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As promised: Caitlyn Kiramman youngest captain in the Piltover Coast Guard

…Those pants are definitely not standard issue tho - she probably has to get them altered

Also this is supposed to be a side by side situation so as you can see Caitlyn is suuuuper busy with her duties… so so busy :)

You cant blame her - the new deckhand is uh mildly infuriating

If you want to read more about what they get up to go check out @garchankdefender s coast guard AU Blisters and Barnacles

[noratheelk]

Is this anything?

[meowpattern]

absolutely, a million percent.

Honestly, I’m confused as to why the Statue of Liberty didn’t catch the planes and destroy the terrorist (or terorist, in your words.) She could easily have pulled a Big Jesus and saved the lives of plenty of New Yorkers, but chose not to. Arrogance? Hate? Fear? I guess we’ll never know.

The biggest reason 9/11 did not happen in brazil is because big jesus would have catched the plane and destroy the terorist. Second big reason is tjat world trade center wads not i nbrasil

[miifu666]

Detective and Killer Househusband Au!

An idea thats been fermenting in my mind maybe because ive been rewatching brooklyn 99! Buttt Househusband Wukong and his detective wife hihihi. Took me a while to make this cause I was confused on which role would they have but some moots in discord helped me so! HOUSEHUSBAND WUKONGG. This is modern normal AU? Ish???

Detective! Suklha

A well respected detective who managed to have the most cases broken in her youth, yet somehow a new case stumped her. The motives are sporadic and unpredictable, there has been dosen of detective investigating the case before but eventually it was handed to her as a referral.

Her advice are considered to be the highest priority. Less anyone has a different opinion, Suklha is ready to drain them dry for any reason why, will went as far as chasing them at every corner. She will never let anyones opinion go to waste and accepts criticism.

Is known to be Cold and mysterious, some officers learnt she has a soft spot but only a few and is an obscured knowledge in her precinct. They never would’ve guessed she’s married to the neighborhood’s well known monkey.

Was offered promotion a couple of times but rejected it. Already comfortable with her position and reputation, she works for her passion rather than money. Fortunately shes good at money managing, and Wukong has a good way of using his knowledge to do household chores as cheap as he can but still effective.

Introverted, she strictly works alone without a partner. For her own purposes, less she gets overstimulated she claims. In truth, she just hates social interaction when its unneeded and has a lot of trust issues she wont work on. Has been in therapy for a couple of times but in the end showed no improvement due to her stubborn attitude.

Met Wukong during her therapy session, talked to him while waiting for her. Turns out they both had the same psychologist. A psychologist who specializes in addiction and behavioral issues.

Cant stop obsessing over theories and plans, although she makes this habit of her into a job. It also made her highly paranoid, to the point she’s afraid to work with a partner. This however died down after she got married, has been taking better care of herself or should i say a certain monkey has?

This bias towards her husband, someone she deeply trusts. Made her blind from making him a suspect, doesnt help that Wukong stalks every move on his own case.

People has seen her blush an occasional time, the day she had a fever while clocking in and when she had to introduce her husband. Which shocked a lot of officers, it was the first time a police department went silent.

Yan! Househusband! Wukong

Met Suklha while he was going to therapy. Lied about his issues to get on her good side. Kept it up since then. In truth, He has an obsessive disorder.

A househusband who is well known in the community especially to the elderly, very active in terms of community services and also kind hearted. He’s very extroverted and warm. Some elderly calls him “The monkey who’s equal to heaven” referring to the many good deeds he has done.

Has a habit of giving baked goods to new members of the community, occasionally gives out free food for Suklha’s precinct because “he accidentally made too much”

Wouldn’t it be funny if his Ruyi Jingu Bang is a folding staff that he disguised as a broomstick? The name comes from Suklha cause each time she tries to use the broom it always detached itself from the broom and so far only Wukong is able to use it? Its also very heavy lmao.

Gossips with EVERYONEE its his way of getting intel and he feels like it helps Suklha in a way besides stalking her throughout her work yk-

Has a large network of “someone i know”, Macaque is the only one who knows of his bad habits and what he’s fault for. Tried to tell Suklha before they got married, after that he kind of stays out of the couples way.

Killed some people because he thought he’s lessening his Wife’s workload, even went as far as making sure they’re considered “missing” butt when the case got onto Suklha’s hand. He realized it’ll only gave her more overtime and late night, he stopped for awhile. Till he started again when he found out some cops arent… able to keep their hands to themselves when its about his wife.

Got the name “Heaven’s Sage” because the internet has been blowing up about him doing “Gods work” only killing suspected killers and perverts so far. In a gruesome and bludgeoned way, notable trademarks of his victims are : Marks of blunt objects, fatal multi-organ inflammation, left barren without clothes or valuable.

VERY obsessive of his wife, its been going on for almost a decade now… he is NOT joking. He can tell if she walks funny or smells differently.

Taglist : @phoenixeclipse-lmkau @skymoral @tuskstudioart @whatisev04 @forge-the-idiot @masterqueso @monkieshad0w @lilchickie @mehiwilldoitlater @missrosiesworld @sleepingdramaqueen @epochal-oracle

[frookiethesillybilly]

[gbling00p]

GUESS WHO JUST FINISHED SOME ACTUAL ART!!!!!!

and this totally didnt take me like half a day...

timelaps under cut :3

[mostlyvoid-partiallyturtles]

[evilgoof]

they're the prettiest boys i know.

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[bobthecoolrock]

@archaicfirehydrants this is important

[verstappensrealwife]

Uhh… Daniel???

[miifu666]

How did Suklha pull out such a man like Wukong I need to know her secrets

[harv3yd3ntapologist]

I think Steph should go to med school

Specifically so that after she graduates whenever Bruce tells her to do something while on patrol and she doesn’t want to, or is just plain annoyed with him, she can respond with “yeah, well which one of us actually graduated med school���

“I only see one person here who has completed med school and it wasnt you”

“Sorry I don’t take orders from drop outs, yes that applies to you too Tim”

And just watch Bruce fume because he can’t say anything without Steph laughing him out of the room cape between his legs

After Damian graduates later on he joins in on it to and it gets 100x more worse

Leslie joins in every so often and Bruce has the expression as a kid whose mom just said something really embarrassing right in front of him

[catsarebloodycool]

Merman Cody :>

Close up and speed paint under the cut (I love speed paints) (is that what they’re called?)

Cody’s tattoo was actually really fun to design. It’s not based of anything really, I just doodled until I was happy with it lmao.

He was originally based of a yellow dragon halfmoon (I think that’s what it’s called?) But I wasn’t vibing with it, so ended up changing it.

This took me about 4h and 40 ish minutes 🫩

[lazyrith]

Mahito is herrreee!

[definitlynotjuls]

TW SH, SFX, JUST MAKE UP