#i just need a blade. and i need to go apeshit with it...

[chronicowboy]

really do think swinging a sword around could fix me. or hacking my way through a dense jungle environment with a machete.

[fan-burns]

Currently on a Rescue bots rewatch binge and season one Cody is hitting harder than he should. So to avoid psychoanalyzing myself I’m gonna rant about Cody on Patrol.

Yeah, Cody is ooc but he’s, like, 11. Little guy just wants to find his place in the world.

Love how absolutely nothing on Griffin Rock can be simple. No, we can’t have a normal trash compactor, we need a Mad Max machine on treads to get rid of some garbage.

The parts when Cody and the Chief bond over Rolling Thunder was adorable. The ceremony killed me and Heatwave pulled the trigger. The end of the episode was a double tap.

Fun fact!! This episode has several cool floating alt-vehicle things such as a floating stroller/bike thing that never reappear in the show!

I completely forgot that the Greenes had dogs. Like where tf did they go?

What is it with the bots and literally l e a p i n g into action? Now I understand why people compare these guys to cats. They are feral, frothing at the mouth ready to save the day. God forbid one of them gets violent (subtle foreshadowing)

Cody and Boulder’s interactions are just…godteir writing and it feels like there’s a gun pointed at my heart every time Boulder uses the soft voice tm

“My daddy isn’t here,” girl WHERE TF IS HE THEN? WHAT IS IT WITH THIS MAN AND DISAPPEARING, WHERE DOES HE RUN OFF TO?

I wonder if the operator knows the Greenes by heart. Like the second Frankie of Doc calls, they just patch them to the firehouse. Also how the fuck are there phone operators in 2012?

Heatwave continues to be the best character in history by his hidden lines of “big boy” and “That’s not good” the second Boulder goes apeshit. They’re both brief and hard to hear but I swear to you they are real. I never noticed them until now and I have not been the same since. I thought he only called Boulder bug boy in Christmas in July. Somehow he’s fruitier than the orange creamsicle.

Also Heatwave’s line about the Scrapmaster being as touch as a Cybertronian has me howling like what is this thing made of?

Horny posting but do you think the Nanites would be a popular steroid on Cybertron? Especially for enhancing interfacing? I can see buildboards with these little guys on it that says something like “These babies will have you ‘facing like a Predacon” and several thousand bots would be lined up just to get some.

Think of the smut fics

No seriously image Heatwave getting slammed to the ground and moaning and Boulder’s apologizing as he pins him down but Heatwave’s completely fine with it DO YOU SEE THE VISION-

“Sorry tree” MY BAAAAAABYYYYYYYY 😭

“Just be glad I didn’t have to tackle you and give you a thumping” Heatwave it’s ok, sweetie. You can say that you want him. If Blades can get a bf so can you. Slay queen.

Chief’s “I lied!” as he’s chased by his kids will always add 5 extra years to my life.

Also AGAIN WITH BOULDER’S SOFT VOICE I CAN’T

[saudariel]

a haladriel brainrot playlist for all your haladriel brainrot needs. i swear there is a narrative thread going on here if you squint. legend has it that if you listen to this playlist in order then you too will be plagued by the Visions that haunt me 👁

alt/metal. 2hrs 40mins right now (to be continued). starts out chill and then gets heavier. there's screaming but nothing too wild. propaganda (lyrics that make me go absolutely apeshit) below the cut. not for every song because the playlist is too long, but there is still a lot so brace yourself lmao

listen on Spotify here ♥️

chokehold // sleep token

When we were made, it was no accident We were tangled up like branches in a flood I come as a blade, a sacred guardian So you keep me sharp and test my worth in blood You've got me in a chokehold

alkaline // sleep token

Every once in a while something changes And she's changing me It's too late for me now, I am altered There is something beneath She's not acid nor alkaline Caught between black and white Not quite either day or night She's perfectly misaligned I'm caught up in her design And how it connects to mine I see in a different light The objects of my desire

sun killer // spiritbox

I was born to break, shallow paradise Consumed, I ignore meteoric rise If the blade is dull, there is consequence You displace the host, there is no defense Tell me the waves won't rise And monsters will fade with time To temper the blaze with the twist of a knife A sun killer lullaby

mine // sleep token

We balance fire in the earth we walk Will never stop me reaching forth To see you again With colors over all the wasted years Eternity will bring you near I know you can see I know you can see That you will be mine

abysm // unprocessed

You showed me the world, our planet You talked to me when I was fragile You gave me back my will to focus I don't know anything, but to be with you Until we're gone to waste, I'll be there Dive into the world that we share When I hear your voice, I still know Everything is well until you're gone

everything starts and ends with you // in this moment

Nothing, nowhere, no one ever measures up No sun, no moon, no sky blinds me like you do No place, no storm, no oceans in between us Could keep me away from you Everything starts and ends with you The earth stood still, we burst alive The universe and stars align, as we collide

and the snakes start to sing // bring me the horizon

Don't say I'm better off dead 'Cause heaven's full and hell won't have me Won't you make some room in your bed Well, you could lock me up in your heart And throw away the key Won't you take me out of my head?

abandon // andromida feat. daedric

I conjure the phantom of another hollow you Then drag it to the bottom Pretending in a cycle I find sacred But I mean nothing to you Just a piece of the pattern in your ruse I spiral into chaos riptides

sanctify me // in this moment

Feel the wrath, your doom, these flames I know why you feel so empty like me Feel the force, the chaos, engage Don't you forget we are the same Go ahead, set me free Wash away this dirt in me I wanna feel more holy Take away this hurt in me Show me who I am inside your light Give me just what I need Baptize and sanctify me

antimatter // silent planet

We are broken bodies bound for each other In the impact we become antimatter The dust hasn't settled but we feel the decay Torn limb from limb I am swearing your name Our hands collide, we brace together In the impact we become antimatter

parasite // red handed denial

I know your name, so show me your face And I won't give in to your malevolence When the parasite inside my mind remains alive Left paralyzed and victimized, frozen in time Because I'm not your puppet, not your prey You won't take control of me again The parasite I'll exorcise This body's mine Cast it out, watch it die

collider // silent planet

Does it kill you to see me Under the same unfolding sky? Believe me, I have tried to search the stars for compromise But none of us are innocent, my scars are witnesses So feast your eyes and spring the trap I can still feel the daggers staring into my back Break me down to entropy Till you find the lie inside belief

hurt you // spiritbox

We are failing in crisis mode Mutually assured destruction Love the proxy and burn the bones So I smile in the snare of devotion I hope you find what you're fighting for I am happier when I hurt you Your medicine is the coldest war I am happier when I hurt you

blood // in this moment

apparition // sleep token

I hate you for the sacrifices you made for me I hate you for every time you ever bled for me I hate you for the way you smile when you look at me I hate you for never taking control of me I hate you for always saving me from myself I hate you for always choosing me and not someone else I hate you for always pulling me back from the edge I hate you for every kind word you ever said

So let's make trouble in the dream world Hijack heaven with another memory now I make the most of the turning tide It just split what's left of the burning silence Don't wait, 'cause this could be the last time You turn up in the reveries of my mind I wake up to a suicide frenzy Loaded dreams still leave me empty

coldharbour // daedric

Keep my soul in your possession I'm afraid to lose my faith If I hold on till the morning Would you claim it for me? If you kill my flesh tomorrow Then I’ll take my final breath It'll turn into a last laugh And I'll lay in a silent death

vore // sleep token

You have become the voice in my head Only recourse we're left after death Your viscera welcome me in, welcome me in My life is torn, my bones, they bleed My metaphors fall short in the end Your flesh and bone welcome me in, welcome me in Are you in pain like I am? Will we remain stuck in the throat of gods? Will the pain stop if we go deeper?

[midwestbarghest]

"Welcome to Thedas!"

Introducing a 30 day art challenge where drawings, photos, screenshots, cosplay, writing, and whatever else you feel like creating is a-okay!

A simple prompt list for Dragon Age fans of all kinds. There is no pressure to do every day, in the "proper" order, or even in the same medium! I just wanted to give fans a fun little thing to pass the time while we all wait for the Veilguard drop this Autumn <3

Each prompt is up to personal interpretation- there is no right or wrong way to go about this. If you think a piece about Hawke fighting the Arishok is fitting for "Sticks and Stones" and then Sera goin' apeshit throwing jars of questionable substances for "Bees?", then absolutely go for it!

I just hope you have fun!

There's no hashtag or tagging needed or made for this, but I do enjoy seeing what you create if you DO follow any prompts from here! <3

List of prompts:

An Oath

Dragon’s Fire

Sticks and Stones

Brush with Death

Midnight Rendezvous

Healing Gift

Sharp Smiles

Dull Blades

Gentleness

Wild Spirit

Smoke and Song

One More Wish

Veins of Ice

Elfroot Supremacy

Blood and Gold

Broken Whispers

Heartache

Date Night

Starlight Waltz

Bees?

Scent of Pine

A Hoarse Voice

Clipped Wings

Ancient Vow

Into the Fire

Potionmaker

Hidden Corners

Spying Eyes

Found Family

Well… shit.

[tokiro07]

Toki Reads Shonen Jump 2025, Issue #1: Heart Week

One Piece: The Straw Hats reunite and we get our first glimpse of Elbaf in it entirety, along with an ominous warning about staying too long. I can't help but feel that the crew reunited a little too quickly, I imagine there's some plotpoint still to come out of that

HxH: Morena and Borksen make out with tongue off-screen, convincing Borksen to join the Heil-ly. This is probably some kinda 4D chess move, but the idea that she had a lesbian awakening is a lot more compelling to me

Yozakura: Asa informs Taiyo that his plan of shooting himself in the heart is going to prove fatal, and Asa's presence is the only thing sustaining him; Taiyo responds by punching him. I'm honestly not worried about Taiyo at all; I'd bet money that Kyoichiro's True Blooming is going to be what saves him

Undead Unluck: Fuuko realizes that the final Sacred Treasure, The Heart, has to be accessible based on Luna's usual tricks; thanks to a hint from Sean, Fuuko deduces that it's her own literal heart and asks Andy to rip it out. To be honest, when she said "a Negator that dies easily" I thought for sure she meant Unhealthy, but this is a lot more impactful

Roboco: Roboco manifests the ability to summon the Negator font from Undead Unluck and accidentally squanders all of her screentime using it to make gags. Without any sense of bias, this is easily the best chapter in the series

Sakamoto: Tenkyu asks Shin if he's tired of being nice and if he wants to just go apeshit; Torres appears from seemingly nowhere to ask Atari for help with gambling on horses. Tenkyu's accusation that Shin is no different from him is fairly standard, but Shin's begrudging agreement is going to live in my head for a while

EluSam: The stresses of war and age catch up with Sadamune as the battle becomes more desperate; Sadamune and Tokiyuki accidentally meet up and decide to share a drink. I often wonder if familiarity with Japanese history would deepen my appreciation for this story or if seeing how much it deviates would irritate me, cus I get the feeling Tokiyuki and Sadamune never actually interacted at all

Witch Watch: Kuon hears Hibana's backstory and decides to become her white knight. I assume Hibana is the one who gives Kuon his scar, and I kind of hope she survives this flashback to give him more angst later

Blue Box: Chinatsu's dad approves of her and Taiki's relationship and introspects on how he's been shirking his responsibilities as a parent. "A child is simply doing what they can within their own world" feels like it might be the thesis statement of the series

Akane: Shiguma overhears that Kiroku is risking expulsion by allowing him and Issho to perform, but Kiroku rebuts that expelling his students would betray his art. The idea of taking the mistakes of your past and turning them into a better future is lovely, and I think a lesson that may need to be redirected towards Issho

Kill Blue: The contests for the bonuses begin; the Home-Ec Club wins a roast off, but loses at Fornite, leaving them with an eating contest for Noren's least favorite food. A funny chapter, but I'm still not sold on the stakes; aside from pride, what fate will befall the Home-Ec Club if they fail?

Nue: Gakuro lops off Rido's hands and Rido's domain begins to collapse; as Gakuro drowns in the ensuing flood, Fujino saves him and uses his inability to hear her as an excuse to confess. For how little context I remember of it, the way Fujino's conflict is portrayed is pretty compelling, and I'm glad to see her being honest with her feelings; now do the same for Kazusa and MAKE THIS POLY

Kagurabachi: Samura seemingly kills Chihiro then goes to meet with the Hishaku to exposit on his motivations; his contract with them acts as a check and balance for the harm they can potentially cause with the Enchanted Blades. That definitely makes his plan seem less stupid, but they're definitely going to find a workaround; that one shot of the owl eyes in the sky was the sickest goddamn thing I've seen in a while

Chojo: Copbot seems to drop dead and the cast plays Among Us. Not much to say aside from it being a pretty solid gag

Astro Royale: The cast defeats Himuro with some solid combos, and Kinpa kisses Hibaru to save him from drowning. Wasn't there a whole thing about them being bad at combos? I guess it shows growth, even if they didn't have an inciting moment for it

Kiyoshi: Kiyoshi wakes up in the hospital and gets exposition on the Black Parade, learning that he might still be able to save the people sacrificed to summon Asuta Roth; Sakaki brings everyone to a hot springs. Now that a more concrete goal has been established, I anticipate that I'll start to feel a lot more invested going forward

Hima-Ten: Tenichi sees Himari rejecting a confession and accidentally says some smooth words that get her to start considering her own feelings; he also learns about the lucky lip balm and anticipates whether Honoka will be wearing it at their stargazing. Please let Himari start actually liking him outright so we can actually start analyzing the love triangle(s)

Ichi: Monigold exposits on Togeice's past and reputation, building her up as a lot more capable than her bad sense of direction gave the impression of, though her grand displays of power still prove less fitting for this challenge than Ichi's hunting skills. "She's next in line to lead Mantinel" is an AWFUL flag to raise so early for both Monigold AND Togeice, one of them is DEFINITELY dying sooner or later

Shinobi: Aoi's chauffeur, Mimizuku, is revealed to a ninja and her caretaker; despite playing a role, Mimizuku genuinely cares for Aoi and is glad that a change in management has given her the opportunity to live happily. The revelation that the current operator is actually a sudden replacement for a previous one is pretty suspicious, though perhaps it's only for the sake of the plot...?

Hakutaku: Mizuki calls out Zenji for assuming their late brother was unhappy with his life, causing Zenji to reevaluate his priorities and join as the team's programmer. "If the adults aren't cool, no one will ever want to grow up into one" resonated with me, but it's a line that feels like it's meant to wrap up a theme that wasn't actually being explored

Syd Craft: On a train to a play, Syd runs into Souffle and a con artist that she's captured; the con artist escapes, and Syd deduces that she's disguised as Souffle; Syd and Souffle go to the play together. The idea that Syd thinks Souffle hates his guts when really she's just overly competitive makes for a cute dynamic; can't wait for Souffle and Elio to start interacting

Ruri Dragon: Ruri's horns become Mood Horns, and she gives a rousing speech to kick off the sports festival. Any chapter where we learn a little more about Ruri's dragon traits is a good one for me, but this was also just an all around sweet chapter

This week's top 3:

Undead Unluck, obviously, this twist is literally heart-wrenching

Nue's Exorcist for actually making forward progress in what I think might be the first chapter I've actively enjoyed from this series

Syd Craft for continuing to endear me to its cast and concept so strongly

Honorable mentions go to Roboco for the Undead Unluck reference, Kagurabachi for its instantly iconic panel, and Shinobi Undercover for having such a sweet and endearing parental figure

It feels a little odd that I'm three-for-three on voting for Syd and I haven't voted for Ichi in quite some time...it's not that Ichi isn't grabbing me or compelling me, it's just...not wowing me, I guess? I wonder if writing for both UU and Ichi is skewing my perspective on Ichi's story progression and presentation...

[lizenzkreuz]

i need the vasco lore so: 🌾 🌼 and 🌿 please!!!

🌾 If there was a demon trying to trap/take over Rook, what kind would be the most successful? What would break their hold? Ok! I was thinking about this because of the whole thing about being a Crow and whether or not he attended the Circle of Magi in Antiva City and his Harrowing!! When he attended his Harrowing I think the Enchanters summoned either a form of a desire demon or maybe a rage demon. I think the desire demon would turn into something like longing or yearning and not even in the romantic sense but subconsciously there is just so much Vasco longs for that he doesn’t even realise, especially when he was a teenager when his Harrowing happened! Like imagine being an angry little teenager and all you want to is to be taken seriously, acknowledged and also maybe start transitioning lol. The rage demon on the other hand would probably just go “aren’t you tired of being nice? Don’t you just wanna go apeshit?” especially in the time during the Veilguard, when he has to be "normal" for the team LOL. A desire demon during the time of Veilguard would still probably try to get him with the yearning, being seen, being allowed to drop his walls and would probably all do it in the form of Lucanis, too. Funnily enough I think he would also be susceptible to spite because of the whole “you just don’t know when to quit.” In the end both during his Harrowing and in general I think it would be Viago’s words of “stop and think for a second” that would pull him out of it.

🌿 Does your Rook have any tattoos? What was the moment when they got them like? If they’re a Crow, where is their de Riva brand located? What vallaslin do they have/how did they earn it if they’re Dalish?

I gave Vasco body tattoos in game but mostly I liked how it gave the body extra texture lol. Beyond the de Riva brand, he doesn’t have any tattoos and if I knew what the de Riva brand looked like I would have an easier time deciding where it is, too! But my first instinct would tell me between the shoulder blades?

For the Vallaslin - he never got it because he wasn’t old enough and now, after basically being a city elf for so long, he doesn’t feel connected enough to his Dalish roots to still get one done. He would have gotten either Dirthamen or Falon’Din Vallaslin though. :3 

Pictures as a treat, if he still lived with his clan (without his funny eye and scars).

🌼already answered!

[theboytatu]

se me olvida q nos podemos hablar en español... IGUAL, COMO ESTUVO EL CONCIERTO !!! Detalles... fotos .. videos POR FAVOR 😭😭😭 review

AHHH SI ES CIERTO! wowww que hermoso poder hablar en español también amo <3 but i'll just post this in english so everyone can understand it. honestly? it was hands down the best kpop concert i've been to hfksjdkkf (others i've seen were blackpink, nct 127 and loona) so it might not be a lot but holy shit. the crowd went APESHIT it was by far the best crowd for me and i think the best they have seen cause they said it too hfkdjfkg 😭 they sold out the venue and you could tell it was packed cause the energy was OFF THE WALLS....

so first the good things

in terms of their performance: man aespa have surely worked hard to beat the no stage presence allegations. i think you could really tell they've been on tour since the beginning of this year cause they have improved SOOO MUCH. they have developed a lot of crowd control skills and they truly interacted with us in there. giselle specially is a MASTER at interaction and i think the group benefits a lot from her

the vocals were great cause the backing track wasn't too loud and they did handheld mics for most of the setlist. ningning was working OVERTIME with the adlibs. winter did extended high notes for everything. they were so confident in their vocals it was amazing to see. there were no in-ear or sound issues as far as i could tell and the venue while not being the best acoustic wise it didn't mess with the experience. i do wanna say i'm sad there was no live band :( everything was just a recorded track

lastly PRODUCTION. oh man. OHHH MAN. this tour has a BUDGET cause the visuals were fucking lit 🔥 the whole stage setup was so good and the props were there, winter with the electric guitar is a HIGH point in this. in my experience there arent a lot of kpop groups that put so much thought into their design like this and aespa were milking tf out of the cybercore and kwangya concept cause the vcrs and screens were giving blade runner. i was mesmerized by the visuals in the screens

for the not so great things... I think their costume design was lacking so much 😭 there weren't a lot of costume changes and the outfits were pretty basic. they lacked cohesiveness and even for their solos it did feel like they just threw on whatever. SM insists on putting them in ugly ass school uniforms for like the entire last part of the set. and they use the shortest fucking skirt for ningning it makes me nauseous.

another weak point was the dancing. it simply didn't stand out as much as the rest of the stuff i mentioned but tbh the girls still put on a good show. they did full choreo for their biggest songs and the backup dancers helped elevate it a lot but a lot of the bsides didn't have or needed choreo you know? like im content with seeing them sing a great song rather than have them jump around the stage trying to do a bunch of choreo we don't even know. the moves were kinda meh and i get it cause they're bsides but yeah just stick to the full choreo for the title tracks.

but speaking of dancing, karina was SOOO good her solo was insane and she has truly improved so much as a main dancer! ningning blew us all out with her stuff too ngl that girl is the best dancer in the group after karina. bonus points for giselle as well cause she has definitely put in the work to become a better dancer and i appreciate how much she has improved her stage presence.

ok this got too long already hkdjdkkfg so i'll just leave some pics i took here! and ill go through my camera roll to see what's good enough to post later <3

[x-heesy]

FЯΞДҜ ЩIΓH MΞ

Little bitch, yeah that's you.

Heard you got hooked up with a little

Bit of fame, well kid I got some bad news.

You fly like a plane?

I'll crash you.

Run your motor mouth, bitch I'll smack you.

I'll go apeshit on your whack tunes.

Throw my shit, bang on my chest like a baboon.

What ya'll want a black jew that rap, sings and acts too?

Fuck that gay shit pass through, and ya'll fags faker than statues.

Schooling haters, this my classroom.

Bitch, your mixtape is shittier than a bathroom.

Fuck ya'll and ya'll values.

Chug a vodka and pop a valium.

That'll do, Salute what I say.

Radeks just here to polute your mindframe.

So loose your psyche.

Who can I thank?

Every hater talking shit on music I make.

Might loose it, I think.

You can kindly, suck my dick till it shoots it's slimy.

I'm a brute come fight me.

Stomping out you bitches with my

Fresh pair of kicks, you can bite my nikes.

You bettter than me bitch?

That's unlikely.

Are you psycho?

I might be slighty.

Been impatient for the future, so I might just timeleap.

But I'm feeling like a god bitch, I'm bruce almighty.

I need a lobotomy, my mind is freighting.

Underground bitch but its time for rising.

Independent shit no time for signing.

Fuck your whining bitch, I couldn't give a fuck if you like me.

Fuck, who is this?

I think I'm losin it.

Where the weed at?

I could use a hit.

God dammit bitch, RADEK is a lunatic.

I'm a Lunatic, God dammit I'm a lunatic, God dammit I'm a (

SCRATCHES)

You a phycho, fuck you bitch I know.

Where the fuck did my mind go?

I'm on a tight rope with a blind fold.

Running mainstage, you a sideshow.

Bitch You ain't big shit, you a silo.

A faggot actin on a script wit a typo.

You all used up and recycled.

Oh my god, grab your bibles.

Dial all your friends and rivals.

RADEK's here and he's comming for the title.

Bitch I been doing all this shit with my eyes closed.

Stab a rapper leave him with a knife hole,

Then I'm dancin on the corpse all prideful.

Not Homicidal, its survival.

Fuck beast, motherfucker I'm primal.

I know, I embrase the hate.

Killing motherfuckers I erase the fake.

And I wake n bake cause I hate today.

Screaming fuck this stupid earth bitch I hate this place.

You's a waste a space.

Cookie cut out mundane and plane,

I'll be slicing at your wrists with a razor blade.

Fill a bucket full of blood as I drain

Your veins, you can't contain insane ahh.

You gotta train your brain,

If you aimin at the fame you gotta change your lane.

Player play the game.

And If a hate want beef,

Then you smack his fucking face with a plate of steak.

Gotta gank the snakes.

I'm a hungry motherfucker finna take the cake.

Ain't a slumber party bitch so stay awake.

Whack rappers gonna die and RADEK

Flying for the top for your place on stage.

LUNATIC by RADEK

@bethanythestrange @ro3000 @luna---zylum @bigbonzo @boanerges20 @seanisnothing 😜🤪🍭

[animelostintime]

You Are Now My Darling!!

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Disclaimer: Before we begin, I want to thank everyone who has supported the story. I am rewriting this story as I have grown in my writing style, and my love of writing has finally returned. Thank you for reading my story, and now, here's the first chapter of You Are Now, My Darling!!

(above is your Franxx. Her name is Granitie)

(2nd POV)

Your name is Y/N, or at least that's what a kind boy named Hiro called you in the Garden. You had always been a loner, even when you were young; friends were a waste of time in a barren world like this one. You were assigned to an experimental plantation called Plantation 64 with your partner Code 569, or Damien as he called himself. What was the meaning of the names anyway? They were pointless to a parasite's job; I mean, they won't even remember you when you eventually lose your life to those damn Klaxoaurs. 

But here you are, piloting a damn Franxx. Great, just what you've wanted to do you're entire life, to fight these damn creatures in a giant hunk of metal. 

Granitie (You): "Damn... things won't DIE!!!"

You say as you stab your blade through another Conrad class Klaxo. Your team has been at this for a couple of hours, having been attacked by a Mohorovičić class, Klaxo, in the early morning hours. Beldum flew past, piloted by Bella and Simon, Codes 996 and 360, as they called themselves. They used their Gunlance and shot the Klaxosaur you were trying to kill.

Beldum (Bella): "Granitie!! Keep yourself together! We don't need another incident now, do we?"

You sighed and continued to slash at Klaxosaur's left and right without any more commentary. Damien appears on a screen above your left eye with a small smile.

Damien: "Hey, don't listen to her, alright? You're doing just fine, Y/N; now, there's only a couple left. Kill them all, and you can go rest."

Granitie: "Fine..." Her metal cheeks have turned pink slightly

Another Franxx runs by with dual blades, swinging them in an X-motion and slicing a Klaxosaur straight in half. Blue blood splatters across Orchid's pristine white metal skin; she gives you a look before running off towards Beldum to help with the Conrads that have piled up on top of her. Damien gave you another smile as you headed off to help Hibiscus guard the Plantation. Her staff loomed above her as she watched the other two Franxx go Apeshit on Klaxosaurs.

Granitie: "Bet you a week's worth of chores that Orchid's gonna end up pissing Beldum off again."

Hibiscus chuckled and looked toward you with a small smile

HIbiscus: "I'll take you up on that bet; dishes or laundry?"

Granitie: "Laundry"

Hibiscus, piloted by Astre and Nova, Codes 188 and 075, was a blue-colored Franxx. Often bringing up the rear of the team with her long-ranged attacks. You watched as Bledum shoved Orchid, piloted by Stella and Garrett, out of the way and started yelling at her for damaging her precious helmet. Hibiscus drooped in defeat as she realized she lost the chore bet. You were about to laugh when the ground began to shake violently, and the Conrad class Klaxosaurs started to dig back into the ground. Orchid and Beldum started running back towards the Plantation when a massive Gutenberg-class serpent-looking Klaxosour burst from the ground. 

Orchid(Stella or Code 260): "What the hell is that thing?!"

Over the comms, your Nana urges you to return to the Plantation. Your Franxx has been too damaged and is in significant need of repairs. All four Franxx turn and bolt toward the massive dome structure. But all of a sudden, the serpent Klaxo bursts from the ground again and ravels itself around your Frannx. You struggle in the bindings; you call out for the rest of your team, but they don't respond. They continue to run towards the Plantation, leaving both you and Damien behind. The Klaxsuar tightens its grip on your Frannx, making you cry out in pain.

Damien: "Y/N!"

Granitie: "I'm fine! Just help me get out of this thing!!" 

Another cry of pain rips through you as the binding tightens again, crushing the midsection of the Franxx slightly; your body in the cockpit coughs up blood, making Damien's eyes widen with fear. He couldn't let you die, not when you had so much more to do for this world. He looked down at his controls, his thumb hovering over a specific button. He smiled as tears ran down his face; he had made his final decision.

Damien: "Y/N, I need you to promise me something."

Granitie: "Damien, if you couldn't see, I'm, ugh! Kinda a little busy right now!" 

His sad smile widened, and your eyes widened as you saw him through the comms.

Granitie: "Damien, wait--"

Damien interrupted you

Damien: "Go see the ocean for me, okay?"

And with that, he hit the button, and your body was ejected from the Franxx as it was crushed into bits. 

Y/N: "DAMIEN!!!"

[polyghostfacehours]

Tension broken, Quiet found - Billy Loomis x Reader

TW: Tension through the roof. Mentions of death. Acquaintances to Awkwardly budding friendship. Reader has a scar. Knives as a metaphor.

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“-and a karambit.” You drawled, tilting your head as you finger the tip of the black curved blade. It stings as you press down, and you stop before you break skin. “Nothing too impressive. Nothing like Stu would have.”

Billy’s eyes trace molten on your back as you show him your modest knife collection of two. A karambit and a skinner. Hardly anything notable, and mainly there for either collection or protection. It was a desperate attempt to demolish the awkward small talk you two had started once he arrived. You place them down and turn, rubbing your finger across your nose and sniffling slightly before moving to sit back on your computer chair, propping one foot up on your bed. The bed Billy was currently sitting on.

“Hello?”

Billy snaps out of his reverie, seemingly just now realizing both you and he were still present and existing. You frown; it had been happening a lot lately. Billy getting in his head with cogs so loud you wonder if he hears them above whatever self-pity he wallows in. You knew it was handled.

He had Stu and Sidney after all. And the only reason you had invited him here was out of favor to the latter.

Of your friend group, Billy was probably the one you felt the least connected to. Sidney, in all her sweetness and fealty, had just smiled and said Billy was usually distant to newer people. And that was probably why she had asked this of you.

You were a third-eye. A new, flashy toy in the eyes of Woodsboro’s citizens, the most exciting thing since Sidney’s mom was brutally violated and ripped apart. It made sense of her to ask the one person Billy hadn’t known since elementary to try and bring him out of his shell. The problem was it was spiked, and it hurt to have him look at you sometimes. You feel antlike under his gaze, smaller than small, and you have no doubt getting close to someone with so much baggage was a terrible idea.

Ever since his mom left, she had said, he seemed to close off to anyone that wasn’t Stu.

“Yeah, sorry. It’s a nice knife. Both of them are.” Billy cracks his neck as he stretches, before resting his upper arms on his bent knees. “Mind if I take a closer look?”

“Sure. Go ahead and grab them. I’ll pop in the movie.”

You almost don’t hear the shifting of Billy’s movements as he gets up and walks to your dresser. Almost. As stealthy as he was, your ears had been fine tuned to listening pins drop. You don’t know why, but you could imagine Billy skulking over, twisting and turning the knife in hos palms as any light mirrored onto his face. You wonder how his dark eyes would look with some shine in them.

You turn to see, and you almost stop dead in your tracks at how close Billy is to you now. The knife, the skinner, is in his hand, and he’s gripping the handle so tightly his knuckles are pale. Your breath catches, and his does too, and you’re a second from dashing away to the shelf that held the other knife.

“Billy? What are y-?”

“Sorry. Didn’t meant to scare you, just wanted to show you something on the handle.” Billy gives an apologetic smile, the exact kind that probably won girls like Sidney over- and a brief glance down shows you it’s reflection in his hands, upside down and grimacing. He brings up his hands up in surrender though, including the one now only loosely gripping the knife. “The handle is actual-“

“Don’t ever do that again.”

Billy loses that fake friendly smile, mock confusion furrowing his brows.

“What?”

“If you ever do that again Billy, I’ll go absolutely apeshit on you. I’m serious.” You hiss out, and the sounds of Halloween’s theme pound the air and your ears alike. Billy’s eyes bore into yours as his smile drops a little, so dark they look concave in the TV light, and you realize now that even a glint doesn't brighten them up.

“I’m sorry. I didn’t mean to scare you, really.” A beat. “You don’t need to overreact.”

You scoff at his attempt to downplay the situation, and your hand moves up to the pounding scar tissue at your shoulder, a habit you haven’t been able to break since you got it. Cool fingers glide under your T-shirt’s collar before sliding against the bumpy texture, attempting to soothe searing ghost pains. Billy’s eyes drift briefly towards the movement before snapping to your other hand as it reaches out to grab the knife.

“Give it here, Leatherface.” You quip, a small attempt at lightening the mood so you wouldn’t have to explain why you lashed out the way you did. An amused smirk doesn't appear on Billy’s face like you expected, rather, he frowns, before looking down at his hand and handing the knife to you. Your fingers brush, the haft feeling like ice, and you observe Billy lick his chapped lips as he burns holes into where the steel parts from his hands.

Gripping the knife makes you feel powerful. Makes you feel like you’re more in charge than you are at any given moment. Taking that away from Billy feels better than it should, especially as you watch his shoulders tighten like a spring. Maybe you were a bit of a masochist, but the anxiety building in Billy brought you something akin to pleasure. Or at least relief. He felt the opposite, you were sure. But you cared more about your comfort than his at a moment like this.

A beat of awkward silence follows, before Billy heads over to your room’s door and slides on his shoes.

“I think I’ll head out.”

The words feel solid in the empty space and you're sorta glad that Billy doesn’t turn around when he leaves.

[with-my-murder-flute]

Further adventures in TLT brainrot

(Like, hyuuge spoilers for Gideon the Ninth and Harrow the Ninth by Tamsyn Muir. Go read them, then report back here for indoctrination.)

I've got a theory about the missing days between GTN and HTN, why Harrow instructs her future self to use blood on the sword, and how Blood of Eden ties into everything.

Two puzzle pieces that have been rotating in my brain nonstop since last September:

We Suffer saying they had thought Wake's mission to the Ninth House was a failure, "Until the posthumous contact a year ago."

Pyrrha saying, "Why the hell did John let her bring the kid’s body? He must have known that Blood of Eden would go apeshit the moment they saw it."

So here's my theory:

Wake hitched a ride to Canaan House with Harrow and Gideon, in the sword Gideon put so much effort into smuggling there. (I also have a theory about Wake and Gideon before that, but that's its own post.) Much plot happens, and Gideon's soul ends up in Harrow's body.

Wake has, I would argue, strong thanergetic ties to Gideon's body. She was the thing Wake died for; her survival killed Wake. They fell together, Wake dying, Gideon living. So going by Revenant 101 from HtN, one of the most sensible things Wake would go back to is... Gideon.

So, what if Wake, in the sword, suddenly goes, oh look! Gideon's body is empty! And she possesses Gideon's body. Gideon "wakes up", which Harrow would absolutely 100% know is not her. But Wake-in-Gideon goes and finds some form of communications device (maybe that Cytherea brought, since she warned BoE that the lyctor trials had been announced), and contacts Blood of Eden.

Blood of Eden that lost her twenty years ago, being contacted by someone who is the spitting image of Commander Wake, and was convincing enough that Blood of Eden came to the First House with some kind of transport vehicle.

In the time between Wake making that call, and the shuttle arriving, Harrow took her steps to keep Gideon partitioned in her brain, but she also orders her future self: Wipe [the sword] down with your arterial blood nightly. Coat the blade in the ash which regrows. Do not cut flesh with the naked blade. Do not cut bone with the naked blade. Even this may not prove enough. Treat the sword as your promised death, and act according to the first guideline.

What that says to me is: Harrow (and maybe Ianthe or Judith) worked to yank Wake out of Gideon's body, and stuff her back into the sword. When they split up, Harrow took the sword, and offered it blood on a regular basis, the way Abigail would when calling a spirit. Or maybe "offered" isn't the right word--she might have been forcibly binding Wake's soul to the blade to keep it out of Gideon, which fed some of Wake's enormous fury towards her. (Along with like. Years of Gideon telling her dead mother all about Harrow being a giant bitch to her.)

And then, I feel like it's practically textual that Wake begins haunting Harrow, then makes her sleepwalk in her first night at the Mithraeum and drive the sword into Cytherea's body, so that Cytherea and Pyrrha can have their little trysts.

But meanwhile Blood of Eden showed up and grabbed the three non-lyctors and Gideon's incorruptible body. Not Cytherea's, which was presumably easy to find; just Gideon's.

Blood of Eden aren't experts on weirdo zombie wizard shit, and their new captives probably weren't eager to share information. What if they just thought: this body was Wake, Wake was somehow alive in this body, but she isn't now, and if they only woke her up, they might get their leader back when they desperately needed her.

(Some of them might also have known about Wake's pregnancy, and have interest in Gideon as herself, since she is related to some of them. Thus Pash's extreme repugnance towards sitting in a truck with Prince Kiriona)

[hyperjynx]

I'm losing my mind in a hurricane so uh

Ranking Ensemble Stars Units Based on My Deranged Headcanons/Opinions

Starmaker Productions

Fine - 5/10

I’ll be honest, despite being a partial Tori main, I’m pretty neutral about Fine. They get points for representation of Theater Kids™, manipulative pretty boys, and Tori’s :3 face but as far as music goes, they’ve never really stood out to me.

Trickstar - 4/10

I actually really like Trickstar but I feel like out of all the bands in ES, they’re the ones who would have a “my mom sold me to 1Direction” fanfic written about them in-universe and for that they get points subtracted

Ryuseitai - 6/10

Unrivaled Meteor Ranger fucks hard and every member of this band has had a warrior cats phase but in extremely different ways. Chiaki probably kins Firestar. Kanata goes apeshit over the Sunningrocks debate. You get no further elaboration.

Alkaloid - 10/10

GRRRRGRRRBARK I LOVE ALKALOID #1 Alkaloid enjoyer right here if you don’t like Alkaloid gtfomp /j. The songs? SLAP. My moratorium? WINGED. Mayoi? IN THE WALLS.

Cosmic Production

Eden - 9/10

Eden almost gets full points. Hiyojun. The biblical references mixed with EXTREMELY horny lyrics. ALL of them are hot.

HOWEVER: for the love of GOD they NEED to fire their choreographer I am BEGGING,,, what the fuck is That One Part in The Genesis (YOU KNOW WHAT I’M TALKING ABOUT)

Valkyrie - 5/10

Look, I fucking LOVE Valkyrie. The songs go hard. I blast 'em all the time when I’m handed the AUX. If the band was just Mika (possibly also Nazuna?) then they would get full points, but I have a personal grudge against Shu for existing (top hat, manipulative but not pretty enough to get away with it, enjoys the French, the Nazuna situation) so he costs Valkyrie 5 entire points. 

2wink - 6/10

Their name just being [TWINK] makes me lose my shit but the fact that they’re secretly the angstiest fuckers in game gave me enough psychic damage to subtract 3 points. 1 additional point has been subtracted for those matching midparts.

Crazy:B - 7/10

Crazy:B never misses with their songs. -3 points for Rinne Amagi.

Rhythm Link

UNDEAD - 8/10

Okay you can tell I’m OBVIOUSLY biased towards emos but god. UNDEAD. They work really well together. As a chronically ill vampire kinnie Rei owns my heart and I love him. -2 points for being just a tad basic but overall very good

This does not contribute to the rating but I had to point it out: Kaoru’s whole Thing is that he’s a playboy and Really Likes Women™. Sir explain this then:

Ra*bits - 4/10

Hajime and Nazuna my beloved but Mitsuru and Tomoya look like they came directly from The Promised Neverland and I’m not an impartial judge so -6 for making me think about that show again

Akatsuki - 5/10

I mean. Yeah. They’re fine. Nothing for or against them. Slash! Blade of Resolve fucks but thats about it from me

New Dimension

Knights - 7/10

They have some bops, but I’ll be honest most of their points come from the fact that Ritsu and Arashi are my blorbos I love them. -3 for the “Is He Bothering You, Queen?” vibes I’m hit with every time I hear Grateful Allegiance

Switch - -2000/10

They are magicians and they give gamer vibes and are therefore Untrustworthy. Also the shading on Natsume’s hand at the end of Emerald Planet makes me think of the hot dog hand people in Everything Everywhere All At Once. Perish.

MaM - 9/10

I’m entranced by his cringe fail personality and his cowboy hat, what can I say

-1 point because Madara is not a band, he is a gay cowboy

-1 point again because anyone who nicknames themselves “mama” is Untrustworthy

+1 point though because attempted murder is funny and Madara is pretty

[arend000-blog]

Hello welcome to my blog. If you came here because you were confused as to what the heck is going on in one of my posts I hope this post will help.

Here’s some basic information if you want more it’s under the read more

In normal text it's Nick, “me”, you can assume it's me if there's no other indication in the tags if i think it's necessary i’ll add Nk: in the tag to clarify it's him speaking.

In red and/or cursed we got Azerium, the demon, in the tags i’ll lead with Az: if he’s saying it.

Green is the overworked and tired Berrian, half-elf feywanderer ranger, Br: in the tags

And finally in golden text it's Amashiel, the angel, going by Am: in the tags.

Quick reference: me, Ames, Az, Berrian, me and Az, me using my powers, god of true ends🎶

Boreon, Sol, Cinys

Who are using this different font cause i ran out of colours a bit

Boreon is a ghost with ice powers

Sol is some kind of sun spirit

And Cinys is a lying manipulative ash demon

All of us (except Cinys) are no longer sharing my body, still sharing the account though it is an rp thing it's just me playing them they're not actually living in my head

Hope this helps!

Alright time to introduce them properly

Let’s start with “me” Nick(this is me for all intents and purposes, no this is not my real name but you may address me as such), he/him pronouns (at least at the moment i don’t really know my own gender or sexuality so the best you can get out of me regarding my oc’s is pronouns), okay so he’s kinda stuck in a roguelite-like kind of loop spanning the entire life of the multiverse, link here if i ever write that down, he's an inter dimensional gaurdian but he can’t really use his powers at the moment (don’t tell the-crimson-river-society or florida, i’m trying to keep up appearances), the only one with common sense and enough self restraint to not stab people, has the most control over who gets the body, still ends up sleep deprived despite only needing two hours of sleep, likes milk chocolate, doesn’t like swearing and is currently playing host to an angel and a demon but probably more somewhere down the line.

Okay onto Azerium, the living blade, as they like to call themself, a demon straight from hell and actually got banished from there for promoting the idea to kill all the damned souls now, since they would end up down there anyways, it didn't help that he’s a halfbreed, a result of a succubus and a fallen angel, which makes him the lowest ranked demon in hell even below puny imps, pronouns are he/they, might look like they’ll go apeshit but will actually sit down and let you cry your emotions out before setting the responsible party's house on fire hopefully with them in it, only wants to kill the damned souls, supports the lgbtq+ with pure chaos energy especially the arsonists, somehow pretty good and responsible with kids, also the one who usually gets us out of trouble, he’s the only one with actual combat training and is also training us, absolutely loves duels and fights especially if there’s swords involved, despite having wings he can’t actually fly, has a tiefling like prehensile tail, likes dark chocolate, swears the most easily out of us and often takes over to have Nick not swear.

Now for the angel Amashiel, protector of the innocent, got kicked out of heaven by the archangels because she wanted to guide humanity instead of simply sitting back and letting them figure out their own problems, may look like a cinnamon bun but will absolutely go on a crusade should someone hurt one of their friends or loved ones, also has only one brain cell which is mostly occupied with figuring out how absolutely everything works, might make it as an technician if she remembers to unplug whatever they are dismantling, initially disliked Azerium but now they quarrel like siblings, somehow the more vengeful of the two, also the more annoying one, we call her Ames, might look like the team mom but is somehow the most irresponsible one out of us, they almost got us electrocuted twice already, also not good with kids, inexplicably has sparkles appear whenever they are in control, she's also british somehow, hard to piss off even harder to calm down, likes white chocolate and pronouns are she/they.

Fun tidbit, apparently chocolate is a very good substitute for prayers and whatever the heck demons get their powers from, screams, terror, human souls? nah it’s just terror if we used human souls for power we’d run out of ones to torture Oh alright!

Quick rundown of abilities and powers:

Nick: having a body, knowing how the human world works, phoenix fire healing power, being the best host an angel could pray for, thanks ames, having potential as an eldritch knight, creating and stabilising portals, being able to go into a trance like state and keeping all the other ones on track.

Azerium: being able to transform his arms into tentacle blades, fighting skills, having a prehensile tail, being able to set his hands on fire and simple curse magic. i also have my own blog now @azerium don't tell the other

Amashiel: creating force fields, simple healing and blessing magic, flight and emitting enough light to rival a lighthouse.

Together we got resistance to non supernatural damage and a downright immunity to fire, also only needing two hours of sleep a day.

And here's the posts with some charcter artwork

Ames is now working for osha

[ao3feed-piltovers-finest]

I Hold the Knife by the Blade

by Chelsayyy182

Post season 1 Vi goes after Jinx on her own in hopes of saving her from herself, but things don’t go as planned.

This was inspired by a tweet (that I for the life of me cannot find now) where the person mentioned the idea of a standoff between Vi, Caitlyn, and Jinx, and something happens to Fishbones, which makes Jinx go absolutely apeshit.

There’s just something about female rage.

Words: 4200, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English

Fandoms: Arcane: League of Legends (Cartoon 2021)

Rating: General Audiences

Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings

Categories: F/F

Characters: Vi (League of Legends), Caitlyn (League of Legends), Ekko (League of Legends), Jinx (League of Legends), Silco (Arcane: League of Legends), Vander

Relationships: Caitlyn/Vi (League of Legends)

Additional Tags: Inspired by Arcane: League of Legends, Arcane - Freeform, Caitvi, Badass Caitlyn (League of Legends), Lesbian Caitlyn (League of Legends), Protective Caitlyn (League of Legends), Lesbian Vi (League of Legends), Angst and Feels, Angst and Drama, Angst and Hurt/Comfort, Post season 1 arcane, Post-Arcane: League of Legends Season 01, Canon-Typical Violence, Ekko & Jinx Friendship (League of Legends), Ekko Needs a Hug (League of Legends), Protective Ekko (League of Legends), Jinx Has PTSD (League of Legends), Hurt Jinx (League of Legends), It took me way to long to finish this oneshot, don’t hold your breath for any other chapters, I swear this is a oneshot

from AO3 works tagged 'Caitlyn/Vi (League of Legends)'

[syn0vial]

Top 5 Boba moments 🥺

ohh fun! :D i’m gonna go in chronological order for these, just for organization’s sake. i’m also going to try and only include moments i haven’t talked much about before, just to keep things fun and fresh!

1. freeing the sea mice: starting from the very first boba fett junior novel the fight to survive, bc, well, chronological order! i like this moment bc it really emphasizes how innocent boba used to be. basically, there’s an aquarium with an eel in the fett’s kamino apartment and while jango and zam are off making bad decisions on coruscant, boba is tasked with it feeding aquatic rodents called “sea-mice” to the eel, something he’s never had to do before. but he doesn’t like doing it. the sea-mice always seem to trust him when he picks them up and he feels guilty for betraying them by feeding them to the eel. so, one day, he decides it’s going to be different. that morning, he feeds the eel his own breakfast (which is like, both sweet and hilarious, like honey did you really just throw your lunchables into an eel’s tank bc you wanted to make sure it was fed even while you’re out here freeing feeder mice? A+ for good intentions, F- for knowledge of how animals work) and tries to free a few of the sea-mice into kamino’s oceans. unfortunately, they don’t survive. the next day, boba reluctantly goes back to feeding the mice to the eel, telling one before he drops it in, “sorry; life is hard on the small and the weak,” echoing a saying of his father’s. this then becomes horrible foreshadowing for the rest of the series, in which boba is orphaned and suddenly finds himself being preyed upon by all sorts of antagonists. i know it’s a kids’ series and it’s Not That Deep, but i do really like that there’s a parallel created between boba and the mouse and the implication of the series as a whole that boba fett didn’t become a notorious hunter because he was always that way, but specifically because he started out as prey. also, it’s kind of hilarious in retrospect that boba felt compassion for rodents, but literally days later attempted to take obi-wan’s life without hesitation. kid’s really got his priorities in order.

2. standing up to jabba the hutt: this is from the junior novel boba fett: hunted, which is my favorite of the junior novels for him. in the story, boba pretends a short-statured adult by concealing his face with his father’s helmet and attempts to find work from jabba the hutt. however, when he finally gets an audience with jabba, jabba indeed offers to bring him back to his palace—as an indentured servant. and this freaking, like, eleven-year-old, staring down the criminal kingpin of tatooine with no weapons and no armor besides a too-big helmet, snaps at jabba the hutt, “my debt to you? what do i owe you for?” naturally, he is immediately set upon by one of jabba’s guards, and, well, i’ll let you read the rest :D

Boba had no time to think. He acted.

Without a sound, he leaped to one side. The Drovian’s knife whistled harmlessly through the air where, a nanosecond before, Boba had been.

“Huh?” gaped the hulking alien.

A small table stood near the viewscreen. Boba grabbed the table and swung it in front of himself, fending off the Drovian’s blade. Jabba himself watched, laughing coarsely.

“You will pay for this!” croaked the Drovian.

As the guard bore down on him, Boba thrust the table upward. The knife stuck in the wood surface. While the Drovian struggled to free his weapon, Boba pushed the table up farther. Then, he darted sideways, kicking at the lumbering guard’s knees. With a groaning thud, the Drovian stumbled and fell. Jabba’s guests laughed as Boba turned to breathlessly face Jabba.

“I am no one’s slave or servant!” Boba said. “I will work for you, for a price—but I will name that price!”

like, this kid really just brought down an armed adult with nothing but an end table AND finishes it off with a badass line defending his autonomy and defying jabba the hutt! definitely one of my favorite moments from the junior novels.

3. the Look he exchanges with lando while han is being tortured in the background

look, idk why this is so funny to me, but it is. lando’s just so full of loathing for this man who is complicit in forcing him to betray han and boba’s just like “you got shit to say to me. or nah?” he’s such a fucking asshole, i love it.

4. staying conscious just long enough to express his displeasure with the situation in iiiiii think the mandalorian armor, idk it’s been awhile: this story takes place post-RoTJ, after boba has escaped the sarlacc pit, killing it in the process, and is being gradually regaining his strength with the help of fellow bounty hunter dengar and amnesiac former slave neelah. at this point in the story, he’s still quite weak and spends most of his time slipping in and out of consciousness. unfortunately, some of boba’s enemies find out he’s still alive and just start fucking carpet-bombing their general location, so dengar and neelah go “shit, we need a bomb shelter, stat!”...and then slowly turn to look at the subterranean corpse of the sarlacc pit. they thus drag boba’s unconscious body back into the pit so they can all hunker down and wait out the bombs. except, surprise, surprise! the sarlacc ain’t completely dead. one of its giant tentacles starts attacking the group and is succeeding in getting the upper hand over dengar and neelah, when suddenly, boba wakes up. takes a look around and realizes where he is. and then grabs the nearest blaster and just goes apeshit firing on the tentacle, finally managing to kill it. too exhausted to talk, he then turns and fixes dengar with the angriest, most hate-filled glare the man has ever seen... and then promptly passes out. i remember just dissolving into giggles the first time i read that scene. just the mental image of boba fett giving dengar the scariest fucking “why the fuck did you fucking bring me back here” deathglare in the galaxy and then immediately losing consciousness. energy well-spent, boba.

5. that time boba did a mission completely in his underwear for no discernible reason, because daniel keys moran: this one’s just like. so delightfully bizarre that i’m not even going to try justifying it logically bc literally the only reason it exists was bc renowned EU author and certified mad man daniel keys moran really wanted to give boba his strong female character moment, because he deserves it. so, in this subplot, boba is tracking this devaronian war criminal who is holed up in a safehouse equipped with security systems that are triggered by the presence of, like, metal. which means boba can’t wear his armor plates and can’t use any blasters or other gadgetry. so boba loads up a compound bow and knife and makes to hunt this guy down. now, what about his armor? obviously, the most logical thing to do would be to just remove the metal plates and hunt in his flight suit. or, if that isn’t satisfactory, go out and buy like, leather armor or something? or just clothes? BUT NOPE. boba apparently goes, “well, if i can’t wear my armor, i’m not gonna wear ANYTHING” and just. does the entire mission in his underwear. he tracks and stalks this man, shoots him with an arrow, and then chases him down with a knife, ALL IN HIS UNDERWEAR. daniel keys moran even goes so far as to explicitly specify that these ain’t no long-johns, either. he’s like, “and the underwear...... MAINLY COVERED HIS DICK.” LIKE, DANIEL? DANIEL? HOW IS IT THAT OUT OF THE TWO BOBA FETT STORIES YOU’VE WRITTEN, BOTH OF THEM MENTION HIS DICK IN SOME CAPACITY? DANIEL? WHO KEEPS LETTING YOU GET AWAY WITH THIS??? and, like, can you imagine being this poor devaronian? you’re just living your fugitive war criminal life when an arrow hits you in the shoulder and boba fucking fett comes sprinting out of the woods at you in his underwear with a knife? what the fuck. this was canon at one point. what the fuck.

[neutinya]

Meet Iwa's familiar!! Her name is Kyuri, Japanese for cucumber :) - Hi more of my monster tooru AU!!!! This time a continuation of the story as well as just fluff :D - I'm not super happy with this but I'm so tired :((( fhjdjd hopefully next installments will turn out a little better!!!

- 

Open to read the continuation to their story :D

As Iwa was looking for berries, he notices odd rustling sounds nearby. Originally he thought they were some forest critters but all those years of training told him that those were definitely not monsters.

Before he could ready his bow, an arrow is sent flying directly into his right shoulder. Panicked, he quickly takes cover and pulls the arrow out with his left hand, he takes a quick look at the arrow and realises that they were poison arrows, one that belonged to hunters from his kingdom? He didn't think they managed to track him all the way here and he knew for a fact if these were hunters sent by his family, it'd be hard to take them down alone

He tries running back to the cave but the poison was starting to kick in. He definitely didn't feel like he was dying but his shoulder was in a lot of pain and he was beginning to feel light headed, he guessed it was most likely a tranquilizing kinda poison and not one that would kill. Before he could even step foot out of the forest, he passes out.

Back at the cave, Tooru had already woken up awhile ago and was waiting for Iwa to come back, now Iwa was usually back before he wakes up but it seemed he was taking longer than usual, he gets a little worried and Iwa's lizard seemed particularly distressed. Tooru decides that something was wrong and left the cave to look for Iwa

After searching for a while, he finds the spot where Iwa had been shot, he had noticed blood with an arrow next to it. He picks up the arrow and notices a crest. Any monster would recognise that crest from anywhere, immediately, he knew what happened and hurried back to the cave to retrieve Iwa's belongings, llamas and lizard

Tooru figured it was time to return to his kingdom and get some help. Hiro and Issei I would say are two of Tooru's closest friends? They were probably High ranking generals or idk, Tooru's right hand men??? They had been the one's running the kingdom when Tooru was gone on his little "holiday" and now that Tooru was back, they were kinda bummed out actually

Tooru briefly tries to explain the situation, telling about what had happened and about Iwa. Hiro and Issei are pretty receptive to it, going along with their king's plea for help. At least that’s until Hio asks "So what kingdom took him?"

And Tooru is just like "(insert monster hunter kingdom name I haven't thought about here)"And makki loses his shit?? Like "are you fucking kidding me???" Tooru's like "oh yeah, hajime's a human" And Issei and Hiro are just like "you've been travelling with a human for 4months???"And Tooru is just "yeah, so?" While surprised and little weirded out at first, they come to accept it eventually

So yeah, back to Iwa he was pretty much put on trial for treason??? His dad gave a long speech about how much he had dishonoured the family blah blah and Iwa who has tolerated that bullshit all those years is just like "dishonoured?? You act so high and mighty but you don't know a damn fucking thing about monsters do you?"

And of course Iwa's dad is pissed, saying how they are beasts who have been terrorising humans for centuries and Iwa just snaps saying "terrorised? You kill them for simply existing- All those villages full of people different from you, their blood is on our kingdom’s hands-" Iwa's dad just says "their very existence is a sin" and Iwa wanted to badly to strike a blade through his father's heart but he couldn't because he was chained up

As their conversation dies down a messenger comes barging into the room eyes filled with terror and panic. According to him, a monster had made it inside their kingdom and was asking to meet Iwa's dad. Tooru, alongside Hiro and Issei, had already downed about 50 of their best hunters?? So that was enough to get the king’s attention.

Iwa immediately knew it was Tooru and his mind began to panic, because the last thing he would want was for them to kill Tooru trying to save him. Iwa's dad is like "they killed 50 of our men?" But the messenger nervously responds "no sir, he didn't kill them- but they're not capable of fighting" Knowing that Tooru hadn’t actually killed anybody made him feel so much more at ease.

As the messenger continued to explain the situation, the door swung open and in came Tooru himself, by his side was Issei, who had moved in to free Iwa on the command of Tooru. Iwa thanks him and Tooru and Iwa's dad just stared at each other

Iwa mumbles a soft "Tooru-" and Tooru's eyes briefly darts toward Iwa. Tooru just smiles so gently like he was trying to reassure Iwa everything was going to be okay before diverting his attention back to the king.

"I'll be taking my queen back from your hands." And immediately you can see Iwa just go ?????? Giving a "what the fuck" kinda face

Iwa's dad just turns to stare at Iwa but Iwa knew that it was best to leave the questions for later so instead he walks over to Tooru who had offered one his hands out for Iwa to hold?

"If you don't want any trouble it's best if you refrain from trying to kidnap Hajime from us again." And now Iwa's dad, fully aware of the danger that Tooru possessed, doesn't retaliate. By that time more hunters had arrived to offer backup?? Their weapons were all aimed at Tooru and Issei but Iwa's dad asks them to stand down, Tooru grins and calmly, they walk out of the door.

As their back turns immediately Iwa's dad order them to fire, from nowhere, Hiro kinda swoops in and knocks most of the men out before they could hit their shot? (Hiro has wings here, Issei has a really, really long whip-like tail)

Amidst the shootout, Issei had bound the monsterhunter king with his tail. Tooru turns back and walks slowly towards the king, so calmly whispering into his ear "You will let me and my men leave this kingdom free from harms way do you understand?"

Fear was evident? In the kings eyes? He hastily agrees and Issei immediately drops him to the ground, he gags a bit before looking up to see his son and the three monsters disappear slowly down the long corridor and from his sight

After they managed to leave safely, Iwa just kinda lost it, "Queen??? What the fuck is going on?" And Hiro and Issei kinda assumed this was a lovers quarrel (not knowing Iwa and Tooru weren't actually a thing) and decide, "Hey we're gonna head back first, have fun arguing" and they book it

Tooru comes clean and tells Iwa that he was actually a king??? Iwa goes apeshit and is just "The fuck do you mean you're a king" and Tooru is kinda like "surprise!" Tooru also take the opportunity to shoot back "To be fair, you did neglect to tell me you were royal blood yourself, monster hunter blood of all things-"

And of course what could Iwa say?? He just stared and paced in frustration a little bit before saying "That still doesn't explain the queen shit you pulled back there"And Tooru just laughs because Iwa was visibly red and almost kinda like an angry kitten??

“What's so bad about being my queen?"Hajime doesn't know how to respond so he spends a minute saying a word before angrily staring at Tooru and repeating.

"Because for someone to be your queen- They need to be someone you love-" And Tooru just stares at Iwa quietly for a moment like he was thinking? He eventually says "And what if I tell you that I am in love with you?"How was Iwa supposed to respond??? Cry??? Fuck, Iwa felt like so many things happened too quickly but at the same time he felt so undeniably happy and safe at that moment when Tooru said that.

"This better not be another one of you stupid jokes Oikawa" Tooru just slowly reaches out and caresses Iwa's cheek? "I promise it isn't" Tooru at that moment even takes off his necklace that he had been wearing around and puts it on Iwa instead?? They look at other and Tooru very confidently says "Become mine for real Iwa-chan"And it takes a moment before Iwa just melts into Tooru's touch??? And so, so quietly, he says "Okay." as allows himself to be embraced by the monster