#i love this musical so much and it deserves so much love i just. frick.

[that-was-anticlimactic]

🪄 (kinda late so idk if you’re still doing this lol)

i thank you one and all / the ones who thought i'd fall / who taught me to fail / who helped me to prevail / i'm standing here today / you helped me find my way

- find my way/finale - legally blonde

send me a 🪄 to get a song lyric I am not normal about

[pandorascripts]

Maddening Love

summary: harley never meant to become what she was afraid of. it seems she did though.

pairing: harley quinn x gn!reader (can be read as fem)

warnings: murder, gun violence, making out.

note: this has been in my drafts for a while, and I fricking love harley. thought she deserved some love, so please send in requests for her!!! <333

-🃏-

Harley turns on her heel, huffing a hot breath into the cold winter air. “You don’t love me no more.”

You rush up to Harley, reaching out, but retract your hand at the last moment. “Harls, no, no, I do.” Frowning, you timidly place a hand on her cold shoulder. 

With a fury you’ve never seen before in her eyes, Harley glares at you. “I don’t appreciate liars, cupcake.”

The venom in her words knocks you off guard, but you know Harley. You know she has her jealousies, when someone got too frisky with you, or when she herself was battling her own insecurities. You shake your head, knowing she needs comfort. It was something she’d always lacked in her relationship with him, so you were determined to give it to her. 

“I’m no liar. I love you, Harley. Only you.” You wrap your arms around her, burying your head into her neck. Even if the position is uncomfortable, considering Harley is taller than you, and you need to be on your tip-toes, you hold out for as long as you can. 

When your ankles are hurting, and your feet are aching, you lean away of her. You still keep yours arms wrapped around her neck, your left thumb brushing against her skin. Looking into her eyes, you see anger and hurt, but underneath there, there’s a look you’ve seen so many times. Insecurity. 

“What’s got you upset, Harley?”

She shakes her head, softly biting her lip as she looks away from you. “Nothin’, it’s stupid.”

“Harley,” you pause, gently guiding her head back to you, “your feelings aren’t stupid. Please.”

Your eyebrows ease up and you try to dump all your emotions into your eyes. You pour all your love for her, your own insecurities, everything you hold, but you know that it’s useless. You felt too much for her, there’s was no possible way you could measure it to size, much less show all of it. 

Harley caves, leaning down into you as her hands wrap around your sides. “You promise you love me?”

“Always.”

A small sniffle comes from Harley, and you feel your heart shatter. The shards from your heart pierce your lungs, making your breathing turn jagged. Tears of your own form and you don’t bother hiding them. “I will always love you, Harls.”

A minute of silence passes and you think you’ve reminded her, but her troubles overpower her, again. 

“Prove it.”

Desperately, you nod your head. 

“How?”

Harley’s head retreats from your neck and she meets your eyes. Her hand comes up to your face, brushing a piece of hair behind your ear. 

“I’d kill for you, Harls.”

She shakes her head, a beautifully crazed smile gracing her lips. “No, that’s too easy, sweetheart. The question is, would’ja love me if I killed?”

You nod your head hastily. “You cant scare me.”

“Oh, yeah?”

“Yeah.” 

Harley takes your hand, the other one pulling out a handgun as she retreats back into the nightclub you’d just left. “What if I shot up this joint, huh? What ‘bout then?”

“I’d take the blame.”

You quicken your pace, longing to be at her side. 

“Would’ja?” she questions, back turned to the door. With a nod of your head, she kicks it open. 

The once muffled music cuts through the December night, loud lights blind you as you trail after her inwards. Harley’s grip on your hand only tightens as she walks forward, handgun pressed to her side.  Sweaty bodies collide against yours, and you’re reminded why you hate clubs. The bodies pushing and pulling at you make you sick, but when Harley’s hand is in yours, it drowns out anything else. 

When she reaches dead center, she pulls you close to her. Harley leans down to your ear, practically yelling over the music. 

“Would’ja be my New Years kiss?” she asks, giggling mischievously. 

The crowd counts down, and as they reach two, you pull Harley downwards by her collar. Her lips meet yours on the last number, and her gun fires. People run around you and Harley, all desperate to escape their deaths. Bodies bump into you; but her lips planted firmly on yours ground you against them. Harley’s free hand grips the back on your neck, the other causing chaos. Screams fill your ears as Harley empties her clip, bullets flying in all directions, and you bring her back down to you again. Softly, Harley bites your lip, releasing it with a pop as she backs away. 

You take a moment to look around. Bodies surround you two, and in a comical way, you make out a heart. Harley steps forward again, holding your chin back as you share air. 

“Still love me now, honey?”

You nod, not bothering to address the cold barrel pointed at your head. 

“What if I pulled the trigga?”

“Yes,” you husk out, not hesitating in the slightest. “You emptied your mag already, it wouldn’t do anything.”

“What if I had a bullet?”

You scan her eyes, her cold ones piercing through yours. It doesn’t bother you though, you have enough warmth and love to fill up hers. You’d gladly share it. 

“Same answer, Harls. You can’t scare me away.” 

Slowly, you bring her back down to you. Her warm lips greet yours, and you know you’ve smudged her lipstick. Harley pulls back, kissing the corner of your mouth and then your jaw. 

“You don’ care that imma killa?”

You shake your head slightly, still wanting her lips on your skin. “No.”

“No?” she asks, planting another kiss below your ear. 

A shiver runs down your spine, one of your hands holds Harley’s head as the other holds her lower back. “Not at all.”

Sirens blare around you, but you don’t mind. Harley whispers something incoherent, her hands on your hips having your full attention. You nod, mumbling yes, and her warm body is pulled out of yours. Your eyes snap open, desperately searching for pink and blue, but you can’t find it. As the doors bust open, and swarms of yells surround you, you drop to your knees. Cold metal clicks around your wrist as rough hands pull you up. 

The shocking realization that Harley had left you hits like a brick, and you blink several times, with each one wishing this wasn’t true. 

“Harls!” you yell, trashing against the cops. 

A sob racks through your body as a hard object slams against your stomach. You gasp, heart shattered once again, the evidence burrowing itself deep in your lungs. You cry and plead, but when they toss you in a room, you don’t say a thing. Harley may have betrayed you, but you’d never fathom of doing the same. If she needed her reassurance for your love, this had to be it, right? The more you suffer, the more it shows you care. Harley would see you suffering, and she know you’d truly care for her. She’d get you out, she had to. The thought brought a smile to your lips, a giggle cracking them apart. 

“You killed nine people, this isn’t a laughing matter.”

You look up to the detective, seeing his disappointed face. “I think it is.”

Another crazed smile paints itself on your lips. 

“Who was with you?” he demands, hands slamming against the steel table. 

You don’t flinch, not even moving a muscle as you stare at him. “Just me…”

“Those red lips on your neck say otherwise.”

“Can you blame a girl for having fun? Saw this cute blonde girl, made out with her for New Years, and then,” you pause, trying to build up dramatic suspense, “then I pumped her full of lead, ‘long with those eight other people.”

He nods his head. “Thanks for the confession. With that, you won’t be getting a trial,” he walks away, mumbling the last part of his sentence,”not like you crazies deserve one.”

You mock a salute to him on his way out. 

Harley’d get you, she’d kill all these mediocre officers. A laugh surges through your broken lungs, wheezing out and shattering the silence. 

[sillyangstyimp]

I swear to God I left the undertale fandom years ago but THE ONE THING that I can't seem to sever entirely from is FRICKING UNDERVERSE

The inner 12 yr old in me just won't let it go

Sigh. . . Welp.

GENO SANSSSSSSS GENO MY BELOVED MY BABY BOY HOW I MISSED YOU OH MY GOD IM SOBBING I LOVE HIM SO MUCH AND OH MY GOD FATAL ERROR FINALLY I WAS SO EXCITED WHEN I SAW HIM IVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS EPISODE EVER SINCE I SAW THESE TWO IN THE S2 INTRO AND HIS THEME SONG DROPPED I HOPE AT LEAST ONE OF THEM COMES BACK LATER PLS

Geno HAS to be like my favorite sans ever hands down I fucking LOVE aftertale (I think that's what it's called lmao) and while I don't remember much abt fatal error I always found his design like super super cool and like ahuduhfhdjhd

I literally love Geno so so much he deserves so much happiness forever and ever and he's also so epic and badass when he needs to be but he was also so silly this ep I love himm

I also just love this series so much just because of the sheer quality and effort going into it, it looks fantastic, the sound design is amazing, and while the story is a little confusing it all makes sense and it's just so. My god. This episode was awesome too. This series, and all the bopping undertale music remixes are the only things from that fandom I will never regret.

Okay, the cringe is over I can rest in peace now

[dotster001]

I freaking love your matchups! Seriously, I can’t get enough and you are hitting us up with more ( I freaking love you❤️❤️😂). I want to join in this one as well. ( by the way I never told you with my obsession over lord of the rings that my favorite character is merry and pippin…have to throw them both in together of course!!❤️❤️❤️) so the edge off night reference in the last story blew me away! That’s actually one of my favorite scenes besides Gollum’s song (that song is and will always be my fave from all three movies). Music is my obsession so of course I was intrigued by your matchup with music. I have this thing where I can drown out the world when I get lost in a song and it can either be lyrics or it can be the beat that gets to me. So this list is really a mix up of the songs where it is the lyrics that I get lost in or the beat.

1. Naika- “m&m’s for breakfast” honestly beat and lyrics with this one. Boy do I have experience with this one😭

2. Unsecret-“vendetta” both lyrics and beat

3. Lindsey Stirling-“mirage” seriously I get lost in everything this woman puts out, if you’ve never watched her I suggest it especially if you like violin music ~beautiful ❤️❤️❤️

4. Tommee Profitt (featuring Fleurie)-“welcome to the jungle” beat and lyrics. I love Fleurie’s voice period and just about every song tommee profitt puts out especially if either Fleurie or Ruelle are collaborating with him!

5.L.E.J-“toucher couler “ beat obviously with this one because as much as I love the French language (the things that language does to me *waves hand in face to cool off * frick lol 😂 but yes I love love love this song

Hope I followed the instructions correctly. Congrats for the 1.5k followers! You deserve it! ❤️❤️❤️

(happy I picked the right song for that 🤣 I figured it was a safe bet since I don't think any true LOTR fan has a song from those movies they don't like. Kay time to throw out what I know about your personality to properly do your music matchup 🤔)

I match you with Leona Kingscholar.

Song One: That's who I'd be-Shrek the musical

Your relationship is going to start slow. His self doubts and depressions are going to hold him back from believing he is worthy of you for a looooooong time. But like in this song where the lead ends up singing with the people who become most important in his life, you staying by his side and helping him see his potential worth will help both of you become the best version of yourselves.

Song Two: Playing His Game- Death note the Musical

Get me started on this musical. I dare you. Do you know how to play chess? If not, you're learning. It's his favorite activity my guy. You know how dramatic this song is? That's how dramatic every chess match between the two of you will be. Hope you enjoy competition. (That said, no matter who wins, the cuddles and make out sessions afterwards are going to be epic)

Song Three: Are you Ready?- Mammon's Character Song

We all know Leona can be a little of the jealous type. Well you're his favorite thing. He's just crazy for you. And he wants to show you off sometimes. But that doesn't stop him from getting jealous when other people see how cool you are. Just remind him you're with him, and he'll mellow out. He's just a sad, touch starved, simp deep down. 🥺

Song Four:Not while I'm around-Sweeney Todd

He's a precious little meow meow. He knows the way his kingdom treats him, and he swears he is not going to let that be a problem for you. He's going to protect you from them. At least that's what he's decided. But you probably have to remind him that someone's gotta protect him too. You both end up protecting eachother.

Song Five: Heart of Stone-Six the musical

I.....I don't feel the need to explain this one. 😂 Like anything I say about it is gonna be redundant.

[vincent-sinclair-deserved-better]

Cy honey 😊

🌻 Yellow - every time i see you on my dash you're always so happy and it's so lovely!

🏵 Cyber - when the frick are you offline? like tell me when, i need to know for your sanity!! do you even have it???

🌳 Mahogany - let's go on a late night drive together and listen to one of your playlists.

💋 Red - i am so in love with you. first it was ironic, now it's unironic. so in love.

💄 Ruby - you are such a gem, you deserve so much better <3

💕 Pink - biting you biting you biting you biting you licking you biting you biting you

🪻Violet - honestly i just wanna kiss you just to shut you up. yeah

🌱 Green - wanna go touch grass with me?

🧩 Jade - honestly you have some of the best takes on this hellsite.

thank you 🥺❤️

well, i have too much free time, mental illness, and a tumblr

u gotta drive though. but yeah lessgo my music taste is Immaculate (tm)

ok wanna get married and move in together

thank you, same to you ❤️

biting you biting you biting you

ok come here

sure thing,i probably should go outside more anyway

omg thank you, I'd say "i try" but tbh I'm usually only shaking my brain and y'all gotta deal with whatever falls out

[wench-and-jezebel]

The Musketeers Reaction: Commodities

Jezebel (@typicalopposite) reacts [with occasional asides by Wench (@scripted-downfall)]

[I love this episode so much]

Issa pirate!  Idk just looks like one  [He's not tho]

Ahh great… Something’s gonna go wrong  [Something always goes wrong alkdsfj]

Nvm the others are there

Nvm again

Oooop-

Well, she looks like she believes it

More pirates (Kidding)

Oh, man… So much is happening  [You ain't seen nothing yet.  But also… Chick be awesome] 

Same, Flirt

They all stood in unison  [Naturally]

He smol  [This dude showed up in a CSI recently, fun fact]

Flirt, you have no right to be so into this

He sounds like puss in boots ☠️

Wot  ["You must think we're stupid"  Two seconds later  "Terribly sorry, apparently we are"]  D’Art has the sense here [You lack faith]  🙂

I- Oh.  [:)]  Tf  [They're staging an escape, dingus]  The musketeers are or just the two?  [Emile/Maria]

😂😂😂 Got ‘em

[Milady is kinda transparent for an assassin]  😂😂😂😂 Very true

Oooof  [Be prepared to hate Emile btw]  Oooooooooof  [This?  This ain't nothing.  Get ready for worse]  Oh boy  [Yup]

Oh noooo an ambush!

["No doubt your partner is a cheat and a swindler"  Damn, Athos, don't hold back]  Or how did he say it? “Well, that was straightforward”

Oh noooooo!  Port!  🥺🥺🥺🥺

Oooop soft music! longing stare! Flashback coming

[D'Art, read the freaking room… Aramis, you too]

Darts face like nah fam

Well damn  [Gotta love the medicine of the time]  He’s prepared

["I'm not a child"  Convincingggggg]  EXACTLY

I was gonna say it could be an OFMD fusion BUT Ed’s not incompetent

So this is France

[I love the scene with him walking through the doors 😭  The cinematography is so nice]  🥺🥺🥺🥺  And here’s the flashback  [And look at his fancy outfit lkasjdflkadsjf 😭]  Is this before he was a musketeers?  [Yup]

Pause, quick question  [Okay]

– – – 

Jezebel: I’ll forget if I don’t say now.  So D’Art…  In the book was going to them to become a musketeer.

Wench: Right

Jezebel: But in this they changed it to he was avenging his dads death and he just kinda… stays to become a musketeer after

Wench: Ye

Jezebel: Do they explain why they changed it?

Wench: I don't think so.  

Jezebel: Huh! 😂😂 ok anyway I was just curious about that

Wench: My guess is the excitement was the goal?  And also, they were changing the story a lot anyway, so they didn't need to keep it all intact.  

Jezebel: ‘Cause I was just thinking of Dart… like why is he even here he was just on a revenge mission?  How did he get recruited after?

Wench: Well, in this case, it's implied that he just... came to respect the Musketeers.  And probably got interested in a) the excitement/nobility of the career and b) Constance.  Also, he might not have wanted to go back to Gascony after his dad died

Jezebel: Ahh yes you are not the bloodthirsty unjust murderers I thought you too be… also the job seems fun… lemme join you

Wench: Right

– – – 

[Emile needs to shut up… "You must enjoy being here... must bring back all sorts of memories"  DOES HE LOOK LIKE HE'S ENJOYING THIS?]  ☠️☠️☠️☠️

Ooop- Flashback

☠️☠️☠️☠️  “Did someone punch me?”  D’Art: nahhhhhhh

[ONCE AGAIN.  PEOPLE.  READ THE FRICKING ROOM]

Ooooop- wait.  I just realized… I JUST REALIZEDDDD- [WOT]  HE LOVES ATHOS’ LADDYYYYY!  IT IS!  [Good job, problem child alskdjf]

[I love Porthos]

What did you call him?  Le gasp!  [Huh?]  The “self-taught man” but he said it in another name  [Autodidact]  Language [auto = self, didact = teacher]  Before he said what it meant, I thought it was something mean

Oh my gawd the woman has returned  [She’s cool]  Ooooop- Le bitch!

["I knew I'd been punched" as;ldkfj  I forgot that one]  ☠️☠️☠️☠️

Welp… she ded  [For real that time]  Yep

Now he ded  [Yep]

Whooop Whoooop  [D'Art the farm boy for the win!  The sass of that nod laksdjf]  

[Get ready to hate Bonnaire]

Now he’s been punched  [He deserves it]  Yeah, I agree (and I don’t even know yet)

Flirt: “and there goes my needlework”

Well, shit

Buddy… Port’s a beast he’s pushing through both of them! And he’s injured  [‘Tis true]

Flirt 💕

– – – 

Wench: Midpoint?

Jezebel: Yes

Wench: Have fun lkasdjf  Like I said... this episode is split between Athos-centric and Porthos-centric, and I adore it.  But also... I hate Emile with SUCH a fiery passion it's not even funny

Jezebel: I’m connecting my keyboard for this

Wench: Oh dear… The Jezebel equivalent of rolling up her sleeves

Jezebel: Ok so first off I’m feeling for Athos! ‘Cause 😦 bruh! The memories! Cause iirc he thinks Milady is dead right?

Wench: Yup.  And… He thinks he killed her.  Well, had her executed, but still; it's the equivalent of him killing her

Jezebel: So I reiterate 😦 AND! Omg FLORT (see what i did there) is continuing to be musketeer bros and I am living for it!  Him being all “Port bby cannot travel in these conditions, Athos!  Do you not care about him like I clearly do?!? 😍😠”

Wench: I knew you were gonna say that too :)

Jezebel: Then when they get back and Port found the papers and jumps on the guy he is just like… standing to the side. “Oh, no, who has angered my man- I mean oh no… my needle work… *side eye* thats… uh… for shame!”  But hes not interfering much at all.  He’s just standing there.  like.  When clearly just the two wasn’t holding him back easily

Wench: Right, I follow… I'm enjoying this section of the react, I want you to know.  Much fun :)

Jezebel: Which, regardless of what I think it meant or what it really means, I think it makes it seem like Flirt is more a lover not a fighter… which is hilarious… ‘cause his job is a fighter.

Wench: Yeah :)  He's also a priest, so he's completely a contradiction

Jezebel: And that brings me to… FUCK BONNAIRE!!!  Oh, and D’Art and Milady… Has he realized yet?

Wench: Nope

Jezebel: Sweet lord… He just had to lift the torn picture.  Buddy.  Brain.  Use it.

Wench: They don't figure it out until like.  over halfway through the season.

Jezebel: OH SHIT OOOOOF!  Well damn.

Wench: Ready?

Jezebel: Ready!

– – –

[Him referring to a "shopping list" is just- alsdkfja;lksdjf;lKJ;LAKSDJF;LKASDJF;LKASDJF asshole]  Ew

Ah yes… Let’s justify slavery… because it totally will make me sound better  [Oh, for sure.  Especially while talking to a man whose mother had to escape slavery and couldn't have a decent life even afterwards]  😦

Don’t you cry and make people pity you!

She did indeed deserve a better man

Athos!  [The drinking montage]  The wine!  You are spilling it!

Oh.  Oh, shit.  Ooooof.  She uh… She favors Fern.  She thinking about how his life is… what’s the quote?  [Yours is a life truly blessed]  Ye that one. Except it dont fit lol  [What instead?]  His is a life truly drunk and depressed [alsdkfj]  Knew she reminded me of someone, and then the way she was scowling at him.  I was like I know that scowl!

["What are you doing"  What business is it of yours, D'Art?  READ A ROOM]  Read a field more like

[I love Aramis' sash] YESSS

["We should trust Athos to handle his own affairs"  That is literally never a good idea.  Buddy is good with anything BUT his own self-care.]

Oooop-  He ded

Well, shit  [Drinking montage pt 2] How he drink it so fast?  I can barely sip it

*Sigh* alcoholi- ooop.  

Maam, you and your types  [Shush]

Ooooop- 

No, she’s standing right there

Her scar… isss so smol.  She is bitching about a scratch

[idk if you heard that, but he just called her "Anne."  Tha's her real name]

“Do it” 😦  Ooooooooooooooof

Shit, the hubby and the lover

Poor Athos

😦

Well… the rum is gone.  [Why is the rum gone!?!?!?]  ☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️

["I refuse to arrive at the palace on an ass"  No, you just want to arrive there being one.]  Lol!  [Oh, and also, "The rights of every man to some fair treatment"  The irony]

Why is she being mean to married lady?  Rude

DEVOUR!  DEVOUR!!!!  ACK!  [Oof, did I scar you irrevocably with that film?]  YES!

Oh but she’s a married womannnn 😮‍💨😂😂😂😂

Ooooop-

["She frightened me D'Artagnan"  So she ought; she killed you in the book]  Wooooot 😭😭  [Ma'am.  I told you this, I swerr]  Oh yeah  [Good job]

These big ass empty echoey rooms… Seriously just let me at em! 😂😂  No more echo

Oooop, believe him, he’ll take you out to the woods

[Flort smirk-glance combo] 

Ooooop 😦

[Be afraid.  Be very afraid]  He’s so smol… And port is so lorge… And Flirt won’t do a thing to stop it

Oop-  [“Wanna bet?”  (That's what the zoom-in on Athos meant… I’m just translating)]  🙂

[Y'all gonna kiss?]  They might

Imma guess who the captain is: black suit guy  [You'd be correct :)]  Ooooop!

[Not them breaking the law again]  🙂  [I'm pretty sure all of Les Inseparables are Chaotic Good, just btw]

“Mind my needlework”  Wonder where they are going

The end!  Whoop whooooop

– – – 

Jezebel: Errrmehgerd! That was a good episode!

Wench: Do you see what I mean about it being one of my favorites? :)

Jezebel: Yes I do!  And AHHHHH Flort!  Flirt and Port! Aramis and Porthos! I love you both!

Wench: asldkfj Well.  At least you learned their names finally

Jezebel: Will they be used? Nah 🙂

Wench: *sigh*

Jezebel: But anyway! The end scene when they just waltz off like 👀👀👀 I wonder

Wench: askdfj You’re ridiculous (affectionate)

Jezebel: 🙂  But anyway BACK TO ATHOS! And the painnn!!  I feel so bad for him 🥺🥺🥺

Wench: Good!  My plan progresses as I intended :)))) 

Jezebel: Like idk if they are trying to make you pity Milady or see her point but… I just don’t. I don’t like her lol. He deserves better.  AND.  Back to Athos being so Dean coded it’s not even funny with his lemme keep my trauma bottled up and speaking of bottles… imma get drunk too

Wench: I told you... It was not going to be at all surprising that he was my favorite alskdj  No, I'm not looking deeply at this

Jezebel: Mhmmmm but perhaps you should Wench, perhaps you shoulddddd!

Wench: Nevahhhh!  Seems like a bad idea!  

Jezebel: Gonna have to rewrite your character name

Wench: Oh no *sigh* What is it this time?  Dareddeanifer was the last one, right? Alksdjflkafdj  Good lord

Jezebel: Dareddeaniferthos

Wench: Dear lord

Jezebel: 😌😌

Wench: I still maintain you're seeing things that aren't thereeeee

Jezebel: Yeah yeah!  And that’s all I got for endpoint, so… ‘til next time lol

[you-are-my-king-now-cariad]

So I know this is (supposed to be) a Legendborn blog but oh my god.

I beat Baldur’s Gate 3 last night.

HOLY SHIT. SPOILERS AHEAD.

My brain is going 5k miles a minute so this is probably going to make very little sense, I just need to say it.

For reference, my Tav is Perse. I’m a Galemancer but I didn’t expect to finish this run (my other files corrupted) so she got an Astarion/Halsin ending. Didn’t ascend Astarion, didn’t let Gale become a god, Wyll and Karlach went to live it up in Avernus.

I don’t know if I can do the evil endings. I don’t know if I can even do an ending where Wyll takes over as Grand Duke, ‘cause I’m pretty sure that means Mama K dies.

Also THE OWLBEAR GREW UP AND HE’S GONNA GO LIVE WITH PERSE AND HALSIN. PH MY GOD.

IMAGINE WAKING UP TO THAT GIANT CUDDLEFEST EVERY MORNING.

IMAGINE WALKING YOUR OWLBEAR AROUND BALDUR’S GATE.

IMAGINE HALSIN WILD SHAPING SO THEY CAN WRESTLE FAIRLY.

On another note, no title has ever been more appropriate than Scratch, the Best Boy in all the Realms. He is my child. I love him. I would die for him. I don’t care if he’s not real. He’s mine now.

Of course Gale winds up as a professor of magic. That’s where he’s meant to be-no one else is allowed to talk that much. (His voice thoughhhh, I’m not complaining) And of COURSE Karlach and Wyll absolutely kick devil ass.

Maybe my favorite little thing was that Lakrissa got Alfira a music school-Alf’s been my favorite tief since I met her, she deserves a good life with a good wife.

Hhh. FRICK. Time to do a Galemance run… then Durgestarion… then Tavlach…

I just want to give everyone hugs. And kisses. And snuggles. Karlach especially. She’d be like a personal heated blanket.

[after-nine-at-the-oasis]

AAHHH hey bestie :')) is that a suit I see :')?

Oof lol

?

We ain't getting married now it's ina few days right xD

Ahh no, dress (not a suit)

So getting ready?

OOP WAIT NO

Y'ALL AIN'T IT LIKE THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT O.O XDD

AWWWW 2 AM :'DDDD FOR THE BAR-

AWWW AND SHE KNOWS :')))) 😭😭🥺❤️❤️🥰

AAAAAHHHHHHH Y'ALL THEMMMMM :'DDDDD!!!

I love them so much guys 😭😭😭❤️🥰🥰🥰🥰

Aww oope :'( :')?

:'o she didn't take it did she :')?

Awww :')?

Good honey, that's so good <33

AWW YEAHH LIKE YOU HELPED DR. MURPHY 😭😭😭❤️❤️❤️🥺🥰

Or were there for or whatever

AWWWW yeahh :'))

Yeah Glassman you got this :'D x'D

AWW y'alllll :'))

I hope we see a flash forward next episode where she's doing well <33

Although y'all I'm scared because there's 7 minutes left and there's been no cliffhanger yet xd

Just thought of a heartbreaking idea that it could be for a dramatic finale that it better not be lol

AAAAHHHHH WEDDING TIME

AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH 🥰😭😭😭😭❤️🥰🥰🥺🥺🥰

Awwww those are such sweet vows :')))

Lol my brother heard my squeaking o.o (little high pitched scream since I'm trying to be quiet xD) XDD

They're so cute y'all stop 😭

Friendly reminder she loves musical theatre 😌😌

AAAAHHHHHHH :'DDD :'))

Everyone showing up here at 2 am xD but also, doing it for them :'DD

LOL yeah girl xD

Because wait yeah they had to tell them all so they could get there 💀 xD

AWWW honeyyy :')))

Also

Hi Jerome 🥰🥰!!

Sorry (not) saw him anyway :'))

AAAAHHHHHH 🥺🥺🥰😭😭😭❤️🥰

Aww LOL xD :'))

That is kinda y'all's thing though :'))

AWWWW AAHHHHHH JUST NOTICED LIM'S OFFICIATING :'DDDD 🥰🥰😭😭😭😭❤️❤️🥺🥰🥰🥰

AWWW and Shaun and Lea have the rings :')) they're probably the best ones for it <3333

Just gonna watch for a second now

AAAAHAGHHHHHHHHHHGHH

AAWWW

Those g's were because I wasn't looking lol just glanced at the A lol

AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH Y'ALL

Anyway backlog there: "now smooch" AWW xDD 🥰🥰🥰🥰🥺🥺❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️😭🥰🥰

AAAAAHHHHHHH Y'ALLL WHOOOOO THEY'RE MARRIED 😭😭😭😭🥺❤️❤️❤️🥰🥰🥰🥰

AYYYY O.O OKAY DOM?? OKAY DOM GO OFF :OO :DDD

AYYY JORDAN TOOOO WHOOO YEAH GIRL GO OFF :DDD

AYYY they're eating it up :')))

AWWWW stoppp they look so happy :'DD

AWWW y'alll I love them so much 🥰🥺🥺🥺🥰🥰❤️

Ayyy they're slaying :'D

Being a little bittersweet about Jasher right now but loving the wedding <333 :'( :'))

OOP o.o y'all gonna kiss at their wedding 👀 :O?

AYYYY OOPP O.O Okay y'all go off :D

O O P Jordan has feelings about that o.o 😳👀

Girl I know you him and Perez are always weird almost off and on situationships but let the man chill xD

Put em in a quadruple lol I wanna see it

Aww y'all :'))

Still Tequila Stat :'DD

Aww yeah <33

PHEWW they're taking her :'DD

That's so good :'))) <333

OOP

I

Uh

w h a t

Oh no- he doesn't want that does he :((

OOPE OH NO

No

No y'all :'((

Y'ALL 😭😭

This is why I don't trust this show o.o 😭😭😭😭😭💔💔

Y'all what the frick xdd

I better not have to see it, but also I deserve what closure xdd especially if we see a flash forward to after his death yk xd?

And I'm more talking about his funeral than death but

ALSO WHY ARE YOU TELLING HIM NOW 😭😭😭

Y'alllll :'((( xdd

Oop hey guys o.o xdd

Oop sldjhds is that Jordan xD

Probably not lol probably like their ride- ? Oh yup lol

Was confused by the name for a second xD

OOHP Okay girl o.o go off xD

Hmm?

Ay? AY okay 👀👀?

Awww y'all :')) :'D

I'm happy for you guys :'))

Ope

Ahh nah

Ohhh nah oh no oh heck nah

NAHHHHH

WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU DON'T FEEL GOOD

GIRL'S GOING OUT LIKE HER FIRST LOVE

Maybe not first BUT MY POINT IS MELENDEZ xdd 😭😭😭💔😳

Nahh nah nah

NAHHHH

HE BETTER BE FEELING A PULSE RIGHT NOW O.O 😳😤😤 IK HE'S JUST CHECKING BUT HIM HAVING TO FEEL FOR ONE 😭-

Y'all what's with you and late night spontaneous weddings xDD (as I was gonna say earlier), interrupted by a tragic event 😐😑

Imagine bro thinks he drugged her xD

OOP okay o.o

Kinda looked like he was just gonna leave for a second xD I know he wouldn't but yk lol

This guy Amir is probably way confused

Also an ambulance would be able to speed but would also have to get here so eh I get it xD

AUAGHHH NOOOO Y'ALLL 😭😭

Ending just like season 6 😭 xd except at least we've got one more episode left

Y'ALLL I'M STRESSING

Of course that's the end xd

At least they're setting me free from more torture lol

Y'all I can't 😐

Why couldn't their headline making finale be because everyone is good and happy and everything after some drama ends up fine 😭😭😭😭💔💔💔😤❤️🥺

It better be xdd

Y'all I love this show so much 😭😭😭😭💔💔🥺❤️🥰

But they're so cruel to me xD

Nah I still love it <333

[acey-wacey]

FRICK FRICK I'MSO SHY OF NOT BEING ON ANON SORRY UM UM CONGRATS FOR YOUR 600 FOLLOWERS absolutely deserved literally found your acc a few days ago and im Obsessed With Your Fics sooooo taking this change to request perhaps ..... Rook hunt with I hear a symphony by Cody Fry? please

feel free to ignore this and thank you for your fics in general <3

Hi!! I'm so glad you're here!

Pairing - Rook Hunt x Reader

Song - I Hear A Symphony / Cody Fry

Playlist:

I Hear A Symphony - Cody Fry

Evermore - Dan Stevens

Cardigan - Taylor Swift

we fell in love in october - girl in red

Like I'm Gonna Lose You - Meghan Trainor

Chanson de Delphine - Les Demoiselles de Rochefort

Our Last Summer - Mamma Mia

~I used to hear a simple song~

You can barely remember what your life was like before Rook Hunt. It must have been boring because all your memories of it seem black and white.

That all changed when Rook came into your life.

~that was until you came along~

With him, all you saw was color: the rich orange and pink sunsets he took you to see, the pitch black skies you would stargaze under, the vivid green eyes that were the last thing you saw before he kissed you.

Everything became music for you.

You heard jazz in the squawking of crows and strings in the morning breeze. Every ticking second was a new note, every new day another melody.

~now in it's place is something new~

He pulled you along with him, never slowing down. His cryptic spontaneity was what drew you to him in the first place. He was a wild deer, faster than the speed of light, and you loved nothing more than the chase.

He never liked people to know him. He didn't want to leave himself exposed to the traps he knew hunters would set, but you didn't need a traps. You listened to him, willing to hear the song he kept hidden beneath the noise, and slowly, he let you in.

~i hear it when I look at you~

If you had told him before that he would love you, he would have laughed. He never saw himself as one to adore as much as one to be adored. It came too fast for him, quicker than the release of an arrow. Before he knew it, he was appreciating much more than your beauty. You hadn't just capture his heart but his entire being, his melody.

And perhaps you'd like to harmonize.

[brekker-by-brekkerr]

live reaction 3x08 part 1

Starting off strong with some Jetwen and Caswen content okay

Oh no Big Red this is so awkward oh my stars

Ricky hasn’t even read the whole show?? What the heck?? Like, I’ve been trying to give him somewhat of a pass because even though he doesn’t have as much responsibility as EJ, he has some responsibility as the lead, but the fact that he hasn’t even read the show…like I get they only have two weeks to perform it but the least you could do is take the time to read the whole script. This just goes to show how little everyone is doing in comparison to EJ and once again this is not fair at all. Especially since EJ and Ricky are the same age now you can’t even say EJ “deserves” it because he’s older (which is also such a fricked up thing to say in the first place)

Having Emmy (I think that’s her name) sing the beginning of this is real…I have no investment in this child she’s barely been in this season lol. Okay I think it somewhat makes sense but still

Ahh everyone looks so good in their costumes

Oh this is the first time we’ve seen Jet in his costume. I wonder if we’ll get to hear him sing Hans of the Southern Isles. I hope so but like I also hope we get to hear Monster and Dangerous to Dream and so many other songs from the musical, at least clips of them. That’s the thing about having original songs and camp rock songs and high school musical songs in one season; we barely get any from each which is sad. But we’re getting Kristoff’s Lullaby!! I’m excited

“Your boyfriend is adorable” “So’s Madison” oh we all see what’s happening here oh my stars

The funny thing about Channing making them do things differently than how they rehearsed is that’s exactly what Miss Jenn did with Beauty and the Beast

“Elton!!” every time someone calls him Elton I’m living for it

“You sure?” Ricky shut the frick up EJ is the one making everything happen so you’re not allowed to have opinions sorry

Ricky and Jet fist bump stars I wish they could have been explored (I know it was ever going to happen before someone comes at me they’re just a dearly loved crackship okay)

Gina!! The way she’s looking at EJ with so much concern like my heart’s breaking

NINI!!! MY LOVE YOU’RE BACK!!!!!!!

I know Nini has to leave bc Olivia’s leaving but I hate it and it’s sad because it doesn’t really make sense since we already saw her leave then realise her home is with the Wildcats

She’s not going to be at the campfire and it’s going to hurt so much

I really appreciate the “these things don’t go away in a night” comment because in a lot of shows like this they would. They would sing a song or be like wow I was brave! And then their mental health is great when that’s not really how it works

I just wish we got similar attention paid to EJ and his anxiety. The fact that he’s directing the show tonight and we don’t get to see how he’s doing or have conversations with him

Is Big Red about to reveal he’s gay

I LOVE that Kourtney is getting this screen time and actual care given to her story and this anxiety plotline is being handled SO WELL I love this. Kourtney <333333

NOOO Big Red what’s going on I really thought he was about to say “at the pizza shop I met a boy” or something not that his parents met at their age

Ah that was kind of sweet this is sad

Her going in for a hug instead of a kiss. “I’ve never been better” when she means at camp without him is like Nancy saying she was glad Jon wasn’t there

KOURTNEY!! She looks AMAZING AND SHE SOUNDS SO GOOD THIS IS HER MOMENT. Her voice fits this song SO WELL chills

The wildcat fam smiling at her backstage because they’re all like heck yeah that’s our talented sister we love her. Like the growth from season 1 when she had to go onstage last minute to now she’s one of the leads and she’s killing it I love her I love this

Channing you’re funny but go away go away don’t do anything to Kourt’s performance

CHANNING

Kourtney I’m going to cry this is so good the confidence like anyone would be shook by that interruption and by having to sing without music but especially when you’re already fighting your anxiety…I’m so proud of her

Nini proudly watching from the wings same girl

THANK YOU Gina. “Don’t get me started” yes yes yes I love her

Okay Jet he’s really getting into it

THE TRANSFORMATION

Kourtney is an icon okay

Gina and Ash hugging because that’s their sister I love this so much

“If anyone sees Channing, punch him.” I love you Maddox

Ricky’s face when he said “Nini’s here” literally broke me I want to throw up. They have such a strong connection and I was worried the show would just forget that like even just as friends like we’re talking childhood besties who GAVE EACH OTHER THEIR NICKNAMES stop im crying

If we don’t get a ricky and nini goodbye I will RIOT

NINI AND KOURT!! NINI SETTING UP THE ROOM FOR HER SHE’S SO SWEET I LOVE HER

This better not be their last goodbye I am EMOTIONALLY UNSTABLE stop it

“We’re glad you came back” me as well

I love Ricky I love him getting pissed at Channing

The stage looks so pretty! KRISTOFF’S LULLABY I’M SO EXCITED AHH

EJ in the background looking depressed as all get out stop

PORTWELL LOOKING AT EACH OTHER ACROSS THE WINGS PLEASE STOP

I freaking love this song you don’t understand and JB is doing it so much justice it’s so good

EJ looking like he’s going to cry because Gina’s what he knows about love. stop it this is not allowed this should be illegal

Val is so pretty!!

He’s going to call his dad isn’t he

Thank you we’re getting someone supporting him and time spent on EJ thank you

My heart is breaking for EJ I fricking hate cash caswell

The break in his voice when he says “I’m proud of you EJ. How hard is that.” And Val’s encouraging nods I can’t I can’t I can’t

CASH CASWELL F*CKING HUNG UP ON HIM I HATE THIS MAN I HATE HIM I HATE HIM

EJ’s going to cry I’m going to cry

EJ has been through so much this season my heart hurts

THAT’S MY ANNA AND ELSA

The snow this moment is so pretty and magical

NO I knew she wouldn’t be there I’m going to cry

The fact that Ricky didn’t get a letter better mean she’s giving him a goodbye in person

NO WHY IS SHE LEAVING without even so much as a goodbye to Ricky

We’re talking best friends since they were babies why why can’t they at least get idk a fricking hug

[simplysummers]

The bad batch: episode 15 spoilers ahead

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“Hi? Yes Mr Filoni, I’m calling to discuss the charge of my therapy bills?”

WHAT THE SHIT WAS THAT??!!??! FILONIIIIIII????? WHAT????

(I had this whole post typed out and then I left to get my screenshots and it frick fracking deleted. The audacity of my tumblr-)

Okay, okay let’s go through this like we usually do. Although Crosshair gets his own section because there’s so much to unpack there.

- Hunter, my king, I’m glad to see you communicating at long last, thank you for getting your shit together.

- Although I did want to see Omega freaking out for character development, I’m glad they still showed her being really snappy with Echo to show just how desperately she wanted to help her brother/father figure.

- I wish we’d would have gotten a little snippet of Gregor again, but I’m not too mad. It isn’t the end of the world.

- Okay but like…the boys have so much faith in Omega and it warms my heart. Tech trusted her enough to find the platform when he could’ve easily written her off and found another way. They love her and I love them-

- Omega’s wet hair is everything. It’s so cute. It really juvenilises her, but in the correct way.

- Tech’s snappy oneliners are back! “How could I possibly know that?”

- Echo development this episode. I know it wasn’t a lot, but not only did he comfort Omega when she needed his support, but he lead the team. Of course, ‘Meg had to direct them through Kamino, she knows the facility, but he took charge. Our arc trooper is still there.

- my boys are back together again.

- Omega’s backstory here though…dang poor baby. Honestly though I must give her props, she did what most adults still can’t do. She put aside her fears and faced her trauma and borderline abusive past to save her family; that takes great strength and incredible bravery. I’m very proud of her to be honest.

- no words: only this

I’ve been waiting for this for so long. I mean- I still want Hunter to willingly hug her, but this is a start. I’ll take it. She’s so pleased to see him, to feel him, and his soft little smile is everything. Oh god I love these two so much.

- Hunter’s conflict this episode was so freaking strong and I’m so glad. He deserved it, I love Hunter to bits, he’s my favourite, but we needed to see some questioning to really ground him from this emotionless leader to a human counterpart, especially where Crosshair’s concerned.

- I’m not gonna lie, I’m not AZ’s biggest fan, but his little friendship with Omega is so cute. I stan.

- Omega’s snappy oneliners this episode too- she’s picking up from Tech lmao. “Uhm….hello :)” “I’m kind of in the middle of something here.” “I can see that, AZ.”

- THE MUSIC OMG

- the empty Kaminoan facility hurt me, like omg-

- Tech piloting my beloved. I love him.

- so…that whole explosion at the end. They can’t be dead, right? We’ve still got next week, and a whole season 2, they CANNOT be dead. But then I’m scared they’re going to have someone die before they can all be rescued….oh godddd.

- “stop pretending to be something you’re not, Hunter.” I’m honestly sick of people telling Hunter this. Of course, I’m not blaming Echo or Crosshair, when and why they say it is very justified at the time, but it’s unfair to Hunter. He’s trying his best to protect his squad, they are his family. Family is everything to him because that’s all he’s ever had, they didn’t really have a Jedi commander, the regs weren’t huge fans of them, the Kaminoans were vile towards them, as we’ve seen, all Hunter had was his brothers, and he wants to protect them at all costs, even when that meant leaving Cross behind. Hunter isn’t pretending to be a caring brother and father figure to Omega and the others, he IS. and I know Cross was most likely talking about the mercenary work too, but it all correlates back towards why they’ve been bounty hunting, to gain money and keep themselves safe.

Okay, we’re moving onto Crosshair now.

- what in the frick frack fuck-

- first of all, I’m not seeing a scar, and I know the burns could’ve mutilated it, but then we would’ve seen it before Bracca. Not to mention he’s still clutching his head in pain whenever he has conflicted thoughts. My guess is they never removed it in the first place, he’s been lied too. Why wouldn’t the empire profit from an angry clone out for vengeance? If they made him believe it was all his own doing, it makes him trust them more.

- the conflict here is so deserved. Crosshair has every right to call Hunter out. I mean, I don’t personally blame hunter, but I’m not Crosshair, I wasn’t abandoned, we will never understand how he truly felt. He has every right to react the way he does.

- “they don’t leave their own behind…usually” say it louder, brother, he has the right.

- “we didn’t have a choice.” “And I did?” Again, I think he has every right to say that. Whether he had his chip removed or not, he is aware that he was under its influence for a short while, so no, he didn’t have a choice.

“You may have forgotten, but I haven’t” HES HURTING.

- “I’m going to give you what you never gave me…a chance.”

- “don’t become my enemy” “Crosshair, we never were.” he doesn’t want to fight them-

- “think of what we could do…together.” This really proves the conflict on Ryloth was real. He didn’t want to fight his brothers, he wanted to fight with his brothers. This is another reason why I believe he still has his chip. Why would he stick around otherwise? The empire have offered him nothing except leadership, which we saw Rampart was very willing to take away at a moment notice.

- he also wanted to get Omega to safety, and I love that, he doesn’t want her to see her family turn into him. He wants her out of the picture for her own good.

- the smack down between him and Hunter, and then the eventual battle with the droids was so bittersweet. We see them fighting alongside one another, but we know deep down there is conflict, and it hurts.

- safely I’d just like to say I wish I could hug him. Wrecker carrying him to safety was everything towards the end.

Ive gotta say, that episode was incredible, it had the right amount of action, drama, cheesy oneliners, Omega and Hunter fluff, Echo development, Crosshair finally getting his limelight, I know we didn’t get too much Wrecker and Tech but I’m still really pleased with this episode. I’m giving it a solid 10/10 cinematically

Some shots, poor quality, as always ;)

[morganas-pendragons]

Halo Episode 7 

Because this one single gif is ten times more interesting then the entirety of Episode 7. I absolutely went way too honest on this one about how I feel in regards to Soren and Kwan. If you like/love them, I don't recommend reading this. Spoilers under the cut!

Kwan cannot carry an episode on her own. She's meant to be a supporting character, not a main, and I have absolutely zero interest in her or Soren.

she's a teenager who lost everything. "rage is all i have left.'' and i totally get it, i do. there's just nothing endearing about this plot. it's not interesting. it doesn't draw you in.

her actress is super talented but.. the insurrection plot.. just bores me

i don't hate her. she just... definitely isn't a character i'm interested in

Speaking of Soren -- like.. I get he's from the legends but I do not care about him either.... his son is so cute and i love his wife but soren just does not do it for me..

also these are first impressions so don't be surprised if something changes halfway down this list

one of the things this show does super well is the cinematography

like holy crap dude

how on EARTH did Soren get back to the Rubble?!

i would've rather had an entire episode about soren's origins in the spartan program and how his relationship with john started

i do however find it super interesting that once kwan enters that dream like state, the person she sees is john

John and Reth, both who have been affected by the Covenant and are the complete antithesis of everything she's been raised to believe

WHO PUTS A TEENAGE GIRL AGAINST A SPARTAN THREE DECADES OLDER THEN HER?

Not to mention who's been augmented and has armor made from titanium alloy?

the little details of kwan changing weapons every time she wakes up is a fascinating addition

and the way they wait until she finally gives up to show john's face?

important details

pablo literally doesn't have to say a word, his presene just carries so much weight

the music in this episode is fantastic

THE WAY THAT KWAN SEES HER ENTIRE FAMILY LINE IN FRONT OF HER? AND HER FATHER? THE WAY THEY ALL DISAPPEAR INTO THE NEXT?

that detail was so cool!!

frick there's still thirty minutes left

mmm a portal that doesn't have a recognized destination i wonder where it leads

won't be surprised if it leads to halo lol

vinsher... vinsher. ugh.

i hate him too

if i'm right on this someone needs to give me a pat on the back -- but i am 100% convinced between what john and kwan have learned, they're gonna help the other get to halo

Soren's dedication to John is so sweet

you people really are stupid enough to think you can take on an ex spartan aren't you

okay i don't know about the rest of you but people who throw knives that accurately and with that much finesse?

hot

also for those of you who don't know, soren in the legends is certifiably insane and is very similar to this one. If you wanna look him up -- here he is!

THE PLASMA GRENADE FINALLY MAKES AN ENTRANCE

MY JAW DROPPED THAT WAS A POWER MOVE KID!!

oh she founds john's gun

which is three times the size of her

i never realized how big these guns are compared to civilians!

vinsher got the death he deserves!!! whoo!!!!!!

i definitely believe soren john and kwan are going to come back together at some point because of how many times ''we'll see each other again'' was said in regards to all three of them

oh she kept john's gun *cries quietly*

okay overall this gets a 6/10

it wasn't bad, definitely picked up toward the end, but i feel there are a number of ways they could've done this better

[kaylathekittykat225]

Carnival Ride of Horror // Steve Harrington x Reader

Carnival of Horror // SH

Warning/s: Cursing, laughing at inappropriate times, (very minimal) mentions/implications of abuse/stalking (just wanna warn, its super small but just in case!)

Word Count: 3.5k

Hey guys! It’s been a bit since I’ve written, lemme tell you, life has been kinda crappy and its just a little less crappy now! So I decided to start pecking at the keyboard again and this is what came of it! This lovely person requsted this work and I just got around to starting to really write because I had a free week. Anywhoodles, it’s good to write something again and I hope yall enjoy it!

Again thank you for this idea @seraphiiii

omg i came across your post about writing ideas in my feed and got so excited to see both steve harrington and young justice in the tags lmao. but i think a steve harrington x reader where reader and him go to an amusement park and reader is terrified of the rides so he’s like comforting her throughout them and encouraging her but also laughing (in a good natured way obvi) about how scared she is and stuff? i think that would be so cute!!

Here’s my Masterlist.

Enjoy.

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“Stevie, when we agreed to have a date night away from the kids, I didn't think we would be going into a mass of more kids.” As he pulled the keys out, you stared at the bright light shining machinery that had been set in the middle of a field outside the city. The annual summer fair had finally made its way to Hawkins, and it had left a buzz in the air as everyone planned when they would go, talked about what rides had come this year, who their ride buddy would be; it had been all the kids had been talking about for weeks. They put a day together the coming weekend to go as a group and they planned to drag Steve and you along on the off chance that they needed an “adult” to allow them on the rides.

Funny how they assumed either Steve or you knew how to adult.

“Cause I thought it would be a nice change from us just watching movies or having dinner.”

“Oh, so dino nuggets are no longer date-worthy for you.” Steve almost took you seriously, but he saw the grin that has graced your lips at your own comment. He relaxed a little knowing that you weren’t upset with his idea for date night, but he had always wanted to kiss someone at the top of a Ferris Wheel, and he would do anything to get you to the top of the rotating ride.

“So, you’re not mad that I chose here for tonight?” You shook your head and pulled at the door handle separating the two of you from the outside life.

“Of course not Stevie, I just thought it was an interesting choice.” The smile you chose to have was one that hopefully convinced him that you were okay with where the pair of you were going, even if you weren’t happy with the choice.

You can be happy with the idea of going to a carnival as long as you don’t go on-”Cool, so what ride do you want to do first?”

“Shit.” The world slipped out before you could stop yourself as Steve finished paying for your tickets and asked what you had said. “Nothing just kicked myself. Um…” You looked around frantically for something to do that wasn’t flashing brightly and spinning faster than the legal highway speed. “Let’s go over there!”

Steve followed your hand as he saw you point towards the stands of games that were rigged and way too fricking expensive, but he would do it for you. “Alright, starting out with some games I see, I like it.”

The two of you ran through a few of the games, most of them where Steve got way too into it and you had to step between them as he tried screaming that he deserved that stuffed bear/pony/cat/fish, because he almost had it every single time. He did beat out the basketball one, one of the last ones the two of you did on that strip, bolstering his confidence just enough to get him into a cheery enough mood.

“Alright! We played some games, and let the crazies test out the rides so I’m pretty sure they won’t break down on us. Which one should we do first? They got a drop tower, or how about the pit viper swings? Or, or, or how about we…” The night had been going enjoyable up until Steve turned to the rides you had managed to distract him from and pointed at the glowing and fast-moving monsters.

“How about we do the haunted walk over there?” Steve followed your pointing finger with a quizzical look, he hadn’t really taken note of the scary attraction before, never thought to really look to it with everything else going on. “I bet it won’t even be scary to us after everything we’ve been through right ha.”

You took off with a dry laugh without waiting for a response from him; his cries were head behind you, but the haunted house looked better than anything else around you. “Y/N.” He called you again, but you walked faster. By the time you got to the stairs leading into the building, you were practically running up them to get into the dark house with smoke billowing out of it.

“Y/N!” Your name was the last thing you heard before diving through the door and physically bumping into one of the scarers dressed as a zombie. He seemed nice, breaking character enough to ask if you were okay before you had already turned the corner and left him behind too.

Twisting and turning, you didn’t pay much mind to the screaming witches, zombies, skeletons, or anything that happened all around you; over the music and screaming, you could vaguely hear your name, giving you an indication that Steve followed you.

Not too far in, you found a quieter corner with only a couple cobwebs around it where you quickly ducked back into and tried pressing yourself into it deeper, hoping to watch Steve walk right by you.

Why the hell were you running from your boyfriend? You gained a sense of logic for a second where you paused. Why were you running? This was super childish of you and really had no reason. All Steve wanted to do was go on a few rides and you were being selfish and completely ruining what was going to be one of the few evenings you didn’t have to babysit the kids.

As the guilt started to swirl with your desire to not be found, you didn’t notice as the Frankenstein in the room had taken notice of you hiding in the corner and started to tromp over to you. “Hey, miss, you can’t be hiding in here, you gotta keep moving.”

“I’ll be out in a second, sir, let me just-” “You can’t be here-” “If you give me a second, I will leave as soon as I can-” “Miss you have to leave-” “Give me one dan minute-” “Y/N!”

Among all the screaming the Frankenstein and you had been doing was your name being called by a third and new voice along with a hand clasping onto your shoulder. Looking to the hand, you saw the unmistakable outline of the man you were hiding from. “There you are babe, why were you running off.” Just looking at the Frankenstein’s demeanor, you could tell he went into defense mode suddenly.

“Were you hiding from him miss? Are you okay? Do you feel safe?” The painted man moved to step between you and Steve in an attempt to separate you two.

“Whoa, whoa buddy, back off. She’s my girlfriend, chill out.” Steve tried stepping around the man o little success.

“Oh, your girlfriend? And she’s running from you? I don’t think this is looking very good for you, buddy.” The two were shooting back and forth at each other, getting chest to chest, and starting to cause a larger disturbance that started o be heard over the music and background scream noises. More workers it looked like started to slip into the room and try to get the two men to quiet down, going so far as to begin threats of throwing them out of the haunted house.

You were pulled away from the situation before being pushed away and into the next room, looking like it was on its way to the exit in the next two or three rooms: your destination.

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“Y/N?” His voice finally chirped up next to you as Steve took a seat next to you on the grass at the edge of the carnival. “You okay?” When he saw you sitting over here, he had quickly jogged over and took her in as he did so: sitting with her face pressed into her knees and arms wrapped tightly around her legs as she kept herself in as tight of a ball as possible.

You didn’t respond at first, only moving your head to look up at your boyfriend, the person you have embarrassed tonight and most definitely pissed off with your childish antics tonight. “I’m sorry.”

“Whoa what do you have to apologize for? I’ve been worried about you and wanted to make sure that you are okay.” His hand found its way to your back and began rubbing circles into your shoulder blade.

“I was really childish today and you didn’t deserve it, all because I was scared of the stupid rides.” Your words may have been mumbles, but he heard every word clearly.

“Hold on. Babe, did you say you were scared of the rides?” Your small and timid nod was enough for him to understand. “Why didn’t you tell me? I never would have brought you here if I knew that!”

Swallowing the thick feeling in your throat, you looked up at him and saw the disappointment and hurt in his face and that hurt. “Because you were so excited about it, I thought I could get through it and do at least one or two with you. But as we got closer, I guess my nerves got the best of me and I just...ran. Like a stupid child.”

“Hey, hey, hey, no.” Steve quickly shuffled to kneel in front of you and grabbed your hands, holding them in his own and your legs fell down to where you were now criss cross apple sauce. “I’m not gonna force you to do any of these rides if you don’t wanna. If you want to just go home, we can make this a movie night if that works better for you.”

“No, Stevie,” His mouth quirked up at this name. “You already bought the tickets; I don’t want you to waste the money you earned because I’m a scaredy cat.”

Steve took a second to think, racking his brain on how to salvage what has been an eventful evening. “How about…” He paused again and just stared at you with you staring back at him, waiting to hear what he wanted to say. “You can say no, how about we try a few rides, to try and get you on some. If you don’t like riding after one, we can go home, and you can at least say you did it.”

Mulling this idea over in your head, your eyes shifted from where your boyfriend sat in front of you to the bright and joyous scream filled rides were. “I suppose they don’t all look so bad.” You murmured to him, staring particularly at the giant Ferris Wheel that turned, a small memory from early on in your relationship popping into your head. Steve had mentioned a few times that his dream date would be to take a girl up on a Ferris Wheel and cuddle her and kiss her when they got to the top.

“Okay, we can try a few.” Though shaky, your voice was a little stronger this time and you gave Steve a small smile.

“You sure?” A nod. “Okay, I’ll let you choose which one we go on, okay?” Another nod.

Together, the two of you stood to your feet and approached the hustle and bustle of the carnival grounds again. “What did that Frankenstein do to you? I hope he didn’t get you in trouble or anything.” You asked as you laced your hand with Steve while the other went to hold onto his arm, squeezing it slightly as you got closer to the machines and your stomach growing heavy again.

“Oh him, he didn’t do much, just tried scaring me when he though I was some creep chasing you.” He chuckled at the short story, glancing over to you as you took in the carnival for really the first time, looking for something that didn’t freak you out. “How about we start with those spinning pods over there? All they do is spin around and if you want it to, we can make it spin on the inside too.”

Following his finger, you saw what he was referring to as it did spin around, the four small egg things with windows in them were spinning on the main machinery but also appeared to be spinning on their own. As you got closer and apparently joined the line, you could see inside one of them a group of middle school boys cackling as they pulled on the weird center disk that kinda looked like a pizza pan. “Yeah, we can give it a try.” The shakiness in your voice had come back and your grip on Steve tightened.

“Hey, you got this I’ll be right here with ya.” He returned the squeeze to your hand and fishes through his pocket for two tickets to hand over at the entrance. “Up ya go.” He mutters as he helps you up the three stairs leading into the egg ride thing you were entering before he stepped in behind you and took his place next to you. You were already holding a death grip on the center console when the door was shut, and Steve sat next to you. “You know what this is?” He asked gesturing to the disk you were holding onto with the vice grip.

“Something for me to hold onto?” You shocked yourself with how violently your voice was shaking as you heard something start to rumble around you. “Oh, shit its moving.” Steve let a quick chuckle out before he stopped himself and tried explaining the center console would cause the pod thing to spin. “Fuck no! Don’t you dare make this thing spin.” Bloody murder was not even near definitive enough of how much you were screaming.

“Babe, babe calm down, it’s fine! I promise, ha!” In comparison to your screaming, Steve seemed to be having the time of his life as he laughed; at least he wasn’t making the ride spin. “Babe, babe, babe, I’m so sorry I’m laughing, I promise I didn’t mean to, but you were screaming so much! And it was hilarious!” Steve held onto his sides as he nearly fell out of the pod and waited for you to follow his laughing self. When you didn’t step out, he turned back around and saw you still had your hands clenched very tightly to the metal plate, your eyes wide and your lips pursed together. “Sweetheart, I didn’t mean to make you feel bad about the rides, do you wanna go home?”

Hearing him soften up got you to finally look at him and slowly let go of the wheel. “N-n-no. I’m…” You paused to catch your breath and steady your voice. “I’m good, I just don’t know if I can do any more of these kinds of things.” Taking his hand, you pulled yourself up and stepped out from the ride and have yourself a few seconds to remember how to use your legs.

“You okay?” You nodded at him and gave a shaky, but okay smile. “You sure you wanna do another one? Cause we can go-”

“No, no, I can do…” The carnival really did have more rides than just ones that wanted to make you die, but none that really made you want to jump on them. “Can we do the carousel? I know I can do that one at least, my mom took me on them enough as a kid to be desensitized to those ones.” Steve looked over and saw the carousel that was filled predominately by smaller children, but if you wanted to do this and it was because he bought the tickets, he couldn’t make her do something else.

“If that’s what you wanna do, then we can do the carousel all night long, babe.” You nodded at him and followed him as he took your hand and the two began the walk to the carousel.

The carousel ride was much less curse filled, thankfully. You and Steve had found a pair of horses sitting side by side and the two of you quickly claimed them. Like you had said, you did get to enjoy this ride due to having done it before and you were able to just chat between the two of you, talking about how the kids were cute, how excited you were to take the kids to the park and not have to rides. It was a fine ride, definitely better than the last one.

“You ready to go home, babe?” Steve turned to you with a smile on his face. Getting you to ride two of the rides was honestly enough for him, plus, he knew Dustin would ride all of them with him later, with you waiting at the end for him.

You were about to agree and leave this eventful evening behind you, but you saw what Steve was standing near and bit your lip. Should you do it? Could you do it? “Actually, I wanna do one more.” He gave a quick quirk of his head before he followed your eyeline and turned around.

“What? Babe, we don’t have to do that, you have been through enough today and you were great, you don’t have to prove anything.”

“But...you have been wanting to do it, you told me about it one time.” You responded a little shyly as you confessed that you were doing it back of what he told you that one time. “I just...I really want you to be able to do it.”

“You...you remembered?” Steve was kind of shocked that you remembered him mentioning it, he had told that to girls in the past, but none of them really went out of their way to think about it, hell, even to remember it. “Are you su-”

“Steve, yes, I wanna do it with you.” The grin on his face was immaculate and contagious as one grew on your face as he quickly took this well and pulled you towards the line to the Ferris Wheel and dug around in his pockets for another round of tickets.

As it went around, you felt your stomach grow heavy again when you finally saw how high it got and had to calm yourself down without causing another scene. “Come on, babe, looks like ours is up.” He gently tugged on your hand and pulled you into the seat next to him before the handlebar was lowered and locked in front of you. “And here we go!”

The squeak that left your mouth was nothing but surprise and terror as you clung onto the bar for your life, your knuckles turning white with the sheer force you were holding on. “It’s really stupid you know that the only thing holding us back from falling to our death is this small bar and it’s really stupid because was if I was reall-holy shit this is really tall!” You finally removed your hands from the bar and moved to press yourself in Steve.

You could feel him trying to stop himself from giggling as he moved his arm to wrap it around you. “You can laugh you know; I really don’t care. I’m the coward of an almost twenty-year-old who’s scared of a carnival.” A chuckle did come through as the ride kept rotating and you slowly moved closer to the bottom.

“I’m not laughing at you, babe, but the noises you are making are fricking hilarious.” His voice still held the chuckle as he pressed a kiss to the side of your head, and you responded with another squeak of shock as you started rising again.

Making it to the top again, you were waiting for it to hit its peak and for the relief of lowering the cart to begin, but instead there was a shudder before the ride stopped. “What’s going on, what’s going on, why are we stopped? Oh god we are about to die, fuck, shit, I don’t wanna die.”

“Babe, calm down, someone below us is getting off so they had to stop the ride for a bit. Remember when we had to get on? Same thing probably happened to someone else.” You nodded your head and just stared ahead to the tops of the trees you never thought you would have seen.

“It’s...it’s not too bad up here.” You finally mutter after a few beats of silence and getting your bearings. “I wouldn’t want to stay up here, but it does look nice.” Steve hummed in agreement and pulled you a little closer. “Hey Stevie?”

“Hmm?” He responded looking down at you.

“Thanks, tonight was fun.”

His face broke out into a grin again at your thanks. “Of course, thanks for giving a few of these rides a chance.” Smiling up at him, you sat a little straighter and caught his lips with your own, the two of you humming to the other that you were happy with your evening.

Though it was not as long as Steve would have wanted to stay in that moment with you (the ride started again and you broke away with another shriek), but he wouldn’t have traded that moment for anything else in his life.

[believeitseeitdoit]

Back To School Night

Bucky Barnes x Reader

Warnings: cursing, fluffy as hell, overload of cuteness? Don’t read if you don’t like happy endings

Summary: you’re setting up your school classroom when your boyfriend Bucky comes to support you and save the day

This is an un-beta’d Drabble, solely to be read for a smile and maybe some happiness, be kind or go away

You’re sweating like a whore in church as you set up the last of the chairs for your classroom. Every desk had a team logo and every chair had 4 tennis balls on the bottoms to prevent that horrid scraping noise. Your class theme this year was secret agents, and you used the old SHIELD symbol as your continuing logo. Each group was given a team mascot, a different avenger, and your desk was set up as the director’s office. You were insanely proud of how much work you had accomplished and put into this new adventure, finally getting your own classroom and students to teach, you hadn't stopped smiling for a week after you and Bucky had found out you got the job.

Climbing off the floor and dusting your knees off, you shoot a text to Bucky showing him your handiwork and get a thumbs up in response alongside an update on the meeting he’s in with Fury and Sam.

Bucky: I swear if Nick compliments the bird man again on his plans, ima slap a hoe.

You burst out a giggle at your boyfriend’s text lingo, and fire back a simple memo.

Y/N: Darling, murder is illegal, even for dead not dead ex assassin current hero super soldiers 😘.

Setting the phone back on your desk, you take stock of what else you need to be ready for the open house tonight. The interactive board is queued and your presentation bio for the families is ready, you have deodorant and your freshen up bag in your purse so you don’t actually look like a pig, and your work clothes are…. SHIT! You internally screech, you had left the other bag full of your nice clothes in the garage when you left this morning. Fuck fuck fuck, you continue to scold yourself while formulating a plan of how to get the rest of your room ready and get yourself taken care of in the next… hour?! Shit fuck shit damn it aghrrrrr FUCKKKKK ME!

You slap a palm to your forehead and decide to just roll with it. Quite honestly, leggings and a t-shirt in late July is not unheard of, and the parents might even appreciate your casual demeanor…. your boss is kosher, but you still worry about the impression you could make shine you have only been a substitute for her before now.

Instead of dwelling, you decide to speed through the finishing touches on your room; door decorations first, then the string lights in the reading corner, little airplanes and origami hanging from the ceiling tiles last. A few taps to the smart board bring up your classroom friendly Spotify and you get to work as The Lion King original soundtrack chimes through surprisingly decent speakers. The SHIELD logo and your handmade heli-carrier ramp lookalike instantly reinvigorate your spirit of setting up, and you sing along to the Disney tunes while you tack up the lights for a soft fairy glow.

Due to your rather pitchy and obnoxious rendition of “gonna make a man out of you”, you didn’t hear the knock at the door. So when Bucky slid up behind you and wrapped you in his arms for a hug, you screamed bloody murder and elbowed him in the gut.

“Ahh! Fuck what the- Bucky god damnit what are you doing?! You scared the hell out of me!” You run to pause the music and chastise your soldier for his sneaking.

“Doll, I did knock, but you were a little preoccupied getting ready for your Idol audition” he chuckled as he looked around the room.

“This looks great Y/N, your kids are gonna love this. I am so proud of you for finally getting your dream.” He wraps an arm around your waist and his vibranium hand in your hair to angle you up to meet his gaze.

Those eyes are more electrifying than a lightning strike, and a thousand times prettier, you can’t help but be sucked in by them. You smile and push up onto your toes, going in for a chaste kiss.

“I couldn’t have gotten this far without you baby, you have been there for me every step of the way. Now I have one question, can you reach up and fix that banner?” You look above him and notice a team symbol is out of sorts, conveniently the Falcon team.

Bucky chuckles and shifts the cardboard back into its frame, “Sam’s doesn’t deserve to be level, he needs the shift. Oh I came here for a reason, here you are my lady.” He picks up the bag you hadn’t noticed during your curse-scapade.

“Thank fucking god, omygod Bucky I fricking love you so much baby, I can’t believe I forgot it this morning I just had so much junk in the truck already and it slipped my mind.” You profusely thank your boyfriend and go to kiss him again when the intercom buzzes.

“15 minutes until open class night begins faculty, please be ready at your doors in 15 minutes!” The secretary calls out in her cheery voice, reminding you of your current debacle.

“Shit, ok, um I’m gonna change, can you just shut the door please? Stand guard or something so my principal doesn’t get an eye full of my sports bra or my boyfriend?” You run with the bag of clothing to behind your desk and quickly strip down the sweaty items and spritz a bit of smell good on between changes.

Bucky can help but smile at you and laugh as you fall sideways onto your ass trying to shimmy your work jeans on. The tight merlot dyed denim hugs you in all the right places, but in July your sweat does not help anything. Sparing you some bruised pride, he scoops you up and sets you onto the desk so he can help finish getting you ready.

“Doll, arms in the sleeves. I’ll button while you fluff your hair out of that ponytail and I grabbed your dry shampoo so use it. No greased pigs in the heli-carrier please.”

Bucky jokes with you while buttoning your sleeveless blouse.

A handful of minutes later, you are toeing on your ‘Jesus sandals,’ a knock off pair of Birkenstock’s that you love to wear for school. Bucky smiles from your desk chair and gives you a wolf whistle.

“Ya know what’s missing in this room?” He asks as he stands to hug you and walk to the front of the room by the doorway.

“What did I forget?!” You reply frantically, looking around for something else missing.

“Nothing love, I just think you need a sign that says Mrs. Barnes instead of Miss Y/L/N.” Bucky states casually as he pulls two items from his pockets.

You look into his hands and find a custom SHIELD office tag labeled “Mrs. Barnes” and a velvet box.

“Are you fucking serious, James Barnes? I just put on mascara!” You start to whimper and try to hold back the tears of joy.

“Soooo, is that a yes? You gonna be my wife? Make me the happiest man on the planet?” He asks impatiently.

“You bet your super soldier fine ass I am Bucky. But I’ll warn you, you’re gonna be coming to every school event from now on.” You wink at him before reaching up for a passionate kiss to seal the deal.

[stellocchia]

yoo, i trust your recs for fics, so i was wondering if you had any any non sbi-centric fic recs? its not that i hate sbi its just that there're so many that its overwhelming sometimes when i want something different.

Hmmm, I'll see what I got, because most of the fics I read end up being pretty Tommy-centric

Ongoing ones:

The Corruption We Suffer by The_Dragon_Hearted (Techno, Phil, and Tommy are all in the group of characters this fic focuses on, but the fic itself focuses pretty much on everyone if I gotta be honest. It also focuses quite a bit on the New L'Manburg cabinet, Dream, and pretty much everyone involved in the Egg plot. It's really nice)

Returning Stars Bring Meteor Showers by Anonymous (Canon divergent AU, seems to be mostly Dream-centric primeboys. But, like, Dream very much has canon!Dream personality. It's pretty cool)

what’s another night on mars? by funkyraccoon (more Bench Trio-centric fic. I really like Tubbo's characterization in this one and, overall, it's just. It's really good. It's always set on the Dream smp, but there's a bit of canon divergence with Tommy moving in with Bee Duo)

music didn’t have a meaning to me before I met you by barlebee (Other primeboys fic. This one is in a modern AU and Dream is working in his dad's shop while his dad can't. Tommy is just a random kid that really likes discs. The rest of sbi exists there, but they really aren't the focus)

The Unexpectedly Endearing Chronicles of Buzzkill and Amalgamation by miss_match (There's only 3 chapters of this, but the concept is great! It's about Bee Duo being badass villains while also being incredibly dorky, I love it)

It takes all of us by Mozaik (Sort of more external pov? Like, it focuses on the citizens of the smp and how they would have acted during the Exile Arc. So, there's quite a few original characters as you may imagine)

it's close enough to perfect (why does it hurt a little bit?) by Lucigoosey_The_Lightbringer (Again it's a primeboys one, but definitely with more focus on Dream himself and on all the people who want to absolutely destroy the f*cker. Like, this one is not a healthy primeboys dynamic at all just to be clear)

Forged by Truth (or Lack Thereof) by Anonymous (Hmmm, my dearly beloved. Okay, so, this one is a protégé AU, so it does have some focus on Tommy. That's kinda inevitable. But also it has as much if not more on Dream and quite a few others get their time to shine. Also it's just so fricking good and definitely deserves a read. Like, this is definitely one of my top 5 favorite fics of all time. It's really good)

Stream Labs LIVE by A_Non_ymousWriter (Another really good one with a mix focus on a lot of characters. I'd say that Tubbo is perhaps the main character? But honestly, it's kinda hard to say. It's really fricking good though)

6.9 billion outcomes, and somehow we ended up here by TjLockticon (The manhunt gang from the 3 hunters manhunts end up in the dream smp universe and this focuses mostly on how they deal with being there. Definitely Dream-centric)

Completed ones:

Sweet Dragon Child by MollyPollyKinz (Primeboys fluff fic, the rest of sbi is barely mentioned in it and it's from Dream's pov)

VVIP Backstage Passes by AdrianaintheSnow (Ranboo-centric Allium duo crack fic)

This Makes Exile 1000% Funnier by Crazy4abby (Dream-centric crack fic)

repair boy by FizzyOrange (Tubbo angst)

dissonance by shrugofgod (Character study fic on Tubbo)

Yeah... I think that's all I got so far...

[wolfy1298]

So a little birdie told me that you like fluff, what are some fic ideas/prompts you wish to see in the world? They can be for LU or any other fandom, I'm just curious to see what's going through your head 👀

Oh boy so do I have a list for you

LU:

Anything with Twi and Wind bonding. I love their big brother dynamic and I want to see more of it

Time acting like the gremlin child we all know he is

Everyone calling Time “dad”. Bonus points if it’s one of the few times he gets visibly flustered (Alternatively, Time going around on their adventure saying “look at my boys! Aren’t they amazing!!!” Be the embarrassing dad we all need)

The chain being adopted by every parental figure found in the LoZ universe. Give me calm talks with Grandma by the beach, enjoying a cup of warm hot chocolate with Grandpa Smith, music recitals with Kass, etc.

The chain meeting the Zeldas. I want the Zeldas to spill embarrassing stories of their links, Sheik and Tetra showing how much of a badass they are, Sky and his Zelda being couple goals. Give me the sibling/best friend/one-true-love dynamics

Twi with animals. That’s it. That’s the prompt

LoZ

The new BotW champions getting together and having fun. Give me Teba adopting everyone else. Give me Yunobo and Riju talking about gemstones. Give me Sidon being the encouraging ball of sunshine that he is. I want to see more fics of them getting closer as friends

Link and Tetra being the dorks that they are. Pirate adventures? Check. Singing sea shanties with the crew? Double check. Taking a day off to relax and have fun? Abso-fricking-lutely.

Link and Midna reuniting. I don’t care if it’s platonic or romantic, just give me a happy ending

MHA

Dad Might. I want to see more Dad Might. Especially Dad Might content that features the other students

I’m not really all that deep into any other fandoms so I generally look for the characters I like being happy/getting the happiness they deserve