has a hand beside ur head on the bin of lemons for the bar

manyyyy more rendezvous in the walk-in hehehe

when ted and charlie come in, he points u out to them while you’re working and is like “yeah seriously they’re so hot i’m kinda losing it” lol

ofc ted and charlie immediately tell u when u come by to check on their table, like “btw schlatt thinks ur super hot just fyi” and schlatt just blushes and hits them with his note pad

def a lot of little touches and spending time around u, looking to see if anyone else is watching while ur putting food in the system and he’s kissing your neck or rubbing your back

going out for smoke/vape breaks with him just to spend time together without anyone else there

wears a tight black t shirt and black pants every day, showing off the outline of his biceps and chest *drool*

always uses his cash tips to buy u a drink after work just so you don’t have to go home yet :) even tho he’s so exhausted from his shift

uses your purple frilly pen when he can’t find his lmao (def not because he likes it)

[bisexualenbyblueberry]

My Favourite Details This Season

Callum pacing and tossing the cube in episode 1 he's just like me fr

"I heard you were up here losing your mind ;)"

"Lots of books, I like books :D"

"I HAVE AN IDEA" "So,,,, what's your idea-" *runs out of room*

"I HAVE A SECRET PLAN" with the most dramatic stage whisper I've ever heard

SNEEZLES IN CALLUM'S SCARF

Pyrrah stretching like a cat

Literally every interaction Soren and Corvus have. The party conversation. "Maybe it's edible" "NO, and PLEASE don't find out" and then Corvus having to tell him to spit it out. "You’re a man of mystery, Corvus ;)))" and "You clearly didn’t learn anything at camp 🙄🙄🙄" “It’s not great.” “Yeah I tried. “Okay” “It’s the effort”. Soren’s head falling onto Corvus’ chest

Janai being so damn tall. I swear to god this woman grows like a foot every season. What is happening to her. Why is she like that

"Wake up kids!" When they arrive at the frozen sea

"It’s literally frozen in time 😮" "it’s literally frozen in ice, it’s figuratively frozen in time"

"The frozen ship, so sad😔"

Rayla sitting on the table reading a book imagining the characters she’s so silly

“Is Rayla crying?? I’M COMING RAYLA 😡😡😡”

“Rayla! I’m here!” *door slams in his face*

"NO PUNCHING THE BOAT" and Callum's facial expression and pose afterwards 😭

Sneezles and Stella being buddies

“Your breath is warm” “Oh…sorry”

The way they SITTT (Karim in his throne, Janai after trying to burn the tree, Soren against the wall in the first meeting, Miyana on the rocks in the second episode, Ezran on his bed, Janai near the tree, Rayla lying on her bed and on the table)

 RAYLLUM ON THE SIDE OF THE SHIP

“ARE YOU BEGGING FOR MERCY?” “NO” “GOOD, YOU DON'T DESERVE ANY” HOLYYYY SHIT

Terry's glasses making their heavily anticipated return

"And this is Rayla- wait, did you want to do your own intro?"

"Welcome to the starscraper 😌" "WELCOME?! YOU NEARLY KILLED US" "Nearly, but the fates seem to have another path in mind for you" "The FATES?! What does that even... is that even an apology?!"

"Okay, you both seem on the nice side, so not to be rude... as if somehow this is ruder than throwing people out from a great height🙄🙄🙄..."

“Wait, is everyone else wearing blindfolds too?” “That is a joke.” “Yeah it was funny 😡”

Astrid saying Callum has greasy hair

STELLA TRYING TO STEAL THE SKETCHBOOK

“Where’d you get that comically large block of ice”

Callum trying and failing to use Rayla’s blade and almost cutting his fingers off

“How do I insult a star spider? 😆 Ezran would know what to do- ow OW HEY”

Astrid’s little trans speech your honor I love her

"This orb.... is a giant peice of candy 😐"

Jack De Sena's voice acting in Kosmo's hallucination?? Hello?? Poured out his heart and soul all for a hypothetical

"A child will die 😠" I'M SORRY IT'S A FINE LINE BUT IT CATERS TOO MUCH TO MY SENSE OF HUMOUR FOR ME TO TAKE IT SERIOUSLY

Wind elk :)))))

The awkward giggles when they're about to kiss that first time

THE VOWS, THE WAY THEY LOOK AT EACH OTHER, THE CEREMONIES??? EVERYTHING ABOUT THE WEDDING IS PERFECT I’M CRYING

The entire “fiscal exercices” conversation 

“HER DAD JUST DIED”

Leola. Just everything about Leola she's just like me fr

Feel free to add on because I certainly will. This list is like 50% unfinished

[mochie85]

CONGRATS ON A THOUSAND FOLLOWERS! Well earned! :D

Here's a song ask, hope it inspires you! Lets Get Lost by Bat for Lashes https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_bMpBY_xGcA

Let's Get Lost

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Summary: Loki helps you find something new to be passionate about. Pairing: Loki x Female Reader Word Count: 1.9k Warnings: fluff, angst, one-night stand, P in V twice 😮😏 A/N: Part of my 1k Celebration, sorry this took so long my dear, @ijuststareatstuffhereok89. Thank you for the request 🥰 Also based on this song from Beck & Bat for Lashes

The wind was blowing wild from the seventieth-floor balcony where you hid. The smoke from your cigarette wafted off as soon as you exhaled it. The night air stung your open wounds. You’re pretty sure you were bruised all over the top half of your body. You should have gone to the med bay as soon as the jet landed.

The combat suit you still had on was torn from the shoulder blade down to your elbow. But it didn’t matter. You would get it replaced. There was always a replacement. A sense of repetitiveness washed over you that got mind-numbing.

Fight. Get hurt. Repeat.

Fight. Get hurt. Repeat.

Sometimes you’d win. Other times you’d lose. But there was always another suit. For another fight. Nothing changed.

The slider door clicked and opened. “There you are.” His voice was muted, but gravelly. A sense of boredom crept into his tone. Maybe he felt it too? The monotony.

He sat down next to you on the vacant patio chaise. He crossed his legs as he leaned back and placed his hands behind his head, sighing with mild content.

“What is it, Loki?”

“How are you feeling?”

“I’m golden,” you said sarcastically. Loki huffed a low chuckle. A comfortable silence spread between the two of you. You closed your eyes, listening to him breathe as you tried to take stock of the sores and bruises on your body.

“Do you ever get sick of it?” his low voice sharp against your ear. “The day-to-day saving of humanity. The endless struggle to care and not let the bad guys win. Just let them demolish the whole planet,” he said waving his hands in the air.

“At least it’ll be different,” you chuckled. You didn’t know why you found that amusing. You rolled your eyes as you offered him your cigarette.

“Precisely,” Loki said, taking it off your fingers and giving it a puff of his own. His smoke was thicker and denser.  Swirls formed in an intricate dance in the air. “When you joined, did you think it was going to be like this?” he asked you.

You sighed with apathy, “Honestly? Yeah, I guess. Travel the world. Meet new people. Save the galaxy. But I never thought it would lose its luster for me. Am I a bad person for thinking that?”

“No. It just means you have cravings. Passion. A symptom of having a soul.” Loki said with the cigarette still on his lips.

“So what do you do? How do you fix it?”

“Coming from a being who’s lived over a thousand years, you find something new to do,” he said flicking the ash on the tray and then handing you back your cigarette. “Find it. Get lost in it. Until you find something new again.”

You took it gingerly and placed it in your mouth. You took one last hit as you stood up and exhaled. You looked out into the skyline. Millions of people living their lives, and you wonder if any of them have found a passion worth holding onto. A passion worth getting lost in. You turned around to face Loki, only to find that he’s been watching you this entire time.

You snuffed out the cigarette on the tray and slowly straddled him on his chair. His eyebrows piqued as his smirk grew wider. “Well, this is new.”

“Just for tonight…” you whispered leaning closer to him.

“…darling…” he said to your lips.

“…let’s get lost.” You closed the gap between your lips and kissed him deeply. He sucked on your bottom lip, moaning as you ground into him. The unexpected turn of events had him hard within seconds. His hands found your waist and slowly traveled their way down to the curve of your hips. He pulled you closer to him making you widen your thighs.

He bent his knees, trapping you in your seat. You arched your back, rolling your head slightly, and rested on his thighs. Loki had the perfect view of you. His hands roamed up your torso, cupping your breast and snaking them around your neck- pulling you back to his hungry kiss. His fingers trace the exposed part of your skin. From your graceful neck, down to the valley of your breast. You savored it, whining when he took his touch away.

His cool fingers pulled the zipper of your suit down uncovering the bruises you were hiding underneath. He delicately peeled off the top half of your suit, leaving you bare. “I’ll be gent-”

“No!” you interrupted him. “I want to feel it. I want to feel everything.”

“Everything?” he asked as he traced your lips with his fingers. He pulled you closer, devouring your lips again.

“Everything,” you moaned.

“How exactly do you want to feel, kitten? Do you want to feel strong? Powerful?” Loki guessed since you were the one who initiated the tryst. His grip on your hair got tighter keeping your face flushed with his.

“Or do you want to surrender? Do you want to feel submissive? Degraded? Begging for your release on top of my hard cock?” Loki ripped the rest of your suit, leaving you exposed in your underwear. Your body was weak and shivering from the fight earlier that night. Now, you shook from the craving you were experiencing. The passion you were getting lost in. “Faen,” he murmured faintly under his breath, as his eyes drank you in.

Your hands crept down onto the buckle of his pants and freed him. He felt hot and needy as you squeezed. Looking down, he was more than you expected. Red-hot at the tip and thicker by the base. He smirked upon seeing your eyes widen. He whimpered in your hand as you stroked him hard and thick. “Ride me,” he moaned. “Fuck me,” he said short of begging.

He traced the inseam of your panties and pulled it to the side. You placed his dripping tip at the entrance of your wet heat and teased him. You ran him up and down your folds, savoring the flick toward your clit at the end.

“You tease,” he huffed as he thrust himself upward into your waiting cunt, surprising you and making you yelp. You fell forward onto him, and he captured your lips in between his teeth. He was obsessed with your kiss. Obsessed with how your soft lips molded to his.

You felt him stretch you. The sudden uptilt made you ache and squeeze around him. He savored the sensation as he hung his head back, moaning. His jaw tightened and he huffed.

“…Loki…” you moaned.

“Now, sit!” He commanded as he looked straight into your eyes and pulled you down all the way to his hilt.

You were left speechless- gasping for air as the sudden intrusion onto your tight walls filled you. You had almost forgotten who you were dealing with. Loki’s brief demonstration of strength reminded you of how much stronger he is. How much he could manipulate your body and bend it to his will.

He started to push you off and then slam you back down on his hard length. “You’re… squeezingme… ohsotight… kitten,” he managed to say in between thrusts and his heavy breathing. His deep voice resonated in your body.

You wanted more. You needed more. He felt so good thrusting inside you. Each drive sends a tingling sensation throughout your nerves. You felt weightless and out of breath. Every thought, every feeling, every breath came together and centered where you and he collided.

“That’s it, kitten…don’t stop…fu-…don’t stop…” Your hips took over, using his shoulders as leverage, and grinding against him. The rough denim of his jeans rubbed against your inner thighs. You welcomed the burn as it only added to the fire, the yearning to be good for him.

Loki pulled your body flushed with his and wrapped his arms tight around you. He placed your taut nipple into his mouth, running his tongue in circles, flicking them, and sucking them hard in between his lips.

The sensation made you roll your head back and scream out your orgasm.

He pumped his hips upward a few more times before he held you still on his throbbing cock. You could feel him pulse inside you. He growled his release with your nipple still in his teeth. His spent dripped down your sides as his cock tapped your sensitive nub with every thud.

Your lungs were on fire. Your throat burned from your gasping screams. Distracted by the sweet pain in your chest, Loki managed to turn both of you sideways, his chest to your back. “One of the many things you’ll learn about laying with a god is that I’m not so easily satisfied,” he said as he lifted your leg behind you, over his hips, and sank into you once again.

The moan you let out was unnatural and goddamn sexy to Loki. He held up your leg as he slammed into your wet folds over and over, hoping to make you moan like that again.

You held on to the side of the chaise. His groans of pleasure were ripe in your ear. He slipped his other hand under you, capturing one of your breasts. He tweaked your pebbled nipple, pinching and pulling it hard, making you whimper.

“Is that what you like, kitten?” he growled licking the shell of your ear.

“Please, Loki. Please don’tstop... don’tstop… don’t stop.” The wave of desire coiled inside you once again.

“I won’t, sweetness. Just moan for me one more time.” He commanded. And you obeyed. With one last thrust and pinch, you came again.

You could hear his heavy panting as his sweet breath fanned your face. You could feel the frantic beating of his heart on your back as he held you still once more against him. He squeezed your body in his vice-like grip, spilling his seed, as his mouth sought yours once more.

“Fuck,” you keened into his waiting lips. His stuttered cry of pleasure was all you could hear as he turned you around to face him.

You didn’t know how long it took you to calm down from your bliss. His fingers traced your bare back, up and down, following the curve of your spine. You huddled closer to him in the chaise lounge, holding your arms close to your body for warmth. He held you tighter, his arms snaking around your hips. While his caressing hand clasped your head steadily to claim your lips once more.

“I should go,” you mumbled into his lips.

“Why?” he asked, invading your mouth with his tongue.

“They’ll be wondering where I am. Where you are.”

“Let them wonder,” he said kissing you fiercely, hoping to change your mind.

“Mmm…I have to go” you said smiling. “Do you mind?” you asked holding up your torn suit. Loki rolled his eyes and snapped his fingers, weaving together the stitches around your delicate body. Even so much as fixing the rip on your arm from the battle earlier.

Would this be an isolated incident, he wondered as he watched you zipper your suit up. All the monotony of day-to-day life and this was the first time he felt something worthy of his time. He was fascinated by you. It was why he sought you out earlier, how he came to be by your side tonight. After tasting your sweet kiss, he didn’t think he could let it go.

“Thank you,” you whispered, kissing him again on his soft lips. The intimate way you thanked him gave him hope. “Let’s get lost again, soon.”

“Same time tomorrow?” he proposed. You bit down on your lip and smiled as you got up and walked away, leaving him smiling with contentment. He had found his passion.

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[all-about-kyu]

😮 Ateez 2 from your attic. Been loving all your wips by the way 😍😍

EEEEE thank you for enjoying the wips 🥹 this is another that............ is very self indulgent............... and I may or may not return to later on

Summary: You got stranded outside the venue of the concert. You had no way to get back to your hotel. Then, someone unexpectedly offered a helping hand. Pairing: Yunho x fem!reader Trope: idol au, idol-fan relations Genre: fluff, smut Rating: 18+ Warnings: language, joke about an NDA, flirty Mingi Prospective Smut Warnings: fingering (fem receive), protected sex Word Count at abandonment: 1,229 Note: I was originally writing this cause of the concert (last year), but here we are doing it for this and seeing him at barricade for KBS live. Note 2: @sanjoongie sadly............ this one is one of the ones collecting dust

other attic items

You had nowhere to go. The concert had ended nearly two hours ago, and still, there was not a single ride-share available. You checked every possible app that exists, and nothing. It was cold and still slightly damp due to the rain earlier. Plopping down on the steps of the arena, you let out a sigh, not sure what else to do. You were cold, and the outfit you chose was starting to feel slightly uncomfortable. Even though you did your best to dress comfortably while still looking nice, you hadn’t planned to be stranded outside afterward. Unlocking your phone, you recheck your rideshare apps. Nothing. Not a single driver in the area. You hear someone nearby open a door. You don’t pay it any mind. It was probably one of the venue staff cleaning around the building. People left trash everywhere from waiting in line all day despite the rain. 

“Are you okay?”

“Hmm?” You turn to face whoever it is.

You think you must be hallucinating or something. There was no way Jeong Yunho was standing right behind you. You shake your head in hopes that it will clear things up somehow. Somehow, he’s still standing right there when you look again.

“Are you okay?” He asks again.

You shrug, “I can’t find a ride back to my hotel. I’ll be okay, though.” You force a smile.

“The concert ended a while ago; you’ve been sitting out here the whole time?” “I- it’s not a big deal.”

You hear Yunho sigh, followed by a little bit of shuffling. At first, you assume that he left. Then, his larger frame is sitting beside you on the cold wet pavement. He doesn’t say anything at first. You sit there side by side in silence.

“You could catch a cold sitting out here. You don’t even have a jacket with you.” He finally speaks.

You chuckle humorlessly, “I didn’t expect the rain or to be stuck here.” You try to downplay the situation, “I’m sure someone will come around.”

He looks like he’s contemplating something for a minute. You watch him, still baffled that you’re sitting here and talking to him.

“Do you want to stay in my hotel with me until you can find a way to yours?”

You laugh lightly, “You’re really trying to get me into an NDA agreement, aren’t you.” You tease.

He chuckles, “That’s not my intention at all.” he insists, “I just don’t want you sitting out here in the cold all night.”

You feel your chest swell with warmth and nod silently. You quietly tell him your name, and he smiles at you. If someone had told you earlier in the day that you would get stranded and hang out with Yunho, you would probably have laughed at the person telling you or made a joke out of it. He offers a hand out to you. You just look at it briefly before processing what he was doing. Taking his hand, you let him take you back into the building. The warmth of the building slowly melts your frozen bones. Neither of you speaks as you walk through the nearly empty building. It’s not an uncomfortable silence. It’s anything but uncomfortable. Instead, you focus on how his hand feels in yours. It feels nice, very surreal, but very nice. His larger hand nearly encapsulates yours entirely. You’ve always known he’s a large person and has large hands, but to see it at the moment feels unreal. He stops in front of the door and lets go of your hand.

“Stay here for a minute. I need to explain the situation to my manager and the guys.” He smiles gently, “I won’t take too long, okay?”

“Okay.” You return the sentiment.

You sway back and forth in your place while you wait outside the door. You can vaguely hear a few people talking on the other side. You can easily pick out Yunho and Hongjoong’s voices, but you don’t know the third. You can only assume it’s their manager. Before you can contemplate too deeply, the door pops open. Yunho pokes his head out and smiles at you again. 

“You can come in. We’ll be leaving pretty soon.”

The moment you step into the room, your eyes fall on Yeosang. He was in the process of removing his makeup, completely unbothered at your entrance. As your eyes move around the room, you notice that not many of them seem to pay you any mind at all. Honestly, it’s probably better that way. They’re exhausted and have things they need to get done. You feel a hand slowly, softly wrap around your shoulder. In the process, a lock of hair falls from your shoulder down along your back. You look at the hand and then to the other side of you, where Yunho is standing. He’s looking at you with a gentle, sweet look. He squeezes your shoulder lightly and raises his other hand.

“When we leave, wear this.” He gestures towards the hoodie in his hand, “I don’t want anyone getting crazy ideas or potentially hurting you. It’s my personal one, but I’ll just wear the ones that we have for the stages.”

“Are you sure cause-”

“It’s fine, I promise.”

He leaves the hoodie in your hands and walks away. You think there couldn’t be anything else that could get crazier about tonight. You’re proven wrong again when their manager approaches you. He’s clearly frazzled but tries not to show it.

“Do I need to get paperwork ready? Yunho told me not to worry about it. I want to double-check, though.”

You feel heat rush to your face, “Um, yeah, no paperwork needed. Yunho just offered to let me come since I can’t find a way back to my own hotel.” You explain.

Without another word, his manager walks away and starts organizing what you assume are the boys’ personal belongings. Up until that moment, you don’t process how awkward you must look standing in the room holding a hoodie but not speaking a single word to anyone. You’re just standing there and observing. You can feel a pair of eyes on you, and for a few moments, you try to brush it off, but you find yourself turning around to find Mingi’s eyes fixated on you. His hair is pushed back out of his face, and he’s in comfortable, casual attire. His shirt, as always, has the first few buttons undone, which sends your mind reeling in places it probably shouldn’t be when you’re less than 20 feet from him. The look he’s giving you is hard to decipher. You can’t tell if he’s checking you out or trying to figure you out. When you properly make eye contact, he takes it upon himself to walk over to you.

“You’re who Yun chose for the night?” He asks.

“I-it’s not- no, um,” You start to explain.

“Leave her alone, Mingi. She’s just coming to the hotel for a bit until she can get a ride to hers. I didn’t want her sitting out alone in the rain.” Yunho interjects.

Mingi chuckles, “We’re doing the knight in shining armor shtick today?”

“Mingi, it’s not like that.” He says firmly.

Mingi hums, “M’kay, if you want some extra fun I’m in the room next door.” He supplies with a wink and a slight smirk.

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[placeinthemiddleofnowhere]

I love your latest drabbles! I kinda want a longer look at the dark ghost n soap sandwich... Like I need more context, how's they get there? Why'd they change their mind? Whose shitty safehouse are they going to? I'm invested 🤩

But actually I was gunna ask if you wouldn't mind some headcannons? Cuz dark 141 got me thinking... What if you were an operator dating another operator and they were "KIA" (on a mission with the lads or not...but definitely not due to an enemy 👀) and when you tearfully tell them they're like "noooo/sarc 😮 I'm so sorry love 😩 (insincere look at the camera 🤩😂)"

LMAO dark!141 eliminating the competition

Oh don’t worry I will definitely be writing more for dark Ghost and Soap 😎 they have me in a chokehold rn

My thoughts are with it that reader is part of a family that essentially have one foot in politics and the other in a pretty big crime ring (not really sure what kind rn but that can be accounted for). Essentially readers family have been told that they can choose between giving the military something or having their other family members ‘disappear’. Big surprise readers family are like pfft, try your best and now Ghost and Soap have been sent to totally murder you.

Though little does anyone know, they scope you out for a day and watch you for a while, and in the process of coming up with a way to make your demise into an accident, they both causally discuss the idea of just making you literally disappear instead. Soap’s been making comments about how sweet and obedient you look and Ghost has been talking about how small and pliable you’d be underneath him and then they get the joint lightbulb idea of just taking you for their own instead of killing you off…cause that’d be a waste right?

So instead they carry you off to a retired safe house site, one that’s not been used in decades, and burn your house down in their wake. I’m sure in between emerging from the shadows and deciding to take you they managed to find a body that was close enough to yours 👀

And viola, you’re legally dead while in actuality you’re being looked after by them ✨💕

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Also omg I welcome headcannons for sure!

I almost think Gaz would be perfect for this because he’s normally so fiercely loyal and he’s a dedicated team man, so if we flipped it and made him a secret obsessive that would do anything to secure you then… 👀 ouf the potential

He’d be the goofy guy you normally made jokes with and tried to unsuccessfully wingman into dates at the weekend. You’d go for drinks and spend most of your free time, when your partner is away, hanging out with him and would always be so confused that he never seemed to have anyone he was interested in. He always kinda irked your partner, but you figured it’s just because they were different people and naturally didn’t vibe.

Though the day he comes back from a mission hat in hand, hiding a secret smile when he holds your sobbing form…that’s the day your partner finally uncovered the full extent of Gaz’s thing for you, and they paid for it with their life.

[snailsandpuppy-dogtails]

Pattern of Intent

This fic is a YEAR OLD TODAY! 😮 I've been kind of re-reading where/how I started in the fandoms I write for. When I started I didn't have a tumblr account, and even after i got one, I didn't really post my fics to tumblr, only to ao3... So i've decided as their "birthdays" come up, i'm going to post them. I missed a few so i might post those randomly just to get them added to my pinned list, but idk. Criminal Minds, Garvez Luke certainly isn't waiting for Penelope to show up to work, and Penelope would never get up early just to see Alvez.

WC: 767 Ao3

He was a morning person, an early-bird, always up before the sun and first to work. So it came as no surprise when he found himself alone in the FBI parking structure, sitting in his truck. He wasn’t waiting for someone, no, he wouldn’t do that. He wasn’t situated, seatbelt unbuckled listening to music in the front seat having gotten here too early busying himself for the next arrival. He definitely wasn’t waiting for Penelope Garcia to show up so that he could have a blessed moment alone with her riding the elevator. He wasn’t doing that because that would be weird and a little obsessive and they were teammates, and he wasn’t weird. Or obsessive. He just liked this song and wanted to finish it, and if another happened to come on after, that he also liked, well he had time to listen to that one, too. It reminded him of his mom, and maybe he should call her…no, it was too early. But if he called her, he would need to stay here and talk, he wouldn’t want to walk through the building on the phone, that would be rude and Luke Alvez was not rude. Just like he was not sitting in his truck waiting for his coworker to show up.

She was not a morning person, but for some reason she’d found herself rising with the sun. It was definitely Sergio causing a scene snoring too loud and purring against her face and she figured, what the heck she might as well get ready and go to work. She was not intentionally showing up earlier than normal in the hopes of catching another early arriving agent, knowing that particular agent was likely to be there before everyone else. No, she would never do that because she didn’t even like him. She hated him in fact. He bothered her. Loathed being trapped in the elevator with him. She was just going in because she was already up and why not get an early start on paperwork, compile files, make the most of her day? She was being a good agent, she was not looking to find Luke. And so seeing his truck in the lot did not send waves of excitement through her body. And seeing him in the front seat did not cause trills to her heart. And when he looked out his window to see her parking two spaces away and his eye caught hers and he smiled she only smiled out of civility, not because she couldn’t help herself from smiling whenever she saw his face. No, Penelope Garcia did not.

He didn’t twist his head expecting to see her, knowing the sound of her car because he had no reason to commit it to memory. And a grin didn’t break out across his face at the sight of her showing up early, or at simply seeing her, he was just a happy person. He definitely didn't shut off the radio and get out the second he saw her turn off her car, the song just happened to end at that exact moment and he didn’t like the next one. And he wasn’t waiting around for her to approach him, he just needed to check something on his phone. He didn’t smile at her warm and full and goofy and reflexively from just her sauntering up to him because that would not be an appropriate reaction to have at seeing a coworker. And he wasn’t handing her coffee from her favorite shop because he stopped there to get it for her, he just liked it too and they happened to have an extra and it happened to be her exact order.

They did fall into step and share 'good mornings’ because that’s what good teammates did, right? And they only got on the elevator alone because they just happened to be the only ones there. There were no secret smiles and flirty lovesick eyes, she definitely didn’t touch up her cherry-red lipstick while not breaking eye contact, and his tongue certainly didn’t peak out before pulling his lower lip in, and their fingers didn’t brush and their breathing didn’t slow and they didn’t find themselves inches apart as the doors dinged opened. Because they were in an elevator on FBI property. In the building they both worked in. And they were teammates. And it would be wrong. And she didn’t even like him. It definitely didn’t happen. And it wouldn’t happen again the following morning, or the one after that, because that would be a pattern. That would be intentional.

[ticklishfiend]

okay here are my lee!jesse headcanons bc i cannot get it out of my head

- this man is a KICKER. tickle him even the slightest bit and he will crumble to the floor just so he can try and kick you from below

- his neck is SUCH a bad spot on him omg. jane has always been one to kiss/bite at peoples necks in bed, but he literally cant take it and she thinks it’s precious. the first time she did it, he like violently snickered and jerked his head so hard he accidentally head butted her lol. after that she absolutely assaulted him with ticklish neck kisses and nibbles because his giggles and pleas were too cute not to

- jane loved to tickle jesse any chance she could. if she woke up before him? side squeezes are his new alarm clock. just chilling together on the couch? perfect time for a surprise tickle attack. and he never properly fought her off either, just kinda pulled at her wrists a bit with his head thrown back and jerking side to side in cackles. oh, and the kicks of course. he never kicked her, but he’s always kicking BEHIND her when she’s tickling him. feet banging on the floor kinda deal.

- his laugh has variety to say the least. he usually starts out really loud and boisterous and from the belly, before going kinda screamy and shrill, and after a while he just goes full squeals and giggles. he’s soooo embarrassed when he gets to the giggle-stage. this boy loves acting tough but give the bottom of his ribs some good tweaks for a while and he’s just gone full bubbly laughter.

- when he started seeing andrea, he definitely took on a more ler role. giving her little pokes when he’s teasing her, sometimes going full tickle monster when she says something snarky. that doesn’t mean andrea doesn’t tickle him back tho, because when she realized just HOW ticklish he was, he never lived it down

- andrea and brock have 100% ganged up on him before. there’s a scene where jesse tickles brock for like a split second when they’re playing mario kart, so i know he’s definitely gotten brock before when play fighting and roughhousing. so one time after finishing up playing tickle monster with the kid, he realizes andrea was watching, and she’s just got this look on her face. then she’s like “brock, u know jesse’s super ticklish right? oh he didn’t tell u?” and brock’s like 😮 before turning to jesse and just launching on top, andrea close behind to help out cause she’s very familiar with all the best spots. jesse doesn’t fight back even a little, he’s having so much fun with the two of them, even if it costs him just a smidgen of his dignity

- badger and skinny pete have wrecked his shit before. those two are idiots who are constantly stoned out of their mind, so finding out that their best friend is ridiculously ticklish was incredibly interesting information to them. jesse was like a tornado trying to fight them off but the two of them together just inevitably had more strength than the ticklish 5’8 lil freak, especially once they started squeezing at his sides and belly at the same time cause he just lost all motor function and curled up in a cackling, kicking ball on the floor.

- badger loves tickling jesse the most, he thinks it’s fucking hilarious. skinny pete usually just sits there and chuckles along, making comments like “damn how are u a grown ass man and ur still this ticklish?” “yo my cousin tried tickling me one time as a kid, and i elbowed her so hard she lost a fuckin tooth.” but that’s besides the point. sometimes badger will just be in one of his lil rambling episodes, talking about god knows what, and literally while talking will just reach over and start squeezing up and down jessie’s torso til he falls over. badger literally pretends like he’s not even tickling him, just continuing telling his story to pete while jesse is a hysterical fucking mess right beside him.

okay it’s 3am and i’m too tired to continue this but i might continue with more cause i want to tickle jesse Myself but if i can’t have that this is the next best thing

[nikasholistic]

You said somewhere in your ask about relationship advice that “very often the perfect relationship comes when you're not actively looking for it.” I have always believed that but I just want to ask your view about something that happened to my love life that’s like both in harmony to that saying and is like a contradictory at the same time. So a little back story, last year I used to go to this guy’s live on TikTok, he’s tiktok famous, his videos are all about his thoughts about love, relationships, his past heartbreaks and everything about romantic relationship. At first I never had any initial serious intentions, I wasnt even that much attracted to him, but he is a pretty guy, fine as fuck, enough reason for me to flirt with him every time he would go live, I was always on the comment throwing compliments and corny pick up lines 😂 but I wasn’t deep into anything, I was just doing it for fun and maybe out of boredom. during those times never in my mind that I assumed that he’d see me as a separate girl that would standout or be noticeable from the other girls that would shoot their shot/flirt with him on his live… because he is really that attractive, that he is so used to girls always flirting with him. Looking back, I just realized I was consistently actively supporting him for like 3 months… until I stopped going to his live, maybe I got bored and tired of it, I didn’t go to his live for maybe another 3 months. Then one time he crossed my mind, I checked his tiktok account and he deactivated it, I was wondering what happened, I went through his IG, and he posted on his story a quote “trust actions not words”. Then days after he reactivated his account, I caught his live and hopped on it, I typed something, he went silent when he noticed my name popped up, then he said “you didn’t come to my live for 3 years” (can hear the pain in his voice) I was so surprised 😮 (((in my mind, the 3 months I was gone felt like 3 years for him?!?!?!😭😭😭))) and then he said more things to me that made me realize he was waiting and looking for me the whole time that I was gone, and as soon as I came to a realization that I was on his mind for 3 months, it felt like I was in heaven for a moment 😂😭💕 I also found out the reason he deactivated his TikTok account was because I stopped going to his live.. so basically, HE CAUGHT FEELINGS 😂😭 flirting for fun literally turned into feelings 😂😂😂 this is the part where I want to understand what you said about finding love when u don’t actively look for it, Because it’s like I was doing all that flirting but I was detached to any outcome, it was like I was applying pressure but I had no attachment to any expectations, I was just giving love freely but I wasn’t trying to pursue him, it appeared like I was “chasing” but I really had no goal to make him fall inlove. I was just putting love out there, and I didn’t expect all the love I gave would comeback to me stronger than what I put out. It all started and happened last year and he is still attached to me. I went from watching his videos talking about love, to now being the subject of his videos 😂😭😂😭 can u please explain how the law of attraction/law of detachment applied on this situation cause 😂

Wow, that's so cool. I think what happened is you focused all your energy on him and also was sending out the energy of love, so you got in your reality the circumstances that matched this energy. You just had this state of being of giving love without attachment. We always get what we are, because reality is our mirror. And I think you also were focusing on this guy a lot during his lives, so it's almost like you set this unconscious intention to make him notice you, and it worked. 😀✨

[anniesocsandgeneralstore]

Annie, my dear! That last chapter just blew me away!!! 💗💗💗

Bellmoral rightfully creeped me out so much. Also, this line??? "They crashed into each other like tectonic plates that formed entire mountain ranges." INCREDIBLE. That one line described so much of what those two were feeling at the moment. AND THEN YOU GAVE US A "WHO DID THIS TO YOU?"??? GIRL, THAT'S ALMOST TOO MUCH. 😆🥵 "Her father described the bond once as a place in his heart that was solely Carole, that whispered to him what she needed and what she felt. Ronnie was sure Jake could feel the anxiety roiling around inside her, the urgency, the horror." 😭😭😭💗💗💗 THE FIGHT BETWEEN JAKE AND BRADLEY BROKE MY HEART SO MUCH. 😭💔 I could feel Ronnie's pain and I just wanted to hug her! "Jake was her mate, her Alpha, and Bradley was getting in the way. He was keeping Jake from protecting her, comforting her, helping her. He didn’t know it, but he was pouring gasoline on an open fire that was already more than willing to burn the world down to get to her." THESE THREE SENTENCES ARE JUST *CHEF'S KISS*. SERIOUSLY. And then when Ronnie walks right past her brother to get to Jake I have to admit I was like "Yeah, fuck you Bradley, you absolute idiot." 😆 "“So if you’re gonna kill him.” Ronnie took one step forward, placing herself between Bradley and Jake. “You’re gonna have to go through me first.”" YOU TELL HIM, RONNIE. 🙌🏻🙌🏻🙌🏻 I could also feel the pain from Bellmoral's digs at Bradley for keeping Ronnie on the outside, for not even noticing that Ronnie had found her mate. And then Ronnie begging Jake to save her brother & then the two of them fighting Bellmoral was again just 😭😭😭💔💔💔 And even though I read the tags and knew Bellmoral was going to come to a grisly end, I still wasn't expecting THAT. HOLY SHIT. 😮 Then Ronnie saying goodbye to everyone in the hospital parking lot and her hugs with Pete and Bradley. 😭😭😭💗💗💗 “I feel like I’ve known you my whole life. Like I’ve loved you from the moment I started breathing, Ronnie.” FOR REALS. WHERE DO I FIND MY OWN JAKE LIKE THIS. 😭🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰 AND THEN THE REST OF THE CABIN SCENE. GIRL. 😆🔥🥵 I adored the bit at the end with Ronnie dreaming about what their new cabin will look like. So sweet! Also, your descriptions of everything are amazing and make for an absolutely vivid story in my mind's eye.

Is it too early to ask for a sequel??? BECAUSE BABIES. 😆

Indy.....this means everything to me.....the quotes.....the emojis....the gifs.....i will simply be passing away now....thank you so much you mean the world to me

[deanwinchesterswitch]

Evermore

Summary: Living without Dean is an unbearable endeavor.

Pairing: Dean x Female Reader

Warnings: ANGST, character death-no graphic detail

Word Count: 1,000😮 (Probably will never do that again.)

Title Card Credits: @tumbler-tidbits

Beta(s): Un-betaed, (😬first time for everything), but tear tested.😭😭😭

Author’s Notes: Based on the song evermore and the SPN finale. I am not a Taylor Swift fan, but the first time I heard the song, there was a visceral need to write a Dean-related fic. Listen while you read. I wrote this in one afternoon after listening to the song on repeat for about four hours the night before and literally crying when I woke up visualizing the story.

November

Months pass. Devastating sorrow lingers. The scene too vivid in her mind. The torment in her heart too painful. The hole in her soul too big to fill. A gut-punch in unsuspecting moments. A colorless world void of vibrant peridot eyes. 

Roaming the bunker’s hallways like a ghost, she looks for him around every corner, listens for his voice echoing through the building, smells the cologne of motor oil, leather, and spice everywhere. 

Sam had left with Miracle and the Impala days ago. She missed the lovable mutt but knew he was better off with Sam. She couldn’t take care of the dog. Hell, she can barely take care of herself. 

They’d argued about Baby, though. That car was everything to Dean; one couldn’t be mentioned without thinking about the other, synonymous. Sam had never appreciated the black beauty the way that she and Dean had—seeing it as just a car. That is until Dean d-. Then, then, he saw it as something more—a token, a connection to the larger-than-life man that no longer existed in this life.

She’d finally let it go, exhausted from dealing with him, but had put her foot down regarding Dean’s other belongings—clothes, weapons, albums, the old record player. Finding a spell in the MOL archives, she’d ensured that no one could enter Dean’s room but her. Was it unfair to Sam? Maybe, but by that point, she didn’t care anymore. Dean had been taken from her, and she wasn’t about to let anyone, not even his brother, take more. She knew it wouldn’t bring Dean back, nothing would, according to Jack, but she couldn’t, wouldn’t, let go.

The old scaffolding groans beneath her weight, threatening to give way as she climbs higher. The wooden planks sigh under her feet as she leans against the brick. She stares disconsolately through the broken window of the dilapidated factory hiding the bunker below. The wind howls, ripping leaves from the trees. Dull, ugly shades of goldenrod, ochre, and walnut whip through the air and over the ground—drops of rain lash at her skin, the cold, harsh sting goes unnoticed. The only thing she feels is a pain so deep in her bones that she knows it will be there evermore.

December

Tiny crystals crunch beneath her feet. The path to their place hidden beneath soft white flakes and icy shards tinted blue. He’d brought her here the first time he told her he loved her. She’d found him here, heartbroken and crying after the loss of his mother. It’s where they came to escape everything the universe threw at them, even if for a brief moment. It’s where he proposed—painted a picture of a life without monsters, angels, or demons, free of the burden of saving the world and the almighty’s manipulation. A colorful, shining life full of freedom, happiness, and love.

Sitting on the fallen tree, she runs a hand over the space next to her. Face turning to the dull sky painted in greyscale, hot tears sear a trail over her cheeks. She’s lost, adrift in a vast ocean without him, tossed about on waves of misery threatening to drown her. She tries to recapture those fleeting moments of happiness, to break through the eternal sadness. Yet, every time she tries, the images distort and evanesce, like a reel of film disintegrating in a fire. The only scene to play out entirely is the one where she lost it all.

He doesn’t want her to live like this. He’s told her as much. Told her to move on and be happy. She’d tried… for him. It lasted a week. She contacted old friends, took an easy salt and burn a few towns over, and even went to dinner with Donna and Jody. It was all too much—too bright, too loud, too full of… life.

That’s why she comes here most days now. It’s peaceful, safe. She feels closest to him here. Can see him in the sun’s rays shining through the tangled tree limbs, hear his voice on the breeze, feel his presence in the thrum of the earth. Sometimes she’ll fall asleep for an hour or two. That’s when the dreams come. It’s the only place she can dream anymore.  No nightmares reach her here. The feel of his touch lingers when she wakes, a thumb brushing over the back of her hand, a rough-skinned palm against her cheek, supple lips pressed to hers. The deep rasp of his voice an echo in her ear. Ethereal, but enough to get her through to the next day. 

It’s snowing now. Inhaling the cool, crisp air deep into her lungs, she closes her eyes. The pain still there, always, evermore. A single tear slips beneath her lashes, and he gently thumbs it away, whispering into her ear, “Rest.”

It’s warm when she wakes. A soft gust of wind tousles the hair falling on her face. A shiver flutters through her as she pushes up to sit in the shade of the flowering Mountain Ash above her. It’s just like the one she pictured outside the cabin he had promised to build for her. Standing, she spins in place, the skirt of her sundress lifting in the breeze. When her eyes land on the wooden structure, her heart skips. It’s exactly as he described it. The grass is cool beneath her feet, tickling her soles. Skipping up the stairs and across the porch, she throws the door open. Floorboards creak beneath her steps as she races from room to room, ending up where she started. Chest tightening when she doesn’t find him. 

A shadow blocks the sun streaming through the open door, and her breath catches. For a split second, she’s frozen in place, terrified that the slightest movement, the tiniest breath, will send it all up in a haze of smoke. The air shifts around her, and warm, rough-skinned hands rest on her shoulders.

Turning with a small cry, she breathes, “Dean.”

“Welcome home, baby.”

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[lost-lepord-beaniewrites]

𝙀𝙣𝙝𝙮𝙥𝙚𝙣 𝙧𝙚𝙖𝙘𝙩𝙞𝙤𝙣 𝙩𝙤 𝙮𝙤𝙪 𝙬𝙚𝙖𝙧𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙜𝙡𝙖𝙨𝙨𝙚𝙨

Heeseung

the both of you were playing a game on the tv and suddenly you couldn't see

so you paused the game

man was prolly like o.O "why did you pause"

and then you go, "wait ill go get something"

and then you come back with glasses on

he goes 🧍‍

Heeseung malfunctions

"you wear glasses ?"

and now you go "you didn't know?"

he vigorously shakes his head as no

"I've never seen you wear them "

then you explain to him that you've been wearing it ever since you were 15 and he goes 😮

bombards you with questions like

"can you see without them ? can you see in 4k with them ? does it hurt ?"

you answer every single one of them because man looked like this 🥺 while asking

the game you both played was long forgotten

scoops you to the end of the couch for you both to cuddle and for him to ask more questions

↬ Jay

he had brought you to this fancy restaurant for your date

you both were deciding on what to order now

but the words in the menu were tiny

and you couldn't read 🧍‍♀️

so you dig through your bag to find your glasses

mans just staring at you the whole time like what r u doing

then you bring out the glasses and he's like what-

he goes heart eyes 😍 inside

but outside he's like 🤨

then you notice him staring and you're like "what"

he goes "you wear glasses ??"

and you nod and he goes 🥺🥺

" why didn't you tell me? I would've bought you glasses"

and you go " that's why I didn't tell you"

acts like he's offended but gives in eventually

↬ Jake

He didn’t notice at first

He was concentrating on his food

But then, he sensed that you were in the kitchen with him and he looked up

He almost choked on his food, mind you

jake.exe.has.stopped.working 🧍‍

He immediately thinks about how you’re the most precious thing he’s ever seen in his life 🥺🥺

Blush blush blush 😳😳😳

Almost dies when you ask him what he thinks of your glasses

“They’re really nice. You look very pretty.”-

pls give this boy all the happiness in the world 🥺

He can’t keep his eyes off you at times

He loves it when you wear them because he genuinely loves how you look with them on

He is awfully gentle and careful with them if you ever ask him to look after the pair

Y’know, since he's a sweetheart 🥺🥺

He’s scared he might crush them poor bby

Likes watching you clean them, it’s sort of therapeutic for him ksksksk

He asks a lot of questions about them and why you need them because he is genuinely curious

He’s really comforting when other people make fun of your glasses

He just needs to stand over them and glare down at them until they stop grrrr

And then he gives you lots of compliments because Jake is a sweetheart and you can’t convince me otherwise

↬ Sunghoon

he didn't give much reaction outside

just with his usual 😐 face

but boy in the inside he was all like

rainbows and butterflies 🌈🌈🦋🦋

why are you this cute

he'd be staring at you and you feel a burning sensation in the back of your skull

so you turn back to him staring

MAN DOESN'T BREAK EYE CONTACT

so you're like 🤨

and he goes

you look sexy

WITH A STRAIGHT FACE I-

KZFVCKIGUVKFCGFKCU

and now you malfunction skksks 😳😳

and you then say

thanks hoon

smiles whenever he sees you with glasses

if you're not wearing them, scolds you and makes you wear them

he cleans them for you when he sees them somewhere

loves seeing you with them

↬ Sunoo

HELLLLL YESSSSSS

HE WAS WAITING FOR THIS DAY

He finds people who wear glasses so damn attractive

homeboi went shopping the next day and bought an identical pair for himself 😎

So now both of you look FABULOUS *hair flip*

forces you into taking 1000 selfies with him 😒

He knows it must be a bit difficult to wear glasses since you need to take care of them all the time

So he relieves you from a burden and buys you a bunch of quality made cloths to clean them 🥺🥺

Will proudly show you to everyone (before proceeding to pull out his own glasses to accompany yours) 😎

If anyone says anything to you about those glasses, he will personally take offence

“What did you say? Did you just say that we have the most stunning pairs of glasses you’ve ever seen? Did you say we are the prettiest people you’ve seen all day? Because I know you did not just say my lovely partner’s glasses are ‘weird’. I’ll have you know-“ 😤😤

loves seeing you wear them

hints about how you should wear glasses more often

↬ Jungwon

I honestly don't know how he'll react tbh

but i feel like

He really acted like he couldn’t care less at first

OK you have glasses, so what?

But his heart was threatening to burst inside badamp badamp 😳

Damn it, why must you do this to him?

He teases you whenever he gets the chance and that’s whenever he’s awake skskskks

after all what can you expect from savage won 😒

“Are those to make you look smarter than you actually are?”

He doesn’t mean any of it

He just wants a reaction out of you

checks your reaction because he doesn't want you to get mad or sad hey that rhymed

he’ll ask you lots of questions about your glasses

He realizes that having glasses can be a bit of a hassle so he offers to clean them from time to time 🥺🥺

He’s so straightforward about how much he likes seeing you with your glasses on, he will bluntly ask you wear them more

God forbid anyone say anything remotely bad about you or your glasses

He will hunt them down 😤😤

He would be totally impressed every time you wear them

↬ Niki

this kid.......

W h a t 🧍‍

No, seriously, what?

You gave glasses???

Since when? Why do you need them?? Are your eyes broken?? *Gasp* :o

It took a while but you explained to riki why exactly you needed your glasses

He would make fun of you in a non offensive way

“Ahaha, ya look like such a dork. Pfffttt.”

In reality, he actually thinks that they are really cool, especially if you have any patterns or different colors on them 🥺🥺

He watches in pure fascination as you wipe them using a cloth and contact lens solution🥺🥺

Only pokes fun at you because he means the opposite

Is the type of person to grab your glasses, put them on himself before asking you how he looks

He likes to joke about how serious you look with glasses on

Please don’t let him look after your glasses

He’ll break them in under two minutes oops

Will get really fired up if someone else were to tease you about wearing glasses

“Excuse you! Do ya know who this is? This is my s/o and they are the most amazing thing that’s ever happened to me, glasses or not. And ya don’t have the right to throw any insults at them because you’re not exactly good looking yourself y’know? Maybe you need some glasses since you clearly can’t see how-“ 😤

Cue an hour long rant about why you’re amazing

but tbh he'll enjoy every second with you glasses or not 🥺💗

[leossmoonn]

AHH OK you having a bf already but that doesn't stop stefan from being in love with you and yk damon finds out about this when stefan gets drunk and starts ranting and yk damon isn't the best secret keeper so one day someone like caroline or elena yells at stefan for doing something wrong and then damon tells everyone about stefan's secret while trying to defend him and you're just standing there like :0

Proof damn is always the villain /hj

“She’s so beautiful!” Stefan sings. Yes you read that right. Stefan is fucking singing abt you. “She has great smelling hair, beautiful eyes, her smile lights up a room! And her body, man, it’s amazingggg” (great song imo)

Damon cannot stand this anymore “SHE HAS A BOYFRIEND BOZO”

Stefan is like “and yet I’m in love with herrrrr”

Drunk stefan is the best change my mind

Okay so Caroline is yelling at stefan bc he didn’t do smth she told him to lol

And Damon is like “give him a break! He’s hung up on Y/n who has a bf. It’s breaking his heart.”

“He what?” Your voice sounds

Caroline is like: 😡😧😮😲🏃‍♀️

Damon: ☹️🙁😟🥲😅😊😇

Stefan: 😡😣😕😳

You’re like: 🧍‍♀️

Okay I’ll stop w the emojis

“H-Hi Y/n,” stefan awkwardly laughs

“Hey…” you trail off. “Sorry you had to hear that,” stefan glares at Damon

“It’s alright. I-I’ll just pretend I didn’t hear anything.” You literally run away

Little do you guys know you two end up together hehe

[feelingofcontent]

DNP Rewatch: Reacting To Myself On A TV Quiz Show!

Date video was published: 03/10/2019 (X)

DNP Main Channel Rewatch: 390

Phil talks about his experience on The Weakest Link, which he hadn’t done in detail in a video before. Though he had made reference to it a few times and tweeted about it. Dan also randomly tweeted about this video when Phil posted it.

0:08 - did not really need to start this video with second-hand cringe

0:21 - I have no memory of this at all...Phil’s annotations though 😂

0:32 - and the car insurance commercial, which he had talked about several times. yikes. Phil really does have issues on TV

0:50 - I used to watch the US version of the show

0:58 - Phil does not have confidence in himself on this

1:05 - love his immediate little giggle

1:15 - definitely at a bad hair stage 😂 one of my favorite things though was Dan always thinking that this was Phil’s natural hair color, but then finding out from Phil during a joint live show that it was not. if someone knows what live show that is, send it to me because I can’t remember

1:28 - of course he did. I love Phil so much

1:40 - that is important context if you’ve never seen that game show

1:51 - he definitely sounds more northern too

2:21 - Phil’s face in the corner as he tries to process the question is great

2:39 - he just has resting bored face I guess, haha

2:55 - love Phil’s editing additions to the footage too. I wonder if he had to ask the BBC for the show footage for this.

3:09 - yeah the wording of some of these questions seem really convoluted

3:34 - also enjoy the behind-the-scenes insight into how things are filmed

3:40 - Phil constantly just roasting his past self 😂

3:53 - “betrayal!”

4:07 - Phil smiling because he knows the roast is coming

4:16 - wtf past Phil, lol

4:23 - I would be so terrified being put on the spot with questions like this

4:30 - LMAO deceased at Phil’s own reaction to himself describing YouTube as “films”

4:42 - glad Phil is also confused about that and it’s not just a UK thing

4:53 - same Phil reaction as to “films”

4:48 - weird-Phil era! incredible. do not think that video is still public anywhere

5:02 - he did air-quotes correctly! 😮

5:09 - oooo, really roasting the hair

5:22 - lol at Phil pointing out that her hair was almost the same

5:30 - ouch. just leading them into insulting each other

5:57 - more excellent annotation additions

6:12 - that one was easier since it was only a choice between two

6:38 - Phil still remembers his reasoning

7:20 - love that he says “always guess” here and later he will just make guesses

7:52 - he’s so surprised at his past self

8:07 - lol, of course he did. and more behind-the-scenes insights

8:32 - you can see the fear in his eyes...would not want to be on the spot like that either

8:50 - somehow I’m sure there were more leading questions

9:15 - he does do quite well for the first few rounds!

9:51 - “yes! geeky question!” I’m sure he was excited to hear that one

10:07 - “how would anyone know that?!” immediately answers in the past 😂

10:20 - lol at his mind still going to the same wrong answer. I love that his housemates roasted him for that afterwards

10:31 - I’ve never noticed him just saying “whisk” there before

10:48 - yikes, Phil. the show did seem to want them to insult each other though

11:26 - oh no! he’s getting worse. maybe he was getting more nervous. also oops at him saying “bank” when he meant to pass

12:00 - that was a bad round. slightly better for current Phil, though he didn’t attempt to answer that last one

12:41 - smart strategy on Clare’s part if so!

13:11 - honest Phil there! also love Anne’s “exactly”

13:40 - the questions are definitely harder in this round...but lol at using “Alaska” as the guess

14:08 - somewhat surprised he got a tool question correct

14:55 - never choose to go first!

15:04 - already dying at the look on Phil’s face in the corner...also coming up with “gnu” as an answer at all...what 😂

15:13 - Dan still roasting him about his is amazing

16:21 - this seems like the easiest question of this bunch by far

16:56 - he tried; so close!

17:34 - awww, yes Phil 😊

18:00 - I love that he kept it a secret until they saw the episode

This is one of my favorites of Phil’s early-2019 videos. The running “betrayal” joke is great and it’s just an amusing video to me overall.

[atopearth]

The Fruit of Grisaia Part 5 - Suou Amane Route

Well, I definitely didn't expect Yuuji to just take Amane as his girlfriend just like that and even tell her he thinks that he loves her because I honestly don't feel it lol. Anyway, interesting that he's okay with her being his girlfriend but also told her that he can't be her boyfriend, which I guess is understandable since in this route he seems to be in the state where he enjoys being with her but he doesn't want to hurt her or make her too attached so he wants to kinda keep his distance. But it's kinda useless imo, because if she likes him enough to agree to his weird conditions, she's already way too attached to him. LMAO, I love how Makina is the one teaching Amane to give Yuuji some space and not to go overboard with the flirting and trying to spend every waking moment with him, because it's true, Amane can be quite overbearing and sometimes I need space away from her and I'm not even Yuuji😅😅

Aww, Amane is so mature, Yuuji was late for dinner for over 2 hours and she just took it in stride, and just told him that a phone call next time would be good. She even bothered to make a mapo tofu changing the meat to beans because she knows he would prefer that. She's so attentive. On the other hand, Yuuji is quite weirdly affectionate to her compared to the other girls' routes imo lol, especially when he told her to go ahhh so he could feed her, like dang. It's nice but so weird haha. Well, I guess I should have expected Amane and Yuuji to be the route to move the fastest in terms of romance lol, they've already had sex and it's barely been a day or two lolll. Omggg when Yuuji just told the whole world he had sex with Amane last night and that's why she was spaced out enough to destroy her cooking. It's just so cringeeee imo LOL, I'm sorry Yuuji. Honestly, I hate to say this but dang Amane can be so...weird, creepy and obsessed??? LOL. I wanna say she's cute but alot of the things she does is so over the top loll. On the other hand, it's kinda weird and awkward how serious the Yuuji in this route is, even thinking about something like the possibility of marrying Amane lol. It's like completely different from how he treated Michiru, I demand justice for Michiru!🥲

Honestly, I thought the Yuuji calling JB thing to show Amane she's not his girlfriend was too much already, but now he's like he doesn't want to spend too much time with Chizuru just in case Amane gets anxious is just so..frustrating? Like, I understand it's the start of the relationship blah blah, but c'mon, he's with Chizuru for work, he can't accommodate Amane's suspicions for everything, does he plan to always limit his interactions with women just because? Personally, I think it's ridiculous rather than caring. And omg I don't mind how sexually forward Amane is but I actually find her relationship with Yuuji very boring LOL, they just have sex, eat together and make jokes, which is nice but the way they go about it is just very uninteresting and I just feel like I'm always reading the same thing with them. It's even more boring than Yumiko's route was for me tbh. Something I really like about the girls is how supportive they are to whoever Yuuji chooses in that route, it's so sweet to see how caring they are. Lmao at Amane having a diary detailing what she cooked for Makina and Yuuji, she's really dedicated to properly recording what they like and their nutritional balance. Seeing Yuuji and Amane so clingy to each other is so... weird LOL. Yuuji just feels so not like "himself" imo. Lmao at everyone just smacking Amane's ass when she's wearing the yukata🤣

I didn't expect Amane to actually have been Yuuji's sister's classmate😮 and to be the only survivor in the incident where a bus carrying the basketball team members back from summer camp "disappeared". I guess when Yuuji confronted Amane about her past and wanting to worry about her, he didn't expect his own past to be relevant. Oh the bus plunged off a cliff and Amane survived?😮 Oh wow, I didn't expect Kazuki to have white hair and be so short haha. She always sounded so mature, reliable and cool, so I always thought she would be kinda like Yumiko, black hair like Yuuji and mature. I guess it's pretty amazing how Amane still kept up writing in her diary even in a life or death situation. I always thought Kazuki would have lots of friends considering how reliable she seemed in her parents' and Yuuji's eyes, so it's kinda cute how she refers to Amane as her best friend now haha. It's sad that everyone had to see the dead bodies of their friends, that's tough. I also feel sorry for Ochi, he's a young teacher, the only guy, and the only adult so he has to be the "responsible" one, it's hard. Or not, since he seems to have just left everything to the Captain. Honestly, even though the Captain isn't the greatest leader, I really can't fault her in this situation because I don't think I would do any better knowing that people are relying on me in this life or death situation. The only thing I'm worried about is how screwed they are tbh lol. Btw I'm so glad we have Kazuki because I really wanted to give up on Amane's route before this, it was so boring lol, the story is so much more interesting with Kazuki.

Lmao at Kazuki getting flustered over Amane saying she likes Kazuki the most out of everyone, she was so cute. Honestly though, Amane and Kazuki feel like a better match than Amane and Yuuji lol. I can't really comment on it being weird for Yuuji and Kazuki to still take baths together at their age because I don't remember their age difference lol but I assume Yuuji is like 10 years old since this incident was 5-6 years ago, so I guess it is kinda awkward for kids their age to still be bathing together🧐 Lmao at Kazuki taking baths without telling Amane that there was a place to all this time🤣 The more they talk about food and how the captain girl and the teacher have the food reserves, I feel like someone's going to kill them for either hiding food or having eaten all the food tbh.. I see, so Ochi ended up leaving to try and find a way out of the forest. I think what's most saddening is Hirooka's situation. I would honestly rather die than to be in her situation. Her legs are broken, she can't do anything herself, she's unbearably itchy, in pain, no appetite etc, I can't imagine even wanting to live in her situation. 

Anyway, things happened as I expected and I'm kinda disappointed that it went with the most basic ending I thought lol. On the other hand, considering how "smart" Kazuki is, I found it very dumb of her to show Amane Ochi and the captain cutting up human meat to distribute to the others. Honestly, Amane was very silly to not realise, but she was probably too hungry to be able to think so I don't blame her, I just kinda blame the writer for the typical ending when Kazuki was a very cool character that could have "died" in a better way. But I guess if it didn't go as we all should have expected, then Kazuki might not have been able to predict it, and Amane wouldn't have been able to escape. Anyway, Kazuki and Amane definitely have the greater romance, but I guess that's to be expected since from the beginning Amane has been wanting to do whatever she can for Yuuji so that she can believe being alive is okay, especially since she is living for Kazuki's brother, the person she loved the most in this world. But yeah, it's still saddening to feel and see that even though Amane survived such hellish days, she couldn't fight against the emotional turmoil of the people around her judging her on their own morals and thoughts with no regard to her as a person. I think if her parents could have properly expressed their happiness that she was alive, it would have helped her mental health alot. But really, she's pretty sane in her own right considering how traumatising the whole thing was during her time in the mountains and after it. 

Anyway, another thing I wanted to talk about was the "ghoul" thing where Kazuki said to not see the others as humans anymore, which felt kinda weird imo because eating their friends was basically inevitable and even Amane thought about it. I'd say the only thing that made them truly "inhumane" was them wanting to kill Amane and Kazuki for knowing, and possibly to eat them for meat too, otherwise I really couldn't blame them. I wanted to say that it's kinda crazy how the captain kept up her "responsibility" feeding and caring for the others, but I guess she needed others to do the same thing as her to justify her actions more than she actually cared about their well-being. I kinda wish we got to know more about each girl's "ending" though because I really liked all their different personalities, and I honestly enjoyed the interactions between them. Sakuma and Ibuki were cute, and they all really grew on me so I kinda wanted something more instead of them dying eventually because of the ill prepared meat etc.

Yuuji telling Amane that she can stay with him forever as her "punishment" and hoping she'll learn to forgive herself as she stays with him is kinda nice I guess lol. Well, guess the dead captain's dad wants "revenge" on Amane for being the only one who survived that ordeal. Anyway, the good ending had things solved very easily lol. Honestly, I would have preferred more and "better" romance between Amane and Yuuji than just kinda having time pass and they having lived their whole lives together, only for Amane to only truly let go of things by the time she was like about to die lol. Like, I know she still had a happy life but it just felt very unsatisfying for a good ending. On the other hand, I quite liked the bad ending! Amane's desperation in trying to save Yuuji from the crazy guy was really admirable and it really felt like her responsibility and love bursted out enough that she refused to let anyone do anything to him. It was also more satisfying because in this ending, we get to see the message Kazuki left for Amane, whereas I was annoyed they didn't go check again in the good ending.

Overall, the only thing I enjoyed about Amane's route was her past with Kazuki. I honestly enjoyed Amane and Kazuki's relationship much more than Amane and Yuuji's because it had proper development and I loved how fun Kazuki was. She definitely carried this route for me haha. The past and the route itself had a lacklustre ending but I guess Kazuki's existence makes up for it lol. Anyway, I just felt that Amane and Yuuji's romance was very forced, and yeah it was supposed to be like that in the beginning because she wanted to make up for the fact that she felt like he lost his sister because of her, so she wanted to be a sort of replacement out of responsibility for her death, which was understandable, but I don't buy the part where she "really fell in love" with him. I feel like even until the end and in both endings, Amane's "love" was more responsibility than anything else. As for Yuuji, I think his love is pretty much how he says it is tbh, he considers her a "convenient" woman that everyone would love in one package for a wife, someone who cooks, waits for him to come home, is sexy blah blah, so it's comfortable for him considering his work and crazy life. But it really never felt like romantic love for me and I think that's my biggest problem with this route, that I just couldn't feel their love for each other. So yeah, Kazuki and the flashback is great but the rest was meh imo.

[theenchantedflame]

Codependency my enemy. Facing all the demons got me loosing all my energy. It’s draining me, gotta face reality but I ain’t trynna see the BS the world has for me. Especially now…..trynna make it, beat the odds somehow. Wishing that I could make momma proud cause life’s a bitch but I’m Trynna hold my crown. What if she could see me now…..A clown. Or is that just my mind telling me some bullshit? WOW 😮 Infinity that’s the loop. Forever abundant but is that the truth? torn between living in my misery or jumping the broom. To say yes to myself and fuck whoever else because saying yes to you is bad for my health. I find myself always wanting to be perfect. Always wanting to be the ultimate fit when honestly I’m hallow inside, I can no longer pretend. I’m comfortable but I don’t want to be. Trynna face these demons is hell you see. Taking all over me, thinking all explosively, darkness is all I see, really searching for the key, got to change my reality. I don’t need anyone else to feel love. I’m destined for greatness as I hold my self up. Everything is within even though I can’t see. A reminder to myself, I don’t need anyone else to validate me. Fuck the dark. I am the light. Shadows are an illusion a wolf in disguise. I shall not succumb to your disease. I shall not allow the shadows to alter my being. My space, my place, my happiness, my peace of mind. I cast the away I choose me this time. Get out get out get out!!!!!! Get away from me. Today is a good day just let me be. Release your hold. Loosen your grip. I just want to breathe. I have to strip…..Away……all the pain, all the anger, all the guilt, all the shame, all the things that brought upon this darkness. That little girl inside that just wanted to shine her light. The little girl inside that didn’t stand a chance because nothing ever went right…..To the little girl who doesn’t know what it’s like to feel love. To the part of my subconscious mind that doesn’t feel good enough. This too shall pass it’s me and you. I will never leave or forsake you. I will always be by your side. I will hold your hand and walk with you through the darkness as we are the light. There is nothing to fear……You are never alone. There is always a place inside to call home. Just go inside and think of your happy place. Have fun, enjoy, experience, EMBRACE Every moment as we don’t know our time. So why not have fun until we have reached that line. There’s nothing to fear but fear itself. It can hold you back or you can use it to better self. Use it to understand yourself to grow. Of course there is always gonna be fear when you step outside of your comfort zone. Acknowledge that is it there. Thank it for letting you know you are on the right path, get to working, put your foot on the gas. Never give up. In the darkness lies the truth. You are the light you need. Just be kind to you.