#i just wanna write headcanons about them

[necrotic-nephilim]

in lieu of having posted any writing/headcanons/asks in the past few days because i have been *so* busy and unable to do anything fandom-related which is terrible and evil, i have a poll out of morbid curiosity and self-indulgence. i've been meaning to ramble here about how i feel about DC's lack fo Deaf representation and which Batfam members i would personally make Deaf, but i am mildly curious about the larger opinion and now i will subject you all to the question, i would love to hear thoughts/opinions/headcanons on any specific choices. (would love d/Deaf/HoH opinions esp but i'm mostly expecting this to reach the hearing crowd, so opinions from hearing ppl are ones i'm very curious about. if you've never given it thought before you are going to now or else /lh)

[diathadevil]

Do you ever think about how Fakir, after him and Ahiru finally broke everything that kept the town of Goldkröne in the ghostly hands of its writer, after they finally have some air of peace over the town finally being able to live in its intended early 2000s environment, that Fakir still feels at times like it's not real and that for a while he fears that if he closes his eyes it'll be back in Drosselmeyer's control. Like it just doesn't feel real to him during that first year of calm, until he feels the dull pain on his recovering hand injury and Ahiru who follows him without a pendant anywhere to be found.

He doesn't feel it's real, the calm finality of this town, but he makes sure to feel the scar on his hand. And he makes sure to hold the little duck and realize that she is who she has always been. Him and the town are finally living peacefully.

[rozeliyawashereyall]

I'm going to write so many fucking headcanons about these little guys

proceeds to not do that

[cerise-on-top]

I am so sick and tired of there being no representation for people like me, so I decided that from here on out, no matter how unrealistic it may be, Ghost is schizophrenic, he's just really good at hiding it from the people who don't need to know.

[i-like-books-and-women]

Okay so I haven't listened to the book in the past couple days but there's this line from one of Zach's chapters that I can't stop thinking about cause it's like "good God that's so fucked" he says something along the lines of "I might have to work to transition from cute to hot but Rubens already there" and potentially in the same line but also maybe not cause I don't remember he says something close to "I have to make the switch from cute to hot if I want to have a career" which is like? Like it's so gross dude. Zach and Angel are barely 18 like tf- like yeah sex sells but Jesus christ what in the fuck. And then like the internalized issues?? Like it's not quite the same vein it's similar tho. I've always been "the fat kid" since I was in elementary school and let me tell you comparing your body to your friends' is literally the quickest way to start resenting them and hating yourself. Quite literally chorus was kinda pitting them against each other and started instilling body image issues in very impressionable teenagers and then was like *surprised Pikachu face* when they were all starting to show signs of depression and anxiety and started fighting and started doing dumb shit and drugs to try and cope.

[kakusu-shipping]

The Rising Volt Tacklers as Caregivers

(this post is specifically about the adults, if you wanna know my hcs for Liko, Roy, and Dot or any of the Pokemon of the crew as CGs or Regressors feel free to ask)

Friede is a very adaptable Caregiver. Whatever kind of little you are, he can match. He's best when winging it, so not much for schedules. He's surprisingly a big stickler for rules, like no baby on the top deck unsupervised, because those kinds of things are there to keep you Safe. When not with the little he's a massive worry wort, you're constantly on his mind even when left with someone else. He's just concerned you're not having a good time. Sensitive babies make him anxious, he desperately wants to avoid making them cry but.. He can be a lot.

Murdock loves a little he can hold on his hip. He loves to cook with and for littles, watch them eat, clean them up if they make a mess. He'll experiment and try all sorts of things for you if you're a picky eater, anything for his baby. This man has baby fever like you wouldn't believe. Ten THOUSAND photos of his baby on his rotom phone, at least. He's who Friede goes to if he makes the baby cry on accident, because he is a master of stopping water works. He's the best there is. I think the only kind of little he'd struggle with is someone who's grumpy or fussy no matter what, mostly because he'd take it very personally and be very broken up about it, worried about being a bad caregiver. He'd go crazy trying to become the perfect CG.

Orla doesn't really know the Dos and Don'ts of babycare. What do you MEAN a baby can't held disassemble an alarm clock? That's what she was doing as a kid! You have to be a very specific kind of little to find Orla's baby activities entertaining, as she completely does her own thing with you along for the ride. Like Murdock she can very easily pick you up, at least, though she's less on her hip and more a piggy back kind of gal. You're at high risk of boo-boos running around with Orla, luckly she always carry's bandages and gives the BEST healing kisses.

Mollie seems like the type who's really awkward around kids under a certain age. She's not a baby person, she does not want to hold the baby she does not want to baby talk the baby, she thinks they're kinda yucky and a pain, no offense. She does better with older kids she could have a conversation with, but even then she's entirely too polite and might snap someone out of littlespace by talking to them like an adult. The ONLY time she's good with a little is when they've regressed while sick. She's a doctor and she takes that role very seriously, so if you need to be baby talked into taking medicine, or blown raspberries while she's taking your temperature, she'll do it, and you might even catch a little genuine smile on her face while she does.

Ludlow is a very go with the flow kind of CG. He does best with a stationary little, a baby having tummy time or someone so sleepy they just can't seem to move. He tells stories in a very soothing voice, and offers the best hugs and comfort on the ship. Though again, he's really only good with a baby willing to sit and stay with him. If you were to get up and start waddling away, he'd follow until the two of you come across someone to take over for him and return to his fishing spot. He also could easily pick you up and hold you on his hip.

[fluffle-writes]

I wanna. Pick them up in my mouth and shake 'em around like a dog obliterating a squeaky toy

[get-more-bald]

the biggest thing about X6 is not that he doesn't think of himself as human (though he doesn't, and according to some it's correct) BUT that he doesn't see himself as a Person

[saspitite]

hi bestie do u have hevisaurus headcanons or am i just in too deep

well, it's either normal to make headcanons for obscure finnish kids bands, or we're both in too deep, because you fucking bet i do

INHALES

herra hevisaurus:

-everyone else calls him "herra hevi" because it fits the two word four syllable theme of everyone else's names

-so like he loves milk but he specifically goes for WHOLE MILK and detests all other forms of milk. he cannot keep to himself whenever he sees the other hevisaurs drinking anything that isnt whole milk and will eviscerate them to no end about how whole milk is infinitely superior

-he was the spoiled bratty kid but grew out of it (kinda) (sorta) (it still gets to him sometimes)

-despite heavy metal obviously being his favorite, country music has a special place in his heart and he will NEVER admit that because he'll absolutely get bullied for it

riffi raffi:

-his eyes glow faintly in the dark like a cat's

-although he can breathe fire he is So Bad at it. and he has asthma. so when he does it fucking wrecks him and he needs at least 5 hours to recover

-he's also really sensitive to smoke in general. beloved faildragon

-he does have wings but theyre 1: always tucked in his jacket and 2: too small for him to properly fly (due to bad genetics) and so can only glide for a short time

-he's a FIEND for piercings and jewelry

-has an intense fear of swimming for seemingly no reason. not even just the sea but swimming

-he's transmasc also. i don't make the rules sorry

komppi momppi:

-being an apatosaurus he's actually like 1/3 taller than the other hevisaurs and it's horrifying

-he's a polyglot (following the actual drummer that plays as him) and can speak several languages (still havent decided on which/how many lmao) essentially acts as the gang's translator when they're out abroad

-talks the absolute MADDEST shit but you cant help but listen to him while he does. he spills insane tea. he will always have at least one new story about a bad ex/hookup/falling out with a friend/etc. whenever you see him

-bi king

-but so bad at relationships. he has no foresight and cannot detect red flags so he's constantly meeting the worst people (riffi is always there to beat the shit out of anyone who tries to hurt him)

-as a sensory stim of sorts, he's basically always drumming with his hands, whether on his lap or on the table or whatever. average drummer behavior

muffi puffi:

-always teased for being dumb but he's keeping some absolute mastermind shit stored in his brain. sure he doesnt know his abcs but i can bet he knows how to hack his way into government protected information. he just has to store his smarts for specific things thats all

-he is autistic. also. his special interests include botany anthropology and bass guitar

-he has horrible back pain and cannot ever sit comfortably due to his big ol back spines :(

-his voice is Like That because he was once given 20 bucks to smoke an entire pack of cigarettes all at once and the effects hit him like a truck

milli pilli:

-i refuse to give into the "only female keeps all the male characters in check" stereotype. milli is the most chaotic of them all and is a hardcore thrill seeker. girly does not know when to stop

-she also just loves teasing and bullying the others in the most passive aggressive ways possible

-despite all that she does mean well and has love in her heart. shes just a little silly. milly silly

-milli loves gardening and managed to make a little garden next to the mountain they live in :) muffi comes in and eats the mint she has planted all the time. milli is convinced its a wild animal. maybe muffi is just a wild animal

general:

(im not entirely sure how confirmed this is, tried looking everywhere and it seems to be a bit vague, so i'll just leave this like its a headcanon and if i turn out to be right about somethings then thats cool!)

-so the hevisaurs live in a mountain right, and since they were hatched and brought to life by a coven of witches, i like to think the entire coven then went on to adopt and take care of them all in that mountain. they'd be homeschooled there and everything. once they became of age, they'd start touring around in finland, but the mountain is ultimately their real home. the witches are basically like their mothers. all 13 of them. they have 13 moms. and yes i think all of the witches are poly

-they made their instruments all by themselves! although it was mostly komppi (i imagine he's the handiest of the gang)

-they regularly keep in touch with the other reoccurring characters (purppura lohikäärme, harri hylje, etc) via phone and whatnot, harri is their go-to ride if they wanna travel across the sea

[strawberrysweater]

i was talking on discord about kiibo wearing sweaters and joked about him learning to knit or crochet to make his own bc i think that would be silly and he'd enjoy it AND I WAS REMINDED by a friend of the fact that crochet can't be replicated by machines and now i'm sooooo soft about this hc oh my god

kiibo taking up a hobby postgame that gives him something to do during those long quiet nights when everyone else is sleeping... he is all about learning and doing stuff and crochet is so methodical.... he hangs out with kaito or himiko to crochet together, makes a blanket for kaede and shuichi and they're like "hey um this is your blanket too.... <3"

a hobby that only human hands can do but here he is... and sure it's because he's a robot with human-shaped hands but it's still something he's doing because he wants to

[furashuban]

Okay so I've started work on the next story for the Spellbound AU and not even a minute has passed but I've already hit a wall because The Committee of Three are gonna be involved for one chapter and it just dawned upon me that I can't recall them ever having names—

[ruinmegently]

Not me re-watching the Mercs 3-parter backstory episodes and swooning every time they glance at each other.

"If you waste even a single bullet on yourself, I will be VERY unhappy."

"... Why's it always gotta be about you, huh?"

[bullsh1tterz]

𝐇𝐄𝐀𝐃𝐂𝐀𝐍𝐎𝐍 #𝟏 : : 𝐀𝐃𝐀𝐌 & 𝐑𝐎𝐌𝐀𝐍𝐓𝐈𝐂 𝐄𝐍𝐓𝐀𝐍𝐆𝐋𝐄𝐌𝐄𝐍𝐓.

The thing about Adam and relationships is he's got enough commitment issues to fill three and a half moving trucks, so he'd probably stick to no-strings-attached type of stuff and perpetually suppress and/or completely ignore any feelings he might develop.

I have it in mind that he's probably "easy" sex-wise and FWB-wise. Ask him to make out and, if he finds you hot, he'll literally do it - he does not care. He could even hate you and still tango, so long as you look even remotely good. But ask him out on a date? Yeah, good luck buddy. Wanna go into full-on relationship mode? HAHA. OKAY. YOU CAN TRY, I GUESS.

As interesting as it would be to put him in a romantic setting and all, it would take a lot of effort to get him there - it would never work as pre-established. A lot of deep conversations need to be had and a shit ton of quality time needs to be spent for him to let himself develop any type of love towards anyone. Platonic might come by easier because the general consensus about that feels less "cagey" to him, but it's still a rough point to reach. He'll like people, but his ability to feel passion usually goes flip-wards into the hatred area much faster than it ever will into the love area.

That is to say, Adam's got plenty of room in his life for FWB and casual hookups, but it would take a real slow-burner for him to get into a genuine, full-blown relationship.

[justaz]

cant get the image out of my head……….lance strewn out in bed next to keith who is trying to focus on his work but lance keeps saying things, distracting him……….keith caving and turning towards him……hovering over him………..leaning in closer and drawing constellations in lances freckles………lance commenting on how keith is going to ruin his skin but keith just points out that lance isn’t telling him to stop or pushing him away…………..lance just gazing lovingly up at keith while he does it……..their breaths mingling in the air between them until keith goes to pull away and admire his masterpiece…….then lance pulling him in for a kiss…………..

[meimeikyu]

i love getting asks so much but i never fucking know how to answer them TuTT

[aza-trash-can]

Damn it, now I can't stop thinking about Furina and Neuvillette headcanons

Gotta make all this backstory for them myself (for now)